im sorry this is kinda dumb


i kinda forgot who tagged me in this but it might’ve been my love @cyxical toe and if not IM SO SORRY BAB I LY EITHER WAY

the last
1. drink: water
2. phone call: i literally don’t call ppl except for my mom djjd
3. text message: toe in the aes dnp gc: “yeah that’s dumb :/”
4. song you listened to: the beekeeper'a daughter by american rejects
5. last time you cried: when i watched a slowed down version of dan curling phils hair (in the time lapse part)
6. dated someone twice: i haven’t dated someone period
7. kissed someone and regretted it: never kissed someone peRIOD
8. been cheated on: my nutella cheated on me w my knife :’(
lost someone special: my great grandma :(
10. been depressed: im pretty sure ive been a bit depressed my whole life but it’s all good it’s not that bad and i handle it quite well on my own !!
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: ive never gotten drunk periOD bc im a Smart Child
favorite colors dusty pink, #ester green, and mustard yellow
in the last year have you
15. made new friends: yes all of my lovely internet friendsies i would die for them
16. fallen out of love: ive nEVER BEEN in love
17. laughed until you cried: probably but i can’t pinpoint an example
18. found out someone was talking about you: yupfhhfh
19. met someone who changed you: ye i guess so bc people change people always
20. found out who your friends are: not irl yet but imma try rlly hard to do it this year 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: refer to question 7
22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i don’t hav a facebook djdj
24. do you want to change your name: maybe my last name bc it’s not pretty but i don’t know what to
25. what did you do for your last birthday: i had a sleepover w some irl friends !
26. what time did you wake up: around 7:00 bc my ireland group had to catch a ferry
27. what were you doing at midnight last night: i was writing in my journal about how happy i was :’)
28. name something you can’t wait for: meeting @eucalyptusdan and @sharkdan on august 3rd 😫
29. when was the last time you saw your mom: 2 wks ago in the airport, i miss her n my dad :((
30. what are you listening to right now: birds sqwking outside DUBLIN IS L OUD
31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: probably but i don’t remember it
32. something that is getting on your nerves: the bIRDS
33. most visited website: have u heard of tunvgllr dodot corm
34. hair color: dirty blonde/light brown/what the heck
35. long or short hair: medium length 36. do you have a crush on someone: idk man idk
37. what do you like about yourself: i am funny and smart Occasionally, my fashion sense is decent
39. blood type: triple AAA battery bc im electrifying ⚡️🌶😜 (no i actually have no idea)
40. nickname: est, easter by my stubborn friend @phansterdam
41. relationship status: im dating my nutella jar again
42. zodiac: virgo binch (chinese: horse) 43. pronouns: she/her
44. favorite tv show: long ago. the four nations lived in har-
45. tattoos: im only 14 so i can’t get any but i kinda want two lil simple hearts on opposite sides of my torso when im older (get it like lovehandles hehee)
46. right or left handed: right
47. surgery: do braces count dhjd
48. sport: lol what’s that
49. vacation: japan n greece both sound beautiful
50. pair of trainers: wtf r those
more general
eating: me n a roommate just ate some cookies and popcorn, which i then proceeded to promptly spill all over the floor (but then we just ate it off the floor so it’s all good)
52. drinking: my SALIVA MAN
53. i’m about to: ponder how im going home in a day and i don’t want to
55. want: to talk to someone all night
56. get married: only if m truly in love
57. career: art something w art it has tomb art
which is better
hugs or kisses: i love both !!!!
59. lips or eyes: lips bc eyes sometimes creep me out if i think too much ab them
60. shorter or taller: taller
61. older or younger: if this is relationship wise same age would be preferable
62. nice arms or nice stomach: i don’t care much as long as their face is cute
63. hook up or relationship: relationship bithcb
64. troublemaker or hesitant: idk if this is ab me or what i want in a person,,,, me both and i would want both … vers
have you ever
65. kissed a stranger: REFER TO QUESTION SEV-
66. drank hard liquor: no ty
67. lost glasses/contact lenses: im in like my tenth ?? pair ?? ive lost or broken at least six of those
68. turned someone down: well i mean recently me pal danni told me she liked me but i didn’t like her back so i told her that but it’s all good we r still as tight as we were before !
69. sex on the first date: no ty
70. broken someone’s heart: hope not
71. had your heart broken: not really and if so it’s my own fault for not telling ppl when i like them
72. been arrested: no im pee yoor
73. cried when someone died: no
74. fallen for a friend: mmaybe
do you believe in
75. yourself: occasionally
76. miracles: idk man how r we lowly creatures supposed to know
77. love at first sight: attraction? sure, but the deep selflessness and care that love actually is? absolutely not
78. santa claus: fun fact i actually never did hdhdjdj i just told my parents when i was little that i did so i would get more presents
79. kiss on the first date: depends on how it goes obvs
81. eye color: lightish brown
82. favorite movie: totoro it’s always been totoro
83. lust or love: both preferably ??!!!!
84. favorite item of clothing: a black super comfy stretchy ballerina top
85. favorite song: the louvre by lorde

