im sorry if you dont like this

anonymous asked:

prompt: boy squad playing the floor is lava and Even being his usual extra self climbing in the most ridiculous places

skjdskdjskdj I LOVE THIS PROMPT!!! 
i took the liberty of forming it into them playing true american - and now im so hyped to play it soon with my friends hahaaaa - the rules are the ones we play it with i hope you like <3


It started out as one of the most normal pregames. They all planned to go to some party with Eskild and Eva later and the boys were at Isak’s and Even’s and had brought a lot of beer (even though Isak now was a bit offended because he finally was able to do that officially and wanted to do it but then again, he knew he would never see the money of those dudes before the year was over).

So, after they all settled in their usual pregame at Evak’s places (Mahdi, Isak and Magnus at the little table, Even and Jonas on pillows on the floor, their backs against the bed), they somehow got to the point where Magnus asked “Did anyone of you shotgun before?”.

This resulted in Isak’s head whipping around as he shot a warning look towards Even who grinned in his beer and raised his brows innocently as if to say what? And Jonas to ask, “What you mean with weed?” at which Isak relaxed visibly.

“No, what? No, I meant shotgunning a beer.” Mags explained and Mahdi nodded. “Yeah, you mean where you put the pencil in it and then open it.” Mags nodded and pointed a finger at Mahdi gesturing his agreement.

“Yes! Exactly! You ever done that before, Mahdi?” Magnus voice was excited (when was it not, though?) as he asked that. Mahdi shook his head.

“No, man. I just know it from this show, New Girl.”

“Oh, I love that show!” Came Even’s voice (the moment he didn’t have something to say about shows or movies was yet to come), Isak rolled his eyes. “You mean this ridiculous game they play there?”

So, this is how they ended up playing True American. Of course they googled the rules which let them to find, there are indeed no real rules to the game. At one point Mahdi held his phone in the air and signaled them to all stop talking.

“Ok, ok. Let’s just make up our own rules. We have five stations where each of us starts out and three obstacles between those and whatever you can find but you have to move on. Just whoever’s turn it is asks a question and we have to write it down and whoever is wrong needs to move forward. When you’re at the next station you need to take another beer and you can’t have more than two beers in your hand which means you need to chug if it comes to that. Oh, and the floor is lava, obviously.”

“Obviously.” Jonas replies and exchanged a grinning but eyerolling look with Isak. But Isak’s face morphed into pure fondness when he heard an excited giggle come from Even who rubbed his hands together and bounced bounced bounced up and down.

So, they placed the table in the middle and put the beer on it and after that decided on official obstacles in the tiny flat (pillows, chairs, duvet, the bed, basically everything was ok except from the tv stand and the table as they all agreed).

Isak and Mahdi took place on chairs, Magnus was on a pillow, Jonas on the bed and Even was sitting on a sideboard (this obstacle took the longest to convince the boys of as official).  

“Haha! Awesome!” Magnus exclaimed as Isak had all handed them pencils and they took their positions.

“What exactly happens now again?” Asked Jonas – they’ve gone over it at least three times already, so he was met with a lot of groans. Jonas lifted his arms to gesture sorry! And rolled his eyes again.

“We shotgun the beer.” Said isak, wiggling the can he was holding towards Jonas and Even added “Mags counts down from four to one and shouts JFK and we answer with FDR. First to finish their beer is the one that starts the game.”

Magnus lighted up (even more) at that and clapped his hands together. “I get to shout JFK?” he looked so happy that all the boys just smiled and nodded. “Awesome! Ok! Ready?” Again, all of nodded after they took position, pencil in place.

“Four, three, two, one, JFK!” dutifully the other answered with shouting “FRD!” and rammed their pencils in the beer. Mags, Isak and Mahdi got it right (which means they turned the beer can around before they hit the pencil in) but Even and Jonas didn’t which means before they could put their mouths on the can they were splashed with beer. (They may or may not have screeched while this happened, which may or may not resulted in Mahdi choking on his beer because he was laughing so hard.)

The game was basically a mixture of the best friend game and childhood memories of the floor is lava and their faces were soon red from laughing and when Jonas almost slipped on a pillow and caught himself with a hand on the floor. Isak, Mahdi and Mags all made “HGM!” sounds – all had their mouths full with beer – and pointed at him. While Even shrugged and said “Guess your hand is gone.”

“What?” He asked disbelievingly.

“Just don’t use it anymore.” Isak put in and Jonas shook his head with a frown,

“But I’m holding two beers and need to climb on stuff!”

Mags turned to look at a spot in the middle as if he was in an episode of the office and said: “And that kids, is why you shouldn’t touch molten hot lave.”

