im sorry jim

anonymous asked:

I need a fic of your aos and tos Bones!! if there isnt one yet I'll write one myself dangit its such a wonderful concept (also I can imagine tos bones dragging aos bones somewhere by the ear and jim is just crying hes laughing so hard)

^this art i was supposed to post could be the epilogue. poor aos bones cant get a break

My Reactions to 3x20 (unpopular opinions)
  • <p> <b>Lee:</b> *is literally the sexiest lady alive*<p/><b>Me:</b> *fawns upon seeing her, applauds her confident and intimidating attitude*<p/><b>Harvey:</b> *constantly worries about Jim*<p/><b>Me:</b> Awwwwww!! That's so fucking adorable!<p/><b>Ivy:</b> *tries to protect her older brother but gets scared and literally squeaks*<p/><b>Me:</b> You're doing great, honey!<p/><b>Harvey:</b> *does not give up on finding Jim, even when he dismisses all the other cops*<p/><b>Me:</b> *smile as bright as a thousand suns* Yes, Harvey! Agh, yes!<p/><b>Jim:</b> *refuses to take the virus-<p/><b>Me:</b> Yea-<p/><b>Jim:</b> *takes the virus when Harvey was pretty close to finding him*<p/><b>Me:</b> O-okay then...this'll be interesting<p/><b>Firefly and Freeze:</b> *apparently leaves Oswald*<p/><b>Me:</b> Okay..wtf?<p/><b>Oswald:</b> *throws pottery everywhere*<p/><b>Me:</b> My poor son..those poor vases<p/><b>Oswald:</b> *takes shots of straight vodka*<p/><b>Me:</b> Yes! I love me some drunk Ossie rambling!<p/><b>Oswald:</b> *yells at Ivy*<p/><b>Me:</b> *acting like a literal mom* Oswald, be kind to your sister, she's younger than you, she doesn't understand!<p/><b>Edward:</b> *shows up with Tabs and co, sexy action music playing*<p/><b>Me:</b> *literally gets goosebumps* They're all just walking, but that was pretty badass!<p/><b>Edward:</b> *literally plays out some sort of kinky roleplaying scenario between him and Ossie*<p/><b>Me:</b> Ed, honey, that's gay<p/><b>Also Edward:</b> *literally doesn't kill Oswald every chance he gets*<p/><b>Me:</b> Ed, honey, sweetie, open up your eyes and kiss your boyfriend!<p/><b>Fish:</b> *shows up*<p/><b>Me:</b> Ahh yes, Mama Fish is here!<p/><b>Edward:</b> *looks worried as Oswald is hauled away*<p/><b>Me:</b> Edward, you lovestruck idiot<p/><b>Lee:</b> *sexily escapes from GCPD*<p/><b>Me:</b> Ahhh yessss! *fawns*<p/><b>Jim:</b> *is infected with the murderous juice, yet still goes to disarm the bomb*<p/><b>Me:</b> You're literally so pure!<p/><b>Also Jim:</b> *struggles to disarm bomb*<p/><b>Me:</b> Just pour water on it, sweetie!<p/><b>Alfred:</b> *is literally a badass*<p/><b>Me:</b> I love you, you absolute badass!<p/><b>Bruce:</b> *wears weird turtleneck and tries to attack Alfred*<p/><b>Me:</b> Someone needs to help this misguided boy!<p/><b></b> Bonus<p/><b>Television:</b> Two hour finale<p/><b>Me:</b> Oh fuuuuckkk yeaaah! *throws rainbows everywhere*<p/></p>

You walked downstairs for some snacks when you see both Jim and Sebastian in a drinking game of some sort.

[Y/N]: what are you two doing?

SM: Getting drunk.

[Y/N]: What for?

JM: So we don’t get in an argument. We usually talk it out tomorrow morning when we’re hungover. 

[Y/N]: But why are you doing it in my house?

SM: We actually came to ask for your opinion on things, but we saw your liquor cabinet and couldn’t resist.

JM: I’m going to the guest bedroom now. See you tomorrow morning, tiger.

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Command, Science, and Operations…In Space!

