im so happy look at my idiots

“You’re rescuing kittens now?”

“Look, it’s got such lovely eyes.”

“We have places to be - though…you are right.”

so guess who loves ineffable idiots

anonymous asked:

i saw ur ferre&r as twins and i thought i was only one who thought ITS AMAZING THING BUT JUST IMAGINE THEIR FRIENDS THINKING THEY'RE DATING (cos they live together, sharing almost everything and monthly family dinners ect) but then one night ferre watching some guy flirting with R, who is uncomfortable and screams at him like- "THE ONLY PERSON MY TWIN CAN BE EVER FLIRTED BY IS MY IDIOTIC BEST FRIEND WHO NEEDS TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER." Everyone is like WHAT UR BROTHER but enj looks conflicted

im just imagining Enj crushing on R so bad but not knowing what to tell Ferre and he thinks they’re happy and in love so he just sort of backs off but never stops having feelings for him

Enj low key flirting with R in his own Enjolras way and everyone KNOWS Enj is crushing and everyone KNOWS R likes him back but they all still think Grantaire and Ferre are in a long term relationship that is going to end in a proposal soon

But that night when the dude was hitting on R everyone was expecting Ferre to but in and tell him to hit the road (which he did) but he did it and instead of saying “bak off he’s taken” He was just “Back off of my twin brother the only man who can flirt with him is that blond beauty over there, whO SHOULD REALLY GET HIS SHIT TOGETHER AND JUST ASK OUT MY BROTHER ALREADY” 

everyone is shook

Especially Enj

just sitting there and connecting all the dots that are starting to make sense

Stolen Glances

Fandom: Now You See Me

Imagine/Prompt/Chapter: Imagine secretly liking Jack Wilder, and him liking you back, but neither of you knows it. Merritt sees it though and decides to help the two of you along…..

Warnings: None!

Word Count: 1306

(So sorry this took me so long to get out. Between my friend passing away and the boyfriend and family stuff that came up, I took way longer than planned on this. I hope  you like it though! @jaylee-crapnetier )


Out of all the guys you could have fallen for, it had to be Jack Wilder. You had met him when Dylan brought you along with him to meet the Horsemen one day. You worked as an FBI agent with him, and were always on the lookout for new information regarding them. You had gotten too close to blowing the case back open, so he let you in on the secret. And now you basically lived with them when you weren’t working.


The most surprising part of it all was Jack. That he was alive, that you liked him, that he was so kind, that he was so goofy. He was just a pleasure to be around. You didn’t realize that he thought the same way. That he enjoyed spending as much time around you as you did him. He didn’t smile the way he did around you for just anyone. You were the only person he would stay up with until 2 in the morning, getting caught up in teaching you card tricks. The only person he wanted to watch cartoons and eat cereal with in the morning was you. And you didn’t see it.


Merritt did though. He saw it clear as the cards on the table. He could see the look in his friend’s eyes when he watched you and you weren’t looking. He saw the way you constantly smiled at him. Yet neither of you were apparently smart enough to see it. Oh, young love. How blind it could be when you didn’t have wisdom and clarity over the situation. And seeing how he was older and wiser and didn’t have a puppy love blindness in his eyes, he took it upon himself to make it known to these two that they liked each other. Maybe they would actually do something about it and be happy with themselves, instead of stolen glances across the room.


“Hey Jack.” Merritt knocked on his partner’s door and waited for a response.


“Come on in.” Jack called from the inside. The hypnotist smiled as he let himself in and shut the door behind him. “What can I do for you?”


“I think this is more what I can do for you.” He strutted his way across the room and knelt down next to Jack, who was sitting in bed and fumbling with a deck of cards. As usual. The confused face oh the younger magician’s face was priceless. This was going to be fun. “Just look up into my eyes….. And sleep.” He caught Jack by the back of his neck and pulled him against his shoulder. He mumbled a few things into his ear, then snapped his fingers. Jack sat up like nothing had happened at all. “Good chat bud. I’ll talk to you later.”


Later that night, you and Jack were at the table in the kitchen eating dinner. Dylan was called for a case, J was on a grocery run, and Merritt was off hiding in his room. The two of you hadn’t said much to each other as you ate. Just a quiet meal together. Your feet would occasionally brush against each other’s under the table. As soon as they did, you would blush and pull your foot back, but it would soon be back where it had been and you’d do it all over again. Yet neither of you had the guts to actually admit how you felt.


Why in the world you were so attracted to him was mind boggling. Maybe it was how messy he kept his hair when he hung around the apartment. Or how he liked to use funny voices and made you smile. Then again, it was mesmerizing to watch him with a deck or cards. And his smile that lit up the room. He was funny too. Oh so funny. But extremely loving and thoughtful. He seemed to care so much for you. But, it only seemed to be as a friend. It didn’t seem to be a romantic type of caring. You wished with all your heart that it would be though.


