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Father son relationships of Generals

Washington: “Now Alexander don’t go messing with that snapping turtle. It bites.”

Alexander: “Ok.”
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Montgomery: “Aaron what’re you doing?”

Aaron: “Petting a turtle.”

Montgomery: “Oh okay.”

*a few moments*

Aaron: “OW! It bit me!”

Montgomery: “What we learn?”

“sharks aren’t vicious!!! they’re like huge puppy dogs!! they’re big sweethearts and i dont understand why people are scared of them!!”

“sharks do not attack humans in the way movies constantly portray them. sharks are curious, inquisitive animals and many bites come from sharks who “test bite” humans in order to see what they are/if they’re a threat, but that one initial bite can be fatal. while sharks are not monsters bent on hunting and targeting humans, human who hand feed them and treat them like any other animal causes more human-shark incidents (sharks can become used to humans feeding them and thus bite at a human to find fish). sharks are not blood thirsty maneaters, but they are an extremely powerful animal that deserves respect and should be admired from a distance.”

  • me: *stumbles upon something i kno w will trigger a moodswing or will cause me to split*
  • me: *checks it out anyway*
  • me, once ive been triggered: oh no ://// im so sad ://// why do i always feel like this ://// im so miserable :///
  • me, the next day: *stumbles upon something i kno w wi-
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damn capes always getting in the way of memes!

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som super early tazboys designs……………i’’’m got so much work to do refining them (esp outfit wise lord Jesus)