im so bad at text ugh

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this is my last week’s bujo spread ft. Taegi!!! 💘 (I STG it was unintentional and I just thought the photo was cute lmao) I’m happy that everyone enjoyed my ‘Why I hate BTS’ series (it’s what I like to call it) updates will be more frequent on my ig because I am having some issues with tumblr and with that being said, I am making my ‘100 days of productivity’ on hiatus because of the same reason. I hope you all understand 💕



from my studygram

ISTG IF TUMBLR DOESNT FIX THIS IM GONNA CRY OUT OF FRUSTRATION BCS THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT THE THIRD TIME I TRIED WRITING THE CAPTIONS AND USING HTML TO PUT THE LINKS AND MAKING THIS TEXT ITALICIZED AND STRIKED UGH IM ACTUALLY ON TEARS RN THIS MESSAGE IS DEDICATED TO THE SNAKES WHO STEAL MY CONTENT I HOPE YOU SEE THE THINGS I GO THROUGH BEHIND THE SCREEN

I feel bad for ranting so *gives eternal love*

not to be dramatic or anything but nobody will ever love me as much as jason todd loved his birth mother who he knew for literally like an hour

this woman sold him out to the joker and stood there and smoked a cigarette while watching the joker beat her son nearly to death and did literally nothing to stop it, barely even shows any remorse, and jason still uses the last of his strength to drag himself across the floor to untie her and shields her from the bomb blast with his own body and some of y'all still have the nuts to say jason is a bad person im sorry but y'all can eat my entire ass

some hilarious and lighthearted sterek fic recs

for those times when you need a laugh, seriously try these fics out they had me in stitches

  • Werewolf Love Songs, Vol.1 by aggybird (E, 37k) Peter decides to use the power of Barry Manilow’s music to make Stiles and Derek fall in love. Meanwhile, there are monsters and stuff, and Stiles and Derek are stupid. (Peter is absolutely ridiculous in this and I highly recommend it.)
  • What’s Up, Pinocchio? by Brego_Mellon_Nin (E, 12k) Stiles knows his dick, okay? He knows it well. He knows how long it is, how thick it is - measuring is a normal thing for a curious teenager, it really is - but somehow, that’s not true anymore. (Stiles’ dick gets longer every time he tells a lie. It’s hysterical.) 
  • Come So Hard Motherfuckers Wanna Fine Me by sadtomato (E, 3k) Stiles wakes up naked on the bathroom floor with a throbbing headache and Derek Hale taking care of him. (Everything about this fic is pure gold in silliness and cute.)
  • stiles im comin 2 sAVE u by snsk (645 words) - OMFG- IS HE HURTIN U- IS HE HOLDIN U HOSTAGE OR STH- DO U HAF TO SUBMIT 2 HIS KINKY DEMANDS- TELL ME STILES- MY CLAUS R OUT AGN (This cracks me up everytime I read it. The whole thing is in texts and the first time I read it I fell off my chair laughing.)
  • On Building an Ikea Den for an Alpha Werewolf by idek_idic (M, 14k) Senior Prom is coming up, and Stiles doesn’t have a date. Additionally, Derek has an unfurnished apartment, and no one to take him to IKEA. (Absolutely adorable).
  • Bogarted by HalfFizzbin (M, 3k) Alternate Title: “Dick Failwolf, Private Eye." (Or, Derek’s hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.) Quite possibly my all time favorite pick-me-up fic, it’s absolutely glorious. Everything Derek says is hysterical in this.

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the only thing better than watching nikita take down a whole division team by herself is watching her take them down with michael it’s either the two of them walking in there with a plan to take them down or one of them is in trouble and it looks like the end but oh no never fear the other one comes to save the day

cute moments from this video

  • derek and bethany being all cutesy and stuff with the talk about her ankle 
  • “"out of the youtube box….”“ 
  • derek when he says "well when you start dating boys….” umm water u saying 
  • derek’s “little miss beautiful”
  • “bethany is it hard to not crush on derek" 
  • "derek is it easy to crush on bethany" 
  • wELL PEOPLE SAY THEY SHIP U S IM STILL LEARNING 
  • the spIN
  • that mini fight when they are talking about switch up partners 
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I thought it was high time I had finally made a proper ficrec list again, so here it is, the awesome fics I’ve read lately, in no particular order. 

Nitesky by thepsychicclam | Words: 7093

A figure crests the edge of the house. Stiles squints in the sparse light of the half-moon, and is shocked when he sees that it’s Derek. 

“What are you doing?” Stiles asks quietly. 

Derek finishes climbing up onto the roof in one graceful swoop, and then he crosses the slanted surface quickly. 

“This is dangerous,” Derek greets as he takes the spot beside Stiles. “You could fall and break your neck.” 

Stiles has trouble dealing with the after effects of the nogitsune, and Derek finds him sitting on his roof.

Make a Memory (and make it a good one) by regenorakel | Words: 2080

For Nasti’s prompt:
“Hmmmm. If it tickles you inner writer, the pack is out to take a swim at a pool somewhere and Stiles coaxes Derek into riding the water slide with him.”

Derek Hale’s Very Bad, No Good (Nice) Summer by stilinskisparkles | Words: 37622

“I’m going to kill you,” Derek says to his brother sourly.

“Darling, please, no death threats when you’re off to camp.”

“At camp?”

Talia smirks, “Keep them quiet, at least.”

lodestone by llassah | Words: 5491

“We could…we could be something, couldn’t we?” Stiles murmurs, eyes slipping shut. Derek looks at the IV line in his arm, the bandages covering his chest, his leg. His hand, pale against the hospital sheets, palm up. Derek waits until he’s sure Stiles is asleep before he responds.

It takes Stiles eight years to ask the question again. It’s okay. Derek can wait.

Notting Hill by stilinskisparkles | Words: 22259

“It was nice to meet you,” Stiles says casually, reaching out his hand to shake Derek’s, “Surreal,” he adds, “But, nice.”

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If anyone says Michael Clifford is rude and a bad influence I’ll freaking punch you in the stomach and then bring him to you so he can ask you if you’re alright and help you get up because tHAT’S HOW NICE HE IS

anonymous asked:

This week royally sucked. Any chance you have some super hysterical Sterek? I'd be forever grateful.

Sorry to hear about your week, here are a few funny fics to get you started:

  • stiles im comin 2 sAVE u by snsk (645 words) - OMFG- IS HE HURTIN U- IS HE HOLDIN U HOSTAGE OR STH- DO U HAF TO SUBMIT 2 HIS KINKY DEMANDS- TELL ME STILES- MY CLAUS R OUT AGN
  • Bogarted by HalfFizzbin (M, 3k) Alternate Title: “Dick Failwolf, Private Eye.” (Or, Derek’s hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.) 
  • The Time It Wasn’t Bigfoot by moony (T, 5k) From: Angst Vandersulk Ceramics factory. 11:00. Don’t fuck up and get followed.” (Stiles’s first kiss happens for what Derek believes is the wrong reason. Also, there might be a Bigfoot. Maybe.)
  • Derek Hale’s 7 Easy Steps to Breaking Bad News by wearing_tearing (M, 5k) Stiles (1:38am): ugh derek cmon im horny so can u knot im serious here Derek will never admit that the reason he has to buy a new phone the next day is because he accidentally claws his through as soon as he reads Stiles’ texts. 

And more hilarious and lighthearted Sterek fic recs! I hope you feel better!