im so upset but they were so good

Nct 127's reaction to their s/o being upset because they don't kiss her

Request: NCT dream or 127 reaction to their girlfriend getting pouty and whiny when they don’t kiss her

A/N: my heart is weak for this, it’s so cute aw- and i decided to do 127 unit, i hope you don’t mind!



Would apologise right away and feel bad but at the same time, find it cute that you wanted his kisses so badly. You’d catch him smiling slightly to him when you pout, but he does it so lowkey you hardly ever notice. But he finds it super cute that you get clingy like these at times and becomes 10× more affectionate to you, often showering you with hugs after you start whining or pouting.

“aw someone’s whiny today”

“i havent seen you in a week, i miss you and your kisses :-(”

“come here, i’d give you all the kisses you want”

Originally posted by taeiloves


Adores it A LOT, and likes to tease you about it. Ends up giggling and smiling to himself because he finds it cute how you get upset over these small little things, and he feels loved and appreciated because he knows you love his kisses. His teasing could go on forever but he eventually always gives in because he’s soft for your pouting.

“ooo someone’s upset she can’t kiss me”

“shut up johnny”

“well if you want kissed you must be able to reach me first”

“you’re so mean-”

“/leans down quickly to peck your lips/”

Originally posted by nakamotens


Becomes a shy ball and would be a little flustered at first, but internally he’d also find it funny as he’s the pouty and whiney one most of the time. Softens right away and like Taeil, would become even more affectionate than before. Although he doesn’t show it, he loves it when you act like that because it shows how much you love him.

“aw babe don’t pout”

“but you ignored my kiss just now”

“come here, let me make it up to you”

Originally posted by nakamotens


Teasing you 24/7 about it. He isn’t afraid to show that he loves it and he’d purposely avoid kisses so as to see that side of you. And would attack you with kisses at the most random times because he loves seeing your expressions. This guy seriously Smiles non stop and would get all fuzzy and happy because he feels loved by you, which at the same time, makes him more cuddly than he already is.

“you want a kiss? no hehe”

“yuta you suck”

“oh… then all the more you don’t deserve a kiss /sticks tongue out/”

“so mean”

five minutes later and he attacks you with a big hug and pecks your face all over with that bright smile of his

Originally posted by y-ta


Would act like he’s annoyed with you and probably whines back too but in fact he enjoys it and finds it cute and adorable. Would purposely frown and act like his mad, making you feel bad but then he flashes you his gummy smile and hugs you. Tries to act cool™ by always avoiding your kisses when in reality he’s weak for them and his heart is beating like crazy whenever you do it.

“you’re so annoying, why are you so whiney today omg”

“you know why doyoung”

“what? i don’t know”

and when you glare at him, he softens and leans in to give you a kiss

Originally posted by hey-uta


Brightest sunshine!! Giggles to himself a lot and won’t stop smiling at your actions, calling you cute and adorable. At times he likes teasing you and making you pout more but other times he gives in and ends up showering you with kisses, hugs and pecks on your face. Loves it most when you act like that because he knows you truly love him and his kisses, and he’d be more than willing to give you more.

“babe you’re so cute”

“yeah if i was maybe you shouldn’t have ignored my kiss”

“aw someone’s upset”

“come im sorry, let me give you all the kisses i can right now”

Originally posted by neotechs


Another shy ball and wouldn’t know what to do, other than just giggle and pinching your cheek as he finds it super cute. Only teases you occasionally but still manages to be the sweet person he is. Eventually kisses you and you’d notice how he’d blush and smile brightly to himself, as his eyes stare at you lovingly.

“it’s been two days since i saw you :-(”

“do you miss me that much?”

“of course, especially your kisses”

“hehe come here”

Originally posted by blackgirlslovebts


This clueless bun actually thought you were genuinely upset with him, he’d apologise sincerely and it’s so adorable you end up laughing and giggling because how is he so pure??? But after time goes by he notices it a lot and finds it really cute, and as he’s shy, he doesn’t show it so he’d giggle to himself softly whenever he sees you pouting.

“goodness, im so sorry, i’ll kiss you now!!”

“really? aw”

“anything for my princess don’t be upset!!”

“im not upset omg you’re so cute-”

Originally posted by neotechs


Another one who would tease you for it and would also act like he’s mad but on the inside he’s all fuzzy and screaming because he loves it a lot. Would play hard to get like Yuta, but always end up failing because he gives in to your pouts- it’s one of his weaknesses. From time to time, he’d avoid your kisses so he can see you act like these, but most of the time he’s the clingy and affectionate one.