i tag @pityhowell @punkgoesphan @purepastelphan @phantastic-dan @phiru @philscurls @phan-you-not @philester @philfreckles @phursonas !!! 🍦💞


……………i had the file open so i made more……. and i’ll probably make more in the future……. this is kinda addicting….

feel free to use these bad gifs— i’ll just leave these here

anonymous asked:

Has any of you tired to pull pranks of the customers?


Lance: You know what? I kinda miss those days. When Keith was just some weirdo from my past, harassing me at work.

Keith: Who was harassing who in this story.

Lance: It was too funny. You didn’t sit down without checking for a week.

Keith: and for good reason. You tried the same joke three more times.

Lance: Classic is a classic.

A.N. Welp! I’m late! That’s a 14-hour difference and me not paying attention. I rushed this. But to be fair. It’s kinda dumb.

anonymous asked:

VICTUURI TEAChER/SINGLE PARENT AU? <3 (onward-to-victuuri)


ok so the first thing is that we’re gonna completely disregard the typical “yurio’s in like 4th grade and ADORES yuuri as his teacher” because yall can just miss me w that, and instead have a high school english teacher yuuri who puts up with NONE of yurio’s shit. he doesn’t wanna participate? too bad. tries to argue? not having it. eventually yuuri doesn’t even need to say anything. to any of his students. they just receive The Look and that’s the end of it.

now because yurio is yurio, victor - who’s his older brother and legal guardian - gets his ears talked off about “my stupid fucking english teacher”, which causes victor to get this massive image of yuuri beings this mean old bastard who hates children and yurio especially (maybe yurio’s trans?? yall decide) and he becomes both pissed and terrified of this teacher.

dont get me wrong tho, yuuri is a mad Professional (except around his senior class. they’ve seen a different side of mr katsuki…) but victor’s still TERRIFIED of meeting him.

eventually, though, he has to. parent teacher interviews are next thursday, so unfortunately, victor’s going to have to face the music and meet this teacher. and he is shitting himself. thursday rolls around, and victor’s got a million thoughts running through his head - what will i hear? am i gonna like it?? DD: - and yurio isn’t helping boost his confidence much (in australia the student also attends the interview so im going off of that) because he knows deep down that yuuri isn’t that bad.

and if he knows victor, he knows what’s gonna happen next.

so they’re standing out the front of the classroom. the door is locked. they can’t hear anything from the inside. they look at each other.

and victor slowly reaches up to knock.

they enter.

and victor….

iMMEDIATELY falls in love because yuuri katsuki is SO FUCKING ADORABLE. victor was honest to god expecting a crockety old 60 y/o man and he gets Booty-licious Japanese Man who is the DEFINITION of nice and polite. he is an ANGEL. THIS MAN LITERALLY OFFERS THEM A CUP OF TEA BEFORE THEY START.

so victor and yurio sit down, tea placed in front of them, but victor still doesn’t know what to expect. he’s been completely thrown off guard by yuuri (who’s wearing pants that cling to his ass and thighs in THE MOST PERFECT WAY POSSIBLE and his button up is so ugly and. honestly victor cannot believe this man is real) but yurio’s shitting himself in the corner because he has no idea what’s about to be said, and yuuri has no fuckin clue what to do but he’s just like “umm… okay… let’s get started”

and as i said before, yuuri isn’t an easy teacher. he’s nice and courteous, but you don’t disrespect him and the effort he puts into his career. you just don’t! he doesn’t take shit from Anyone. he’ll offer you a hot beverage when you come into the parent teacher interview and he always ensures that the students are fed before they start a class, but if you try to argue with him (WITHOUT REASON) he will DESTROY YOU.

