( PROMPT: We’re making out on the couch when a member of your family - who doesn’t know we’re friends with benefits - walks in and what do you mean I have to be your pretend girlfriend? )
A/N: I’M BACK!! FIRST STORY SINCE MY ARRIVAL IN ROME!! I’ll be posting sneak peeks of my stories, as well as edits and graphics on my Instagram (3rdgymbros), so do follow me there!! Comments and reblogs are appreciated! I love you guys!!
Hands, warm and strong, grip your hips. Peter’s
lips, so firm yet soft, press against yours. His mouth slants against yours,
seeking and ravenous, sucking on your lips and tongue. Moaning, you arch into
him, your fingers tangled in his silky hair.
Now I’m warnin’ ya kiddies, shit’s about to get graphic ( @moho-milk-town-and-power-down ) You know that one fellow popular on tumblr about making two fictional characters fuck eachother, right? Y’all may call her as your ‘bean king’, the one true god ‘Moho’…
but i’m here to say
…she’s not what she tells everyone she is..
See here, Being a detective that I am, I have proven that she is not JUST a furry in disguise… but..
…. a fokin’ Weeb…
EVEN AFTER I, THE WELL KNOWN (notreally) FoX-THE-DOESNT-TWIST-THE-TRUTH, HAVE CONFRONTED HER ABOUT IT AS SHE TRIES TO GO BACK ON THE FACT OF REVEALING WHO SHE REALLY IS
BUT OH NO NO!! It doesn’t stop there kiddies.
she reveals that…
She’s sexually attracted toBarry Bee Benson.. YES! I CAN HEAR YOU GASPING “b-but ивана,, just bc she called a bee daddy doesn’t make her fully attracted to be-” shut your fucking mouth-hole voice in my head,, What if I told you..
She has fully admitted to the illegal crime that is to “fuck bees” *slams paperwork on table* I WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY (single-paw…edly..??) SUE THE BEE-RACE
I have even found visual proof of all of this!!
shE WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA SLEEPING WITH A FUCKING B E E
if this is not enough evidence, you’re blind. WAKE UP AMERICA
What do you mean I’m making this post bc im pissed that my wife cheated on me with a bee// You’re
i’m,, I’m not racist towards bees,, just,,- *starts sobbing* whY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR A BEE, I T-THOUGHT W-WE HAD SOMETHINGGG aaAAAHH
–F-Fuck bees man,, I’m just so
*coughs* SO! Next time on Dramaalert nation™ we’ll have a full on discussion about the 100 reasons why Pent is best daddy-
I had to get up at 6am for a doctors appointment for a new doctor. I need my insomnia meds, penicillin, hormone and pain pills filled. I don’t sleep right, my body doesn’t put itself to sleep thanks to a brain tumor I’ve got. I also have chronic migraines and whacked up hormonal imbalances.
So I left work early last night. Got barely 4-5 hours of sleep. Got to this morning coming off my sleep aids feeling dizzy and nearly throwing up twice. Got all the way up there just to see they are going to be closed. All. Day.
I needed to do this today. Next week I start doubles, open to close at my job. I am skating on thin ice, I need this extra money but I need all of my medications( I take like 5) and now I’m lost as to what to do. Do I request next Friday morning off? That’s my only option it seems. I’m just so distraught.
It’s 7:24 am and I’ve been sobbing and pleading with God for a good half an hour to help me, asking why this is happening. Why am I so sick? What did I do? Why did He do this to me? The answer is to glorify him I know but… right now I don’t know how to.. im in tears, in shambles, there’s nothing good that I can see in this. I’m beyond a breaking point, I’m afraid and I just need God to help me.
man. it was only 5:00pm, and it was already freezing outside. i pulled my jacket tighter around my torso as i began to walk faster towards my small house. as i walked faster, i glanced over at the park i was passing and saw a familiar face. dallas winston, my steady boyfriend. i giggled and ran up to kiss him.
i stopped in my tracks as i saw a blond girl sitting next to him, so close she was almost on his lap.
“baby, that shirt looks hot on you,” i overheard him say.
this blond girl giggled.
“it would be hotter off-” but i cut her off.
“DALLAS FUCKING WINSTON WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING.”
tears started to burn in my eyes but i push them away. my name is y/n, i never cry.
dallas looking straight at me, and at that moment, i knew he was sorry. i knew he knew he screwed up. but i ran. i ran as fast as i could.
