im so sorry for those of you who dont like jam

consider this: SMH & one direction

i just wanna talk about smh and 1d ok im so sorry this wasnt supposed to be this long i have no control 

  • dex grew up with sisters (let me have this he has a bunch of sisters ok) so not only was he completely unable to escape one direction he was not allowed to get away with any sort of ‘bands that have mainly young female fanbases are not real music’ misogyny that lots of teen boys and adult males have 
    • so he likes 1d he doesnt advertise but he had to listen to them a lot so he knows their entire discography and what they have some good songs ok bro 
    • so yeah they find their way into his workout playlists so fucking what man they’re fucking hype songs 
    • his fave is niall bc hes chill and just wants to drink beer and play his guitar and listen to dad rock and he’s irish (dex is irish and is grandma loves niall bc she’s irish and what a sweet young lad) he’s not like die hard niall stan but he knows all of the 1d discourse from his sisters debating (im willing to listen to other opinions my back up is louis bc hes a punk) 
    • he save up one year (and got help from his fam) to get tickets for his sisters to see a wwa concert as a birthday/christmas/every holiday present bc theyre expensive and they dont have a lot of money 
      • his mom technically bought the tickets he just helped pay for them and the girls surprised him with a ticket for him to come with (mama poindexter: well i cant let them go alone who’s gonna watch them you have to go make sure they dont get arrested for doing something stupid) dex played it cool but it was such a fun concert and so fun to hang out with his sisters tooo
  • nursey now is a goddamn hipster u cant tell me he isnt into a bunch of british alternative bands and bc of his brit music phase he knew about one direction from the very start at the x factor stage (he definitely mentions this all the goddamn time when they start becoming popular but he chills out through the years)
    • hes been to at least one concert for every tour (he even got tickets to the madison square garden show) - he went to every concert with his sister but it was his idea to go and she was just there to keep an eye on him
    • also a big reason he got into the band was zayn like heres a pakistani muslim boy who’s super talented with these white dudes and that representation is super important (i also hc nursey as muslim or at least partially but zayn is a brown muslim boy killing it so yeah its awesome) 
    • but nurseys fave tho is harry especially when harry is a total hoe with long hair and jewelry and those red carpet looks like nursey is in love but also in awe bc those sparkly boots and that floral suit like those are iconic Looks™ and nursey loves it bc gender isnt real and he loves hoe looks (zayn is like 1.5 tho bc nursey is in love)
      • nursey tries to serenade dex with little things one day when they’re chilling by the pond on the grass and dex punches him bc nursey is making him emo even when he knows dex doesnt have emotions (in public in front of people who can see him cry)
  • bitty likes them they’re no beyonce but theyre fun and attractive and yeah hes gonna have some fun dancing to them he isn’t really up with all the drama and disc*urse until the boys have 1d nights and they watch this is us and the concert dvds bc he learns a lot 
    • he loves 2013 era harry and all the time liam (that boy is thicc and bitty 100% does not swoon)
  • holster like come tf on holster loves them he unironically and passionately loves one direction completely unashamed he does not care for your opinions and no one makes fun of him bc he’s a 6′4 fucking big ass hockey player who could drop kick u across campus if he wanted to
    • he claims he doesnt have a fave but he would die for all of them 
    • his fave rotates seasonally and he has a different fave for each era 
    • he went to the tmh tour and he’s gone to every tour since - he goes with his sisters bc its a bonding topic for them he sits at the edge of the floor or at the end of a row on the sides bc hes so tall he feels so bad and he tries to stay out of the way of the little girls behind him but hes nice to them and talks to them and so they like him even if hes a giant
