im shitting theyre so good looking

Best quotes from the new dnp craft video

“Friends are important. then you have more knives”

*laughing* “Lying makes you go to hell!”

“This one’s long with a big head. Like him!”

“Throw the smallest over your shoulder! No one wants that.” 

“I’ve selected as many knives as i have friends. Two!”

*heavy breathing*

“Next, grab your potato! Grip it with all your strength.”

“Slice it like it will remember it.”

“Chopping things fills me with good memories.”

“Sometimes its nice to look up at the stars and remember that theyre all already dead.” 

“The universe is so big….and cold.”

“If you make a mistake while cutting, just think about it for the rest of the day!”

“Phil. Too hard. You hurt it.”

“Space is violent.”

“I only trust my potato with my true friend”

“Im going to place mine [potato] in the trapdoor under my bed.”

*satanic shit*

a hc list of keith painting his nails that no one asked for

  • when he was young he asked shiro why some people have cool coloured nails
  • shiro: some people are born with them like that
    keith: aw man why didn’t i get a cool colour i want red
    shiro, choking back laughter: ….  dam thats unfortunate,
  • keith just sloppily colours in his nails with sharpies
  • he later then learns that shiro is full of shit and that people paint their nails with nail polish
  • (which shiro starts doing for him when he’s like 9)
  • broganes nail painting party is lit
  • the first time keith tried (key word: tried) painting them himself he got more of it on his hands than his actual nails
  • having painted nails helps temporarily kick his habit of chewing them
  • and once it starts chipping he starts picking at it until it all comes off so he can repaint them
  • shiro: u know theres such thing as nail polish remover right
    keith: no nail polish remover we pick it off and die like men-
  • he looks bomb as fuk

Has anyone emailed the dan and phil shop about the fucking merch yet? 

Good God, I’m sick of this fucking debate. If you hate how they have used Japanese characters on their merch and how it’s offensive because they don’t speak Japanese, how they don’t realize what their doing is harmful because they are two White British Rich Men selling a culture that isn’t theirs. 

TELL THEM ABOUT IT!!

I’m sorry but I’m sick of everyone bitching about how ignorant Dan and Phil are, instead of actually doing something about the problem. 
They don’t monitor us like you think they do. They’re not nose deep in reviews or reading every post or even their own mentions. 

customer.services@danandphilshop.com is their email. 

They don’t want to hurt anybody, that’s not their intention. They also never want people to feel entitled that they MUST buy their product.
They’re never going to fix things if we don’t communicate with them directly. Has anyone thought about talking to Martyn? As he is kind of THE HEAD of their company?? 

It’s business. Reviews are good. Even the negative ones. They bring in better product. They’re trying to see what is going to sell and what’s not. But that isn’t solely based on the numbers, it’s also on customer appreciation too. 

So instead of getting all heated about it on Tumblr, actually do something about it. 

we went on a field trip today and i barely go out in public so i forgot how good it feels to pass in front of complete strangers

// You Can Do Better Than Me // SNIPPET Reggie x Reader

Reggie x Reader

You can see the good in Reggie, and you wished he could see it too.

I have to face the truth
That no one could ever look at me like you do
Like I’m something worth holding on to

These times I think of leaving
But it’s something I’ll never do

‘Cause you can do better than me
But I can’t do better than you

LISTEN HERE this is a snippet because i think i hate it but i involved asexual/best friend jughead so YAY i would appreciate any feedback, lay it on me because i personally hate this but i just wanna do it so bad

i think its just drabble and i know its only the opening but tell me what you think!!!! Also, thanks to my boo @onceuponagladerhead 

im also tagging @kingpendleton and @betty-coopers-number-one-stan bc theyre my faves and i need their honest opinions too so cmon lasses tell me if this is aboslute shit and i’ll try harder im just so tired

im an english student i should be able to do this right??

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

I want to learn how to draw but I have no idea from where to start. Do you have any advice for me? I'm desperate seeing all of you talented people drawing amazingly well but I can't even draw a line T_T I love yr blog <33

alright i suck at advice and stuff but i legitly just got on desktop so i could answer this ;)

So you might not know this but ive been drawing for almost three weeks, i mean as a hobby, i have to draw on art class but nothing so big or meaningful so yeah.