“someone’s being so clingy today”

“you’re like that too shut up”

“ooo there goes your kiss bye”

“i hate you”

“/giggles and pecks you on the cheek/ i lovd you too”

Originally posted by donghyukslee

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: game of thrones has become a horrible, non-canonical, misogynistic fan fiction of ASOIAF, D&D are completely obliterating the plotlines of the characters we love and leaving them with husks of their former selves doing totally OOC things that will probably have disastrous effects on the coming seasons, and offering us disgusting rapes and sexist tropes and child burnings for shock value to make up for cut story arcs that were actually important and good and meaningful, i want Shireen safe at the Wall and Arianne and Jeyne Poole and Barristan Selmy alive and Griff and Young Griff and SANSA IN THE VALE. GODS WHY IS SANSA NOT IN THE VALE EATING LEMON CAKES. I THOUGHT THE WORST THAT WOULD HAPPEN TO HER THIS SEASON WAS SOME UNWANTED KISSING FROM BAELISH BUT I WAS SO WRONG. SO WRONG.
The Only Life Worth Saving - Peter Parker x Reader One Shot

Summary: (Y/N) was fine at first with Peter being Spider-Man until he completely avoid their relationship while her emotions get the best of her.

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Word count: 1.3K



You laid in your bed staring off into space, distress written all over your face. Distraught and angry you set both of your hands on your face giving your eyes a rub. Your head was pounding from the night before where you cried to your hearts content. You were upset and you didn’t bother telling anyone. Why? Because you didn’t want to ruin the only good relationship you had in your life.

You met Peter in middle school. Both of you were the odd balls in class which meant you would automatically click. Every since then you’ve been inseparable. You told him every secret and he told you all of his. He knew you were alone and that you lived solely on money left by your parents and you knew he was alone as well. You guys had so much in common and he didn’t hesitate to tell you anything.

When he first became Spider-Man he gave it a few weeks before officially telling you. You understood; he didn’t even know for sure if he even wanted to be Spider-Man. You accepted him and practically worshipped him for all of the amazing things he has done for Queens.

You guys had this connection, an unspoken connection. Nobody mentioned it until he became Spider-Man. One day he came to your apartment with cuts and bruises. You cried more than he did that day. You cried because you didn’t know what you’d do without him. He was the only person you trusted, that you believed in. That’s when you realized you loved him.

From that moment on you two were officially together. Not a day went by where you didn’t tell him that you loved him. You never wanted him to feel alone like you. You never wanted to leave on a note that wasn’t loving and heart-filling just in case he didn’t return. It worked for the longest. It was great until he officially signed the contract to be a member of the Avengers.

From that day on you never saw him. At the moment you understood why you never saw him, he was saving the world. You grew lonely but you never mentioned it. It was pure selfishness for you to think you deserve time with Peter when he could be saving lives in that moment.

You kept that feeling inside you. Day after day, month after month. You let it grow inside you, never releasing it or telling anyone your emotions. It’s been a year since he has accepted the Avengers contact. You two still called and messaged each other but it wasn’t nearly as often as couples usually do. He would sometimes face-time you at night before you go to bed and such.

He visited often, often as in one every few months. You knew that was the best he could do because he was an Avenger. The longer he was away from you the longer you knew the feelings inside you would grow. The more they grew the more you could see yourself ending the relationship as a whole.

It wasn’t a toxic relationship but you felt as if you were having the affect from one as if it was. You cried yourself to sleep every night. Days went on where he didn’t message you or didn’t call. Days went on to where you saw him on TV with everyone else having fun. He would be at thank you parties and hanging out with new friends you’ve never heard of.

He was always seen with this girl, you had no idea who she was. She wasn’t an Avenger and she wasn’t named when she appeared on the TV. He went to every party with her and never posted a photo without her. Weeks and weeks go by to where he hasn’t messaged you and weeks and weeks go by where you cry yourself to sleep.

One day you came home from work. An awful day of terrorizing and self consciousness. You worked with a kid from school named Flash. He hated Peter so he obviously hated you. He would mock you and talk about how Peter has left you for a more well-off and gorgeous girl. How he wouldn’t even officially break up with you and leave you on edge.

You came home in despair but it quickly became rage. You ripped the photos of Peter off the walls. You damaged everything you came across. You felt like you were going insane. You were alone and you felt helpless. You knew if you mentioned anything you’d make a fool of yourself.

Before you met Peter you felt the same but it felt worse now because you had something and lost it because you weren’t good enough. You went to grab the medication you used to take to help you calm down so you could feel at ease. You grabbed a water bottle and headed to your bedroom. Maybe a nap will fix this all.


Peter hopped out of the car and walked up to the familiar apartment complex. Quickly fixing his hair in the reflection of the door and tightened his tie. He held a bouquet of flowers and a bag full of your favorite sweets. He continued on in and walked up to your front door.

He knocked twice waiting for a few moments before realizing you probably didn’t hear him. He knew you were home because he saw your car out front. A few more knocks were sent through the door before he became frantic. Being an Avenger you always expect the worse of the situation because anything can happen. The enemy can strike at any given moment and they tended to aim at what you love the most.

He started to freak out and kicked down the door. Everything was a mess. The picture frames were on the floor broken along with clothes thrown everywhere. He dropped everything and quickly ran into the rooms looking for anything, anyone. He screamed your name over and over looking in the kitchen and bathroom only to be left empty handed.

Lastly he arrived at the door of your bedroom. Without hesitating he pushed it open to find a perfect room, untouched. He saw you lying on the bed peacefully with a note written next to you. As he got closer he saw an empty prescription pill bottle.

