im so happy!!!!!!!! u go girl

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inglês/english 
  1. talents: sleeping 

  2. i didn’t choose the boob life, the boob life chose me.

  3. this semester isn’t done but i sure am 

  4. never tell a fangirl to calm down. it won’t work 

  5. i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life 

  6. if you eat enough pizza it tastes like love 

  7. im 900% ready for summer vacation 

  8. please don’t waste good pizza on bad people 

  9. i just want to sleep forever because dealing with people is annoying as hell 

  10. 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2015 me and I love it 

  11. why be moody when u can shake dat booty am i right ladies 

  12. quick tip: fuck off 

  13. i wish i had dora’s parents they let that bitch go everywhere 

  14. never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural 

  15. i wish I had a pair of skinny genes 

  16. still not exactly sure what studying is 

  17. when I die, I want my grave to have free wifi so people will come visit more often 

  18. “don’t be sad” ok im better now thank u 

  19. my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity 

  20. why are u such a little bitch 

  21. why is every girl my age 1000% prettier than me 

  22. love me back 

  23. everyone is stupid except me

  24. stu(dying) 

  25. if im weird around u that means im comfortable around u 

  26. ur a lil bitch 

  27. im always hungry 

  28. dont be a dick 

  29. i want to sleep for like 30 hours 

  30. i have too many shows to watch maybe i should drop out of school 

  31. i got 99 problems but I’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all 

  32. I’m so cute why am I not dating anyone 

  33. baby girl please don’t trust these fuckboys 

  34. wear black and be gold.

  35. you can tell a lot by listening to a girl’s favorite song 

  36. who needs april’s fools when ur life is a joke 

  37. sorry mom, i only have a virtual life

  38. sarcasm is my only defense 

  39. I think I might actually be dead

  40. i dont argue, i explain why im right 

  41. 50 shades of tired 

  42. just imagine how great life would be if pizza made u skinny 

  43. i say idk a lot but trust me i be knowing

  44. can u lose weight by running away from ur feelings 

  45. dropping out of school to become a princess

  46. apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you they get offended 

  47. me and my mom gossip about u 

  48. 420% good vibes
português/portuguese
  1. miga não força

  2. sou meio vagabunda mas sou uma boa pessoa 

  3. prefiro morrer do que perder a vida

  4. meça suas intimidades parça

  5. sua mãe pode até te amar mas eu não

  6. miga deixa jesus fazer a obra na tua vida

  7. o twitter pergunta o que ta acontecendo eu começo chora 

  8. isso fofa come mais chocolate continua comendo vai explode logo

  9. seu cu agr é meu

  10. quero voltar pro útero da minha mãe

  11. (✿◠‿◠) minha cara de quem se importa

  12. olha só onde estou parece q o jogo mudou n é msm

  13. vc está louca querida 

  14. vai com calma viado a senhora tem um cu só

  15. olhando pro nada pensando deus me mata 

  16. toma aqui as vírgulas que eu não faço questão de usar ,,,,,,,, 

  17. vc já caga pelo cu não precisa cagar pela boca

  18. miga seje menas otaria 

  19. vc que me seguiu fofa agr aguenta

  20. meu sonho eh ser uma diva pop 

  21. vc atingiu 100% do seu limite diário de ser otaria

  22. sєjє мєησs ρυтα 

  23. a solidão me fez fã de series 

  24. 420% paz e amor

  25. lembre-se que: não sou obrigada a te seguir de volta

  26. bebendo as lagrimas das inimigas 

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I just get so so annoyed by people who come for the Celaena in the first ToG book. People always accuse her of Mary Sueing and not actually being as lethal as she claims and I am like have you considered the following:

-she has spent a year as a slave in Endovier

-she has had to fight every day of that year to remain sane 

-she was whipped. a lot. she was malnourished and weakened when she left the mines.

-it takes her a while to get back into shape after being a slave. like, duh. did you expect her to be killing ppl left and right as soon as she was free?? idk that would unrealistic and isn’t being unrealistic one the things that mary sues get criticized for?? hmmm? like idk u cant have it both ways. 

