im sorry at how bad this is omg

no-its-becky  asked:

i hate how taylor's only liking selfies and posts about 131989% LOVING rep and not letting us swear or say anything mildly bad on the swift life app it's like she's trying to train us wild things to be tame now (sorry im a lil shit and i had to go there)

agreed, AGREED and agreed. I need my full (unfiltered) vocabulary. Omg a thought, did they ONLY block English swearwords omg maybe I can cuss in Korean! 

Here’s my tea. I’ve had The Swift Life for a week now, and it isn’t my favourite thing. Not nearly as addictive as the Kim K game was at the peak of its popularity

emily’s 1000th unpopular opinion night

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[30/01/2017]

🌱Hello everyone🌱

29th was the Lunar New Years day so Happy New Year again!!! :)

I read all your comments & asks. It seems like you guys are having a good time with your favorite tea atm haha 🍵

I wanted to make this spread look like a cute newspaper page so there it is📰

And this is super cringy but a lot of fangirling is going on there lol but hey, I can’t help it you know👼

Thank you for 5K!!!!!!!!
Are you guys serious like OMG 😱😱😱
I’m dying no im already dead
Thankyousoooooooomuch♡♡♡

+)sorry for reposting this just realized how bad the photo looked lol

arins-butt  asked:

I need tips on how to draw a mer-tail because I wanna draw siren!danny SO bad but I don't wanna fuck it up

Hey man this is a shit ass tutorial but like I hoped this helped??? lmao

note: just use references my dude, its always better to physically see what youre trying to recreate.

ALSO when i say that the “legs still exist” i mean that you gotta imagine its just someone wearing a fake mermaid tail?? its like hella confusing to put into words, sorry omg

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Matt:you hit that door frame really hard.

Edd:*groan*

shit. is it bad? how bad is it?

Matt:*whistle*

mate, that is going to LEAVE a MARK!!

Eduardo: EDD.

Mark: YOU,RE LEAVING ME?!

Eduardo:WHAT?

Matt: wHAT?! NO! I never said-

Edd: (OMFG WHAT??!!)

*snort*OMG

Matt:Don’t worry babe!!! Just telling Edd his face looks like shit!

Edd: *GASP*?!

Can I view __ as trans/__sexual/me/kin?

I’ve got a lot of these questions over the past several months and I honestly forgot to reply to them ;;; Here’s my answer;

Literally do whatever you want. How you view one/many of my character(s) does not affect me at all.

If you see Emilio as a trans boy because you can relate to his horrible relationship he had with Trent better, then do it. If you see Lucas as heterosexual cause you love him, then do it. If you think of yourself as squid-kin(?? idk if thats right lol), then do it. As long as you don’t force those views on me for them to be canon, think whatever the hell you want.

Though I appreciate the amount of respect you give to an artist for asking (I know it’s been a huge deal with artists lately about “me/kin”), but you shouldn’t have to ask me what to think. That’s just my opinion though! 

I don’t understand artists who highly disapprove others tagging “me/kin”, but it doesn’t mean I don’t respect them. So, don’t push my opinion on another artists please.

Victuuri and injuries
  • Viktor: [scrapes knee somehow]
  • Yuuri: are you ok babe?
  • Viktor: I'm-
  • Yuuri: OMG BABE IM SO SORRY I DONT KNOW WHAT I DOD WRONG OH NO IM SUCH A BAD HUSBAND PLEASE FORGIVE ME I PROMISE I CAN DO BETTER PLEASE DONT DIVORCE ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
  • Viktor: -fine
Hyung Line+Mark's reaction to their s/o taking care of Nct Dream

Request: Hi~ Can i request a hyung line + Mark reaction to their crush/gf being motherly(taking care of) the Dream members? Thanks♡

A/N: i sincerely apologise that this is so bad, it’s 2:23am here and im half awake while typing this im sorry omg

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Taeil:

Finds it cute and loves it actually. The dream members would always go to you if they needed help and advice, and Taeil found it amazing how much you love and care you give to them, despite only being older than them by a few years.