He screamed your name again before running towards you, shaking your lifeless body, hoping he wasn’t too late. He quickly grabbed his phone and dialed for the police. He didn’t even realize but tears were streaming down his face, soaking yours underneath him and he brought your body to connect with his. He hugged you and kissed you face over and over hoping that like in the fairy tales; true love will bring you back to life.

Before he knew it the police and medics were surrounding the room pulling him away from your body. He quickly grabbed the note that was laying gently and unread next to you. They pulled him out of the building complex and set him on the stairs. Slowly picking up the note and scanning his eyes across the page.

‘Dear Peter,
I’m so sorry for what I’ve done. This was for the better. Describing and living my life without you was painful and I couldn’t endure it anymore. No matter what predicament I will always love you. You were the love of my life and I’ll never be able to thank you enough for accompanying me throughout my journey and making it worth living. I knew this day would eventually come because I always seem to screw things up for myself. I wasn’t good enough and I’m sorry I couldn’t be the one you needed. Your purpose is to save lives and I’m so glad you’re a worldwide hero. Nobody is more amazing than you and that’s why I’m glad to say I fell in love with you.

Love, (Y/N).’

Tears covered the page as he threw it to the ground and let out a heart-breaking scream. He had lost the only thing he truly loved. The only thing he could call home.

‘Your purpose is to save lives.’

It repeated in his head over and over in your voice. He squeezed the sides of his head still screaming. He pulled his hair and screamed once more.

His purpose is to save lives but he couldn’t save the life of the one most important to him.


A/N: I’m so sorry

A dilemma

My mum: But we need to get rid of all your Teddies. You have too many already.

Me clinging on to a Donald duck plushie as tears start to form. Im at the first Disney store i’ve ever been into. People are staring. : But I love him Mother…I love him

anonymous asked:

THERE ARE STILL PPL SAYING THAT TAMLIN WAS NOT MEANT TO BE ABUSIVE AND THAT SJ MAAS BOOKS ARE TOXIC BC THEY PROMOTE ABUSE HOW CAN U LITERALLY MISS THE WHOLE STORY OF ACOTAR OH MY GOD. also calling feyre stupid for staying in an abusive relationship literally go look it up on youtube ppl shame her for a realistic reaction & refuse to read onwards im so so so fucking pissed oh my LORD


bc the fact that ppl say those things….makes me SO ANGRY.

I think people were upset seeing tamlin go from alpha male hero to alphahole abusive prick. I dont think they really understand that he was NEVER good for Feyre, even in acotar. Some people really really shipped Feylin, and probably felt all betrayed by SJM for “ruining” his character in acomaf. But if you look closely at his actions in acotar, you can see him showing the first signs of abuse and control over Feyre (SJM herself has said that he wasn’t meant to be that great even in book 1). 

I don’t see how Feyre staying with Tamlin for like, 1/8th of acomaf promotes abuse? that’s ridiculous. Real life survivors and victims of domestic abuse STAY WITH THEIR ABUSERS on a REGULAR basis. It’s INCREDIBLY difficult to get out. Escaping an abuser isn’t easy, and even once you’ve escaped, your abuser could potentially hunt you down… (cough cough Tamlin sending Lucien for Feyre) (oh god now I dislike Lucien all over again) (ik ppl love him but I have never been okay with this part of him) (obv i hate tamlin more but still) 

Feyre escapes Tamlin and starts to make her own life. It’s beautiful. It’s done in a realistic manner. It takes her a while to get over her trauma, to stop feeling guilty for leaving Tamlin. The abuse narrative is so wonderfully written, and it amazes me that people would say these books promote abuse when they are LITERALLY WRITTEN TO DO THE OPPOSITE. Seriously, in the context of the romance genre, acotar is a huge neon sign saying STOP ROMANTICIZING ABUSIVE MEN AND WRITE HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS INSTEAD. Because on some levels, Tamlin is SO TYPICAL for romance. And most romance authors will make their alphas into great heroic guys, who overcome their protective issues. But IRL if a guy walks like an abuser, talks like an abuser, and acts like an abuser, then…he’s definitely an abuser. People don’t change for the better necessarily. SJM’s portrayal of Tamlin is so realistic and well done and subverts so many romance tropes as does her characterization of Rhysand.

Also this ask is timely since October is domestic violence awareness month. 