-the plot of the first book is not about her being an assassin. like, lol, thats part of her past and that is made explicitly clear. can u ppl even read i mean come on

-the plot it literally set up to give us a main character who has an intricate and painful backstory, i mean, her backstory is not completely clear in ToG1, but we do know that Arobyn is a dickhead and Sam is dead and that there is something else horrible lurking in her past. 

-so why are you all surprised when a 16 year old girl is happy to lounge in bed and read and flirt with the crown prince and go to balls

-she has literally been a slave for a year and before that she was an assassin like 

-so like same. fucking same. think about how u would act in her situation. u would flirt with dorian too. and chaol. and u would love nehemia. we all would. 

-can we stop expecting characters who are teenagers to act like they aren’t teenagers

-can u cut teenage girls irl slack as well

-and im sorry was Celaena’s participation in the competition to be the king’s champion not gory enough for you

-i mean is it not enough that she is supposed to kill like 20 other men

-i just…what else is she supposed to do?? she starts to learn about wyrds marks??? she is doing her part to begin the Hero’s Journey™ like ya gotta start somewhere

-again like the plot of tog1 is that she used to be an assassin as in past tense, as in, her assassinating people happened before the beginning of the book not during the book so stop complaining that she doesnt kill enough ppl?? 

-why is whether or not the main character kills anyone a legitimate complaint

-hint: it isn’t.

-there is literally a book called the assassin’s blade that makes her work as an assassin explicitly clear. and she does kill a lot of people. and at this point in time you can read the AB before Tog1 if youd like.

-please dont use the term mary sue to describe female characters. its pretty sexist tbh because we get tons of male characters in fantasy novels written by men who are idealized without ever proving their worth but i only ever see the term applied to teenage girls. like?? have u ever read the name of the wind. it is a bomb book but if u wanna talk about wish fulfillment and mary suing, Kvothe (yes his name is that pretentious) is ur fucking guy. 

-also an integral part of the mary sue trope is that the character is idealized and perfect and uh, Celaena is not perfect. Her flaws are what make her believable. I mean she has had this horrible past and she comes out of it being fairly selfish and a bit cowardly and vain. and thats just…so realistic? I mean that is how you would react if you woke up in a pool of your parents’ blood, were drowned in a river, raised from the age of 8 to be an assassin by an abusive dick wipe who claimed to love you but really just had a creepy crush on you, conditioned to mistrust everyone, had the one person you actually loved in the world be murdered, and then were sold out by your abusive assassin dad to the king who was responsible for your entire family’s death and ended up in the fucking mines as a slave. 

-I see a lot of people say that Celaena is a mary sue and then criticize her for all her flaws and im like…but the mary sue is an idealized character who has no substance to back up their perfection. Celaena cannot be a mary sue and also have all the flaws you claim she has??? that is just false logic?? in fact, Celaena has all of the substance and flaws and life experience to back up her actions and like, none of the perfection. 

-idk what to tell u other than that u have to allow female characters, especially teenage ones, the space to grow? and idk about you but i dont want to read about characters who have zero flaws? I’d rather read about celaena, queen bitchness herself, because hey you know who else is a bitch and immature a lot of the time? Me!!!! Myself!!! 

-But I’ve grown a lot and so does Celaena and idk about you but I am so here for extreme character growth over the course of 6 books like….that is so great…so many authors have flat character growth or no character growth and SJM avoids that completely by giving us a character who has so many issues and ways she could be improving herself.

-stop shitting on celaena for not being the perfect character u want her to be.

-bye. 

book aesthetics: girls reading v2: woc (x)

last night i realized that usually the rich-poor relationship is the girl being a rich, elegant and preppy gal full of luxuries and the boy being a humble, poor ( or not sooooo wealthy ) guy, kinda like in lady and the tramp or the famous ship formed by serena van der woodsen and dan humphrey in gossip girl !! sooooo why not make a plot: where MUSE A is a rlyyy rich boy, always dressing in suits or expensive clothes from famous brands (( even his sweatpants cost lots of $$$ )), elegant, with this misterious thing around him and maybe kind of an asshole, ((( +++points if he’s a bit of a womanizer, dont mistake it w being a fuckboy they different things ok !!!! ))) with high standards when it comes to women, and MUSE B is a humble middle class girl that could work in a not-so-chic place like a cafeteria or some fast food place??? or is just a student and she has to work hard to pay her studies bc her bank is full of - - - and not $$$, her personality could go from being classy, shy and a rly nice girl to ‘i hate u and ur money i dun lyk u!!!’ type of girl, its up to your imagination idc?? ofc they dont know each other so they could meet anywhere. u can do a lot of things w this plot tbh that’s why its so great just let your imagination fly and yeah !!!!

