im so looking forward to this movie u have no idea

prince of cats

chapter two: this holy shrine

on ao3 || on ffnet 
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i was gonna say something but im in like a really really bad mood right now so i hope you enjoy the chapter


Marinette hesitates for longer than usual at her apartment door. There’s no way her neighbor will be out and about at this time today, she’s never run into him before yesterday. Maybe he just had an errand to run or something. She shouldn’t be nervous about the slim chance of seeing someone she’s exchanged not even half a conversation with.

At least, that’s what she keeps telling herself.

The reality of the situation is that she fell asleep on the couch in the middle of designing an evening dress and had dreamt about his eyes. His eyes! God it’s like she’s a teenager again.

Just as she’d predicted, she doesn’t run into her neighbor. She’s strangely disappointed. Not that she had been looking forward to see him, she just—

Okay. Yes, she’d been looking forward to at least catching another glimpse of him. She kind of wants to hear his voice again, maybe hear him laugh?

For some reason, she thinks it would sound like springtime—

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Reader in labor HC with Sincerely Three!

I’ve never done HC’s before so I apologize if this is crap but this is my first ever request!!! SO lets get started

Lets start with the meme boy Jared

- ok so jared n u have been together since ur senior year of high school

- you now live together in a cute little apartment

- I feel like jared would be the funny guy in an office job so that’s what he does

- he works in an office and you don’t work right now because YOURE REALLY PREGNANT

- As the days get closer to ur due date, Jared is like ’ hhhh maybe I should stay home with you today babe what if u go into labor AND IM NOT HERE’

- u make him go anyways

- but one day this actually happens n you go into labor while Jared is at work lke 30 minutes away so you call his mom first to have her come get you

- she rushes you to the hospital and once youre there, you finally call Jared and are like ‘ so uh remember how I kept telling you I wasn’t going to go into labor while u were at work? Sike, got u.”

- Jared FREAKS OUT

- ‘waIT WHAT?!’ he screams so loudly his mom can faintly hear it across the room like this boy has a loud voice anyway but holy hell when he yells

- ‘ I TOLD YOU I FUCKING TOLD YOU DIDNT I FUCKING TELL YOU’ Jared screamed and you could basically hear him running out of the office until he gets stopped by the lady at the front desk 

- ‘no i have to leave my partner is pushing a CHILD out right now. well Brenda i don’t care if ur son fell and broke his arm, my child is being BIRTHED.’

- even though he was 30 minutes away, he got to u in record time

- he basically kicked the door open and jumped into the room

- he is def doing a super man pose and winks at you

- you threaten to throw him out of the room before hes even sat down

- fast forward a little bit n your contractions have gotten pretty bad and youre laying on your side with your eyes closed, your hand gripping on the side of the bed so hard jared think you might break it

- ‘ babe ur joking to she hulk the bed and I CANNOT AFFORD THAT’

- you flip him off but go back to aggressively squeezing the bed until this contraction passed for a few moments and you were able to release the bed

- BUT LIKE TW MINUTES LATER THEY WERE BACK AND YOU WENT TO REACH FOR JAREDS HAND INSTEAD OF THE HOSPITAL BED AND HE LIKE PULLS HIS HAND BACK FROM YOU

- ‘youll break  my hand are you crazy I NEED THIS HAND TO DEFEAT ZOMBIES’

- you grab his hand anyways and squeeze it even harder than you had been the bed jut out of spite

- ‘OW OW OW YOU BITCH OH GOD MY HAND’

- u look up at him with these deadly eyes and he instantly shuts up and is just like ‘ i love u (y/n) ‘

- a few hours later and it was time to push so u make sure that Jared’s hand is laced with yours and you squeeze it every time

- hes trying to say encouraging words but its more like ‘wow babe - ow - you’re doing so - fucking ow - wonderful - god my hand is going numb - just keep going babe!!!’

- about an hour later the doctor places a baby boy on your stomach and Jared literally fucking cheers

- the doctor has jared cut the chord and after that they take your son off to clean him up n stuff but the whole time jared sits by your side with that big goofy smile on his face as he tells you that he loves you


OK NOW THE LEGS CONNOR MURPHY

- Connor and u were sitting at home when you went into labor bc it was late at night

- ur watching some movie and u glanced up at connor and are like ‘ hhh either i just peed myself or my water just broke’

- the boy literally JUMPS up from where he was sitting and glances at you before he grabs your hands and pulls you up

-he tells you to go out to the ca so you do that while he gathers the bags that you two had spent the time making up in the previous weeks

-he walks outie trying to be as calm as he can but once he gets in the car he just glances over at you and says ‘holy fuck’ before he starts off towards the hospital

-at this point your contractions aren’t close together but when they do hit they fucking hurt like nothing you have ever experienced before so when the first big one hits you groan in pain and COnnor looks over at you all worried and is lik e

- ‘is everything ok, goddammit I’m going as fast as i can without being pulled over but all this fuCKING traffic is making it hard to get FUCKING anywhere.’

- you put your hand on his leg and are just like ‘connor stfu its fine i was having a contraction buts its passed right now so its fine ok’

- he eventually gets you to the hospital and you get into the bed with all the chords attached to your stomach

- i feel like connor has been super nervous for this because hes so scared that hes gonna be a bad dad that when he sits down next to you he just kind of like shuts down and starts to completely doubt himself

- but ofc you know whats going on so you just grab his hand and tell him its all gonna be ok bc obviously neither f you have any real idea how to be a parent yet and youll figure it out together

- he looks at you with those super pretty eyes and u just smile at him

- he loves u so much and he feels so lucky to have someone  like you who makes him feel like this is all going to be ok instead of the way his father had been making him feel by like teling him hes gonna be a bad dad

- a few hours later and its finally time to push and Connor lets you hold his hand the entire time and hes just completely ignoring the fact that youre basically breaking his hand and he just keeps telling u how great youre doing

- ‘youre doing great (y/n), squeeze my hand all you want. Take all the fucking anger out on my hand its fine’

- the doctor puts a little girl on your chest and you tear up as u look at her

- and so does connor because ike ffuck he has a daughter and someone who is going to love him and that he already loves so much?? like he didn’t think he could love anything this much other than u until he saw his daughter

- the doctor has connor cut the chord and he does it really slowly before the little girl is taken away to get cleaned up.

- connor sits down beside of you and he rubs your hair out of your face and kisses your forehead gently

- that boy loves u and his little family so much and he swears that he is going be ten times better than his family ever was to him


OK NOW EVAN

- SO LIKE- Evan and you go over to Heidi’s every Tuesday for taco Tuesday and game night right??- so you guys are sitting there eating and playing uno when suddenly you have this weird pain in your stomach and it’s not at all like when the baby kick so you just kind of pause and it’s your turn so Heidi and Evan both give you a confused look- ’ uh (y/n) are you ok?’

- you just nod your head and shrug your shoulders b are like ya just a pain but it’s gone now- so you start playing again- Until the pain comes back and it’s worst that before so you once again take a deep breath and just sit there for a moment and this is when evan starts like getting really nervous and yoy can tell because his starting to pull on the corner of his cards- Heidi asks you if you’re sure you’re ok and you just nod your head

- until ur water breaks and ur just sitting a small puddle of water in your seat-u don’t wanna freak out evan so u ask him to go get you a drink from the kitchen and once he leaves, u whisper to Heidi that u think ur water broke- AND SHE LIKE SQUEALS- Evan comes back in when he hears the squeal and is like ???? what??? -AND HEIDI IS LIKE “(Y/N) THINKS THEIR WATER BROKE”

-and evan drops the glass of water he had in his hands and it goes everywhere and u snicker- ‘now Evans water has broken’ and Evans eyes go wider than before- ‘this is uh no times for jokes!! we gotta go!!’ Evan says and you nod your head and get up-Heidi drives u to the hospital and drops you and evan off before she goes back to the your and Evans house to get the bags you had packed

- the doctor gets you all situated and checks you and is like ???- had u waited any longer to come in yoy might have been having the baby at home because you were like 8cm

- ur like ??? I barely feel anything what the fuck-the doctor shrugs and chuckled

-evan is sitting by your bed and he’s obviously an anxious mess- his leg is bouncing and his face is all red and his fidgeting with the bed sheets- bc like what if the baby doesn’t end up liking him and what if he’s a bad dad and messes up when it comes to taking care of the baby and goodness the boy is just a mess

- but u just smile at him and place hand on his and just whisper calming words to him- Heidi shows up with the bags you had packed and she just smiles at the scene of her son and the person he loves all lovey dovey and about to be parents-the doctor comes in like 20 minutes later and tells u that it’s time to push so you get all situated-evan grabs your hand and is squeezing it WAY tighter than you’re squeezing his and you can’t help but laugh

-it takes like 3-5 pushes and the doctor puts a little girl on your stomach and asks evan if he wants to cut the chord and he nods-but when the doctor puts the scissors in his hands and they’re shaking like crazy and he takes one step into doing it before- he passes out-like he drops to the floor and you burst out laughing because you knew he was nervous but not that nervous

-Heidi laughs and helps evan up and he cuts the chord with her help and he just keeps staring at the baby and he just can’t comprehend that he made that- he just loves you and his baby so much snd he’s so excited to be a dad now

anonymous asked:

since the next fbawtft movie is gonna happen in Paris do u have any thoughts on what the state of the magical community in France would be like?

fuck, dude. 

for the sake of realism i hope the magical community of France goes something like this : 

  • the governement is a mess, like any governement. there’s a President and a prime minister and more ministers and no women whatsoever and the President is important. 
  • idk if they’d be involved in the Grindelwald bullshit ? probably so, like the rest of the world. plus they close to the UK and Germany (is grindelwald german ? i think he is) so wizard cops in blue uniforms 
  • wizard cops in blue uniforms who go on strikes sometime bc really they should be paid more than that given how much their lives are in danger 
  • the magical governement is probably hidden at the Palais de l’Elysée somewhere 
  • or maybe the Louvre 
  • Holy shit. A magical Louvre with magical paintings and shit fuck dude 
  • i hope the french wizards they meet are extra as fuck 
  • and grumpy. i hope they swear a lot in french and complain about everything 
  • including the price of baguettes 
  • i hop jacob discovers the wonders of french baked goods and pastries 
  • i look forward to hearing newt and credence and the others stammer their way in French. 
  • or i look forward to getting embarassed by french background characters trying to talk english 
  • i hope the final scene takes place on the eiffel tower or something, makes us proud jk 
  • MAGICAL BEASTS. FRENCH MAGICAL BEASTS 
  • this is getting off topic im sorry im exhausted and idk shit about politics 
  • otherwise id imagine they’d be on high alert about the grindelwald thing like every other governement and they’d grumble about why grindelwald still isn’t in jail yet while eating croissants and coffee 
  • ive no idea 
  • send help other french people 
[imagine] being seventeen’s manager & gf - jihoon [1/13]

Originally posted by camera-seventeen

  • Initially the company doesn’t think it’s a good idea bc personal life & work should be separate 
  • But one day they just can’t get jihoon out of his hell hole and Seungkwan suggests calling you 
  • You get there and it only takes u 5 mins to convince him to come out and he comes out VOLUNTARILY
  • The company is in awe bc holy hell lee jihoon LISTENED TO SOMEBODy

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Boyfriend!Kim Donghyun

Author’s Note: aaaa im really sorry for not uploading for so long!! im trying to finish even more summer work that i have for my honors classes this year and i need to finish them before band camp starts ( very grueling practices for a week eugg ) im gonna try to finish a couple requests in bulletpoint form because it takes a long time for me to do my usual writings!! 

later on in the day: my fucking thigh somehow unlocked the thing that kept my laptop battery in and it turned my laptop off so i lost a lot of the things that i wrote down hhhhhh im actually so angry bcuz i lost so much but whatever 

Originally posted by hitoritabi

kim donghyun as your boyfriend (mainly the things that led up to it lol)

