A warm up/break piece I managed to complete in under three hours~! I reblogged @yraishi ‘s beautiful art the other day, and was so enamored with their boy that i thought i’d go ahead and draw him! If you’ve not yet seen their beautiful cat, please go check them out!
P.S. THANKS FOR STREAMING WITH ME TODAY @tiergan-vashir YOU MADE THE HOURS ALL THE MORE SCINTILLATING.
I need a fic of your aos and tos Bones!! if there isnt one yet I'll write one myself dangit its such a wonderful concept (also I can imagine tos bones dragging aos bones somewhere by the ear and jim is just crying hes laughing so hard)
^this art i was supposed to post could be the epilogue. poor aos bones cant get a break
"Namjoon is a genius and namjoon is in the top tier of kpop rappers." How so? I don't disagree, I just want to hear some Namjoon appreciation.
me: loves this ask
me: takes 8 years to respond
im sorry i took forEVER to respond pal! i wanted to do this justice and ive been hella busy
OKRR. SO THIS IS WHY JOONIE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST
1) lets look at the obvious first; the reception of various rappers and the general rap community
Warren G: “Even though I wasn’t able to understand his lyrics completely, I can say that it was really good. The flow, the style and his rhythm are all very good.” and “When listening to Rap Monster’s songs, it sounds a bit like me or Snoop Dogg rapping over the beats to what we’ve made.” AND “If I comment from an artist and a producer point of view, Rap Monster is one of the best rappers I know. The way he delivers his rap is outstanding.” (me: *chokes*)
Tiger JK: called namjoon “the industry junior who changed his preconceptions about idols.”
SPIN Review: “With smartly snagged instrumentals from Run the Jewels and Big K.R.I.T., a cameo from Tech N9ne sidekick Krizz Kaliko, and surprisingly sturdy hooks on the piano-bar blues “Life” and the hammering standout single “Do You,” Kim Namjoon actually stands a chance of making a dent in the States.”
XXL Mag: “Rap Monster rarely fails to live up to his name. The Ilsan, South Korea-raised rapper is one of the region’s most dexterous rappers, capable of switching flows effortlessly as he glides across an array of diverse instrumentals.”
DJ Booth (Lucas G): “I really like the balance between rapping in Korean and rapping in English. If the project was all in Korean, I’m not sure I could have connected with him but by mixing the two languages together he provides the listener with a brand new experience; I don’t feel like a passive listener. Shit even when he’s rapping in Korean, I can still feel his words. He’s got a hunger and an excitement that can be felt in any language.”
Tony Jones: “Rap Monster can outrap any rapper” (tbh not super relevant but i had to include it bc its so cute)
i highkey feel like there is more but rn im functioning on half my brain cells rip
2) lyrics; this is really important to me. lots of ppl pick rappers off of their beats and how lit they are.. THIS ISN’T RAPPING. if yall want lit beats tune into the producer or just listen to trap. that’s not what rap is about.
lyrics are CRAZY important! and like, diss and bragging lyrics are such a sidebar. if you can only diss and brag I’m sorry but you aren’t worth shit lol.
