im sorry phil

one of my favourite phil stories that i will always 100% laugh at is in the first video they play Akinator in and it’s about the striking blue eye and phil is like ‘my grand dad has one blue eye i mean he’s dead now so he doesn’t have any eyes but back when he had eyes’ and i thought about it on the train and i snorted and i had to get off at the next stop even tho it wasn’t my stop bc i was so embarrassed 

15 year old me meeting 20 year old me

15 year old me: So, did you get into the school of your dreams? Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, I don’t know? Do you have a drivers’ license? Do you have a car? Did you move out? Are you happy with your life?

20 year old me:

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #34
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Dan:</b> do you wanna make out?<p/><b>Phil:</b> sure-<p/><b>Dan:</b> cornflakes<p/></p><p/></p>