im so used to it lmfao

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idk what this tag is (again lmao) but it’s everywhere and i was tagged by venus aka @yoonohwhat who literally said the sweetest thing about me ❤️and i hope i didn’t disappoint you👀probably did but okay

i was going to put a photo of hansol, but i always do that and i wanted to use this photo instead bc taEyOnG IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I JUST WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND FEEL LOVED but also bc im running out of photos of hansol to post lmfao sm pls debut the poor guy🙃❤️

 im going to tag a few ppl so @suhsexual (bc ily a lot and i feel blessed everytime you message me tbh👀) @nctreactions (bc i love ur ass and don’t leave me😽) @chani-babe (we need to talk more🙃) @yutaricano (my fave yuta stan) @oppafeels (bc i still feel so blessed i am 1/12 of the ppl u follow) @marksbuttertarts (still can’t get over how pretty u r so pls bless us again) @chittaporno (u r my saviour and i need to see more of u) @antiwhitewash (ive never seen ur face b4 also pls msg me lol) @markleetrashh (ur face is too cute) and anyone else who wants to do this! obvs not compulsory but it’d be sweet to see your faces 😇 i always tag the same people istg👀i need more friends or something literally

my mutuals: *say somethin negative towards themselves as if they aren’t angels on earth and a blessing to us all*

me: uhm…. Firstable…. Please do not try me, I’m really not the one. Why are you always the first to pop off on here spewing the fake knowledge you think you have?????? Lmfao have several seats bc being fake woke really isn’t cute.

i HATE people from the US who tell me why i care about trump being president like ???? it affects the whole world ????? if the US was a small ass country it wouldnt have an impact or would have a small one but the US is one of the biggest and strongest countries in the world and when the US elected the dumb ass orange cheeto for president it fucked up the whole fucking world lmfao so stop fucking telling me to stop caring about it cause i wont stop caring since it affects me too even tho im not from the US and thats that on that

omfg ok i made a video of me making a boy sim and i planned on just like……putting text ovr it and saw i could do a voice over…..lmfao so i tried it?????? and i ended up explaining nothing so here ill add some things

  • when i make a sim i usually just edit the one that randomly generates so…thats what im doin here
  • this just so dumb vid of me laughing at myself
  • hey maybe dont reblog this LMAO i dont want this to haunt me thanx xo
  • dont shame me for still using itunes also thx

anonymous asked:

Can I make a request if you have the time? In the game, MC is always super sweet and cute and stuff, so I wonder how it would be if she were a bit more assertive and sarcastic but still cared about their s/o?

shit yass, gurl! <3 

im gonna use this request to make mc say shit i wish were in the frickin options on their routes lmfao sorry im selfish :´D

jumin

-well, he did know you were sarcastic, as you often replied witch sarcasm whenever other members of rfa, put him down in any way

-but also about the situation with his dad

-you were of course supportive but when jumin told you things his dad had said to him, you couldnt help but let out a few remarks here and there

-and when sarah entered jumins apartment you surely didnt hold back on the sarcastic remarks

-jumin loves it. he just loves how youre able to shut people up with short sentences, and how protective you are of him

-“sarah! the called 80’s called! they’d like their dress back!”


zen

-adores how you always voice your opinion, without sugarcoating anything

-honestly meant a lot to him to get his childhood abuse awknowledged as abuse

-you were so shocked when he told you how they cut his hair and convinced him he was ugly, also telling him he’d never succeed in his dream job

-so of course you were outraged! family is not blood! family is whom encourages you to follow your dreams and supports you trough rough times. and makes you feel good about yourself! surely not people who tear you down! (lol im ranting, i hate his family with a passion)

-“aah yes what great parents! destroying your kids self esteem in the name of “protecting” them is tottally not abuse at all nooope. and best parents awards to~“

-"i’ll support you whether you decide you want a relationship with them or not! just know that what they did wasn’t okay, no matter their intentions”

-okay but your little snark remarks at tv shows, and about his manager being an ass,  or when hes blaming himself for something, never fail to make him laugh.

