im so done u little shit

Why I Can’t Bring Myself To Ship Delena

aight i was gon post this on twitter but im gon post this here instead bc its long. firstly i actually used to ship delena until i rewatched the show and now nahhhh not in a million years fam

(a) FIRSTLY HOW THE SHIP CAME ABOUT LIKE! so yall remember at the end of s2 or whatever where stefan literally agreed to be klaus’ bitch so that he’d save his brother? RIGHT. so stefan is off with klaus bc he wants to protect his brother and his gf elena. and damon decides to be a massive cock and go after elena EVEN THOUGH THE ONLY REASON STEFAN IS GONE WAS SO HE COULD SAVE HIS LIFE LIKE. and elena /falls in love with him/. like what the shit. stefan is legit riskin his life out here for the two of u and u guys are tryna fuck? lmao ok. 

(b) would you fuck someone who snapped your little brother’s neck and compelled your best friend to sleep with them (aka legit r*pe). like man its just….unrealistic? like if a man TOUCHED my little brother in a malicious way, id murder him. like that man has done TOO MUCH to her family and she legit was just like lmao my boyfriend is gone so im just gonna get with this bloke like.

© literally their entire relationship is just damon whinging about how he’ll never be good enough for her and all this crap. like the eNTire TIME. and every time she breaks it off wit him, he just goes on a killing spree like u wanna calm down m8. and yet people are like “uwu character development” like um? if hes gonna revert back to bein a serial killer every time elena upsets him then hes legit not developing as a character at all? elena literally gets aLL THE CREDIT for his character development when she legit didnt do shit to improve as a person (she tried tho lmao). he’s a better person with bonnie & stefan and he isnt even trying. 90% of damon’s character development happened when elena wasnt in the show hmmmm okay. 


aight im done and im ready for delena stans to yell at me about how great their ship is like im legit not in the mood like. ship what u want but i just rlly needed to rant. 

ok im done now i wont post any original content for the next however long sORRY FOR CLOGGING UR DASHBOARDS W MY SHIT

anonymous asked:

*In Flynn Riders voice* Hi *smolder* XD okay Okay, enough jokes Lol, can you do HCs about Johnny before, during, and after his wedding ceremony? I love you btw thanks!!!!

YES, YES I CAN AND BTW *in Flynn Rider’s voice* Here comes the smolder *smolder*


~before~
- this little bug would be so nervous
- he would be practicing his vows and like straightening out is outfit a billion times
- ‘But Pony what if she changes her mind? Do you know how embarrassing it would be if I had to stand there and wait for someone who already left to go marry some other guy from like Italy and they already have three kids together, and oh my god im gonna pass out Pone.’
- SO MUCH PACING AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR
- pep talks with himself
- Pony would be so done with this dramatic little nut
- WHEN IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE TIME TO GO TO THE ALTER THIS BOY WOUKD HAVE A PANIC ATTACK
- ‘OH MY GOD ARE MY SHOES ON? ARE MY PANTS ON? OH GOD PONY HOW IS MY HAIR? DALLAS WHAT DO U THINK?’
- 'kid you don’t wanna keep ur wife waiting.’
- 'shit.’

~during~
- HE WOULD BE SO JITTERY AND LIKE BOUNCING FROM ONE FOOT TO THE OTHER
- then the music would start
- he would start shaking
- Honestly Dallas is such an ass he would probably be standing there laughing
- okokokokokokok when u would walk out he would let out this breath and a little smile
- HE WOULD BE SO CUTE OK HE WOULD GRAB YOUR HANDS AND LIKE RUB HIS THUMBS OVER THE TOP OF UR HAND THE ENTIRE TIME
- ok he would like mouth 'I love you’ while the person would be talking and u would like blush soooo hard
- when it would come to the kiss the bride let he would be so blushy and cute and like grab ur face with both his hands and just kiss ya