Would probably also smile to himself a lot because of this, and thanks to you, he managed to get closer to the dream members.

Originally posted by neoculturedaily

Hansol:

Would be confused at first as to why you treated them like small kids, from taking care of what they eat to watching out for them-you were never like that to him. But as time goes by he slowly start to realised that you truly care for them, which he loves a lot, since you love both him and his fellow members.

Would also help you in taking care of the members, being your “camera” when you’re not physically there with them, updating you on how they’re doing.

Originally posted by for-hansol

Johnny:

Smiles a lot!! As someone who loves taking care of others too, he found it cute how you’d always panic and get flustered when you realise that the dream members were not getting enough sleep, acting as if you’re their real mother. If he’s free, he’d also spend more time with you and the dream members, and would also give them advice when needed.

“You’d be such a good mother babe”

“Cut it out, don’t start this again-”

“I can’t wait to see you be a mother to our child *smirks*”

Originally posted by chokemewinwin

Taeyong:

The official parents of the group!! Probably the number one person the dream members go to when they need help and advice, as they trust that you’re able to give them good advice. Taeyong loves it a lot and joins you very often in taking care of them, making sure that they’re always prepared and ready for performances and stages.

He loves it that you share the same motherly feelings he has for the dream members, and he loves that you’re always trying to make them happy-which makes him love you even more as a person.

Originally posted by taeyongsolo

Yuta:

Gets really jealous that you tend to focus more of your attention to them instead of them, and would start becoming even morw clingy and whiny. He even lied to you once and said that the dream members were not free so he could spend the whole day with you.

But although he doesn’t show it, he loves it that you’re helping to take care of the younger members, and often thanks you because of that. Like Johnny, he’s probably also tease you about being a good mom, and how much he cant wait to see you be one.

Originally posted by nakamotens

Kun:

Smiles everytime he sees you buy gifts for the dream members, and also offering help when they need to. Often showers you with hugs and kisses because he’s thankful towards you, and would always organise outings and meetups with you and the dream members so y'all can go out together.

This angel would also volunteer to treat the members to food every single time, and also buy them things that they want, all thanks to you for influencing him.

Originally posted by pourup

Doyoung:

Another mom of the group- the dream members would always get a nagging and talk from the both of you, as y'all tend to be very protective over them. At first when Doyoung saw you having a long chat with them, he found it cute how serious you looked and had a motherly smile towards the boys. From then on, he also often goes to you to discuss about things regarding the dream members, asking for your opinions and thoughts.

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

Ten:

Stares at you with his eyebrows raised and mouth open because he’s just fascinated by how you take care of the dream members, and loves how you always seem very sincere and serious when giving them advice. Would probably compliment you a lot to the dream members, sharing cute stories the both of you have.

Teases you about not giving him as much love as you give the boys, but hugs and kiss you at the end because he knows that your love for him is even more.

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

Jaehyun:

Smiles and laughs to himself a lot because of this. He finds it amazing how you’re always looking out for them more than he is, and is grateful that you care for them that much. When he’s free though, he cooks for both the dream members and you.

Also good at giving advice to the boys, and helps them out when needed to. Probably saved your contact name as “dream team’s fav noona” and made the boys change his in their phone to “dream team’s fav hyung” so y'all can match.

Originally posted by shutupxiumin

WinWin:

Doesn’t say or do much because you also baby him a lot, just lesser than you do to the dream members. As you often ask him to teach you Chinese so you can interact well with Chenle, he joins in the conversation a lot and probably compliments you a lot in front of the chinaline, “她很漂亮” (she’s very beautiful)

But is also always there for the boys too, and often also goes to you for advice regarding them. Loves you a lot for always putting in time and effort to spend time with the boys when he has other schedules, and often makes it up to you by treating you to food.