-he also likes how you’ll roast his haters, tho he’d never admit that.


yoosung

-is intimidated by you at first tbh

-puppy has a hard time distungishing when youre being sarcastic and when youre being serious so sometimes he has to ask

-he finds it very hot when you stand up for yourself and shot someone down

-is a blushing mess everytime you do that, to himself or to others, just bc its..hot..to him?

-also loves when you use sass on the lolol server, be it ya own guild or others, he cant handle it

-ya’ll gonna lose those battles bc yoosung is on the floor half laughing, half screaming


jaehee

-POWER COUPLE POWER COUPLE

- KICKASS COUPLE, EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF PISSING EITHER YOU OFF

-IF THEY PICK ON YOU JAEHEE WILL END THEM AND THE OTHER WAY AROUND AS WELL

-jaehee seems super shy and like a cinnamon roll, but if someone is being an asshole she will find petty ways to make their day shitty

-you two have entire conversations in the language of sass, and everyoen but you two are confused as fuck and think youre fighting when youre really declaring your undying love to each other

-you two are able to do ANYTHING if you work together holy fuck


707

-calls you wonderwoman

-snort laughs (god pls yes) when you make particularly sarcastic remarks, leaving the person on the recieving end with their mouth hanging open

-the most amusing thing for him is when you and saeran get into playful sassy arguments

-will probably be like “hold it right there, i gotta go get some popcorn for this shit”

-admires how confident you are, and actually frickin asks you to “teach him”

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…I can not believe that with my own two eyes I’m actually seeing Kai stopping Suho from touching Sehun while posing for a damn chicken ad.

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a photography assignment for class, we had to take some photos in and around town!

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i’m buddy rich when i fly off the handle
what could it be, it’s a mirage
you’re scheming on a thing - that’s sabotage

jim kirk - then + now for @cptjamestkirk

anonymous asked:

any tips on how to draw digitally?? im having a hard time

so heres what i got so far:
-install the tablet driver, like fr, ur gonna thank god for it
- STABILIZER, FUCKIGB WHERE HAVE U BEEN ALL MY LIF E ??? (i use it at 15 btw)
-paint effects r fun 2 play with, i suggest u test them out, (the paper texture gives it a crayon-ish feel so its v welcoming, especially for refs)
-mess around w colors, dont b afraid 2 go wild (its digital u can undo it lmfao)
-if u wanna have a neatly organized WIP fuckign put those layers into folders, they’re here 2 help u
- transparency. enable it, how else am i gonna set that wonderful piece of art as my wallpaper??? that is all i have 2 say abt it.
- u can fycking crop out the extra space if ur not gonna add a background and enable transparency,, just sayin..
-ALWAYS SAVE THE FILE AS .png BC .jpeg RUINS THE QUALITY
-dont always shade w black?? it makes it look weird as shit. (I rarely use black in my art, what i do is tht i use a dark shade of blue, shade it w dark purple and lower the luminescence.)
i think this helps??