~after~
- he would be all 😏😏
- his hand would never leave your waist
- so giggly and cute oK????
- 'we are MARRIED. Like actually married. You can’t leave me anymore.’
- MRS. CADE
- he will kiss u every other fucking minute
- will never leave ur sight the entire night
- tbh y'all were too tired to do anything that night
- OK WHEN U GUYS GOT BACK TO UR ROOM YALL WOULD BE ALL GIGGLYVAND HE WOULD CARRY YOU IN AND UR JUST SO TIRED AND U WOULDNT BE ABLE TO TAKE UR DRESS OFF AND HE WOULD HAVE TO HELP YOU AND HE COULDNT DO IT EITHER SO U HAD TO FALL ASLEEP IN UR WEDDING DRESS

you know what, y'all?? like this if u wanna plot some gud shit.

teengirlparadise  asked:

The Best Thing He Never Had is sooooooo incredibly good omg!! Well done!! I sobbed like a little baby being deprived of milk holy shit my feels got hit HARD

AWH HAHAHA it’s okie girlie you will get thru it,,,,, hopefully HAHA but thank u for reading !! i hope ur feelings didn’t get hurt so much hehe

Does anybody else feel like Talia has low self-esteem???

Now hear me out:

We all adore Talia; she’s the fandom and staff favorite aside from Mephisto and Iris, but in the show, she never seems to believe in herself as much as everyone else does; she always seems to look down on herself in more than one occasion, for example:

In the episode “Xeris”, Talia doubts whether she can control Izira’s medallion. Iris tries to comfort her, but Talia says that Izira was better than her at all of those things (ex: being a great leader, smart, more stern); we also find out that Auriana, who is her best friend, has no clue about Talia’s past or family - Talia hid it from her, never even mentioned it. When she’s pressured to reveal her passed, she snaps at the two people closest to her; she says she shouldn’t even have it despite Izira giving it to her. This also goes hand-in-hand with Young!Talia’s conversation/argument with Izira - she claims that her people don’t need her, they need Izira; she goes on to say that Izira has always been the natural leader and the more powerful of the two of them; Izira seems shocked by all of this as it seems Talia has never spoken out about her feelings, but has acted out over them often enough for Izira to know when to catch her. It comes off a little resentful, as if she’s growng up in Izira’s shadow. She doesn’t dislike Izira, she dislikes her place behind her. Talia is also stunned when Izira puts her trust in her to hold onto said medallion, as if Talia is not use to having that kind of faith installed on her. I personally was shocked because Talia is always portrayed as calm, skilled, and serious; the girls look to her for guidance and trust her with their lives. This girl is so broken by the loss of her kingdom and family, she seems so angry throughout it all, not just at the twins, or Gramorr, but at herself.

Now, follow this up with the way she acted in “Talia and Kyle Sitting in a Tree”; this absolutely gorgeous, intelligent, and talented woman cannot even fathom that a boy could be romantically interested in her, let alone take any of the complements he offered seriously (with good reason of course imo); now, i can completely understand not taking unwanted compliments, but the way she does so is almost berating to herself (e: “they’re really just eyes”) and she even thinks almost immediately that a guy crushing on her is Mephisto and Praxina trying to trick her. To further this idea, we see Talia getting worked up just like she did in Xeris, she stops trusting her judgement and gets emotional and doubtful to the point where she gets angry (just like in Xeris) and lashes out. Talia is a girl that is driven by her emotions, but she seems to believe they led to failure. Let’s not forget how she acted when Iris and Auri broke the news; the way she coated that bouquet she loved so much in crystal - which reminded me of ice actually - and threw it away with disgust and anger ( a very beautiful and dramatic/emotional scene for her).  She wasn’t as angry at the twins and Kyle, even the girls,  as much as she was angry at herself for believing she’d have someone fall for her. You can throw this back to the manager at the arena, and her totally not seeing how Auri thought he was into her in “No Thanks for the Memories”.