here in my opinion are some of his best lyrics (READ THIS SHIT! YALL PLEASE)
“the thing that redeemed me too, the things that pushed into me - the distant precipice and everything, that’s all me - foolish humanity, you too can become gods - hold your head straight and try, a saint’s smile - Jesus’ footsteps, Allah’s prayers - even until Maria’s love, all of it is inside you - this is unconditional redemption and unconditional belief” (God Rap)
“I live to understand the world - But the world didn’t once understand me” (Always)
“these people who clamor for respect with their own mouths - even they don’t know the misjudgments of those words - freedom and self-indulgence, they’re obviously different” (Do You)
“if you look less at wits, there are a lot of things that change - you were born as a hero, why are you trying to become a slave? - “because it hurts, it’s youth” - that kind of definition is the biggest problem - in life a genre is a trap, just like music - because you become an idiot as soon as you’re tied down there - fuck that.” (Do You)
“every night inside me I quietly fight with myself - my heart pounds, my colleagues stab me in the back - while saying that I became a moron after joining a company- yeah fuck you I’m an idol, yeah yeah I’m an idol - at one time I hated it but now I love to get that title” (Awakening)
“I thought I could catch the mirage known as happiness - but the me in front of my desk wasn’t happy even for a moment - without my mom knowing, I put a sheet of white paper between the pages of my workbook - my identity that I wrote down matched to the drum and bass - a different, relaxed feeling compared to when I got my report card” (Voice)
“do you know the reality that there’s no shadow in the fire? - then will I become the fire or will I become the light, that’s my question - so if I become the light then in the daylight, then the darkness - closes his eyes when it’s bright and when others sleep, opens his eyes again - even though I felt suffering I thank you” (God Rap)
“life is more beautiful knowing that we’ve taken a loan on death - even light is treasured more when there’s darkness - the sunshine appears after we’ve passed through the storm” (Life)
“but the thing that we all learned at some point was how - to step on someone, to catch them, to erase them, to hate them - fuck all the peace and love, I know that that’s the natural enemy of success - that’s too obvious” (Life)
“everything can coexist, positive and negativity - the thing that guides me and this world is ultimately those two’s synergy - all wanderings related to existence, sometimes until they’re chaotic - even those moments now seem lovable - if you’re confused about what is right and what is wrong - what makes me want to live again, think about it” (I Believe)
OK SO LIKE THESE ARE DISS LYRICS BUT YALL BETTER KNOW THIS IS SOME OF THE MOST SAVAGE SHIT IVE EVER HEARD: “Even if you don’t like me, you know me - I like hate comments more than no comments - I DON’T KNOW YOU - BUT YOU KNOW MY NAME” (Cypher 4)
3) delivery… every rapper has their own style and namjoon for sure has great fucking delivery omg (that voice tho). in terms of pure flow i have three fav songs…
Awakening: the song that made me a Rap Monster fan (way before I knew what kpop was). The intensity and emotion in his voice still gives me chills.
Joke: his vocal control, his phrase stylization, his ability to spit so flawlessly with like no air… Joke is ALL about flow
P.D.D.: so chill… but the way he raps still draws in the listener; this is partially due to the natural depth and beauty of his voice, but a lot of it is in the energy his delivery has, even when it’s relaxed as fuck. namjoon raps like he’s telling a story, and the rise and fall of his voice is perfectly responsive and sensitive to his lyrics.
4) live stages! his lives are great. i won’t say they’re perfect, but they are still awesome and he always gets hype as FUCK and gets the audience into it
What Am I To You: i literally get so fucking emotional. dont debate this with me, this is honestly his best live stage ever. fucking flawless.
Do You: you see me bopping to this shit in my home? im getting fucking hyped yall as i write this
OKAY BOO BOO HOPE YOU LIKED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! comment/reblog with what you think makes Namjoon an amazing rapper!!
as always, if you think im wrong, pls message me ;)
Nct 127's reaction to their s/o being upset because they don't kiss her
Request: NCT dream or 127 reaction to their girlfriend getting pouty and whiny when they don’t kiss her
A/N: my heart is weak for this, it’s so cute aw- and i decided to do 127 unit, i hope you don’t mind!
Would apologise right away and feel bad but at the same time, find it cute that you wanted his kisses so badly. You’d catch him smiling slightly to him when you pout, but he does it so lowkey you hardly ever notice. But he finds it super cute that you get clingy like these at times and becomes 10× more affectionate to you, often showering you with hugs after you start whining or pouting.
“aw someone’s whiny today”
“i havent seen you in a week, i miss you and your kisses :-(”
“come here, i’d give you all the kisses you want”
Adores it A LOT, and likes to tease you about it. Ends up giggling and smiling to himself because he finds it cute how you get upset over these small little things, and he feels loved and appreciated because he knows you love his kisses. His teasing could go on forever but he eventually always gives in because he’s soft for your pouting.
“ooo someone’s upset she can’t kiss me”
“shut up johnny”
“well if you want kissed you must be able to reach me first”
“you’re so mean-”
“/leans down quickly to peck your lips/”
Becomes a shy ball and would be a little flustered at first, but internally he’d also find it funny as he’s the pouty and whiney one most of the time. Softens right away and like Taeil, would become even more affectionate than before. Although he doesn’t show it, he loves it when you act like that because it shows how much you love him.
“aw babe don’t pout”
“but you ignored my kiss just now”
“come here, let me make it up to you”
Teasing you 24/7 about it. He isn’t afraid to show that he loves it and he’d purposely avoid kisses so as to see that side of you. And would attack you with kisses at the most random times because he loves seeing your expressions. This guy seriously Smiles non stop and would get all fuzzy and happy because he feels loved by you, which at the same time, makes him more cuddly than he already is.