Things I Concluded From BATB

-lefou may have a crush on gaston though he is never explicitly stated as gay which disappoints me

-however, gaston dies and i hc that lefou falls in love with another man who treats him how he deserves to be treated

-lefou deserves the world i love and support him

-the girl ? who plays ??? the feather duster when theyre human again ???????? is so beautiful she can s te p on m e

-the song that the beast sang when belle left him was so beautiful i cried v hard

-save cogsworth from his weird ass wife

-why does mrs. potts call her husband mr. potts idk i would never do that to my husband i find it weird

-chip is my adorable son

-i started tearing up when chips plate broke i dont know why it was just so dramatic

-emma waston can step on my face

-the cinematography and music composition was fucking beautiful i could go on forever but ill try not to

-it was kinda weird bc of u know,,,, beastiality but if you ignore that it is very good

-i want to marry that fucking feather duster girl she owns my ass

-they played the music for the song home ??? but didnt sing it which made me sad

-also didnt sing human again which made me sad

-im sad they left some things out but really happy that they put some other things in

-emma waston is beautiful

-i loved how they did the lighting in every fucking scene you can tell it was all very well planned and thought through

-when lefou switched from gastons side to everyone in the castles u should have seen my face i was so happy

-emma watson

anonymous asked:

What's an anon gotta do to get more camp rock au? *slides a 20* ;)

IM REALLY HAPPY YOU ASKED!!! *pushes $20* back to you* trust me u don’t want to waste money on this trash

*cracks knuckles* buckle up, kids.
so.

KLANCE CAMP ROCK AU

•keith is shane gray. he’s even got the mullet/emo hair thing going on, and he has attitude as well. it’s perfect. twist in this au, though: keith is totally gay™. never liked girls, never will. thing is, his record label thinks that the popularity of of Voltron would drop if the lead singer came out as gay, hence keith not agreeing, acting out, and getting forced to teach at his uncles camp, while trying figure out if he wants to drop the deal with the record company. his brother, shiro, and cousin, hunk, are supportive- but after keith punches the record manager in the face (he was being a homophobe, but still), they agree keith needs to go and revisit his roots.

•lance is mitchie torres! his mom got a job working as a cook at the camp and lance is like, fucking over the moon, because he loves to sing and carries around this old, lovely guitar. sure, his family is short on money, but lance is so grateful for any opportunity to meet some cool people and sing. the fact that keith kogane is coming to teach at the camp makes his bisexual ass scream with joy. his problem: he doesn’t want people knowing that he’s only able to be here because his mom is the cook. he tells pidge about it, and they’re fine with it, but he makes up stuff to everyone else. also, he has stage fright. yikes. and nyma? seems like a petty bitch, and lance and petty bitches mix about as well as oil and water do. still, nyma has this aura about her and despite himself, lance gravitates towards her.

•pidge is caitlyn because it just fits too well. sarcastic, gives zero shits, makes awesome music with tech. it’s cool. knows all the gossip at camp and likes lance because he’s funny and not another rich asshole. plus, lance likes memes, so automatic best friend right there. has some bad history with nyma and warns lance about her.

•coran is straight up brown cessario. weird accents, weird habits, and very fatherly? perfect. he really likes lance and they end up having a really healthy father -son relationship

•shiro is nate, one of keith’s bandmates. not a huge player in the first camp rock, but in the second movie you might recall a relationship with the daughter of a rival camp (aka allura). lost an arm when he was in the navy, but he can play guitar with it, and it drives fans insane

•hunk is jason, and all he wants is a fucking birdhouse. and later on, the cute singer who won the final jam. plays drums and backup vocals and is literally the most beautiful being to ever exist.


