im so sorry if i offend anyone

UPDATED: HOE PRODUCTS

I’ve been seeing a lot of these posts with the same damn products on all of them and I really feel like we’re recycling the same shit and there’s nothing new to read anymore which is part of the reason I made this account, to add my own remedies and routines in hope that it could help someone else~

African black soap-
Lemme tell you right now. Ditch whatever shit you’re using as a body wash RN and go cop some (RAW) African black soap. That shit is natural and is bursting with vitamin A and E. It helps with eczema too. I personally use Alaffia which also contains Shea butter and I use it everday. Love it and love my skin+it smells super fresh

Apple cider vinegar-
Add abt ¾ of a cup of ACV to your bath and let it work its magic. Its anti fungal and battles against body odor. It makes your hair shiny and is considered a skin detox bath, I personally experience softer skin. ALSO it resets your pH and fights again vaginal odor and yeast infections naturally too.

Jojoba oil-
Jojoba oil is the oil that everyone thinks coconut oil is. It is a natural moisturizer for hair and skin and it works way better than coconut oil could ever hope to do!!

Coconut oil-
Let me tell u something. In a previous post I copied a message on of my followers sent me abt coconut oil being horrible for your hair because it breaks down proteins. It got a lot of positive and negative feed back, some saying I was trying to speak for them or leave out black hair, no that is not the case. I simply copied a message and released it for public knowledge cause im here to HELP YOU NOT HURT YOU! I’m sorry if I offended anyone~ but coconut oil, regardless of hair, is not the angelic product everyones made it out to be. STOP PUTTING THAT SHIT ON YOUR SKIN IT CLOGS PORES. I use it to oil pull, its a natural way to remove the toxins from your mouth and it also whitens your teeth. You put abt a teaspoon or less of coconut oil in your mouth and swish for a minute or 2. Love that shit my teeth are so white. But other than that I wouldnt put that shit on my hair or skin, unless you’re shaving your legs or sometin. Although I do put it on my pussy after I shave and idk what i’d do without it. But coconut oil is NOT for everything.

Rose water-
Sorry for the extremely long coconut oil excerpt lol this one’s short. Rose water can be used as a toner/makeup setter. It controls oil and hydrates your skin. It also has antioxidant and antibacterial properties. Its also good on dry/frizzy hair

Castor oil+Vitamin E oil-
Another 2 great oils. I’m lazy and didnt want to make another 2 oil sections lol but basically castor oil can be used on eyebrows/eyelashes to thicken them. Its also a natural laxative. Vitamin E oil is a great hair/skin moisturizer and heals scars.

Biotin-
If you arent taking biotin everyday I want you to go to your local pharmacy and cop a bottle because beauty starts from the inside. Its a hair skin nail vitamin and boosts healthy growth of hair/nails and keeps skin healthy. I do love it.

Charcoal soap-
Instead of using a typical bar of soap, invest in a charcoal one instead. Charcoal contains a powder called Binchōtan which cleanses and moisturizes skin. For all u natural bitches out there.

Also a lil side note~ for anyone who wants to comment to mine or any other ‘hoe tip’ posts saying “these are life tip not hoe tips” SHUT UP! We know! But these tips were originally for tips and products to be as sexy and well maintained as they can be. Usually before somekind of sex appointment. Let the hoes have this instead of trying to shame it

Some thoughts on bi Simon Snow

I’m am all for bisexual and pansexual representation and I really think it’s something that needs to be happening more. However I really like Simon never identifying his sexuality in Carry On. I personally relate to Simon a lot and I really have no clue what my sexual orientation is. I pretty bad for a while because I wanted to have that label to identify with but I couldn’t find one that ever felt right. Simon not identifying with any sexual orientation made me feel a lot better because it made me really see that it’s okay to not identify with anything. You can just be attracted to anyone you happen to be attracted to. So it makes me a little upset when I see people calling Simon bisexual or anything else because he canonically doesn’t identify as anything. However, those are just my opinions and thoughts and personally I really like Rainbow’s choice to not have Simon identify as anything.

  • Seokjin: Kim Taehyung we need to talk.
  • Taehyung: *Takes off his Gucci jacket* What's up?
  • Seokjin: I think you need to stop hanging out with Tao so much.
  • Taehyung: Why's that?
  • Seokjin: I just think he's a bad influence on you.
  • Taehyung: Psh please what 'bad influence'- *Pulls open his closet door to have hundreds of Gucci items to fall out and spill over the floor*
  • Taehyung: I see what you mean.
After hours

So I had to stay after school today because we had color guard sectionals and after that I had this academic award ceremony thing. Anyway I was sitting in the lobby area after school had ended and the teachers and principles were going into the auditorium to set up for the awards and the vice principle didn’t see my because I was sitting against a wall and he just yelled “I HATE SCHOOL” then scurried away so the moral of this story is even our teachers think school is bullshit 