  • you met through a project in middle school that you had to do which required pairs
  • the teacher didn’t let the class choose their partners and had randomly assigned people together
  • wow how convenient you got kim donghyun as your partner 
  • you knew he existed because he was generally outgoing towards people so he was friends with alot of people but you never really talked to him before
  • it was easy to feel comfy around him because of his personality and you saw why so many people were friends with him (cuz hes a sweetheart duh)
  • you guys started researching things at the library which ended quickly because you were too loud
  • donghyun would somehow make a bunch of bad jokes while you were researching for the project (which was funny because yaknow middle school humor) and you two would burst out laughing
  • the librarian kicked you out lol
  • you decided to go to your house to continue the research and youe parents were surprised to see you bring a boy home with you
  • donghyun was very polite to your parents and greeted them with his bright smile
  • obv your parents questioned if he was your boyfriend but you had to explain that he was your partner for a project (plus you just met so you didn’t really think about that)
  • doing the project was actually a lot of fun with donghyun because of his bad jokes and not sounding boring whenever he was reading out the information
  • throughout the week, he would come over to your house to finish the project since it was a bad idea to go back to the library
  • your parents grew to like him and treated him as if he was their own son (but they were highkey shipping you two bcuz awww)
  • fast forward to the day where you need to present your project to the class 
  • you felt a little nervous because you didn’t like speaking in front of the class much but donghyun lifted your mood and joked around with you
  • the presentation was fun for the class too, donghyun making some bad puns and jokes throughout it making some of the classmates laugh or groan at
  • regardless, you received full points on the project which made the two of you really happy since you basically worked all week on it
  • even after the project, you guys started hanging out with each other 
  • whenever you would be in the same classes the following years, you were relieved to have your best friend there (aka donghyun)
  • people would often mistake you as a couple since you were so close 
  • the both of you denied it because at the time you only saw each other like family (yall are still young dating doesnt come to mind)
  • you often see donghyun being confessed to during school and tbh you didnt know how to feel about it?
  • mainly “its none of my business whatever” but you would still tease him about it later
  • like when valentines day came around, you would see donghyun coming up to you holding a shit ton of chocolates and you would have to help him carry them home
  • “you’re gonna get fat because all of the chocolates you get every year”
  • “that’s why i’ll give some of them to you so you can get fat with me”
  • “wowwww way to throw away those girl’s feelings onto me donghyun”
  • the ugly face competition at each other begins and ends quickly because donghyun would always win at making the ugliest faces
  • this scene highkey sounds cliche but whatever lol
  • since he was popular as mentioned with the hundreds of chocolates he would get for valentines day, the girls in your school obv knew how close you were to him and would get jealous
  • some of them would be petty jealous to the point where they would mess with you (just cuz u were friends with him) 
  • it would start with not being able to find your books that you needed for class
  • they would either be in some trash can or thrown out of the window and into some bushes
  • donghyun would see you stress out trying to find your books and even spots you fishing one out of the trash
  • “y/n what happened?? why is your english book in the trash?”
  • cue the upset but annoyed face “its probably one of your fangirls again” 
  • youre dusting off the book and looking at the pages that were messed up with a clearly irritated face
  • donghyun feels bad bcuz what you said was probably right and he scratches the back of his head since the situation felt tense
  • you knew it really wasnt his fault but you felt super bothered that they had to interfere with your life 
  • this happened occasionally and you felt like you had to distance yourself from donghyun a little during school because of it
  • he noticed you were distancing yourself and he was getting sad (who wouldnt be sad if ur best friend was slowly drifting away from you smh)
  • over text message
    • dh: y/n??? have you been ignoring my messages?
    • y/n: oh sorry i was doing homework (obv a lie)
    • dh: i know that’s a lie since when do you not do hw last minute 
    • y/n: idk i just felt like doing it? what’s it to you
    • dh: y/n i’ve known you since middle school this isn’t like you 
    • dh: i know you’ve been lying the past couple weeks just talk to me already :(
  • was i that obvious?” you thought looking at his text and felt guilty 
    • y/n: well i dont want to get in the way of your life
    • dh: get in the way??? what do you mean
    • y/n: i mean all of those girls that like you
    • y/n: plus some of them have taken a step up to even bully me because im around you so much and i feel bad about it
    • dh: y/n you shouldn’t have to feel bad about that… i acknowledge that they like me but that shouldn’t stop you from being my best friend
  • you felt sort of a pang in your chest because your actions made him upset
    • dh: if you ever feel like this again you need to come talk to me okay? i dont like seeing you upset.
    • y/n: dkjkjjdhaas what did i do to deserve a friend like you >;((((
    • dh: cuz you earned my heart over the years ,’;))))))
    • y/n: lmao ew dont say it like that thats gross
    • dh: im just saying the truth y/n 
    • y/n: yeah yeah whatever. since you knew i lied about doing hw come over with snacks cuz i was actually watching netflix lol
    • dh: alright lol
  • it takes like 10 min for him to get snacks at the convenient store and to your house 
  • btw its the weekend so no worries about school lol
  • he gets to your room places the snacks on the table you set up in front of your bed
  • an idea pops up in your head and you turned to donghyun with an excited expression
  • “lets make a fort”
  • he has that wide smile and quickly runs to the hallway closet where you guys kept your extra blankets and pillows (your house was basically his second home so he knew where everything was lol)
  • using the thin blankets to make the cover of the fort and stacking the pillows to prop the blankets up
  • it takes like 20 min but its totally worth it
  • you’re both under the fort with the snacks on the table that you pushed up against the bed and turning on netflix on your laptop
  • you’re on your 3rd movie and you start to feel drowsy
  • all the snacks you ate made you full and the warmth of the blankets and pillows you were snuggled up with made you sleepy
  • donghyun was paying attention to the movie still while you were slowly drifting off to sleep, your head resting on the folded pillow that you were using to prop your head up when you were watching the movie
  • he turned to you to make a witty comment about the movie like he usually does but he stopped his sentence when he saw you passed out next to him
  • he smiles seeing your cheek squished up against the pillow which made your lips pout a little
  • he grabs his phone next to him and snaps a couple pics for himself and stares at your peaceful sleeping face before turning to put the laptop away tbh this happens a lot so he has a lot of secret pics of you how sweet
  • lets just say you’re a heavy sleeper lol
  • he lifts you up a little to adjust the pillow under you so you dont wake up feeling sore and makes sure you’re all comfy before he falls asleep
  • remember he’s been basically coming over since middle school so this was a normal situation but with different feels 
  • ofc donghyun would wake up before you do 
  • he would wake you up if you were sleeping for too long
  • him waking you up would be really nice because he would be really gentle about it
  • he would call your name softly and shake you a little bit until you opened your eyes
  • and when you did open your eyes, the first thing you would see was his bright smile
  • you groan and shove your face back into the pillow cuz you don’t want to get up (not even donghyun’s sunshine smile was enough to wake you up)
  • this would result in him pestering you until you actually get up 
  • this would result in him pestering you until you actually get up 
  • as to how donghyun would confess to you, he waited until your senior year in highschool
  • he realized he had feelings for you in his second year of hs and was like “oh my god what are these feelings”
  • we know that donghyun can play the acoustic guitar from that one vlive where he sang “I Just Do” and it was amazing go find the clip on youtube 
  • to make this real cheesy, he basically wrote the song thinking about you with the help of his other close friend youngmin
  • he called you to come over to his house because he wanted to show you the song he wrote w/ youngmin
  • you sat on the couch while youngmin and donghyun sat on these stools that they set up in front of you, donghyun holding his guitar 
  • you knew how much he liked music so it was really exciting to see that he decided to write songs of his own
  • “wait wait wait can i record you guys?? i want to cherish your first live performance” you said excitedly, pointing at your phone
  • youngmin and donghyun stared at each other and laughed a little“y-yeah you can.” donghyun said looking a little shy
  • you smile and steady your phone with your hands and press record, giving them a thumbs up that you’re recording
  • donghyun strums his guitar a bit before actually playing the song and looks at youngmin nervously
  • donghyun starts singing the first lines and it made you feel all tingly inside
  • Please open your
    Pretty door today
    Since I brought a bouquet of flowers
    That look like your smile
    Will I be able to see your
    Truthful heart tomorrow
    I’m so nervous that I’m unable to sleep today as well
  •  you have this huge grin on your face because of the cute lyrics
  • and youngmin’s rap and you start unconsciously tapping your thigh with your hand along with the rhythm 
  • while donghyun was singing the chorus, he looks up from his guitar and looks directly at you with a huge smile on his face
  • for some reason your heart skipped a beat and you got really confused
  • “wtf was that did my heart really just skip a beat for kim donghyun”
  • your face turned a little red after the direct eye contact especially with the lyrics that you were hearing
  • your oblivious ass self finally wondered “did he write this song about me”
  • you sat there just blushing at the thought as they finished the song
  • get ready for some cheesy ass scene im sorry
  • they finished off the song and looked at each other again, youngmin widening his eyes at him and nodding
  • donghyun placed his guitar down and got up and walked towards the tv grabbing something behind it
  • you were really confused at what he was doing and you looked at youngmin who just gave you a suspicious smile
  • donghyun walked towards you with the item hidden behind his back, his face red and obviously looked really nervous
  • he kneeled down and looked up at you with that sweet smile of his and revealed the item he was item
  • oh wow it was a bouquet 
  • the bouquet included different types of flowers: gardenias, lilacs, pink carnations, asters, red chrysanthemums, and ofc red roses (all of these flowers relate to love ;) )
  • “Y/N you’re really oblivious so I had to go these extra steps just to tell you I like you. Alot.” he said shyly looking down for a second before looking back at you
  • you were completely baffled and your mouth was open from the confession
  • you covered your face in embarrassment and felt as your face started to heat up
  • “oh my god you dork” you said and pulled him in for a hug
  • youngmin watched from the stool and smiled like a parent, proud that his friend finally confessed his feelings (even if it was in the most cheesy way)
  • you’re both incredibly happy after officially becoming a couple
  • alot of your friends were like “wow finally” when you told them the news and you felt a little flustered telling them how he confessed to you
  • both of your parents were also like “finally” when you revealed the news to them
  • tbh your parents went overboard and were like “do we need to start planning for your wedding already????”
  • not much actually changes when it comes to living life
  • you were already really close and you guys basically went on alot of dates even before becoming a couple (though you guys considered it hanging out) 
  • the things that was added on was some affection aka holding hands, tighter hugs, tiny smooches on the cheek and forehead, even more pictures with each other, increased cuddling when you would go to each other’s houses
  • donghyun eventually exposed himself and showed you all of the secret pictures he took of you and he was really embarrassed 
  • you were like “wow really donghyun” in a surprised but pleased way and you started to tease him
  • “since we’re a couple now, you don’t have to be secret about it ;)” 
  • cue donghyun blushing and laughing at your dumb comment
  • whenever you would go on dates, you would search for couple items (cuz damn both of you want to show off each other’s love for each other in every way possible)
  • donghyun would continue writing more songs and most of them would be inspired after you
  • and everytime he would sing a snippet of it, your heart would be beating so fast and you would be basically fawning over your talented boyfriend
  • this whole thing is just sweet and cheesy but its cute jadhdakdhs
BTS reaction/scenario to you coming to bed in just their t-shirt and underwear

A/N: this was again requested like twice so i kinda combined them :-) hope you like them!!


Jin

Once Jin saw you come into the bedroom, he’d look up from his phone, his own body clad in just his boxers and a shirt, and at first he would be in awe of how cute you looked in his tee, but then he’d have to try to keep his jaw from hitting the floor once he saw your lower half, adorned with silky pink panties, with little pieces of candy dotted all over it, ribbons holding together the seams as you waltzed over to him, oblivious to his staring. Your arms stretching above your head, causing his shirt to ride up even more on you, closing your eyes in content as you began to clamber on top of the bed. The silky sheets would run under your bare thighs as you say next to Jin on the bed, finally turning to look at him for the first time since you’d entered the room.

“You ready for sl-are you okay Jin?” You were caught off guard, jin’s face was glazed over with what looked like confusion, and he was staring at your thighs. You brought a hand up to his shoulder, catching his attention.

“What?” He’d ask, still switching his gaze between you and your thighs.

“I said are you ready for sleep?” Your question would be left hanging in the air as he suddenly bent his head down to kiss the tips of your thighs, causing your body to heat up as you struggled to ask him what he was doing, as his mouth began to move dangerously close to your underwear that was becoming more and more wet every second.

“J-Jin?“ You’d ask, cheeks flushing a light pink.

"Shhhh. We’ll sleep later, I want to try something new right now.”

Originally posted by sughyun

Rapmon:

his lips would open a little as he saw you walk into your shared bedroom in his large white tee, but his eyes would bulge as you turned around in front of him, so that your behind was facing him as you reached up to put your hair in a ponytail. Your underwear colored a light pastel blue exposing some of yourself as it held you up nicely, completely visible unbeknownst to you. You’d be talking about something until you finally turned around when he wasn’t responding to your question, prompting you to call his attention from where it was fixated on your ass.

“Yah, namjoon, aren’t you listening to me?"You’d pout, turning around now that you were done and walking closer to the bed, before you’d stop as you realized namjoon was now getting up to approach you. Once he would reach you, his hands would come up from your shoulders, and smooth down your body until they reached your bottom, so he could cup the skin with his two cold hands as you gasped into his chest.

"N-namjoon?” You’d question, looking up to see him biting his lips as he looked down on you.

“I heard what you said, y/n, but, how about we do something funner than just talking?”

Originally posted by hongshiyoung

Hoseok

when he tossed you his shirt at first, he didn’t think that you would look as good as you did in it, and he would be mentally fighting himself to stay away from you as you laid down on the couch next to him, softly drifting to sleep on his lap as a movie played softly in the background. His top would expose the bottom of your tummy and the very beginning of your black laced underwear, his fingers would be itching to touch the skin that would be left out in the cool air.
He would try so hard to focus on the movie and ignore how nice your body felt against him until he lost all his willpower when you shifted lightly, pressing your head into his stomach as you closed your eyes and let out a soft sleepy moan. Immediately, his fingers would reach down as they began to trace circles on the tops of your stomach, moving ever so slowly as he inched his way to your thighs, and then closer to your clothed slit, your breath still even as he continued, but he would stop suddenly, clenching his fingers away from you and draping his head behind the couch as he chanted to himself to keep it together. Eventually bringing himself back to his senses as he picked his head up and opened his eyes, almost throwing you off of him when he saw you looking up, curiously. Your stomach still exposed.