Which they all complained about was the ridiculous of obstacles Even found. He had the longest legs by a mile (“literally!” as Mags yelled) and could easily go from one station to the other and found safe places everywhere. Isak got nervous every time he chose something where it looked like he could fall like a windowsill and they all pleaded the case to exclude the ‘if you find a safe place you’re good’ rule after Even managed to balance on a freaking pot with the plant Liv got them (Isak lifted a finger in warning bc it was his birthday plant ok?? Don’t you hurt it, Even!).

The questions were mostly harmless: what’s your favourite breakfast food (which got them a revival of the pancakes vs. waffles discussion), longest relationship, favourite spice (at which both Isak and Even grinned and Isak exclaimed KARDEMOMME! Which had him drink 3 punishment sips because well now he already said it), what’s the thing you always have with you and so on.

Then of course there were the not so harmless questions: wildest position you ever tried, where was your most awkward/badly timed boner in public (“In English, all Isak’s fault” – “Whatttt??”), best blow job of your life, who took your virginity (when Even answered that with both Isak and Sonja you bet’cha that Isak – because he had a lot of beer and after a few he didn’t blush so easily anymore – looked smug and received high fives from Mahdi and Jonas (which was almost impossible from their different stations) and Magnus lifted both arms in the air and exclaimed “I finally have an answer!” before Even winked (attempted, he attempted to wink) and said “Are you sure?” Which left Magnus confused and Isak laughing.

So, when they finally made their way to meet up with Eskild and Eva, they were long passed tipsy and more than on the way to drunk. Mahdi walked in the middle of Mags and Jonas, an arm around both of them and told them over and over that he loved them both to pieces. Mags gushed about Vilde with a dreamy look on his face and Jonas nodded and agreed but at the same time was in the middle of a completely different monologue about capitalism.

Isak and Even were so tangled in one another that it was actually a miracle that they could even move. Both just nuzzled and hugged and gave each other sloppy, sticky kisses.

(Eskild and Eva were no different so all was good - It. was. fun.)

tbh the only true way to ship itadei is that theyre both gay for each other (itachi was deidara’s gay awakening, itachi’s just into pretty boys) but dont do anything about it for their own respective reasons (deidara thinks itachi fucking hates him, itachi has issues and more important things to worry about). eventually if they evr Do do anything all itachi will agree to do is hold hands and every time he’s like “im sorry can you close your hand mouths” and deidaras like “sorry i forget :(”

i will never understand what would drive someone to actually send anonymous hate to some else? like come on dude fucking get over yourself and stop hating on other people, let them do their own things and if you don’t like it then bye, no need to stay around.

anonymous asked:

*deep breath* I leave for a few weeks, what the heckie happened juds. or jordan, i dont know anymore, i read the post im still so confused thou, you were so confident, i, fffnng sorry i justM

I mean
I just felt differently
Doesnt make my confidence or my feelings at the time any less real
I just wanted to try something new again
And like I’ve said many times before, if I’m wrong again that’s fine too. I’ll be the first one to say it and we’ll move on together.
Literally it’s pretty much only a name and pronoun change. That’s it. I still love all the same stuff, im still the same person.

i was tagged by @princecha you tagged me a while ago im so sorry im just doing this now 

five things you’ll find in my bag

  1. my phone
  2. my wallet
  3. bobby pins
  4. probably food
  5. pens loads of pens

five things you’ll find in my bedroom

  1. so many anime posters
  2. cosplay wigs,,, ,,
  3. 3 unicorn pillow pets, 1 mini unicorn pillow pet, and several unicorn stuffed animals and pig plushies
  4. photo booth pictures of my friends <3
  5. a colorguard flad and/or rifle

five things i’ve always wanted to do:

  1. gO TO FRANCE
  2. throw a rifle, spin underneath it, and catch it (a solid catch tho)
  3. fling my body into space (i want to go to space)
  4. date someone i have feelings for not because i like the idea of someone liking me cough adam cough noah cough
  5. go to the carnival or state fair as a date with someone T^T

five things that make me feel happy:

  1. my friends!!
  2. f o o d
  3. the beach
  4. colorgaurd (this can also make me want to die tho)
  5. astro <3

five things i’m currently into:

  1. art (watercolors atm)
  2. kpop
  3. colorguard
  4. making my friends feel loved and valued??
  5. valuing other people

five things on my to-do list:

  1. meet my faves!
  2. work on my splits T^T
  3. finish my art journal its so close smh
  4. go to the beach more than once over the summer (maybe with friends??)
  5. finish making my follow forever for 666 followers! 

