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How dan and Phil probably broke up #56
  • Phil: Dani Snot On Fire

okay, it took me a while to write everything down, but here are my thoughts and reactions to the last 19 days chapter!! (an alternative title for this could be ‘how to make people regret asking about your thoughts’)

anyway, it’s been pretty hard for me to put some order to my thoughts, because im just!!!!!!! so in love with this chapter!!!!!!!! it’s been a whole day and im still such a mess, there are noises coming out of my mouth but they’re not human, and i can’t find the right words to express how i feel because this update wAS TOO MUCH FOR MY POOR HEART

i think this might be my favorite tianshan chapter, tho it’s a very close tie with chapter 185, and im afraid i’ve been kinda all over the place, but hopefully it makes sense!! (putting this under a cut because it’s really long and there are some pictures)

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petertheromaniwolf  asked:

How do I tell if I have ADHD/ADD

okay so i procratinated this a lil (thanks adhd!) this is just what adhd is like for me, im more inattentive than hyperactive but i do have symptoms of both (also this is a really helpful test that might help)

  • impatience but like less like “i dont want to wait because i want the thing” and more like “i dont want to wait because i Hate waiting and it makes me want to die” 
  • sitting still is not a thing, u fidget or die
  • ~relaxation~ is not a thing like how are you gonna tell me to sit in one spot and not do anything and call it relaxing? i would rather die™ 
  • short term memory? i dont know her
  • someone is talking to you and youre nodding along and you are So sure youre listening and then they get to the end and ur like “wait what” because you completely blanked and starting thinking about something else but you??? werent even aware??? that you stopped listening 10 mins ago but u did
  • putting a video on on youtube and immediately switching to another tab or going on your phone because just watching a video on its own is painful, but now youve gotten distracted and missed the video completely
  • telling your friends a funny story but you keep remembering different details at different times so youre like going from point a to point g to point c and its all weird and jumbled 
  • rambling™
  • “WOW I JUST NOW REALISED IM SPEAKING VERY LOUDLY IM SORRY” everyone around me holding their ears: “pls sh”
  • sitting for long periods of time is physically painful so youre constantly shifting in your seat and changing positions because you can actually feel your body vibrating with restlessness
  • going to the bathroom/out for air when youre at public things (parties/shows whatever) just because you cant physically sit anymore/you need a change of scenery
  • “I’ll do that later” means i have already forgotten what you just asked me to do
  • constantly having to double check every detail, partly because of anxiety, mostly because you literally dont fucking remember
  • switching subjects mid sentence because you thought of something more interesting to say
  • procrastinating everything to the point where it would be easier to die rather than do it
  • sitting in one place nd doing something for a prolonged time??? who?? can do that (i literally got up and played with my dogs in the middle of writing this)
Promt list