“you want a kiss? no hehe”
“yuta you suck”
“oh… then all the more you don’t deserve a kiss /sticks tongue out/”
five minutes later and he attacks you with a big hug and pecks your face all over with that bright smile of his
Would act like he’s annoyed with you and probably whines back too but in fact he enjoys it and finds it cute and adorable. Would purposely frown and act like his mad, making you feel bad but then he flashes you his gummy smile and hugs you. Tries to act cool™ by always avoiding your kisses when in reality he’s weak for them and his heart is beating like crazy whenever you do it.
“you’re so annoying, why are you so whiney today omg”
“you know why doyoung”
“what? i don’t know”
and when you glare at him, he softens and leans in to give you a kiss
Brightest sunshine!! Giggles to himself a lot and won’t stop smiling at your actions, calling you cute and adorable. At times he likes teasing you and making you pout more but other times he gives in and ends up showering you with kisses, hugs and pecks on your face. Loves it most when you act like that because he knows you truly love him and his kisses, and he’d be more than willing to give you more.
“babe you’re so cute”
“yeah if i was maybe you shouldn’t have ignored my kiss”
“aw someone’s upset”
“come im sorry, let me give you all the kisses i can right now”
Another shy ball and wouldn’t know what to do, other than just giggle and pinching your cheek as he finds it super cute. Only teases you occasionally but still manages to be the sweet person he is. Eventually kisses you and you’d notice how he’d blush and smile brightly to himself, as his eyes stare at you lovingly.
“it’s been two days since i saw you :-(”
“do you miss me that much?”
“of course, especially your kisses”
“hehe come here”
This clueless bun actually thought you were genuinely upset with him, he’d apologise sincerely and it’s so adorable you end up laughing and giggling because how is he so pure??? But after time goes by he notices it a lot and finds it really cute, and as he’s shy, he doesn’t show it so he’d giggle to himself softly whenever he sees you pouting.
“goodness, im so sorry, i’ll kiss you now!!”
“anything for my princess don’t be upset!!”
“im not upset omg you’re so cute-”
Another one who would tease you for it and would also act like he’s mad but on the inside he’s all fuzzy and screaming because he loves it a lot. Would play hard to get like Yuta, but always end up failing because he gives in to your pouts- it’s one of his weaknesses. From time to time, he’d avoid your kisses so he can see you act like these, but most of the time he’s the clingy and affectionate one.
“someone’s being so clingy today”
“you’re like that too shut up”
“ooo there goes your kiss bye”
“i hate you”
“/giggles and pecks you on the cheek/ i lovd you too”
PATTERNED SOCKS!! Whether they’re cute animals, or little drawings, or just pretty colours, they’re bound to make you feel little! No-one will notice them unless you pull them up high.
Overalls! Wear them over t shirts, sweaters, anything! They’re actually pretty fashionable at the moment, and they work for all genders :)
Headbands and bows! I’m in love with headbands right now - I have a collection of adorable headbands, some of them are plain, but some have little bows and flowers, 10/10 would recommend. Also, hair clips and barrettes are awesome!
Ribbons! You could tie them into your hair, around your braids or ponytails, or even into your braids - it looks super cool! And there are bAJILLIONS of colours and designs, you can get them from dollarama for basically no money!
Some more things you can do with ribbons: tie them around your wrist to make a cute bracelet! You can also replace your shoelaces with your favourite ribbons to spice them up a little.
LOTS OF COLOURS! Just mix and match, throw in the entire rainbow into your outfit if you wanna!
Hairstyles: if you have long hair, you can try out fun things like pigtails and braids!
If you shop online or go to places like gap kids, you can find kiddie clothes that are big enough to fit you! You can find things like cuddly shirts or sweaters with bright colours and cute drawings, or character t-shirts, and it’ll just look cute, not necessarily kiddy!
Cute little accessories! For example, I have some cute ear muffs for the winter that are super fluffy and have little panda bear faces on them! You can get gloves and earbuds like this too!
Funky tights! i have some rainbow striped ones that i always wear with skirts and it makes me feel super little! You can get ones with patters and stars and hearts and designs that look amazing! You can also do this with leggings.
Sparkly nail polish!
Heelies or light up sneakers, if you wanna!