Your eyes had drifted down to your plate as you finished up, but they shot back up when the feet of Jack’s chair scrape against the floor. He started to move his arms around and a bizarre stream of words came out of his mouth. It took you a second to realize what was going on. No. Oh no. He was NOT doing that…….


“I’m a little teapot, short and stout.” Why why why why why? “Here is my handle, here is my spout.” You couldn’t help but laugh as he made the handle and spout with his arms. “When I get all steamed up hear me shout.” The dude wasn’t the best singer, but he actually wasn’t the worst. “Tip me over and pour me out.” You laughed even harder when he leaned as if he was pouring something out of his ‘spout’. As soon as the song was over, he stood there. The sudden shock of what in the world he had just done hit him like a brick wall. You could see the look on his face completely change from a happy smile to utter shame.


You haven’t stopped laughing though. How could you? THE Jack Wilder just stood up and sang 'Im A Little Teapot’ to you, WHILE DANCING!!!! You were laying against the table, unable to breathe from laughing so hard. A few minutes later, when you had calmed down for the most part, you looked up and saw Jack staring at you.


“What?” You asked, still grinning like an idiot.


“Nothing.” He shook his head, then took a deep breath. “Actually something. I really love seeing you smile. Even at my expense.” Wait…… what? He did? Holy crap, did Jack like you?!?! No….. or……. maybe…….


“You do?” It was the only thought that you could coherently make out.


“Yeah. I do.” He sits back down in his seat across from you and looks into your eyes. His warm brown eyes……. “I love seeing you smile. And making you smile. I love how you take care of us bums. How you’re an absolute sweetheart, yet won’t take crap from anyone. I have wanted to tell you this for so long Y/N. I just couldn’t though. I don’t…… I don’t do this. The whole really feeling things for a girl and wanting to be with her. Plus, I wasn’t sure if you liked me back. I thought you might, but I wasn’t sure. And I couldn’t say anything if I wasn’t 100% sure that you liked me back. And even now I’m not. I don’t know if you like me. All I know is that I can’t keep this to myself anymore.”


Your smile never faded. If anything, it somehow grew. He did like you! Oh thank goodness. You sat there with a sparkle in your eye, listening to him pour his heart out. It was all you really had ever wanted to hear from him. It felt like a dream honestly. For once, your reality was better than your dreams.


“Jack, I cannot tell you how long I have wanted to hear that from you. I’ve been falling for you since day one. But, like you said, I wasn’t sure if you liked me back and I was afraid to make a move. But, I guess I know how you feel now, so I don’t have to worry.” Jack chuckles and nods.


“Yeah you’re right. Hey, since I can’t take you out on a proper date, how would you feel about renting a movie tomorrow night and holding my hand?”


“That sounds perfect.” You and Jack. The fallen Horseman and an FBI agent. Who would’ve guessed?

Boyfriend Haechan

sooo
Lmao haechan didn’t like you

-when ever asked about you

eeww

haechan didnt like your presence
worst thing was

you always had to see him
because mark as your cousin
An your parents wanted you to be a model and dancer

so here you are working hard
When haechan first saw you he knew you were related to mark

i can feel it
So moving on
He had to help you

“i want to kill my self”
“Shut up I’m suffering as much as you are”
You actually had a crush on Winwin
“Isnt he amazing?”

“Y/n you’re an idiot”
You and Haechan grew close
But he still hated you

Y/n-ssi stop thinking about si cheng and focus.
“I can’t i just really like him”


And bam his crush on you was crushed
Haechan actually liked you

Since you both met
But he also hated you

He became cold towards
you
After your debut
He never spoke to you again
“What’s wrong?”

“None of your business”
So then you visited Mark after promotions
And as soon as Haechan saw

You his ass was out the door lmao
You didn’t cry you just felt hurt

“Hey, Mark..Why does he hate me?”
And mark just laughed

Like thx u idiot for making me feel great
“HE DOESNT”

Okay dude chill.
“He actually likes you. Why are you so oblivious?”

Because im related to you

So then you chased haechan

And then you found him talking to Si cheng
“Oh my god Si cheng looks so cute today”

And then you saw haechan and you ran to him
“Idiot!”

Both Winwin and Haechan looked at you
“Lee Donghyuck”

He had a questionable look
“What?!”

“I..Like you”
And then you felt to your knees
“You do?”

And winwin is just there confused af
He smiled as he said something to Winwin


“Mark told you didn’t he?”
“Yah”

He sighed as he looked at you happy.