Originally posted by ouchwinwin

Mark:

Likes it when you help take care of the other members, because they can get too out of hand sometimes. As you often ask him to rest while you entertain the other boys, he feels bad and repays you by writing you songs and buying you things you like.

The younger members always tease the both of you and he’s always very shy about it, as he tries to ask the boys to stop. The both of you also give the members advice when they need to, and y'all are the ones who encourage them when they’re tired.

Originally posted by monoka

partners [george weasley]

request:  15 & 32 for george weasley? ( not even sure if you write for him but dang, i think your writing is really good and i’m curious on how you’d write for other characters. thank you. 😉 x ) - @bookthrills

word count: ~2200 (i totally lied about the 1500 word limit omg HOW did i go 700 words over my budget)

a/n: so basically i’m a terrible human being and HAD to write this before ANYTHING ELSE. i have so many requests atm AND I LOVE YALL FOR IT IM JUST SO OVERWHELMED so sorry if there’s a delay in ur request im trying my best!!! also this took so long bc im a bad influence and partied after finals. it got bad. ANYWAY I LOVE U AND THANK U SO MUCH @bookthrills UR A GR8 WRITER go check out her blog she rocks my socks

15: “can i kiss you?”

32: do u like me? check yes or no

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Love and Peace, as requested by @camelliam

Wow This Is Gay

@trashy-potatos asked: Hey! I was just wondering, could you write some boyf riends fluff please?? I’m not in the best place rn and I just need a ton of fluff and like,,,,your just really awesome at writing fluff. Yeah your just awesome.

BEAR OMG OF COURSE IM SORRY YOURE SAD AND THAT THIS TOOK SO LONG I WAS SCREWING AROUND WITH MY NEW PHONE


After the whole SQUIP incident, Michael and Jeremy had found themselves complimenting each other a lot more. Maybe it was because they’re feelings for each other were more obvious than ever, or maybe it was because they both realized how bad the others insecurities were. Either way they’d randomly tell each other how amazing the other was, and would get into full on compliment battles.

And that’s where they were now. They were walking in the hallway and Jeremy had tripped over a lose tile, Michael chuckled “you even make tripping adorable”

“Dude but you literally make everything adorable!”

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Body Positivity; Haechan

Request: Omg your body positivity posts are so cute!! Could you do one for Haechan please?? Thank you! ^-^

A/N: I feel like this is so bad oh my im sorry if it is ;-;

  • guess who’s back after 5 days of hectic school activities
  • i apologise for being able to write and post up requests i’ve been so tired the past few days
  • so im back again with this sunshine’s post!!
  • and have i ever mentioned how i love writing body positivity posts
  • let’s start

  • some might think he’s very straightforward and insensitive from the way he teases you

  • but you and him both know he’s actually the softest and most considerate person ever
  • he’d never say or do things that’d hurt you or your feelings
  • when he teases you it’s because he wants you to feel better
  • but when he realised that his teasings might actually be the cause of your low self confidence he stopped right away
  • and he apologises to you a lot because of that
  • and you assure him that it’s not his fault because not even a single part of you blames him
  • i mean, how could you??
  • super affectionate towards you
  • whenever he notices you’re sad or overthinking he’d hug you
  • really really slowly and quietly as he rests his forehead on yours
  • he’d give you his angelic smile
  • and wow, it never fails to make you feel better
  • would not hesitate to get rid of anything or anyone who’s causing you to be insecure
  • spreads positive vibes to you every second if he can
  • shows you off A LOT
  • “look at my baby, SHE’S SO PRETTY”
  • “HYUNG isn’t Y/N beautiful?????? woah”
  • “i’ve been blessed idk what i did to deserve someone like you”
  • makes jokes to make you laugh
  • and every single time he sees you feeling bad about yourself again
  • he’d get all energetic and caring
  • “let’s go to the park, let’s go take a walk!!!”
  • “does my babe need some of my dancing to cheer her up”
  • and then he proceeds to make silly dances which instantly cheers you up
  • if your insecurities get really serious though,
  • he’d spend hours trying to tell you that you’re beautiful,
  • and he’d compliment you and shower you with sweet words until you’re finally confident again
  • he loves giving you hugs
  • especially in public because people can see how much he loves you
  • and that he isn’t afraid of showing off his love to you because it’s just SO much in him
  • probably doesn’t care about his own image when it comes to making you feel confident
  • like that one time you were too scared to wear a dress out, he even suggested wearing it with you so as to divert people’s attention from you to him
  • cutie
  • he’d do anything to see you smile!!
  • because you’re his source of happiness too
  • no negative thoughts under haechan’s care
  • he loves you for who you are and nothing can change that