So i have no idea where to start, i’d say just do what feels right so you can find your own style but you also gotta know how things work, something i’ve found very very important is:

  • References i swear theres nothing more important than this.  (i’ll add links at the end). If youre gonna start you need lots of references, like a lot, just stare at things arounf you, figure how they work, how they look. Stare at pics of your favourite idol (i stared at pics of Namjoon for like 10 mins before i drew him for the first time, hes too beautiful #blessed)
  • Finding inspiration: what do you wanna draw? do you wanna draw humans? doggos? inanimated objects? potatoes? you choose, you can do it
  • Dont mind of it doesnt look good. there’s always place for improving, if you check out my fanfics from three years ago and compare them to now theyre shit. Shitty english, shitty writing, 1ST PERSON LIKE WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME, im using writing as an example bc its what ive been doing the longest, (im as Jahssel on AO3 shamelessSelfPromo) So yeah dont mind much if you cant draw a line, keep on trying! you’ll get better 
  • Don’t be afraid of trying new things. You wanna start drawing? do it! You are free to do as you please, who knows you might be the next Van Gogh (no one liked his art back then like EXCUSE YOU)
  • Don’t be afraid of asking for help!!! I’ve literally being going around asking for advice bc im not good at it (yes im scarred for life thanks mom) If you cant draw something if you dont seem to get it right just ask someone you consider good at it for help, most ppl on tumblr are really nice (esp in the ask blog community) and they’ll help you with no hesitation
  • Dont Give Up: even when you think things are just not going right dong give up, never give up, Even if youre seeing no improvement dont give up on it. You’ll get better at it you just have to remeber Practice Makes Perfect you just gotta keep on trying and trying until you get it right. When i was younger i couldnt swim for shit, i couldnt even get in the water, but i didnt give up on it and i’m now Haruka Nanase (i love swimming so fucking much) so o dont give up  Heroes never die!

Here are the references i use most of the time (ive got them saved pls

Theres this thing called same face sindrome in which al your charactesrs look the same? here’s how to avoid it (all links are on tumblr dont worry)(also long thingies bc i hate when im on app and i have to press the goddamn x like my fat fingers cant do that)

Ref 1      Ref 2      Head ref  More heads

These also help with face drawing

Hair! Drawing hair is hell, i hate it, these two help but you might as well pull a me and draw random lines and hope it looks good lmao

Ref 1     Ref 2    Bonus!

Eyes are also hard, you dont have to make it realistic if youre just doodling but gotta know how shit works

Ref 1   Ref 2

Expressions and mouth also a hard one (everything is hard when drawing tbh)

Ref 1    Ref 2    Ref 3    Ref 4

Noses! everyones favourite, fun to pick at them fun to draw them (lmao im sleep depraved pls excuse me)

Ref 1

Everyone’s fucking favourite HANDS!! THIS SHIT IS THE WORSE BUT IVE FOUND A WAY TO DRAW THEM (gonna post it later kay)

Ref 1    Ref 2    Ref 3   Ref 4    Ref 5 

General anatomy, yeah gotta give them bodies, because aparently humans have bodies???? wth 

Full body   Legs   Arms   Body types 1    Body Types 2    Tips  Poses

Feet! I still havent learn how to do this but gonna link you either way

Ref 1   Ref 2    Ref 3

Extra!!!

