im sorry but his face looks funny

yerisblackwifey  asked:

um idk how to do this but u mentioned violas in that yoongi classical!au n no one ever pays attention to us so thank u sm idk man i just appreciate it um do u have a prince bambam au or could u do one for me? i love ur blog a lot ( im talking too much sorry have a gr9 day)

no problem!! and thank you!! here’s a prince!bambam for you~

  • is a public prince,,,,a prince,,,,,,for the people,,,,definitely has no fear when it comes to going out in public and you know,,,,just Being,,,,,,
  • because let’s not lie to ourselves looking at prince bambam is like looking at art,,,,,he’s just so,,,,,,,,,,beautiful
  • comes out in an outfit that gets talked about for weeks on end until literally every socialite in his country owns the same outfit because yes our prince Did That he Wore That so i need to wear it too,,,
  • donates all his money to the arts: theater, museums, concert halls, etc. but,,,,,when he donates he makes it a rule that those places must let students in for free because to him there’s nothing more important than kids getting to explore their creative talents!!!
  • and even though he tries to play it cool and stylish,,,in his expensive suits,,,,,dark eye makeup,,,,,and literal catwalk on the streets like,,,,,,he’s a big soft guy on the inside
  • literally grabbed the mic at a royal press conference to drag prince jb who was visiting from another country and ,,,,, true he literally put his life on the line because if this wasn’t being filmed jb would have hoped the table and came @ him 
  • but it was such a funny drag that the entire country was in uproar about it the next day and ,,,,,, like for every good picture of bambam in the newspapers and whatnot,,,,,,,his public instagram is full of his own customized memes
  • his mother, the queen is like please bambam think of your image and his royal siblings are like baMBAM but he’s like “it makes my people laugh, and whatever brings them joy brings me joy”
  • and you happen to be an art history major with an internship at the biggest museum in the country and,,,,,,,you really just get to spend the day cataloging pieces
  • but on the day the prince is to come and get a private tour,,,,instead of having it lead by the head of the museum bambam asks that a student take him around
  • and that student is YOU GUESSED IT IT’S Y O U 
  • and when they tell you you almost faint on the spot but coworker taemin catches you and you’re like asdfkjsfk a tour,,,,for the p R IN CE 
  • and you can’t believe it but an hour later it’s just you and prince bambam in this big hall full of full scale portraits from the middle evil century and you’re like sweating palms, sweating forehead, voice stammering
  • and when you finally dare to look up at the prince,,,,,,literally you think you’ve seen an angel
  • because he looks EXTRA handsome,,,,the collared shirt slightly unbuttoned, long legs, full lips, contact lenses that make his eyes a shimmering green and you’re just: it’s too much
  • you think you might overheat and you keep dabbing at your face with your sleeve until bambam is like 
  • “look at me again” and you flick your eyes up to see him standing in front of a large painting of a king leaning against a pillar and you’re like?? and bambam suddenly pretends to lean and he’s like “don’t we look alike?”
  • and you’re like,,,,speechless,,,,,because,,,,,,,is the prince trying to joke around nOW of all times
  • and you’re like ummmmmm,,,,,y,,,yes??? you’re both royality-
  • but bambam makes a pouting face and he’s like nO! i mean isn’t it funny?
  • and he goes to the next painting and imitates it, this time a goddess on the verge of fainting near a fountain
  • and you can’t hold back a giggle because his expression on his face matches her’s perfectly but the minute it comes out you put your hand over your mouth
  • and you’re like im sorry!!! i didn’t mean to laugh-
  • but bambam walks over to carefully remove your hand from your mouth and he leans in closer to be at eye level and he’s like “no, i wanted to see you smile. you looked really nervous and plus, i was right.”
  • and he leans back up to walk down the hall and you’re like ?????????? wait what ???? what were you right about-
  • and bambam with his hands behind his back stops walking and turns to look at you with a grin and he’s like 
  • “that your even more charming when you smile~ i think you’re making me fall for you~”
  • and your jaw almost hits the floor as bambam continues down the hall and you’re like trying to gather your thoughts???? because ????? your prince just flirted with you????? openly??????
  • and you must have phased out because you hear bambam’s voice and he’s like “aren’t you going to come over here and tell me about this painting, love?” and you’re like L O V E??????!?!!??!?! but also you’re rushing over to say something
  • but bambam is like “you don’t have to actually say anything, i just wanted you to be closer to me~” and you’re like aGAIN PLEASE PRINCE YOU’rE GOING TO GIVE Me a HEA R T A TT A CK  

Kriffing stars, you two!” Bodhi exclaims.

Jyn and Cassian spring apart, so abruptly Jyn makes a sound like a startled animal and Cassian almost falls off the pilot’s seat, as if that would be good enough to erase what Bodhi had seen when he stormed into the cockpit.

“Can you guys save this for later? Like when you have a room?” Bodhi continues, fully aware of the red rising in Jyn’s cheeks, matching the angry looking marks on her neck. He loved teasing new couples. 

“Is everyone okay? I heard a lot of noise for a person delivering a status report to two peo- oh Jyn, your body temperature is rising rapidly,” Kay leans in the the doorway. 

“I’m fine, Kay,” Jyn snarls. 

“You don’t look fine.”

“She’s fine Kay. Bodhi, take Kay back with you.”

“You don’t look fine either, Cassian. Your heart rate is much higher than your normal resting rate, and your face is incredibly pale. Should I administer treatment for shock?” Kay continues. Bodhi couldn’t tell if Kay was doing it on purpose, but couldn’t help but chuckle. 

“Kay. We’re good. Go take Bodhi with you to check the inventory. We’re set for landing soon.” 

“Actually, Cassian, we still have approximately two standard hours bef-” 

Kay.” Cassian looks pained. 

“Let’s go,” Bodhi says, pulling Kay by the arm, failing to hide the smirk on his face. “He knows how to get Jyn back to normal, right Cass?” Jyn looks mortified.

“I don’t think his methods would be better than mine,” Kay replies and Bodhi doubles over with laughter. Cassian glares at Bodhi as he and the droid head back to the hold. 

New couples, man. Wait till Luke heard about this one. 

