im sorry i only get my joke

Friendly Reminder

that while you can make jokes about Feyre manipulating Lucien in ACOWAR by using his mating bond with Elain, that will not make him change. It will make him worse. His condition will get worse as the female he saw as a friend, manipulates him again and again. Just as Tamlin did to him.  

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inglês/english 
  1. talents: sleeping 

  2. i didn’t choose the boob life, the boob life chose me.

  3. this semester isn’t done but i sure am 

  4. never tell a fangirl to calm down. it won’t work 

  5. i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life 

  6. if you eat enough pizza it tastes like love 

  7. im 900% ready for summer vacation 

  8. please don’t waste good pizza on bad people 

  9. i just want to sleep forever because dealing with people is annoying as hell 

  10. 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2015 me and I love it 

  11. why be moody when u can shake dat booty am i right ladies 

  12. quick tip: fuck off 

  13. i wish i had dora’s parents they let that bitch go everywhere 

  14. never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural 

  15. i wish I had a pair of skinny genes 

  16. still not exactly sure what studying is 

  17. when I die, I want my grave to have free wifi so people will come visit more often 

  18. “don’t be sad” ok im better now thank u 

  19. my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity 

  20. why are u such a little bitch 

  21. why is every girl my age 1000% prettier than me 

  22. love me back 

  23. everyone is stupid except me

  24. stu(dying) 

  25. if im weird around u that means im comfortable around u 

  26. ur a lil bitch 

  27. im always hungry 

  28. dont be a dick 

  29. i want to sleep for like 30 hours 

  30. i have too many shows to watch maybe i should drop out of school 

  31. i got 99 problems but I’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all 

  32. I’m so cute why am I not dating anyone 

  33. baby girl please don’t trust these fuckboys 

  34. wear black and be gold.

  35. you can tell a lot by listening to a girl’s favorite song 

  36. who needs april’s fools when ur life is a joke 

  37. sorry mom, i only have a virtual life

  38. sarcasm is my only defense 

  39. I think I might actually be dead

  40. i dont argue, i explain why im right 

  41. 50 shades of tired 

  42. just imagine how great life would be if pizza made u skinny 

  43. i say idk a lot but trust me i be knowing

  44. can u lose weight by running away from ur feelings 

  45. dropping out of school to become a princess

  46. apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you they get offended 

  47. me and my mom gossip about u 

  48. 420% good vibes
português/portuguese
  1. miga não força

  2. sou meio vagabunda mas sou uma boa pessoa 

  3. prefiro morrer do que perder a vida

  4. meça suas intimidades parça

  5. sua mãe pode até te amar mas eu não

  6. miga deixa jesus fazer a obra na tua vida

  7. o twitter pergunta o que ta acontecendo eu começo chora 

  8. isso fofa come mais chocolate continua comendo vai explode logo

  9. seu cu agr é meu

  10. quero voltar pro útero da minha mãe

  11. (✿◠‿◠) minha cara de quem se importa

  12. olha só onde estou parece q o jogo mudou n é msm

  13. vc está louca querida 

  14. vai com calma viado a senhora tem um cu só

  15. olhando pro nada pensando deus me mata 

  16. toma aqui as vírgulas que eu não faço questão de usar ,,,,,,,, 

  17. vc já caga pelo cu não precisa cagar pela boca

  18. miga seje menas otaria 

  19. vc que me seguiu fofa agr aguenta

  20. meu sonho eh ser uma diva pop 

  21. vc atingiu 100% do seu limite diário de ser otaria

  22. sєjє мєησs ρυтα 

  23. a solidão me fez fã de series 

  24. 420% paz e amor

  25. lembre-se que: não sou obrigada a te seguir de volta

  26. bebendo as lagrimas das inimigas 

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  • b99 hiding melissa fumero's pregnancy: aight okay this is chill... Amy wears pantsuits that we can alter to hide her belly, she carries huge bags, she loves doing paperwork which means she can sit behind her desk a lot... we got this y'all,, hey you know what why not throw an 'Amy Goes Undercover As A Pregnant Lady' plot in the mix for when she gets super pregnant we're so good at this you guys
  • b99 hiding chelsea peretti's pregnancy: um... you know what? maybe Gina can change up her fashion sense to baggy clothes. oh that doesn't work? okay. guess we can just make Gina pregnant. I mean sure pregnancy freaks her out but she's Gina Linetti. No one should presume to know her, not even us, the show that created her
  • b99 IF stephanie beatriz gets pregnant: okay you know what fuck this!! Rosa's clothes r basically a second layer of skin?? if skin were made out of black leather?? she stands up all the damn time too we can't hide this behind no desk!! plus we already did the undercover as pregnant lady thing with amy!! what we gon do if Rosa feels like beating someone up??? everyone will see the huge watermelon on her tum and JUST. why we doing this? we don't even get emmys for this crap

