im so ready for this movie wtf

the signs' last words
  • aries: you think i can be co-god?
  • taurus: i refuse I DECIDE WHE-*beeeeeeeeeeeeep*
  • gemini: "knock knock" "who's there?" ".....(dies)" "WTF MAN WHO THE FUCK WAS THERE"
  • cancer: *insert some basic last words that you'd see in a movie*
  • leo: lol u should see the look on ur face
  • virgo: i probably spent about 53,294 hours laughing so i guess that's successful
  • libra: make sure my corpse is on point
  • scorpio: IM READY FOR HELL
  • sagittarius: oh shit am i dying???
  • capricorn: FINALLY A BREAK ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME SHIT WAS SKRESSFUL
  • aquarius: this is gonna be wICKED
  • pisces: but im chuck norris i cant die

anonymous asked:

So I went to check that movie everyone was talking about and now I'm so anGRY GEEZ I'M REGRETTING ALL MY LIFE CHOICES. CAN YOU GIVE ME A SASUNARU FIC YOU LOVED, LIKE A REALLY LONG ONE SO I CAN SPEND MY NIGHT ON IT AND FORGET THIS SHIT WTF.

OH YOU WANT LONG FICS?? 

LETS DO THIS AGAIN BITCHES IM READY

OHHHH YEAH

WHAT ABOUT FICS WITH SEQUELS HUH???

YOU LIKE THAT DONT YOU

YEAH I BET YOU DO

HERE HAVE SOME FUCKING MORE

TAKE THIS 

AND THIS

*breathes heavily* 

(all of these are SasNar btw, and with porn)