You walked towards him as you kissed him Lmao winwin was just standing there awkward

“Hey y/n..Do you think we can do it again?” “You need to explain first” “Mark already did”

“Don’t sass me”

“I will and i can”

I hate you

Then why did you kiss me ?

Because you like me and i like you

He smiled “Go out with me” “Are you deman-”

“Then i guess it’s a yes” “I didn’t-”

Lmao both of you were trouble makers.

No one ever messed with you The dream team actually likes you But


because you were with haechan they barely saw you Jeno was like your brother But when

he saw you were dating haechan His ass was out the door

Lmao not being a victim during yaga time

Haechan actually always takes care of you

Even if he is cold sometimes

But when ever someone hurts you

He makes hell

One time jisung came

“Hyung are you taking Y/n out for ice cream?”

“Yeah”

He just laughed nervously

“You see we were playing and she fell”

Haechan drops what he is doing.

“And she is bruised”

Haechan stares at him while

The Coconut head runs to his other hyungs to be saved

“WHERE IS She?”

And then he sees you on the ground looking at the bruise

“Oh my god- are you okay? Do you need anything? Can i kill Jisung?”

You just laughed at how dramatic he is

“Im okay”

And one time Taeil took you

To the supermarket with him

And Haechan thought you were kidnapped

“Call thE POLICE”

In public he doesn’t hold your hand

He puts his arm around you instead.

He loves doing Aegyo is public

One time you and Haechan wanted a game

And you saw Taeyong walking in

By the way you were both looking at him

He knew what you were planning and he was like

“Fuck this shit im out”

And then Johnny. Johnny is your favorite

Because he is always spoiling both of you

He comes in smiling like “ :D ” and you both

Look at him and go from “ =_=|| to :))))”

Taeil is also good at handling you both

But Haechan still salty about the super market thing

MARK

Dont get me started with Mark

He is so over protective

Like he doesn’t like it when youre alone with

Haechan

He is a third wheel

“We are going to the mall”

“Me and Jaemin are going with you”

“We are?”

“Of course we are”

And then the both of you start making noises.

Haechan is like a fucking Ninja

He can sense when you’re down

Like you could be crying and he burst trough

The door asking a million questions

Overall Haechan gets jealous ALL the time

But he pretends he doesn’t

During Christmas he sang “With out U” in front of everyone at the mall

Which ended up in Both of you being chased by Fangirls.

You really love haechan a lot

And he loves you a lot too

handmaidsonhuluI present to you, the cast of The Handmaids Tale at our premiere @tribeca ( minus a few key peeps who couldn’t be there im looking at you @amandabrugel, we missed you!!). My fellow actors are the most talented group of bad ass people and I’m so proud to work with them. I honestly thank my lucky stars every day to just be able to call them my friends:) [x] (Posted by Elisabeth Moss)

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Anonymous asked: what do you ship yoona with the most?

Yoona x Food, of course! (I think you meant ‘who’ but 'what’ is okay too)

Human Sunbeam. She must be protected. At ALL costs!

Yvonne Strahovski attends the Premiere Of Hulu’s ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ at ArcLight Cinemas Cinerama Dome on April 25, 2017 in Hollywood, California.

Phrases I've heard from the signs:
  • Aries: i just wanna go to a fancy restaurant and eat a chimichanga
  • Taurus: those MUST be cookies...if not, let it be steak
  • Gemini: you've gotta be remotely kidding me.
  • Cancer: u whot m8
  • Leo: BYE FELICIA (every time someone leaves)
  • Virgo: that's idiotic af... yay for idiocy?
  • Libra: hello im a saint my class calls me patron of technology
  • Scorpio: yuppers! wait did i just say yuppers
  • Sagittarius: i was so happy that i bought an ice cream sandwich
  • Capricorn: thats amazing and i dont care
  • Aquarius: hA ya mum (shortens to ya um)
  • Pisces: The kitten was so small that it looked like a puppy!
Ons Light Novel 6 Chapter 1

Title: Humiliation and Determination

Disclaimer: This is a fan-made translation from Chinese translations! Please go easy and enlighten us on any mistakes or deviations from the original light novel. All credit goes to the original author and illustrators. - Hyaka and Kuro Shion

Warning: This chapter contains some potentially distressful scenes. Also, please prepare some tissue packs beside just in case.—————————————————————————————

2 October.

Guren Ichinose was being brought to the penitentiary.

The same one his father was being held in. Seeing his son enter the prison, father seemed rather lethargic.

“…..Why are you, coming here?”

Guren looked at his father– Sakae Ichinose’s face.

He did not resemble his father that much.