Boobs 1    Boobs 2   Fabric folds    Dicks    :3    Profiles    Dicks 2   Kissing

Check the pages i use the most for more ref 

Anatomy–ref       ThunderCluck (Tutor thursday)

Yup thats it i think, im gonna post the way i draw shitty hands later  

Hope this helped (wow this was long asf)

Snñnnnnnzzzzzz… sssnnzzzz

i have an issue with that “serial killer vs shoplifting fandoms whoever wins gets a new guidance counselor” post

like it implies that the people who practically worship white nationalists/pedophiles/rapists/overall MURDERERS are comparable on the same level as people who steal petty shit from big businesses that have loss prevention. like… theyre not on the same level at all.

hell, i support shoplifting if the person who shoplifts is in need of it and in some other cases. but i wont deny that most people in the shoplifting fandom are bourgeois teenagers seeking thrills and material goods without any motive or justifying reason. im anticapitalist so yeah go ahead but more often than not youre just making yourself look douchey.

but still, these kids arent trying to make an angel out of dylann roof so i really dont like that post comparing the two groups

anonymous asked:

you said you wanted to talk naruto so thoughts on shikacho?

sry everyone im gettin to these late Life Happened… but ye shikacho is such a blessed ship!!!! i feel like theyre the kind that r just kind of always already married and one day they look up like wow. when did this happen. shikamaru talks shit abt never wanted to get married until he takes a good look at the apartment he shares with choji and their coordinated schedules and chore-sharing and halfway thru sayin “why the fuck cant we just file our taxes jointly” he Realizes

realkaisoo  asked:

Kaisoo moments

LORD. EVERY MOMENT IS A KAISOO MOMENT. PLEASE. i cant just choose 5. 

like wtf are you guys smiling and laughing at? GODDAMNIT this makes me so happy tbh. 

look at how attentive kyungsoo is to his boyfriend.  

oh im sorry did you guys forget there are people around? 

kris getting tired of yall shit LOL 

theyre so possesive of each other and they can get enough omfg.. 

do you guys need a room? jesus christ

dear god. i need me some good kaisoo fanfics now. dear god. 

some gifs are mine, some arent~

every single scene of keith and lance being unnecessarily next to each other episode 6

(episode 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

*EDIT: i just realised one of the caps has allura’s shoulder not lance’s i just saw blue and was like “it MUST BE LANCE” because i was ¾ asleep so i removed it lol

this is a good fucking episode for klance…….Good Content…….. lots of bi flag coloured backgrounds……the good shit

I CRY EVERY DAY BC OF THIS SCENE keith is so pouty and relatable, look at him, i cant fucking get over this, he’s sulking

everyone is by lance here so its not super klancy but ask me if i give a motherfuck

ok i knOW this has been talked about 26456 times but im beside myself keith is the last one to leave lance’s pod i’m a mess i’m #moved

theyre not next to each other but look how cute keith looks :’)

KEITH’S SMILE IM THAT PIC OF PEPE SCREAMING

THIS ONE

HOLY SHIT 

The Klance Moment™ (theyre not next to each other but i cant not put this scene)

this doesnt even count but im really just reaching im an emotional mess leave me be

this is so funny bc literally when they exited the ship they were as far away from each other as possible but they end up beside each other anyway

keith isnt even here but lance is like no ma’am he will not he hasn’t even given me a ride smh 

lance is shook

no offence but the bi flag colours in background on lance’s side is the reason i am alive and here today

i cant believe keith is flirting w lance and everyone can hear

ok so they arent in this shot however i  would enjoy to talk about the fact that lance is talking to keith and there is a rainbow there after the convenient bi flag colours in the background in the previous scene

like i know this has been pointed out 1,000,000 times but i cry every day.

that’s it for ep 6 thx for scrolling stay tuned for more

anonymous asked:

I can't believe ppl say touken looks good together. Theyre honestly at their worst canon designs now (haise or reaper/re touka were superior design-wise) and look just so plain and boring. Touka and and kaneki are so boringly averagelooking now. Akiramon?? AMAZING size/height difference, amon looks like an actual adult unlike 10 years old ken, is actually thicc, and akira looks like a gorgeous goddess, of normal height and also no offence but have you seen her hairstyle? girl skillful as fuck