Do you remember sillybands? Well you can still get them online for barely any money, and they look so cute! When you’re wearing them, they just look like colourful elastic bands, so it’s not super obvious
if you’re carrying a bag with you, decorate it with stickers and buttons and keychains! You can make it all pretty and jingly :)
I hope you find these helpful!! I’ll be posting similar posts this week :)
Hi mom! ^^ Love your writing! It was just my birthday last week and I was wondering if I might request a namjoon author/editor au? (if he was your editor or you were his etc. whichever!) Apologies if you've done something similar before;; Thank you!♥
ahh happy late birthday!! ive written author taehyung before, but namjoon fits it too so !!! here you go, something cute for him~
is primarily a poet, and yes im talking love poems and all that jazz, but also really emotional poems about social injustices and human pain
and he has a way with words that makes readers overcome with tears - like there’s a reason he’s on the best selling list and was featured in over twenty literary magazines
and people probably get quotes of his tattooed on them like damn
his pic on the back of the book sleeve is black and white and he’s got his hand under his chin,,,,,,,,,he looks like a uni professor LOL
people always get teary eyed at his book signings and readings, his tour managers have to request extra Kleenex for the sobbers,,,,,
honestly namjoon just gets confused and is like,,,,im,,,s,,,sorry??? but everyone is like n o no it’s just so bEautiful
(tbh he gets super shy when complimented, much to his fans shock,,)
interviews with him actually get a ton of views because well 1) he’s handsome but 2) he does this cute smile and hides his face when people say he’s a great poet
like sensitive boy namjoon is real and thriving
you’re his editor and even under the whole beautiful, simple, amazing writing - the poems that seems so short and quick to write - you’ve seen his struggle
breaking his back over thousands of drafts, crumpling up pages and throwing out full notebooks of poems
and writing about heavy stuff isn’t easy on namjoon either, sometimes you find him sitting on the floor beside his desk, staring blankly at a news title of some atrocity in the world
sometimes he doesn’t eat for three days. doesn’t sleep for a week.
he publishes his book and people swoon over his talent and good looks, but you’re the only one whose seen this side of him
the side all writers and poets hide from the world - but not from their editor
so when you meet up with him, the usual dingy coffee place that namjoon has come to love, you see something is off
he’s worse than usual
“i have no inspiration, and they want a book of poems by the end of the month.”
his deep voice has never faltered, but it sounds dejected and tired
“well,,,,,,,let’s find you some.” you try to sound optimistic, but you’re not sure
namjoon’s first book was based off of his first love. his second, off his views on the harsh world, his third was on a recent, secret breakup. now,,,,,he was stuck and you weren’t sure if there was anything left
you try to see his face, but his eyes are stuck to the blaring laptop screen. an empty word documents stares back
“i know you can do it namjoon, is there anything that you’ve maybe been saving? or maybe haven’t explored? a secret?”
namjoon’s eyes suddenly flick to meet your gaze
the tips of his ears turn pink, you’re on to something
inching forward in your seat you go, “you do! is it a person? write about them!”
you don’t notice it, but namjoon’s eyes are taking in the details of your face. the small things that he can’t believe he’s noticed all along
you said write about something he’s never explored - a secret,,
there’s one he’s kept ever since you became his editor
suddenly, namjoon begins to type and you grin. he found it.
“ill get some more coffee for us.”
you get up to go order, making sure to take some extra money to buy namjoon a snack since you know he won’t eat while he’s writing
as you leave, namjoon bites back his lip
he mouths to himself what he’s wrote so far,
“my secret sits across from me, voice like velvet, sun ray eyes spark tender flickers, why cant i tell them all i have hidden from the world is you. you, my secret sitting across from me.”
he doesn’t notice you come back, leaning over the table to see his laptop
“did you write something?” your excitement apparent and namjoon jumps a bit in his seat
quickly, he closes it and takes the cup of coffee you’ve set down in order to avoid answering
you smirk and tease, “you totally did. i can’t wait to read it!!!”
namjoon feels his heart race a little in his chest, because if anything, he had never imagined he would confess his feelings like this
in a poem, that you were sure to read and edit
he thinks to himself, i can’t wait for you to read it too. but will you still only want to be my editor after it?
you wave your hand in front of his face, laughing as namjoon snaps out of it
“you’re in a writing daze, but here i got you this so you don’t forget to eat.”