Jaehyun Prince!AU Part 1

I was debating whether to write this with bullet prompts or scenario, but I obviously went with scenario. Decided to break this into two parts, just because I still have a lot of assignments to do, but I still want to post something. Part two will be up in two or three days. I know how this scenario will end, but still don’t have a solid plot for the second part, another reason why I decided to split it. The ending seems rushed I’m sorry u__u. In the meantime, enjoy! I had fun writing this and I hope you like it! Comments are much appreciated!

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{Special} College!AU Hyungwon
  • major: linguistics 
  • minor: german 
  • sports: considered doing basketball for a bit but…..
  • clubs: on campus book club (more like gossip club), sometimes he writes critiques for the uni journal, co-founded nap club which is Exactly what it sounds like, works w/the german club to help out transfers 
  • the most annoying thing about being a linguistics major for hyungwon is when people ask him what the HELL linguistics even means 
  • and when hyungwon’s like “it is the scientific study of language” people seem to look at him like he’s out of his mind
  • but hyungwon loves language, ever since he picked up his first book, and since then he grew an overwhelming fondness to classic literature and authors like hermann hesse and thomas mann 
  • so hyungwon decided to learn german
  • german & korean ??? seems like it shouldn’t mix at all but the fact that not many people study it makes it in-demand when it comes to translators and TAs in the language so hyungwon easily finds an internship with the government where he works alongside the german translator for the prime minister
  • and it’s like a really upscale position and a rare opportunity but it’s funny because hyungwon treats it so casually, but because of his looks, everyone there is like he’s not the dongsaeng,,,,he’s too,,,,,,too,,,,,chic
  • hyungwon is really outspoken in his classes like you’d think there isn’t much to talk about in a phonology class or a syntax class but hyungwon is the student that always raises his questions and isn’t even afraid to get into an argument with a teacher if he has a different understanding of the readings
  • and he’s been like that since he was a freshman and everyone in his major looks up to him because like WOW he’s never nervous all his presentations and ideas are always so clear and to the point
  • as for german class, hyungwon can get really frustrated with it
  • because learning a language so different from his own sometimes gets him all riled up
  • and he’ll only speak german for like three days so when wonho, his roommate, tries to ask him if there’s any food left in the mini-fridge hyungwon is just like “ich bin beschäftigt, ich kann gerade nicht reden*” and wonho is like “….did you just curse me out or what???”
  • but hyungwon works hard like people at his internship and in school think this knowledge comes easily to him but they don’t see him sitting up till 4 am at his desk recopying notes and listening to german conversation recordings
  • and yeah he might look cool and unapproachable as he’s sitting in the campus cafe,  reading a book titled “Through the Language Glass: Why the World Looks Different in Other Languages”, and sipping an americano but 
  • he’s actually just a suffering college meme like the rest of his friends 
  • i.e. hyungwon cheering jooheon on when he said he’d salt kihyuns gummy worms when kihyun wasn’t looking or when he fell asleep standing up in the line at mcdonalds with wonho OR when he saved 126 photos of pepe the frog because minhyuk once compared him to the meme and now hyungwon can’t get over it
  • so as much as he model walks his way into intermediate german or down the halls of the government building he works at………like in his free time hyungwon’s napping in mismatched pajamas or laying upside down off the couch in his dorm watching dramas for 5 hours straight
  • long story short; looks cool but isn’t actually cool on the inside
  • and you know hyungwon since middle school you two grew up in the same neighborhood and have been friends ever since
  • granted there was that one fight back in high school you two had but that you Never Speak Of but anyway
  • you know hyungwon better than most people and so his balmain jacket, lemaire sweater, acne studio sneakers, and SL glasses don’t scare you away
  • instead you sneak up on him as he’s sitting in the library and ruffle the top of his hair like whATS UP bro and hyungwon’s like wh Y do you always do this it took me 45 minutes to comb my hair and you’re like ‘because when you’re sitting it’s the only time i can reach the top of your head’ and hyungwons like rolling his eyes like you’re so short
  • and you’re like NO YOU ARE THE TOO TALL ONE SHRINK and by this time everyones looking at you and you have to slink down into the seat across him and hyungwon’s like seriously you’re so loud and you’re like pfft whatever
  • and you guys have this dynamic that’s playfully teasing since you know it has been years that you’ve known each other it’s just comfortable
  • and you’re close to minhyuk and wonho too so it’s like you four are your own lil group with inside jokes and funny kakao talk chats 
  • so as you pull out your own notes hyungwon keeps writing and it’s just you know……..normal
  • until kihyun appears three minutes later, slapping down his stuff on the table and almost making you fall off your chair
  • and he’s like HYUNGWON SHES HERE
  • and you’re like ???? and hyungwon is like “who-”
  • and kihyun is jumping up and down more excited than ever and he’s like hyungWON HOW COULD You F O R G E T 
  • and hyungwon gets up and hes about to put his hands on kihyuns shoulders to stop him from bouncing around when suddenly someone else appears and everyone in the library turns to look because
  • the girl that walks up to hyungwon is gracefully tall with curly brown hair and glowing tan skin 
  • and kihyun hops over to you and he’s like “doesn’t she look like a model????” 
  • and hyungwon smiles and the girl introduces herself in stumbling korean as a transfer named agatha 
  • hyungwon’s voice turns warm and he says something about showing her around and after that the two start speaking in german
  • and you watch until you feel kihyun pat your back and say “don’t those two look great together? two models, really. we gotta make sure hyungwon doesn’t leave us for germany for good now - amiright?”
  • but you don’t really know what to say like  you’re not…..you’re not jealous it’s just weird because hyungwon never told you about this. usually he tells you about the transfers that come to work with him but he’s never mentioned this agatha person
  • but you don’t let it get to you, you shake it off and roll your eyes and tell kihyun that he needs to stop being so dramatic
  • and you gather your things and decide to just go and kihyun shakes his head and you don’t hear him but he’s like ‘….maybe this will finally make one of them confess’
  • and a couple of days later you run into hyungwon and agatha and for some reason you try to duck and hide but hyungwon sees you and waves you over
  • and he’s like “hey, you haven’t met agatha but she’s her from germany to study korean and ballet -” and in your head you’re like no wonder she’s so gorgeous and thin she’s a ballerina ho W WI ll i eV  E R stack up
  • but the other part of your brain is like: um hello no we aren’t jealous shut up and be nice to the girl you don’t even know her
  • and so you smile and introduce yourself back and hyungwon is like “actually, can you do me a favor?” and you’re weary like no i wont tell shownu you got food poisoning again so you can avoid his cooking but hyungwon’s like nO i have to go to my internship but agatha needs to find the language department can you take her????
  • and you’re like sure,,,?? and hyungwon gives you a lazy little smile and wait. did your heart just - it did. it. totally did
  • your heart just skipped for hyungwon. chAE HYUNGWON 
  • and hyungwon, completely oblivious, turns to agatha and is like “ill see you later, tell me if my friend does anything dumb” and you’re like heY ExcuSE m E and hyungwon just peaces out
  • and you’re standing there looking at him from afar and huffing like where does he get off saying you’ll do something dumb
  • but then agatha is like “is the language department over there?” and you’re like right i need to help this girl out
  • and so you walk her over and ask her a bit about herself and she’s really nice and sweet that in some ways you feel even more worse because obviously she’s so great and …………..hyungwon gets to spend an entire week with her
