im sorry but id rather have you

Your name is Jude Harley.

Your mom died when you were very young, your pa is almost never home, and your babysitter is drunk most of the time.

Your house is a mess and there´s not much food to be found.

But that´s okay, you have older sister Joey, and even though she thinks you´re a weirdo you love each other.

There are also your pigeons and your pet, so its not that bad.

You love X-Files and theories, so you monitor everything including the strange alien portal thing in your attic you came across one day.

Joey tells you monsters and aliens are not real.

You know there is something fishy with your neighbors. You´re positive they are some kind of cult fanatics.

Joey thinks you´re paranoid, but you prefer cautious and prepared.

You were not prepared when the monsters attacked.

You were not cautious enough, because you sent one of your pigeons to his death.

Aliens are real, and your sister was abducted.

You guess you should be happy, because you were right all along.

Tears streaming down your face, you´d rather be wrong.

College!AU Jungkook
  • major: computer science 
  • minor: digital art 
  • sports: on-campus dance crew, track & field 
  • clubs: e-sports club LOL 
  • is basically considered the “computed genius” of his year and all the professors in the computer science major just adore him 
  • halfway through his freshman year he was offered an internship at TWELVE different companies that had all heard about him because of the software projects he had perfected and also the fact that he apparently holds the record on campus for writing a code up in approximately 3.5 minutes
  • he thinks algorithms are fun and didn’t have to take the core for Calc 1 because when he was in High School he was past Calc 3
  • can take apart and rebuild a computer faster than most of the professors themselves
  • the cute thing is that as much as he knows about the inner workings of computers and all that, he’s also crazy about computer games and is super competitive. plays everything from World of Warcraft & League of Legends to Minecraft and Garry’s Mod.
  • is part of the universities e-sports club and plays in local tournaments for like cash and he has been scouted to join pro LOL or Starcraft teams but he’s like meh not interested but thanks
  • digital art is his minor and it kind of confuses the computer science department heads because they’re like!!! jungkook!!! you could do so much better how about?? mathematics oR economics as a minor and he’s like sketching his favorite playable character from mortal kombat like “nope. drawing is fun. drawing on the computer is even better.”
  • he kinda has this secret dream of being able to be a game software designer but he keeps it quiet from most people because everyones always on his case about the gREat things he can do with his mind like write software for the government or huge corporations and he’s like yeah yeah but in his head he’s got all these cool designs and plots for characters and adventures 
  • and the fact that he’s so good at like ?? everything kind of makes him the target for mean jealous peoples hatred and so his only real friends are like this small group of people that he meet through jimin, a friend of his on the dance team
  • other than them jungkook doesn’t really warm up to people the way jimin and taehyung do,,,,he kinda tends to be shy and closed up
  • oh and he does track & field because the coach like begged him to join after he saw jungkook doing a dash across the campus to get away from jimin who just wanted to give his best buddy a kiss on the cheek
  • and actually you meet jungkook because see you’re sitting in study hall with your laptop and you’re finishing up this essay. it took you like 10 hours to write and you’ve got like one billion sources and you’re on your last sentence when BAM your computer just freezes and dies on the spot
  • and you’re sitting there looking at your screen like what. the. fuck.
  • and jungkook is like two seats away with his headphones in watching some walk-through on his phone and laughing at all the mistakes of the streamer when he hears you let out the tiniest little yell and like almost slip onto the floor of your chair
  • and usually jungkook isn’t the type to put his nose into other peoples business but seeing as though you look like you’re about to start sobbing and the fact that your laptop is threatening to fall of your lap and break he’s like
  • “excuse me- your laptop-”
  • and you’re like” itS DEAD B ro  IT JUSt D I E D it RIPPED On me I wanNA sCream THAT PAPER is DUE BY 3 o’clock tHIS is the bittersweet end”
  • and jungkook is like 
  • well firstly he bursts into laughter because ‘the bittersweet end’ thats funny but also he’s like “hand me your laptop”
  • and you’re like what no how do i know you’re not gonna take it and run and jungkook’s like “because i have a macbook at home i don’t need your little pc notebook laptop” and you’re like Excuse me don’t trash talk my laptop and jungkooks like “fine fine but i can fix it hand it over”
  • and you’re a little suspicious because jungkook doesn’t look like he can fix it not when he’s wearing ripped up denim jeans, a white t-shirt three sizes too big and timberlands that look like they’ve seen hell and back but you’re like well…….it’s worth a shot
  • so you hand it over to him and jungkook like flips it over, checks the bottom of your laptop touches some stuff presses some buttons listen im not a computer science major jungkook is here