Library AU! w/ Namjoon
  • this is really cheesy and cliche but in this you are a sucker for cliche
  • youve always gone to the library at least once every week, and when you became too busy it was once every two weeks
  • when you were little, you loved the story of beauty and the beast because she had the love of reading
  • the beast made a bad choice and then he got turned into a thing that everyone called a monster
  • which is bull bc who lets a stranger in their house during midnight wtf
  • anyways
  • you wanted your very own prince charming 
  • in the story, they dont like each other at first but fall in love slowly and the idea of falling in love just like a fairy tale seemed so 
  • magical
  • to you
  • but this isnt a beauty and the beast au lmao but thats a good idea im copyrighting that shit
  • anyways yea your favorite library was 3 stories high
  • the first floor was the lobby area, kids place, and a smol lil used bookstore with a cafe next to it
  • it never got loud in any of the floors, even the first one w/ the cafe bc it was just really nice and relaxing
  • it was a place you go to with no one bc the library magical feel would be gone
  • the second floor was the nonfiction sections and computers and shit
  • the last one was the reading area and fiction
  • your love of beauty and the beast also drew you to fiction rather than nonfiction 
  • you always chose the most fantasy like books and read them on the one loveseat sofa in the back
  • you always spread yourself out comfortably and once you even fell asleep in it
  • the security guard woke you up and told you to scram
  • you cried and then he felt bad so he gave you a lollipop 
  • anyways yea
  • you went to the library after a shitty week
  • your boss yelled at you for something you didnt do and you almost lost your job over it and when she found out she didnt even apologize
  • like cmon common courtesy 
  • your music theory professor got mad bc you didnt finish your assignment even tho you got so sick you could barely move and had to cram 4 days work in one night
  • and yea the sickness
  • it was usually every six months that you got that sick bc you apparently have a vvv weak immune system
  • and your professors were very done 
  • then you missed your bus this morning making you late to a meeting with your friends who then got pissed at you even tho it wasnt your fault and the whole week had been terrible
  • you pulled out one of your favorite books and went to sit down but some guy had spread all his books out
  • nonfiction books
  • its not like you had a stigma against them its just if he was gonna sit in your seat the least he could do is read good books
  • and you were extremely unbelievably so very incredibly done with this week so you tell it to him straight
  • “get out of my chair”
  • he looks up at you and for a moment youre stunned by him
  • hes more handsome than you predicted
  • “this doesnt have your name on it”
  • youre so overwhelmed by everything that happened that you just shout 
  • “would you please just move?! im sure youve seen me sit in that chair more than once!” 
  • you know youre being a bitch about a fucking seat but you want that seat so badly
  • “its a seat why are you so upset” he muttered before turning back to his book
  • you drop the book you were holding and storm back home 
  • next time you had a day off, you got up early and waited for the doors to open before racing up to the same seat as before
  • and handsome guy was still there
  • “what the fuck?!” you snap
  • “im a volunteer here, i guessed youd come early”
  • you take a deep breath and say “would you at least move your stuff so i could sit too”
  • he stares at you for a moment and you stare at him
  • and his stupid nametag that somehow he makes look good even tho it ugly
  • you were so close to fainting bc god even his name looks attractive
  • anyways
  • hes not a complete ass so he moves his books to leave the seat open
  • you flop down and start reading
  • you guys stay like that until he has to actually do work 
  • from then on it becomes a routine
  • you two still hated each other tho
  • neither of you knew exactly why but you just did
  • this is turning into an enemies to lovers sorry
  • but he brings one of his friends one day
  • the second you looked at your seat and him and some other dude was sitting on it, and their books and shit covering a good 2 foot radius of the sofa
  • you march up to that fucker 
  • “whAT THE FUCK” you snap 
  • he opens his mouth to reply but you cut him off
  • “why are you here yoongi?!” 
  • the other dude was yoongle man 
  • he was in a few of your lectures and also worked at the same cafe as you
  • “how do you know this lady?” 
  • poor yoongi was being bombarded with questions
  • “she’s in a few of my lessons, and we’re co workers”
  • and namjoon loses it
  • he started yelling at you, but you couldnt really make out what he was saying? 
  • it was just a jumble of “rights blah blah blah library blah seat blah blah wHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE blah blah bLAH AGGRESSIVELY BLAHHING”
  • in the midst of him  talking  yelling yoongi grabs your hand and drags you out
  • “dont mind him, he’s been getting pretty jittery and angry for no reason lately”
  • youre kinda confused so you just go with it and he buys you hot cocoa and a scone (i know some ppl think theyre nasty but have you even tasted vanilla scones from starbucks ok)
  • the next time you come back, namjoon isnt in your seat
  • hes sitting as far away as he could get
  • youre so grateful? but as you start reading, you cant concentrate on the words 
  • you brush it off as you just being tired from work or something
  • when you get home you still feel kinda sad
  • your whole vibe rn is a pale baby blue ish 
  • you just wanna go back to bright green
  • your visits to the library are more frequent simply bc you wanna e n j o y the book instead of longing for that asshole
  • after a good 5 visits later, you go up to that kim namjoon
  • he looks up at you with this questioning expression
  • and w o w did your heart just turn into a butterfly from fluttering so much
  • “youre going to catch flies if you leave your mouth open like that” he chuckles, and goes back to reading
  • you blink in surprise
  • did he just speak to you without insulting you
  • he looks so good with those glasses and his mouth is slightly open in concentration on the words
  • and jesus christ you have a crush on him
  • “why arent you sitting in my seat anymore?” you blurt out
  • “i was under the impression that you didnt want me there, especially after you left with yoongi? arent you two a thing?” 
  • shit
  • was he j e a l o u s
  • he took your silence as a yes and sighed
  • “its okay, i knew it was a short lived crush”
  • no joke
  • you started choking
  • he jumped up from his seat and thumped you on the back
  • he was r e a d y to perform the heimlich 
  • “you like me?” you choked out
  • “y-yea? so what?” he grumbles in a very non namjoon way
  • “we hate each other” 
  • “no, you hate me. i like you”
  • “well i like you too. youre the one who was being an ass”
  • “i cant believe that my girlfriend’s first nickname for me was ‘ass’ “
  • pretty sure everyone’s heads turned when he called you his girlfriend
  • you fell on the couch in mock surprise
  • “g i r l f r i e n d? ? ? ?” 
  • he smiled and nodded
  • “as our first time not pretending we hate each other, why don’t we go have coffee together? it could be a date?”
  • cue the oxygen masks and stretchers for you
  • need less to say you accepted and he was the sweetest man
  • you were literal goals
  • he thought you were the most beautiful person ever and vice versa 

