im sorry this is such a stupid joke

Lance: So Keith… If you were a supernatural creature what do you think would you be?


Keith: *Disappointed sigh* Do I seriously have to answer this?


Lance: Yes


Keith: Fine. I’d be a werewolf


Lance: No wait I’d be the werewolf you can’t be one.


Keith: for God’s sake we can both me werewolves Lance there isn’t one werewolf in the whole of existence.


Lance: Well you know what you can suck my di-


Coran: OI! REMEMBER WE’RE WEREWOLVES NOT SWEARWOLVES.

Hey guys! SO excited for the return of Riverdale tomorrow!! Season 2, here we come!! In honor of the premiere, I would like to remind everyone that this show is a piece of garbage, I hate it, and if you like it, please leave. Get off my blog and rethink your life choices.  

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hey im garbage but this is no news to yall i guess

adri w my friend @duskdragonxiii‘s asphodel in his mouth. hes not gonna kill him bc its not worth it. just wants to give him a scare to see if hell stop being annoying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ probably wont happen tho

MONSTA X Beautiful in Chicago Summary

Hey you guys! It’s around 1 A.M and I’ve just gotten home from the concert and let me tell you- it was honestly one of the best nights of my life.

SHOWNU: He’s such a big papa bear , you all don’t even know. He was so sweet and respectful to the audience when speaking with us. He was the sweetest smile it makes your heart want to flutter just seeing him. He covered Hyungwon’s lines with perfection and I couldn’t be more satisfied- he did an amazing job at that , I was so proud of him. OH AND HES A DANCE MACHINE OML HE CAN GET DOWN.

WONHO: I DONT KNOW HOW ANY OF US SURVIVED “FROM ZERO” BUT WE DID. WONHO DID AN AMAZING JOB WITH THAT SONG I NEED AN ITUNES VERSION PLEASE. During the end of “Shine Forever” he fell backwards while doing one of the dance moves but it was so precious , no one really cared. His voice is more powerful than I thought and it really took me by surprise. He had adlibs here and there and they were wonderful. He’s also the king of fanservice, he be grabbin’ people’s phones and kissing their cameras. Dang do that with me too.

MINHYUK: Soft bunny. Cute bunny. Fluffy bunny… until he starts dancing. His hips sure don’t lie , damn son. His energy always sent good vibes through the crowd , he was always getting everyone pumped and making us laugh . About half way through the show he joked around and said that the song they were going to sing was the last one , which flipped everyone out . He quickly apologized and said “IM SORRY. IM STUPID IM STUPID” IT WAS SO ADORABLE , HE SPEAKS ENGLISH QUITE WELL, THEY ALL DO . He’s a ray of sunshine that radiates positivity and rainbows. He has a gorgeous smile, it’s so contagious.

KIHYUN: When Kihyun first opened his mouth, his voice sent chills down my spine, it was insane. You guys HAVE to hear his voice in real life , it is truly something else. He , in my opinion , is one of the best vocalists in K-POP (please don’t kill me). I could listen to him sing all day, it wouldn’t bother me . Like I said with Minhyuk, Kihyun’s English is really good as well. “WHEN I SAY ‘Ki’ YOU SAY ‘Hyun’”

JOOHEON:He is truly one of my favorite rapper’s in the K-POP scene. The tone quality of his voice is really nice and the timber is as well, it’s different from any other rapper out in the industry. When I first saw Jooheon up on stage , the first thing I said to myself was “Wow, he is just so charismatic ” and you guys, HE IS. He has that fire in his eyes that will lure you right in. He’s such a cutie in real life. One moment he’s showing his dimples and passing out chocolate but the next he’s hip thrusting you into next week. Like I said before, his English is superb. “Chicago is best”

CHANGKYUN: can we all just take a second to appreciate how beautiful this man is in real life. All the MX boys are beautiful but I always had a special place in my heart for Changkyun but when I saw him tonight he actually took my breath away for a while. Wow. This man is real. Just like Jooheon , the tone of his voice while rapping is so addictive and different from any other rapper which is what separates him from the rest . He was the one I kept my eyes on during the concert. “We went to the River walk in down town its was so beautiful but… I lost my wallet ” MY BABY CHANGKYUNNIE AGHHH

HYUNGWON: I WISH MY BABY CHAE WAS HERE TONIGHT BUT UNFORTUNATELY HE IS STILL IN THE HOSPITAL. ALL WE CAN DO IS PRAY AND HOPE HE HAS A FAST RECOVERY. THE MEMBERS SAID HYUNGWON WAS “ITCHING TO DANCE” pooR BBy. Kihyun said that next time Monsta X comes back to Chicago , Hyungwon will surely be with them <- THIS MADE ME SOB YOU BET YOUR ASS I WILL BE THERE NEXT TIME TOO OKAY. I MUST SEE MY BIAS.


I’m so lucky and fortunate that I got to see my boys live, they’re all so beautiful and each one of them deserves the world.
P.s- I got a monsta X official light stick today . Said again, one of the best nights ever

everything was fine

okay so!!!! im on mobile ( which is very sucky im sorry ) but i saw this post by @keith-sexual it’s basically about langst ( my personal favorite ) and lance’s insecurities. it inspired me to write this short snippet that might actually become a fic cause i just fell in love with this idea. anyway to the fic ٩(ಥ‿ಥ)و


It was silent as if he hadn’t said anything, to begin with. Lance’s smile suddenly disappeared into thin air and the small laugh that was about to burst out that usually does when he makes such a stupid joke is gone. He looks down at the ground and goes completely silent, only Hunk glancing over with a worried look before the rest of the team continued to talk about the strategy. Even as Lance heard opportunities to get a small grin out of Keith, or make Pidge giggle, he remained quiet. And even as there was a minor flaw in their plan, he didn’t mention a better spot for him to shoot from instead and allowed them to mistakenly put him in a terrible position.

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