  • finally you guys get to the right department and agatha thanks you but before you leave she asks you how well you know hyungwon and you’re like um i guess pretty well?? we’ve been friends for some time and she smiles and she’s like “do you know if he’s seeing anyone?”
  • and you’re like …………………………………………..
  • well you’re like frozen because thinking back to it you and hyungwon barely ever talk about like…..dating……like as long as you’ve known each other neither you nor hyungwon has ever brought up your relationships or crushes with each other
  • which only know you’re starting to realize is kinda weird because like you went to middle school with him. high school. and now even college and you’ve never like heard him bring up a significant other
  • which is a shock considering how much minhyuk is always talking about romance and how many people have come up to you when you hang out and ask hyungwon or wonho or any of the boys really for their numbers 
  • and you must have been silent for a bit because agatha asks you if maybe she mispronounced something but you’re just like no no no it’s just….i don’t know im sorry
  • and she’s like “oh, i thought you might because you and hyungwon are close” and you’re like sorry,,,,,i …….
  • and you don’t really feel comfortable talking about anymore so you make up some quick excuse about running late for a club and basically make a dash across campus 
  • that night you get some texts in the group chat but you don’t open it and it gets the point where hyungwon even texts you outside of the chat to see what’s wrong but for some reason you can’t bring yourself to answer
  • and like ok maybe you’re being a little dramatic but it’s just weird ….romance never got between you and him but maybe in the back of your head you always knew hyungwon was good looking on a whole different level…..
  • like you were destined to only be his friend
  • AND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OK until you found yourself looking through your old photos where he’s standing with his hand casually around your shoulder ……. or where he’s doing some funny face……or when he’s not even the main focus of the photo but still
  • you can’t take your eyes of him
  • you /like/ him and……….you’d never admitted it to yourself until now
  • so when you wake up you tell yourself that no. you have to get over hyungwon. and you know just the way the do it
  • it’s lunch and you’re sitting beside minhyuk who said he’d be studying but fell asleep and across is wonho playing on his phone and hyungwon reading another thick, intimidating looking book of his
  • and you clear your throat and you go “does anyone …… does anyone know someone whose free this friday?”
  • suddenly all three boys are looking at you like ????? what
  • and you bite your lip but keep your composure and you’re like “i got free tickets to this movie and,,,,idk do you guys know anyone who’d wanna go with me……..c’mon minhyuk you like playing matchmaker”
  • minhyuk, whose wide awake now, is just a gaping fish and he’s like um U M i mean…………um………..im friends with mark maybe he…um i know taehyung a bit…..
  • and wonho’s like “do you want a boy or girl or does it not matter?”
  • and hyungwon. hyungwon is silent
  • and for the first time you actually feel awkward around your best friends until suddenly like out of thin air appears………kihyun
  • and with a grin he’s like “i heard you had tickets to a movie, how about you take me?”
  • and you don’t see it but hyungwons fist clenches a bit over the edges of his book
  • and tbh you don’t like the smug grin on kihyun’s face, but your heads spinning and before you know it you’re nodding and reaching into you bag to hand him a ticket
  • and kihyun winks your way and ruffles your hair telling you he promises he won’t be late
  • and when he dashes off you turn and wonho and minhyuk both go into a fit of whistles and minhyuk gives your shoulder a little shove and they’re both like ‘ooOOOOO kih YU N~~~~~’
  • but hyungwon just shuts his book, mumbles “das ist zu viel” under his breath and gets up
  • wonho asks him what he says but hyungwon says he needs to go to catch the bus to his internship. wonho shrugs and turns back to you but in the back of your mind you know that….hyungwon doesn’t have his internship today
  • at 8 pm u get the text from kihyun that he’ll meet you outside in front of the college’s library. you feel bad  and consider texting him to cancel the plans but the movie isn’t even like a rom-com it’s some random title you picked and plus it’d be a waste to just throw away the money you spent so you try to pick a cuter outfit but in the end you end up late, rushing across the quad with your hair still slightly messy and notes from one of your classes scrawled on your arm
  • but once you get to the library,,,,,there’s no one there 
  • and you frown and call out kihyun’s name because c’mon don’t hide and play childish jokes like this
  • but ,,,, kihyun doesn’t appear
  • and then your phone rings and you pick it up expecting it to be kihyun with some lame excuse and you’re like “just tell me where you are kih-”
  • but then you hear hyungwons voice and he’s surprised like “kihyuns not there yet?” 
  • and you kind of freeze because why is he calling you all of a sudden?? but you’re like “n-no, do you need something?”
  • and hyungwon sighs on the other end and he’s like “no, i was just….worried” 
  • once again your test tightens but you try to ignore it and ask him why he has no reason to be and the other line is silent for a bit until he says that you just seemed weird…..today and when kihyun invited himself along with you…..hyungwon just stops there and sighs again 
  • and then your phone lights up against your ear and you look at it to see a text from kihyun’s number with thirty crying emojis and a ‘im sorry i can’t make it tonight’ text and you’re about to hang up so you can text back angrily but the next thing you see is the text:
  • ‘i know you didn’t want it to be me. ask hyungwon to go with you.’
  • and in your head it clicks, kihyun knew all along. he must have even predicted hyungwon would call you
  • and you’re quiet for so long until hyungwon’s voice asking if you’re still there is on the other a line
  • and you take in a breath before asking hyungwon if he wants to maybe……….go with you instead
  • and im not saying hyungwon runs over to you, because we all know about his inclination to doing the least amount of physical activity ever, but that’s exactly what he does
  • he gets to the library five minutes later huffing with his hands on his knees
  • and you’re about to make some joke but he beats you to it, pointing at your arm covered in reminders from class and messy hair and he’s like “seriously? you were going to go on a date looking like that?” 
  • and for a moment it’s as if everything is back to normal and you threaten to kick his shin and hyungwon laughs and you’re like let’s go we’re gonna be late
  • and at the movies hyungwon pays for your snacks and only complains the usual amount and you guys try ur luck at the crane games outside the theater and make fun of minhyuk’s snapchat story as the commercials play
  • and when finally the lights dim and the movie starts you finally realize that right now you’re technically on a date with hyungwon
  • your best friend
  • but as warm as you get for a moment, you remember agatha’s pretty face and how smart and handsome hyungwon is
  • and when you turn to see his profile illuminated by the lights from the screen you can’t help but just get sad again because ,……date? what a joke you guys are just doing what you always do….you’re just hanging out
  • and once it’s over, hyungwon is saying something about how bad the script is and you two are walking and laughing couples are passing by and all of a sudden you feel someone grab your hand in theres
  • and when you look down, hyungwon is lacing his fingers with yours and you stare at your hands and then up at him and hyungwon takes a step closer and then another until he’s so close your bodies are practically touching and he leans down
  • and for a second all you can see are his lips and when they move hyungwon says, “im glad it was me with you today and not anyone else.”
  • and your mind starts to interpret that one million different ways but your body just picks one and then moves you so your pressing your mouth to his
  • and hyungwons hand lets go of yours so his arms can wrap around you lazily
  • and it’s a gentle, slow first kiss but it’s made better by the fact that you can tell that it’s a hyungwon kind of kiss and his smile against your forehead when he pulls away makes you feel like you’re dreaming
  • until he whispers against your skin that he’s been waiting since fucking high school to do that
  • and that’s how you two finally - FINALLY - express how you feel