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

dont mind me, ranting below

Remus’ 1st year

So this is my first ever “fanfic” type thing. The idea comes from a post by @siriuslestrange

pls dont judge it too hard

Remus Lupin has learned to keep his head down. When the Sorting Hat exclaimed, “GRYFFINDOR!” and the room exploded in applause, Remus let his tawny hair fall in his face as the hat was gently removed. His face felt hot and he desperately wished people would stop staring. He shuffled to his new table. 

His new roommates seemed nice enough. There was Sirius, the one with rather long hair and a brilliant smile; James, the one with glasses and oozed confidence; and Peter, the one with blonde hair and a kind face. But Remus was scared. So very scared. So naturally he kept to himself.

And when he found himself in his four poster, his new roommates gathered around him asking about the scar on his nose, he nearly wet himself.

“Bloody hell, mate!”. The one with glasses tugged his hand through his hair, “How’d ya get that?” 

He inwardly hated himself for stuttering a weak, “I-I um… w-w-was p-p-p-punched in the f-f-ace a f-few years back-k-k?”. 

And a few days later, when Sirius padded out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist, the bathroom was left blessedly empty. It would be okay to take his shirt off for a quick shower. 

And Remus hated himself again for being so forgetful. In his overenthusiastic run into the bathroom, he slipped on the still-wet tiles and stubbed rammed his foot into the sink and landing with a loud thwomp on his arse. He couldn’t stop himself as the agonizing pain kicked in:

“Bloody buggering fucking shit! Motherfucking hell! Merlin’s tits! Fucking ouch!”

But the sound of slow applause made him forget his pain, as when he looked up, face hot, he saw Sirius Black leaning against the doorframe and James standing next to him. James had his eyebrows raised in shock and approval, still bloody clapping, and Sirius was shaking his head slowly. 

“Wow, Remus. That was quite eloquent of you”, Sirius laughed.

“Yeah, do you kiss your mum with that mouth?”

Remus so badly wanted to be upset. Only, James was moving towards him with his hand outstretched, and soon Remus was being hauled off the floor and Sirius was handing him a towel.

“Th-Thanks. And yes, I bloody well do.”

And from then on, if you asked anyone at Hogwarts who Remus Lupin’s best friends were, there would be no hesitation before the names “Black” and/or “Potter” would come up. More often than not accompanying an eye-roll.

“we are so (thot) married”

i was bored so i decided to write a parody of the first chapter of my good comrade @theseerofdoomisunaltered‘s magnum opus “we are so (not) married”, if i have time maybe ill do the rest but no promises bc im a lazy inconsistent bitch lmao 


hizashi was fuckin PISSEd!

he was angery and is upset bc shouta THAt dumB THOT had gone and goetten himself injured AGEIN!!!! he hadnt sleeped in 69 hours (hehe) bc he was 2 busy gettin turnt with tha bois (painkillers and mowten dew) and had goten into a fite with some villens (fourth graders) bc they sed cats were lame.

showta got carried by on a stretcher and hibachi pissed himself and not even in the kinyk way. paremdedics kept hziashi from geting close to the stretcher or the room shota is carreid into.

“shit boi u fam?” a nurse asked.

“no’ mic sobbed loudly. “we;r emore like,, friends wtih benefits? as in, i beneFIT this dick up his ass ayy lmao” he lamaoed thru his tears.

the nurse kept askieng quetions but hizashy was sobbing too loudely to hear so he just said yes bc why not its good enouff 4 improv rite? the nurses let haizashi pass so he RAN into shotuas room, screming so loudly he killed like four people and a dog.

shoauta looked like he’d gotten fucked by knife dicks in all six holes at once. one of his legs was being held together with silly string and glue (aizawa was sniffing the bottel) and he was covered in blood and helo kitty bandaids. to put it simply he looked fine as fuck and mic was super fuckign horny for him but his teeers killed his boner

“mike u ignoernt slut ur so fcukin loud” aizawa moaned, taking a big hit from the glue bottle.

hizashey wanted to screm but he didnt want to get sued for murdeer again like last time so he kept his mouth shut by tenderly taking the glue bottle from aizawa and shovig it up his own ass.

“wat, arent u gonna offer me some simpathy sex?” aizawa asked raiesing an eyberow.