“Why’d you stop?

Originally posted by teyhyung

Jimin:

“Hey, don’t you think this is a little short?” You would ask jimin, catching glimpses of you behind as you walked back to the bedroom from the mirror behind you, to find him seated on the floor of your shared bedroom arranging his CD’s inside of his cases. 

“No, I think you look perfect.” He’d smile at you, causing you to roll your eyes at his statement but turn around to go fix the bedsheets so you could both lay down. You began to grab the ends of the covers when you would hear jimin take in a sharp dress from behind you. You’d turn around, confused, to see a look in jimins eyes you knew too well, his stare directed at your exposed bum. Wickedly, an idea flashed in your eyes as you turned back around to continue folding the sheets.

“Ah, I’m so glad you didn’t think this was too short.” You’d began, leaning over even more as you smoothed down one side of the bed, causing jimin to shift from his seat on the floor.

“I have to run to the store later for breakfast tomorrow, maybe I could go with this on?” You’d ask him, shaking your ass a little in the air, as, unbeknownst to you, Jimin began to walk closer to you, until his hands came up and grabbed the sides of your hips brashly, a yelp coming out since you didn’t hear him walk up to you. You felt him pull you closer to his jeans, the air hitting your back that was exposed lightly as you felt his body curve against your as he leaned over to whisper in your ear, your teasing forgotten as he began some of his own. 

Thank god for his shirt.

Originally posted by taestylips

Taehyung:

“Bye guys!” Taehyung would call out to the rest of the boys as he waved them off, movie night coming to an end. You had excused yourself earlier to go change into pajamas as the boys began to file out. Instead of your normal choice of pajamas, you decided to wear one of Taehyungs old shirts with just underwear, figuring if the boys were gone, there was no reason for you not to.

“Taehyung?” You would call, wondering where he was as you walked outside, feeling the breeze swirl under the baggy shirt and at your exposed bum.
Suddenly you’d hear a gasp, turning around to find him standing in the hallway, his fingers gripping his jeans as he stared directly at your ass, as you were caught mid step.

“T-tae?” You’d call at him, beginning to turn around slowly before he placed up a hand, your curiosity causing you to still.

“Stay there.“ Your mind would go blank from his sudden gruff voice as his eyes grew darker, his feet beginning to make their way towards you slowly as he licked his lips.

"If you were gonna change into this, I would’ve made the boys leave earlier.”

Originally posted by taestylips

Jungkook

“When I said change into anything, I didn’t mean that.” He would whisper to himself once his eyes caught you coming out of the bathroom, your body adorned with his large white t shirt, but his gaze instead focusing on the small portion of your ass visible from the lack of bottoms. Jungkook wouldn’t be sure whether or not you had actually done it on purpose, or whether it was an accident, but when you entered the bedroom again, a small smile on your face, your eyes would meet his, and his usual happy disposition gone, his face a little sweater than usual.

“Ahh, jungkook-ie, you okay?” You asked him loudly, causing his eyes to snap back up to yours.

“Are you sick?” You would ask worriedly, rushing towards him as you placed a hand on his clammy forehead, as he held his breath, unknowingly to you.

“No-no, I’m fine, y/n, I just..” He would look up at the ceiling fan, trying to avert your gaze as his mouth began to move before he could stop it.

“C-can you put on some shorts please? It’s distracting me.” He would mumble, burying his face in his hands as he realized what he had said, your mouth open in surprise before you brought a hand up to stifle your giggling.

“Yah! Why are you laughing at me?” He would ask, offended, as he kept his head down.

“I’m not! Jungkook really, just, I’ll go change, there seems to be a circus tent in your zipper though, you might want to take care of that.”
Skipping out hurriedly, you would hold your hand to your mouth as jungkook’s scram of frustration filled up the room.

“I hate you.”

Originally posted by monchims

Yoongi:

“I don’t care.” Yoongi would mumble to you, your mouth turning into a frown as you held up one of your pajama combo’s. Previous excitement on what to wear killed by his disinterest in your options for the night. Angrily, you would slam the pajamas down, Yoongi not even looking up from his computer as you marched inside of the bathroom.

“Freaking Yoongi.” You would whisper, beginning to strip so that you could put on your pajamas, before your eyes spotted a stray shirt of his lying on the floor, and that’s when an idea would make its way into your head.

“This’ll show him.” You internally would say, abandoning your previous outfit so that you could put on his shirt, knowing that it would expose your butt to him, as you clicked the door shut, emerging changed from the bathroom.

“Ahh, I picked my outfit Yoongi, want to see?” You asked him, positioning yourself in front of the TV, as his eyes continued to scan down his computer screen.

“Ah, what? Sure, what did you-” when his eyes would shoot up, he would almost choke as you held yourself in front of him, staring at yourself through the television reflection as you leaned forward, your entire backside on display for him as you coyly looked back, tuning around very slowly as his eyes struggled to follow your ass as t turned away from his view.

“You like it?” You would ask softly, a bit more restrained as the initial bravery wore off, and your cheeks were dusted a deep pink from his sudden interest.

“Yeah, I-I uh like it a lot.” He would mumble as he shoved his laptop onto the side table.

“Want to come model it for me a little bit more?” He would smirk, suddenly relaxed on the bed as he raised an eyebrow at you.

“It worked.“ You would whisper to yourself softly.

"What?” Yoongi Would ask as you snapped your head up to him.  

“N-nothing!” You would tell too quickly at him, causing him to smirk but not question you.

“Okay, well, how about we start with the back view again?”

Originally posted by yngimn

anonymous asked:

more descendants hcs? specifically angsty ones? also are u ever gonna write a fic for the movies?

  • BYE u guys are too good to me tbh 
  • uhhh okay umaharry hcs bc i really do love them and they have so much potential for angst
    • also bc as @hopelessfountainkinkdom​ - aka lana aka a ray of sunshine to the darkness i bring to her day - pointed out, malevie are happy for once and deserve Goodness and so do jaylos so i’m laying off of them
  • also im gonna be honest this isnt hcs so much as an actual soulmate au bc i fucking love soulmate aus
  • ANYWAYS! au where like the first words ur soulmate says to u is somewhere on ur body and when  u two meet it’ll be all magical and shit
  • but - and heres the catch - there is no magic on the isle. the poor kids dont even have wifi so like soulmates arent really smth that work on the isle
  • and even if they did what are the odds of them working out? its the isle of the lost - a place for people alone destined to forever be unhappy. soulmates either connect so strongly and last so fiercely or they burn like a wildfire destroying in their path. and with the isle people take a guess as to what would happen
  • anyways so yeah a lotta isle folks kinda gave up on the idea of soulmates its really little kids who still sort of believe in them uknow?
  • like yea they have words but who cares nothing works out at the end of the day people like them are destined for nothing
  • anyaways imagine a young uma learning how to read for the first time and she gets so excited!
  • when she gets home before her shift starts (she might be six but her mother doesnt care - uma has arms and legs she can work) she pulls herself up and looks at her neck
  • she tries reading the words (its kinda tricky - its an awkward angle and hey shes just learning how to read) but it says ‘what the hell i trusted you’
  • and she thinks - what the fuck?? 
  • she might be six but she knows what this place is
  • and she knows no one on the isle trusts anyone
  • she huffs and decides that her soulmate must be really dumb or niave and if so they’ll probably die soon
  • trust doesnt last long on the isle u see. people turn on u 
  • she decides to hide the words and maybe that way they’ll go away u know
  • meanwhile on a ship not so far away harry has words written on his wrist ‘you really shouldn’t trust people like me’ and its so?? he just doesnt understand?? what is the context??
  • hook catches him staring at the words and harry is expecting his father to yell at him but instead his father looks sad? and almost instinctively he reaches for his side and tells harry not to get too caught up
  • in a really soft voice he adds that looking for soulmates was a waste of time. find a good crew to have ur back and that’s all a pirate needs
  • (harry is a boy and wants to believe but his father looks so devastated at the thought of soulmates and really how can he believe in smth that makes everyone feel sadder)
  • so he pushes the thought of his head and doesnt really tries not to think abt soulmates anymore
  • anyways fast forward to later yeah and the kids are playing messing around
  • someone suggests a race and the winner gets a chocolate bar or smth
  • someone calls to the count of three and theyre off none of them going the designated path obviously instead twisting and turning through side roads and hopping around
  • harry and uma reach the finish line at the same time and for a second they both just look at each other before both jumping for it at the same time
  • neither of them grab it - some other kid does
  • uma and harry both turn on the kid and act as if they other isnt there trying to get the kid to give the chocolate bar to them
  • finally the kid is like “why dont you two share?” and uma shrugs in agreement
  • the kid hands it to her and she opens it up and now harry is waiting his hands already out in anticipation 
  • when she eats the entire bar with a smug look
  • a heartbeat passes, uma already turned then - “what the hell i trusted you”
  • and god uma just freezes 
  • bc those are the exact words on her neck and her eyes widen as she spins back around and the boy is still standing there angry and waiting still
  • she looks him over again and that is when she spies the writing on his wrist ‘you really shouldn’t trust people like me’ and god those words were on the tip of her tongue she was just abt to say them so she closes her mouth again and runs
  • fucking hell she runs faster than she ever has in her entire life and hides 
  • uma has never thought of herself as a coward before but ohgod that kid, harry, she reminds herself is her soulmate and ohgodohgodohgod
  • the next time that they meet is when he is pushed into the ocean and he cant swim so she dives in right after him
  • he looks at her for a moment and she knows that he recognizes her and ofc he says ‘u stole my chocolate bar once’
  • she swallows back the words that are threatening to spill out of her and instead says ‘yeah it was really good too’
  • and fuck her first words to her soulmate are a lie and there is a gnawing in her stomach and she feels awful in a way she never has before but its out and she cant take them back now
  • he grins and lets out a bark of laugh and admits ‘i suppose we are even now’
  • she shurgs and agrees with him and they start a good friendship together
  • the years pass and she becomes a captain, he her first mate and they have a good crew
  • and it isnt a secret to either of them at this point that he is so incredibly in love with her and she does a better job hiding her feelings 
  • (mostly its bc she knows she doesnt deserve him)
  • he doesnt push her tho bc he knows how fragile they both can be
  • he wont be the one to break her - he wont kill her like that
  • so fast forward and they get ben, negotiate and during the fight he falls into the ocean and without hesitation she stops her hunt for mal to reach for him and everyone in her crew is safe she goes after them
  • she makes it to auradon, spells ben and then god then she loses she has to turn away humiliated and defeated
  • she slowly makes her way back to the isle, back to her crew, her home and there he is on the shore waiting for her
  • and god ofc he is, he has always been waiting for her since the day they tied in that stupid race he has an anger problem, he wears a hook, he terrifies people just walking by them but god he has always been patient with her through everything
  • and she is so tired, beyond exhausted everything is falling down on her - all the years of her mothers abuse and neglect, all the times she lost to mal, all the times she let down her crew and oh if you listened closely you could hear her life falling around her
  • she cant even find the strength to make it to shore its a few feet away but feels so far and its harry who wades into the water and gently picks her up and carries her to their ship (to their home)
  • shes unconscious and he takes her to his room and he like bandages the cuts and bruises over her when he sees
  • its midday when uma wakes up and harry is sitting there
  • his hook is off and hes staring at nothing in particular his eyes are hazy and she clears her throat and tries to sit up
  • ‘harry?’
  • ‘i trusted you. those were the first words i ever said to u’ and his voice is so soft she could pretend as if she had never heard him but he is avoiding eyecontact with her and her chest feels so heavy and burdened
  • (shes sixteen she thinks. a while ago she was on a boat with other sixteen year olds and they looked happy. shocked and distrustful at her but they looked happy and she wants to feel that way so badly)
  • ‘yeah they were’
  • ‘but’ and he cant help the choked sigh that escape him as he holds up his wrists ‘these werent the first words you said to me. how can that be possible?’
  • uma swallows down her tears and admits ‘i saw them written on u. after u first talked to me for the first time i looked at you and i saw them. and i just’ and fucking hell she sounds so pathetic, she sounds so small and timid and useless and she just wants to sleep forever
  • ‘and you didnt want to be my soulmate’ and thats when uma looks back up at him so sharply. he doesnt even sound angry he just sounds defeated, resigned like ofc that was the whole story and uma’s heart breaks again
  • ‘god no harry no. i.’ and she stops again for a just a second before continuing ‘u shouldnt have trusted me. i’m not…enough’ and she isnt she needs him to understand that
  • despite her swagger and her facade she is still nothing, she is still the shrimpy girl who cant do anything right, she is still the same kid who messes up, she is the same girl who couldnt even get a wand to free her crew god he deserves better
  • ‘uma’ and she looks up again to see him crouching beside the bed ‘uma u have always been enough. even back then i trusted you’
  • and she lets out a bitter laugh and lets the words stumble out of her the way they were supposed to all those years ago but now its worse and ‘you really shouldn’t trust people like me’ and god everything hurts in a way she cant explain ‘im a mess’
  • tentatively he reaches out to her, holds her in a steadying manner and ‘god uma we all are. but you - you’re a mess thats worth believing in’
  • and the laugh is awkward, choked and a little breathless but it comes out and he grins
  • and they stay in his cabin for hrs and fucking hell they are both shits but they’re shits together and i love them sm
  • ALSO yeah i’ve been planning on writing a little thing for descendants (malevie? jaylos? probably umaharry tho lbr) but idk how much support i’d get tbh
A little...well no sorry a long rant about SM....