  • and as you’re going back to campus hyungwon stops and he’s like “i need to tell you something” and you’re like oh no. is this already the end what is happening
  • and hyungwon bites back his lip and he’s like “don’t be mad, but kihyun told me about how you think i like agatha.” and your eyes widen and you’re like hOW DID HE KNOW WH A  T i n EVEr sA Id Th AT TO  HIM and your cheeks turn red with embarrassment
  • but hyungwon just chuckles and puts a hand around your waist to pull you over and he’s like
  • “when he told me i thought he was joking because honestly, no one compares to you for me. like i literally can’t see anyone else but you - it’s kind of annoying at times.”
  • you hit him playfully on the arm and hyungwon just buries his nose in your hair and he’s like “kihyun told me, and then when you asked to go out with someone all of a sudden i thought it was over, that you had really……given up on me…..but then that rascal kihyun comes over and i knew he was planning something….”
  • you pull back and narrow your eyes like “wait - are you saying tonight was a set up????????????”
  • and hyungwon shrugs and looks away like he doesn’t know what you’re talking about but you’re like oh my GOD you conspired with kihyun
  • and hyungwon’s like don’t blame me!!! i thought you were seriously gonna move on without me,,,,,and date kihyun,…..
  • and youre like oh my god and hyungwon’s like ok ok ok at least we’re here together now - that’s good enough right?
  • and you huff but also like,,,how can you resist this tall memes smile
  • and so you just tell him to make it up to you by buying you lunch and he just grins and leans down to litter your neck in sloppy kisses and he’s like “are these not enough?” and you’re giggling but also like hyungwon,,,please,,,,,,
  • when you come into the cafe holding hands the next day minhyuk damn near spills his coffee over himself and runs over to demand and explanation
  • and you wanna say something but hyungwon just kisses the top of your head and is like “wenn du ihn/sie" anschaust, kille ich dich” and pulls you along
  • and minhyuk is like WHAT
  • agatha from like her seat at a table somewhere: “he said that if you look at his significant other, he’ll end you”
  • speaking of agatha she thinks you and hyungwon are so cute and tbh she’s so adorable at one point you’re like hyungwon i might break up with you and run away to germany with her,,,,,, and hyungwons like ha ha ha don’t or ill tell her in german that you’re toxic or something
  • but now that you two are dating like you still tease each other like before
  • except now you tease each other while cuddling and/or making out
  • and every time you’re like “you look dumb” hyungwon’s like “you look dumb too” and then you both laugh and kiss each other and literally everyone is like awwwwww except for jooheon who’s just like ??? yall just call each other dumb and then proceeded to kiss What Kind of Millenial Romance….
  • when it’s just the two of you though, hyungwon always makes you clear your lap so he can lay his head on it and read
  • and you play with his hair or do your own homework while he lays there
  • and sometimes you have to like pull his ear cuz he’ll doze off and you’re like c’mon focus buddy
  • your dorm ends up being filled with books that hyungwon leaves lying around when he comes over
  • and your roommates like “i didn’t know you were studying german?” one day and you’re like im not and she’s holding up like the advance textbook for german language and you roll your eyes because right my boyfriend left that here
  • you try on hyungwons expensive (but always too big) clothing and he’ll be like ‘that jacket cost 5k’ while sitting on his bed watching and you’re like ‘why it’s so ugly’ and hyungwon shrugs like ‘it’s fashion’
  • sometimes you’ll go to meet him after his internship and when he comes out you wave and he’ll purposely pretend to look around and not see you because he’s tall and you’re always like hyUNGWON and he’s like “i hear a voice but where is it coming from,,,,,,”
  • the funny thing about this is you two are joking around like this and hyungwon’s coworkers are watching from the windows like,,,,,,,hyungwon??? has a dorky side???? that boy with his perfect face is actually………..cute????
  • and yes yes he is he’s esp cute when he hasn’t had his morning coffee and keeps falling asleep with his head in the crook of your neck
  • and when he talks against your collar it tickles and you have to try and wake him up and he refuses until you literally get him his iced americano and put the straw to his lips
  • hyungwon once tells you that one of the prettiest words he’s ever heard in the language is actually your name and you get all blushy like what no,,,,and he’s like “im a linguistics major, trust me when i say your name is just so pleasent to say…”
  • and whenever he gets out-of-nowhere romantic like that you fret and say a corny joke but hyungwon just pulls you over so you’re ontop of him and gives you those slow kisses of his
  • and you wanna be like hEY but ……… he always smells good and his lips are always so soft how would you even say no
  • hyungwon and you go shopping together and you’re like watching him pick good outfit after good outfit and you’re like ….how….does he do it
  • like you pick something and hyungwon’s like shaking his head
  • and soon enough he’s shopping for you
  • but it’s worth it because when he picks something out and yall go out on a date to like a bookstore or a new art exhibit everyone does a double take because you two look GOOD
  • power couple amiright 
  • people always ask how it feels to be dating a male model and you’re like he’s not,,,,,but,,,,,,you’re right he should be
  • that and you also can’t help but laugh because these people think hyungwon is so chic and cool when last night you literally wheeled him around in one of those grocery carts in the parking lot of the school
  • it was funny because his long legs hung out of the cart and you were sure they were gonna touch the floor at some point
  • but that corny, playful side is just for you and hyungwons close friends
  • there’s a time where hyungwon starts refreshing his memory for a big german test he’s going to have and he’s going over the words for the body, like the translations 
  • and he pulls you by the wrist and points to your eyes and then nose and then lips and he’s reading them off in german but somehow………
  • his mouth trails over the curve of your neck and he starts whispering the words against your skin
  • and like im not saying that you guys are alone in his dorm, wonho’s gone on one of his study abroads, the windows are dark and it’s raining ever so slightly outside and hyungwon’s big warm hands work their way up your shirt
  • and no way am i saying that he lifts you up to sit on his hips and before you know it he isn’t speaking in german or korean or whatever he’s just listening to the sounds you’re making and yeah
  • you all know where im totally going with this ok
  • waking up in the morning and helping hyungwon find his glasses, sitting up in the sheets with him and brushing his bangs from his face, kissing his pretty more puffy than ever lips ^^
  • sometimes you’ll sit in between his legs and the two of you will look at those old photos from the past and embarrassingly confess that you guys have been into each other for way longer than expected
  • and hyungwon might bring up that time where he felt really bad about not asking you to prom
  • and you’ll tell him how sad you were when you guys got split up for different math classes that one year
  • and then you’ll laugh about it because you’re here with each other now
  • hyungwon makes you join nap club and when you’re like “what do we do?” when you show up in the room to find all the tables moved to the sides and a bunch of blankets and pillows on the floor
  • hyungwon just wraps you up in a hug, pulls a blanket over you two and he’s like “we. Nap.”
  • every time you guys walk past kihyun he does the finger guns at you and you’re literally like hyungwon hold me back i want to fight him 
  • reading your paper outloud to hyungwon after you guys make out and order pizza and he offers critique and you wanna be like gOd why is he so smart and always right but you just settle for rolling your eyes and hyungwon grins because he’s like “ill take that as a you agree that im right” and you’re like dont make me shove this slice of pizza in your mouth
  • one night as you’re falling asleep in hyungwon’s arms, he says “du bist die wichtigste Person für mich auf der ganzen Welt”
  • in the morning you try to memorize it and put it into google translate but it doesn’t work, instead you find someone else whose taking german and they’re like “oh! it means you’re the most important person to me in the world”