“maybe later” hixzashy wept sobbily. “right now im too full of emotion and ass glue to present my mic up ur bootyhole.

aizawa tenderly patted mic on the cheek with his scotch-taped cock (cock tape) and then licked the tears off his nuts. “its all good in the hood”

“All is N OT good in the hood you jelly filled fucknut!” mic screamed tearfully and angrily. “what if u are is DIED??? then the two of us could never cha-cha real smooth again!??? HOW COD U DO THIS TO MEH>???? IF U DIED,,,,,,” hizsahy cried and nutted at the same time “i’d die 2 bc my gay ass cant fuckien drive but its too far to walk 2 school so id try yo drive anyway and id crash the car and die and it would be ALL UR FOLT!!!!”

aizawa just rolled over in the hosptial bed and ripped his hospital gown open,e xposing his lush bird nest of chest hair and supple pink nips screaming out for slurpage. “ur so dramatic” he whsiepred seductively. “why dont u quit the shakespeare and start suckspeareing me off?”

hizashy wiped away his tears and got to succking. the nurse walked in as hizashi was giving aizawa some eraserHEAD if u know wat i mean. she crumbeled some paperwork into balls and threw them at mic and them stormed off.


mic fillde out the paperwork with aizawas pen(is) and tehn tenderly cradeld aizawa in his arms (carefully cupping his nuts for protecktion of course) and got on the roomba he used insted of a car bc his gay ass never learned how 2 fuckin driev. “vrroom vroom bitch” he said as they sped away at a blistering pace of .005 mph from the hospital. “the ass-magnet 9000 is in motion fuckers!”

‘take me 2 taco bell” aizawa whined. “i hav some casual craigstlist sex solicitors to meet for dinner tonite”

“NO CASUAL CRAGESLIST SEX UNTIL U RECOVER FROM UR INJURIES!” hizashi screamed. “IM GONNA TAKE CARE OF U, U BIG SALTY BABY” hizashy was super mcfuckin gay for aizwa so watching him get fucked the hell up and then just want to immedetly get back on the plow horse (so to speak) and jump into th e casual craigslist sex wasnt fun.

hziashi did a sick ollie off his roomba and knocked the door down with his throbbing erection only to promptyl start sobbing when he got a dick splinter.

“u dum fuck thats wy u shoud go thru the door like a normal person” aizawa grumbled as he sucked out the dick splinter. “for fucking out loud even that 5 dollar thottie ALL MIGHT, SYMBOL OF PEACE TM goes thru doors like a normal person.” shouta thought for amoment. “well except for the one time at that christmas party in april,,”

“well YEAH but if i didnt kick down the door dick first wat kind of pro hero wold i be?” hizashi protested

“one wihtoout dick splinters”

“ya ok tru”

hizashy threw aizawa over his shoulder like a thicc sack of poatatos and caried him 2 his lightning mcqueen racecar bed where they made the sekcs for 35 seconds before aizawa fell asleep. mic, exhausted from the hwole dick splinter fiasco, fell aslep too, resting his head on shoutas soft pillowy ass.

he woke up the next morning when nemuri broke down his door and started kicking his ass “HIZASSHI YOU STUPID BITCH HO W D ARE U GET MARRIED WITHOUT ME????”

tensei, who had been wheeled in in a weelbarrow, slapped mic in the face with one of those rubber stretchy extendy hands that he carried around for that express purpose. “YEAH YOU WHORE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BRIDESMAID DAMMIT I ALREADY HAD MY OUTFIT ALL PICKED OUT I WAS GONNA WEAR THIS DANK ASS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG COSPLAY AND U FUCKERS R O B B ED ME OF MY HAPPINESS”

“wat in the fresh hell are u talkign about?” hizash asked confusedly.

tensei whipped out his rose gold iphone 69 and hsowed hiszashi a news report that said “THEY GAY BITCH” followed by a picture of mic and aizawa doin the scooby dooby doo on the hospital bed.

“Everyones shook af  by the news that screme mcmeme, also known as president michael, and iceicezawa are married!” the report said. there was a picture of one of the paramedics mic had accidently murdered with his screaming. before dying she had apparently tweeted to the news and told them that mic had said YEAH when she asked if he was married to the patient shoota and so now everyone in the world new they were gay and thogth they were married!!!

some ppl like tensei and nemuri were happy (about the marriege anyway, in general tensei wasnt happy bc his twitter had got hacked and the entire internet could see his turbo-nudes and his ingeniDONG) but there were some bitch ass hos that were not plesed with this developement.

for example endevor had posted in the yuotube comments of a video entirely unrelated to the marraige thing “these daM hOME OF SEXAULS keep ruinging eeverything with their GAY AJENDA!!!! my son looked at a Gay once and hes fuckin gay now, thx oBamA!!111! THIS IS THE FUTERE LIBERALS WANT!11! present mic?? more like present CUCK!!1!”

hizashi dropped the phone. how was he gonna explain this to the internet? how was he gonna explain this to shouta?!?????

tune in next week for more fuckery, i can probably get this done in three chapters lol, if not three then DEFINITELY six, it sure would be wild if it ended up being nine chapters huh lamao