A SUMMARY OF WHAT HAPPENED AT DE IN KL

PS : THIS WAS MY FIRST EVER CONCERT SO EXPECT MAJOR PCD

Okay so here it goes


1. OKAY SO LIKE FIRST OF ALL THE CROWD WAS WILD AF I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET ROCK ZONE L AND YA GURL FUCKING SPRINTED TO GET THE FIRST ROW OKAY AND LIKE WHILE WAITING FOR SEVENTEEN TO APPEAR THEY PLAYED SEVENTEEN’S MVS AND WE FANCHANTED OUR LUNGS OUT AND IT WASN’T EVEN THE REAL PERFORMANCE YET BOI I LOVE MALAYSIAN CARATS


2. FIRST 15 MINUTES OF THE CONCERT WAS FUCKINF TORTURE BECAUSE I WASNT USED TO BEING MANHANDLED LIKE A RAG DOLL AND GETTINF SQUEEZED AGAINST BARRICADE WAS NOT FUN BUT AFTER A WHILE I GOT USED TO IT AND PUSHED BACK LMAO OK NOT SAY PUSH BACK MORE LIKE HELD ME GROUND IT WAS A WARZONE OUT THERE AND I WAS TRYNA KEEP MY TERRITORY. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT WE HAD A LOT OF INTERNATIONAL FANSITES AT RZ L AND THEY KEPT PUSHING AND THIS FANSITE SMACKED ME IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD SO I ELBOWED HER AND SHE BACKED OFF SORRY NOT SORRY BUT DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME . BTW NOT ALL FANSITES ARE CIBAI OKAY I MET SOME REALLY NICE FANSITES MY ONLY PROBLEM ARE THE ONES WHO KEPT PUSHING AND SHOVING PEOPLE


3. THERE WAS THIS FANBOY WHO I BECAME FRIENDS WITH AND HE WAS SO FUNNY AND HE’S A HARDCORE MINGYU STAN LIKE ME SO WE TOOK TURNS YELLING OUT KIM MINGYU AND ISTG Y'ALL HE WAS THE MOST SAVAGE AND FUNNIEST PERSON EVER


4. IME SECURITY IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE YALL LIKE FANSITES WERE GETTING THEIR CAMERAS SNATCHED LEFT AND RIGHT AND WERE ESCORTED OUT OF THE VENUE. EASILY 5 FANSITES FROM RZ L WERE ESCORTED OUT.


5. OKAY BUT LIKE THE AMOUNT OF TIMES CHINA LINE CAME TO MY CAMERA WAS UNBELIEVABLE ESPECIALLY MINGHAO LIKE HE CAME TO THE FRONT OF MY CAMERA AND JUST STAYED THERE WHILE WAVING TO FANS AND I EASILY DIED RIGHT THERE AND THEN


6. SEUNGCHEOL WAS IN PAIN MY BABY WAS SUFFERING LIKE DURING BOOM BOOM HE KEPT CLUTCHING HIS KNEES AND ALL THE CARATS GOT SO WORRIED BUT HE KEPT PERFORMING UNTIL THE END OF THE CONCERT AND IF THAT ISN’T A DEDICATED LEADER THEN IDK WHAT IS


7. JEONGHAN CAME AND SAT ON THE STEPS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND YA GURL IS SHOOKED


8. WOOZI CAME AND CROUCHED DOWN IN FRONT OF ME AND HE SMILED AND WAVED AT MY CAMERA AND LEGIT MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY HE IS THE MOST PURE SOUL EVER WE GOTTA PROTECT THIS BOY


9. MINGHAO THROWING WATER AT THE CROWD AND LEGIT I WAS SCREAMING LIKE A PSYCHO BECAUSE THAT WAS HOLY WATER THAT GOT THROWN AT US Y'ALL


10. MINGYU AND VERNON HUGGING AND JUMPING TO HYPE THE CROWD I WAS HYPED AS HELL


11. I MADE EYE CONTACT AT LEAST ONCE WITH ALL THE MEMBERS AND I LOOKED THROUGH MY PICS AND VIDS AND IF YOU ZOOM IN REALLY CLOSELY YOU CAN SEE SOME OF THEM LOOK AT MY CAMERA


12. DK’S ICONIC “ TUAN - TUAN DAN PUAN - PUAN ” FUCKING ICONIC SIA I CAN LISTEN TO THAT ON LOOP FOREVER


13. VERNON AND HOSHI HAD A HIGH NOTE BATTLE WITH THE CROWD AND VERNON LOST AND HE HAD TO DANCE AND THEN I’M THE ONE PLAYED AND HE DID JUJU ON THAT BEAT I CHOKED THAT WAS GOLD