I read a lot over the last while, amongst the bubble of new Samzie shippers & just general Outlander fanning, I also saw a lot of hate towards Sam & a lot of trolling towards MM after recent events in late Feb & now in SA. Like I said when I first started this blog I would try my hardest not to include other ppl than SamCait & I was doin a pretty good job if I do say so myself but then some weird shitstorm happened & here we are!!

So back to my point & SM….I’ve seen quite a few ppl from all sides of the fandom arguing about why a certain blonde doesn’t control her SM better & others sayin she shouldn’t have 2, shippers need 2stop wit the hate etc so here’s my two cents on it all for what it’s worth!!

I work in a job that doesn’t require me to moderate my personal SM activity, even tho I wouldn’t have too as I don’t troll, target, bully, harass or send hate to any1, I’m not posting scandalous pics or engaging in illegal activity (other than shipping as according to some apparently the police need to b involved in this fandom) I am however also responsible 4the digital marketing for the company I work for so of course when I’m utilising them I keep them professional.  

Now being say an “actor” this is your work, you have to mix your personal with your professional & find a balance on SM or you create separate accounts for the two in order to help you seperate the two lives if must be! Now the actress who at the very least has a friendship/whatever-the-fuck-ship with Sam baffles me as to why she allows the crazy shit storm of comments on her IG….since November she has received so much hate on every dam pic & the latest ones in SA, like sock accounts & trolls are going to town on her……so firstly disable commenting bcos even the comments praising you or your “romance” come across as creepy from second hand fans & it’s just desperate & slightly mortifying regardless if it’s true or not….secondly if a casting director or studio executive was looking for the next big up and coming star of say a franchise, the next Jennifer Lawerence & your name was thrown around, they would look to c how marketable you are, who you would appeal too, they would go to your SM as well as past works, it’s now a facet of your cv, it reflects how you conduct yourself in real life so why in gods name would you keep up such gross commentary, it affects your image negatively. Because at this rate on her IG there’s more hate than support & that wud be alarm bells for a casting director…she’s controlling the perception of herself very poorly…she’s allowing trolls to write her narrative…sometimes “I suggest you ignore” isn’t the best advice & wont cut it!!

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Best Friend Taeyong
  • this was requested by an anon ~
  • just saying , lee taeyong’s a great bestfriend so be prepared for what’s coming up ahead ;)
  • okay let’s start

  • so you recently joined a dance class because you had always been interested in dancing and thus, you wanted to try it out

  • on your first day there , the instructor asked this handsome looking guy to be your mentor/partner
  • and you were shookt by his visuals at first because his jawline was so sharp , he had a strong gaze and he looked like a fictional character
  • on top of that , the instructor had asked him to showcase a short solo dance to you
  • you were so stunned by everything about you stood there with your eyes and mouth wide opened without saying a word
  • he gave you a look at first but after a few minutes he offered you a smile ,
  • and he introduced himself to you , and also asked for your number so that he could keep in touch with you
  • at first you were too shy to open up , but his heartwarming smile and warm personality made you more comfortable around him ,
  • and even when there wasn’t dance trainings that day , the both of you still met up
  • and it always ended up where y'all two would be at each other’s houses , watching late night movies or having heart to heart talks
  • one day he introduced you to the other boys as his ’ bestest best friend ’
  • and doyoung couldn’t help but laugh out at his words because he said it with so much confidence
  • “ hyung how old are you ? you sounded like a small kid ”
  • “ Shut up doyoung ”
  • as a best friend he acts more like an older brother and a mother at the same time
  • one moment he’s disturbing you while you’re watching television ,
  • the other , he’s nagging at you for 2 straight hours because you forgot to make your bed after you got up that morning
  • then he brings up every other time you did something messy/unhygienic it becomes a lecture
  • mother taeyong nags too much
  • he gets really protective over you like you’re some 5 year old kid ,
  • and he protects you with anything and everything
  • “ don’t meet that man Y/N . i’ve done some research on him , you deserve better ”
  • “ why’d you do that taeyong omg . and i’m only meeting him as a friend , nothing else ”
  • “ no , don’t go ”
  • “ you’re not my mom or anything why’d i listen to you ”
  • “ i’m your best friend Y/N ”
  • “ then you should support me !! ”
  • “ no , i said no Y/N . you step out of that door and no home cooked food from me for one week ”
  • so you’re left with no choice but to stay at home , helping him with house chores ,
  • that you’ve not been doing for one week so taeyong specially made his way down to do them because he couldn’t stand the germs
  • febreeze taeyong back again
  • when he’s bored , he always find ways for you to do something entertaining with him ,
  • be it playing video games ,
  • or creating dance choreographies together
  • during dance practice he gets all serious and expressive ,
  • but once the music stops he compliments you and isn’t afraid to correct you so that you can learn from the mistakes
  • he doesn’t mind skinship but he still keeps his distance because he doesn’t want others to get the wrong idea
  • like he’s fine with hugs and lying on each other ,
  • but no backhugs for him because he feels that it’s a couple thing
  • he likes ruffling your hair and patting your head a lot ,
  • and every time he does that , he has this very motherly smile , and his eyes would always soften
  • when you’re upset he wouldn’t hesitate to beat anyone who made you feel that way ,
  • and he’d shower you with advice and wise words until you feel better
  • he’s always there for you so !!!!!
  • he likes cooking for you and he uses you as a guinea pig to try his new recipes
  • at first you were scared because you thought it wasn’t going to work out ,
  • but after trying three dishes that he came up with randomly ,
  • it tasted so good you almost cried so now you look forward to when he asks you to try his new dishes
  • when he first found out your crush on johnny , he got really shocked and he couldn’t believe it for two days
  • he also tried asking you to get rid of your feelings but of course it didn’t work
  • “ Y/N , out of everyone , you chose Johnny hyung why omg ? ”
  • “ Johnny isn’t that bad you know … ”
  • “ of course i know , but why must it one of my friends ”
  • “ i couldn’t help it taeyong , ever since he treated me to dinner that day my heart couldn’t resist ”
  • “ alright , i’ll try to help you ”
  • despite him acting like he didn’t approve if your feelings for johnny , he supported your decision and tried his best to help
  • as expected , two months later you and johnny revealed to him that you were together ,
  • and taeyong was the first to jump up at the news , and even asked for a celebration
  • y'all agreed because he played a huge part in making the relationship possible ,
  • settung up dates and outings together ,
  • constantly complimenting and flattering you infront of johnny ,
  • and also cheering you on when you were too afraid to confess
  • that night he also told johnny ,
  • “ hyung don’t ever hurt her , she deserves happiness and i believe you can give her that ”
  • and he also threatened to break ties with him if he ever hurt you
  • and since he said all of that infront of you ,
  • you couldn’t help but hug him because you were so grateful
  • “ johnny hyung will get jealous ”
  • “ no im sure he understands , right johnny ? ”
  • “ sure thing babe . also taeyong , i’ll treat her right , don’t worry ”
  • then taeyong would hug you back and smile like a proud mom again
  • every now and then he’d write long letters and messages to you ,
  • showing his gratitude and appreciation for your existence and sticking by him as a best friend
  • he replies within seconds when you text him ,
  • and always picks up when you call ,
  • mainly because he wants to be there for you when you need someone to talk to ,
  • and a shoulder to lean on
  • he’s such a loyal bestfriend you won’t find someone like him else where
  • so nice and understanding too tbh
  • shoutout to lee taeyong !!
i bought us matching keyrings (part 2)

in which i still refuse to use the correct punctuation, captain america : civil war is just a documentary and the reader is not at all bitter about peter being spiderman

link to part one : https://marvelstom.tumblr.com/post/163207954489/i-bought-us-matching-keyrings-peter-parker-x 

a note from me : hey guys! so i promised to update this with a part 2 when i reached 100 followers and this morning i hit 100 so i guess its ur lucky day finally if u somehow like my writing  


flash forward a few weeks, and it was time for yours and peter’s monthly movie night. it had turned into a tradition every month since freshman year to get together at one of your houses and just spend the entire night joking around and illegally streaming movies online - because lets face it, much like other teenagers his own age peter was way too smart to be caught out watching movies that he hadn’t paid for. before the whole ‘peter could maybe possibly be spiderman’ bombshell hit a few weeks ago, it had been decided that it was your turn to host the next epic movie marathon. you had originally been planning to dedicate the whole night to watching the entire star wars saga, however you thought it might be fun to instead joke around with the idea of peter being spider-man just to see if he would ever tell you himself. unlike other people, your reaction to peter potentially being spider-man hadn’t been one of hurt for not telling you, it had been amusement at the fact that your clumsy, awkward, best friend who wouldn’t hurt a fly could possibly be the superhero that the entirety of queens was talking about. You were definitely going to have some fun with this. you had just finished preparing the front room for peter’s arrival, when the doorbell rang. “just a second” you called, to no one in particular, before quickly smoothing the corner of a blanket down and racing to open the front door.

“hey pete!” you greeted your best friend with a hug, before pulling him inside to dump his stuff.

“hey! sorry im a bit late, may got distracted asking me about the stark internship.” he admitted, laying down his stuff in the corner of the room.

your ‘peter peter as spiderman’ radar immediately perked up.

“the stark internship, how is that going by the way?” you casually asked.

peter shrugged. “alright, i guess. mr stark still treats me like a kid though and recently its like may wants to know every aspect of my life.”

you saw the opportunity and you took it. “i guess may just doesn’t want you to go flying off the hook before you graduate high school.” you told him, placing emphasis on the word flying.

peter didn’t even flinch. “im tired” he groaned, collapsing into the sofa. “and i don’t wanna talk about it.” he muttered.

“fine, i should probably start the film now anyway.” you told him cheerfully. no response.

you slotted the film into the player and clicked play. the avengers started playing.

peter moved his hands away from him eyes to look at you. “i thought we were gonna watch star wars?”

you smiled sweetly at him. “i thought this would be better, and also im in such a mood to watch a documentary right now.”

peter didn’t even seem to hear you, he was too distracted moodily typing away on his phone. the film had been on for twenty minutes and you still hadn’t had a single reaction out of him.

“im kinda bored of this one now. maybe we could watch civil war instead?” you piped up. this was the big one. you were sure of it. this is the one that would make him crack, mainly because as spider-man he had a front row seat throughout this entire event.

“sure.” peter didn’t look up from his phone. you smiled to yourself, and proceeded to slot the film into the player.

you fast forwarded the film until it reached the bit that showed spidey.

“i don’t even understand the relevance of spidey here.” you told him. “i mean he adds literally nothing to the documentary.”

peter shot up from his seat. “hey, you take that back! spidey is a great addition to the team.” he protested.

“i thought captain america was your favourite superhero anyway?” you asked him, trying not to smile.

peter looked down at the floor. “well, the guy is kind of a douche in real life.” he muttered, so only he could hear.

“what was that?” you asked him. again, there was no response.

which left you no choice but to bring out the big event.

you reached into your pocket, pulling out your spiderman keyring which had never left your side since the day you got it. you also had peter’s in your pocket.

taking a deep breath, you went for it.

“i thought the keyrings were kinda lame after all, maybe i could have the one i gave you back?” you showed him your keyring, holding your breath.

peter went white all over. “ i don’t know where mine is.” he stuttered, avoiding your gaze.

you reached over and took his hands in yours, before pulling out peter’s spider key-ring from your jacket pocket and turning his head to look at you.

“i don’t think that’s true pete. when i bought these, i marked yours with a ‘P’ so everyone knew that it belonged to you and that we were gonna be best friends forever.” you were shaking, but the words continued to pour out of you.

“i found this outside my house the other day after being walked home by … spiderman.”

you opened your palm to reveal the ‘P’ keyring which was scrawled in black marker in your exact handwriting.

“peter… are you spider-man?”

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The hot babysitter teen!Ryan x !teen!babysitter!reader

“ ryan what do you mean? geoff asked and ryan groaned. 

“ all i’m saying geoff is that i’m not your built in babysitter! i’m 15 and i need some time to myself!” he said and jack and geoff sighed but looked at each other. ryan did have a point.

ever since they had taken in ryan he had become a part of their family. 

which meant he had also become a babysitter for the three little lads, which were quite a handful and he had enough of it.

jack merely sighed and ran a hand through his hair.” alright, next time we need a babysitter we’ll hire somebody else ryan, you can have your free time.” jack said and ryan threw his hands up in the air.