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ok so you guys remember i recommend to you Old stories new discoveries by @the-mystical-wolf, right?

Which remind you, if a fic about the whole class of Miraculous watching the show.

So now it’s in Copycat and has the best scene ever im just so losing myself because of this scene:

Ladybug: Hm… [approaches Imposteur, face to face with him] You didn’t tell him about us, I hope…

“Okay, no, wait,” Nino managed to get the remote, pausing the episode. “Marinette, I know you asked to stop, but this is too good of an opportunity to pass.”

The class turned to look at him, confused. Nino chuckled.

“Alright, so, Ladybug is face to face to the akuma now, right?” he gained a collective nod. Rewinding only a few seconds, he paused again, showing the position the three were: Chat on the floor, Imposteur sitting on his stomach while Ladybug is crouched right in front of them. “So if Chat Noir is still lying there the whole time, when Ladybug moves closer…

“What exactly was his view the whole time?”

Nino looked around, and as understanding slowly settled onto his friends’ faces, he had to bite his lower lip to hold back a laugh.

It did not help that both Marinette and Adrien resembled two perfect tomatoes at the moment.

IM SORRY I WAS ALMOST OUT OF MY SEAT RIGHT HERE

THAT WAS SO FUNNY NINO, YOU SMARTASS

GO READ THIS FIC IS SO GOOD

NEXT ONE IS DARKCUPID IM SO EXCITED FOR THAT ONE

You think this is funny? (Jooheon) SMUT

Originally posted by kihqun

Request:  OMG okay so I have seen this video, not sure where it came from or what, but I assumed it was just going to be another normal video of jooheon rapping… nope I was wrong. He GROWLED at the end like very sexual, very angry sounding, extremely hot growl and I can’t handle this. I want jooheon fucking the shit out of me and growling goddamnit I can’t take this. So you, amazing writer who fulfills all our dreams and I know is jooheon biased like myself, would you mind writing something like that <3

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I’m Not Jealous...(Hayes Grier Fight)

REQUESTED

Hi love. Can I have a Hayes Grier imagine where Nates younger brother ( stew ) comes to digitour and he continuously flirts with me and Hayes gets jealous.

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“Y/N! Stew is here!”

“Coming!”

I threw my hair up in a ponytail and prepared to meet this kid. 

By kid I meant Stew Maloley, and let me tell you, I was beyond excited. 

I was currently on Digitour with my boyfriend Hayes. Hayes and I have been dating for about 8 months and I couldn’t have been happier. He decided that he couldn’t bear to stay away from me for 8 months and asked me to accompany him. The feelings were mutual, although it’s not like Hayes and I don’t have a strong enough relationship where we can’t be away from each other for 8 months. Because we can and we do have a strong enough relationship to do so.