“y/n. y/n. y/n! look i didn’t mean it alright? look im sorry alright. HEY LISTEN TO ME.”
he was running too, but i had a clear start as i finally ran into my room and collapsed on my bed. dallas ran in right after me.
that’s when i had enough. i let it all out. i started bawling. i couldnt take it anymore. my mother doesn’t give a shit about me. she would rather have me dead, and the last time i saw my father i was 3 years old. the only person who cared about me, or so i thought was dallas. but i guess i was wrong. i mean, obviously, he’s a guy. he’d screw any girl he could get. which is why i had to be fucking careful. apparently this time i wasn’t careful enough. or maybe this has been going on all along behind my back. i sobbed some more.
“baby please. im so sorry. y/n im so sorry.”
“LOOK DALLAS NO OKAY. I DONT KNOW HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON BUT IM SO ALRIGHT. I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, I THOUGHT WE WERE A THING, I THOUGHT-”
“y/n i swear it was nothing! we were doing nothing okay! stop blowing this way-”
“WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THING YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT DALLAS. DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER? HUH? DID YOU?”
“no. no i didn’t.”
by now, dallas even had tears in his eyes, which shocked the hell out of me.
he continued, “y/n y/l/n, my heart beats for you. only you.”
and without warning, his cool, firm lips pressed fastly onto mine, locking me in a cool embrace. it was rough, and needy, and everything said before was forgotten by this one kiss. the whole world stopped with just me and dallas winston. the kiss got rougher until i broke it.
“baby i love you and only you.”
pairing: im jaebum x reader genre: angst word count: 1k drabble prompt: post-argument + “I just want you to be happy. With or without me.” a/n: this is my first ever drabble and I hope it turned out. Enjoy!
I finally stopped crying about 2 minutes ago but I am already thinking about season 3.
What we learned from season 1 is that Toffee is willing to do almost anything to get to Star. Which includes putting up with Ludo’s whiny butt, as well as KIDNAPPING MARCO.
To Star, Marco is her best friend/love interest and one of the most important people in her life, hell she even has a crush on him and felt so inclined to tell him the truth about her feelings, knowing lying to him would hurt her.
Toffee did it before why not do it again, when Star has no contact with earth anymore, therefore meaning Marco could be taken and no one would know.
IT WORKED BEFORE WHY WON’T IT WORK AGAIN.
Star cares aboutloves Marco a lot and has and will fight a whole army for him.
But let’s not forget Marco has his own dimensional scissors.
<b><p></b> <b>someone:</b> so what's up? are you good?<p/><b>me:</b> you know what? sana bakkoush deserves better, much better, she is an amazing girl with only good intentions and so beautiful inside and out, she deserves so much happiness and love, she honestly only deserves good things, she doesn't deserve all the shit she is getting, and elias is such a good brother i just want him to talk to sana and hug her and tell her he is there for her always, but im worried about him, why was he drinking? why did he get into a fight? why did that fight between the balloon squad and the boy squad happen in the first place? did elias really hit isak? why? also what is yousef 'im so in love with sana bakkoush she is an actual sunshine i only have eyes for her and i would sell my kidneys and do anything for her' acar doing??? why did he kiss noora? why???? and we have less than 4 episodes you know? how is julie gonna fix this mess? *starts sobbing* HOWWW????<p/><b>someone:</b> .....<p/><b>someone:</b> what the hell.....<p/></p><p/></p>
Okay, y’all remember that snippet from last night, right? Welp, it turned into a mini series also. And let’s face it, Team Ambrose… Our boy needed a story like this. Hang on to your asses because this is gonna be kind of angsty to start with? Oh and for anyone patiently waiting on smut, I warn you now, this will be another slow burn.
Dean x Original Character, possible hints of Finn x Original Character with a Dean x OC endgame, (maybe?? who knows??). mini series based on the song Mad Love anyone? With a dash of movies No STrings attached and Friends with benefits thrown in?
two stubborn people in love, angst, steamy eventual smut, use of an original character!!!! and I’ll add to the warnings as needed.