1. “Thats my phone”
2. “Why do you have my bra in your hand?”
3. “I don’t feel so good”
4. “You mean everything to me….”
5. “You lost your ring?….”
6. “Great now the fire alarm is going off”
7. “You mean to tell me that you ate all my food?…”
8. “How dare you use me when you knew i loved you….”
9. “Forget it”
10. “Maybe wishes do come true after all
11. “Maybe soulmates are a thing”
12. “Lets go travel the world”
13. “Can we sleep under the stars?”
14. “I saw you sitting alone and thought you would use some company”
15. “Are you seriously horny right now?”
16. “Whats with the cheesy pickup lines?”
17. “Nooo! They belonged together”
18. “Your jealous over my celebrity crush?”
19. “Could i maybe get your number?”
20. “How about a date?”
21. “Netflix?”
22. “Was it really worth it?”
23. “Yeah well now you’ve lost me”
24. “Let me help you goddammit”
25. “Stop being stubborn and come cuddle me”
26. “You drove here at 2 in the morning to come and get cuddles?”
27. “Soooo…..what now?”
28. “I thought you locked the door”
29. “This is going to be the end of me”
30. “You are going to be the death of me”
31. “Your just another player and its game over for us”
32. “You’re seriously a man-child”
33. “I want you. Only you”
34. “Do you belive in love at first sight?”
35. “Im so stupid. I fell for my best friend”
36. “Its cute when you blush”
37. “Back off”
38. “Is there a reason your crawling threw my window?”
39. “Thats a cute laugh. I like it”
40. “Move in with me?”
41. “I guess this is it…”
42. “It wasn’t supposed to happen like this”
43. “You owe me 10 bucks”
44. “Can you bring pizza and beer”
45. “What did that asshole do to you?”
46. “What did you do?”
47. “Ewww thats gross”
48. “Stick that toung out again and i will cut it off”
49. “Im not crying. Theres something in my eye”
50. “Wow. Your stupid”
51. “Did i fucking stutter?”
52. “You should leave”
53. “Dont mind me”
54. “Nice moves love”
55. “What a dumb idea. Im in”
56. “Can someone shoot him?”
57. “Don’t say a word”
58. “Shit, thats hot”
59. “I dont care”
60. “You need to leave”
61. “Fuck off”
62. “NEVER!”
63. “Do you even love me?”
64. “I think i just fell in love”
65. “I cant do this anymore”
66. “You’re so whipped”
67. “Forever?”
68. “I fall in love with you more and more ever day”
69. “Your all i have left”
70. “Care to dance?”
71. “Please. Just dont”
72. “Im sorry”
73. “I said im sorry what more do you want!”
74. “You cant just sit there all day”
75. “You can lock yourself away from everyone else….but please dont push me away”
76. “You can’t banish me!! This is my bed too”
77. “Talk about awkward”
78. “If you die. I’ll kill you”
79. “That dosn’t make sense”
80. “Just smile. I just really need to see you smile right now”
81. “How funny. You think i care”
82. “Tell me what’s happened. Why have we changed”
83. “I don’t even know you anymore.”
84. “Do you really need all that candy?”
85. “Don’t yell at me”
86. “Good thing i didn’t ask for your opinion”
87. “She’s hiding behind the sofa”
89. “He’s respectable. But you know, a little dodgy”
90. “Your too good for this world”
91. “Only if you give me a piggy back ride”
92. “Let’s build a fort”
93. “Wait, you like me?”
94. “Wait….is this a date?”
95. “If i did anything right in my life, it was falling in love with you”
96. “Listen i really dont like you but you hsve a puppy so im going to be over a lot”
97. “I desere an explanation. I desereve an acceptable reason”
98. “You can hate me. You can dislike me. But why cheat on me?”
99. “Your hair is so soft”
100. “I thought it’d be less hurt if i left now. But it turn out i was wrong. I promise ill never leave again”


Suggest who you would like it to be with and what number/s. Stay groovy 😎

Originally posted by winterxblogger

eyes closed

-kim taehyung made a group chat-

-kim taehyung added 6 people to the group chat-

-kim taehyung changed his name to daegu2-

chim: what in the fuck taehyung

daegu2: i needed to take jungkook off of your dick, jimin. ok. the boys ass is gettiNG SORE

coconuthead: …i’ll kill you tomorrow

daegu2: you mean in a couple of hours? ;)

coconuthead: so you called us for this in 3 in the morning?

-coconuthead left the group chat-

-chim added coconuthead in the group chat-

chim: dont leave me alone with him pLEASE

horseface: will the 3 of you shut the fuck up

namhoe: could’ve talked to us by SUNRISE tae

daegu2: is it wrong to miss all of you :( wow rude

chim: its cute and all but 3 am? i could be still sleeping rn tae

daegu2: sleeping on his dick? sure.

-chim left the group chat-

-namhoe added chim to the group chat-

namhoe: you could’ve atleast stayed with jk

chim: not when he’s exploiting my sex life

prince_peach: why are you talking about sex at 3 in the morning and wHO IN THE FUCK ADDED ME

daegu2: oops

daegu1: this better be good

coconuthead: considering its tae hyung, its something fucking stupid. did a branch hit your window?

daegu2: listen here fetus

chim: can the two of you knock it off

namhoe: moms getting angry

chim: i’ll whoop your ass by a couple of hours namjoon

coconuthead: :(

chim: its a punch to namjoon then

coconuthead: :)

daegu1: thats disgusting. all of you are disgusting.

