im so into you in glasses

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Rules: answer 30 questions then tag 20 people you want to know better!

1. Nicknames: dani, loser, weasal

2. Gender: yes

3. Star Sign: Taurus

4. Height: 5"3

5. Time: 11:09 pm

6. Birthday: April 27th

7. Favorite Bands: o o f,,,,,ok,,,,,Emo Trinity/Quartet, Glass Animals, Foster the People, Coldplay, Dry the River, BTS, PXNDA, a bunch more I can’t remember right now

8. Favorite Solo Artists: The Weeknd, Natalia Lafourcade, Snail’s House, TAEMIN, Troye Sivan, Joji (including Pink Guy content), Cosmo Sheldrake, The Neighborhood

9. Song Stuck In My Head: Don’t Wanna Waste My Time by Joji

10. Last Movie I Watched: I don’t watch a lot of movies,,,um,,, Beauty and The Beast (live action)

11. Last Show I Watched: AHS: Cult

12. When Did I Create My Blog: Time is an illusion

13. What Do I Post/Reblog: sometimes I do Art. Only sometimes. Most of the time, I reblog various kinds of content from various fandoms. Also, memes. Lots of those

14. Last Thing I Googled: are your last words the last thing people hear from you or the last thing you say?

15. Other Blogs: @shirxzus (tokyo ghoul blog) @timdrxkes (dc comics blog) @shinyhobi (bts blog)

16. Do I Get Asks: once in a blue moon

17. Why I Chose My URL: listen,,, leave me and my aesthetic garbage alone

18. Following: 932

19. Followers: 281

20. Average Hours of Sleep: either too much or none at all

21. Lucky Number: 27

22. Instruments: nope

23. What Am I Wearing: galaxy print jeans, purple paw socks, and a red and white striped long sleeve shirt

24. Dream Job: psychologist or screenwriter for movies and stuff

25. Dream Trip: botanical gardens in Japan. Just. As many as possible

26. Favorite Food: p o z o l e

27. Nationality: Mexican

28. Favorite Song (For Now): fucj,,,uh,,,,either Rain On Me by Joji or Daddy Issues by The Neighborhood

29. Last Book Read: The Looking Glass Wars

30. Top Three Fictional Universes I’d Like To Join: heCk man uh,,,,The Boy Who Fell, Voltron, and DC

I tag @monstrousprince @oswiniarty @dichotomi @evenifidie @revenge-seeker225 @son-of-a-richboy-wayne

you: im so soft… so gentle.. soft heart bab,y..uw..u.. smol

me: *saunters into the room and sits down in the most obnoxious way possible, putting my legs up on the counter and spreading them out (smashing multiple glasses in the process) while leaning back and resting my head on my arms (which i am flexing slightly in order to show off my muscles in a display of dominance)* heh…

IM ABSOLUTELY DYING OVER YOI’S COLLAB IN THE GAME RAGE OF BAHAMUT

THEY’RE TAKING THE GAY TO A NEXT LEVEL 

YUURI LITERALLY SAYS THAT HE CAN’T CHANNEL EROS BY LOOKING AT GIRLS IM JDFGFH

THERE’S SOMEONE ELSE WHO COULD HELP ME PICTURE IT

FONDLE = AKA THE ACT OF CARESSING LOVINGLY AND EROTICALLY

“YOU WANT TO FONDLE ME? SURE GO AHEAD” - VIKTOR NIKIFOROV 2017

IF YOU’RE GENTLE, I WILL BE GENTLE TO YOU, TOO like what kind of foreplay 

DKFMGJK

IDK WHO WROTE THIS BUT IM IN TEARS IT’S SO GAY 

ALSO BONUS YUURI WITHOUT GLASSES LOOKING LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO MELT THE ICE

this is all so hysterical please check out and follow Aki on twitter to get all the goods wE ARE BEING BLESSED AGAIN

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I’m sooooooo tired _( :’’| 」∠)_

School is already trying to kill me and it hasn’t even gone two weeks yet! wtf… Well, never mind that; here have some notes of an AU that I thought of at school. Can you tell what it is about? No?

