im sorry this was horrible

  • Izaya: "Hi."
  • Mairu: "According to the Urban Dictionary, the many synonyms for the word vagina include: weiner wrap, lip jeans, brake pads, cold cut combo, queef quarters, sweat box, dick mitten, lick 'n stick, her asshole's neighbor, black oak, Republic of Labia, sperm bottle, hungry minge, hairy donut, spasm chasm-"
  • Izaya: "Goodbye."

no offense but i think there was an abbreviation mistake bc trans doesn’t seem fit the definition, with how sweet and cool all the friends i made are trangels seems more fitting.

anonymous asked:

I just want you to draw the squad (or all of your tumblr friends that you could think of) hugging alexx 😊

AAA!! incredibly sorry this looks so messy ;v; I was rushing myself to finish this and my hands are tired for some odd reason

@alexxanderkeys im sorry this looks horrible– 

(and yes, the girl with black hair is me irl)

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im gonna try not to embarrass myself but this is gonna go horribly wrong im sorry in advance for this

hi!! i love you! you were the first or second shadowhunters blog i ever followed, and im not lying when i say that when you followed me back i did a little 👀👀 bc i could not (and still can’t) fathom why you were following me ?? me ?? no way … anyway … i love you and i love your blog. you’re just such a lovely person!! the loveliest tbh and your gifs are perfect your blog is perfect you’re perfect. i love that you love sense8 as much as i do as well and i love how just .. genuinely nice you are to every single person. thank you for making my dash a happier place <3

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bring it, bitch.

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GO EKUBO!!!

#Work Doodles Part 4. This makes it seem like I’m not doing my job but istg I am!1!! Shiro is just such a cute grumpy baby boy pouting! (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)