daegu2: that’s not what you say to jin hyung tho

horseface: #shotsfired #fetchthealcohol

daegu1: your bodies will not be found by morning i swear to god

prince_peach: my dads a cop, he’ll help us yoongs

namhoe: ohohoho look who’s fucked

prince_peach: not you for the past 4 months

namhoe: i fucking hate you

coconuthead: that’s not what you said to jin hyung 2 years ago

-daegu1 removed coconuthead from the group chat-

namhoe: thanks hyung

daegu1: 2 fuckers to go @daegu2 @chim

chim: WHAT DID I DO

horseface: excist

prince_peach: breath

namhoe: move

chim: SHIT SORRY THAT I ASKED

daegu2: with all the salt @horseface @prince_peach @namhoe has i can cook a 4 course meal

-daegu2 added coconuthead to the group chat-

coconuthead: what did u do to jimin

prince_peach: wrecked him

namhoe: hyung needs to chill

prince_peach: and you need to mind your own business

namhoe: ….

chim: lol i feel medium rare in this one

daegu1: i just feel overcooked

horseface: i can smell the burn steak over here in gwangju

coconuthead: 0 to 100 real quick

chim: they werent kidding at all- sleep deprived acting majors can murder us in one go and act as if they were one of the victims

daegu2: ….

chim: oh shit, im sorry tae….

chim: TAE?!?

daegu2: its ok ay

namhoe: tae??

daegu2: yeah?

namhoe: im sorry. we’re sorry.

horseface: you shouldnt face this alone…tae pleas e see someone.

daegu2: sS TOP THIS I S NOT FUNNY AN YMOR

-daegu2 left the group chat-

daegu1: he still cant accept we’re not here anymore

coconuthead: jimin could’ve shut up

chim: i said im sorry wasnt i?

namhoe: he left already

horseface: :(

prince_peach: we wouldn’t be in this mess if he didn’t do it

namhoe: he was sick, hyung

prince_peach: and he killed us

5

Bonus: The Misadventure of PB’s Poor Little Hat 

I’m sorry I forgot the snapbacks  (╥_╥)

im always seeing people on the Sims 2 Soundtrack videos going “omg nostalgiaaaa 😭😭😭” “brb crying i wish i could play this game again” and im just like….hello…ultimate collection…the complete collection on games4theworld and other torrent sites like trust me EA doesnt fuckin care anymore and if youre PAYING for Sims 2 in this day and age then

youre doing it wrong

quit cryin on the BOBOBOOBOBOB song the game is literally out there for you to obtain for free guys come on

Not Swearing in front of the Maknae
  • Chanyeol: I swear you're such a bi-
  • Chanyeol: *see's Sehun*
  • Baekhyun: *smirks because he know's Chanyeol's gonna get his ass beat if he finishes that sentence*
  • Chanyeol: Witch... With a capital 'b'
  • Baekhyun: Nice save...
  • Sehun: *ROFL*
  • Chanyeol: What's so funny?
  • Chanyeol: *nervous laughter*
  • Sehun: As in like 'Babrina the Teenage Witch'?
  • Sehun: *continues to laugh at his own adorable yet lame ass joke*
  • Baekhyun: Again... Nice save...

Things My GF Says In Her Very Sleepy State

it’s gonna fall over..Gotta move the milk… the one in the fridge… I thought you said we were out of milk? Does this mean i can’t walk anymore?

I gotta find the story… find spiderman..

Are they gonna finish spacejam?

Faster roosters

Random sandwiches

●*i’m rubbing her thigh* is that a rotisserie?

● *she looks in my direction*

i’m sorry

*rolls over* (this happens at least once a night…what a true canadian)

●*she moves to where she’s close to the edge of the bed, i try to wake her* “hey… do you wanna move back over here? I dont want you falling off the bed.”

Why not?

“Cuz it’ll hurt”

But i had some milk.. (she was real fixated on that damn milk lmao)

●*she caresses my face* are we out of pineapples?

“No we have plenty”

We’re out of fruit?? Do we have enough fruit?

“Yes actually we have so much idk what to do omg”

Are you in charge?

“Yes”

Are you sure you know what you’re doing?

“Yes, now shhh, lemme take care of it”