We just don’t want to.

I will admit Hayes and I did have our couple moments, in which the other people on tour would groan at our PDA. But we didn’t care. All that mattered was that we were together, and happy. 

Today, Stew, the younger brother of one of the guys that’s also here on tour, Nate Maloley, was coming to accompany his brother on tour as well. I’ve never met Stew in person before but i’ve spoken to him through social media. 

I made a video with Hayes on his snapchat of me putting him in check with my sassiness and the other boys decided to make fun of him on social media. Stew just so happened to join in on the fun and commended me for my sass. From that point on, we’ve been like internet besties, until now.

Hayes knew about my newfound friendship with Stew and he didn’t mind it all. At least that’s what he told me. Hayes is the jealous type and has no problem confronting the sitution if it gets to be a bit too much for him. Yeah…we’re not having that today, I hope.

I walked into the living room to see Hayes standing there with Stew, talking and laughing.

“Hey guys.” I said as I walked towards them.

“Hey ba-”

“Y/N!!!!!!!!!!!” Stew shouted, interrupting Hayes.

I laughed as he came over, giving me a giant bear hug. His arms wrapped around my waist, mine around his neck, as he picked me up and spun me around. He placed a light kiss on my cheek, causing me to giggle. 

“Wow, you’re even more adorable in real life.” he complimented, his hands still on my waist.

“Aw thanks.” I said smiling wide. I pulled away from Stew’s embrace to look around for Hayes. He was sitting on the couch on his phone. 

“Hey, have you talked to the other guys?” I asked Stew.

“Yeah,” he replied, “They’re all busy though so I thought i’d come bug you.”

“Great.” I said, the sarcasm dripping from my voice caused Stew to playfully roll his eyes. I shook my head at him and walked over to Hayes.

“I want Starbucks, wanna go?” Hayes looked up at me and shrugged his shoulders, giving his attention back to his phone. 

“I DO.” Stew yelled.

I looked behind me to see him grinning widely with puppy eyes. I smiled at him and gave him a head nod.

“Alright, well. I’m gonna go with Stew to Starbucks then. If you change your mind, you know where to find us.” I said looking at Hayes.

“I didn’t say I wasn’t going.” He spoke.

“Well you didn’t exactly say you were going either so.” 

Hayes just looked at me.

I sighed and motioned for Stew to follow me and head out the door. We walked out, Stew locking the door with the room key I gave him and followed me down the hall.

“Is he okay?” he questioned.

“To be completely honest, I don’t know.” I replied.

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“Hi, welcome to Starbucks, what can I get you today?” The barista questioned.

“Hello, i’d like a vanilla bean frap.” I said.

“What size would you like that in?”

“Venti.”

“Alright, anything else?” She asked looking over at Stew, who had his arm wrapped around my shoulder.

“Yeah, can I get a caramel macchiato? Grande.” he asked.

“Sure thing. Anything else, or is that all?”

“That’s all.” Stew replied. I looked up at him, knowing what he was about to do.

“Stew.” I said grabbing his attention. “I’m paying for my drink, you know that right?”

Stew smiled at me and looked back up at the barista.

“Your total will be $9.40.”

Before I could get my wallet out, he pulled me into his chest and whipped out his Starbucks card, handing it to the barista. She handed him back his card after she swiped it and he thanked her.

He led me over to a cozy booth where he allowed me to sit and he sat opposite me in the seat facing the door. He looked at me and smiled. 

“You didn’t have to do that.” I said giving him a pouty face in return.

“I wanted to.” Stew said shrugging.

“Ugh.”

“Shutup and thank me.” He demanded playfully.

“Alright alright, thank you for paying for my drink.” I said.

“Only for you.” 

I smiled and placed my hands on the table. Stew placed his hands on top of mine. I slipped mine from under his and placed them on top of his. He repeated my actions, as well as I, repeating my actions as well.

Our little game went on until I just let him win and allowed his hands to rest on top of mine. My hands were a little cold after all. Stew smirked at my forfeit and I rolled my eyes.

His smirk then turned into a small smile.

“What you smiling at?” I questioned, smiling a bit myself. 

Stew lightly shook his head. “Nothing. I’m just glad I finally got to meet you.”

“Aw same.” I replied.

Stew and I sat in the Starbucks talking and sipping on our drinks for what felt like hours, and I think it really was because we noticed it had started getting dark. It felt great to get out and just chill. Especially with someone I had been dying to meet only forever. Stew and I got along really well and he was fairly easy to talk to. I think i’m going to enjoy having him here.

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Stew and I entered the hotel room to find Hayes still sitting in the same spot we’d left him in. I looked over at him and he was staring at the both of us. An unreadable expression plastered upon his face.

He got up and walked into his room. He bumped his shoulder into Stew’s causing him to lose his balance, and he gave me an ice cold glare while he walked past me.

I bent down to see if Stew was alright.

“Hayes, what the hell is your problem?” I practically screamed.

“Seriously.” Stew added.

“We need to talk.” Hayes said looking at me.

“Answer my question first.”

“I’ll answer it, if you come talk to me.”

I looked over at Stew.

“Go ‘head. I’m fine.” He said.

I nodded my head and got up, following Hayes into his room. He shut the door behind me. I sat in a chair that was horizontal to his bed. He sat on his bed to face me.

“What?” I asked.

“You know what my problem is?”

“No, but i’d like to know.” I replied.

“You’re allowing Stew to flirt with you.”

I stared at him wide-eyed. “Are you serious? Stew’s not flirting with me, he’s just being friendly.”

“Friendly my ass. Did you not notice the way he hugged you when he saw you? His hands were where my hands should be. Not his. Not to mention the whole ‘you’re more adorable in real life’ thing.”

“Hayes, it’s not that serious.” 

“It is that serious.”

“You’re overreacting. It was a hug. Okay so his arms were around my waist when he hugged me, so what? And so what if he calls me adorable, that’s his opinion. He finds me adorable. I assure you he wasn’t doing that to be flirty or anything.”

“Oh yeah?” Hayes started, “Then what was that at the Starbucks?”

“What are you talking about, Hayes?” I questioned sighing, wanting this conversation to be over.

“First you chose him over me, then you get there and his arm is around you and you guys are holding hands at the table or whatever.”