  • and when he presses the power button WALLA the screen turns on and there’s your saved word document with your essay and you’re like
  • staring at it and then looking back at jungkook with your mouth open and he’s like “told you” and you’re like 
  • “dude. dude you are GOD” and jungkook’s like “maybe not god but like yes im really really good.” and you’re like “i owe you one!!” and jungkook’s like nah forget about it bUT THEN
  • he hears it
  • the voice
  • that voice
  • and jungkook’s like oh nO and you’re like??? what oh look it’s jimin i know him he’s nice-
  • and jungkook is like hide me. please don’t tell him im here let me get behind yo-
  • and he like tries to get over you to the seat that’s like beside you but jimin is like jUNGKOOK!!! ive been looking for you - oh well hello there
  • jimin like smiles and waves to you and you like awkwardly wave back and jimin’s like “i didn’t know you knew jungkook, am i……….interrupting something (——:” 
  • and you’re about to be like “what?? no!” but jungkook sits up and is like “yes. jimin this is my significant other. we were just talking about where we were going to go on our DATE so if you could give us some time…..”
  • and jimin (being a sucker for all things romantic) gets a little red in the ears and is like OH OH I SEE WELL I WILL BE ON MY WAY 
  • and like winks and does a little finger gun @ jungkook
  • and you’re sitting there in stunned silence and jungkook is like umm uhhh umm 
  • and his face is getting redder by the minute and his eyes are wide like a lost bunny and he’s like “REmember how you said you owed me, yeah that was the favor I’m sorry-”
  • and you put your hands up like it’s fine it’s fine but why are you avoiding jimin?
  • and jungkook kind of sighs and he’s like dont get me wrong i love my hyung but he’s always saying i should go out and do things like date or whatever and im just like,,,,,,,id rather stay home and stream overwatch or something
  • and you’re like i know that Feel but you’re also like jimin is kinda right like isn’t that what college is about having fun and doing stuff but you shrug because it’s not your business and jungkook did fix your laptop and he is pretty cute you wouldn’t mind actually going on a date w/ him but since he’s obviously not interested you two like part ways and you thank him again for fixing your laptop and you’re like that’s that
  • ok im being dramatic but yeah you notice jimin at smoothie place near campus and you’re like oh no i better hide so he doesn’t ask me about jungkook
  • but jimin sees and he’s like HEY and you’re like fRICK but you smile and wave and he like jogs over to you and he’s like “listen this is going to sound so imposing and what not but im so happy you’re dating jungkook because he needs to get out of his shell and i never thought he’d find someone that he’d willing let do that and im just so thankful for taking care of him” 
  • jimin like grabs both your hands and does a little bow and you’re like oh my god what did i get myself into
  • and you have to search the whole campus until you find jungkook in one of the empty computer labs of the lab buildings and you’re like hEY WE HAVE A PROBLEM 
  • and jungkook takes his headphones off and he’s like ???? what problem wait one sec let me finish this -
  • and you’re like jungkook stop playing your online game and listen to me-
  • and he’s like one SEC i promise it’s for a good cause and you’re like what good cause it’s some online battle but then you see the screen flash the word ‘victory’ and you’re like jungkook this is serious-
  • and he’s like yeah yeah i know i just needed to beat that game it’s like a charity thing im doing that if i beat like twenty straight rounds this company will donate 20,000,000 won to a childrens hospital so
  • and you’re like hold up back it up you’re playing games for,,,,,,charity
  • and he kinda scratches his neck like well yeah i mean im good at it so i might as well put my skills toward helping people
  • and you’re @ you’re own heart don’t you dare skip a beat
  • but then jungkook also adds in the info that he fixes up old computers at poor schools so kids will be able to use the internet even if schools can’t afford newer models of computers and you’re like
  • well damn there my heart goes skipping TEN beats
  • and jungkook’s like so what’s up is it your laptop- but you’re like no no it’s park jimin he basically thanked me for being your significant other and was very genuine and passionate about this “relationship” of ours jungkook how are you ever going to tell him you lied
  • and jungkook’s like oh no,,,,,and you two are like standing there looking at each other like we done messed up until jungkook like clears his throat and he’s like
  • “wELL there is a way we could get away with it”
  • and you perk up like how??? tell me!!! and jungkooks like “well-ah-um-ah d-d–da-date–w-w- we could g-go on a date and see- see if mayb-maybe….”
  • and you’re like date? see? and you’re like oh he means see where it goes and you like instantly feel your own cheeks heat up and you’re like 
  • “actually,,,,id love to but,,,but,,,wait jungkook-”
  • and he’s like swallowing like yes??? 
  • and you’re like “did you think i was cute when you saw me in study hall with my laptop?” and he looks like he’s been caught red handed and he’s like wHAT No and you’re like oh my god you did 
  • and jungkook admits it (after you two bicker cutely about it for like half an hour) that yes he actually did think you were cute and honestly he would never have asked you out if it weren’t for this Twist of Events