College!AU Joshua
  • major: history
  • minor: religion 
  • sports: tennis team 
  • clubs: student council vice president, plays guitar for the college choir 
  • is the definition of a Model Student 
  • like to the point where the university used photos of him on their pamphlet for freshman orientation. literally like freshmen get it and the first thing they see is joshua smiling holding up a ‘History of the Roman Empire’ textbook
  • joshua regrets agreeing to do the shoot though because jun and hoshi have yet to let him live it down (they once covered his entire dorm room in the pamphlets it took joshua three whole days to get all of them down)
  • his gpa is 4.0 and he’s basically guaranteed to graduate summa cum laude (with highest honor) and he’s already getting emails from prestigious schools that are interested in having him come to then to get his phd and basically joshua is living the Good Life in terms of his future
  • and not only is he book smart, he’s also an angel that donates his time to volunteering to play guitar for free with the college choir on sundays at local churches and giving kids tennis lessons at a nearby orphanage and he’s just a blessing 
  • all of his friends are always in awe of him because like how does he do it,,,, how is he so,,,,, intelligent,,,,,and handsome,,,,,,and then also kind from the bottom of his heart??
  • like sometimes seungcheol is like “joshua, tell me the truth - you’re a robot.” and joshua’s like “seungcheol that’s literally impossible.” and dk makes like robot noises and seungcheol is like “joshua tell us come on tell us the government built you-” and joshua rolls his eyes like please
  • but yeah he’s just an all around genius who’s good at a sport and also sweet to the bone and everyone idolizes him and thinks he’s amazing
  • except
  • for
  • you
  • see joshua’s the vice president of student council and you’re the student affairs organizers and this is the year that the president, who is graduating, is going to pick the new president 
  • and ofc usually vice president steps up to the position but no - you’re going to change that. 
  • see the only reason you didn’t get to be vice president is because you transferred and the almighty joshua hong was already in that spot but you worked your way to one of the top spots next to the president and yOU beT yOUR bUTT haS Got A CHanCe especially considering the fact that you’re the reason every student event the council has planned so far has been a major success and treasurer wonwoo basically loves you because the council budget??? itS LIT (thanks to the entrance fees you made sure got paid for said events)
  • the president even complimented your monthly speed-friendship event, which is basically speed-dating ….. but for making new college friends
  • and joshua, as clean cut and all smiles and rainbows as he seems, knows you’re gunning for the same spot as him
  • and when no one’s looking you two are practically at each other’s neck in sarcastic comments and threats 
  • like he’s always making offhanded criticisms about your events and you’re always bringing up his mistakes in the memo briefs to the council or in the way his stupid glasses get askewed on his nose
  • and to everyone you seem like good friends because in council photos you’re standing beside each other smiling 
  • but then the minute you two get to be alone, it’s just jabs at each other like where he’s like “oh, another talent show? hope it’s not as boring as the last one.” and you’re like “aren’t you wearing that tie because the president wore it yesterday, you shouldn’t - it’s really not your color.”
  • you’re the only person on campus who sees joshua’s smile fade and his eyes turn sharp
  • and you know that he feels entitled to that position because of his dumb gpa and you just ///clenched fist all the time
  • because joshua has beat you in just about everything but this time you’re not going to let him
  • and it’s all going to be decided by the end of the year surprise graduation party the council is planning for the president and since you’re the student activities organizer, you’re the head of it but ever since you started getting ready joshua has refused to butt out
  • like you’ll be talking about budget with wonwoo and he’ll come in and make comments about how you don’t need to buy this or how useless it is to get that and you’re like “don’t you have other work to do like idk kiss ass to the president???” and josh is like “wow you’re so funny, it’s gonna be even funnier when the president ends up not liking the party.”
  • and you and joshua are just both on fire glaring at each other and wonwoo’s like ooooooookkkkkkaaayyyyy ill be going now
  • and literally joshua does not let you live and it frustrates you but you’re also like im going to make this party epic, he’s going to eat his words
  • and like the afternoon of the party you’re watching the volunteers decorate the council’s club room and you’re really happy and suddenly you see joshua and you think oh god