    • but really he and his sisters are so close bc they have a lot of similar interests and they talk about pop culture stuff and its hard to keep intouch when hes away so much but they have group chats about 1d and tv shows and stuff so its so nice for them to keep up a strong bonding time 
  • ransom is a britney bitch and holster dragged him into 1d. he’s in it for the memes and the drama really. (he likes the songs and thinks its fun but he wouldnt have been a fan and gone to concerts if it wasnt for holtz)
    • holster takes him to the wwa concert and they have a blast 
    • holster also drags his ass to see this is us opening night (they both cry)
  • chowder just loves everyone and he doesnt understand why people hate 1d (or other pop artists with majority young female fan bases that ppl hate bc misogyny) when theyre so fun he’s not an active /fan/ until smh has team bonding nights involving one direction jam sessions and concert dvd watching and drunk history
  • on such 1d nights they put on one of the dvds and it accidentally turns into a drinking game (mainly drinking bc this part of my god did u see that !!! THAT NOTE CHANGE !!!! and ZAYN WHY !!!! and other painful parts) and some of them *cough* nursey dex and holster *cough* get possibly the most drunk they ever get bc of this 
    • theres loud awful drunk singing along and some sobbing (this is definitely not based off of any sort of personal experience whatsoever nope never done this before) 
    • after the movie when everyone is so drunk they talk about 1d history which is how the veterans teach the others about the exciting drama and disc*urse  
  • lardo is a bad bitch who is tough as fuck and manages a division I mens hockey team and every single one of them is afraid of her. AND she would not let any bro tease her for liking one direction bc why the fuck not. 
    • she has plenty of their songs thrown in arting playlists and in pump up playlists 
    • and she knows theres nothing better to cheer holster up when he’s having a rough day than a 1d dance sesh 
    • dont forget where you belong is the first song on her team bonding playlist bc its a love song to ur bandmates which transfers very well to love songs to ur teammates 
  • shitty unapologetically loves 1d and boy bands and girl bands and he supports all things that young girls love but are not taken seriously bc girls like them 
    • he’s written at least 3 papers/projects on the misogyny surrounding young girls and their interests and involvement in fandom and also boybands (he tries to fight all guys who disrespect girls’ interests and the power of teenage girls)
    • he’ll randomly show up to a 1d night bc obvi he’s in that gc and he’s ready to party and express emotions and dance and talk drama 
    • he loves harry bc “THAT FLOW MAN!!! HIS FLOW IS SO SICK!!!”
    • he cried when harry posted the pic of the hair he chopped off and cried when he saw the another man shoot where harry was defying all sorts of societal norms it was beautiful and his flow is still so nice even this short its ok it’ll grow back better than before
  • one friday night the lax bros sneak over to try to prank the haus and peak in the window and see half of the hockey team in the living room drunk off their ass singing loudly to a one direction concert on the tv - holster and nursey jumping around attempting to dance along, ransom clinging to bitty on the floor crying about a ‘hiatus’, bitty soothing ransom, dex forgetting about the drink in his one hand to drink rum from the bottle, shitty naked (not surprising) and slow dancing with a life sized cut-out of harry styles with tears streaming down his face (more surprising), and chowder lying on the couch singing through mouthfuls of pie 
  • they walk back to the lax bro house without executing the prank and they never mention it again
Boyfriend!Vernon
  • this is gonna be really fun
  • like, since he doesn’t have much experience it’d be something new for the both of you
  • expect more playfulness rather than cheesy romance because i really cant imagine vernon getting all “you are the love of my life, honey-”
  • no no no its more like he keeps blushing after eVERY cute moment and youre laughing bc hes so akskdkdkd cuuuute….
  • “hey y/n….are you made of stars? bECAUSE YOURE OUT OF THIS WORLD-
  • pls teach him that pick up lines dont actually work ok? 
  • kisses are shy little things that has to be led on deeper by you