    Originally posted by taeiloves

supportive-bird  asked:

hello!! im sorry you had a nightmare, i know how that feels;;; but, deh hcs!! i have this dumb hc that jared harbours a top secret love for sweet mushy kids shows like winnie the pooh and sesame street and watches them when hes in a bad mood and one day Connor or one of the other kids finds out and then that one meme like "go ahead and tell,, no one will believe you" happens and its jus t cute and funny gdshkefqebf idk,,

omg i love this so much <3

College!AU Hongbin

find leo (here), ravi (here) & hakyeon (here

  • major: art history 
  • minor: painting 
  • sports: basketball team 
  • clubs: sculpting club, gardening club 
  • always running into class late with his hair a mess and his glasses on crooked and sketches falling out of his bag but it’s ok because somehow he manages to make the whole look very cute 
  • takes meticulous notes and carries around a huge binder with post-its of all colors and shapes sticking out of it and people are always like ?? how do you manage to find anything in that monster and hongbin just laughs nervously like haHah i ,,, uh,,, have a system hehe
  • loves loves lOVES all the classes he’s taking about art in different parts of the world especially middle eastern art and mediterranean, gets so inspired and enthusiastic talking about the art that sometimes he starts skipping or stuttering over his words and he gets embarrassed because oh no,,, he rambled again
  • prehistoric art is the only class he sometimes manages to fall asleep in but then he keeps himself awake by sketching random students or objects in his drawing pad 
  • joined sculpting club and not painting club because he thought it’d be nice to learn about another kind of art and he likes working with his hands (plus he looks adorable wearing the apron and getting little chunks of clay on his cheeks and it’s just so damn cute and aesthetic gdi hongbin)
  • his first sculpting project was a mug for his mom (: she loved it even though it was slightly misshapen 
  • the only person on the basketball team with an art major and the other dudes tease him for it but then his friend ravi from the soccer team is just like ??? bro art is savage??? and super hard??? so what if you’re not like a chem major or whatever - art is just as important??? bro it’s so cool don’t let it get you down man you’re so talented??? the bromance is strong
  • but anyway you meet hongbin in a painting class that you’re just taking as an elective and you notice he’s so excited like he keeps toying with the brushes before the teacher even starts talking and it’s like really cute,, 
  • and for a couple of weeks you just admire him from afar because like you never have the courage to really ask him anything but then one day 
  • you guys are working on doing like watercolor paintings and you notice that hongbin has a mug with him with some coffee and then he has a cup of water he’s putting the paint into and you’re like oh ok but then …. he reaches for the mug with paint in it and is like bringing it up to his lips and you’re like WA IT 
  • and you like run over and put your hand on his and you’re like !!!!! stop!!!! that’s not something you should drink!!!!
  • and hongbin looks at you with wide eyes like ???? it’s coffee though and you’re shaking your head like no!! it’s paint look!! and he does and his surprised face gets even more shocked and he’s like oh MY g  od i almost drank paint holy moly 
  • and you’re like please be careful,,, paint is probably not good for you and hongbin’s like you’re right i need to be more aware and he chuckles and smiles and oh god you feel your heartbeat get louder because he looks so angelic when he’s laughing and you’re just like u H well ill go back to,,, my painting 
  • and hongbin’s like oh yeah haha sorry but thank you for essentially saving my life haha and he scratches his neck and you’re like oh no it’s nothing haha and you two are just in this awkward flusteredness until the teacher says times up and you’re like well i??? will see you next week
  • and hongbin bows like yeah!!! see you
  • and tbh neither you or hongbin can stop thinking about the other person that whole week
  • like even during basketball practice he’s standing there looking at the hoop and he’s like ,,,,that person was so nice and really pretty and ,,,,,do you think maybe i could keep talking to them/???? no….no…they probably think im a fool for almost drinking paint water…and he probably accidentally gets hit with the ball for daydreaming rofl