“We’re friends Hayes. He’s allowed to do that. And it was around my shoulders, not my waist or anywhere else. What, you don’t know your body parts now? By the way we weren’t holding hands, we were playing a game at first and my hands were cold so I let him put his hands-wait, how do you even know what we did at Starbucks? Didn’t you stay here?”

Hayes got quiet. He sat there avoiding eye contact with me. 

“Oh my gosh,” I started, “Did you follow us and then spy on us?”

Hayes remained quiet.

“So you don’t trust me enough to go out with one of my guy friends to the point where you have to spy on me? Hayes if you really didn’t feel comfortable, I asked you if you wanted to go.”

“I know.”

“Hm, jealousy I see.” I teased.

“I’m not jealous.” Hayes fired back.

“Then why didn’t you go with us?’

Hayes just shrugged. “I was upset about the whole hug thing.”

I chuckled a bit. 

“This isn’t funny Y/N. Here comes this so called ‘internet bestie’ of yours flirting with you and you don’t see it at all. Now you’re mad at me because I see it and im confronting you about it.”

“It is funny, because jealousy and this is dumb. Stew wasn’t flirting with me Hayes and he’s not trying to steal you from me.”

Suddenly the door bust open and Stew came strolling in. He walked over and took his place standing next to me and facing Hayes.

“Sorry to barge in on your conversation,” He said, “ But I just have something to say.”

Hayes and I looked up at him giving him our attention.

“Hayes, i’m not trying to take Y/N from you, alright? I apologize if there was a misconception. I was just really excited to meet her, and get to know her a bit more outside of social media and texting and stuff.” He explained.

“All the stuff you mentioned me doing, that’s just how I show love. Ask any of my other girl friends back home. Y/N’s a really chill person and I enjoy having her as a friend.” 

“See Hayes, I told youuuuuuuuuu.” I teased walking over to him and messing up his hair.

“Alright, i’m sorry for all my accusations and not trusting you. I’m just really protective over you. I care about you a lot and I don’t want anyone to take you from me or try to at least.” He explained.

“Awwwwww.” I said turning his head and giving him a kiss.

“Ew.” Stew said.

“Oh hush.” I commanded.

“Haha. So no hard feelings Hayes?” he questioned.

“Nah it’s alright.”

“Cool.”

“Um i’m hungry.” I said.

“Room service?” Hayes questioned.

“Yas.”

Hayes called for room service and heard a male’s voice. 

“Hey Hayes, don’t get jelalous of the guy that delivers our food either.” I teased causing Hayes to glare and Stew and I to burst into a fit of giggles.


A/N: Hehehehehehehheehhehe. Lmao i’m so sorry. Anywayssssss, special thanks to the anon who requested. And thanks to all of you lovelies who read. I hope you enjoyed this! Love ya! ~Y

anonymous asked:

I once wore a thin piece of clothing to school just to flaunt it at my tc. I bent down so he could see my entire cleavage ( I am big chested) and he did. Instead of getting what I did it for, he told me to pull it up with a disgusted look on his face.

bruh im so sorry for laughing 😂 but this is funny (but pls dont ever seduce your tc, you’re making him uncomfortable, don’t be that overly obsessed weird girl, srsly tho like no tf, know your boundaries)

Slowing down - Peter Maximoff x Reader

warning:  fluff, compassionate pete, tragic backstory

summary: You make quite the impression on Peter the first time you meet. It’s no surprise you’ve never crossed paths before since the Professor rarely leaves your side ever since he took you in all those years ago, despite being a non-mutant. Pete learning about your painful past in no way lessens his affection for you. 

word count: 927

authors note: if it turns out you guys like this one, I’ll gladly elaborate on the sad backstory.

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It was a pleasantly warm Monday afternoon. You had just finished your last class for the day and were now enjoying a nice cup of mint tea. Sitting in the favourite corner of the school’s library you were glancing over the edge of your all time favourite book “Me Before You”. Of course you’d never admit that if somebody asked. But somehow you could relate. 

You were watching all the other kids show off their mutant powers to their friends. Obviously there was a time were it bothered you to not have any yourself. To be the boring kid who stuck out. To be - normal. Gladly, it seemed to no longer concern you. 

You were about to read your favourite line of that book “You’ve only got one life, it’s actually your duty to-” when you heard a brisk woosh. A few seconds passed until you noticed that something had knocked the book off your lap. A bit puzzled you prepared yourself to pick it up, but as abrupt as it fell down it was back in your lap again. Leaning up again you felt someone sitting beside yo- “Hi, I’m Peter”. Your head snapped back rapidly. A bit startled you responded with a soft “Im (Y/N)- Im sorry I just dropped-” which was immediately interrupted with a gentle smirk and a “Oh no, I’m afraid I am completely at fault here.” For the first time you truly looked at this guy who was now sat next to you. You began to observe his looks. He had silver hair, and goggles on the top of his head which pushed his hair back ridiculously. The pure sight of it made you chuckle. “Whats so funny?” he grinned. You immediately felt blood rush to your face so you turned your head away letting out a shy “..your hair”. He turned his head to look into the window realising he did in fact look ridiculous. You both burst out in laughter and continued to talk for a couple more minutes. However, your banter was bluntly interrupted by the Professor calling for you across the hallway. Knowing Charles wouldn’t call again, you leaned over letting out a soft groan. There was no denying that your body still hadn’t healed properly even after all these years. And perhaps it never would. But you’ve come to terms with it. You eventually managed to grab your walking cane from behind you and used it to stand up. Looking down at him once again you decided to ignore the look he was now giving you. It was the same look everyone else gives you when they first understand your situation. Confusion. Shock. Pity.  A simple “it was nice meeting you” ended your chat. You smiled as you walked away. Slowly.


Over the next few weeks you and Peter spent quite a fair amount of time together. There was something about spending time with him. You were happy. He often took you to the movies, which obviously was a bit of a pain to do yourself. But with this extraordinarily fast guy, nothing seemed impossible. Of course the feeling was mutual. Pete was simply mesmerised by you. All his life he was used to being the quickest. Always everywhere. Rarely stopping. Never slowing down. But with you - You showed him a completely new world. And he loved it. He loved watching you walk slowly in front of him. He loved not speeding for once in his life. To be fair on the other hand he also loved carrying you. Taking you anywhere you fancied, at a speed you could never have imagined. 