14. THE ENDING MENT WHEN EACH MEMBER SPOKE INDIVIDUALLY SPOKE AND WHEN IT WAS SEUNGKWAN’S TURN , I STARTED CHANTING BOO SEUNGKWAN THEN PEOPLE BEHIND ME IN RZ L FOLLOWED AND WE WERE CHANTING SO LOUDLY THAT LIKE HALF THE MEMBERS ON STAGE TURNED TO LOOK AT US AND THEN SEUNGKWAN LOOKED AT US AND SAID HI AND WAVED WHILE SMILING AND IT WAS LIKE THE SUN SMILED AT ME OKAY IM SO PROUD I STARTED A TREND AHAHAHAHAHAH


15. MINGHAO’S TURN TO SPEAK IN THE ENDING MENT AND HE SPOKE IN CHINESE HIS NATIVE TONGUE AND THE CROWD WENT NUTS AND I COULD UNDERSTAND A BIT AND I YELLED MINGHAO WO AI NI AND BOI LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED AND MY PHONE ALMOST DROPPED RIGHT THERE AND THEN IF I WASNT GRIPPING ON TO IT SO TIGHTLY


16. SEVENTEEN’S MESSAGE TO CARATS HAD ME CRYING HARDER THAN I’VE EVER CRIED


17. SEVENTEEN GAVE MALAYSIAN CARATS A GIFT WHICH WAS THEM WITH THEIR BACKS TOWARDS US AND THEN THEY TURNED AROUND AND DID HEARTS WHILE YELLING “ AKU CINTA KAMU ” WHICH IS I LOVE YOU IN MALAY AND WE SCREAMED SO FUCKIBG LOUDLY IT WAS AMAZING


18. JOSHUA PROMISING TO RETURN TO MALAYSIA SOON JOSHUA I EXPECT YOU TO KEEP THAT PROMISE 😉


19. I CANT EXPRESS HOW PROUD I AM OF MALAYSIAN CARATS. HAFAL FANCHANTS. DIDN’T BOMBARD THEM AT THE AIRPORT AND KEPT AT A RESPECTFUL DISTANCE. DIDNT THROW OBJECTS AT THEM well except for this one girl who threw a wristband on stage and mingyu was shocked for like a second then he smiled at her but THANK GOD SHE DIDNT HIT HIM. I HONESTLY LOVE MALAYSIAN CARATS SO MUCH 💞💞


NOW ON TO THE PERFORMANCES


1. PRETTY U CARNIVAL VERSION IS SUCH A BLESSING LIKE WTH THAT SHIT WAS ADORABLE


2. THE VOCAL UNIT PERFORMANCES WERE SO EMOTIONAL AND DEEP I ACTUALLY TEARED UP WHEN THEY SANG WE GONNA MAKE IT SHINE AND HABIT


3. PERFORMANCE UNIT WAS ON ANOTHER LEVEL MAN LIKE SWIMMING FOOL IS MY SHIT AND THAT OMG REMIX AND HIGHLIGHT REMIX WAS LIT AS HELL someone said that performance unit weren’t singing they were lip syncing BOI HOW BOUT NO I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY DANCE ENERGETICALLY AND SING AT THE SAME TIME


4. HIP HOP UNIT’S IF I REALLY FUCKED ME OVER ESPECIALLY MINGYU’S HIP THRUST BUT THE SHITTY THING ABOUT THE STADIUM WAS THAT THE SPOTLIGHT AND SPEAKERS IN THE WAY AND I COULDNT FULLY SEE THEIR HIP THRUSTS IM EMO


5. DWC WAS THE LOUDEST FANCHANT LEGIT EVERYONE SCREAMED AND I COULDNT BE ANY MORE PROUD TO BE A CARAT


6. SEEING MY I LIVE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR OWN 2 EYE SEEING BALLS IS LIFE CHANGING OKAY


Overall , I had a great time at the concert. It’s been 4 days since DE IN KL and my PCD is still terrible. I’m glad that seventeen was my first concert. It is without a doubt the greatest experience of my life so far :) I hope y'all who went for DE or is going for their future ones get to experience the joy I had. Love y'all 💞💞 - Lynna :)


UPDATE : OK YALL APPARENTLY HOSHI ALMOST CRIED BECAUSE HE WAS SO OVERWHELMED BY OUR LOVE FOR THEM AND LIKE THE MEMBERS SAID THAT WHEN THEY WERE BACKSTAGE , THEY COULD HEAR US SINGING AND ISTG I DONT THINK YALL UNDERSTAND THE LOVE I HAVE FOR THESE BOYS IM SOBBING RN

hey if youre a disabled person who doesnt like making jokes about their illness or like hearing other people make jokes about your illness, its okay and youre still valid.

if you have to hear people say unfunny comments about your struggles or pain and try to excuse it with “i have other disabled friends who are completely fine with jokes about their illness”, “its better to laugh than to cry” or “ youll have to get used to it, youre gonna be sick the rest of your life”, im really sorry and you shouldnt have to put up with that.

you are the only person who gets to decide whether youre okay with certain jokes/jokes at all about your illness, no one but you.

youre not overly sensitive or boring for not wanting to poke fun at something awful that is happening to you.

please come @ anyone tryna make that decision for you, your illness has already taken so much away from you, dont let anyone else take anything else away.