…………….You took a knife to my heart And cut out the rational parts…….. I knew that you were just misunderstood;;
He sat up and
started to re dress and I bit my tongue. No strings attached means
exactly that.. No strings. No commitment. No laying around in each
others arms for hours after a night like tonight, watching the
candles flicker on the walls while you whisper things to each other.
The fact that I felt something for him meant nothing. There was
nothing I could do about it because we both agreed to all this months
ago after that first wild and passionate night.
But it didn’t mean
I had to like it.
It didn’t mean I
couldn’t wish and hope that maybe one day, he’d change his mind,
maybe he’d want more. Even though I knew going in that he wouldn’t.
“Yeah.” I answered, biting my lip, hesitating. I
almost leaned in for a kiss, I almost asked him to stay but instead,
I kept quiet.
I heard the door
closing downstairs as he left and I just broke down.. I think I laid
there for at least two hours and I just sobbed. My phone rang and I
rolled over, answered it. “Becky, hey.”
“Did ye two ‘ave
“Ah thought ‘e
was comin over. Did ye talk to ‘im about how ya felt?”
“I.. I couldn’t.”
I rolled over onto my back, pulling the sheet up over me as I sighed
and twisted a strand of hair around my fingertip.
“And why da ‘ell
not? Do I needa talk to ‘im?”
I wiped away tears
and laughed quietly. “This isn’t like when we were kids, Becks.”
“Da ‘ell et
“I’m just gonna
end things I think.” and even as I said the words, it hurt. I felt
like I was stabbing myself in the heart. I loved him.
But I didn’t
honestly think that he could ever just settle and love me.
things is for da best.” Becky sighed, I could tell she didn’t
want to say it because she didn’t want to hurt me.. But Becky has
been my best friend since I was 14 and my mom moved me all the way to
Ireland because she remarried a military guy and we got the house
next door to Becky’s family.
Becky and I have
been through a lot together, she’s like the sister I never got to
right.” the words were spoken softly and tentatively and I wasn’t
even sure I’d be able to do it. “Maybe I do need to just end it.
Maybe it will be for the best.” I felt the tears coming again and
“Ah’m on m’way.
Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream, right? And Sons of Anarchy?”
I managed a smile
and wiped at my eyes. “You don’t have to do that, Becks, it’s
Dean lingered at the
door for at least three minutes, staring back up the stairs. Deep
down he knew where he wanted to be, but that wasn’t what she
wanted.. If she wanted things to be different, he had to believe
she’d say something, she’d do something to make them different.
even if she did, you know ya wouldn’t ever be good enough for her…
and sooner or later, she’d run like hell… they all run like hell
when ya get too intense. The taunting of his mind was another big
reason he found himself walking out the door and driving away.
When he got home, he
poured himself a good measure of Jack and he slammed it back, feeling
the bitterness and the burn as it made it’s way down his throat.
“Maybe I oughta avoid her a while.. Stop doin this every single
time one of us is a little too lonely. Because the more it happens,
the more I don’t wanna leave at the end and I can’t fuck up
He flopped down onto
his bed and took a long and deep breath and he made up his mind..
Rather than try, rather than completely fuck something up, he was
going to stop their little arrangement, he was going to avoid her and
he was going to do his best to move past it, save her from the misery
that he was a lot of the time.
It was just better
[ two weeks later Kristina]
“And now we know..
All I was to him was a convenient piece of ass whenever he wanted. I
mean look at him over there, laughing and smiling and not caring..
Meanwhile, I’m over here and I feel like I’m dying.” I shook my
head and sighed bitterly, signaling for another mixed drink. Becky
eyed me with a raised brow and I raised my glass. “To getting over
She eyed me and we
clinked glasses and I slammed the drink back and stretched, eyes
darting around the crowded club.
I wasn’t expecting
my eyes to find his and I wasn’t expecting him to already be
staring at me. I quickly dropped my gaze and feigned interest in the
countertop in front of me as I fought back tears again.
“Maybe ye needed
ta. Ah mean et’s been two weeks and he hasn’t called, hasn’t
tried talkin to ya.” Becky eyed me and I nodded. “It’s just..
Harder than I thought it would be, okay? I’m fine, I swear. I just
have to work through this, I have to stop wanting what we were never
going to be in the first place.”
“Want me ta go
over and beat his arse?” Finn asked as he glared at Dean and all I
could do was shake my head no. “Guys, I love you both but it’s
over.. Just let it go. He didn’t do anything to me, okay? I fucked
up.. I got attached and I knew that’s not what he wanted. It’s
better this way.”