Guys…. Yesterday I lashed out a tiny bit and my ask box was getting heavy and I was so afraid to even open it. So I asked my friend to take a look at the messages for me and she told me it was safe to look because pretty much every single message and comment of all those dozens that I received yesterday were the most heartwarming. So I went ahead and read them all and broke down weeping uncontrollably because you are all so so so sweet and wonderful and kind, I cannot even explain it… thank you so much with all my heart for being so understanding and supportive. Whenever I feel like I’m getting overwhelmed or begin feeling pressured, you help me remember how amazing it is to be part of this community, and my gratefulness is not only brought back to the surface but also multiplies a million times. Really. I’m just some random sad nerd who fell in love with a fictional world and wants to recreate it out of my imagination, and you are here being with me and loving it. Thank you so so so SOOOoooosnsdsfehgu much. Really. Truly. Love you all, even if you don’t really care that much, I still love you and am grateful for you. You don’t have to be here, but you are, and you appreciate whatever I manage to give. Thank you ❤

P.S. I’ll try to respond to the off-anon messages as soon as I have time!!

anonymous asked:

Do you know any good fionn accounts? Need more to follow

THESE ARE PPL THAT I KNOW HAVE ALOT ABT FIONN ON THEIR BLOG!!! IF I FORGOT ANYONE IM SO SORRY FEEL FREE TO CALL ME OUT!!! I DIDNT KNOW WHO TO PUT AND DIDNT WANNA OFFEND/BOTHER ANYONE BUT HERE YA GO!!

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@fionnshair @fionnxharry @fionn-n-harry @fionnsfringe @fionnsfreckles @fionnrie @whitebreadfionn @fionnwhitehead @rosyfionn @fionnsjawline @fionnleywhitehead
@secret-rendezvous1d @flavescentfionn @youflowerr-youfeast @harriebb @fionnsglasses @dadshirtking

Seventeen All Unit Reaction: “Crush Having a Tragic Past...but...”

Anon: Can i have a seventeen reaction to their crush bein goofy and punny despite having a tragic past? Love your works and the fact that you writing fast. And i feel like you’ve improved your writing skill im proud :’) Thanks for the good work and your kind replies❤️

HEYYY!!! Sorry this took so long to post! I got caught up with stuff…but here you go lovely hope you like it! Also, my internet is crap right now so I can’t upload gifs - I’ll post them later :( <3 Luna 

*And as always! This is just a reaction, it is in no way real, not made to offend anyone and should not be taken as being in any way serious! I will state what gifs are mine!!*


Scoups/Seungcheol

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You and Scoups were laying around the dorm eating ice cream and watching t.v. as per usual. You had your head on his stomach, shouting at the cartoon you were watching, making goofy puns about the characters whenever you could. 

“Y/N! You’ve seen it a hundred times you know what is going to happen!” he cried your head bobbing as he started laughing hysterically. 

Seungcheol hardly thought about your past until moments like this. He knew you didn’t want him to see you as someone who was defined by what had happened to you. He just saw you as you. Y/N. His crush who was the most positive person in his life. 

You rolled your head to look at him, he had turned quiet which you knew meant he was stuck in his head. You immediately pulled a face at him. He grinned but didn’t laugh. “What are you doing Y/N?” he sighed shaking his head but you jumped up, pulling goofier faces at him until he burst out laughing. 

“That’s better!” you cried, jumping to your feet and slipping over to the t.v. to grab the controllers. You hit the floor before you could stop it, you squealed the laugh escaping your throat as you posed pretending that was supposed to happen. “Tadaahhh!!” 

He shook his head at you sitting up and laughing. But in his head he couldn’t help but feel so proud of you. For how you could smile regardless of what had happened months before, and he couldn’t help but fall for you even more. “Oh my god! I love this song!” 

Jeonghan

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Jeonghan and you never broke habit. You two were friends long before he had developed feelings for you. But, you hadn’t told him about your past until two months earlier. 

He hadn’t known how to react, but you had simply smiled at him. A sparkle to your eyes as you took your hands in his. “Of course it hurts Jeonghan, but, I won’t let it break me. So, please…” 

Before you could finish the sentence he pulled you into a hug, squeezing you tightly. “I understand.” That was all you needed. And, even to this day his words kept you in place. 

You and Jeonghan were currently trying to decide who was going to do the dishes when you held your hands up. “Okay, this calls for drastic measures!” you cried, a smile on your lips. He immediately held up his hands and you two counted down from three. Jeonghan had rock. You however, made a weird noise and ran from the room. 

“Y/N!” he cried staring after you. “What was that? You didn’t even…”
“Oh I did!” you shouted from somewhere inside the dorm. “It’s called the disappearing act! It beats everything since you can’t beat something that isn’t there!”