  • and you two like laugh a little at each other because honestly you two were too scared to see if the other person would actually go on a date that when you pretended to date in front of jimin you both were like but this could never be real!!!?!!?!?!?
  • until you two are finally at a movie together, probably a movie based of a comic or something or like a kids animated movie lol, and you’re laughing sharing popcorn and then jungkook is like there’s a ferris wheel near here!! and you’re like fRICK yES take me and you two literally are like five year olds laughing and joking with each other on that date
  • and jungkook finally sees why the hell jimin is so into romance and love and all that jazz
  • because as much as he’s having fun and doing things he likes he’s doing them with someone as stunning and breathtaking as you
  • and sure when jimin comes around you guys have to amp up skinship or whatever but the second he leaves jungkook is like 10 feet away apologizing and you’re like jungkook it’s ok,,,because tbh his arms around your shoulder is so nice and warm
  • and you guys go on a couple more dates on the DL and it’s so cute and finally jungkook walks you to your dorm and is like hey,,,,,,hey,,,,,,,,and you’re like hmmm and he’s looking at your lips but he can’t bring himself to do it so you like roll your eyes and lean up to kiss him and he’s like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
  • and you’re like also !!!! but you like cover your mouth and look down and this would be so innocent and soft if it weren’t like the next second jungkooks like 
  • “you wanted to kiss me for a long time right? you were holding back RIGHT?” 
  • and you’re like JUNGKOOK SHUT IT 
  • and you’re chasing him down the street and his laughter is loud
  • and jungkook would totally call you up just so you two can sit in the park near the campus at night and push each other on the swings and it’s like
  • childish but you kids are so pure and so excited about everything
  • jungkook like rants a lot about all the games he’s played and his favorite characters and he like tries to help you get better at the games you’re interested in
  • and also he’s always there to fix anything that goes wrong with your laptop or phone
  • and like jimin thinks you two have been together for a super long time and you and jungkook are like actually jimin,,,,,,,,,,,
  • and when you finally tell him how you actually got together you expect jimin to like be super mad but no it’s the opposite jimin is like 
  • and you’re like well kinda and jungkook is burying his face in his hands like oh my god jimin … the reason i was able to fall in love….and jimin is like YES IM CUPID I KnEW IT
  • you going to jungkook’s dance competitions and like jimin is always pointing you out and jungkook waves shyly and you’re like he’s so adorable how and jimin’s like JunGKOOK lOVES YOU and the entire bleacher of girls is like casting glances at you and you’re like ,,,,,,oh god and jungkook’s like covering jimin’s mouth his hand like hYUng CHill
  • jungkook showing off his math skills by calculating tip and total prices when you go out to eat or shopping and you’re like “im dating a human calculator”
  • jungkook purposely ignoring you to play on his nintendo 3ds and you’re like jungkook kiss me and he’s like wait im playing fire emblem - and you’re like jungkook i will turn off your 3ds right now and he’s like ok ok ok 
  • (but in reality he was playing on purpose to see if you’d get pouty w him)
  • you meet the rest of his friends and they’re all equally as surprised to see jungkook dating and being so happy especially taehyung and yoongi who’re like “is this really jungkook? the jungkook who only knows romance through side plots in games?” 
  • it’s jungkooks birthday when you’re all over at his dorm together because jin baked a cake and jungkook was forced into a silly party hat by hoseok and jimin and like
  • everyone’s slowly leaving and jungkook is like “hey, can you stay?” and you’re like sure and idk it’s romantic the only light in the whole dorm is the candles still on the cake and jungkook asks you to close your eyes as he kisses down your neck
  • and like,,,,,you know he leads you toward his bed and like ,,,,, you mumble his name against his neck,,,,,and then-
  • and you and jungkook are like two flustered messes coming out of the bedroom and jin is like 
  • oh…….OH YOU TWO CHILDREn- and basically you get lectured by him and it’s hilarious jungkook is like jin please and you’re like so embarrassed you can barely speak up
  • jungkook creates a code so that every time you open up your laptop a little bubble with his face in it appears and there’s a message like “you’re lucky you have such a cute boyfriend” and you always like do a little ‘pfft’ but it’s adorable and you keep it 
  • you love watching jungkook sketch instead of just do digital art like sometimes you’ll see him sitting on the windowsill in one of the campus building looking out of the window and just drawing and he looks so serene with the light hugging him
  • and also jungkook in his big oversized clothes waiting for you after class so you two can literally just go to his dorm and cuddle 
  • jin: “take them out on a nice date jungkook, hear ill give you some money-” you and jungkook: “is buying 5 bags of cheetos with this money you’re gonna give us count as ‘doing something nice’?” jin: “………you are both children. Children.” 