“ thank you!” he called out and walked into his room to finish his homework.

geoff sent jack a smirk.

“ you think he’ll regret it?”

“ oh absolutely.”

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“ but rye-bread whyyyyy!?!?!” gavin cried and ryan sighed in annoyance.

“ because i need some time to hang out with my friends Gav, “ he said coolly and gavin sniffed. 

“o-okay.” he mumbled and jack smiled and ruffled his hair.

“ dont worry gavy, you guys will love the babysitter we got for you, she’s really fun.” he said and the doorbell rang. 

“ oh that must be her.” he said and geoff got the door and opened it to reveal a girl ryan’s age. 

and she was cute

wearing a pair of dyed shorts and a lilo and stitch muscle shirt and a studded flannel thrown over with worn out combat boots and a bag thrown over her shoulder. “ hi geoff!” she said with a sweet smile, her e/c eyes lighting up the room.

“ hi y/n, thanks again for babysitting the boys.” he said and she waved a hand. 

“ no problem, i had nothing to do anyways. besides, ive heard a lot about these guys.” she said and sent the lads a smile , then her eyes went to ryan.

“ hi.” she said to ryan with a smile and he froze, his cheeks burning up.

“ uh i-uh ,–hi!” he yelped out and she giggled at his reaction.

“ hey rye, arent you going to “hang out” with your friends?” geoff smirked and ryan nodded.

“ oh! uh y-yeah im going to!” he said and jack chuckled.

“ alright, well y/n you have our numbers and theyre bedtimes are nine o’ clock, michael likes to make fun of gavin and ray plays on his DS a lot. have fun!” jack said quickly and shut the door behind him and geoff. 

y/n let out a breath and set her bag down on the couch and looked at the lads. 

gavin was looking at her with a look of fear, michael with suspicion and annoyance, and ray merely with a look of confusion.

“ so, i’m y/n, what do you boys want to do?” she asked and gavin was the first to speak up.

“ i want to play king!” he shouted and ryan rolled his eyes. 

“ gavin she’s not two she’s not gonna play-”

“ okay. how do we play king?” she asked and sat down next to him with a smile, the young brit’s eyes lit up instantly.

“ you want to play king with me?” he gasped and she smiled and nodded. 

“ of course i do!” she giggled and gavin grinned, only to have michael grumble and whine.

“ hey no fair i wanna play too!” michael whined and y/n smiled and grabbed him and set him on her lap and his cheeks went bright red. 

“ we can all play, right ray?” she asked the boy who looked up and nodded shyly, setting down his DS and walking over to them.

“ are you gonna play with us ryan?” she asked him, tilting her head to the side , letting her h/c locks fall.  

“ i-uh-um actually i have to go, im gonna go hang with my friends.” he said with a shrug, trying to act cool.

“oh, okay then.” she said and then went back to talk to the boys with a smile.

ryan merely huffed and walked out of the door, but not before looking back at them, y/n had turned around and saw him staring and sent him a smile and a wave. causing him to blush bright red and run out of the house. 

“ did i do something wrong?” you ask the boys and gavin laughed and shook his head.

“ no, rye-bread just gets nervous around pretty girls.” gavin said and the babysitter’s face bloomed bright red.

“ i uh-um..” she stuttered but stopped when michael grabbed her hand. 

“ come on!let’s play king! im king first and y/n is my princess!” he said and gavin grabbed your other hand and gave you a tug.

“ nu uh! im going first, and she’s MY princess!” he shouted and ray merely got up quietly and then walked over, sat on your lap and said with certainty.

“ no, she mine.”

this will be interesting.

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after two hours of hanging out at the arcade with his friends , ryan decided to go home, he also wanted to see y/n again, but he wouldn’t confess that to anybody.

when he got home and opened the door his eyes went wide at what he saw.

michael had a brown towel wrapped around his neck and a fake sword in his hand, ray and gavin were wearing green and blue shirts with gloves and towel to match, all of them on top of you. 

ryan knew this game too well, 

they were playing superheroes, and you were the villain.

“ nobody can beat x-ray and vav!” gavin shouted triumphantly. 

“ and their mighty friend mogar!” michael shouted with a roar, causing you to giggle.

“ you’ve foiled me again!” you scowled playfully, then looked over and saw ryan.

“ hey ryan! wanna come play superheores with us?” you asked with a smile and he began to blush.

“ i uh um well..” he stuttered and ray grinned. 

“ yeah, you can be the mad king and y/n will be your queen!” he shouted and ryan’s face went even redder meanwhile you laughed and nodded. 

“ that’s a great idea ray! come on ryan let’s do it!” you said and he sighed and nodded, if we have to.” he rumbled then grinned.

“ THE MAD KING RETURNS!”

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.” hahaha! you’ll never defeat the mad king and his queen!” ryan laughed and x-ray glared.

“ yes we will! justice will prevale!” he shouted, “ mogar go!” he shouted an dmiahcel ran forward and poked you in the side with his foam sword and you let out a groan. 

“ oh no! ive been stabbed by the might mogar.” you said and slowly laid down.

“ no! my queen!” ryan said and went to your side, “ dont die.” he fake cried. 

“ live on for me, my…king.bluhh.” you said and closed your eyes, sticking out your tongue. 

“ you will pay for this!” ryan said and thus  began the famous pretend battle of the mad king, x-ray, vav, and the mighty mogar.

“ alright my heroes time for bed.” you said and led the lads to their room.

“ whaat?why!?!”michael whined. “ were not *yawn* tired.” he said and you chuckled, grabbing his hand since you were carrying ray and gavin and took them to their rooms.

meanwhile ryan sat on the couch. 

“ so…do you have a bedtime to?” you joked as you walked back from putting the boys to bed. he chuckled and ran a hand through his hair.

“ no, geoff and jack let me stay up as long as i want.” he said with a shrug and you nodded.

“ okay, by the way that was really cool of you to do.” you said and he looked at you.

“ what do you mean?” he asked and you chuckled and playfully pushed his shoulder.

“ i mean playing with your little brothers, not acting like your “too cool” for them, thats really sweet of you.” you said and he scratched the back of his neck.

“ well it’s what brothers do right?” he asked and you smiled. 

“ yeah, i guess so…” you mumbled and then cleared your throat. 

“ uh um uh l-listen ryan…” you began, “ i was wondering if you want to go hang out sometime like at the movies or something or-”

“ like a date?” he asked and you blushed and nodded. 

“ u-unless you dont want to that’s totally cool to you dont have to-”

“ id love to y/n.” he said with a smile. 

the front door then creaked open and jack and geoff walked in. “ hey guys, “ geoff greeted. “ are the boys asleep?” he asked and you nodded with a smile.

“ yup, they were really well behaved, ryan helped out to.” you said and geoff smirked. 

“ oh really?” he mused and handed you the money.

“ thanks again y/n.” jack said and you smiled. 

“ no problem it was a lot of fun. oh, and ryan?” you called out with a smile. “ next Friday, 5:00 at the pizza place near bye. that sound good?” you ask and he nods quickly and stutters. 

“ y-yu- yeah totally!” he blurted and you giggled and walked out, shutting the door behind you. 

geoff and jack looked at ryan with sly smiles.” so….you have a crush on our babysitter?”

“ shut up geoff.”

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Another Chance [ft. Suga]

“It’s not the truth that hurts. What hurt the most are the expectations.”

- Unknown

Genre: Angst

Requested by: our-happyendings

as u can see i suck at coming up with titles. im terribly sorry guys


It was here.

Under this cherry blossom tree where the two of you met for the first time.

“Oh crap- I’m so sorry.” You bit your lower lip nervously as you carefully looked up to see the face of the person you just spilled your newly bought cup of coffee on.

Yoongi never believed in love at first sight. He thought it was pathetic and stupid to think that you could actually fall in love with someone you knew absolutely nothing about, except for how they look. Because he truly believed love was about loving everything about the other person, both their faults and their bests. So unless you knew everything about them, you were not in love. You can fall in love with the idea of someone but that isn’t really love. Not true love anyway.

Of course, his way to see that wasn’t changed after seeing you, unlike what would happen in those stupid romance movies. But these feelings, the way his heart beat so wildly as he stared into your sparkling eyes was the closest love at first sight he could get.


… where you shared your first kiss…

“I-  Ca- Can I-” Yoongi gulped nervously, he was making a fool of himself. Yet, he really didn’t care about that because all he could think about at that moment was how kissable your lips looked. how it would feel like to have them pressed against his.

Of course, you had noticed he had kept staring at your lips all day but to your disappointment, he hadn’t even once tried to kiss you. What you didn’t know was Yoongi, being the completely romantic guy that he was, had been struggling all day to stop himself from kissing those gorgeous lips of yours. Just so that he can do it here, under this mindblowingly beautiful cherry blossom tree.

“Can I k- ki-”

You cut him off  by taking a step forward, standing on your toes before placing a gentle kiss on his lips.

At that moment, the only thought that popped up inside your head was how crazy yet wonderful this perfect human-being made you feel.

You were happy.

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'the stars have never shined so bright' - secret santa fic!

WestAllen Secret Santa gift from Tilly ( @mmmtion ) for Lauren ( @backtothestart02 )

Message: Happy holidays! hope you enjoy this - I went with the prompt of Iris confessing her feelings before 2x18, and I tried to incorporate domesticity, cuddling, and a lil bit of jealousy. Also I love your recommended songs! I listened to them all on the same playlist for the fic. alsooo sorry for any typos or inconsistencies it is v late and i am v near the deadline. xox your secret santa

Iris never used to dream much. She might have had the occasional nightmare, sure, as any kid did, about going to school naked or fighting terrible monsters. But for the most part, when she slept, her brain successfully pressed the ‘off’ switch on itself and peaceful nothingness engulfed her until morning.

Then, of course, Eddie died.

The first night after the event - after blood bloomed from his chest, after she tried to cling to his still-warm corpse, after his body was swept away into some bullshit vortex - she’s in her old bedroom in her dad’s place, and is supposed to be knocked out for the next few hours at least, thanks to some pills Caitlin had knowingly given her. But she wakes up in a shock, the first dream she’s had in years clinging to her, Eddie’s blank eyes and cold skin still with her.

The dreams continue, with mostly the same structure. She’ll be in their old apartment and she’ll go to find Eddie, having woken in their bed without him. She finds him in the kitchen, or the living room, or about to leave for work, and she calls his name, and when he turns to face her, blood is already spreading across his chest.

She tries medication, hypnosis tapes, even goes to see a grief counselor for a while. But nothing heals the heart like time, and she goes about her life as if she isn’t waking each night with tears streaming down her cheeks and a shriek stuck in her throat.

Besides, it’s not like she’s the only one in pain. She’s barely seen Cisco or Caitlin in months, her dad wakes around with guilt like it’s a tangible thing, and Barry…Barry will barely look at her. When she does see him, she thinks that at least she can wear make-up to hide the bags under her eyes.

But Team Flash regroups, rebuilds. Life goes on. Eventually, Eddie no longer waits for her when she closes her eyes, only making a brief appearance when the new Wells comes along, with an awfully familiar face she supposes he can’t help.

The dreams don’t quite stop, though. They just…morph into something else entirely.

In these new dreams, she’ll wake in her own apartment, or even her dad’s place, and she’ll climb out of bed to the smell of breakfast being cooked, coffee being brewed. She’ll wander to the kitchen, the feeling of contentedness filling her up like a glowing light, and she’s only wearing a man’s shirt, buttoned haphazardly down to her thighs. She enters the kitchen, and there’s a man there, torso bare and facing away from her to the cooker. She pads over to him, and sun’s streaming through the window, and she’s ready to curl into him and-

And she wakes up, the pattern of freckles and unruly chestnut hair still vivid in her mind.

At first, she thinks she’s just getting confused. (Well, actually, her actual first instinct is to deny the dreams are even happening, but two weeks in, even she’s not that obtuse.) She’s used to the domesticity, and she’s a little bit lonely, and her subconscious is just inserting Barry into the fantasy because he’s her best friend. Then, as he and Patty become a real item, she think she’s just wanting what she can’t have.

Eventually, she has to come to the conclusion that her subconscious is a little faster at working things out than her actual mind.

But she tries not to think about it too much. Barry is with Patty, after all, and she wants him to be happy, no matter how much it hurts deep in her gut to think of Patty getting to wake up to the kind smile and warm coffee.

There’s other stuff going on, anyway: there’s more meta-humans to report on and stop, she’s working out her place in the team at STAR labs, and then, she finds out she has a mother and a brother. Dreams are hardly a priority when real life is eventful enough.

-

She’s in her own apartment, about to chuck a ready-meal into her microwave when she gets the text from her dad:

‘Bear n Patty broke up. im on shift 2nite can u check in on him?’

(One day, she’ll get her dad to no longer use text speak - it’s an ongoing battle of theirs.)

No more than fifteen minutes later, she’s outside her old home, having spent the entire car ride over telling herself that she’s sympathetic. She’s certainly not happy or pleased or excited by the news, definitely not.