TAG 15 PEOPLE

yikes thats a lot okAY

@thegayhope @illustre-bin @glowingjinjin @kenmapie @heybinnie @binwooed @arohawe @mintsugarmarktuan @myungjunsmile @mystic-astro-trash @leejihoonnn @i-am-the-best-quality @dontlistensecretly @jinjins-freckles @jungkxook

sweet-cola-and-candy-trash  asked:

Not to be annoying or rude but, do you have any tips on drawing bodies, er- anatomy? I have always struggled with it and you have amazing art! You don't have to answer I am just curious!! (Sorry my English is bad)

your English is fine but right now im actually drawing anatomy on different characters :0 so i guess you just gotta draw a person like not breaking their bodyy???? uuuuh ummmm i dont knowww sorry????

You think trans people arent angry cis people misgender them, mom? Youll be sorry for making me suffer everyday, im angry, angry angry, angry like a lion roaring when angered, all you’ve thought me is that you dont have my back, you dont help me, no cis person does, you’re all horrible.

so im gonna do one of these since i need new people to follow/new mutuals! 

if you post about any 3 of these things at least once a week(ish), lms and i’ll almost certainly follow!

✨boku no hero academia / my hero academia (anime and/or manga, also if you’re really into the pros and senseis, ignore my 3 things rule and like this anyways)

✨pokemon

✨animal crossing

✨my chemical romance

✨carly rae jepsen

✨western girl pop idols in general (gaga, beyonce, britney, kesha, kylie, christina, nicki, amy, janelle, mariah, robyn, celine, ect…)

✨hair/fashion/beauty, any style

✨occult/astrology/creepy art

✨flowers/landscapes

✨buildings/cityscapes/travel (especially travel journals/art)

✨lgbt only memes

✨those kinda fucked up pics like the corn seahorse or the exploding portapotty or the dude stretching before robbing a dunkin donuts or weirdly ominous signs, just shit that’s messed up in a funny way 

anonymous asked:

"Sorry for the lack of updates!" - honestly at this point you don't even have to apologise, now we pretty much know it comes with the deal when following you :))

// Is that supposed to be passive aggressive? Bc it’s coming off that way to me. Honestly if you don’t like the lack of updates, then please unfollow me. I’m FUB free, so I don’t mind.

I work full time, my commute is 3 hours per day, I have a dog, I have a life, I travel often, there’s no such thing as ‘summer break’ for me anymore, and I have to find time to run this askblog. My only free time is on weekends and I use those to catch up on sleep and catch up with friends. So obviously it’s a struggle finding time to catch up with everything. :v

I run this blog as a hobby, not a job, I’m working on getting more BTS merch out too, so obviously I can’t do 50000 things at the same time otherwise this blog would be more updated but sometimes there aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do everything otherwise I would be more active. I try to do things for you guys, my giveaway is a token of appreciation for my followers but if you guys wanna be passive aggressive about it, please put yourself in my shoes. If that doesn’t work, please unfollow me because clearly I’m not providing enough actual content to keep you guys appeased. 👍🏻

If your ask wasn’t intended to be read with that tone, then ignore this lol I’m just in a pretty bad mood bc too much shit has gone down in the past month so I don’t need negativity right now.

so

as you guys know I have been having a hard time updating this blog 

for various reasons like family, money, college etc 

but another issue that keeps me from updating this blog is 

the lack of motivation 

and for that i have a solution 

I have decided to (once again) reboot this blog and start all over 

I’ll still leave up all the fanart and extra stuff but the main blog updates will be deleted 

the characters will also have major or minor redesigns 

the story will 

also be a lot less complicated and there will be fewer characters 

so i dont feel too over whelmed 

here is a little look of what the reboot will look like 

and im so sorry about all of this but im really proud of this reboot 

and if you have any questions feel free to ask :) thanks for reading 

anonymous asked:

hi im not trying to be rude, im just curious so sorry im bothering, but why are you anti kin? i just want to know, sorry.

you’re not rude at all

christ, i used to have a link to a post i made, or at least thought i made about it. 

this post explains every reason (give or take a few) why i, and many others, are anti-kin. i dont feel like typing all this out because i just got home from work and im tired

-Darastrix

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“Don’t bother,” he replies grimly, “I said I wasn’t interested in this. If we fucked, sorry for leading you on, if we didn’t, I don’t know why you’d want to be associated with me anyways.” And Harry wants this conversation to end right there, now that he’s said his piece, so he looks back towards Y/N and says, “These are organic grapes, no?”

The girl gets the hint, leaving with a huff and Y/N tuts her tongue at him.

“You’re so mean, Harry! What if she really liked you?”

Harry shakes his head, “She liked my cock not me.” He says apathetically, and Y/N’s face turns towards sheepish like it always does when the mere mention of his escapades comes to head (which it doesn’t often, but he knows Y/N has ears and she hears things), “‘sides, she was rude to you. I don’t like that.” He straightens out, “Did you take your medicine?”

or

Harry doesn’t really like people, but he likes Y/N

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