  • but basically the next week comes around and you’re like setting up your easel and trying not to think about how cute hongbin’s gonna look when he shows up to class
  • and when he does he’s as Cute as expected and you’re like frick but then suddenly you see him like casually moving his own easel closer to yours and he’s like !! hey,,,,do you remember me?? you saved me from drinking paint water haha
  • and you’re like of course!!! what’s up?? and he’s like oh i was just wondering you know how the teacher was like we need to paint portraits and you’re like mhmm and he’s like weLL is it cool if i paint…you???? iTS Fine if YOU Wanna SaY no Hah ,,, aa,,,,
  • and you start blushing because omg,,no no it’s fine,,,but ??? why me??? and you’re kind of like im not that interesting and hongbin’s like no!!! no you really are and id be honored to paint you and you’re like honored????? and he’s like oops is that too weird to say,,,
  • and god you two are just awkward and blushy but also giggly 
  • and like as you begin to paint you and hongbin talk and everytime you laugh you notice how his eyes curve up and how pretty his mouth looks and you’re like oh god he’s painting me but he’s the real art here
  • and hongbin is probably thinking like im painting them but they’re already art 
  • so cheesy it hurts but moving on
  • and you guys just like get to know each other better and end up laughing at jokes you make or sarcastic comments about how hard painting is and how shit college is and you know everything else
  • and like painting class slowly becomes your favorite because hongbins there and sometimes he comes in with fresh fruit he got from the campus garden because he tells you he’s part of gardening club and you’re like omg how could he get more,,,,,,adorable
  • and you stop hongbin from drinking paint water again,,,,and then again because he really seems to be bad at coordinating his materials like he shows you his backpack once and it’s a mess of notes, drawings, pencils, and snack wrappers and you’re like omg hongbin
  • and before you know it the paintings of portraits are due and you come in excited because hongbin hasn’t let you see the one he’s done of you until now and like when he shows it to you he gets super shy and hides his head in his hands and he’s like im sorry if it’s bad,,,it’s bad isn’t it???
  • and you’re like left in shock because it looks like a photograph and you’re like hongbin,,,,,,,,,how are you so talented it’s so beautiful i wish i could keep it too bad you have to hand it in
  • and hongbin gets all red in the face and ears like it’s not tHAT good and you like hold his face in your hands and you’re like lee hongbin you are an ARTIST it’s so amazing you made me look better than i do 
  • and he smiles because god he’s so relieved you like it but he’s also biting his lip like ,,,, no,,,, i think the real you,,,is much more beautiful,,,,
  • and you’re like beautiful?? in your head and you kind of don’t know what to say and it’s just so soft between you two 
  • and afterclass hongbin finally f I N A  L  L y asks you if you wanna go get something to eat with him sometime and you’re like i would love that!! 
  • and it’s your first date and hongbin comes to pick you up outside your dorm with his hair actually combed and all the paint washed from his fingertips and he compliments your outfit and shakely offers his hand for you to hold and it’s just so pure
  • he takes you to this little italian styled restaurant with murals of the street of italy painted on the walls and like plants and vegetables and spices hanging from everywhere and it’s small but cozy and the food is great and hongbin asks nervously if he can take a photo of you he brought along like a little polaroid camera and you’re like ,,, if you want,,,,
  • and he does and when the photo comes out he’s like you look so cute!! and you’re like t,,thank you!! and you’re like hey if you get a photo of me let me get one of you and you snap one of him being all shy and it’s cute you guys have like matching photos of each other
  • and when hongbin is walking you back to the dorm he pulls something out of his pocket and it’s a folded up piece of paper and when you unfold it it’s like a rough, quick sketch of you and he’s like ,,, i did this in class once when you were just painting,,, i thought you’d like to have it and you’re like omf hongbin