  • but then you see that he’s helping someone hang up the banner and you know,,,,,he seems like he isn’t doing something to ruin it and like for a second you look at him and notice that he’s actually really handsome when his glasses are off and he’s concentrated on something
  • but you’re like what no snap out of it, he’s evil and you concentrate on something else
  • and the night of the president’s celebration, you’re really glad that you went with like an upbeat party concept because the music is loud and everyones dancing closely and like you pull at your own clothes because they’re a bit tight because you’re like “as soon as the president names me the next president, im gonna get wild” 
  • and as you look around to find the president you see him but beside him is joshua and ok like
  • he’s your rival but you admit that he looks really nice wearing casual slacks and a button down that’s been opened at the top just a bit and like he doesn’t look so uptight and so you walk over
  • and the president’s like “this is great, im glad you didn’t make it all emotional with a speech and sad music” and you’re like whaaat ofc it’s 2016 we don’t need speeches (you crumple the speech you had in your hand lmfao)
  • and joshua’s like “it’s an ok party, i agree.” and you like snort like “it’s ok to you because you’re probably only used to parties with like what?? tea and old ladies??” and joshua’s like “excuse me” and you’re like “a goody two-shoes like you wouldn’t know how to have fun.”
  • and the president is like ??? are you two ok because he’s never seen you guys go at it but for some reason, maybe because you put a lot of effort into this, joshua’s comment really pisses you off and you grab his wrist and you’re like come with me
  • and you lead him out of the room and into the hallway and you’re like “why are you saying that in front of the president?” and joshua’s like “because - because-” and you’re like ???? why is it because i did another good job and you’re mad??? and he’s like no … i just im used to arguing with you- and you’re like
  • “ive been trying so hard to get on his good side because it’s the one thing i might achieve that you haven’t taken away from me, seriously, could you please for once just let it go and not try to put me down??” and joshua’s giving you this confused look and he’s like “put you down?? you always start with me first??”
  • and you guys apparently decide that right now right here is where you just let out all your emotions and you’re like joshua you’re perfect at everything just let me have this and he’s like no i can’t i want to be president and you’re like WhY YOU Have so many other responsibilities like let me do this
  • and you’re getting closer to him as you argue and he’s leaning down to you and like it’s heated like usual and there’s this anger but then you can literally feel his breath on your skin and you’re like 
  • “seriously joshua why do you take everything from me?” and he’s like “why do you love annoying me?” and you’re like “you’RE THE ONE that always makes stupid comments about my work-” and joshua throws his hands up like “yeah because have you ever seen how cute you get??” and you’re like what and he’s like what
  • and you’re like cute? i ? get? and joshua’s like
  • “what i mean is your reaction is funny - yeah funny it’s too funny to pass up on and like you poke at me too-” and you’re like “joshua hong. you’re my rival, but do you like me?”
  • and joshua opens his mouth but no words come out and you’re like ,,,,,,,,O H  m y g o d
  • and joshua is like ….. “you like me too, c’mon no one bothers each other so much like we do if they don’t have….mutual feelings right….”
  • and you can see him nervous in front of you for the first time with his eyes darting back and forth and you’re like 
  • well. like you think back on how much time you spent envying him for being so capable of everything and then you look at him and oh god damn it you have actually always found him,,,,,appealing 
  • you just thought it was all jealousy and used it as motivation to want to win but now that he’s here in front of you, sweaty palms and shyly looking down, he’s not your rival he’s your ?@??@@?/ crush //?!?!?
  • and you’re like “i-i-”
  • but you don’t say it, instead you lean in and confirm it by kissing him and you pull back like holy moly i did that and joshua’s like yeah. you …. did that
  • and you’re like,,,,,,,i liked it and he’s like oh thank god i liked it too
  • and it goes from snarky rivals to shy college kids in love and it’s like neither of you can believe this is happening and you’re both like “we’re crazy.”
  • but then you remember that RIGHt thE PresiDENT is mAKINg his CHOice tonight and you both run back inside and there’s the president and he’s like already talking over the room and he’s like 
  • “that’s why im giving my seat to…..wonwoo the treasurer!”
  • you and joshua are like WHAT and wonwoo is like oh god no no not this and he’s being pulled up to the president and you look at joshua and you’re like