you put the bag of scones down on the table as well, smiling and namjoon takes them with a thank you
you’ve always taken care of him, he knew you were different when you picked up his first draft carefully - like it was priceless
when other people had clawed into it and thrown it around without care
“so, what’s your secret - i want to know now!!” you urge again, but namjoon shakes his head
Akuatsu would totally adopt a baby and be super nervous but proud nerd dads. Lots of freak outs bc they dont know what to do. (I like Hibiki for a name haha)
2 DAYS AGO I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND I ALMOST CRIED ON MY WAY BACK HOME??????!?! I’m a sucker for my otp taking care of a child. I would like to draw something cute someday. Unfortunately today I just have energY TO MEME, IM SO SORRY. I THINK THEY -COULD- BE GOOD PARENTS BUT THEY’D DEFINITELY SUCK AT THE BEGINNING. I’m so sorry anon. This came to my mind and I couldn’t help it, I’m so sorry.
I wanted a break from studying, so I whipped up this quick fic that I couldn’t get out of my head. NOTE: Sorry if the characters are OOC and the grammar is bad. I wrote it very quickly. Also, Al= Allura. Enjoy!
Lana sat behind the counter at Voltron Café viciously flipping through her Engineering Math notes. It was around 1PM so an upside was that the cafe wasn’t as busy as it usually is in the morning hours, but the downside is that she has exactly 24 hours to learn three chapters worth of math so that she has a sliver of hope to pass one of Ms. Iversons notorious exams. Lana pressed her face into her textbook and groaned into it.
“Engineering?” a voice chirped above her.
“No. It’s actually witchcraft mixed in with an ancient alien language. But, I mean, I guess you could call it Engineering.” Lana replied.
“Yup, that sounds like one of Iversons tests.” Hunk laughed beside her, putting away freshly baked chocolate chip cookies in the baked goods display. Hunk hovered over her best friends shoulder, reading the problem she was working on. Lana quickly stole one of Hunks cookies. “Lana, all of your work is right. All you have left is to take the derivative and plug in the x.” Hunk mused. Lana quickly did as Hunk instructed her to, and, sure enough, she got the right answer.
Lana looked up at Hunk with her best puppy dog eyes, “Hunk. Bffl. My bestie for life. My sun and stars. The best human being I’ve ever known.”
“I can’t Lana, I have a chem test tomorrow that I have to study for.” Hunk pouted, fiddling with the burnt orange ribbon she always tied her thick black locks in.
Lana smiled, “It’s cool, dude. But don’t think I’m not gonna be texting you problems that I really don’t get.”
Hunk beamed, “Deal. But I know this other girl who’s in Iversons class this semester. She comes into the cafe at around this time, maybe you two can study together.” Lana knew exactly who Hunk was referring to. Dark hair, sparkling eyes, always wearing some form of leather.
“Why do I have a feeling that this girl always comes in on a red motorcycle, sits right behind me in math, and is the bane of my existence?” Lana frowned.
Hunk shrugged, escaping back into the kitchens, “I dunno about all of that, but I do know you made out with her for a good thirty seconds on New Years before dipping out.” she winked. Lana turned a brilliant scarlet, just as the door chimed.
“Welcome to Voltron Cafe!” Lana called out, already scooping whipped cream into a cup. The drink was already finished by the time the customer made it to the counter. Lana turned, hot drink in hand, to face none other than Kat Kogane.
“Whipped cream with a three shots of hot coffee for Kat?” Lana asked in her best customer service voice. Kats eyes widened at how fast Lana made her order. She didn’t even get a chance to watch the cute barista make her drink from afar.
“Y-you- You remembered my order?” Kat stammered out.
Lana shrugged, punching numbers in on the cash register, “It’s not that complicated. And don’t worry, I tried not to make it as foamy.” Kat internally winced at the mention of foam and her awful attempt in looking cool in front of her crush.
“You’re never going to let that go, huh?” Kat frowned as Lana counted out her change.
“Tell you what, Kitty Cat,” Lana smirked, handing Kat her change. “Help me learn the last two chapters for Iversons math test from hell, and i’ll let it go. Shoot, i’ll put every bad interaction we’ve ever had behind me.”
“How generous of you.” Kat deadpanned, taking a sip of her perfectly made vienna coffee.
“I know, i’m just a wonderful human being. So will you do it or not?” Lana sighed, cocking a hip to the side.
“Throw in a couple of those chocolate chip cookies and you have a deal.” Kat smirked back. Lana threw two cookies into a bag and practically jumped over the counter with her spiral and textbook. “Deal.” Lana will deal with Al’s lecture later, right now, she needed help.