once they’re all settled in, yuuri pretty much breaks the ice with “so i first wanted to talk about yuri’s behaviour” and LET ME TELL YOU.


victor’s like “oh god”. yurio’s like “oh GOD”. yuuri just continues talking. and yknow, he goes on to say how yurio has some issues with participating and stubbornness - and, at times, respect - but then he’s like “but when he does participate? mr nikiforov, yuri has a brilliant mind on him.

“his answers are honestly some of the smartest i hear. he has a keen mind for the work we’re doing and his understanding of concepts is phenomenal. sure, he tends to swear a lot in his answers - which” and he turns to yurio at this “he really needs to stop - but the guts of his answers are simply fantastic.”

and victor’s not really processing this because although he came in not knowing what to expect, he knew he wasn’t expecting that. so he turns to yurio and probably whacks him upside the head or smth in a typical older brother fashion and says “yurio!! you told me he was mean!! wtf!!!”

and yeah. that interview is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

(ALTERNATIVELY: victor goes into the interview ready to tear a bitch apart and gets his ass handed to him. he starts telling yuuri off about the way he supposedly singles yurio out and constantly gives him detentions, forces him to participate, and essentially bullies yurio into answering questions

and he kinda goes on for a while like that but eventually he asks yuuri what he has to say for himself and… yurio actually full on slides himself down in his seat because the look on yuuri’s fuckin face?? it says it all.

he then proceeds to COMPLETELY DRAG VICTOR.

it’s brilliant.)


“why do people call me dumb”


i… have no excuse for this im sorry

btw happy 16 million!! kinda odd for me to put a heartfelt message under a dumb post like this but i’m really on a feels train today.

i’ve been in this community since april of 2014 and i think that was just before 200k. i didn’t start making fanart of sean until late 2014, and i didn’t start posting art until early 2015. i started doing portraits because i was twelve and i was like, hey. i could do that. so i did! looking back they’re not that great, but their quality doesn’t matter. i want to thank sean and this community for motivating me to start creating more. day after day i look in the tags and i see wonderful, pure talent and drive from some amazing people. i always get inspired and i push myself more to create bigger and better things. so thank you. thank you, sean, for being a voice to listen to in the background while i draw the things that make me happy. thank you for being so down to earth and teaching me to be open minded and love others. thank you. thank you and the community for being there. thank you for helping me meet some of my closest friends. thank you so much. ‘thank you’ can’t even begin to describe how much i cherish what you (and you all) have done for me and for those i care about.

so thank you. all 16 million of you, and sean.

thank you, and here’s to 16 million more.

anonymous asked:

So like I had this rlly fuckin weird dream were black hat like, broke into some new villian's base because some bullshit reason I guess and the villain was this young adult demon dude and his dad was a hero that treated him like shit for being a demon dude??? And blackhat more or less adopted the guy after figuring this out??? It was dumb n kinda sappy near the end and im prob gunna draw the guy some time now. Sorry if this was weird n rlly long whoops,,

Black Hat: *tucks child under his arm*
Black Hat: This is mine now
Black Hat: *strolls out giant hole he left in the wall*
Hero Dude: … 