Even as I said the
words out loud, I knew I didn’t mean them. For him, yeah it’s
better.. For me, not so much. I still feel like this is going to kill
me..But friends with benefits only means that.. And he pretty much
said a time or two he wasn’t cut out for an actual relationship..
And I know I’m not.
[two weeks later –
“She was fuckin
usin me. Can we stop discussin it now, huh?” Dean slammed his fist
down on the tabletop, earning him a raised brow from Jimmy and Jey.
Naomi shook her head, sipping her drink as she mused aloud, “You
are both messy. This stuff does not work. I mean they made an
entire movie about why this very thing never works, Dean. One
of you always wants more in the end.” as she toyed with the straw
in her drink and stared down her husband’s friend. Jimmy nodded
with her in agreement and told Dean, “My woman’s got a point.
Have you even tried talkin to her though?”
“What the hell
would I wanna do that for, huh? If she wanted more she woulda tried..
snorted and Dean glared. Naomi went on to explain, “She wouldn’t
if she was afraid that asking for what she really wanted meant she’d
lose you, you stupid assface. We’re not like y’all, okay?
There’s emotions attached in sex for us. All I know is when we were
all in NXT, man… She looked at you like you were the best thing
“She did not.
Didn’t even know who I was until we got off our face drunk and
kinda slept together that first time.” Dean insisted, finding
himself staring across the bar as he sipped his Jack Daniels and
tried to fight the urge he had, he wanted to walk over to her so
badly he could taste it.
“You really are
blind as fuck.” the twins snorted in laughter and Dean eyed them,
then looked back at Kristina, shaking his head. If she really wanted
him, she’d have cracked by now, called or something. She wouldn’t
be out at a bar with Balor and Lynch having drinks.
Just the fact that
she was even friends with Finn Balor was enough to make the most
primal jealousy surge through him and lately, it had only gotten
worse. Lately, Kristina never seemed to be anywhere without Becky or
Finn and Sami.
gonna want my ass for anyway. She’s got that guy.” Dean gestured
to Finn and Jimmy and Jey shared a laugh.
“You do know he’s
dating some other girl, right?”
“Dean, just hush
now before I tape your mouth shut.” Naomi shook her head and
finished off her drink as Jey mused aloud, “One of you should at
least try to say something about what happened.. If you want more.”
Dean practically growled the words, even knowing that as he said them
they were a complete lie. He wanted more.
Major angst– a kind of idea of how Ignis loses his sight, if he does indeed (which is probably likely from what peeps have theorised). I put this together from bits and pieces that we’ve got, but some parts are slightly different just for writing consistency.
Quite long, slight Gladnis, obviously angsty, blood mentions, violence, you get the gist. I’m so sorry.
***Under the cut*** (but not on mobile for some reason, sorry)
🛇 - broadcasted-idiocy ((time for pain why did you dare me to do this im sobbing already))
*groggily wakes from a fair bit of time unconscious from a fight with another mech* Ugh…last time I take that guy on. *rubs his helm, letting his visor focus before noticing the other mech with him* You don’t look like a medic…
why did no one but dejan and emre wish lo a happy birthday, im so disappointed in them, wheres the bro post from adz, i least expected one from him, im unstanning them all, emre and dejan are tru frens
i am not emotional i don't cry over people or breakups lmao why would you cry over that and im not suicidal
either breaks up or finally gets together or just isn't canon
me, sobbing :
loOK NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT OKAY I HAVE FEELINGS OKAY WHY MUST YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS WHAT DID I EVER DO WRONG UGH SOMEONE JUST DRIVE A KNIFE THROUGH MY BODY AND END MY SUFFERING I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE I AM IN PAIN MY HEART IS IN PAIN STOP IT
"Why the fuck do you think you're fat? You could tenderize steaks on those abs."
He just stares. Did he even hear that correctly? His eyes shift, trying to find the words to respond with to the other android, but the moment just gets increasingly awkward.
“I-…thank you. S’probably the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me. I don’t think I’m like that, just…bringin’ me back to the old days where I was a fuckin’ scrawny tree in highschool. Might’ve overate a little, had to work off the fat and here I am. Just don’t appreciate bein’ called it, ya know?”