BONUS: After a long study session, Lana and Hunk cleaned and closed up the shop together. It was company policy that workers should throw out any leftover baked goods, so that fresh ones can be made in the mornings. That never did sit well with Lana. Hunk was an artist in the kitchen and her food tasted like it too. She wasn’t about to throw that art away, with only racoons to savor it! So she packed up her besties leftover treats in a box and closed the shop. Lana bid Hunk goodnight, and walked to her blue Prius. There was a cherry red motorcycle parked right next to her car. Lana couldn’t help the smile that stretched across her face.
“Hey.” she called out to the other girl, handing Kat the box that was in her hand. Kat cautiously looked at the box and looked at Lana. “It’s not filled with snakes or anything.” Lana rolled her eyes.
“Are you allowed to be giving me this?” Kat asked in a hushed voice.
Lana laughed, “You don’t have to whisper. They’re cupcakes, not cocaine. But, yeah. It’s company policy that we through out all unsold baked goods. But I usually just take them home, or hand them out to other poor starving college students like myself.” Kat only nodded her head, unsure of what to say. “This was more of a thank you, for agreeing to teach me math. And giving me a sliver of hope for Iversons test tomorrow.” Lana blabbered. Kat turned to put the box of treats on her motorcycle and pulled out a pen from her pocket. Kat grabbed Lanas hand and scribbled her number onto her palm. Kat silently prayed to whatever God was listening to her that her hands weren’t sweaty. It was Lanas turn to look at the palm of her hand, then Kat, then back to her hand.
“It’s my number,” Kat explained quickly, “in case you have any more questions.” Lana stared at Kat with wide blue eyes, and they narrowed immediately. Kats face burned in embarrassment. Did Lana know that she had a massive crush on her? That Kat was dying to give the pretty brunette with crystal blue eyes her number? Shiro always told her she was a shit liar, but Kat thought she had a pretty solid alibi!
“Oh hell no.” Lana finally spoke. A part of Kat died inside. “I will not let you beat me in the flirting department! That was smooth as hell Kitty Kat, but i’ll woo your socks off. Just you watch!” Lana called, walking to the drivers side of her car. Kat let out a breath, and chuckled.
“Yeah, yeah lover girl. How about you focus on aceing our math test tomorrow?” Kat called, mounting her bike. Lana rolled down her passenger side window to wink at Kat before bidding her goodnight. Kat couldn’t help the stupid grin that was stretched across her face the entire ride home.
((V: I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW OKAY, THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!! ASDFHUJIARLEKWDSFHUGIJRKLFDMS!!! I seriously was not expecting this when i logged in today!! Dude!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
Lana is SO ON POINT!!! Like, i couldn’t even portray her better than this!!! And it’s so funny omg, I already wanna doodle this omg I love it so much!!! Everyone is so great and aahh this is perfect!!! Thank you for this!!!!!
Y: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa THIS IS TOO CUTE OH GOSHHHHHHHH!!! Thank you for this this was just so cute and honestly made my entire day! I was screaming at Kat this whole time when you mentioned her fuck up like “GOD KAT WHAT IS YOUR DEAL???”
This is absolutely beautiful and super cute! I loved the way you portrayed Kat as this bumbling awkwardly in love idiot! Like that’s what I’ve been trying to get her to come across as this whole time and you’ve done it so well! SO MUCH BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE OMG THANK YOU!!!!
Thank you so much for this this was just so wonderful! Thank you for putting up with us and our shenanigans and inconsistent updates (mostly me sorry about that yo school kicking my ass im sorry)
We promise to update much more in the future!!!!))
He won’t even ask, he’ll just pull you over to the couch, drag the both of you down and wrap his arms around your body. You’ll both lay there for hours, you playing with his hair and him occasionally pecking your neck.
“I’ve missed you so much lately babe. Just 5 minutes.”
He’ll be too shy to ask so he just follows you around the house until you finally get fed up of him and realize he just wants to cuddle. He’ll do like a victory dance as you lead him to the couch. One of the few moments you get to see him being completely soft as he snuggles into you.
Is clingy 24/7 anyway so it’s no surprise when he’s literally on his knees begging for a ‘cuddle session’. When you do give in he is nonstop complimenting you and you actually have to ask him to shut up for a little so y’all can just sleep.
“Okay I’ll be quiet now… by the way did you know you have a very nice ass?”
