im sorry if i offend

UPDATED: HOE PRODUCTS

I’ve been seeing a lot of these posts with the same damn products on all of them and I really feel like we’re recycling the same shit and there’s nothing new to read anymore which is part of the reason I made this account, to add my own remedies and routines in hope that it could help someone else~

African black soap-
Lemme tell you right now. Ditch whatever shit you’re using as a body wash RN and go cop some (RAW) African black soap. That shit is natural and is bursting with vitamin A and E. It helps with eczema too. I personally use Alaffia which also contains Shea butter and I use it everday. Love it and love my skin+it smells super fresh

Apple cider vinegar-
Add abt ¾ of a cup of ACV to your bath and let it work its magic. Its anti fungal and battles against body odor. It makes your hair shiny and is considered a skin detox bath, I personally experience softer skin. ALSO it resets your pH and fights again vaginal odor and yeast infections naturally too.

Jojoba oil-
Jojoba oil is the oil that everyone thinks coconut oil is. It is a natural moisturizer for hair and skin and it works way better than coconut oil could ever hope to do!!

Coconut oil-
Let me tell u something. In a previous post I copied a message on of my followers sent me abt coconut oil being horrible for your hair because it breaks down proteins. It got a lot of positive and negative feed back, some saying I was trying to speak for them or leave out black hair, no that is not the case. I simply copied a message and released it for public knowledge cause im here to HELP YOU NOT HURT YOU! I’m sorry if I offended anyone~ but coconut oil, regardless of hair, is not the angelic product everyones made it out to be. STOP PUTTING THAT SHIT ON YOUR SKIN IT CLOGS PORES. I use it to oil pull, its a natural way to remove the toxins from your mouth and it also whitens your teeth. You put abt a teaspoon or less of coconut oil in your mouth and swish for a minute or 2. Love that shit my teeth are so white. But other than that I wouldnt put that shit on my hair or skin, unless you’re shaving your legs or sometin. Although I do put it on my pussy after I shave and idk what i’d do without it. But coconut oil is NOT for everything.

Rose water-
Sorry for the extremely long coconut oil excerpt lol this one’s short. Rose water can be used as a toner/makeup setter. It controls oil and hydrates your skin. It also has antioxidant and antibacterial properties. Its also good on dry/frizzy hair

Castor oil+Vitamin E oil-
Another 2 great oils. I’m lazy and didnt want to make another 2 oil sections lol but basically castor oil can be used on eyebrows/eyelashes to thicken them. Its also a natural laxative. Vitamin E oil is a great hair/skin moisturizer and heals scars.

Biotin-
If you arent taking biotin everyday I want you to go to your local pharmacy and cop a bottle because beauty starts from the inside. Its a hair skin nail vitamin and boosts healthy growth of hair/nails and keeps skin healthy. I do love it.

Charcoal soap-
Instead of using a typical bar of soap, invest in a charcoal one instead. Charcoal contains a powder called Binchōtan which cleanses and moisturizes skin. For all u natural bitches out there.

Also a lil side note~ for anyone who wants to comment to mine or any other ‘hoe tip’ posts saying “these are life tip not hoe tips” SHUT UP! We know! But these tips were originally for tips and products to be as sexy and well maintained as they can be. Usually before somekind of sex appointment. Let the hoes have this instead of trying to shame it

Anime watchers vs Manga readers (pt. 1)
  • {fandom- black butler/kuroshitsuji}
  • Manga readers: *fans screaming and running around* OUR! CIEL IS THE BEST CIEL! LIZZY NEEDS TO PICK! POOR LIZZY AND HER MAID AHHFKFHEIUFH! REAL!CIEL IS THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE PHANTOMHIVE NAME! REAL!CIEL DIDN'T WANT TO BE EVIL! BLAME THE UNDERTAKER FOR ALL OF REAL!CIEL'S PROBLEMS! REAL!CIEL USED TO BE THE MOST CARING BROTHER EVER! OUR!CIEL IS SHOOKETH AND SCARED FOR HIS SMOL ANGRY LIFE! AGNIIIIIIIIIII! *SOBS* PRINCE SOMA NEEDS CLOSURE! SOMEONE GIVE SOMA A HUG! AGNIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! *literally on fire*
  • Anime Watchers: *fans still have hope* Book of Atlantic is the greatest thing that has ever happened-what's up with him? *stares at manga reader gently caressing body pillow of agni*
  • Other Anime Watchers: Oh I hear they call them the...'manga readers' *shudders*
  • Anime Watchers: Should we help them?
  • Other Anime Watchers: Nah it's fine, it happens every month they'll get over it eventually...eventually....
How Dan and Phil probably broke up #23
  • Dan: Phil you left all the cupboard doors open again
  • Phil: godDANit
When everyone went to a sushi train/japanese restaurant...