Keep reading

  • “joe’s a bit drunk” zoe i think that’s a bit of an understatement he’s doing calf exercises 
  • HIS BLISSFUL SMILE WHEN HE’S SAYING HOW PROUD HE IS OF ZOE FOR QUAD BIKING HE’S SO SOFT AND HAPPY ABOUT IT (drinking game: take a shot every time joe says quad bike)
  • “oh just type in joe sugg on google you’ll find it” CHEEKY LIL SHIT
  • joe rambling about his absurd thoughts while zalfie argue about socks welcome to the days of our lives: youtube fam edition
  • his impression of a quad bike im
  • “i’ve got two phones! i’m mental” i am just so happy about this look at that smile and all those crinkles around his eyes like he’s legit so confused he’s adorable oh my goodness 
  • “thing is, right, listen.. listen.. it’s the time of the year, right..” little rambly puppy 
  • “YOU GUYS KNOW I’M ALWAYS GETTING DRUNK I’M NOT GONNA HIDE IT” 
  • have i mentioned how much i love joe and zoe’s relationship it just makes me so ridiculously happy 
  • joe talking about how he’s always a gentleman to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yESS!!! it’s his favorite thing about himself probably how well behaved and kind and incredibly sweet he is and i’m so so happy we’ve got this recorded so we have proof of him acknowledging himself for that bless you son i love you
  • JOE TALKING ABOUT HOW HIM AND OLI JUST HANG OUT ONCE A YEAR AND LISTEN TO CLASSICAL MUSIC AND EAT MINCE PIES THEY ARE SUCH A LIVE HEADCANON I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
  • the suggs’ singing  (◠﹏◠✿) (and joe closing his eyes and snapping his fingers and being so into it what an idiot)
  • joe acknowledging he’s been overworking himself and is tired and saying he’s trying to do vlogmas i want to cry?? my baby boy please rest??
  • next on days of our lives: youtube fam: the suggs have no calves
  • JOE DOING CALF EXERCISES AND ZOE SAYING BALLET REPEATEDLY IM CRY 
  • “joey skinny legs!!!!!!!!1″
  • “WHERE’S YOUR FUCKING SANDWICHES ALFIE YOU PROMISED ME SANDWICHES” [sings] “it’s like i’m a mirrorrrr”
  • OK BUT joe and zoe make each other so happy #siblinggoals
  • basically drunk!joe is my favorite thing in the entire world and my cheeks hurt from laughing rn

AHAHAHA SO MUCH UNWANTED FEELS FOR THIS EPISODE UGH I DIDNT WANT TO WATCH KNB BECAUSE I’LL GET SO DISTRACTED AND IM JUST LIKE EXAMS WEEK AHAHA WHO CARES

GOING ON

IM SORRY BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF MARRIED COUPLE FEELS.

because you didn’t invite me over sooner //cough

LOOK AT HOW FLUSTERED KAGAMI GETS WHEN KUROKO BBY SAYS THAT IT’S JUST LIKE LIKE A LOVER’S QUARREL AWAWAW

LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS IM SO DONE DSHNDGK

is that…

ADGSFHD KAGAMI IS BLUSHING IT’S HARD TO SEE BUT HE IS SFHBDGJHFG AUGH THEY ARE SO MARRIED I’LL FIGHT YOU IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE FDHNDGHF //CLAWS SCREEN

I SWEAR THE PRODUCERS SHIP THEM I MEAN MUCH TOUCH VERY FEEL

now cpr pls

—–

FIRST OF ALL

HOW (//CRIES BLOOD AND SCREAMS)

DARE (CAN U NOT I LIKE HAPPY TEIKO BUT FDGJDGJ)

YOU (KILL ME)

AOKURO SHIP I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO SPARE MY HEART FOR AT LEAST AN EPISODE REALLY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THE DO REALLY //CLUTCHES CHEST AND COUGHS BLOOD

—-

kurokobby therapy

hELP

awfjhgjf

fhdfjgj BABU LOOK AT THE PRECIOUS

i love how the animation team changes the opening sequence for each important match look at this babu like wowoowonfgh

bonus:

this pose is really suggestive im just YEE leave it to your imagination

kurokobby please wake up if you care for your chastity

ADRIEN IS GOING TO BE SO HAPPY WHEN HE FINDS OUT MARINETTE IS LADYBUG

LIKE THE HAPPIEST

I REMEMBER PPL HEADCANONING THIS REVEAL AS SOMETHING ANGSTY AND UNSURE AND IM SITTING HERE LIKE AN IDIOT AT 2:40 IN THE FUCKIGN MORNING BECAUSE ADRIEN AGRESTE IS PROBABLY GOING TO CRY WHEN HE FINDS OUT THAT MARINETTE DUPAIN-CHENG, HIS FIRST REAL FRIEND, IS THE VERY SAME AS LADYBUG, HIS FIRST REAL LOVE.