find namjoon’s ver (here)  // jimin’s ver (here) // taehyung’s ver (here
college!au vixx (here)

please look forward to the rest of college!bts coming soon~

heres itachi being an awful teacher to team 8 again
  • [minatos alive n hokage btw]
  • minato: so.... itachi. i dont know how to tell you this, so let me be direct. i have, um. ive received some complaints about your teaching methods
  • itachi: [honestly surprised] what. how.. what happened. did i do something wrong
  • minato: listen, itachi. ill tell you what. why dont we think about all of your previous teachers n how they used to teach things
  • itachi, a child prodigy n genius: they.... i'm sorry but i dont think they ever taught me anything
  • minato: ...
  • minato: ok, first id just like to say that im sure youre doing your best. however. ive heard your classes can become rather...... philosophical
  • itachi: yes?
  • minato: [sigh] itachi. is it true that when hinata said she thought she was doing a fighting stance wrong you told her to "not worry herself" because "wrong and right are merely human constructs according to which we organize our moral system"
  • itachi: yes. why? do you disagree
  • minato: n- im - thats not the point. when kiba asked you if you thought he would be good with genjutsu you just said "to find yourself, look within yourself. think for thyself"?
  • itachi: oh that one helped me a lot through life actually
  • minato: OK. ok. just.... one more. when all of them, including shino, expressed their wishes for you to actually teach them more things, you said "i cannot teach anybody anything, i can only make them think"???????

anonymous asked:

Hi, I've followed your blog for a really long time but I just want to tell you, your art is beautiful and you're an amazing person. Also, is it okay to tag you if we drew something for you?