donghyuck to mark after high school rapper:

anonymous asked:

Hihi, glow in the dark stars anon here, once again ^^. I've noticed you wanted requests so I'm gonna send you one! How about an MC who is very innocent and sweet but as soon as their older brother comes into town, they become a fowl-mouthed memer and is constantly making jokes, and how would the RFA + V + Saeran react to such events. Sorry if it doesn't make sense;; (by the way how was your day? Oh, and keep up the good work my dude !!) <333

hey stars anon!(that’s your nickname now bc i love ya~)  my dude, you are like, my favorite anon?? you come up with great ideas wowie wow!! this is me but with my pals..im an only child;;

my day - well yesterday - was good. busy, but good! i’m finally getting over this weird cold. how was yours? ^^ and thank you, again! (/◔ ◡ ◔)/


zen

  • mc told him their brother was coming to town all excitedly and that they wanted zen to meet him. he agreed. family is important to him! ..yes im still salty about his family¬_¬
  • also this is like, the first time he’s gonna meet mc’s family its time to Impress
  • so they go, and zen really doesn’t know what he’s expecting besides hoping their family likes him 
  • their parents were kind of how he thought - nice and sweet, asking him questions
  • and then their brother came 
  • “mc!” their brother called. he was answered with a hug from them aw sweet not for long, zenny
  • “hey you nerd!” mc started, and then it pretty much went from there 
  • zen wasn’t really surprised at all the inside jokes they had, but there was? so many?? he had never seen mc make this many jokes
  • also did mc just say ‘fuck’? he was pretty sure he never heard them say ‘damn’ and now they upgraded to all this??
  • oh well, their brother liked him 
  • when they left, he got kind of pouty 
  • babeeee do you feel uncomfortable around me?” “what do you mean?”
  • “you don’t curse and joke that much with me, and you can, you know!” 
  • he just wants to have as many inside jokes   

yoosung

  • they were meeting up with mc’s brother for lunch!
  • he wasn’t going to be in town long, but mc was still so excited
  • yoosung thought they looked so cute all excited and now he is too
  • they got to the restaurant first and waited 
  • mc’s brother found them at the table and shook yoosung’s hand before hugging mc
  • “well now you have to tell me everything about your boyfriend, my dear sibling. and if i have to send him back to hell.”
  • *cue a slightly scared yoosung*
  • “i’ll tell you he’s better than that shithead you dated last year.” 
  • *cue a surprised yoosung now*
  • who are you and what have you done to my mc?
  • things continued this way, and they even started laughing at memes together
  • they made one of their brother’s old girlfriend…ok that one was funny
  • after lunch, yoosung kind of observes them for a while 
  • they stumble while walking once and mutter, “oh dang-”
  • mc when your brother accidentally kicked you under the table, you said something much worse 
  • oh well, he’s happy he got to see a new side of mc

jaehee

  • their brother dropped by the cafe right after they closed, but of course they let him in
  • jaehee made him a cup and he said it was the best coffee he’s tasted
  • “is your tea this hot too?” he asked
  • she was about to answer seriously, but mc knew better 
  • “it sure as hell is, and i have so many stories to tell you”
  • jaehee’s like: …how did we get from tea to stories
  • and then mc starts telling him about all the shit i apparently put the cafe through stories of customers and stuff
  • it was the same stories mc and her told everyone, but mc added more emphasis and..curse words in this retelling
  • if jaehee could become her question mark emoji, she would right then
  • at one point, mc told her to come sit with them 
  • so she did, sitting next to mc
  • “there’s one last thing I haven’t told you, dear brother.” they say 
  • but before they continue, they kiss jaehee’s cheek. “meet my girlfriend”
  • on the inside, jaehee was yelling because girlfriend!! but also cause she thought he knew– 
  • their brother paused for a minute before whispering, “et tu, brute?” 
  • and that’s how mc and jaehee found out their brother is also gay wow 

jumin

  • he invited their brother to the penthouse
  • he brought out the fancy wine, elizabeth was on her best behavior, things were good
  • and mc’s brother was nice and seemed to like him 
  • so all in all, the evening went well
  • except that jumin spent almost half of the evening being confused
  • because first off, when did mc get such a foul mouth what the he ck 
  • and second, what is a ‘meme’? 
  • “woah, wait. your boyfriend doesn’t know what a meme is, mc? hm…i dunno if i like him”
  • “calm your tits, brother. memes aren’t everything.” are u sure, mc?
  •  jumin is lowkey like ‘how can he calm his tits wtf’
  • anyways, mc’s brother assures that he was kidding and that he actually really likes jumin
  • who’s the real winner now
  • when their brother left, mc went back to being the innocent mc he knew
  • “…my love?” “yes, jumin?” “what just happened?”
  • he’ll get used to it