  • and somehow it gives you this spike of courage to lean up and kiss him and hongbin’s eyes go wide but so does his mouth he smiles so much when you pull back and he’s like wow and you’re like ,,,,,,wow is right
  • and ITS SO CUTE like you guys go out on cute dates to cafes or to bookstores to look at the art books or to museums and hongbin is so knowledgable and you learn so much
  • and sometimes you come with him to gardening club and you guys tend to flowers together
  • or sometimes you guys just sit around on the quad while hongbin rests his head in your lap
  • fINALLY you make him sit down and organize his binder and he’s like it’s going to get messy in a week again and you like kiss his nose like that’s fine we can do another organize-hongbins-notes date i dont mind and he’s like i love you so much damn 
  • one day you find out that hongbin actually has a pet bunny in his dorm that he shares with some dude named gongchan and you’re like no way we can’t have animals on campus??? and hongbin’s like i know,,, but gongchan saw him in a store window and now we kind of own him and he’s cute his names thumper and you’re like omg like the disney character and hongbin’s like listen gongchan is corny and you’re like i think it’s you, lee hongbin, who is corny
  • but yes you spend like hours in his dorm playing with the bunny while hongbin gets stuff ready for his art classes or just watches you with this serene smile
  • you and hongbin also both embarrassingly love doing karaoke dates especially when he gets a little tipsy and starts bawling out park hyoshin songs and you’re like Yes  BA by sIN G and he’s just getting way too into it
  • he keeps getting paint on his clothes and so you’re always coming over to make him do laundry and he’s like but the paint stains won’t come out and you’re like with a little scrubbing they will trust me 
  • hongbin bringing you fresh flowers from the campus garden in secret (-: 
  • tbh his best friend ravi made hongbin put a flower emoji next to your name in his phone because he spilled to you that when you’re not around hongbin calls you his rose and you’re like oH and hongbin like slide under the table like f UCK rAVI SH  U S H
  • it’s actually super cute like on the day after his finals were all over and you know he had been stressing about one of his art history finals you like asked gongchan to leave the dorm and you wanted to surprise hongbin with a cake and congratulations for getting through the tests when you walked in on him and he was like
  • laying on his bed without a shirt like on his stomach and like the light from the windows was making patterns on his spine 
  • and he was sleeping just looking serene like ART and you almost dropped the cake from blushing and like you wanted to leave but you put the cake in the kitchen and turned around aND hONG BIN was  TH ERE and youre Like O H my god
  • and he’s like rubbing his eyes sleepily like ,,, you’re here??? and you’re like y,,,eah i wanted to say goodjob on the finals and he steps closer and he’s still not wearing a shirt and god he looks like a greek god sculpture 
  • and suddenly he just takes your wrists in his and pulls you into his arms to hug you and he’s still drowsy with sleep but he’s like nuzzling into your neck like ,,,, stay with me
  • and slowly you like make way back to his bed and you’re losing clothes the whole way there and well
  • hongbin is just a very gentle person and loving and his lips feel as soft as petals against your skin
  • and it’s super romantic after you’re just laying there in a dizzy happiness and he’s like ,,,, oh god we just and you’re like y e a h,,,, and he just hides his face in a pillow 
  • soooooOOOOooo cute
  • you specifically buy him a mug that says “NOT PAINT WATER” on it so you know he’s safe when you’re not around
  • painter hongbin giving you shy kisses on the forehead because he can’t hold your face to kiss you because he’s holding a brush in one hand and the other hand is covered in paint
  • on your birthday he surprises you by giving you the original portrait painting he did of you in the class you two met in and you almost cry and he just gets frazzled like no,, nO this supposed to be romantic and you’re like hongbin
  • and he’s like yes
  • and you like jump into his arms and he’s like OOOhhhh ok you like it good!!!! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIHWmW1eyUg