•shay is peggy! sweet, shy, but with an edge of steel. she’s awesome and has a lovely rich voice. lets herself get manipulated by nyma. speaks with a slight accent, and her trademark is a huge pair of silver earrings

•nyma is tess tyler. stone cold bitch with a pretty voice who actually has more issues going on than it looks. hits on keith frequently and keith has literally no idea what to do. hates that new boy lance has a better voice than her

• (i kinda want slav to be ella but i think i might actually die if i drew that)

if you guys want i could draw more stuff for this???? if you want??? a lot of people seem to like it lmAo

pssst also if ppl write stuff about this i’ll love them forever pass it on

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @kimbk !!!!! Thank you for all the amazing stories and support you’ve given this fandom!!

i hope you like anime girl body pillow seb 

@lisa-franck did the sketch for this and I colored it ;;u;;;

anonymous asked:

I came out to my first friend the other day and it went incredibly well (he's gay) so I wasn't too worried about what he would say but I'm so happy w how well it went and I want to start dating girls this summer so I want to come out to my other friends. Do u think I should wait before coming out to another friend in case I'm just like too happy about how well it went w my first friend to think it through? Or is there nothing really to be scared of and I should just go for it again?

This is something you really have to play by ear unfortunately, but Im so glad your first friend took it well! I think what I’d recommend is start with friends who are also friends with him if that’s possible, because if they’re friends with him who’s out, it’s a little more likely they won’t react terribly about you being gay. 

Who you come out to and how you do it is always a really personal decision–and remember that it’s about YOU, what you feel most comfortable with. You don’t owe that information to anyone, and you also don’t owe not saying anything to make someone more comfortable, either. 

As always, we love you, and good luck! 
z

honestly bi people can be so homophobic it’s infuriating lmao bc they refuse to acknowledge it. ‘how can i be homophobic i like girls!’ yea but ur still attracted to the opposite sex and benefit from that… u could marry a guy and be happy and fulfilled… you have the chance of fitting into society…etc etc 

but lesbians aren’t supposed to be mad at this bc uwu community ok well stop erasing us and appropriating our terms then maybe we can work on being a community 

gothwtch  asked:

seba i been followin u since 2013 and bish, i can't believe u finally did it u got urself a gf. ur so vibrant, confident and in love and i saw you go from bein sad to bein so fkn happy IM PROUD OF U GOOD 4 U GIRL CONGRATS

im sorry for publishing this i usually answer privately w off anon msgs (lmk if u want this off my blog btw) but this is so unbelievably sweet that i just didn’t wanna keep it to myself + i didn’t wanna not have it on my tumblr ever again, thank u so much love 💖💖💖 genuinely this is so sweet and i know most of us on here back in 2013 were sad too, so i hope all of u get to move forward and upward as the vast majority of u deserve 💕

anonymous asked:

I sent u a ask abt the girl I was in love with like over a month ago but I just want to let u kno I told her I love her and she's now my gf!!!!!

BICH ARE U THE ONE THAT SAID U COULDNT TELL HER HOW MUCH U LIKED HER BC U KEPT GETTING DISTRACTED BY HOW SHE MADE U GIGGLE BC I REMEMBER DAT SO WELL N IM FR CRYIN IM SO HAPPY FOR U!!!!!! LOVE IS SUDDENLY REAL AGAIN 💕💖💓💞💗📣

anonymous asked:

AH IM SO EXCITED!! on wednesday i'm going to an amusement park with this really cute girl i like at we're going at night so it's when all the lights are in and i can't wait!! my heart feels like it's gonna burst! the only thing is that we're both girls and i know she's gay too but i don't know if it's like a date or not and i don't know how to ask without it getting weird but i'm still gonna cry if happiness 💗💗💗💖💖💓💓

maybe just try holding hands or something first and see how she responds?? that sounds amazing im so excited for u angel good luck i hope u have lots of kisses!!!