  • playing w his floppy woppy hair~ 
  • and his nickname for you is “babe” or “beautiful”, when he’s feeling brave lol but yh, he seems like a “babe” person
  • imagine you both are in car and jamming out to his songs like…. i imagine that vernon has a lit playlist yunno
  • “dance” battles that vernon ends up winning because he makes up this weird giraffe dance move that has you dying lmao
  • couple street wear outfits like yes schwaggg
  • tried to teach to you how to rap……..keyword: tried
  • “uh! yeah! i be stopping tRAFFIC because of mY CHAPSTICK-” yes vernon was dying too you’re as bad as joshua
  • seungkwan always fanboying when he sees vernon with you bc its hella cuuuute well actually all of svt really
  • vernon falling asleep on you a lot because he’s a sleepy child who likes warm things
  • at first, he lets you choose the date and you always pick out fun places bc you dont want to bore vernon
  • so it surprises you that when he gets to pick, its the park where its peaceful and quiet
  • isnt a sleaze (he blushes too much to be one lmao) so you’re not worried he’ll pull a move while you both stand on a bridge with the moon, watching the han river rush underneath 
  • when you both are alone and it’s nighttime, he lets all his thoughts run out and sometimes you get sad because his real thoughts are so deep and emotional, you didnt think anything really bothered him that much…
  • vernon really trusts you though so you listen as best as you can and try to give him advice
  • and that’s how vernon knew you were going to be worth everything (’:
  • ahhhhhh imagine meeting families after a while and like vernon gets so nervous to meet yours like he can feel his english deterioriating lol
  • had to ask seungkwan what he was supposed to wear lol
  • and you assure him that’s it’s gonna be fine and he’s like y-you’re right…..and what do you know? your fam loves him bc he’s so nice and helpful
  • and when it’s your turn, you try not to show your own nervousness bc then you’d be defying your statement xD but vernon can tell you are and he just holds your hand and squeezes it and goes “my family is gonna love you~" 
  • and yes, they do!!! esp his little sister (: super adorable and she always asks vernon if he’s bringing you over when she calls him
  • you both barely fight and if you two did, it was probably from jealousy or how vernon is too "chill”
  • but pls don’t let his chill personality fool you into thinking he doesn’t care. he does a LOT, he just never had experience so he’s pretty much lost
  • consults his hyungs and theyre like you better go get them chocolates or something- 
  • and he does….and hes so sorry and you immediately forgive him bc you can see that he is 
  • mm…..adventure couple as well!! ✈️
  • always scoping out new places to eat in korea or checking out abandoned wrecks 
  • but yall always end up lost!!!!!
  • like one time vernon really wanted to try the phrase “im taking the next train outta here!” and you two end up in some small korean town like v e RNON
  • dw you both end up laughing and just calling s.coups for help
  • also, you both made up this bucket list and now you both are going to visit all those places
  • you having to check if vernon packed all his impt belongings before going to the airport lol
  • and its so much fun and as you go around the world, youll realize that no matter where you two go and how much beautiful places and people you see…..they dont compare to vernon (lMAO THAT WAS SO CHEESY but cute)
  • and vernon realizes that too
  • in fact, the first “i love you” came six months after, when you both were exploring tokyo and holding hands and eating ice cream and vernon was just gazing at you as you were describing something you saw earlier
  • like….you seem more beautiful underneath with the bright city lights twinkling in your eyes and above your heads
  • and before he could stop himself, “y/n, i love you” just like that
  • ofc he blushed but you kissed him, smiled and told him you love him too
  • but on a lighter note, the type to get amazed at everything on the trip too hes so adorkable lol
  • i think itd be safe to say that you are going to be vernon’s first love
  • and that even if you two break apart, you’ll always be the one in vernon’s heart as his first, the one who taught him to be how he is in a relationship
  • pls protect vernon~ 
The Mogi 500!