College!AU Namjoon
  • major: philosophy 
  • minor: art history 
  • sports: tried to join track but dropped it because lol sports don’t work for clumsy people 
  • clubs: doesn’t have time because he’s a part timer at a tattoo parlor 
  • when he tells people he’s a philosophy major he has the tendency to go off track and talk for a very very long time because there isn’t just one philosophy he’s studying and there isn’t just one favorite philosopher of his and based on time periods and the country- and basically you see the point 
  • people always kinda brush off his major because they’re like “you’re not gonna get a job with a degree in that….” and namjoon is kinda like well….i already have a job
  • he’s referring to his part time job as an tattoo artist at a shop in the city called ‘young forever’. he’s been working there ever since he was legal enough to actually get tattooed because the person who owns it really likes the unique way namjoon draws in black and white 
  • and that’s sorta why he took up art history as a minor recently 
  • he’s just really fascinated by the way art has changed, a lot like philosophy, throughout the ages 
  • and like interestingly enough a lot of his clients comment on how his art kind of shows off these different styles they’ve never seen and he’s always getting kinda flustered like ,,, oh that style?? i learned it in an arts of china class im taking,,,, 
  • and most of them are like you’re in college??? and he’s like yeah and they’re like you don’t look it you’re so mature and namjoon is kinda like thank you and hides the fact that he probably has some cartoon character keychain hanging off his backpack
  • but anyway he’s always tripping over himself when he’s not tattooing like on campus he’s always got textbooks flying out of his bag or pencil cases flying through the air but it’s endearing because like all his books have lots of notes in them
  • and a little unknown secret is that he’s taking an advance math class just for fun because like most people don’t know but his iq is stELLAR and the teacher keeps trying to push for him to switch majors but namjoons kinda like as much as learning equations and solving complex math problems is a walk in the park for me, wrapping my head around topics like metaphysics is way more fun sorry
  • so how do you meet super smart tattoo artist philosophy enthusiast namjoon WELL you meet him because you end up in the most sillY situation
  • basically you’re both at the library and you see this tall, slightly intimidating boy who’s dressed in black from head to toe with a velvet collar around his neck reading a heavy looking book titled ‘Epistemology: A Contemporary Introduction to the Theory of Knowledge’ and you’re like 
  • better not mess with him he look smart and like semi-deadly
  • but then you guys ……. reach for your backpacks that you set down and like you’re kind of too busy looking at him in amusement/fear that you…….take …….the wrong ……backpack….
  • and you only notice it’s the wrong one when you’re already out of the library on the way to your next class and you’re like “this bag is super heavy” and you set it down and open it to see four textbooks that are not your textbooks and one them happens to be well…..’Epistemology: A Contemporary Introduction to the Theory of Knowledge.’ and you’re like
  • oh no
  • but when you run to back to the library the boys not there anymore and you’re like panicking because well 1) your homework and study materials are in your bag and you need them for finals that are coming up but also 2) that boy doesn’t look like the friendliest person and when you have to give back this bag,,,,,,,,are you gonna possibly also get a curse put on you or something ???/
  • but like in the midst of your freaking out your brains also like: but hey he was cute and you’re like sh U T up @ yourself because that’s not the point here
  • so you comeback to the library around the same time the next day and you don’t see goth boy whose name you figure out is namjoon seeing as though it’s neatly written in each textbook and you’re like oh god im never gonna get my stuff back
  • but then someone taps your shoulder and you turn around and there he is,,,,,in another all black outfit except this one shows off his arms and ok wait is that a tattoo on his upper left shoulder oh it’s cool- but you like steady yourself and swallow so you don’t give off that you’re kinda scared and you’re like 
  • “sorry for mixing up our bags!!! it was a dumb move on my part haha!! here’s your bag though i didn’t touch or mess anything up!!! please,,,,,just don’t be mad,,,,,”
  • and you don’t even notice it but like your shoulders are quaking and you don’t hear an instant reply and you’re like time to Accept Death but then the boy’s stuttering and he’s like “no-  no it was my fault, im awfully clumsy im always getting people into my troubles - i should apologize.”
  • and you’re kinda shellshocked that a person who looks so intimidating is so …….soft for lack of a better word
  • even though his voice is pretty deep and like you’re not complaining he’s got the whole cute goth, deep voice thing going and like half your brain is like: im into it and the other half is like: we should just give him the bag and run even though he’s being so……..civil and nice
  • but basically you kind of gather your thoughts and you’re like “ahh no no don’t apologize, it was just a mistake,,,,” and you like reach out for your backpack as he takes his 
  • and like you know it should just end there your little run in with philosophy major namjoon but your curiosity takes the better and before he goes you clear your throat and kinda tell him you have a question
  • and namjoons pretty shocked this time because usually people go out of their way to avoid conversation with him let alone ask him things but he’s like go ahead and you point to his bag and you’re like
  • “i don’t want to seem rude but are you a math major or a philosophy major?”
  • namjoon kinda blinks twice at you before letting out a long, deep chuckle and you’re like ???? and he’s like “philosophy. the math is for fun.”
  • and you’re like FOR fUn??? and he shrugs like yeah it’s my elective. and you’re kinda looking at him with wide eyes like no way who does math as an elective and he’s like well i do haha