  • “i might yell so…..” and joshua takes your hand and is like “me too, let’s go make out somewhere and let the stress out.”
  • and that’s the beginning of a beautiful relationship
  • where instead of wanting to win over joshua, you support him as he’s obviously on his way to being someone amazing and joshua supports you
  • and like when you come into the room holding hands and being cuddly and cute wonwoo is like ????? dont they hate each other and everyone’s like wHat no they’re not capable of hating each other they’re both so sweet and wonwoo’s like yall don’t know the dark truths ive witnessed
  • but you and joshua are literally like the sweet couple now like you learn that joshua is such a worry wart about everything he’s always like are you eating?? are you cold??? did you study??? and it’s cute like before you wanted to see each other fail but now it’s all about helping each other out
  • you go with joshua to see him play with the choir and he’s so good and you feel proud of him and it’s a new feeling but you like it and you cheer him on and when you’re walking back to the dorms joshua asks shyly if you’d like him to maybe play something just for you sometime and ofc you say yes
  • you’re both busy with a lot of work but you always call each other over the phone if you can’t see each other because joshua says hearing your voice really heals him
  • sometimes you’ll jokingly like tease him like you did before and he’ll be like “i know you’re playing, but seriously i hope we’re never like that to each other again,,,,,”
  • wonwoo doesn’t become president because he politely refuses and says either you or joshua should do it but for some reason neither of you agrees and when asked why you like lean against joshua’s arm and you’re like “we realized neither of us wanted to be in the spotlight, we just wanted to win…….and we did”
  • the winning means finding your mutual love for each other like what a win true love is the real prize u guys this is the moral
  • when joshua tells you about the offers he received from schools you’re like omg you’re going to be an amazing author or scholar one day and joshua scrunches up his nose and he’s like “i just want to be a simple teacher and have a normal life”
  • joshua wears a lot of like cardigans and like what you call ‘grandpa clothes’ but they’re all big and comfy so you steal them from him and joshua’s always like ,,,,, “is that mine?” and points to something you’re wearing and you’re like wHAAAA,,,,,yes
  • he thinks it’s super cute but all he can do is bite his lip and look down shyly
  • you guys studying together in the library because you’re the brain power couple and everyone is coming to you for help but when it’s quiet and you two are sitting across the table you hook your legs together and smile to each other hehe
  • when he’s super tired from everything happening he loves laying his head in your lap while you read aloud to him and play with his hair and it just relaxes him when everything seems so hard
  • you find out secret nerd joshua who stays up on weekends till 4 am watching anime on his laptop while also skyping you or something and he gets all childish and giddy about his favorite characters and you’re like how is this the same boy who has like 5 offers from the top continuing colleges in the country???
  • seungcheol asks joshua if he’s a robot once in front of you and you’re like @ seungcheol like are you a parrot, for asking the same question over and over again? and joshua’s like this is when i love your snarky side coming back and seungcheol is floored and dk is laughing his butt off
  • before you and joshua were cold to each other but now he’s basically a soft mushy mess for you and it’s cute you see him blush so much and you’re like i never want him to stop he looks so damN cute you like squish his cheeks in your hands and joshua’s like ,,,,stopppp,, and you’re like ,,,,,,,,you’re so cute and he’s like don’t tease me and you’re like but it’s truE 
  • you’re like joshua when did you first start liking me and joshua’s like ,,, remember the first time we meet and you told me to ‘watch out’ because you were going to come and beat me
  • and you’re like omf ….i said that
  • and joshua laughs and he’s like no ones ever so confidently challenged me at anything, it was kind of a good feeling to have a real rival
  • and you’re like oh my god you liked me because i tried to fight you and he’s like kinda,,,,,,,but now we dont ever have to fight because we love each other
  • and you’re like yeah but what about - tICKLE fiGHts and you  go for his sides and joshua’s like kbadgfbgeirg N Ooooooo and it’s cute he like holds you close to stop you from tickling him and aww you’re like two cute kids
  • the past president of the student council somewhere: hmmm wonder if joshua + you are dating now, i always thought they had a thing for each other LOl

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