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • when they told him their brother was in town, he yelled for a little bit
  • how is this dork gonna impress mc’s family?
  • decides he needs to clean the bunker 
  • amazingly, he does it without vanderwood’s help a miracle
  • almost puts on a suit, but mc stops him
  • when their brother came over, mc’s attitude completely changes
  • and saeyoung just observes them for a while and realizes what he has to do
  • it’s literally just channel the 707 attitude. which he is an expert in doing
  • and now…let the memes begin
  • oh, mc’s brother likes this guy
  • it goes better than expected. they’re practically best friends now 
  • the only thing is, saeyoung doesn’t curse that much
  • so after their brother leaves, he’s like “mc, i didn’t know you had such a potty mouth!” 
  • watch them feign innocence for a bit
  • it doesn’t work, but everyone’s still happy

v / jihyun

  • came over to mc’s apartment to find their brother with them
  • it was a surprise
  • “oh, nice to meet you!”. they all sit and chat
  • v could’ve sworn he heard mc threaten their brother not to make any blind jokes
  • something along the lines of  “make one blind joke and so help me, i will fucking murder you”
  • v feels like he should be scared
  • there are no blind jokes, but there are a lot of memes
  • which he also doesn’t understand that well, but he catches on faster than jumin
  • “mc, I need to teach your boyfriend the art of memes.” 
  • ooh now v is really scared
  • but it goes better than he expected
  • his favorite ones are now the bee movie memes and ‘bees?’
  • he tried it once with the whole rfa around, like jumin asked when the next party date was and he just looked at him and went: “bees?”
  • mc was so proud. jumin felt betrayed. saeyoung lost his shit.
  • they got that on video and when they showed their brother: “mc, marry this man right now”

saeran 

  • they met at mc’s work
  • saeran was picking them up and they ran into mc’s brother
  • “oh! i didn’t know you were back in town!” “yeah. surprise!!”
  • saeran is like lowkey scared at first
  • but then the Truth Is Revealed
  • and now he almost hates himself
  • why is he always stuck with the memers
  • even mc got pulled into this, his one saving grace
  • though he found it kinda hot when they cursed, he just wanted to kiss them
  • heyy bringing back my saeran is ace headcanon haha no smut for you
  • anyways, though saeran doesn’t like memes, he understands them and can joke with mc’s brother
  • mc’s brother likes him
  • when he leaves, saeran is so glad they’re back to the mc he knows more
  • except like, hey, maybe curse more
  • they end up doing so when they figure out they get more kisses that way

anonymous asked:

What kind of person do you think Changmin is?

ok this turned out to be really long so short ver: changmin is motivational, inspirational, elegant, ambitious, stubborn, hardworking, tsundere, overachieving, modest, sarcastic, an idiot, hella handsome and he knows it

long ver: 

oh my God this is.. going to be ramble. changmin as a person motivates me sosososo much and makes me laugh so much like i can’t even begin to explain. he debuted when he was 15, and he’s almost 30 now and that just makes me so emotional like he has grown so MUCH… so much, and the man he is today is so impressive. he used to be so shy OK he rarely talked and now look at him, stripping on stage and dressing up as the sexiest lady ever like that’s some #characterdevelopment

afksdhkasjh changmin is… a complicated person, as we all are. he loves, so much, with all his heart, but he has difficulty expressing it. knowing all of yunho’s habits, and taking care of him quietly, because he isn’t the kind of person to overtly display affection. loving his fans but being the number one advocate of #toughlove lmao….. loving his mum but only saying ‘i love you’ to her thrice in her life, im deadass gone i love him. 

he has times where he doubted himself (maybe he still does), but he has grown up to be one of the finest, elegant men i know (as much as i can lol). 

he is motivated, ambitious and hardworking. he knows what he wants and he doesn’t half-ass anything, and that’s one of the things i love about him. changmin doubted becoming an idol many times in his late teens, early twenties. he even said that he didn’t know what was the purpose of him being an idol, because it was so different from what he wanted to do (he wanted to be a sports journalist/broadcaster??? right?? lol). but once he saw the happiness he brings to others, he really devoted himself to the idol life. i think that’s one of the reasons he seemed a lot happier in the later years of dbsk.

another thing, continuing from the previous point - changmin doesn’t do things uselessly. or to phrase that better, anything he pursues is not useless. any hobby he has ever taken up, he has developed to the point he is professional. loves food? probably a food critique behind the scenes (have u seen him analyse wine like oh my God boy). loves photography? fuckin has a photoshoot where he takes photos of scenes and yunho and has that published in a magazine. loves playing the guitar? practices until he has a guitar + singing solo on stage like wtheck overachiever much??

but it’s the overachiever part of him that’s one of the best things about his personality. i dare say he was, and still is, one of the smartest idols out there and it shows (explained later). TWO BACHELORS AND ONE MASTER DEGREE WHILE BEING AN IDOL and then taking a hardcore test to enter the police force so he could be done with army in the same year as yunho?? and taking professional photography classes after schooling?????? bitch i love his overachieving, education-thriving ass so much i can’t even. 