This is followed by “Stitches” not long after, and we finally get to see another person comment on how beautiful Talia is; like, does anyone else notice that is mainly Auriana and Iris that have their appearance highlighted? Talia looked really defensive over the whole situation, but the moment Carlos approached her and genuinely complemented her beauty and intellect, she crumbled (srsly who wouldnt carlos is hella cute) like she’s so taken aback by these compliments not only on her skill but on her appearance as well. This is the same episode where Talia immediately doubts her capabilities in modeling, in comparison to Auriana who believes she’d be ”awesome” and Iris who thinks it’d be fun. She’s usually sure of herself, but suddenly, she’s self-conscious. You okay, Tali? There’s a lot of doubt being thrown from you and it makes me worry. 

Now go on to “Step Right Up”, where Talia is against the whole carnival deal (Xeris flashbacks anyone) and when she is compared to the girls and challenged to be as good, she gets visibly upset, and not only feels the need to do the challenge, she has to prove she’s better than every single person there, and even brags about it (a fav moment of mine, you go girl). Now,  the girls already know Talia is a bad ass and the teeny tinies love her too; why does she need to prove herself? Why show off? (cuz she can shelby shut up)

Then we get deeper into the show, and learn about Xeris’ importance to Ephedia a little more, and they seem to be really important to be holding the Ancient Ephedia Spellbook. Now, look at “Shanila Surprise” and “Haunted”; in both we learn about Talia’s time post Gramorr and on Ephedia; she seems embarrassed by her Shanila, unlike Auriana who embraces it. As a kid, she seems so uncomfortable in the picture. (Granted it could just be the gaudy outfit) but its really cute and she doesn’t want Iris or Auriana to see it; she also plays off Shanila celebrations as if it were no big deal. She puts on this mask of “Of course I didn’t celebrate. Xerins don’t do that, we’re different, serious, elegant beings how dare you.” Its hilarious, but why? Is there some Vulcan shiz voing on her? Why does she pretend she doesn’t like partying or getting dressed up? (”Dance Craze”) In “Haunted”, she seems even more upset at Auriana spilling the beans on her sensitivity to ghost (personally I think she’s in general sensitive to spirits and people; like a sixth sense, like how she sensed the twins teleporting in “No Thanks for the Memories”). She seems ashamed by her powers, and even gets angry to the point where once again she loses her coll.  Its obviously a sensitive subject. Why is she ashamed by it? What happened with it back on Xeris? Why do people who don’t know of her family background know she’s “Spookalia”? How’d that nickname come to be? I can see kids teasing her and bullying, but what about her family and other Xerins? Was it a conceal don’t feel situation? Was she ignored or considered cursed? Did she have a “fear itself” raven ordeal where everyone thought she was too creepy? Did her powers show someone the wrong thing? Why is she so ashamed of it? And why does all of Ephedia know her by that name? Why so self-conscious?

Lastly, look into “Home” Part 1 & 2:Talia is obviously upset that she failed to save her sister, Iris, and her kingdom. She feels like she let them down again. Auriana’s comfort helps, but only so much.  When Izira and Talia finally meet again, Talia is really impressed with her sister and happy she’s free. This is great for everyone. But then they return to Xeris, and they’re stared at hardcore. This isn’t really explained, but they’re directly staring at Auriana and their returned princess. Talia’s been gone quite a while (idt they know what she looks like bcuz she had a disguise during “Xeris” outside the palace). Auriana thinks despite the black crystal, Xeris is amazingly beautiful, but Talia is too heartbroken to see what has survived and sees the damage. When they get into the meeting room, she goes back to being in awe by her sister, but the tables are turned when Izira gets teary eyed and tells her how proud she and her people are of her; Talia is overwhelmed and obviously in shock by this news;  despite her failure to protect her kingdom (cmon she was like 7 give her a break), her sister is still proud and even her people are standing behind her now. Izira even goes as far as to make Talia “unofficial” leader of the tea and newbies. She believes in Talia.  Xeris is seeing Talia as important. They need her. Its a major change from before.  We saw her  prior to gramorr, already feeling underappreciated, pressured, and wanting to escape her life, even if just for a day. At seven years old.  Why? Was she treated differently, neglected because she wasn’t the prodigy, the heiress? Was it because she came 9 years after Izira?  We know Izira loves her dearly, and is her main source of proper parenting so far (despite being her sister), but what of her parents, the rest of the family, and royal household servants? What happened to to this bright, mischievous, sassy, fun loving child to make her so unable to believe she could shine brighter than any star?  Why is she the only one who doesn’t believe in herself?  Why does she run? Why does she feel she needs to hide? Why does she still play pretend? What would happen if she let it all out?

