i saw a cat outside of my school’s campus today and it was the first time i’ve seen a cat in like a month or so and therefore my reaction was literally screaming “CAT!! CAT COME HERE. OMG A CAT. KITTY. COME HERE KITTY AND LET ME LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU KITTY” and basically this:
and people were disturbed by me and the cat was afraid of me and i’m pretty sure i cried happy tears and yeah i have a problem, i’m addicted to cats.
WHY ARE OEOPEL NOT MAKING IT A BIG DEAL THAT TAYLOR IS GONNA BE ON SNL AGAIN TONIGHT???
LIKE TREE SAID SHES DOING A SKIT OR SOMETHING??? WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE 2009!!!!
FLIP A TABLE START A FIRE
ITS FINALLY HAPPENING AFTER SO LONG !!!
GUYS GUYS GUYS IM KINDA LIKE FREAKING OUT BC I JUST REACHED 1.5K AND LIKE IM SO EXCITED BC I MADE MY BLOG LIKE ALMOST EXACTLY A YEAR AGO AND LIKE I FEEL LIKE IVE COME SO FAR OMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMG IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT I LOVE. ILL BE WRITING SEPARATE MESSAGES TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT IM REALLY CLOSE WITH FOR MY 2K FF :))
I went to this weird ass bar last night and this guy was carrying around this vial of yellow liquid. So I got super freaked out because, like, roofies and shit - and also he looked kinda homeless - but then he starts drinking out of his vial. And I’m like, what the fuck, right? So when he notices me staring, he just kinda smirks at me and just says in this weird fucking Dumbledore voice that it’s alligator piss. Then he dumped the rest into this guy’s drink that was sitting by me. And then I ran away. So, like…is that a regular thing here? People drinking alligator piss?
this kid fell/collapsed after running a 4:xx mile and i was all alone at the finish line cuz im a junior and i know things (yeah…no i was low key freaking out) and he stands up and falls again as im going over to him and his friend grabbed him and was like “u okay dude?” and he’s like “are u fucking kidding me?!?!?! did you see my time?!?!?” and he almost starting crying. i was really excited 1. cuz he wasnt injured/dying and 2. HE WAS SO HAPPY. i could have literally cried.
Im freaking out because two months ago I mailed a letter to the Alan Alda (the protagonist of the show M*A*S*H) and he actually wrote back and even tho its short it looks like he legit READ my letter and im literally shaking