im so hilarious

I need a Sheith The Addams Family AU so bad lmao

  • Shiro as Gomez Addams. Eccentric, handsome, athletic multi-billionaire. Loves black and white suits. Obsessed with spaceships and in his study he’d blow them up just for fun, he can always buy a new set anyway, no big deal. He is such a romantic. He adores and would literally die for his husband, Keith. Loves making morbid jokes, it’s his thing. Randomly takes the husband and him on trips to Bermuda Triangle because it’s their typical destination. 
  • Keith as Morticia Addams. Handsome and quiet, makes a lot of people do a double-take just like with his husband. Always in all-black suits. Sometimes wears a red tie. Red is the only other colour he will wear. Rarely smiles but when he does…
    Shiro: STAB MY HEART A THOUSAND TIMES, MY LOVE, AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU EVER JUST SMILE MY WAY
    Keith: Let me go just get my dagger, will you wait for me, Mon cher?
    Shiro: Cara mio, will it be painful?
    Keith: Extremely.
  • As a married couple, they are quite a sight to see. They move so gracefully like they came out of a black and white film. Never do people see them wear normal clothes. They always have to look elegant. They are multilingual. They know Japanese, Spanish, Italian, French and English. But Japanese is the language that just drives Shiro nuts whenever Keith uses it for sweet talks. 
  • When they go on dinner dates, they get weird looks. The waiter in charge of their table is always scandalized when they hear them talk.
    Shiro: At your request, I would rip out my eyes. At your command, I would crawl on my belly through hot coals and broken glass.
    Keith: Why wait, my darling?
    “What the hell is wrong with you people?”
  • A bit weirded out by normal people.
    Keith: Takashi, that child is… smiling as if he’s happy. How hideous.
    Shiro: Look away, my love. Look away.

[PART 02] [PART 03]

I think one detail that makes Yuuri’s embarrassment over his Viktor posters even funnier

is that Viktor keeps a framed picture of himself

in his room

but wait

that picture 

looks familiar 

I’m not saying that Viktor found Yuuri’s poster collection but it is entirely possible that Viktor found Yuuri’s poster collection

Cute Names For Your Significant Other
  • significant annoyance
  • my buddy
  • special guy
  • mamacita
  • hunk muffin
  • peaches
  • sack of meat
  • happiness
  • plaguey plaguey plaguey
  • my doctor
  • five terrible syllables
  • paolo’s arms
  • the Beast™
  • indiana banana
  • crotchkicker
  • demon peach baby

@tea-sims​ hooked me up w/ some super rare images of dr gabe alvarado avocado n i am sharing them w/ u all so pls enjoy :-)

look at him lookin so daddy af and so professor-esque. u can see why aspen started climbin that like a tree i mean damn

it was prob hard shavin off 20 lbs of beard i mean its hard shavin ur legs after letting them go for a few weeks so like im feelin u avocado its rough out there

avocado ft. unknown woman????? who is she bc that certainly isnt aspen

avocado w/ one of the twins. tiadora??? matias????? we jus dont know!!!

a tiger is not an appropriate pet 4 newborns avocado smh

avocado has celebrity friends!!! seen here with unknown woman and christian slater

2 lit

evidently aspen aged several decades bc she realized that beardless avocado is just 2 much

i hope u enjoyed these super rare pics of dr avocado!! have a great night stay hydrated love u xoxo

arm wrestled dum-e today. does it count as arm wrestling when his whole body is an arm? or is it just wrestling then

steve drew me, and then tony added dum-e to the sketch. nice to see them getting along.

this is just before the table snapped under us. that red stuff is blood from the nosebleed i got, and that white is when dum-e decided that spraying me down with the fire extinguisher would help with the nosebleed

it did not.

You can get Bucky’s shirt on Redbubble!