A little dark speculation, but I figure it makes sense that Talia has a guilty conscience, and is putting herself down too often and too instinctively. I just want Talia to love herself, and be loved, guys. Somebody hold her. “U is kind, u is smart, u is important!” Protect this child! 

Sorry its so long! See, this is why I shouldn’t be on tumblr when I take benydryl. I do shit like this. I need sleep.

Frozen: A summary

Elsa: i hate my life

Elsa: fuck hating my life, i hatE ALL OF YOU LITTLE SHITS IM DONE WITH ALL UR BULLSHIT

Elsa: IM FABULOUS NOW BITCHES LOOK AT ME

Elsa: no what are u doing in my castle gtfo

Elsa: GET OUT OF MY BADASS ICE CASTLE YOU FILTHY CASUAL NON-MAGIC USER.

Elsa: do you even crystal magic

Elsa: ugh i hate my life again

Elsa: i’ll unfreeze ur shit if u stop being so annoying

we see the electric century shirt u little shit you think u and ur new band can just release a single and drop off the edge of the planet no note bed empty car gone no news whatsoever and come back half a fucking year later with a picture on ur instagram that’s captioned with “Laundry!” like ur tryin to be slick or somethin???!????? we see u mikey way and we want answers

EXO: A Summary
  • XIUMIN: abs. omfg his motherfucking abs good god. have u seen them so fucking gorgeous i literally cant. also his smile. acc his whole entire face. ACC HIS WHOLE ENTIRE EXISTENCE JUST SLAYS ME IM DONE HES SO HOT IM TRASH BYE
  • LUHAN: no please dont im gonna start crying (but the most beautiful piece of shit ever omfg just. i hate him)
  • KRIS: NO NOPE NO gonna start crying even more (my galaxy king why)
  • SUHO: the leader and hes like really rich i guess. tbh im still tearing up over kris and luhan
  • LAY: dimple. fucking perf. angel. ummm yea. unicorn. ok basically hes lowkey perfect and it makes u wanna punch him. moving on.
  • BAEKHYUN: ok this little shit. where tf do i even start. hes that frat boy that knows hes fucking sexy and funny and perfect AND RUBS IT IN UR FACE IM DONE FIGHT ME BACON
  • CHEN: ok he would be frat boy #2 except hes so fucking sweet and kind. even tho hes cute af and funny and CAN SING LIKE A FUCKING ANGEL hes just still such a genuinely nice person. i cant. fight me too.
  • CHANYEOL: ok.... u know what.... i cant. his smile is like literally happiness and he fucking knows it and he FUCKING KNOWS HOW HOT HE IS and hes practically frat boy #2 except hes a sneaky little shit who knows how to be just sweet enough to make him seem like a good boy. no. hes fucking not. ive got u figured out yoda ears.
  • D.O.: omg.... so basically he really did creep me out in the beginning with his big ass eyes and his blank expressions XD but lol he chill and he knows how to keep the frat boys in the group in check and im grateful for tht <3 also hes acc a good actor like damn satan where u been hiding
  • TAO: THIS BITVH OMFG WHERE DO I START. i love him so much. and i hate him so much too. omg. so hes a panda. he can like kick ur ass and be all sexy af and all but then HE WILL DO A TRIPLE FUCKING BACK FLIP KICK SHIT AND MAKE UR HEART FUCKING POUND LIKE NOBODY BUSINESS BECAUSE HES FANGIRLING OVER A STUFFED ANIMAL LIKE EXCUSE ME?!?!?!! WHO GAVE U PERMISSION!?!!?!?! and lets please for the sake of my sanity not delve into more detail bc just no. although it should be noted that he cant be classified as a frat boy bc his cockiness levels reach heights beyond this world and just i cant deal with it and i want to fucking fight him so hard.
  • KAI: ahhh kai someone normal to talk about. well kinda. hes got that whole jekyll and hyde thing going on. because when hes performing and shit (dance beast btw) hes like the sexist piece of shit ever like omfg his face everything is just sex. like im sorry but its true. BUT THEN when he gets off stage hes this cute little piece of shit like ???? BITCH WHAT ????? NO U WERE JUST MAKING ME FEEL ALL TYPES OF WAYS AND NOW U ACTING LIKE THE VIRGIN MARY ALL PURE AND SHIT LIKE U DIDNT JUST DO THE STRIPPER DANCE OF UR LIFE. bitch.
  • SEHUN: oh good god. i just. where do i even start omg. um hes rude, hes cocky. but hes fucking gorgeous and HE FUCKING KNOWS IT. im srsly so done with the frat boys in this group knowing how fucking hot they are and basking in it LIKE PLZ BE LIKE CHEN. PLZ STOP THRUSTING UR DICK IN MY MOUTH LIKE U KNOW IM GONNA SUCK IT. (bc i would omg i hate myself) he also cannot be classified as a frat boy bc his cockiness levels also reach extraterrestrial heights. but not as high as Tao's bc Tao is so shameless about himself. but back to sehun. check out his butt, its hot.
  • ~{wow this turned out so long im sorry}~
why 5 seconds of summer are cute little shits and i hate them for ruining my life.