He burst out laughing, shaking his head at you. Jeonghan grinned to himself as he started washing up. He couldn’t stop smiling. You had that effect on him. Even when you returned with a tea-towel wrapped around your head and dancing crazily around the kitchen. “Listen Y/N, I know you’re crazy…”

“It’s okay Jeonghan,” you said nudging him with your hips. “I understand.”

Woozi/Jihoon

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Jihoon smirked at you as you sat beside him in the canteen. “I didn’t see you there” you laughed dropping into the seat and placing your pasta pot in front of you. “I nearly walked right pasta you…” 

You left the pun hang in the air as his face dropped, “Really Y/N? Another one?” He shook his head slowly, a small grin on his lips as he thought about what you’d just said. “How many of them have you got?”

“I’ve got so many Jihoon, the numbers are infinite…” You started laughing at your own puns. He smiled widely at you, simply hearing you crack up at the strangest of things brought a new meaning to his day.

He was obviously worried about you. He couldn’t help what had happened to you in the past but he wanted to be there now, and for the future. Jihoon didn’t know how to tell you how much he cared. Or what he would do for you, but he knew how strong you were, how strong you could be. 

“You’re weird Y/N,” he laughed into his food. 

“Weird Jihoon, are you really calling me weird?” 

He nodded as you proceeded to pull faces at him from over the table. He was so proud of you. And, even though he couldn’t always show it, he wasn’t always there, but he cared for you more than you even knew. “If weird were in the dictionary your name would be under it.”

“Weird is in the dictionary Jihoon,” you said suddenly very confused. “Isn’t it?”
Jihoon stilled for a moment. His eyes widening ever so slightly as he realised what he had just said. “Well then! I didn’t know you were famous Y/N!!”

“And you call me weird.”

Hoshi/Soonyoung

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Hoshi and you had always been the ones to bring the cheerfulness to literally every situation. You had been the one to show him all these goofy dances that made every situation better, songs, and the puns…oh god the puns.

But, Hoshi hadn’t known about your past. Not until today. “I didn’t know that had happened to you Y/N!” he cried, his eyes slightly tearful. He felt as though he had experienced it himself. “How…why did something like that happen to someone like you!”

You shook your head grabbing his hands and dragging him from the cheer. “What time is it!?” you cried before busting out weird dance moves, a laugh on your face.

Hoshi was slightly taken aback. He knew you were just trying to make him feel better but… “Y/N, what are you doing?” Hoshi was trying his hardest to remain serious, simply because he thought that was what you wanted. And, the fact he was still trying to process what you had just said.

“Look Soonyoung. Hurdles are just a part of life, you just need to get over them…” You grinned at him waiting patiently. Hoshi groaned loudly dropping his head in defeat. 

“Did you seriously just do that?” he sniggered, before he knew it you had pulled him from the moment he was just about to have. Hoshi was just glad that even after what had happened you were happy. He was slowly falling for you, the puns were just something he had to put up with for now. 

Joshua/Jisoo

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Joshua had been there the night your life had fallen apart. It was a day unmarked on the calendar, but one you both couldn’t forget. Two years ago to the day and Joshua was still by your side. 

“You’re quiet today Jisoo,” you said, smiling at him and linking your arm through his. You held up the slushie he’d bought you and pointed to the colour, “Why so blue, Jisooooo?” 

He made a small snigger at what you had just said before wrapping an arm around your shoulders. “Nothing Y/N, just thinking.”

You knew what he was thinking about. But, inside he knew he didn’t have to worry about you. You were strong. Thoughtful. Always with a smile on your face regardless of the day. “It’s just another day Joshua,” you cried pulling him slightly scrunching up your face slightly.

He felt his worries melt away almost instantly seeing you smile. “Your tongue is blue Y/N,” he sniggered, covering his mouth slightly as you continued to stick your tongue out.

“Really?!” You turned your eyes to look but he hugged you suddenly, crushing you to him. “Y/N, I don’t think you realise how much you mean to me…”

You sniggered against his chest. “Aww I know Joshua,” you laughed pecking his cheek lightly. “I’ve known for a long time. Now, come on slushie I want to go on the carousel!”

Jun/Junhui

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Jun had never once asked you to do anything that he was afraid would bring back old memories. He was worried about making you feel uncomfortable, hence why, you two were walking down the sidewalk in the rain instead of driving.

He was watching you jump in puddles just ahead of him, uncaring of the fact you were drenched from head to toe. You spun on your heels kicking a wave of water over him before sprinting off. 

“Y/N!” he cried, unsure of whether or not to be angry as he sprinted after you. It was on a night like tonight that the car accident had happened. But you weren’t phased. Instead you were too busy trying to annoy Jun.