It’s only after she presses the doorbell that she realises this will be the first time she and Barry have spent truly alone since her dreams began starring him.

She’s about to work herself up into a panic about that fact when the door opens, the echoes of the doorbell still ringing out, and Barry’s there, looking tired and only a little surprised at her appearance.

Iris steels herself mentally, slapping a smile on her face as she sings, “Movie night!” before he can ask what she’s doing here. She brandishes the DVD in one hand, and pushes past him into the house, not giving him the opportunity to make excuses or send her away. She’s well-versed in comforting Barry, has been ever since he was first brought to their house in the middle of the night, and she knows that he’ll say he wants to be alone when he definitely does not.

She’s a whirlwind around the house, putting in microwave popcorn and then slotting the disc into the DVD player, and then finding the comfiest blankets from the cupboard. Take that, Flash, you’re not the only one who can multitask.

They curl up on the sofa like old times, and the movie plays, though Iris can hardly concentrate with his arm behind her, resting on the back on the couch, and her knees curled up and leaning on his thigh. They’re been in this position since kids, through college, through her boyfriends and his girlfriends, so it absolutely shouldn’t be making her feel nervous, or her pulse feel quick.

“Joe told you, huh?” he asks, apropos of nothing, almost quiet enough that she could pretend she didn’t hear him.

But she twists her lips. “Yeah.” Then she tilts her head to look up at him, to ascertain his expression. “Is that okay?” She realises he hadn’t told her himself yet, and she feels a little cold at the thought of them growing that apart that he wouldn’t.

“I was going to text you,” he says, as if reading her thoughts. He sighs. “She figured out I was the Flash.”

Iris works hard to tamper the flare of jealousy that rises in her, the idea of Patty being the one to wait on rooftops as well as wait in bed-sheets. “Oh?” She asks lightly. “How did she react?”

“I think she might have been okay with it,” he says, looking at the TV screen, though Iris could not tell you any of the plot as she watches his expression. “I just- I realised she was great for me as just Barry, you know? I liked her, and she liked that side of me. I’m just not sure how she would’ve been with the Flash as a boyfriend.Or that she really understood all of me.” He makes a frustrated sound. “Does that sound stupid?”

“Not at all,” she says, perhaps a little too quickly. His gaze is still focused at the movie, though she can tell from his profile that he’s lost in thought, and she twists so she can place her hand on his knee to draw his attention. “Barry, I have every faith you’ll find someone who gets all the different parts of you. CSI and the Flash, clumsy dork and brave hero. Even the weird part of you that hates mint candy.” 

“Yeah,” he says, finally looking straight at her as he echoes, “Someone.”

-

She opens her eyes slowly, eyelids heavy, and she’s in her dad’s place, which might be weird if this obviously wasn’t just another dream, another fantasy her subconscious can’t help but loop every time she shuts her eyes.

She throws off the covers and, yes, all according to pattern: she’s only wearing a guy’s shirt, plaid and big enough to drown her. She smells coffee and pancakes, and she knows what to do next, lips curled in a soft smile and eyes still hooded from sleepiness.

She pads down the stairs and into the kitchen, and the sight is as familiar as it is pleasing. The freckled bare back, the eggs frying, the sweats hanging down to his bare feet. Sometimes she’ll wake up at this point, but she isn’t surprised that the dream continues. She pads forward, feet light on the cold morning stone, arms outstretched and vision foggy.

“Iris?” She hears him say, and he sounds amused, and her subconscious has apparently perfected the tone of his voice.

She floats forward and nestles into his side, pulling his arm up and over her shoulders, humming with her eyes still half-closed.”Coffee?” She asks around a yawn.

He’s frowning at her, which he doesn’t usually. Usually he’s only too happy to oblige, having already made the coffee- but oh, there he is, keeping one arm around her while he uses the other to put a mug under the coffee machine and press the button. She makes a content sound that can only be compared to a purr, pressing her nose into his chest, positioning herself between the cooker and the warmth of Barry’s chest. He hands her the coffee and she sighs happily, curling her free hand around it.

She’s so warm, sleepy and content, that she continues with the dream, knowing her alarm will go off any minute, and she tilts her chin up to press her lips against Barry’s, gently moving them in a close-lipped, soft kiss.

He makes a small sound, almost like surprise, which is a weird change in the usual events, but then he reaches up to cup her face, and kisses back, and this is so much better than usual, so much more intense and real.

She wants this to be real so much her gut aches. But she’ll take what she can get while the dream continues, and she trails her hands up, up to curl into his scruffy hair, pressing her body into his, and he curls over her, and oh, maybe this is going to be one of those dreams-

But then he wrenches away, and she can’t help the small sound of annoyance. Dream Barry usually plays along, so why-

She opens her eyes properly, forcing them wide and focused as she takes in Barry, takes in the way she can actually see all the details of his face and the shock of his expression.

She drops her coffee as she realises that maybe, this isn’t her usual dream. That maybe, this isn’t a dream at all. 

“Fuck,” she breathes. “You- I- I was supposed to be dreaming.”

Last night comes back in full, surround-sound, car-crash detail. They’d watched two more movies after the one Iris had brought, and Iris had fallen asleep on the couch. She vaguely remembers Barry helping her up, maybe even carrying her to bed? And he must have lent her one of his own shirts to sleep in since she didn’t have any pajamas here. 

She just kissed Barry. Not in a dream, in real life. Fuck, indeed. 

“You- you dream about kissing men in your kitchen a lot?” he asks, sounding a little more high-pitched than usual, and she supposes this is probably a lot to surprise him with first thing in the morning.

“Ah,” she says, and summons up all her bravery as she says, “No, not really. Just, um. Just about kissing you.”

He visibly swallows, and his lips twitch - possibly in a smile, but he’s obviously fighting with himself to keep his expression in check. “What does that mean?”

“Uh.” She goes for broke. “I guess it means that I’m really, selfishly, glad you broke up with Patty? And if you give me, like thirty seconds to brush my teeth, we can maybe kiss some more now that I’m properly awake?”

His answering smile is nearly blinding, and he doesn’t even give her two seconds before he cups her face and leans in to kiss her a proper good morning. 

boyfriend!kyungsoo

• you always thought he was intimidating bc of that little glare he does every so often so you never talked to him and he thought you hated him which was why he never talked to you

• but it was really just lack of communication and the both of you had this mutual attraction towards each other but couldn’t bring yourselves to say it

• but you’re good friends with jongin and chanyeol and the both of them are just stuck in the middle and have to listen to both you and kyungsoo babble on and on about how cute the other person is and how they wished they could talk to you

• it just reached a point where they got v fed up and was like ‘yo we gotta make them hookup i can’t take this anymore’

• so jongin convinced you and chanyeol convinced kyungsoo to go on a blind date w each other // which was a v V close call btw bc chanyeol doesn’t know how to be lowkey

• jongin wanted to go for something big like that expensive french restaurant downtown that serves fucking escargot and champagne or whatever but chanyeol was like ‘nAAAhhh fham, it’s too much effort, just make em go to the moo milk bar or smth’

• jongin actually wanted to protest against this ‘moo milk bar’ idea but the blind date was so last minute that it ended up getting planned so poorly and later when you both start dating, kyungsoo blames chanyeol for taking his first ever date w the girl he likes so lightly

• the both of you were fuming when you found out that a suggestion that sehun made, just to be a brat, was to make your first date at fucking Subway and chANYEOL ACTUALLY TOOK HIM SERIOUSLY

• but then mama suho came along and saved the day all like ‘nono u idiots, u gotta take her to AT LEAST a sushi buffet cmon’ so everyone settled on that but made suho pay the bill bc he always has the money $$$$

• so you show up and kyungsoo showed up but the second you saw him you were fuckfuCK GOTTA BLAST-

• kyungsoo was v mad at himself for not knowing it would be you bc cmon, who ELSE would they put him on a blind date with

• but more than being angry at himself, he was v angry w chanyeol :)))) and he was just messaging him all like

• ‘chanyeol istg u lil shit do you understand what you’ve just done, dO Y OU UNDERST NA D HOW MUCH SHIT YOU JUST G OT MEIN T O ISTG HOE YOU BETTER PREPARE TO SQUARE FUCK UP BC THIS 173 CM BODY WILL ROUND HOUSE KICK YOU 173 KILOMETRES AWAY FROM ME WHEN I GET BACK’

• everything was just a huge fucking mess, both of you barely spoke a word during dinner, the people behind you had an obnoxious seven year old that just would :)) stop :)))) rocking back and forth in his chair :))) and kyungsoo tripped on his own feet while pulling out your chair to sit just to be a gentlemen

• but you told your friend abt this blind date and you asked her to call you and pick you up in case it was going to shit but the second she calls you, the fucking darth vader theme just resonates throughout the whole restaurant and you’re fumbling your phone bc it was so loud like ‘fuck shit wa itoka y i swear i wasn’t trying to bail out on you i jsut-’

• but kyungsoo is like ‘hold up ,,,, you like Star Wars?“

• so ya you both ditched your meal imMEDIATELY after you both finished it and paid and just went to your unit in your condo to watch Star Wars movies

• everybody was getting so worried but when kyungsoo busted in the dorms looking tired as shit with prominent eyebags, everyone was like ‘kyunGSOO FUCKING SHIT, YOU GOT ACTION RIGHT ON THE FIRST NIGHT !!!!!!’

• ‘wh- what … ????? n- no ,,,, nO o HGO D NO, WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN WE JUST WATCHED MOVIES ALL NIGHT I SWEAr-’

• but that was most probably the best shitty date he has ever been on

• you constantly argue over anakin skywalker

• ‘no, christ, kyungsoo, you don’t understand okay anakin jUST MADE A MISTAKE HE JUST NEEDED A LIL LOVE-’

• tbh kyungsoo couldn’t care less abt anakin, he’s more of an obi wan kenobi person but he only snaps back at you bc 1) you only like anakin bc he’s hot and 2) he doesn’t want to know which celebrities you find attractive other than him

• but really, he tries to avoid ACTUAL arguments as much as possible bc when he gets way too into it, he literally will not stfu and sometimes he talks so much that it results into you crying bc you got so frustrated with him and kyungsoo is just like 'agh fuck :)))’

• v afraid of your parents, esP your father

• when he came over to your house to have dinner for the first time, your dad was generally nice and was like aye whattup and put his hand on kyungsoo’s shoulder as a casual man-to-man welcome and he literally tensed as harD AS a fucking rock

• he was sweating profusely during dinner and your mom was just like ??? u good fham ????

• 'wh- whAT ??? ohOHOH O me ??? im pERFEC T :)) fAntAS TIC ACTUALLY !!! hOoO boy, it suRE IS A LIL HUMID IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME !! :))))’

• kyungsoo is usually v composed and calm and chill and hella rad but all it took was one dinner to send his walls crashing down

• overall, dinner was a success bc aside from, you know, your boyfriend being a nervous wRECK- he was v v polite and respectful and made his intentions w you clear + your parents liked him bc he was talented

• your parents invite him over for karaoke night a lot and always make him sing open arms by journey // and if they’re feeling pushy, maybe sabor ami

• you call him 'mom’ as a nickname bc cMOn okay, he can cook, sing you to sleep, clean up after your mess, look out after your needs and once you proposed to him w a ring pop

• probably the furthest you ever took this joke was when it was 2 in the morning and you wanted to text your mom who was on a night shift at her work to get you some on sale cereal on her way back home in a couple hours but you accidentally called kyungsoo

• he still brings it up to this day w a scowl on his face and uses that as his excuse every time he does something wrong

• 'okay yeah, i might’ve eaten that last slice of cake in the fridge that was primarily for you but remember that one time you called me at 2am :)))) a night before a concert, mind you :)))) thinking i was ur mom and asking me to get you some fucking honey nut cheerios :))))’

• 'ok listen that was oNCE’

• you guys sing in the shower a lot

• w8 don’t misunderstand, not tOGETHER IN THE SHOWER but when yall have your separate turns both of you sing a lot which causes the other person who’s in the kitchen or smth to hum along :)))

• he always cleans up after your messes

• when you have some friends over and have a makeup night or smth and they leave, your whole room is just a mess with bread crumbs everywhere, maybe some spilt water, and kyungsoo will literally stop whatever he’s doing to help you clean up bc 1) he hates mess and 2) he feels uncomfortable with the sight of you cleaning alone

• isn’t a fan of couple items so when you asked if you could at least have like, something v discreet like couple rings, he was like ,,,,,, yo idk ,,,, if the media and the company finds out about us i ,,,

• this slightly upset you but you gotta understand his point of view bc idol life is hard so you just smile all like lmao right i got you its all good, i didn’t really want em anyway but the idea just sounded cool hahahHA

• but lay awake at night just thinking about it and is all like yo jongin, u up

• so he just kinda chats w him for the next hour or so just contemplating bc he’s just like 'ik she wants these rings man gdi she told me she doesn’t want them bUT I KNOW SHE DOES so like ??? what should i do ???? i kinda want them too they’re cute af but the manager might bust my ass joNGIN DID YOU FALL ASLEEP’

• but one day when you’re both watching those star wars cartoons on teletoon or smth, he’s like hey gimme ur hand and you’re like k and she just kinda slips that ring into your finger

• you’re just kinda staring at it wide eyed and before you can say anything, he’s just like 'w8 ok this is not a proposal, i would’ve given it much more thought than this if it was’

• so he has this habit now that he takes your hand and kisses your finger that the ring is on

• gives you tremendous support in your studies

• when you’re confused w something, he’ll either come over or FaceTime you to help you study or when you’re distracted, he’ll get your focus back on track like what would u do w/o do kyungsoo honestly

• whenever you both watch a romantic drama movie that he’s starring in that has many cute and romantic scenes w his costars, he points at a close-to-kissing scene all like 'i was thinking of you when i had to shoot this okay’ or 'don’t pay attention to this, let’s skip it forward’ or 'im just going to remind you right now that you’re my number 1 and i love you so much’

• and you’re like chill soo, i know

• probably willing to buy you pads or tampons

• literally willing to do anything or try anything for you

• one time he asked you what your favourite dish was and you said smth like idk, beef stroganoff ????

