im so dumb i'm sorry

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After reading George deValier's works
  • Me: *finishes fic*
  • Me: *slowly looks up*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: ...
  • Me: *aGGRESIVELY DOWNLOADS EVERY VERA LYNN SONG*
  • Me: *VIOLENTLY SOBS WHILE PRINTING OUT GERITA FANART*
  • Me: *PLAYS 1940S MUSIC LOUDLY WHILE CHOKING ON TEARS*
  • Me: *SUDDENLY DEVELOPS AN INTEREST FOR WWII*
  • Me: *TELLS EVERY SINGLE FAMILY MEMBER*
  • Me: *SHUTS SELF IN ROOM FOR 23432 DAYS*
  • Me: *STROKES SPAMANO PICTURE*
  • Me: *JUMPS OUT A WINDOW*
  • Me: ah yes please read this fanfiction

anonymous asked:

hey just letting u know that i agree with you on the ace ppl are lgbt but i'm 99% sure "aspec" refers to autism spectrum and not ace spectrum so you might want to word it a bit differently on your byf

okay so i’ve always seen aspec used to mean ace/aro while autism spectrum was spelled out but i’m not autistic myself so since this is the first time i’ve heard of this i looked it up and also asked around and i’ve had a couple people who are autistic tell me that you’re incorrect and that the only people they’ve heard say this are people that are not autistic themselves so?? idk if this is just misinformation but i’m still going to take your suggestion and change it just to make sure nobody gets confused again so thanks!!

Georgi Popovich My Immortal Au

Happy Birthday Georgi Popovich. I decided this was the best way to celebrate (with @the-awkward-orca and @catsinning as my enablers)

Hi my name is Georgi Dark’ness Dementia Evil Witch Popovich and I have spiked ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) in a corn-shape that hovers over my eyebrows and bondi blue eyes like Australlian waves and a lot of people tell me I look like Ben Stiller (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell off the ice!). I’m not related to Christophe Giacometti but I wish I was because he has a great ass and then maybe Anya wouldn’t have left me. I’m an evil witch but my skin is flawless and shining. I have deep raccoon eyes of regret. I’m also a skater, and I train under Yakov as the top skater in Russia since my rink-mate Victor left (he’s only a day older than me and everyone always forgot my birthday because of his). I’m a forever bachelor (since Anya deserted me) and I’ve worn mostly black since the break-up. I love Hot Topic and I only let Yakov buy clothes for me from there. For example today I was wearing a black vest with faux fur and purple sparkles and black leather pants, a tear drop necklace and black combat skates. I was wearing lavender lipstick, black eyeliner, violet eyeshadow and had drawn-on eyebrows. I was walking outside the restaurant I met Anya at. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I think represents the never-ending tears in my life since I lost every competition (of love and skating). A lot of couples stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

GOT7 in a Macarena Competition

Mark: Macarena expert. Been doing this since he was a kid. Either trumps the competition or takes himself out laughing at the others antics.

Jaebum: “Messes up” in the first round. Sits the rest of the competition out, laughing at everyone and playing judge.

Jackson: Super confident and determined to win until he realizes he doesn’t know the order of the moves. Dissolves into chaos, yelling at everyone about what kind of dance is this.

Jinyoung: Takes the competition part way too seriously. Cheats and tries to eliminate the others while intensely denying any mistakes in the process.

Youngjae: Macarena master dancing like a pro with Mark. Bails when Jinyoung starts threatening him and runs away laughing.

BamBam: Gets eliminated three rounds in for dabbing.

Yugyeom: Dances passionately until Jinyoung starts threatening him. Turns it into a macarena fight battle until they end up chasing each other around the room.