about his smartness showing, he’s so funny in the dry humour and sarcastic sense like ????? only smart people can make jokes the way he does anw ya his brain is my kink im sorry i love it so much… telling fans to check their attitudes when they call him handsome LOL… love it… also love how he cares for his fans but not in the overly affectionate way because that isn’t his style

but yup, i think he’s super modest too. i love the idea when he said that we should treat him as dessert?? or something like that???? that we should focus on our lives and studies and get boyfriends, and only then should we focus on dbsk, because our real lives are a lot more important than him. when he pulls back fans on roads and scolds them for risking their lives just for taking photos of him? (but he knows how handsome he is and also flaunts it so modest???? yes, but he has his moments and he deserves them. look at this)

Originally posted by morgue-legs

this is literally 1/300 of him ok he has so many dimensions, the most amazing person i have experienced he will always be my ultimate bias like b ye 

Winners of the raffle!

First Place: @ania-da-peasant despite being a last minute entry she got first place pfft talk about luck

Second Place: @the-cinnamon-roll-prince congrats on second mate.

Third Place: @lucifsans in the video i was joking about only giving you a pen lol sorry not sorry


Anyways congrats for winning.

Hopefully you have the characters in mind if you already have them please send them to my Inbox references image and color palette


1st Place gets full body in color digital Up to 3 characters

2nd Place: Head to waist up to 2 characters. Digital black and white.


3rd place: done in pencil and in color. Head to waist. Up to 2 characters.


Ok see ya in my next raffle. 300+ here we come :3

Bye

anonymous asked:

tongue-tied & secret admirer + r27 please

THIS IS REALLY OLD IM SO SORRY 
i got so many prompts i kind of just shut down but im gonna try and catch up and clear them out my dudes.


Valentine’s Day was always hard to get through. It was messy and chaotic if you were with somebody and lonely if you never got anything. Tsuna was used to watching everybody flock to each other and exchange letters and stutter out a confession. He had only been the victim to cruel jokes where people pretended to confess to him to later embarrass him somehow. He grew to dread the day by then.

It didn’t help the fact he had little interest in anybody but somebody a year above him. Everybody had at least a little crush on Reborn and Tsuna begrudgingly admitted he was one of those people. He was likeable and always had a funny comment to add. He had tutored quite a few people close to failing that ended up passing. He was also, arguably, the hottest person in school and that helped nothing for Tsuna.

Tsuna never tried to go near Reborn though. He was way too far down the food chain in this school to even think about talking with Reborn. He barely managed to ask Yamamoto for notes without people glaring harshly at him.

He had hoped it would stay the same during Valentine’s Day but he was so wrong.

As he was seen as so pathetic to everybody else, he always had at least one person trying to masquerade as him during Valentine’s and give somebody a note confessing his love. One year it was Kyoko Sasagawa. She had been understanding and vehemently went against the joke when she found out it was a cruel prank. Mochida had angrily berated Tsuna for it and yet again tried to challenge him to a fight but he escaped that. Another year it had been Kyoko’s friend Hana who just rolled her eyes and asked Tsuna if it was real a week later.

This year, though, Reborn was the one to get the letter.

Tsuna did not ever give any thought to confessing his crush to Reborn. He liked him but he wasn’t that much of an idiot. He was content to pine painfully from afar if it meant sparing his last shred of dignity.

He was mortified to find Reborn walking up to him, holding an envelope. Immediately, Tsuna turned and started hurrying in the other direction. He didn’t want to be around everybody when Reborn evidently made fun of him for the note he never made in the first place.

His running made him trip down stairs though and he was caught by Reborn at the bottom. He seemed amused. Tsuna had clumsily landed in Reborn’s arms and he knew he was cherry red. His heart was racing and his palms started sweating as he looked back at Reborn. He was waiting for the moment he’d be the laughingstock of the school even more.

But Tsuna asked in astonishment, “How did you get ahead of me?”

“It’s a secret”, Reborn said with a wink.

Then he had hoisted Tsuna onto his shoulder and was walking along the halls. He ignored anybody that tried to stop the two. Tsuna had tried to wiggle out but Reborn’s arms but it was a pathetic attempt so he just buried his face in his hands and tried to will himself invisible.

They stopped at an empty classroom. Reborn dropped Tsuna to the floor and without any hesitation, Tsuna dove towards the windows. They were on the first floor and he was terrified of what would happen. He was ready.

Reborn laughed, pulling him back around the waist. “Oh, you’re not getting away that easily, kid.”

“I’m only a year younger than you.” Tsuna cried.

“You look twelve so my mistake.”

“Put me down”, Tsuna yelled, trying to wiggle free. “I know what this is about.”

Reborn dropped Tsuna back to the floor. Tsuna laid, fuming, waiting for Reborn to humiliate him and make his school life that much worse. Reborn sat down by Tsuna’s head and pulled out a small, bright pink envelope that had kiss marks all over it. Tsuna looked at it, mortified.