Originally posted by kimthwriter

word count: 2300+ 

·      AlriGHT

·      Are u reADy bc I’m not

·      also my second time posting bc i deleted it oops soz

·      I feel like Tae would be a very cuddly best friend

·      He’d love to use your chest or lap and a pillow

·      He’d ADORE it when you ran your fingers through his hair while he did this

·      He’d always fall asleep right away too

·      Which just made his already heavy head even heavier and wow okay now ur leg is numb 

·      You’d always try to gently free your numb leg from under his head once he fell asleep lol

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[PANN] Im Youngmin’s apology…

I saw Youngmin’s hands….shake… he was really holding back his tears.. It makes me sad

I’m cheering you on till the end. Im Youngmin, fighting

+ Thanks for making this Talker’s Choice (T/N: top posts on Pann Talk) ♡ I really like you who’s by my side ♡♡♡

Netizen Comments:

  1. [+134, -15] His hands were shaking and even his voice was shaking and he was holding back the tears that were coming out… What hurt my heart more was the fact that Im Youngmin himself honestly didn’t really have a problem and I can feel that he’s a good person the more I see him, so I feel more upset. It’s really regrettable and sad, let’s only walk on a flower path, Im Youngmin
  2. [+104, -16] I cried while watching it…
  3. [+90, -14] To be honest, I like Im Youngmin, but every time I saw him, I felt a bit uncomfortable, so I didn’t include him in my picks. But it was really sad to see him not be able to make eye contact today and talk fast while holding back his tears…. If it were me, I think I would have been really scared and tired ㅠㅠ
  4. [+48, -2] Just what did Im Youngmin do that was so wrong? What kind of expression is the person who spread Im Youngmin’s rumors in the first place making right now ㅋㅋㅋ I really feel disillusioned and want to curse. Just what is it did Youngmin did wrong? Do you need words like these to come out of his mouth for you to be satisfied? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋI was thinking that he was finally getting close to his debut, but muggles (T/N: people who aren’t fans; casuals) who don’t know anything kept saying he was a dating choong* and this kind of tag followed him when it doesn’t even fit him. But the person who gave that tag is probably watching the broadcast and freaking eating well ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Ah I’m really angry. Tell the people who don’t know how miserable it is for an apology to come out of my kid’s mouth to shut up ㅋㅋ *(T/N: ‘충’ is hard to explain but it’s added in a derogatory sense for people who do something like 롤충 would be a derogatory way to describe someone who plays LoL; someone who’s obsessed with it)
  5. [+47, -3] I was really scared to see this, but Youngmin said it so maturely that while watching it, I was like “As expected.” I can’t lose him. Think about how frustrated he must be. He probably also wants to say everything on his mind. When Im Youngmin started to come close to tears, I cried more. He was really someone who was on the rise…. Let’s go back up, Youngmin, please be strong
  6. [+43, -1] Ah, but I was really thankful towards Daniel today…. He could have simply done that to not have a rapper become a main vocal, and I thought he was kind enough for that, but it seemed like he was being considerate and thinking of how Youngmin’s situation wasn’t good ㅠㅠ. Because Youngmin is urgent as of now, I’m unable to vote for Daniel, but I’ll at least click on his Ma Boy ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
  7. [+43, -2] Youngmin-ah, please laugh brightly like this once more on broadcast because this is how I get through the week ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
  8. [+40, -4] Im Youngmin, it’s really a good thing that you’re by my side ♡
  9. [+37, -1] I know that you’re a good person, don’t feel discouraged ㅜㅜ I want to see your pretty smile again…
  10. [+36, -0] I feel depressed because of Donghyun’s elimination, my heart hurts from seeing Youngmin apologize, and my heart dropped at Daehwi’s rank dropping… Although Woojin’s ranking rose, I can’t feel relaxed and just be happy… Today’s broadcast was the hardest for Brand New’z fans…
  11. [+35, -0] It was also really sad when the Brand New kids said “It’s okay, it’s okay” ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
  12. [+34, -1] Youngmin-ah, thank you for being courageous. There will only be good happenings in the future
  13. [+32, -0] It would have been better if his feedback came out right away last week… He would’ve gotten less hate too… I hope that through this apology, he could stop getting so much hate

original post: [+635, -185]
translation credits: @woojinprk

This is unfair, this is so so so unfair to fans everywhere in the world. People are excited right now, sure this is the besuty of football and sure Barcelona played a good match and PSG parked the bis, blah blah blah. But come on, those decisions were so unfair, two handballs in Barça’s box and two wrongly called pens in their favour? That is just so so so unfair. This is not the beautiful game. This is discouraging on so many levels.