Ah guess nows the best time as any to express this, I have quite a bit of discomfort when it comes to getting gifts from people I don’t know. Its nothing personal it just feels very weird for me. I appreciate the sentiment but id much rather yall spend ur time doing stuff for yourselves or people that mean a lot to you! Im sorry if this comes off as possibly rude ;; but I take it honesty is best policy

if i had demons i think they would be blue

even though its my favorite color, like the Pacific

i strayed too far from shore and I’m struggling to breathe

the lifeguard cant see me from this far

i cant speak these screams will not reach the red cross on his white tshirt

i think i lost my life jacket a long time ago
now i just have two for the winter

my teeth still chatter when im alone i cant move my fingers fast enough to type out “i love you”

i dont have enough patience to watch a 10 second snapchat id much rather sit by myself

my heart only beats when i drink coffee in the morning but sometimes i shake so much my text messages dont make sense

its a good thing you could not decipher what my shaking hands sent you at 2am

im sorry if i woke you up i just didnt want you to forget my name

ive already forgotten your voice

youve already forgotten my arms holding you up when you couldnt feel your own heartbeat the same way i couldnt breathe when you left the first time

the first time i got high i ordered your favorite at mcdonalds because its all the THC in my blood could remember

the last time i got in a car crash my heart was too broken to feel my arm cracked in half so i didnt want morphine but they put it in my IV anyways

i only cried because its the first time you said no when i asked to hold your hand

actually the call just went to voicemail on the second ring but you always used to answer on the third

i didnt leave a message because i guess i got yours i hit end and tried again

i went to get froyo with my friends and i saw you leaving with my order so i left with yours and some false hope

one more call and you answered on the fourth so i guess this means youre changing i only said “i miss you” but i guess it was too much

it is summer and my teeth still chatter when im alone but my hands get a little clammy so when i want to get declined on the 5th ring my phone slips

i jumped to the bottom of the lake

i jumped in after it but the life jacket only saved me not your number

the picture of us kissing was still my background but i dont remember the 10 digits i used to have memorized

i called hoping id get voicemail but my memory isnt good when ive had five shots on an empty stomach because i promised you i wouldnt

you picked up on the second ring

it wasnt your voice actually i cant hear my own thoughts either i dont think youre supposed to take pills too

its not your voice

i dialed the wrong number

its not your voice

i cant breathe

“911 whats your emergency”

she doesnt
love me

—  i wrote this about you before i even know it was about you

Yoo so i was tagged by @woahthisguy !

And tagging @goldenpheonix5 @jarofloosescrews (if youre not too busy friend ) @firemama @imaginecreatures


@tigeri102 !!!

“Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself publicly! And this to 10 of your followers.” (I only tag a few sorry TvT)

  1. Given the choice id rather be kind then be a jerk!
  2. I’m really good at figuring out crafts! If i see it being made I learn super fast!
  3. Animals love me and I love them lots!
  4. Im stronk! Much stronk!! Can lift a whole lot! Still trying to get stronger!
  5. My cooking skills leave something to be desired.. BUT MY PANCAKES, CAKES, AND CUPCAKES BE BALLIN!!!!

anonymous asked:

Honestly. How could someone think you are adorable. People these days have no sense of fashion and everyone's standars of beauty are. Low. Very very very very extremely low. @xoaces and @kainumi are just pedophiles. Only 80 yar. old pedos would like something of the likes of someone like you.

i wont even put this in the comp because it deserves it’s own post

do you think someone would like something of the likes of you?

im sorry you dont like my face and im sorry you dont like me but id rather you keep your fun words of hate deep in your ass.

I’m so sorry for not being a fucking supermodel on the cover of a shitting fashion magazine. if there’s one thing i hate about people like you, it’s that you judge someone by how they look. me, idgaf about how i look. why do you have to care?

moreover, why do you have to insult other people over my fucking face and your idiotic opinions and high standards? How low do you have to be? How much of a fucking dick do you have to be to go as low as that? No, @xoaces is not a pedophile and nor is @kainumi. Where the fuck is any of this even coming from?

oh right. your bullshit mouth.

you’re a fucking idiot. period.