Despite all the time you have spent together you never talked about your past. You never told him and he never asked, feeling it might make you uncomfortable talking about it. It wasn’t like he ignored the scars on your stomach and your leg. Quite the opposite actually, he kissed and caressed them every night. Always making sure you felt loved and safe.


One dull evening you felt slightly unwell so you went to bed early. Pete kissed you goodnight and left your room. Walking down the hallway he became conscious of the fact that he was walking. He wasn’t running. It was an unusual feeling. Which was soon to be interrupted by the Professor showing up in the door frame. Charles gave him a sign to follow him into his office. The silence was making Pete anxious. Finally, the Professor broke the silence by telling him how much you meant to him and how hard it has been for him to see you grow up so fast. Quite frankly, he didn’t tell Pete anything he hadn’t known already. It wasn’t like he didn’t notice Charles constantly having an eye on you. But what he was about to tell him -actually to be precise- to show him, was beyond Pete’s imagination. 

Charles slowly placed his fingers on his forehead showing Peter some memories of your past he had taken from you, because they were simply too painful. One after the other Pete witnessed how you got all those scars. He felt a small portion of the pain you had went through. All of a sudden he snapped out of the memories as he got to a point where he couldn’t bear them anymore. 

With a single tear rolling down Charles’ cheek he said “I’ve always been very protective of (Y/N). I wasn’t there for her before and I never want her to get hurt again. Now you know why.”

Ice Cream Date (JB)

request:  heard you needed more requests? Ok so how about a scenario where your boyfriend jb convinces you to go get your ears pierced together and then a fluffy ice cream date after???

genre: fluff 

word count: 766

synopsis: you and jaebum get your ears pierced then go out for ice cream.

author’s note: thank you for requesting honey!! also i hope i do this request justice because i know very, very little about getting piercings done in a shop. all nine of my ear piercings were done at home (which i don’t recommend unless the person doing it knows what they’re doing and how to care for a new piercing). i hope you enjoy nonetheless!!

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You tried to distract yourself from the tightening in your chest, flipping through books, listening to music, writing random, aimless things on paper, but nothing was working and you felt a bolt of frustration rush through you.

You puffed out a breath of air and slumped your shoulders. You stood up and started shuffling to the comfort of you bed, dragging your feet and going slow.

The sound of clicking from the window halted you, and you turned your body to the curtain-covered window at the end of the hallway. Wade’s red and black masked face popped up through the curtains and you felt a light gust of wind coming through the window. You forced a smile.

He opened his mouth to speak but quickly snapped it shut when he saw your tight smile and slumped shoulders.

“Hey, Wade,” you forced out, voice trembling and throat painfully tight. Your breath hitched and tears swelled in your eyes. Your facade just seemed to have… broke. Wade quickly clambered in through the rest of the window and flopped on the ground but scrambled up onto his legs, moving to you. 

His strong arms wrapped around you and you sniffed, burying you face into his chest. “Pancakes?” he questioned like a little child. 

“I’ve sent in my application like a million times! They keep rejecting me! ‘You don’t act like an Avenger’ or ‘Avengers don’t steal ice cream from people’ well that was one time!”

Your giggle prompted him to grin and reach his scarred hand to your waist and ghost the skin there. You yelped and tried to wiggle away. 

“No!” you laughed. His hands tickled the soft flesh of your stomach and he laughed along with you. His lips landed on your neck and he peppered kisses anywhere he could. 

“You’re so beautiful, you know that?” you blushed and looked at the wall so you wouldn’t see his piercing blue eyes looking at you in admiration. His calloused fingers gripped your chin lightly and he made you look at him. 

You smiled and leaned your face up to kiss his nose softly. “You’re beautiful too,”

HARRY STYLES (Birthday) EVERYTHING...(Kinda) MASTERPOST

SOOOOO if that didnt kill you then lets keep going!

now we just have in general sense…

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING HARRY?!?!?!?

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I could do MILLIONS of WTF ARE YOU DOING HARRY, literally the boy is so weird, gotta love him though!

now we have him being just the nicest princess! HE IS SO NICE!!

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Right i forgot about the ceritan bocor! Sorry! How about 11? Im sure his reaction would be pretty funny!

“(Y/N)?”

“Yeah, Doctor?” You looked up from your phone to see the Doctor analyzing you from the other side of the console. He looked really unsure of… something.

“What is it? What’s wrong?” you asked worriedly, afraid he was about to tell you you had some sort of weird space-disease or something. He came closer to you, right in your face, actually.

“There’s something wrong, something very, very wrong, something about you, I can’t put my finger on it, something just seems wrong.”

“What–”

“No, don’t worry, (Y/N), I’ll figure it out, it may take time but I’ll do it, I’ll figure it out and what’s that in your nose?”

The sudden question caught you off-guard. “What, a booger or something?” you said, reaching up to your nose.

“That. That right there that you’ve just brushed your hand against.” The leaned in ever closer to your face, trying to get a better look at it. He paused and backed up a bit before asking, “Have you gone fishing?”

The seriousness was dissipating from the situation as the Doctor, who was still on edge, seemed to be calming down.

“Fishing?” you replied, more confused than scared now.

“Yes, fishing, you know, with the stick and the line and the little wiggly bit at the end, you know, fishing…” he mimed a fishing motion and trailed off, waiting for you to respond.

“……No, why?” you answered slowly.

“Well, (Y/N), I don’t want to alarm you, but I’m afraid you may have a small fishing hook stuck in your nose. Not like one I’ve ever seen, mind you but… why are you laughing?”

You could barely compose yourself. “No, Doctor, it’s fine, it’s just a nose-ring.”

“Nose ring? A nose ring? A ring? A ring in your nose? Oh, is that what’s in style these days? Eh? You kids with bits of metal in your breathing apparatus…”

The Doctor walked back to the console, going on about your ring and you were still laughing. You knew he was only rambling because he was embarrassed he didn’t guess it off the bat.

You guys talked about it later, and it turns out the Doctor liked it. From then on, he constantly bugged you about which rings you wore with what outfit. And honestly, you couldn’t think of what would have been a better way to tell him about your nose ring.

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