….. college… it’s about college… 

…probably…

matt and pidge reunion

Pidge: Matt!

Matt: Katie?!?! Its been so-

Pidge: fight me  (ง'̀-‘́)ง

Matt: W-what? Wait, are those my glasses?

Pidge:  fight me  (ง'̀-'́)ง  arm wrestling. Right here, right now.

Matt: I win, you give them back. No holds barred, one round.

Pidge: You’re on 

Shiro: Nice… to see you too…..

  • Kai: Cinder, hey. It's me, Kai
  • Kai: Uh, this is like the 200th message I've left you without a response, so...
  • Kai: If you're trying to tell me something, I do not know what it is because you won't call me back.

“Fy faen, I’m gonna miss you.” Isak said between smooches to Even’s face. They were laying in their bed, snuggled close and limbs tangled. 

So, tomorrow is the first day back to school after the summer break. This marked the end of the last few weeks that both of them spent mostly together, apart from the occasional meeting of friends alone or work shift. They got used to having each other around almost the whole day. 

“You’re having a free period at noon, right?” Even asked and nuzzled their noses together. Isak nodded (mostly to bump their noses further). 

“Yeah, Jonas and I wanted to go to KB for that and visit you.” Even’s face brightened. 

“Yeah?” Three hard pecks to Isak’s lips.

“Hmhmm.” Isak carded his hand through Even’s hair and then locked his arms around his neck and threw a leg over Even’s hip.

“I’m gonna miss you, too, baby monkey.” Even pulled him impossibly closer as Isak playfully bit at his jaw. “But, I can’t wait to meet my hot third-year boyfriend for lunch tomorrow.” 

“Hmm, if that gets you going, just wait until I get the red overall thing at the end of the year.” Isak’s grin was paired with a flirty eyebrow raise and Even mock-gasped before closing the remaining (none at all) distance between them. 

(Since Vilde infected Mags with the russ enthusiasm, there was the lose plan to form a russ together. Even if they just wanted to get a rental that matched the Los Losers van and not spend any real money for it, because effort). 

They made out some more after that. Because they are sappy and gonna miss the shit out of each other. Even though they will see each other in the morning. And at lunch. And right after school. But they have to get used to it again, ok? 

  • Let them be a bit clingy for the week. 
  • Let Isak wrap legs and arms around Even. 
  • Let Even say “my baby monkey” four times as often as usual. 
  • Let them pout and tell each other “I love you” in a dramatic voice as if this was the end. 
  • Let Even make Isak his favourite breakfast (pancakes, go home with your waffles, Mahdi). 
  • Let them walk hand in hand together to Isak’s tram stop. 
  • And let them part with a kiss that makes it look like one of them is going off to war. 

(And when I say “let them”, I’m speaking directly to Jonas, who is rolling his eyes at this so often he almost gets a head ache)

anonymous asked:

hey can u rec some good klance fics !

dddiijfjovojrf this has been in my asks for so long im sowwy :’3c BUT HERE WE GO I GOTCHU

berceuse by winterandlittlebrunettes
UHG FUCK this was …… so soft , im so down for lance falling in love w keith all over again …………….. wow

vampires werewolves and monsters, oh my! by ashmes
I LOVE MONSTER AUS !!!!!!! THIS IS SO GOOD ALREADY !!!

love bug by mellodramaticlawliet
every lovebug fic ……………. is a good one …… im probs gonna rec like three more dkfjbnrkbjgnjkef THIS WAS CUTE

keith the amnesiac by jilliancares
KEITH LOSES HIS MEMORY …… ND HE’S LIKE … SUPER CLINGY .. idk this was rlly cute mdudes……..