• he was like hm i dont know how to make that and you were like lmao it’s chill, only my mom knows how to make it and if you thought he would let go of the topic so easily, guess what’s coming

• you come back home from school or work, tired as shit and ready to take a nap but the second you enter your house, a smELL SO GOOD AND SO FAMILIAR WAFTS TOWARDS YOUR NOSE AND YOURE LIKE WAIT IS THAT-

• yes fam, it’s kyungsoo in the kitchen cooking your favourite beef stroganoff

• you’re like holy shit and he’s like try it !!! and it tastes exactly !!! like !!! your mom’s !!!!!! and you’re like hey how did you get this recipe, its my moms secret and soo was like lmao i asked for it :))

• he rarely ever cries but the only time you remember him crying was on his birthday and he was in another country on tour so he couldn’t spend it w you but the boys planned smth and next thing he knows, your face is on the big screen on stage and the fans have their flashlights out and waving it all around and everyone including yourself is singing him a happy birthday and he just :’)))))))

• so when the concert is over, the whole fandom knows about your relationship but let’s not talk about that bc its kyungsoo’s birthday and he spent the whole night facetiming you and just expressing his gratitude

• 'i love you so much for this, you know that?’

• 'yes soo, ive only known in the past five times you’ve told me in the last ten minutes’

• he also gives the best hugs

• usually, he’d just lazily snake an arm around your shoulder to pull you close and give you a forehead kiss or smth; kinda like a half hug

• but in times when you haven’t seen each other in long whiles, like when he’s back from tour and you come to the airport to meet him, he will put both hands around your waist and clasp them at your back so you can’t get out and lean back a lil so you gotta go on your tippy toes

• he’s also gonna put a hand at the back of your head and kiss either your temple or your hair

No One Better

eccenterika​ :Hello! I’m back with another request!!( I actually didn’t know which to send it to , im so sorry if this was suppose to be a fanmail but I’m still an absolute fan!!) back to my request, could u write where y/n has commitment issues ( she’s scared she’ll get hurt so she prefers to leave first ) in a relationship and Dan/Phil tries to convince her to stay? I hope my request catches your eye! Thank you love! Xoxo

Sorry this is so terrible, and it’s a bit different to what you asked for but I hope you still enjoy it. Thank-you for requesting again xxoo
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It’s inevitable, every relationship will have it’s end. Whether it be friendship or lovers, it can’t go on forever. ‘Its been 6 months, he’ll leave you soon’ your mind tells you. It was rare for a relationship to last this long with you as you would normally have left by now, but something was special about Dan. This ‘something special’ felt good, yet only made you much more scared of the outcome.

You knew it was time to end it when the anxiety became almost unbearable. Every phone call would make you fear the worst, every kiss could be the last and any time he went out without you, he could return with someone better. It was the feeling of loss and hurt that terrified you, which is why you were always the first to leave.

It had never hurt this bad, leaving someone. But it had to be done. He wouldn’t care too much would he?

Almost as if planned, the sky darkened with grey clouds and rain began to fall, it was time. You picked up your phone, thinking of all the ways to do it.

*ring….ring*

“Hey love!” Dan answered in a cheerful voice, making your chest tighten in the most uncomfortable and sickening way.

“Hi Dan…”

“What’s wrong baby? Is everything okay?” He could already tell something was wrong simply for the way you greeted him.

“actually, I really need to talk to you”

“go ahead. Or did you want to talk in person” He asks, the idea of trying to break up with him while seeing his rich dark eyes and gentle features made you cringe.

“No, no. That would make this so much harder…”

“y/n?…. make what harder?”

You needed to take a deep breath as you held back the tears before finally speaking the words that were needed to be said.

“Dan.. we need to break up.” There was silence on the other end as Dan held his breath

“Need? Y/n please-“

“I’m sorry Dan, but it needs to be done. You’ll find someone new, someone better… Every relationship has to end..” And with that you hung up. It wasn’t the best way to break up with someone, but it was all you could think of in the time of stress.

Your phone rang at least 10 times in the next 15 minutes, and you were yet to answer one call. Instead you sat on your sofa, music playing as you thought about the last 6 months. You had never felt the way you did with Dan, he made you feel loved, safe… But he was too good for you and surely would have figured that out sooner or later.

You jumped as a round of stressed knocks landed upon your front door. You moved cautiously to the door and slowly pulled it open. There was Dan, to looked like the scene of a romance movie as he stood, drenched from the rain and out of breath.

“There is no one better. There never will be” He breathed out quickly.

“Dan-“

“And not all relationships end. I want to be one of those old couples that harass our children with stories from our younger days that will be filled with romance, exciting dates and soppy stories. Y/n I love you so much, please don’t leave me.” as he speaks he steps forward and takes your warm hands in his cold, wet ones.

“You won’t leave me… or find someone better?”

“fuck no… baby I already said, there is no one better.”

anonymous asked:

Could you please write something about the progress of andrew and neil's relationship after the king's men? like in the small things, touching, time spent together etc.

people have been telling me things when i wrote out ‘guidelines for loving andrew minyard’ (tumblr, ao3), so this is sort of something like that. poetic prose, all that jazz. i’m pathetic, let me be!!!! p.s. there’s a tfc reference down there so this is not just post-tkm, but rather, the relationship’s progression in general— yeah, i need to stop explaining myself

(neil’s pov, second person, + title’s taken from this song by passenger!)

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100 thoughts I had while watching X-Men: Apocalypse *!!SPOILERS!!*

1. I’m so ready for this

2. Somethings about to go down I can feel it

3.They’re taking their masks o- ok they’re mutants

4. Ooooookay so this is the apocalypse dude

5. Damn he is fuGLY

6. OH OH OH OH THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL EN SABAH??? Good. He gives me a bad vibe.

7. Damn he’s being protected.

8. Ah shit this bitch has a forcefield around him I see what’s happening here

9. Welp. Not looking forward to when he wakes up.

10. daMN RAVEN LOOKING FINE GIRL

11. NIGHTCRAWLER MY PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL!!!!!

12. Casual human history lesson on mutants ok???

13. What’s wrong with this kids eyes??

14. Omg is this who I think it is???

15. LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU BIG BULLY!!!

16. HOLY GUACAMOLE IT IS SCOTTY!!!!!

17. Holy shit holy shit holy shit

18. OMG XAVIER’S SCHOOL YAS

19. SOPHIE TURNER!!!!!!

20. Omg he did nOT JUST CALL HER A FREAK??? DON’T BE RUDE TO JEAN, SCOTT. SHE IS UR FUTURE GIRLFRIEND!!

21. Oh ok he just zapped the tree ok

22. “I think it was my very favourite tree.” Jeez, Charles way to make the kid feel worse

23. Those eyes look familiar… Who is this chick?

24. Oh okay hey Moira

25. Oh god please do not tell me she’s going to the creepy wanna be gods tomb

26. Yep ok she is alright this isn’t gonna end well

27. Called it

28. Omg baby Jean is having a nightmare

29. Ok not a nightmare she’s seeing into apocalypse dudes head

30. Erik works in a place surrounded by metal why do I feel like this is not a good thing???

31. Omg he’s gone all domesticated with a wife

32. AND A DAUGHTER???? PRECIOUS

33. “Let’s go check her out. Check it out.” Good god Charles

34. “Nice to see you again for the first time ever” Omg Charles can you be anymore of a dork this is what happens when you wipe someone’s memory of you

35. FETUS STORM IS ADORABLE!!!

36. Psylocke is a babe too bad she’s a psycho

37. He just turned Angel’s wings into bLADES OF STEEL WTF

38. Omg no not his family!!!!! will Erik evER CATCH A DAMN BREAK???

39. Here we go Erik is 100% gonna lose his shit

40. Ffs he’s gonna murder all his coworkers great

41. And here’s En Sabah to make shit worse LEAVE ERIK ALONE

42. annnnnnd he’s heightening Erik’s powers cool great this is gonna end sO WELL

43. Charles’ expression when Raven tells him Erik has resurfaced is all *the fuk u done now erik*

44. Ffs Erik just listen to Charles and stOP BEING AN ANGRY PRICK

45. And now this asshole has taken control of Charles grEAT

46. YEAH ALEX U GO ALEX 4 FOR U ALEX

47. Of course En Sabah turns up to the institute oF COURSE

48. NO LEAVE CHARLES ALONE GIVE HIM BACK!!!!!!

49. Alex no don’t be an idiot no nope nO ALEX STOP

50. SHIT SHIT SHIT WHY WHY WHY

51. Quicksilver is a mother fuckin bAD ASS HE’S THE REAL HERO HERE

52. POOR SCOTT HE’S SO HEARTBROKEN

53. Wait why didn’t Alex survive he’s IMPERVIOUS TO FIRE HOW IS HE DEAD????

54. Ffs who are these military guys

55. WHAT THE FUCK

56. Jean is seriously amazing

57. YES GO SAVE THEM U SMOL UNDERRATED MUTANTS

58. and they have something to prevent them to be able to use their powers OF COURSE

59. This guy is a douche canoe thEY’RE NOT THE BAD GUYS YOU NUMPTY

60. Ummmmm Jean idk if it’s a good idea to open that box

61. IT’S WOLVERINE!!!!

62. Damn son I forgot how much of a savage he was in the beginning

63. AND THIS ASSHAT IS LEAVING HIS MEN BEHIND AND FLEEING THE PUSSY ASS BITCH

64. I stg if they make this moment between Jean and Wolverine romantic I’m gonna loose it sHE IS A DAMN CHILD THAT WOULD BE GRO- oh she just took his headpiece off and gave him back some memories ok

65. This mother fucka forcing Charles to do his dirty work HOW DARE HE

66. CHARLES IS GIVING JEAN A SECRET MESSAGE OMG

67. And the battles commences…. This movie is so stressful ffs

68. YAS RAVEN CONVINCE ERIK HE STILL HAS GOOD IN HIM AND STILL HAS A FAMILY COME ON GIRL

69. and he doesn’t care… awesome

70. THIS BITCH IS GONNA TRANSFER TO CHARLES’ BODY OH HELL NO

71. INTERNALLY SCREAMING WTF I HATE MARVEL

72. SOMEBODY SAVE CHARLES FOR GOD SAKE

73. I SWEAR TO GOD IF THE TRANSFER IS A SUCCESS

74. Oh ok so that’s how Charles goes bald

75. IMPECCABLE TIMING NIGHTCRAWLER THANKS FOR THE ANXIETY FFS

76. QUICKSILVER IS FUCXKIN EN SABAH UP OMG

77. spoke too soon

78. UM NO GET UR HANDS OFF RAVEN ASSHOLE

79. YES STORM THAT IS UR HERO HE IS STRANGLING

80. I hate everything

81. “Thanks for letting me in” YEAH MOTHA FUCKER CHARLES GONNA KICK UR ASS

82. uh oh

83. Omg he’s literally turning into a giant shiiiit

84. Jean help him help help

85. “You betray me?” “No. I betrayed them.” OMG ERIK ITS OK WE FORGIVE U

86. Oh no Scott is being sucked into the wall BEAST WAKE UP AND HELP HIM

87. Omg come on Charles get up

88. OMFG JEAN HURRY UP AND HELP HIM

89. HES ASKING HER TO HELP HIM I FUCKING KNEW IT SEE JEAN FUCKING HELP HIM

90. “I have something you don’t. You’re alone. I’m not.” Damn this is some Harry vs Voldemort type shit

91. JEAN IS ABOUT TO FUCK. SHIT. UP!!!!!

92. JEAN IS SO SAVAGE HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT

93. YAS STORM TO THE RESCUE TEAM WORK BABY DESTROY THIS MOFO

94. Ummmmm Erik and Jean just casually rebuilding the whole institute ok???

95. I wish I had powers to do that

96. Mystique teaching the X-Men my heart why do her and Erik turn evil in the future uGH

97. Ok the post credit scene needs to hurry the fuck up

98. Seriously I need to pee

99. WHY ARE THE CREDITS SO LONG IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS

100. Ok what the fuck was that??? F u Marvel

rhode-trip  asked:

OKAY! So you know those cliche movie scenes where it's storming and the young couple find a cabin in the woods and go there for shelter till the rain stops and they get naked and cover themselves with blankets and huddle for warmth because they were drenched and there's this romantic tension in the air... well that scenario with the RFA/V/Saeran because cliches give me life and make me happy.