so earlier i was playing tyr jg, and our solo aphrodite had a score of like,, 0/6/2 or some shit, and even though we were winning, she wanted to surrender bc she was upset bc she was doing bad and just wanted out of the game.
and not that i got like, ridiculously ahead levelwise, but I was pretty good on gold and stuff because i got a hella good amount of early kills to get a chunk of my build up, enough to tank some damage.
so, i call for this aphrodite to follow me, and im sort of just leading her down some lanes and soaking up damage for her when possible bc she was lvl 14, and i was 17 or 18 i think? either way, her level made her a target for the enemy team, plus she was keeping me alive with some pretty spicy heals, so they just wanted her dead.
Honestly i just wanted to help her farm so i took her to split push towers w me, and id let her build stacks when clearing the waves to get to tower. she went from being upset and lightly salted to what seemed to be pretty content as soon as she began to catch up and get her build online with some help.
i think it’s nice that if a teammate isnt having a good time, just help em out a lil bit. guide em around the jungle to take camps, but be there with them so they don’t get attacked by a rogue enemy. i managed to scare off a rama a few times literally just by walking up to him when he shot at my Aphrodite, it was lit.
And also now because of this I view Aphrodite and tyr being friends somehow? it seems like a funny concept lmao

anonymous asked:

for the psychiatrist ask: im 19 but the college i go to only has the one psychiatrist which is him. the meeting was alright except for the very end. those are very good suggestions and i will definitely do those. im just so scared and frankly upset that out of all my problems he picks my sexual orientation as an "issue". thank you so much for your kind and very fast response!! it means the world to me to know that im not alone and that the way he acted/the things he said were not appropriate

It’s definitely offensive and it would spook me too and I’m pretty solid about my identity. It’s not super pubic knowledge but my local queer center has psychiatrists who help out there. So if your college’s staffing choices are shit maybe there’s another group around who can help. And you definitely aren’t alone! 

anonymous asked:

Wha-! Lust!Kazi you just turned down someone who was 'Determined' to make you happy. why? are you afraid he might reject you as well? or were you unprepared for someone who was willing to put you first instead of himself. im no one to judge and since i just got here i cant judge you, but there is one thing i have to know. why? so isolated why so upset? Look im not going to force you into anything sweet bean, but if you don't clean yourself up, your going to start loosing good guys like Hell.

dude, he doesn’t even know the guy. relationships start as friends and then develop from there.

Imagine going to see your favorite queen, traveling to a different country just to see her, the whole time expecting to meet her and you miss her m&g … bc that literally happened to me

not to be this person but.. remember near the end of 7x01 where rick imagines team family sitting around the table having a good time and how the canera panned out to abraham and glenn? alright, cool cool cool, but notice before it zooms in on them that the camera lingers on glenn, abraham AND sasha for a bit.. basically what i’m saying is, we were warned and either way im gonna be upset forever so that’s that.

anonymous asked:

So pleased to have found your blog! After seeing all the drama over the dream daddy vid I watched the clip around 10 times and could easily see Dan was not talking about monolids but the narrow eyes option. I'm so happy you're sorta spreading the truth lol. I feel some certain blogs won't want to accept this tho as they like to always call dnp out for something and be a big social justice warrior (which can be a good thing at times but not in this situation, dnp did nothing wrong)

(2)So many tumblrs i love and care about are making me so angry over the discourse. First they talk about the monoloid eye thing when they werent even talking about those eyes and even phandom members w monoloid eyes were like “bro im not fucking upset” and all the white fandom members were the ones shoving it down our throats. than over their fucking merch, its so easy to send their business mail reviews!! thats what they want!! theyre not going to look at every dnp thing ever jesUS CHRIST

(3)i just wanted to look at cool phan things in the ‘phan’ tag but its all discourse. its. all. DISCOURSE. why cant that be a tag on tumblr instead of nsfw honestly i want to have a chill tumbling experience but i cant w all this ignorant discourse smh


I don’t know if these are all from the same person, but I’m going to assume they are (I added the numbers on the 2nd and 3rd ask)!

I’m right there with you! It’s really a shame that none of the tumblr people with thousands of followers will even mention the fact that they were wrong. I’ve seen quite a few actually get angrier after being told they were wrong and continue to demand an apology. It’s just… weird? 

And, yeah, I understand about the merchandise. If they really want the Japan merch to stop, then send their merchandiser an email. Obviously, the Japan merch sells really well or they wouldn’t continue to put it out there. And the only people I have seen bothered by the Japanese merchandise are people who are not Japanese, but think they are doing the entire country of Japan a service by writing out a post on tumblr saying “hey this isn’t right it’s not nice they should stop” like, yeah, that’s gonna do something! And all the people I follow who are from Japan (and the Japanese people in my family who I’ve talked to) don’t give a single crap about it. Like, there are more worrisome things happening in the world than Dan and Phil writing their names in Japanese on merchandise.

Besides answering asks, I won’t make anymore of my own posts about this stuff, so I hope you can enjoy my blog without having to worry about discourse (a word which I am starting to despise).

anonymous asked:

just curious- how many responses did you get for video essay? i filled it out and it wasnt included (im not salty it wasnt very good) but it made me wonder how many responses you got in total, so i can better gauge the number of upset lesbians

hi!!! since you asked i thought i would just give a rundown of the survey in case anyone is interested!! ok so there were 61 responses in total and here were the demographics:

there were a lot of great responses so i’ll just choose some of the ones i liked and put them under a cut bc it’ll get kinda long!

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