you’re sweeter than marshmallows by kagaminatsuki
FEKEJVENKVFJKJSDCNKVF THIS WAS SO SWEET AND SOFT AND I LOVE IT HHHHNHN

bitten by the same bug by punjedi
ANOTHER LOVE BUG FIC …. THIS WAS SUPER CUTE 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

jagged fins by aaronalive
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FIC RIGHT NOW !!!!!!! I LVOE MERMAIDS SM !!! KEITH IS A SHARK ND LANCE FALLS IN LOVE OOPS !!!!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!!

lonely in love by warmybones
THIS FIC …………. like …….. this fic was so soft and fucking sensual like i felt like i was about to fuckign fall in love this was rlly sweet nd i legit teared up a bit

4 times lance played with keiths hair (+1 time keith played with lances) by kickfoxing
THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL …… SUPER SWEET

all tar and glass by brookethenerd
lance is captured by the galra and he’s ,, missing a leg fuck dude this fic is sad but also rlly sweet ? idk i rlly like this one hhhnhnhng

i want you to stay by petalloso
WOW BRO … GIVIN ME A LIL HEARTBREAK BRO? A LITTLE BREAKY BREAK?? THIS FIC ISNT SAD IM JUST KJFVKNVJKDF AAAAA

love bite(s) by archetypeofadesposa
ANOTHER LOVE BUG FIC DDLKDNLHNJFKJDJKRF FUCK??????????? FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

morning to night by arialsal
the life of college boyfriends keith nd lance …….. wrow :’‘))))

uwu those r all the new ones i have rn !!! :3c my ao3 is @ boys so yall can check out the rest of my bookmarks !!

  • someone: youre so overdramatic!!!!!!
  • me: *draped over a plush, black velvet armchair with gold trim, wearing a floor length blue gown in the middle of the day, holding a hand with many large rings delicately to my chest and sipping soda from a wine glass* what ever do you mean?

I jumped on board the mermaid au but i made it shance kek 

This au has lance being an alien mermaid(man??) who was taken from his home and put into an exotic creatures exhibit (so basically a zoo) >>

So for the time being Voltron is formed (allura pilots the blue lion for the time being, but blue is constantly telling her she wants “her pilot” whatever that means) and during a mission to free the aliens and creatures in the zoo Shiro comes across Lance’s display, and lance is all like “ Heeeeey look at this nice piece of meat i like this…whatever this is” and shiro’s like “Hot damn this dude is cute shit”

so shiro pushes the gay thoughts aside and comes in like “Im a paladin of voltron here to save you!! …..how do i get you out….” 

lets just say it ends up with shiro busting the glass open and getting completely soaked ^^’ 

Anyways Lance is just like “My hero~ Please get me out of here now “


Sooo yea By then all the aliens are free’d and shiro comes back to the castle-ship with lance still in his arms cause of course he’s gonna make the MERMAID FUCKING WALK and then introduces him to everyone and whoops blue screams at allura like “THATS MY PILOT GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE”

and thats as far as i got >< I still have alot of shit i wanna do for this au ^ 3^ feel free to send me idea kek i love drawing mermaid lance and like im just super gay for shance anyway lelelelel