“You didn’t put this in my shoe locker then?” Reborn asked.

“No! I don’t even own lipstick to do those kiss things.” Tsuna said. He felt his cheeks heat up. “I-I’m sorry, it’s just a prank. I d-don’t want to waste your time anymore since you obviously have better things to do.”

“Mm, nope. I was hoping this was you, too.”

Reborn looked at the envelope before throwing it to the side. He looked at Tsuna with a childish pout. Tsuna felt his heart stutter and his face flame even more at the look.

“I-I’m sorry, people do this every y-year. I’m a joke to the school.” Tsuna explained. He tried to hide his face as he got up but Reborn fell against him, knocking the two to the ground.

“Listen, I know you have a crush on me. Everybody does, really, but I also like you so this is a win/win.”

“You’re not-” Tsuna put his hands over his face. He couldn’t handle this. “Are you serious?”

“Completely”, Reborn said. He buried his face against Tsuna’s neck. “I’m tired so I’m taking a nap but we’ll talk about our first date when I get up.”

“Oh, okay?” Tsuna said, confused. He placed his hand against Reborn’s back and felt Reborn fall asleep almost instantly against him.

He looked at Reborn and smiled. This was a bizarre twist to the day but…not an unwanted one.

Writing thing

high schooler! renjun

the third instalment is finally here !!!

i was meant to upload this like h o u r s ago but then i had to help my dad and my batt died

and then i played online,, and i made a new friend !!! so we played together for a while lmao #goals

anywhoooo enjoy this


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I mean nothing Isaac lahey requested imagine part 1

“ look dude when you’re gonna end this suffering?” one of the guys on the lacrosse team asked Isaac “ it’s a bet Isaac you don’t have to go full length it’s only bet…. You didn’t actually fall for her right?” couple of guys laughed along “ no why would I ” Isaac questioning his own answers


“ look lahey you’ve won so here’s the $100 that I owe you and maybe next time we hang” as everyone left Isaac didn’t know how to process what he said earlier to his friends


Isaac already knew you’re coming to get him because of your scent and the perfume you wear “ Isaac…. Isaac… Isaac” your angelic voice echoing from the other side of the room “ in here” as Isaac looked up you looked so pretty yet it was painful because he felt nothing for you and if he told you the truth it would cause a very bad reaction


“ Isaac is everything alright because your firends were laughing while they saw me looking for you” taking a seat next to his lacrosse bag “ (y/n) do me a favour and could you wait for me later on and leave your window open please” Isaac grabbed his stuff and left didn’t even bother asking you if you wanted to tag along “ Isaac?” he was already gone


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Isaac didn’t know what he was doing but he had to get it off his chest “ can we talk?” standing in front of him was stiles and Scott the notorious pair “ sure come in” as the pair made way for Isaac and heading to the living room “ you’re gonna hate me for what I’m going to tell you” stiles laughed “ couldn’t be worst” stiles cringing “ worst…. Alot worse”


As the two Sat down “ okay lahey what’s bothering you?….. Plus (y/n) have been messaging me saying you blow her off like couple of hours ago” stiles stiles cringing


“ this is one heavy topic but I’ve got to say my side of the story”


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Meanwhile “ look maybe it’s a full moon thing” kira trying to console you on the whole situation “ maybe but you didn’t see the way his firends were acting when I see him sometimes it’s like my relationship with him is a joke” Kira didn’t know what to say lydia was sick and she’s the only girl that you could approach


“ (y/n) I’m sorry but Im not really goos at this and I’m trying but it’s.. It’s not working” you nodded “ is okay wanna go get ice cream to ease the tension” kira smiled


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“ out of everything you did this is the most stupid thing I’ve ever heard it’s more stupid than what I’ve heard from Scott” stiles standing up and arms folded “ you need to tell her Isaac she’s going to find out eventually… It might not be coming from you but from someone else” stiles looked at Isaac “ his right you know she will find out and if you don’t your firends might even paint a very.. Very bad picture of you”


Isaac sighed but he was relieved that he finally told someone about what he has done “ but I don’t know how to approach it you see” Isaac looking at the boys “ okay this is how you do it alright”


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It was late round 12pm it’s been an hour since you’ve part ways with Kira and you couldn’t get out of your mind what Isaac firends said to you “ his playing you and he did well ” you didn’t understand what he meant by he played you “ his fooling you like a dog” they even made dog noise too and laughed about it “ what’s going on” you sighed and laid in bed when you received a text from someone who hated you and your heart shattered in pieces


You just lay there crying at the video million things run through your mind when it hit you what Isaac friends said back at the ice cream parlour they’re right all a long


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Isaac noticed your bedroom lights were off and thought you’d be sleeping as he slowly climbed in practically dark and couldn’t see “(y/n)…. (y/n)…. (y/n)” calling you out but he heard sniffles and more sniffles