Ok excuse that terrible reference, I don’t even watch races all that much, so what am I doing making that reference???

Anywho, yes, I HIT 500 FOLLOWERS!!!! Like what even guys? I don’t even know how this happened? I’m pretty sure I am a bump on a log like all the time and I do nothing but write, so 500? Okie dokie thennn…

But believe it or not, this baby is organized!!!!! Those who have been following me from the beginning know that these things are train wrecks from me, but I put this I a spreadsheet and like, woah, life got a whole lot easier. *~*

First, call out goes to my waifu, @neato-ft , who did the lovely coloring you see at the top. I really don’t know why you put u with me, for like the past month, I have been nothing but crabby for more than half of it. But hey, you’re sticking with me and I can’t be more thankful. Thank your for being my best friend and waifu, Boo.

To the Chat of Unfortunate Events, You guys are great and idk what i would do without you guys, that includes you new members too!! Yall are tagged throughout this since I’m copying and pasting from my spreadsheet, I’m lazy. x]


So here goes.

@blah - you follow me, kudos and thank you!

@blah - you are mutuals, and i love you

@blah - you are my friends/family on this lovely sea of blue and ily bunches

@blah - you are my senpais and I look up to you for various reasons ^^

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OMG so i reached my 1st goal of 500 followers and  that’s like….. mind blowing for me. my next goal is 1k!  thank you so much to everyone who follows me, i see you guys doing your thing. this blog has been around for a while but im so happy where i am right now! as a little thank you thank you, i’ll do a follower forever! excuse my poor editing skills lmao, but credit to the stickers goes to this  line page. 

the ones in BOLD are my mutuals, and the ones with a  ♥️ next to them are my faves. i dont talk to many of you, but i sure would like too!

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**IM SORRY YOU GOT 5748295 NOTIFS FROM ME OMG THE THING WOULDNT POST AND IDEK WHY @ STAFF PLEASE FIX THIS IM VERY EMBARRASSED**

I hit 1k so you know what that means!! I’m not sure how all of you got here because I don’t make gifs, I don’t make edits (as u can see from above photo), and I’ve written like 2 scenarios??? But thank you for following me and putting up with my shit since day 1, ever since i was got7bangtan. SIKE none of you were here until i was jiminsoles or smth ahah.

ok on with the actual point of the post. i talk too much.

*some people changed their urls and i have no idea who they are now so those ppl are missing :((

HOMIES

(this includes some people from the networks and chats that i am in)

Okay so this list consists of the people i interact with/talk to the most and a few people I consider special bc I’ve known them since i started actively using this blog :’)). I’m sorry if I forgot to add you here or if I added you in the cutie patoots section and not here!! pls just know that i still love u and ur probably 2 cool 4 me thats why ur not here. also probably bc you changed your url and i dont know what it is srysry

ALSO!! I’m sorry I’m not as active in the group chats anymore!! I’ll really try and start talking again. I’ve just been going through some things so yeah :)) thank you everyone for being so cool

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CUTIE PATOOTS

All of you are also homies ok even if im not mutuals with you, youre still a homie at heart and ily.

This list consists of the blogs i reblog from the most and people i’ve talked to before but felt too intimidated to add them on the homies list just in case they didnt think i was homie enough to them u feel me LOL

But thank you everyone for filling my dash with happiness

# - i

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j needs its own section bc i follow so many blogs that start with j???

j-helpless j-my-hope jamlesschimchim jeoned jeonj-ngkook jeonjjeoro jeonshine jeonxguk jhoepz jhopesbitchface jhopies ji-hope jikooked jikookie-af jimiin jimincutie jimindick jiminfinite jiminiakookie jimins-pelvis jiminsfw jiminsnips jiminsugah jiminuh jinips jinned jiweon jjangguks jjeoreos jjngkooks juingkookie  jungkookbot  jungkookmedinner jungkooksarms

k - r

kim-teahyung kimbtstaehyung kookaes kookie-king kookie-time kookiew lilbunjk lion-prince luckyjimin luhandyman memeguk mi-du minhoji minsugah minsyubbed moonjint mxknae namjoon-disgusts-me  nowaymin ohhobi  ohparkjimin oneia park-jizzmin parkjlmin parkjmn parkthejimin pcrkjimin pdmin perfectjimin royaltaetae runchrandass

s - z

samframsisco sarutae sboups se0ltang spearjimint sugapotato sugashu sugay4bangtan sweetyoongi syubbie tae-ji  taeguk taehyungs-v taehyungsama taetaecake teahuyng theclassreject ttanji twink-taehyung twoseoks unkooked vangtanbovs vastjungkook vikooks vminist vmintrash whyparkjimin wildtaelephant withseokjin yaboyyoongi ygooni ynoogi yoonkooks yoonsok z2co