ur girl wanted smth to do tonight & this was the result ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ below the cut are 200+ gif icons of xu minghao ( the8 ) aka. ½ of the china line ( who are severely underused !! ) they’re for the lovely & talented & v soft @sehyxns / @acxisms—- all gifs were cropped & resized, i didn’t make any of them. all i did was slap on a psd !! also, the border that lizzy picked out can b found here in case u were wondering !! ok, that’s all~ 

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anonymous asked:

The fem!MC X fem!RFA (like fem!seven, fem!zen, etc.) trying to keep their relationship a secret because of discrimination reasons?

thank you very much for ur request!! i am a mostly gay girl irl so I love the idea of this, but I don’t feel very good at the whole “hiding relationship because gay is bad” idea.

👩‍❤️‍👩 sooo instead I’ll write some cute lesbian headcanons for the rfa! 👩‍❤️‍👩

also, a reminder that being gay is 100% okay no matter what , and i hope that none of you have to go through the pain of hiding a relationship because other people don’t accept your existence. ive been through that before and it is awful! i hope each and every one of you can be safe and be openly proud of your sexuality, no matter what it is. 🏳️‍🌈


yoosung:

- you two are so over the top affectionate
- just like constant hugs and kisses and compliments, 24/7
- also you two love watching all the gay movies u can find together, even if it’s probably typical of y'all
- yoosung had always had feelings for girls but she never really understood it until she found you? and now it’s like, everything is right w her world
- you go with her for support when she comes out to her mother
- 100% accepting, there are so many tears and so much hugging
- then her mom makes you both dinner and tells yoosung that she’s always going to love her lil baby girl no matter what
- also…. she’s breakin out the embarrassing baby photos to show you
- if anybody says something homophobic to you two/looks at you funny while holding hands, she’ll hold on tighter to you and give a bright smile to the judgy people
- because she doesn’t want to hold on to that negativity or let it impact her, and she never wants it to impact you either


zen:

- she’s very proud and unapologetic about her sexuality
- if anyone ever implies that she should be ashamed of being gay, she will snap back and put them back in their place
- always treats you like a goddess
- you two go to sephora together and like to test out alllll the makeup (even if ur not that into makeup, she still wants to take you to fun girly places with her)
- shes been publically out of the closet for a few years now
- also! zen uses her semi-fame as a platform to raise awareness on lgbtqia+ issues and it’s wonderful
- she politely takes no shit and is #woke about current events happening
- there’s nothing she loves more than playing with your hair and braiding it (if it’s long enough that is)
- helps you go clothes shopping, but you can’t tell if she’s actually helping you choose things or not- she just gets excited and happy over everything you try on
- if any creepy dudes try to hit on you she will make it painfully obvious that you’re hers
- “hey wow girl ur sexy….” (zen, rushes in and immediately gives u a BIG KISS) “HELLO MY AMAZING BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND IM SO GLAD THAT YOURE MINE AND ALSO GAY FOR ME”
- *swishes head around to the guy, death glare*
- also…. imagine……….. fem! zen….. in a messy bun……………..


jumin:

- does jumin han is gay? YES!!!!!!!
- these rumors have been flying for years and finally they’ve been confirmed
- jumin doesn’t want this to be a big deal because she’s never seen it as being a big deal
- when people see you two kissing the tabloids r going CRAZY
- “MS HAN WHY HAVE YOU BEEN LYING ABOUT YOUR SEXUALITY TO THE MEDIA”
- “………i never said I wasn’t a lesbian, I just don’t think it’s newsworthy”
- she’s such a role model to so many little girls who want to grow up and be powerful ceo’s
- when you’re on your period she gets you really fancy chocolate cake and heating pads for cramps because she understands
- literally never seen anything out of the ordinary about liking women and doesn’t think it’s a big deal, so she feels a little offended at the press reaction
- leaves lipstick kissy marks a l l over you before you go out in public
- she’s honestly never seen without you now
- and also if any man even Looks Your Way she pulls you to her side and holds onto you so tight that it almost hurts


707:

- she’s never cared about gender or sex at all (she’s basically pansexual but doesn’t like labels)
- when you confess to her you’re afraid that she’ll reject you because she’s straight but she’s immediately really accepting of your feelings and doesn’t even crack jokes
- ’ i thought you’d reject me because I’m a girl’
- “no of course not sweetie~ gender literally doesn’t exist it’s a social construct and it means nothing to me, really. I don’t care about what your parts are, I care about what your heart is like!!! Princess!!!”
- usually all cooped up inside so you take her out to a bunch of lovely places
- y'all have the most fun together and also it’s really really wonderful to be dating your best friend
- if someone judges you two or says something then she’ll stick her tongue out at them and continue doing the gayest things possible with you
- “that’s unnatural!” “so is your dye job lololol” (picks mc up like a princess and begins reciting love poems, as obnoxiously as possible)


also. v and saeran because I’m love them


V:

- i feel like she’d have an angled bob type haircut. idk why that’s relevant but I thought I would share
- anyways she’s so soft and gentle and sweet to you
- holds your hand everywhere- sometimes she’s just afraid to let go
- she doesn’t really do pda farther than that, though
- if anybody asks if you two are dating she blushes, grins, and says yes
- wishes that she could see more of you and your beautiful features
- also she likes to sing to you (soft and sleepy love songs)
- v has polaroids of you hung up in her room
- you two really like to have breakfast dates! sleepy and sunny mornings in pj pants and messy hair
- but also, midnight dates
- the kind of dates where you two just walk around the city late at night and go grocery shopping at Walmart at like. 3 AM
- really, non traditional types of dates are the most romantic to her because you two don’t worry too much about formality
- she never knew she was bi until you came into her life and seemed to make her heart grow three times bigger
- you helped her discover herself and she will forever be grateful to you
- also if anyone gives you two hateful glares? she won’t even know bc she quite literally Blocks Out The Haters (perks of being mostly blind)
- but if someone verbally insulted you two, she would ignore them and instead hold on to your hand and ask you what the sky looks like today
- to both distract you from the hate and to start a calm and peaceful conversation


unknown/saeran:

- possessive ,,, she doesn’t want anyone to really touch her baby
- she is so new to all of this and still so jumpy and sensitive, but she wants to try her best to be a good lover to you
- due to her limited world view growing up she didn’t even know that liking girls wasn’t accepted by everyone
- but she doesn’t care. nobody’s opinion matters but yours
- you two like to watch the sunrise together a lot
- saeran wasn’t able to do this every morning before, or at all really, so it’s special to her
- things are going to be slow, but she needs you to keep in mind that you are in her heart and that she’s trying to let down her walls for you
- the simplest things make her happy, like seeing a street performer or a really fat dog
- you borrow her clothes all the time and she loves how you look in them
- “saeran what eyeliner do you use?” “this isn’t eyeliner it’s just insomnia”
- speaking of which she either gets really bad night terrors or doesn’t sleep
- but when she doesn’t sleep she just watches you, and it calms her down and puts her mind at ease
- nobody’s going to say anything nasty to you to because her resting death glare scares pretty much every stranger

anonymous asked:

hey! i just wanted to tell you that u shouldn't feel obligated to do anything!! you started this bc u wanted and if you feel u should stop for a while or forever its ok. dont get me wrong, i loove ur blog but if u dont want to keep going we will have to suck it up. i love u😚💕 and be happy girl💆💆 ((ifireadtomuchintothatlastpostthendontmindthisjeje))

sorry for getting to this so late but as;ldkmfa;lskfdm

THANK U KIND ANON… idk if u read too much into it necessarily i’m just at a strange impasse rn

like i’m still pretty into slbp–i want to write for it and i like being involved with this blog. like i still wanna be here for sure

but i think we were also especially in a Pretty Bad Place fandom-wise for a little while here, and we’re kind of just starting to get over that again. and being a blog that kind of has to directly interact with fandom, it’s not something i can always avoid? so it gets tiring after a while

idk i just. do people still like reading stuff here??? are there things i should focus more on??? how do i get my muse up again??? i’m just a little stuck friend lol

anonymous asked:

hey i msged you awhile back about feeling isolated for being a lesbian. well i asked my crush out and now we're dating :)