He’d lost sight of you until you shouted from the taxi bank, hiding underneath the shelter. “I’m so cold!” you laughed quickly wrapping your arms around his waist. He stilled at your touch. 

You two had been friends for a while but never anything more. You knew he liked you, but at the same time you knew he kept his distance just because he was afraid of hurting you - that hurt more than anything. 

“Well that’s your fault for jumping in puddles Y/N!” he said, wrapping one arm around you but nothing more. As a taxi pulled up, you hurried inside only to see his eyes widen. 

“Are you sure?” he asked from the doorway. The rain pelted down round him, but he didn’t get in until he was sure you were comfortable. That was just what he was like with you.  

“Jun, you can’t have a rainbow without the storm. Now get in the car! You’re getting soaked!”

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anonymous asked:

so I just heard about the Hindu "mythology" book coming soon hopefully on your blog, I'm excited as not only Indian but also Hindu, but it also scares me because I worry that people are going to take them the same way they take the Greek mythology, something that does not exist to most of the world (if not all of it) and then think that dressing up in a Sari is the same as dressing up in a toga, which really scares me as someone who was forced to leave their home and family in India 1/2

Stuff, like wearing Saris and getting Henna done by my grandmother for special events, is almost like the only bits of my culture I can fully celebrate in a country like America and for other (white) people to think it’s okay to replicate it takes away anything that reminds me of my heritage 2/2

Hi anon, thank you so much for saying this! I understand, I’m very excited for the books, but… well…

The thing about Greek Mythology (and Roman, Egyptian, and Norse) is that no one believes in it anymore. But Hinduism is a prominent religion, the oldest polytheistic religion that still exists today. And so if people decide to cosplay the Indian characters with saris, and henna, things that most Hindu people wear on special occasions, it won’t be the same as when they cosplay with togas.

Hopefully people can realise that this is a delicate thing, and I hope that the author makes sure that Hinduism isn’t romanticised or seen as a ‘fake’ and ‘fictional’ religion. I totally understand you, anon, and I wish as well as you do that people won’t replicate parts of the culture.

(sorry this got so long! But this is a very important subject…)

New Demons

Word Count: 4.2k
Warnings: Smoking, mentions of drinking, homophobia, a lot of bible talk
A/N: ok i am not religious at all but I go to church nearly every sunday so i kinda know about church stuff? im sorry if this offends anyone but yeah this was a v nice prompt i love it.
Title

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Phil is not religious. He understands why some people are, of course, but he was never able to grasp the whole point of religion besides the fact that you could literally just throw all of your problems onto a celestial being until you felt like you were being ‘forgiven’ for all the wrong you’ve done in your life.

But the point is that Phil is not religious because why would he believe in a higher power who may or may not be real when he could just believe in himself? When he’s having a hard time, it’s him that is going to find the solution and fix the problem, not some God who had over seven billion other people he’s supposedly looking after.

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Ok but just imagine...

Gardienne: *wakes up moody and has a bad hair day*
Ezarel: Hey, look who wears a purreko as a wig today
Gardienne: Hey, look who is the greatest bitch in Eldarya, the rudest elf ever and a blue motherfucker…
Ez: *annoyed* Hey, calm your…
Gardienne: NO, just listen to me with your ridiculous ears, in your clown clothes.
Ez: Girl, Im so…
Gardienne: OF COURSE YOU SHOULD BE SORRY, YOU HAVE BEEN A MEAN PIECE OF SHIT WITH ME SINCE I ARRIVED. YOU HAVE INSULTED ME, YOU HAVE MADE FUN OF ME, YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME. YOU ARE THE WORST. Ez: Gard…Gardienne please, I didn’t…
Gardienne: WHAT’S UP, “DADDY”, DOES EWELEIN SHOUTS SWEETER?
Ez: But…
Gardienne: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE DISGUSTING TO ME.
Ez: *sobbing* Gar…
Gardienne: AND YOUR PONYTAIL LOOKS FUCKING STUUUUUUUUPID.
Ez: *starts to cry*

blog rates !!

hi lovebugs ! yesterday i reached 500 followers ? which is ? absurd ?? thank u all so much for following me, this blog has grown so much in the past few months that i can’t keep up. anyways here’s some blogrates !!

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hav fun kids !! i’ll probs do these gradually over the wkend. sorry if i offend anybody ,, remember that this is just my lousy personal opinion and i don’t represent anyone else ! as well, i’m rating the blog, not the person behind it !! my stupid blog rates don’t affect ur awesomeneess my dude  💞

So my recent asks have been appearing in the izuocha tag and im not sure how because i honestly havent tagged anything , i am so sorry if anyone got offended but i never hated on the ship,i think its cute as ive said, this is so irritating, i really hope it doesnt happen againa and i am sorry!

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