fanfic
  • poison ivy wearing muddy overalls n rubber gloves on the set of a gardening show w the hosts tied up n gagged behind her stroking a genetically modified carnivorous plant like a lapdog: hello fume-spewers of gotham city. its your hostess with the most...the mostess...its me, poison ivy. sorry to interrupt your resource-guzzling evening's entertainment by taking over every channel of your worthless old-media network. oh wait. i'm not. at this very moment the bouquet of roses i sent to strangle the mayor will be
  • heavy static followed by sudden cut 2 the penguin, drinking straight vodka and crunching icecubes wearing a feather boa and a velvet dressing gown covered in grease-strains and reclining in the hosts chair on a talk show set, which is being visibly smashed by themed muscleboys in th background: GOTHAM CITY YOU FUCKERS, YOU ABSOLUTE SWINE, HERES THE DEAL I WANT (crunch) A BILLION DOLLARS LEGAL TENDER TRANSFERRED TO MY PAYPAL AT vintage_cloaca_1937@icberglounge.com.org OR YOU CAN (slurp) SAY GOODBYE TO-
  • sudden cut back 2 poison ivy, furiously gesturing to the hypnotised crew to do whatever damnable technological things they do to unfuck the broadcast: (high pitched screeching)
  • sudden cut to the penguin: -YOUR PRECIOUS "SUN". I-
  • the penguin: (hears phone ringing) OH WAIT UH HOLD ON A SECOND
  • the penguin: (pullS a gold rotary telephone out of his purse) HWEH?
  • poison ivy, shreiking thru reciever: fuck off oswald im doing a Bit!!
  • the penguin: TO FUCK WITH YOUR BIT I BOUGHT OUT ALL THE NETWORKS FOR 1 HALF HOUR SLOT AND NOW I HAVE MINUS A BILLION DOLLARS AND I NEED A BILLION DOLLARS
  • poison ivy: these airwaves arent big enough for the both of us you horrendous little animal. i swear to piss i will
  • sudden cut to the riddler, sitting atop a giant rubix cube w the squares flashing neon at intervals wearing 2 pairs of 3D glasses and a coquettish mod ensemble w so many sequins on it that the studio lights reflecting off it cause at least 3 lens flares a second: GREEEEEEEETINGS CITIZENS OF GOTHAM CITTTYYYYYY! i, the RIDDLER, have interrupted your intellectually unstimulating broadcast to bring you some entertainment you'll hopefully find a little more...challenging. a new game show....with a DEADLY TWIST. for you see
  • the riddler: (hears his 2001 nokia beeping) uh...well, it seems we have our FIRST CALLER of the evening
  • the riddler: ...and our SECOND CALLER. um
  • poison ivy: (garbled screaming)
  • the penguin: (choking on an ice cube in pure rage)
  • the riddler: woah now hey now hey there woah there just a second
  • the penguin: -THE SUN
  • poison ivy: -THE MAYOR-
  • the penguin: -A BILLION DOLLARS
  • poison ivy: -A TRILLION DOLLARS-
  • sudden cut to harley quinn, sitting at home on the couch in front of her webcam wearing a sweaty sports bra and loony toons pajama pants and eating a hotdog: whats up folks! just wanted to hang out

draco: potter, I have something to tell you

harry: what is it this time, malfoy?

draco: your hair is so messy, it could be a bird’s nest

harry: you’ve told me that before

draco: oh, well, you’re so scrawny, you’d fit into a cat flap

harry: that too

draco: your glasses make you look like a librarian?

harry: still don’t see the insult but been there, done that

draco: your eyes are so bright, I want to stare into them forever

harry: what

draco: what

Bat boys as things my family has said.

Bat boys as things my family has said.
———————-
Jason: *is drawing on a wall*
Bruce: Jason! What are doing!??
Jason: isn’t it obvious? I’m drawing on the wall.
Bruce: your not allowed to draw on walls!

*the next day*
Jason: *is drawing on a door*
Bruce: what did I tell you yesterday?!
Jason: this is a door not a wall. *continues drawing*
Dick: *in the background* he’s not wrong.
Bruce: don’t encourage him!!
———————–

Dick: *opens the door and starts screaming in in opera like tone*
I’m hooooommeeeee!

Jason: *joins in* we knowwwwwww!

Alfred : *looks at Bruce while the screaming in the distance continues*
I can get the duct tape.

————————-

Damian: *sitting reading a book*

Tim: *brings out a measuring tape holds it to Damian’s head and starts backing away while measuring the distance.*

Damian: what are you doing?

Tim: I’m measuring your patience.

———————-

Damian: *dislocates toe which is now on a 90 degree angle*

Dick: want me to call a toe truck?

———————–

Dick: *falls down multiple stairs and gets back up*
I’m okay!

Tim: *laughing so hard that he trips while walking up the stairs and breaks the post*

Jason: *laughs at what just happened and falls off his stool*

Damian: *laughs so hard he hits the table and knocks off a glass*

Bruce: *spits all over himself*

Alfred: I’m surrounded by Neanderthals.