As soon as I read this ask I knew I wanted to do it omg I love this cliche. I LOVE THIS CLICHE.

Yoosung: 

  • They were on their way to a gaming convention
  • The two of them were too high on their victory to notice the gas tank was down to E
  • Until the car stopped
  • It’s getting dark outside
  • Fuck
  • Yoosung is like “OH MY GOD WE’RE GOING TO DIE OUT HERE IT’S SO DARK SOMEONE IS GOING TO MURDER-”
  • MC suggests they walk to find a gas station even though it’s getting dark
  • The two of them get out of the car and start walking
  • While they’re walking it starts POURING
  • It’s freezing cold!!!
  • They try to turn around and run back to the car but they must have turned around somewhere?? 
  • They’re lost
  • Yoosung is clinging to MC’s hand and wanting to cry
  • But then they come up to a cabin
  • Thankfully it’s empty so the two of them go inside and somehow manage to start a fire
  • They strip off their wet clothing
  • Yoosung is bright red he doesn’t know where to look he’s dying
  • MC just sort of drapes blankets around the two of them and they huddle in front of the fire
  • YOOSUNG IS A YOUNG BOY AND BODY PARTS ARE REACTING
  • He covers himself with his blanket because he doesn’t want MC to know
  • But MC just leans against him and kisses his shoulder (the blanket slid off his bare shoulder)

Seven:

  • He would love going on random adventures all the time
  • One night him and MC are in one of his cars just driving around having a good time when he swore he saw something on the side of the road
  • The two of them get out of the car and start heading into the woods to check out what Seven saw
  • He saw a cabin, not too far from the road
  • “Ooooohh, cabin in the woods~” he teased MC, wiggling his fingers creepily towards them
  • “Do you think a psychopath lives there?” MC grinned at the exciting thought
  • Although they both wanted to check out the cabin, they agreed that it was too dark and they should come back tomorrow
  • They walked to the car 
  • There were the keys
  • Lying on the drivers side seat
  • “Oh no,” whispered Seven 
  • Then it started pouring.
  • Both MC and Seven screamed at how suddenly the rain had started to come down
  • Seven sprinted over to where MC was and yanked off his jacket, holding it over both of their heads
  • (it did nothing but it was a good try son)
  • Both of them decided it would be best to sprint to the cabin, so they did, bursting in through the front door
  • There was an electric furnace
  • They both stripped off their soaking wet clothes
  • Seven wiggled his eyebrows at MC and she smacked his ass when he turned away (he totally shrieked)
  • The two of them wrapped up in blankets together like burritos 
  • Some inappropriate groping occurred but they were both very tired and warm so they ended up falling asleep curled up together in front of the furnace

Jaehee:

  • She knew they shouldn’t have gone camping
  • It seemed like a good idea at first
  • (Camping was never a good idea even if it was a vacation)
  • The tent got blown over by the wind
  • F u c k
  • It was POURING down rain and it was very cold 
  • On the way to their campsite they had seen a cabin that seemed functional yet abandoned
  • Refusing to let this night be ruined, Jaehee quickly gathered their things and helped MC get to the cabin, holding her rain jacket over MC’s head the entire time
  • They got to the door and Jaehee knocked
  • Once it was obvious nobody was there, Jaehee almost kicked the door open
  • As soon as they stepped foot inside, Jaehee went into Mom mode
  • She briskly undressed MC, wrapping a blanket around them, looking around for any hot drinks to make, turning on the gas fireplace
  • MC watched, sipping their brand new hot chocolate before stepping forward
  • “Jaehee, you’re still in your wet clothes.”
  • “Oh…I am.”
  • MC began to slowly take Jaehee’s clothing off, their fingertips dragging agonizingly slow against Jaehee’s skin
  • (She shivered but it wasn’t because she was cold)
  • They ended up making out by the gas fireplace, hot chocolate cold and forgotten to the side

Zen:

  • “Wow Zen what a great idea to go hiking when there’s a thunderstorm warning”
  • “It’s not like I was the only one who decided to go hiking, MC”
  • The of them are suffering as they trudge through the woods, getting soaking wet
  • Zen whined about his hair for the first five minutes (Until MC threatened to cut it all off. Zen refused to talk to them for three minutes)
  • Out of nowhere, a cabin comes looming up
  • “Ugh, finally!” MC drags Zen to the door and Zen is hesitant
  • “Are you sure you want to go in there? It looks like the start to a horror movie.”
  • MC just pushes the door open
  • It’s a nice place, just not being used at the moment
  • (There’s electricity thank god)
  • They quickly get everything turned on and soon Zen is shedding his wet clothes
  • Whines about his skin being pruney but helps MC take off their clothing
  • Uses his teeth sometimes
  • Hugs them while completely naked
  • Then gets a blanket and wraps it around them both
  • Pulls them down on the couch with him, their naked bodies lined up
  • A few minutes passed in silence as they both gradually warmed up
  • “This is nice,” said Zen. “Much better than a hike.”
  • MC scowled but secretly agreed.

Jumin:

  • Honestly this would be a cabin that he rented for him and MC to stay in
  • He would have all these events planned for them
  • While they were walking back from the horseback riding, though, it started pouring down rain
  • Jumin didn’t have anything to cover MC with but he tried to lean his upper body over them (honestly Jumin you’re just making them go slower just RUN)
  • They finally got back to the cabin and Jumin was cuddling MC the. entire. time. 
  • it made it very difficult to take their clothes off
  • When MC went to grab some dry clothes from their luggage, they thought for a second
  • Jumin was frowning at the fire he was trying to get lit, robe falling open at the front to show his chest
  • Instead of grabbing their own clothes, MC grabbed one of Jumin’s pajama shirts
  • Once Jumin turned around and saw MC like that, he immediately put his hands on MC’s hips
  • Let’s just say the two of them got very warm very fast

V:

  • MC and V were out in the woods taking photographs
  • Well, V was telling MC how to take photographs
  • MC was describing the scenery to V and he told them what to take pictures of 
  • “There’s a turtle that looks constipated”
  • “Please take five pictures of it.”
  • “Got it.”
  • MC had just finished taking a picture of a flower when they felt the first splashes of rain drops
  • got dammit
  • “I think it’s starting to rain” said V
  • MC took V’s hand, shoving the camera under their shirt so that it wouldn’t get wet
  • The two of them navigated through the woods, but by this time, the rain was getting heavier and MC and V kept tripping on the leaves and roots
  • Thankfully, a few minutes later, a cabin came into view
  • “There’s a cabin up ahead, should we check it out?”
  • “Yes,” said V, teeth chattering. MC felt a stab of concern. It was really cold.
  • They made it to the cabin, MC leading V inside and helping him sit down on the couch
  • The first thing that MC did was turn on the woodstove–V needed the heat more than he needed any lights 
  • While MC turned on some lights, V took off his soaking wet clothes and found a blanket
  • He came up to MC, feeling that they were still wearing their wet clothes
  • With a gentle touch that gave MC goosebumps, he helped them take off their clothes and ran his hands all over their body

Saeran:

  • The both of them just wanted to have a good night out
  • “Nothing good ever happens when I go out,” Saeran said sadly 
  • The two of them were walking back to their car from a carnival they had just gone to
  • “It’s not TOO bad! Our feet just…keep getting stuck in mud and we’re both soaking wet and it’s super cold and”
  • The both of them were Miserable
  • They couldn’t even get to the car
  • There was a giant death puddle in between them and the car
  • Resigned, they tried to find a way around the puddle but ended up seeing a cabin
  • “I’m cold and wet,” said Saeran. he took MC’s hand and guided them to the cabin
  • They both knew that being in the cabin was just a temporary thing, so they didn’t take off their clothes (especially since Saeran didn’t like taking his clothes off in front of MC yet)
  • Somehow, they ended up falling asleep in the cabin overnight and woke up cuddled with each other
  • “My clothes are dry and crusty and I hate everything,” grumbled Saeran.
  • MC kissed him. He had really cute bed head.

cogito-ergo-dumb  asked:

phil. phil. star wars princess bride au. dread pirate solo. farmgirl turned princess. 'you killed my father, prepare to die!' 'no lukinigo, i am your father'. chewie is fezzik obvs. darth humperdink IM SORRY I BURST OUT LAUGHING AS I TYPED THAT

LET ME

LET ME PICK MYSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR WHEREIN I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER

okay

okAY

i

i got it under control. Breahte normally, Phil

BUT. OH MY GOD.

So Leia is the sharp-tongued girl who bosses the (tall and handsome but decidedly scruffy) famboy aroUND OH MAN “on that day, Leia realized that “I know” actually meant “I love you”” anD LIKE UGH GOSH so he is captured by pirates/Jabba the pirate lord IDEK MAN so Leia goes into mourning UNTIL ON EDAY Count Vader discovers her in her beautiful potential (i am assuming u have read the book as well bc that is how it goes in the book and the book is even MORE GOLDEN than the movie) and tells Darth Palpadink “so i found this girl” and anyway they make an arrangement and Leia’s like “um your kinda gross and I will never love again but I guess if I get to be a princess whatever” and Palpadink is like SO IT;S DECIDED and continues on with his nefarious plot to rule the world idk. So as his plans to have his bride to be kidnapped on the edge of coruscanti territory by, uh, alderaanis (???) progresses, he hires the mastermind, UH, um, jeez who is the equivalent to vizzini. Lando? LET’S GO WITH LANDO so Landini and his friends Lukinigo and Chewikk are hired to kidnap the princess and kill her on the edge of Coruscanti airspace. Lukinigo and Chewikk are decidedly unhappy with this arrangement but Lando insists that the Empire will kick all their butts and they rly have no choice. AND THEN they’re suddenly like “oh no someone is following us” and Lando’s like “ha they’re not following us and besides we have a head start” and Luke’s like “nah son that ship is really fast” and lando’s like “Wtf man inconcievaBLE” and MEANWHILE Leia has jumped down the garbage shute or SOMETHING and the diagona is about to eat her when Chewie hauls her out and Lando gives her a firm lecture.

AND THE OTHER SHIP IS GETTING CLOSER. Fast forward, the gang realizes that they’re being follwed and so Lukinigo, who has a lightsaber, is told to hang out and engage their pursuer in a fight. whereupon Lukinigo reveals to the man in the black vest that he’s been training 5ever to avenge the death of his father, who was killed by the mechanical man. The man in the black vest is like “sorry man that sucks but I haven’t seen any mechanical men lately” and Luke’s like “no problem, just wondernig” and I have no idea how the next scene pans out as Han has zero skills with a lightsaber BUT ANYWAY just go with it so the man in the black vest also somehow bests Chewikk BC IDK MAYBE HE RECOGNIZES HIM and they’re like “okay gotta make this seem real Chewie I have to knock you out - yes, yes, I know it sucks, just go - what? You want to knock me out? How is that gonna help anyone? No, hang on -” so anyway. Finally the man in the black vest just ends up punching Landini in the nose and grabs the princess’s arm.

“I know who you are,” snaps Leia. “You’re the dread pirate Jabba (???).”

And Han’s like *angry angry angry* “life is pain, your worship. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something”

“Why you - you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerfherder!”

Continue, continue, accusations of infidelity;

"He died! And you can die too for all I care! I hate you!” and she shoves him down the ravine - er, airway. right.

Of course, then she hears his muffled “I know” and has a panic attack, except Leia is decidedly smarter than buttercup so instead of flinging herself after him she attaches a magically procured grappling hook to the side of the platform and swings down after him to land on the platform under them and you all know the rest.

i meaN IT’S SO PERFECT “what about the mynoks?” “mynoks? I don’t think the exis - ooof!”

ALSO the carbonite thing can be the same as count Reugen’s torture device???? OH MAN imagine Luke and Chewie lugging this big slab of carbonite to Miracle Yoda’s “hi we need a miracle pls”

AND OBI-WAN AS VALERIE

"I can’t believe you! You’ve just lost all your self confidence after that duel with palpatine went badly!”

“Say his name, DO NOT!”

“palpatine! palpatine! PALPATINE PALPATINE PALPATINE!”

And: “True love, yoda! You remember what happened the last time we ignored true love? Anakin lost his marbles! So help me if you don’t help these nice young men I will tell everyone that I’m actually just a force ghost and not real!”

AND SO MANY GOOD LINES

“You killed my father! prepare to die!”

“no, Lukinigo, I amyour father!”

” … NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

additionally, the line “there is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world; it would be a pity to damage yours” is exactly the typ eof thing Han would say.

I just.

OH MAN.

THIS IS TOO IDEAL