OMG THAT IS SO GOOD IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU YOU GO BABY GIRL HELL YEAH IM SO HAPPY THIS IS WHAT IN TALKING ABOUT I BELIEVE IN U AND UR RELATIONSHIP SO MUCH. I HOPE ITS BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL AND GIVES YOU HAPPINESS 💖💖💖💖💖

Shawn Mendes Birthday Imagine/ Smut ~ Part 2

Once they were gone you run upstairs while Shawn locks the door. “(Y/N), what are you doing baby girl”, You here hear him call out from down stairs. “Come get your birthday present Shawn”, You say. You hear Shawn run up stairs He walks into your room to see you just standing there smirking. “What did you get me”, he asks walking over to you with a smile. “You have to unwrap it first”, You say turning around holding your hair out of the way so Shawn could unzip your dress. When he finishes unzipping the dress it falls the floor. You step at it turning around to Shawn. You were wearing a black sexy matching bra and thong. Shawn bits his lip and walks over to you. He smirks not taking his eyes of your body. You whisper into his ear, “Tonight, we can do whatever you want. You’re in charge tonight, babe.” Shawn smirks and says demandingly, “Get on the bed”. You climb on the bed and lay down on your back with your legs open waiting for Shawn. He got on the bed and he kneeled between your legs examining your body. He climbs on top of you with a hand on each side of you. He puts his warm lips to yours and starts making out with you. You have your hands running up and down his toned abs from under his shirt. He moves his lips from you mouth down to your chin, making their way to find the sweet spot on your neck. “Uh Shawn…”, You moan as he starts sucking hard on your neck, for sure leaving hickies. You tug at his shirt needing it to come off of him he smirks and lets you take it of, beginning to suck at your neck again. You were a bit annoyed on how of a tease he was being. His hands stayed on the mattress beside you, not touching you once.  “Shawn…touch me”, You moan when his lips get to your collarbone. “Shh…i’m in charge tonight baby girl. I’m giving the demands not you”, He says getting up off you. “What are you doing…”, you say in deep breaths. “I’ll be back. Don’t move… Stay exactly where you are, I don’t want to have to tie you up”, He says smirking leaving the room.  When he comes back he has the cake in his hand. You forgot all about it, the cake was untouched. “You, know i never got to try my cake”, He said looking at you. “Y-yeah i forgot all about it”, you say scared to find out why he brought it to the bedroom. “It looks really good, I think i’m going to try a piece right now”, He says cutting a small piece and putting it on a paper plate. He takes a bit and says, “It’s really good, I think you should try it”. He comes back on top of you. He straddles you, holding the cake in his hand putting a bit into your mouth. “Good eh”, he asks. “Y-yeah it’s really good”, You say looking him in the eyes nervous for his next move. “Too good to just have one bit… here have another”, He says bring a bit to you when he drops it on your chest obviously on purpose. “Oops clumsy me! Here let me clean that up.”, He says. He puts the paper plate on the ground and pretends to try and clean it off you with his hands when really it was just spreading it down to your belly. “Well really I don’t think i should let this cake go to waist, Do you?”, He says smirking. “N-no”, You try your best to say but it came out more of a whimper. Shawn starts up at your collarbone licking the cake completely of making you moan his name. The he makes his way down between your boobs. You start to pull gently at his hair. His teasing was getting to be too much now you REALLY needed him. “S-shawn…. Stop teasing me”, You moan. Shawn doesn’t answer. He starts from the bottom of your belly then licking all the way up. You moan his name again. By the time he’s done eating the cake off you, you’re a mess from all his teasing. “Shawn I need you, no more teasing, please….”, You beg him. “Tell me how much you want me to fuck you baby girl”, He says smirking. “I want you to fucking me really bad, Shawn. I need you to fuck me”, you tell him watching him smirk, biting his lip. “God you’re such a slut for me”, He says. You start unbuckling his jeans pulling them down to about his knees letting him wiggle out of them from there. You don’t wait much longer until you pull his boxers off to letting his huge bulge out. You gasp to the sight of it needing it inside you. You start to rub your hands up and down it. You see