“ Isaac… Isaac” you turn the lampshade on and the boy was standing there he looked cold but you couldn’t care “ why you here?” you questioned him “ the money on the counter take it on the way out” he was confused and you switched the light off and lay down “(y/n)?” you didn’t speak


As Isaac thought you need sometimes to cool off he was walking to your window when he saw the money and your phone


He saw the number he recognised and his eyes widen when a small documented video of him and a firend betting on something that all started


“ shit” he Whispered as he placed your phone down slowly and left


You cried the whole night and didn’t want see his face

ask-miss-mayu  asked:

Galaco did you bring any weapons perhaps-? Im going to stab somebody if this screaming keeps up- and I only have a gun under my dress I mean what-

“Sorry I couldn’t get you something more… Robust. Careful with the blade. It’s colder than you think

anonymous asked:

IM SO FED UP WITH MY FAMILY they’re always asking me why im obsessed with koreans? like I didnt know it was unnatural for someone to find a group of artists that they really like and get into the fandom? They’re always calling BTS chinese girls too and constantly mocking lines in their songs and im over it. Other than that it’s the regular gross stuff kpop fans get from people. Any thoughts on how I could deal with my family being so close-minded and rude? ALSO: I DIDNT MEAN TO BE NEGATIVE SORRY

my family does this all the time too and I get so upset alsdkjlfa then they’ll say they’re joking and I just :// they also say I’m only into koreans now ??? as if I have some weird fetish ?? and that isn’t the case ?? and it makes me feel uncomfortable. idk what to do with my family either other than correcting them each time they say something (they haven’t done anything like that in a while tho) and hopefully they get it across their mind~

sleepover saturday - send me anything!

eclipsealina  asked:

So like my band is hella smol(like me) and i play the mellophone and there is only me and this other girl but she is like really loud and out of tune so Im like "what the hank do i do about it?"

annoying people in small sections are quite difficult to deal with. from my experiences, i tend to try to tune them out (get it?? sorry for the lame joke) but anyways, if it gets to the point of being unbearable you could always mention something to your director, or an upperclassman

anonymous asked:

(I'm the anon with the friends who were making the did you just assume my gender jokes) I totally get that it's a thing that other trans people might say and if the people who said it were trans,I wouldn't have given it a second thought but i'm the only one who's trans. I only thought it was weird cause they're all cis and as far as I know the only trans person they know but I don't think I illustrated that before. I'm pretty sure I'm just being overly sensitive but thanks for the help lmao

Oh oh im so sorry, i totally misunderstood your ask. If the people were cis i would be upset and honestly pretty mad. You’re not overreacting or being too sensitive

-Emmett

anonymous asked:

Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Bokuto, and Kageyama react to seeing their s/o waking up from a coma?

this was surprisingly long so im gonna put this under keep reading link. i imagine s/o getting into an nasty accident before getting into a coma. i felt like I wrote a story omg I JUST HAD TO, my fingers did their magic lol. take it as an apology for disappearing! sorry for the mistakes and possible ooc-ness!

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anonymous asked:

can you give an estimate of when you think the next chapter of afg will be ready? like, if it'll be up still this week or only next sunday...

hey, friend. I know i joke a lot, but i am severely depressed! I can barely get myself to do my hw, and just yesterday i didnt even have the energy to play a /videogame/.

I dont know when it’ll be up. I write a bit every day. I can’t make any promises. Im sorry.

anonymous asked:

I'll always support the boys but now idk anymore... Niall, Liam and Louis are the only ones who haven't threw shade at anyone.... like I love Harry but wow saying that, like what is he trying to do? Is it because he's jealous that Nialls solo career is going through the roofs, he has to shade Horan to get into headlines again? Niall hasn't done anything wrong, hasn't threw bullshit around and causing drama but Harry sit down and shut up... sorry. I needed to rant.

ohh its ok hun ;) im pissed too… my man is working his ass off, he doesnt need harold to “joke” about his label

anonymous asked:

[slides u 20$] pls.....what are the 4th row of zodiac kids like......

A lot of u guys asked for row 4 but jokes on u guys idk crap about these kiddos. And by that, I mean my middle-school self wanted to keep them ~mysterious~ for the most part so i didnt bother making too much grounding facts about them. (this was why they were the last row lmaO)

Misc info:  

  • Danica’s connections mostly consist of her dad being one of the professors at the school and her going around proclaiming it to be “bring ur child to work day, so shut up Barbara,” so she can more around easily. Of course the prof’s know better but they let her go around cuz they think she’s just lonely and looking for Carmina (mostly true).
  • Carmina’s parents and Danica’s dad are Good Pals and so Carmina usually babysat Danica from when she was basically a baby. The bell she got from her is mostly decorative but does give the slightest chime when used. Danica has a matching one.
  • ???? will get a name eventually im sorry they were the last character I made but trust me when I say they’re Important. I always draw them crying?? why.

I’ll do the other rows tomorrow! Since ive gots to sleep. But thanks so much for showing interest ing them!! !!! Q AQ