  • and before you know it you and namjoon are standing in the library having a full on length talk about your majors and minors and classes and slowly that intimidating first image of him disappears and in front of you is a sweet boy who really really has a lot to say on the topic of like aristotle and it’s just????? way cuter than you imagine
  • and the next thing you know it’s from total strangers, to intrigued-about-each-other strangers, to you exchanging numbers and deciding to meet up for coffee before class next week because out of everyone on campus you’re the first person to take his rants seriously and he’s the first person to show genuine interest in your own theories about the world
  • and when you do meet up to get coffee namjoon’s got a sketchpad under arm and you’re like “so you’re into art too, not just the history??” and he’s like “im drawing up some sketches for clients so..” and you’re like “clients?” and he’s like “oh i tattoo part time, yeah i always forget to tell people that”
  • and you swear you would have dropped your coffee (if it wasnt for the fact that coffee on college campuses is so expensive so it’d be a waste of five bucks) but yeah you’re like 
  • nO way a tattoo artist?? that’s amazing what else can you do are you hiding like the ability to turn invisible from me?? and namjoon laughs like i wish but no that’s practically impossible because- but you put up a hand to stop the rant and you ask if you can see the sketches 
  • and as you look over his drawings in wonder you don’t see the way namjoons eyes fixate on your fingers, then up your arm, then the slope of your shoulder, your neck, the back of your head, your cheeks, your eyes, and then your lips 
  • and namjoon knows that his fascination with everything comes from their details and history, from philosophy to art to practicing tattooing, he’s precise with all of it
  • and in that one moment he’s precise in etching your image into his mind and even when you run off because you’re late for class
  • he keeps your whole body in his mind for the rest of the day, the week, the month
  • until finally after lots of coffee meetups and long conversations through text and face-to-face about big philosophical questions about the meaning of life
  • namjoon asks you to come by to the shop after closing so he can talk to you
  • and in the dim light of the moon, outside on the corner of where the shop is, namjoon asks if you’ll go out with him because quite honestly he’s never had someone so stimulating as you ever
  • and as much as your intellect and friendship are valuable, there are aHEm other ways he’d also like you two to AHEM stimulate each other
  • and you blush duh because out of all the words to use he uses freaking stimulate to talk about the fact that he wants to make out with you as his significant other
  • but ofc you say yes and wrap your arms around him because,,,,,,,you wanna makeout with him too (you have for a long time even the first time you saw him and he kinda scared you but also like kinda turned you on too LOL)
  • and you guys become this adorable on campus couple that everyone knows because you two passionately talk and sometimes even debate over just about everything 
  • and namjoon has a high iq but like it never scares you from challenging some of his points of view and it’s never boring between you two like EVER
  • and you stop by the shop more often with like lunch or just to get a couple of kisses from namjoon before you head back to campus
  • and all the other artists there are like teasing the heck out of him since he’s the youngest and you two are the ‘cute kids in love’ as everyone keeps cooing 
  • they also kinda try to convince you to get a tattoo but you’re shaky on the idea and namjoon is like “id never push you into something you’re not comfortable with” but honestly the idea of having his art on you ,,,, is kinda nice 
  • but anyway you’re always like namjoon how  do you carry around like ten textbooks with you and he’s kinda like i have no clue but maybe they’re the reason i keep tripping and tipping over things and you laugh like heh maybe 
  • but you’re also like stop getting yourself hurt because your body is too important to me now for it to keep getting bruised and namjoon kinda flusters at the comment and it’s cute
  • tall flustered goth hehU 
  • but yes after a couple of months in you’re over at his dorm and his roommate jin is out with other friends and you’re like laying with your head on namjoons lap when he takes a marker and is like “i know you’re not sure about a tattoo but i wanna try something” and he takes your hand and starts outlining something on your skin
  • and you look over and you see that it’s a beautifully simple daffodil and you’re like “what that flower?” and namjoon kind of hesitates before looking at you and he’s like “the scientific name for it is narcissus jonquilla and in the language of flowers it means love,,,,,,and,,,,,,desire,,,,,,and basically it means ,,,,,”
  • and you he doesn’t even have to keep talking you like pull him against you and in the end it’s just a mess of your clothes flying off and the marker falling out of namjoons hands as his fingers tangle in your hair
  • and it’s so natural even though at some points his limbs are too long and your elbows bump or your knees hit his but it doesn’t matter
  • because the whole time he’s smiling against the side of your neck and you’re holding him
  • and namjoon’s obsession with details is finally over because he’s seen all of you now and all of you is locked in his heart forever 
  • and when you wake up with his long body stuck between the sheets you can only laugh and plant kisses up his chest as he mumbles something about how philosophy about love is nothing compared to actually experiencing it 
  • and it’s cute from then on out you and namjoon just laying around in bed as he talks about what theories he’s learned or you two just go out and walk through the city with no plan in mind because your company is enough for each other
  • but also like finals come around and you hit the books like crazy and so does namjoon and it exhausts you both that you just slump against each other out in the hallway
  • and jin is just like “you two need to eat something it’s been three days” and you and namjoon are just incoherrent blabbering and jin is like “you two are so smart when it comes to books but other than that you are two children smh let’s go we’re all going to the dorm and im making ramen and neither of you can say no.”