Shawn’s smirk go away as you give him pleasure. “Uh… (Y/N)…”, he moans with his eyes closed and head back. He pulls you thong off and looking at how wet you are and smirking. You move your hand from his member when he crawls in closer between you legs. He starts to rub your clit, making you moan. It felt so good considering how long you’ve been waiting for him to touch you. “Who got you this wet baby”, Shawn asks smirking keeping his eyes on you. “Y-you did Shawn”, You whimper. “Uh come on louder than that”, He says moving his hand from your clit sticking two fingers into your opening. “Fuck Shawn! You got me this wet!”, You yell. Shawn smirks moving his large finger in and out of you. “Shawn please i want you in me”, You moan. “Fuck you’re so hot (Y/N)…”, Shawn says. He takes his fingers out of you and goes to get off you, “Shawn no… what are you doing”, you whine. “I need to get a condom”, He says. “No babe i’m on the pill we’ll be fine. Please I need you so bad Shawn”, You when rubbing your hands up and down his toned abs once he leaned back down over you. “Okay”, He says with a smirk. He puts one hand on your hip and the other on the mattress supporting himself up as he lines himself up with your opening. Shawn pushes himself into you letting a pleasing groan out.  You grip Shawn’s shoulders when he starts thrusting in and out of you. He starts kissing your boobs making you moan his name. He makes his way up to your neck and starts sucking at it again. “God (Y/N)… You feel so good baby girl”, Shawn moans against your neck. His movements get faster and you start gasping for air moaning louder each time. You could tell Shawn was completely out of breath, too. You closely watch how red his face was and how much pleasure he was getting from being inside you. “Shawn, kiss me”, you struggle to say through your deep breaths. He moves his lips from your neck to your mouth and kiss you hard and passionately. Shawn goes deeper into you hitting your g-spot. You moan through the kiss loudly making Shawn smirk. His movements stayed the same, fast and deep, hitting your g-spot each time. “UH FUCK SHAWN! RIGHT THERE!”, you moan loudly raking your nails down his back. Shawns movements seems to get sloppier and you knew you were soon going to reach you climax. “Shit Shawn”, you moan, “I’m so close”.  “Uh me too baby girl…”, Shawn says, sounding like a whimper through his deep breaths. His eyes were staring into yours. “I want you to look at me you cum baby girl”, Shawn tells you. You nod and Shawn moves his hand from running up your stomach to the side of the mattress just like the other one, trying to keep himself up. You pay attention to how sexy his muscles were. You moan feeling your orgasm coming and you close your eyes forgetting what Shawn said. “No baby”, He says taking one of his arms off the mattress and using it to tilting your chin up so he could look into your eyes. “Eyes on me”, He finishes. You and Shawn were both moaning messes. All you could hear was Shawn and your deep breaths and loud moans and the bed squeaking. You reach your climax pulling at Shawn’s hair. “Holy shit… Shawn!!”, you moan loudly. Not long after, you feel Shawn’s warm liquid squirt inside of you. “Uh shit…”, Shawn moans. Shawn pays close attention to your eyes still while slowing down until he stops and collapses onto you. His head was just at your neck and he laid there for a while gasping for air. You run your hands through his hair, gently brushing it back because of the mess it was. Once he had some what caught his breath he rolled off you and laid by your side. “Fuck Shawn’s you’re so good in bed”, you say, lying on your back looking at the ceiling,  still trying to catch your breath. Shawn lets out a little giggle and a big smile grows across his face. “God do you know how much i miss this when i’m on tour?”, Shawn says. You cuddle up to him, putting your head on his chest and letting him run his long fingers through your hair. “I love you Shawn”, You say. “Love you too (Y/N)”, Shawn replies, kissing your head.You start to fall asleep when you whisper “happy birthday babe”. Shawn smiles and says, “Thanks baby girl”, rubbing your back until you feel asleep.


~ haha ok can’t believe i wrote this brb im gonna go shower in holy water // but anyways sorry its not that good its basically my first smut i’ve wrote so… And also i’d like to apologize for how long these were. But yeah hope you guys like it :)) ~ 

* I doubt u will but if u want me to write more imagines or smut let me know on anon or even send in requests :)) *