a master post by me: 

lets get started *sigh*

okay you should be not human to not melt with that little smile (dont make me start the fact the icecream oh god)

look at this, mikey is all serious and ash is just ‘lets take a selfie in mike’s torso oh it’ll be so artsy’

this just melts my heart i want to cuddle him ahhhhh

ugh

if i die, make sure to blame calum thomas hood please.

oh i havent forgot this 8 ft cutie, the sleepy face and making breakfast just give me a minute please….

the HEIGHT DIFFERENCE AND THAT ADORABLE SMILE I JUST CANTTTTTT

naughty luke is naughty

calum just …. oh god

petition to michael to bleach his hair black again please and calum in beanies is just heaven

dorks ugh

seriously, i cant believe this…

the laughing and aw

this goddamn band does not know how to use pants..

the love look <3

so manly

let me cry for a moment …

where can i buy a michael clifford…

ehmegerd luke u so bad uuuhh

sleepy luke is sleepy (and cute)

swing date, this idiots i swear

im not even surprised, everyone just wants to touch calums crotch, luke knows his turn is later *wink wink*

they even stand the same aw cake <3

i dont know if i should be scared or aroused..

shoes yup, shoes

cute selfie, calum do you want me to die?

lets never forget this

calum bear x

yes definitely he wants me to die

bad boyz

ashton in glasses and mikey in a beanie and dark hair i AM noT OKAY

*dies*

i need another moment…

how ashton photobombs haha

ashton in glasses… ahhhhh

ill never get tired of cake

i see u mikey

lets equilibrate the world with some mashton…

cuddly luke is cuddly

some fetus 5sos bc im that cool

mikey just does not give a shit hahah

naughty lol

sure youre not ash

seriously.. i am so done with you

just… really done

completely done

bonus bc this is so cute aw

cute little shits

conclusion: i love 5sos and ill never stop… 

*none of these are mine, i just found the randomly in tumblr and 5sos’ official accounts so if any of these are yours tell me and ill give you the credit c:*

What she says: I’m not here for you

What she means: bitch whAT THE FUCK Y U SO STUPID WHO THE F GAVE U THE RIGHT U LITTLE SHIT IM THIS CLOSE TO GIVING U THE BIGGEST VERBAL BEATING OF UR LIFE U DONE GO CHEATING ON MY SISTER AND THEN TELLING THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT IT AND-

What she says: i know my sister like I know my own mind you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind

What she means: -AND LITERALLY U OWE EVERYTHING TO ELIZA WHAT THE FUCKYOU DONT DESERVE HER GET OUTTA HERE YOU BITCHASS AND IM TRYING TO KEEP ALL MY CHILL RIGHT NOW-

What she says: I love my sister more than anything in this life I will choose her happiness over mine every time. Put what we had aside, I’m standing at her side

What she means: -I CANT BELIEVE I EVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT WASTING MY TIME ON U WHAT THE FUCK Y U TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THIS IS A PRIVATE SITUATION I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU COULD BE SO STUPID-

What she says: You will never be satisfied gOD I HOPE YOUR SATISFIED

What she means: Fuck you.

Season 2? More like Season Ugh
  • Track #1: ...ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • Track #2: dslfkjsdf ugh ugh ugh ugh ughhh
  • Track #3: UgH UGh uGH *crieS* ugh
  • Track #4: *slams the door* UGH
  • Track #5: *slams two doors* UGH UGHHHHHH
  • Track #6: *gently throws Infinite albums onto my bed* UGHH EW EW NO
  • Track #7: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA NO UGH
  • Track #8: *throws my wallet at Woollim Ent* UGH UGH UGHH TAKE IT ALL
  • Track #9: *opens my window* UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Track #10: *swims to korea* UGHFSKDJFHWEFDdgf ugh
  • Track #11: *sighs* ugh.
  • Track #12: u. g. h.
  • Track #13: Hello. goodbye. i had a nice life. *climbs inside my grave* last word: Ugh.
y u do dis Brian

“Hey Brian?

"yea Roger?”

“is this the real life? or is this just fantasy?”

“i dont have time for this shit Roger im trying to finish my beer”

“fak u Brian”

“Roger u little shit, do you even queen?”

“I queen better than you ever queened, go home Brian you’re drunk y u do dis”

“na-na jus watch me, listen'ere”

“Brian pls. put your pants back on, you dont need to prove you queen better than me”

“this songs called, roger u lil shit”

“pls Brian. Freddie help me Brian is drunk”

“ok darling, but one quick question?”

“hm?”

“is dis da real lyfe? or is dis jus fantaseay?”

“omg freddie are you drunk too?”

“of course no dar- blaaaaarrrhhhagggar!”

“im so done”

anonymous asked:

you know what's another great thing abt WE... it's that wynonna is not meant to be perfect... like she obviously has a lot of issues but we get to see how her character is flawed in ways that are also real.. like for instance, she's a little sexist imo. Eg the pink car comment - but what's great is that the other characters balance it out and sometimes even point it out so that the viewer knows that it's abt learning. Idk if u understand what im saying.. or what ur opinion is on this?

YEAH and its so well done. i love wynonna’s little flaws. that thing where other characters point out sexism or whatever is so great cause a lot of creators pull that “they’re flawed!!!” shit whenever their characters mess up but then they never correct it (im making direct eye contact with the writers of almost adults if ur wondering)

so like, the car thing for sure. also when doc said “as long as my women have safe passage” to bobo and wynonna was like “my women??? 👎🏼🙅🏻😠” and with wynonna being super heteronormative and fish and waverly being like “well haha funny story-” and each time wynonna’s like shit my bad my bad nvm.

also!! “how can someone so pretty be so smart” “because theyre not mutually exclusive”

there’s a billion examples i just love that they get to have flawed characters but also they dont let those flaws go unaddressed. its lit fam

i hate when im in public and i hear people talking shit about willow smith. like she is so little?? she has done nothing wrong?? and why u  hate her? bc she made a pop song? bc she dared 2 b a successful young black woman? i need these bland people out of my space

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIRATERUSHI! ´7´

we know its quite late but its still the 15th, so we hope u had an awesome day and  enjoyed it as much as you can :3 so here u go, the awesome tomoya is made by awesome haudini CHECK OUT HER ART ITS INCREDIBLE ♥ lol taka is done by me, we hope u like our little presentoooo :) so we hope that those two cutiepies brighten up ur day! >w<)/ ☆○•○☆○•~

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