Doesn’t care what you’re doing, just forces you to cuddle with him. He doesn’t wanna ask because he doesn’t want you to think he’s soft which he obviously is. When you start teasing him for it he’ll playfully threaten you.
“Mention this to anyone and I will never cuddle you again.”
He’s already laying on the couch waiting for your arrival. Once he hears you enter the living room, he’ll immediately shout your name and spread his arms out for you so he can pull you down on top of him.
“I’m so glad you’re back Y/N!”
Starts off by playfully tickling you, but once both of your laughter dies down he turns soft and pulls you into his embrace. Instead of it being all lovey dovey and shit though, he’ll probably say something dirty whilst y’all are having a ‘moment’.
“Shall we take this to the bedroom?”
Probably super cuddly when he’s tired after practice. You’ll be the one to offer and he’ll just nod with a cute smile on his face, too exhausted to form words in the moment. He loves to fall asleep in the crook of your neck while you play with the ends of his hair.
(A/N sorry that this is incredibly crap and full of cringe, I rushed it a lil)
Another father AU, for anon. Enjoy! (You + Kang Dongho)
we all obviously know that Dongho is not the most soFT looking guy
(mnet knew that real well)
and yes he may look like a frightening masculine manly man who invented the concept of strength but
when he heard he was going to be a father, he melted into a puddle of goop
like really sweet goop not bad goop just a clarification (sorry friends im feeling extra memey rn)
during your pregnancy he would be super duper overprotective and always seem to have whatever you needed whenever you needed it
whether that be a shoulder to cry on or a massage or exotic foods
wants the absolutely best for you and the baby and would be very involved in terms of knowing all the health issues and risks that newborn babies could have
helped you decorate a cute little room for the baby, you both went with purple and white themed because you didn’t know the gender and he was so excited he couldn’t resist waiting
researched into all kinds of things and had plans about what sports and activities your child should pursue in the future,,, keep in mind your baby isnt even born yet
anyway when the birthing is OVER dongho is like so excited and cautious with you and the kid (im sorry i dont want to put a name or gender)
kids are boring at first but he seemed to never get tired of doting on them
would literally try baby food to see how it tastes and pretend like it was okay and then proceed to vigorously wash the weird taste out with waterwould apologize to the child “im sorry you have to eat this, just wait until you can have solids oh goodness won’t that be fun?? im already excited, we can eat potatoes and cereal together!”
when the child grew up a little more he started taking them to playgrounds and daycares and stuff like that
you and him took turns because your schedule allowed for that
at the daycare and playground, the other moms were sHOOK because of how adorable dongho was
this super powerful strong man at first sight but then he’s all eye-smiley and giggly and showers his kid with kisses and makes gugu noises its wonderful absolutely wonderful
sings songs to and with the kid, from random tunes to the abcs to like baa baa black sheep or some shit as the kid grew up
and wtf can you imagine that??
donghos honey vocals that super sweet voice just singing all the time to your child goodness that would be a blessing
but also eventually get annoying like yes the wheels on the bus do indeed go round and round aHEM ANYWAY
doesn’t necessarily take care of his skin condition thAt much as like u know celebrities normally do (as we also saw on broduce) but with his kid?? only the highest quality products would be selected
would read so many reviews of products just to make sure the child would only be exposed to the safest possible materials
yea basically a huge softie
one day when child grew up a bit he was playing w them in a sandbox
and dongho was literally too caught up in building his own sand castle when he realized child had started putting sand in their mouth
he simultaneously freaked out and died of laughter because the situation was so ridiculous, immediately made child spit out the sand and washed their mouth
considered trying some sand to see what the child tasted but decided that was a weird idea and just settled for googling what would happen
exposed child to a lot of different things, music, art, history, science, memes, you name it
found himself learning a lot as he taught the kid and gained experiences with them and you
asks for another child lmAO
does he want to raise a farm of kids or something??
he wants to be able to answer all the questions child had
is totally whipped for the both of you
will always give you two random presents
if he travels somewhere for work or something he will always return with souvenirs for the both of you
yall spoiled ok
cooks comfort foods super well
knows all the characters of like the magic school bus and sesame street because he just wants to interact with his child (i almost typed offspring wtf)
always handing out free hugs and kisses
gives piggyback rides on demand (for you and for child lmao)
is your and your child’s superhero
A/N: oh gosh this ended up really memey lsdfjklj sorry bout that LOL