find college!au vixx (here)
and please look forward to the rest of college!bts coming soon~ 

thank you guys for all the support on this ! it really does mean a lot to me :< it’s very comforting to be validated by other people hhffkb

unfortunately people have been harassing me about my gender off and on ever since i started to get popular last year smh
i’ve heard it all and HONESTLY IM JUST.. used to this. i don’t care much anymore and i’m now a lot more confident in myself. I AM A CUTE BOY and idc if my gender doesn’t fit some rando’s “standard”. my father never accepted me as trans either and he was a complete asshole about it, always belittled me, threatened me, blamed it on my mother, now i don’t see him anymore and i could care less about him. 😊 if you think my gender and identity is up to debate and being nasty to me about it is alright UR A RAT and that’s that

i’m still early in transitioning but seeing trans specialist therapists and doctors is about all i can do rn. everything will be easier when i’m 18 and i can do things by myself CAUSE RN i can’t even get my legal named changed unless i battle my dad in court :c honestly when i was younger i didn’t think i was going to be able to wait this long and i thought i would never live to see the day things would change for me, i would cry myself to sleep literally every night. but i’m almost 17 now, and things are getting better and easier for me to deal with. i’m a lot more comfortable with myself and being myself nowadays too ! AFTER ALL IVE BEEN THRU I AM PROUD, and letting a snarky …anon.. bother me would be dumb at this point.
i’m just disappointed people act like this, it’s wrong and they should honestly just be ashamed they’re so low and petty lol


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ok uh. yooran gaming channel au - part 2

@misfireezreal reblogged the ‘yoosung has a gaming channel au’ post and wrote a really cute lil addition that inspired me to add some more ideas to this mess of an au….. and i got really carried away

their addition / reblog post is here !!  tho i’ll also put a screenshot of it under the cut… along with more headcanons/ideas/whatever for the au/scenario

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anonymous asked:

My bf and I are going through a rough patch. We've been together for almost 6 months. 4 months ago I was in a play and was required to kiss another person for the role. I didn't think to ask how this would make my bf feel, he knew about it and came to the play. Just recently he has told me how much it hurt him. I shouldn't have kissed the other guy even if it was for a play, and I should have confronted my bf. Im going to lose him if I don't figure out how to make it up to him. Please help me ❤️

No offense but thats kinda dumb like lol it was a play 4 months ago and u were acting what is he 12??

Sorry to be blunt but it sounds like hes being ridiculous, threating to break up over a staged kiss 4 months ago like jesus christ

  • baby: o...oo-
  • mom: it's happening!!! grab the camera!!
  • baby: ooo-o...o...
  • mom: one? are you counting??