im so done with you

In which Yamamoto gets Umehara and Nishiyama to re-enact the ohime-sama dakko scene (where En-chan carried Atsushi) from ep. 8 of Boueibu but fails because Nishiyama is kinda big-sized. (their words, not mine)

*I only translated (loosely) snippets of the clip*

Shirai 「It’s a bit difficult right? Wouldn’t it be the opposite?」

Umehara 「We’re 10kg different, right?」
Nishiyama 「Why are you saying something like that?」

Umehara 「My back will break…」

Masuda 「Nishiyama, has your wish come true?」 (of being ohime-sama dakko’ed)
Nishiyama 「It didn’t…」
Everyone 「Time for you to start slimming down」
Nishiyama 「Maybe I should start slimming down」


there is no such thing as the main ship 

no ship got canonized on panel and the other one didnt

no female character is “better” than the other female character

no ship is better than the other one

now will you kindly fuck off and stop bitching while bringing more unecessary drama and hate into the tags

thank you

"You would rather talk to your friends than your own parents????"
Well, yeah, because at least I know that my friends won’t make fun of my views and mock me when I stand up for something. When they do, however, at least they apologize.

  • the staff:*fucks up*
  • xkit guy:my apologizes for this
the signs as kanye west tweets
  • aries:Sometimes I get emotional over fonts
  • taurus:You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end
  • gemini:I love me
  • cancer:I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh
  • leo:I love everybody... only thing I don't like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight
  • virgo:sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary
  • libra:We lookin' crazy fresh where's paparazzi when you need them
  • scorpio:I could never do stand up cause I tell jokes better when I'm sitting
  • sagittarius:I think it’s only ok for a dude to call you baby if they’re a Hollywood agent and you kind of cringe when they say it or if yall hooping
  • capricorn:French fries are the Devil
  • aquarius:So Nirvana can have a naked human being on the cover but I can't have a PAINTING of a monster with no arms and a polka dot tail and wings
  • pisces:I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle

 "Don’t forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. —As long as you remember her, you are not alone.”