————————-

Jason: *Is holding Tim’s book above his head while standing on the edge of the couch*

Tim: give me back my book!

Jason: Never! *sticks his tongue out and suddenly losses balance falls off the couch and lands on Tim and his tongue touches Tim’s eyeball*

Tim: WHAT THE FUCK YOU LICKED MY EYEBALL

Jason: WHAT THE FUCK NO I DIDN’T MEAN TO SHIT I FELL AND FUCK I HAVE TIM GERMS ON MY TONGUE!

Tim: IM GONNA GO BLIND


————————

Bruce : let’s get a boat.

Alfred : we have a boat.

Bruce : how about a car?

Alfred : we have three.

Jason, Tim, Dick and Damian : *Run in the room screaming at each other and arguing*

Alfred : how about new children?

————————-

Tim: *is walking around when he stubs his toe on the dresser and drops everything he’s holding* I want to die.

Dick: *concerned* you ok there?

————————

*Everyone is sitting at the breakfast table and eating*

Tim:*extremely tired* when was the war of 1812?

Jason: ….
Dick:…
Damian:….
Bruce:….

Jason: you better be kidding cause if not you’re really fucking stupid.

———————–

Friend: You look upset, what’s wrong?


Me, internally: In the Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, John Gabriel Utterson has live with knowing that both of his best friends are dead. He was the lawyer to both of them but still the death of Robert (Hastie) Lanyon was still so sudden and out of the blue, he couldn’t save Dr. Lanyon. Then he has to live with knowing he was seconds too late to save Henry Jekyll. This is all canon by book standards. Not to mention, Lanyon doesn’t exist in the musical but Utterson does. Mr. Utterson is forced to shoot Dr. Jekyll six times, killing him. In the Wedding Reception, after Henry is shot, you can hear John drop his gun and cry “Oh my God! No!” In every adaptation, John Gabriel Utterson is forced to watch his best friends die.


Me, laughing: yeah, I’m good. How are you?

friends & feelings — tom h.

Originally posted by peterparkerimagine

author’s note: first head cannon bc i couldn’t stop thinking about this. also if you read this thank you so much !! i love you wowow

  • okay but you and tom would definitely start out as best friends
  • like you two would probably meet through harrison and the second you do there’s just this instant connection
    • “i’ve never met one of harrison’s friends before”
    • “maybe because you think you’re his only friend”
  • and he’d just stand there and be like did she just diss me??? i think she just dissed me??? already??
  • but he’d laugh anyway bc that’s not how girls usually talk to him and that’d make you laugh and wow what a beautiful start
  • and as the days went on you two would get closer and closer
  • you guys for sure got closer more emotionally than physically at first 
  • for instance tom would have a bad day and he’d just come to you
  • literally lay in your bed and just talk to you about anything and everything
    • “sometimes this lifestyle just gets too much and i don’t think i’m made for it”
    • “if anyone is made for it, it’s you tom”
    • “and besides if you every turn into an insensitive cocky fuck, harrison and i will hand you your ass”
  • THIS was one of the things he’d love most about you
  • like you’d be there for him and give him great advice when he needs it but at the same time you were you and you just had to make him laugh and diss him in some way to get that pretty smile on his face again
  • he adored it
    • “did you see all those girls out there Y/N- wow they really love me”
    • “lol who are you”
  • in his head he’s always be like “why is she like this” 
  • BUT when you two started getting physically closer wow just wow he adored it just as much if not more than the emotional connection you two had together
  • always hugging you
  • sometimes for no reason at all
    • “tom i’m trying to get a glass of water”
    • “shh shh i’m trying to hug you”
  • that’s when you started to think “why is he like this”
  • so TOUCHY
  • he’d always find excuses to hold your hand
    • “and then she told me- tom what-why are you holding my hand”
    • “there’s a bug on it”
    • “i think i would’ve felt-”
    • “THERE’S A BUG IM TRYING TO SQUISH IT Y/N LEAVE ME BE”

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