Take that tree branch out of your ass.

anonymous asked:

sorry if i sound silly for asking this, but who's nico?

nico is a german musician who is most famous (at least in the states) for playing with the velvet underground on their album called “the velvet underground and nico” (which is their most famous album too). she was a part of andy warhols crew (whatever tf you would call his crew im not a warhol fan). u dont sound silly tbh id rather you not know who she is she shouldnt have any publicity! the blonde bitch

It was the first time in her entire life that she’d snuck out. It’d been several days since her father had attempted to kill her or whatever he was trying to do, and she looked normal beneath her make-up. But, the bad dreams and horrible flashbacks just wouldn’t leave her alone. So, she tied up bedsheets like she’d seen on television and snuck out the window of her second story home. She ran until she found herself in a bar, her outfit a little shorter and tighter than something she’d normally wear. Why? Because she thought she should look the part, if she wanted to fit in and get herself into some trouble.

The Long Island Iced Tea tasted like regular tea to her, so drinking that powerful concoction was quickly taking its toll on the young woman. She felt lighter, freer, smilier, but on the negative side, dizzier. As she leaned back to take the final swig of her glass, she had to reach out to grab the neck of a nearby stranger, laughter following once she’d swallowed. “I’m so sorry, I thought the floor moved. Or like I could fly and I needed to be kept on the Earth.” She nodded to the empty cup, “I don’t get why this stuff is illlllllllllegal. First law I’ve ever fricken broken on purpose. Wanna have a drink with me? You do. I’ll answer for you. You definitely, definitely do. Don’t worry – I’ll buy. I have lots of gold.”


i have been overwhelmed by the support ive seen for my sketchbook post! and ive seen a lot of tags like “sketchbook goals” or “i wish i could draw like this” and i got some news for you!

you can!

i mean it dude! this sketchbook is the first time ive ever drawn this way of filling up pages. ever. all my sketchbooks before this were eyeball, next page, a line, next page, a bust facing right, next page, and so on and so forth

then i met a really rad pal of mine whos sketchbook blew me away! (please check out their artwork its really amazing and one of my biggest inspos) i saw her art and was like, what the heck this is so amazing! 

one of the best thing i learnt from my friend, and some truly good art advice is

draw bad art.

seriously just fucking do it, go right in pen draw an ugly face, draw the same face of that character u like over and over in the same way because its comfortable. its ok! not everything you draw has to be perfect! and sure you might cringe looking back on your art but who cares!!!! its ok!!!!!! 

fill a whole page with bad drawings! overlap the doodles until the page is a big scribble! who cares do it! 

honestly just learning not to take yourself seriously is one of the biggest steps ive ever taken towards enjoying art. 

make your sketchbook a safe place where u draw what you love with no pressure rather than a prison of precision where the pressure of “posting online” looms over you.

i dont know these are just some things that have really helped me!

happy sketching! if you guys do a really funny ugly doodle or something send it to me! id love to see it! or if u fill a whole sketchpage and are really proud i want to see! just have fun with ur doodles! and dont beat urself up over a stray line or some ink blots :)

i hope your art can make you smile

It was a hot sunny day, Almost too hot for the girl to be walking around in. Her forehead was dripping with sweat, she didnt have any bangs to cover it from the sun. Her mid back long hair wasnt flowing with the wind at all, in fact, it was sticking to her sweaty body.  She took heavy breaths, trying to cool herself down. The girl glanced down at the photo of the special someone she carried in her hands while walking, no realizing the boy she just ran into.

she fumbled a bit, dropping her photo and falling to her knees roughly. “Oof! s-sorry, i didnt mean to run into you!” she quickly said. The young girl dusted off her light green tank top , and dark green shorts a bit.