im so disgusting ew i can't

  • someone: i think kai has a gf bc he alwas on his phone and has driving license and also personal vehicles, and he doesn't like being followed by fans when he's outing with one of his close friends
  • people: OMG YES IT MAKES SENSE OFC HE HAS A GF OPPA HAS GF WHY /cry han river, sobbing endlessly
  • kaisoo: /whispering so close, lips almost touching the other's ear
  • kaisoo: /throwing not-so-secret glances with a kicked puppy expression if one of them plays with other members
  • kaisoo: /mentions the other's name even tho the interviewer doesn't ask about that person
  • kaisoo: /trying to catch each other attention by doing silly things - like dancing, or laughing while "accidentally" falling to the side to the other's body
  • kaisoo: /constantly touching each other - like trying to brush the other's hair but stopped bc fans screamed
  • kaisoo: /almost all the time have their bodies glued together
  • people: lol kaisoo is dead
  • someone: also remember kai said "cute person could wear cute outfit", i bet it's a sign that he has a gf
  • kaisoo: /accidentally blurted out the other is cute and ended up getting judging stare from byun baek
  • someone: oh btw exo is ungrateful to their fans and kai has ugly skin he should bleach it
  • people: OMG I BELIEVE THIS PERSON'S WORDS THEY ARE SO DAMN TRUE KAI OPPA HAS CUTE GF
  • kaisoo shippers: guys calm down, kaisoo is still alive and kai's skin is beauti-
  • people: UGH SHUT UP KAISOO SHIPPERS ARE IRRITATING AND IRRATIONAL, CAN'T YOU ACCEPT YOUR SHIP IS DEAD, YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING FOR SHIPPING TWO GROWN MEN TOGETHER. EW.