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Honestly, this is a little bit overdue already, but, I can’t believe it’s been a year. I fell into Naruto fandom a year ago, I cannot believe. And it’s been such an amazing one at that. I’ve met so so many amazing people, so many friends, I’ve seen so many great writers and so many talented people all together. This fandom often gets a lot of bashing, it’s not perfect, no fandom is, but if I’ve been surrounded by people so kind and sweet, I wouldn’t say this fandom is bad, personally. It’s filled with so many kindhearted people, you guys overflow the bad so easily. Thank you so much for sticking with me through so much time. Thank you if you just started following me recently!

This really means a lot to me, I never thought I’d make this far with Naruto. I didn’t expect to grow so attached to this blog, all this kinda came as a surprise and when I realized, I was already too deep down the rabbit hole. I feel like I’m just getting started and I can’t wait to be in this fandom for years to come, like most of you have! Thank you!! (●´∀`●)

under cut are: sharxngan, kingofxcuses, vindictas, irukas, devilxish

bold - precious people
italics - amazing people (people who I look up to)

I already apologize if I forgot someone!

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floralninjachan  asked:

Do you need the Inside Out care kit? It's got a box of tissues for all your emotional issues.

FUCKING LAVA MOUNTAIN ASS INTRO BULL SHIT STARTS YOU OFF WITH FEELING HAPPY THEN SAD THEN RIPS YOUR HEART OUT THROUGH YOUR ASS AND IM SITTING THERE WEEPING LIKE A BABY AT THE END BECAUSE HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO CUTE ISN’T IT OH NO ACTUALLY ITS MOTHER EFFING SAD BUT OH WAIT HERE’S SOME HOPE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER- SYCHE! EVERYTHING IS HOPELESS AND THERE AINT SHIT YOU CAN DO OH WAIT MOTHER FUCKING MAGICAL MIRACLE ARE HAPPENING SHOOTING OUT OF THE OCEAN TIME TO BE HAPPY AGAIN WHILE WE SING THIS SONG

MOVIE HASN’T EVEN STARTED YET AND IM CRYING ALONG WITH HALF THE PEOPLE IN THE THEATER WTH OTHER HALF DO YOU NOT HAVE EMOITIONS?? CAN’T CRY?? WELL DONT WORRY YOU WILL BE SOON THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT TO MOTHER GOD DAMN DESTROY YOU STRONG WILLED PIECES OF TRASH PREPARE TO CRY.

so we meet everyone characters and all aw yeah life is hella sweat btw HERES A BUNCH OF EASILY RELATABLE SHIT THAT’S HELLA EMOITIONAL YEPPERS RIGHT OFF THE BAT but don’t worry everything has comic relief 10 secodns after the feels jam honestly why did i agree to watch this shit the movie is legit about SADNESS AND HAPPYNESS ITS A ROLLAR COASTER OF EMOITIONS I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PREPAIRED AND JUST AND THEN

FUCKING

ELEPHANT

GOD DAMN DOLPHIN GOLDEN CINNAMON ROLL DIDN’T DESERVE THAT SHIT TO GOOD TO PURE MOTHER OF GOD

and just…….real life shit and…. the father was going through shit and the mom was doing stuff and they showed how even when you doing something good bad shit can come from it and i was just crying but then they show you inside the dogs head and who can be sad about color coded dogs in a dog and just i dont

how do you word i justtt…. i don’t know anything anymore emotions have emotions HAPPINESS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CRIED TEARS OF SADNESS I DON’T KNOW

The only people leaving the theater not crying were the children parents were crying i was crying the fuck is this movie shit

give me like 10 of those boxes is2g im a fucking mess ahhhhhhhhh ;o;

10/10 would recommend.