Shiro: *loving it*
Pidge: whAT IS THIS CHEAP RIPOFF OF PASTA?!??!
Hunk: *heart eyes*

and meanwhile…
Lance: You’re a wuss if you can’t eat a whole spoon of wasabi!
Keith: Oh you’re on!!

***

Lance: *scrEAMING*
Keith: *crying*

Pidge: -_-

Shiro and Hunk: *laughing their asses off*

  • Seokjin: Kim Taehyung we need to talk.
  • Taehyung: *Takes off his Gucci jacket* What's up?
  • Seokjin: I think you need to stop hanging out with Tao so much.
  • Taehyung: Why's that?
  • Seokjin: I just think he's a bad influence on you.
  • Taehyung: Psh please what 'bad influence'- *Pulls open his closet door to have hundreds of Gucci items to fall out and spill over the floor*
  • Taehyung: I see what you mean.

ok,the complains about riots choice of design regarding females needs to stop. Im so sick of hearing it. Its such an old and irrelevant subject. It feels like people dont want to realize riots improvement an are just completely ignorant.Is it really that hard to see??The newest female champs in league (listed from newest to oldest) are:

Xayah, Camille, Taliyah, Illaoi, kindred (lamb), Reksai, kalista, jinx, Lissandra,Quinn

None of the girls above have clivages,big asses or melon sized breasts. Quinn,the oldest non-sexualized champ was released in early 2013. Thats 4 years ago,riot started improving 4 years ago and yall still complaining?

i wish riot would stop sexualizing women/make them more realisticarent we gonna talk about how riot is lowkey sexualizing men too?or are yall one sided????Also when the hell did riot games say they are going for a realistic game? Why do you want video games to be realistic in the first place?? The whole purpose of Video games is to amuse the player and let them escape the reality we live in temporarily,to just forget and have fun so WHY do you want the game to be realistic?

CONCLUSION: Get your shit together and stop being a whiny little twat.

thank you for taking your time reading this.

After hours

So I had to stay after school today because we had color guard sectionals and after that I had this academic award ceremony thing. Anyway I was sitting in the lobby area after school had ended and the teachers and principles were going into the auditorium to set up for the awards and the vice principle didn’t see my because I was sitting against a wall and he just yelled “I HATE SCHOOL” then scurried away so the moral of this story is even our teachers think school is bullshit 

Some thoughts on bi Simon Snow

I’m am all for bisexual and pansexual representation and I really think it’s something that needs to be happening more. However I really like Simon never identifying his sexuality in Carry On. I personally relate to Simon a lot and I really have no clue what my sexual orientation is. I pretty bad for a while because I wanted to have that label to identify with but I couldn’t find one that ever felt right. Simon not identifying with any sexual orientation made me feel a lot better because it made me really see that it’s okay to not identify with anything. You can just be attracted to anyone you happen to be attracted to. So it makes me a little upset when I see people calling Simon bisexual or anything else because he canonically doesn’t identify as anything. However, those are just my opinions and thoughts and personally I really like Rainbow’s choice to not have Simon identify as anything.

ABOUT KILLING STALKING

I’m fucking crying bc of the anti ks tag I swear y'all are so extra like, bruh. I can’t even kill a fly I won’t fucking kill anyone just because I read this. I’m not gonna shame anyone but I have read things that made me think of taking my eyes out and putting them back on just to confirm that I read that with my own two eyes but anyway.

Yes, we do like the plot bc have you even read the two first chapters before saying anything? Dude that shit makes you think of who a person can truly be and makes you wanna know what happens next after a really fucking crazy ass moment that ends with a cliff hanger, like what the fuck happened to bum or what is going to do with that girl and things like that. And the art? I’m majoring in arts (especifically music and theatre but I have art classes too so I know what the fuckity fuck I am talking about for once in my life) and it’s amazing, so no, we’re not psychopaths with a fetish or something like that.

Another topic that leaves me on the ground rolling for air is the yoonbum x sangwoo topic. The fuck is wrong with those people that say that if you ship those two you are a horrible person and that you should kill yourself?? And wait, hold on a second, you said to someone to kill themselves over a ship that it’s fictional, who the fuck here is the real psychopath now huh?? Anyway, what I was saying, yoonbum and sangwoo both are fucking fictional characters that doesn’t exist in real life and are not going to fucking murder or stalk you in any way and of course not a single person in there is suffering for real (except me every time I read it I swear to god). I personally don’t ship them bc I like Sangwoo x jail and Yoonbum x therapist but that doesn’t mean that I should F U C K I N G DISR ES P E CT SO ME O N E’S O P I NI ON AB O U T IT FO R F U C KIN G FR EE. If someone ships them it’s alright. If someone doesn’t it’s alright too and if you don’t fucking like Killing Stalking don’t make an anti blog, block the tag, don’t comment negative things on someone’s blog about it and go on with your fabulous and sweet fantastic life.

I don’t care if you think it’s horrible and a taboo topic just go on with your life and stop being immature and a hater. Tumblr really needs to fucking chill a lil bit.

Originally posted by thehidingamaranth