9 AOS Star Trek Icons! Collect the whole galaxy set!

Feel free to use any or all of them however you like, just please reblog!

i spent way too much time picking the backgrounds to match them

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Most especially must I tread with care in matters of life and death. If it is given me to save a life, all thanks. But it may also be within my power to take a life; this awesome responsibility must be faced with great humility and awareness of my own frailty. - The Doctors’ Hippocratic Oath

A rant about YouTubers

 We live in the 21st century and everybody is free to state their opinion. It is mature and wise to scroll down, ignore or criticize constructively any thoughts you don’t agree with, whatever they might be. I am about to rant in a way I should’ve done a while ago. I feel like more people than they’d like to admit think this way and honestly I have no problem in doing this for them. I would also give names because what’s the point of sending indirects when you’re criticizing something anyway? So the only thing I’d be willing to say sorry for is if I hurt anyone’s feelings. It’s 100% not my intention to hit anybody right in their hearts, so if I do, I hope you forgive me. That said, let’s get on with the rant. 

For the past 1-2 years, I have not been enjoying YouTube. I’m aware that many people have been saying the exact same thing (check fireflysuggs on Instagram), but I want to explain why. I feel like, nowadays, there are 3 types of YouTubers I can easily pin down, all of them with examples.

1. Zoella. Zoe has been recieving some really harsh comments lately, and honestly it hurts to say that, at this point, I don’t even know if she deserves it or not. Bare in mind, she does not deserve pointless, bullshit kind of hate, I am talking about those people who stopped watching her because her videos got repetitive and boring. I kind of agree with that last part. Her content is mainly long hauls that make me want to stop watching within 5 minutes. She cracks a few jokes every now and then, but there’s somthing about her videos now that make me not want to click on them. There are no twists, no funny moments, no original content. It’s like sitting there watching a woman talking about beauty products most people can’t even afford or get their hands into for 20 minutes. No, that’s actually what it is. I still love some of her videos tho, mainly her collabs with Mark. But even her videos with Joe (I’m talking about the last one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqDaUj0maVM ) seem quite boring to me. It’s like her videos are a flat line, when a few years ago they were a rollercoaster. And I feel like most people subscribe to her or are still subscribed because she’s Zoella, which is kind of sad. 

However, she’s worked really hard on her channel throughout the years and she surely deserves all the subscriber she has.

2. Alfie Deyes, Bethany Mota. These are the kind of YouTubers that, in my humble opinion, do not deserve to keep gaining money from making videos. For God’s sake, Alfie’s main channel has been dead for 4 months. Bethany still uploads every now and then, but her videos are not genuine anymore. It just gives the impression that she only uploads for money. Before you jump at my neck and detach it from my body, I know Alfie still posts vlogs. All I’m saying is that they should not be making money out of something they don’t use anymore. Specially Alfie, in this case. All in all, I think they should make money depending on how often they upload. 

3. Jim Chapman. I really do like Jim, and it hurst to say that his videos have become my least favourite kind of content: look at how fabulous my life is, I want to share it with everyone. Honestly, he’s now living the good life and working with really important fashion brands because of YouTube. I feel like many YouTubers forget the reason why they’re famous now. Tyler Oakley’s content has also been annoying me lately, although he makes me laugh like fucking crazy and I just can’t hate him even if they paid me. 

And then, believe it or not, there are still some genuine YouTubers out there who actually do it because they love it or they just really want to help others. Some of them actually have real jobs outside the screen. The only one I can think of is Louise Pentland (https://www.youtube.com/user/Sprinkleofglitter) but if you guys know some more, I think you should share them with everybody.

The conclussion I’ve reached is not really satisfying. As a hard working young adult, it grinds my gears every time I go on Instagram and Caspar Lee is on a fucking plane again. Off to some dreamy paradise for like a month with no worries on his mind because all he does is post a video a week no longer than 10 minutes (at least he’s original, I’ll give him that). 

To be fucking honest, I don’t think YouTube should moneticise videos. I could only imagine how many people would stop posting if that happened. No one should gain more than a hard-working, sacrifying human being who actually spends his/her 12 hours at work five days a week. As you can probably tell, I am completely fed up, and that’s why I unsubscribed and stopped watching most people’s videos, even those I’ve been following for the past years.

As hard as it might sound, in your working life, you will proabably earn /are earning less money a month than these people, and all they do is…well, nothing. I have made videos before (I have not posted any of them) and it literally takes me 1 day to film and edit all together. What do they do for the rest of the week? My favourite part is when they don’t upload in time. Like wow, I didn’t know that not doing anything all day was so time consuming.

Fascinating, just fascinating.