ummmm Hi so yeah this was actually supposed to be the original valentine’s day picture i mentioned (she says, at the end of fucking april)

there’s three thousand things wrong with it but i spent far too long on it as it is tbh. IT’S SO BAD BUT I CAN’T FUCK WITH IT ANYMORE I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO FINISH SO HERE HAVE THIS TRASH

anyway this song is really cute and spongebob and squidward are really cute so there u go look i even made the TEXT FANCY, INSTEAD OF WRITING IT IN MY UGLY HANDWRITING but i suck at text placement sorry omg

anonymous asked:

omgomgomgomgomg ok so how about "You know, just because I'm dead doesn't mean I don't have feelings." with vampire Brian xx

So much Brian omg yall are really trying to kill me!! My heart is overflowing w love rn.

“You know, just because I’m dead doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings,” Brian pouted as you laughed at him.

“Aren’t you technically undead?” you asked, laughing even harder.

“Aren’t you technically undead Brian? Why don’t you turn into a bat Brian, you’d be cuter that way!” he replied, doing a purposefully horrible imitation of your voice.

Although he was trying to keep up the act, he was starting to show the tiniest hints of a smile growing on his lips. You loved to tease him about the whole vampire thing, but he knew that you were always just kidding.

“In my defense, bats are really cute,” you stated matter-of-factly. “It’s not my fault you don’t have cool bat powers.”

“They’re not powers, they’re abilities! And I can do way cooler stuff than turning into a flying rat!”

Your interest was officially piqued. “Like what?”

Suddenly, he was behind you, tapping on your shoulder. “Well, speed for one.” You grinned and he did the same, flashing his fangs. “Plus these things are kinda cool.”

“What, you mean the death devices in your mouth? The ones thAT ALMOST BIT ME WHEN I TRIED TO FEED YOU ONCE?”

“I SAID I WAS SORRY!”

“SORRY DOESN’T KEEP MY FINGERS FROM GETTING BITTEN OFF, BRIAN.”

He scoffed, and you could see the laughter staring to build up inside him again. “That was only like one time… or maybe three, but honestly, who’s counting?”

You pouted and turned away from him, giving one last attempt to seem upset. But as you felt his arms wrap around your waist, you couldn’t help but smile and lean back into his chest.

“Are you using mind control or something right now? Because suddenly I’m thinking about how much I enjoy your stupid ass,” you sighed, closing your eyes and wrapping his arms tighter around yourself.

“Actually, I think that one’s just my natural charm,” he replied lazily, and you could feel the rumble of his words against his chest.

You hummed in agreement. “Your charms are to die for.”

He groaned loudly, burying his face in your neck. “Really? A pun? Are you serious, y/n?”

“It was a great joke.”

“You’re the joke.”

“Rude,” you shot back easily, pulling out of his arms. “Hey, let’s go home now, I’m getting kind of hungry.”

He nodded. “Just as long as you promise not to tell anymore stupid puns.”

“Deal! But you know, it really sucks that I can’t say any more.”

“Y/N I SWEAR-”

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wow so i made a CAS video of how i make my sims nd like. this took 10 years off my life nd it’s not even GOOD i’m sorry 4 the sh*tty quality nd audio!!!!!!! this is so bad omg i barely say any information!!!! wow i’m sorry this is such a Mess but i hope u enjoy anyways!!!!!! i’ll put this sim up for download later!!

the song i used was secret crates - springtime stroll!!