Im kin with this ask ty anon! but yeah no shit kaneki and touka look like little middle schoolers and kaneki’s design rn looks like literally the most generic Manga Protagonist ever. Touka looked sooooo much better at the beginning of re, I miss her fluffy hair :’( actually, i really do think haise/touka at the start of :re at least looked aesthetically pleasing together. and like, i kno im no expert on men’s attractiveness, but In My Lesbian Opinion idk what these fan girls are doing w kaneki when amon’s literally Right There!!!!! And honest to god akira was my fav girl before eto was, she’s Stunning and Beautiful and So Strong and Amazing and If I Didn’t Love Amon I’d Steal Her!!!!! Akiramon >>>>>> touken any day tbh!

this website is so fuckign exhausting and toxic and everyone knows it and yet stays here, sometimes gets into drama, and, if theyre really awful, harasses others and shit and like. honestly if you dont like this website Just Leave its easier than you think like ive been spending more time on twitter these past months and its. honestly so much better and also a website/app that glitches a lot less and if you dont like someone there you can block/mute them mroe effectively than on here. it looks like im promoting twitter but anyway i think this website is just. really Horrible and i try to go on here less (but cant really leave it entirely cos i have some good friends that i dont wanna Abandon plus sometimes there are good posts) cos everyone fucking hates it and reblogs posts just to shit on them and reaches when theres no reason and like. if youre so annoyed by this website just try to come here less dont waste your time

anonymous asked:

i am 14, irresponsible and going to get a stick n poke done by my crush around Halloween. im fully aware im making the wrong decision

i have a lot of friends that got stick n pokes in high school & i think they tend to be ugly in a charming kind of way but just make sure its not being done wildly unsafely, you know? like idk dude infections are real things just make sure ur shit is clean and dont expect it to look good

also youre like 14 so its your right to make stupid decisions but dont feel like you have to do it cos theyre ur crush or its a teen thing or whatever. just be, dude, you know

anonymous asked:

Oh shit i like those markers! Im such a sucker for the over the shoulder look in art like its so dramatic and dynamic i LOVE this! I'd love to see you illustrate a comic one day like one of those legit ones with assassins jumping and killing n shit like how dope would that be but ANYWAY i love this i love ur art! I really cant praise it enough its always so expressive! That being said, making me look at that torb76 one again is a hate crime and im calling 911 😐 i love u tho sksjrdjdjf ❤️❤️❤️❤

oh shit i just saw this 7 hours later bye kjdshfdjskd mobile is just not good at sending me ask notifs 😠 anyways !!!!!!!! dramatic o yea thats mateo alright klsdjfhjds but YES honestly theyre so pretty n soft n i cant wait to draw more stuff. aW pleasE!!!! i once did like, sketches for a comic n stuff for college n i posted some on a blog i did for the same class but yea doing something like that would be so much fun!!!! THANK U CARIÑO!!! i lov u too ❤💛💚💙💜💖💖💖💖💖💖♥ also the more u say that the more torb76 im gonna draw so :~)

lukeisapackdad  asked:

How about a Highschool Au with Simon as the theatre nerd (or any nerd) and Raphael as the jock

ok i saw this just before i went out this morning and this is way late and i got way carried away but i love highschool aus ok

  • so raphael would be so popular (as is expected by anyone on sports teams) but he just wouldnt really like any of his friends (except magnus)
  • i imagine the school sport would be something like football or basketball 
  • and he may not be captain but he’s a damn good player so he has all these girls following him around and all these jocks who he hangs with 
  • all of the jocks would annoy raphael so much??? because he doesnt care about popularity he just plays the sport because he likes it, he doesnt care about sport scholarships or anything unlike the rest of the team
  • and simon would have a small gathering of theatre friends who he loves so much (ie, clary, isabelle, alec (although sometimes it seems like alec isnt that interested in him))
  • and simon would totally get the lead in the musical (this year its high school musical totally not because i read this as high school musical in stead of highschool pfft and clary is the gabriella to his troy)
  • so simon is just constantly practising for the musical because he takes it so seriously and dammit he is going to get into an acting college, if he doesnt he has no idea what he’d do 
  • he’s just so passionate about the arts and everything, and everyone who watches him practice and do run throughs can see it
  • i also see him being really nice to all the stage hands, and technicians, and the band, and backstage crew, because he knows how much hard work goes into putting on a show and he’s just so kind to them all
  • so it’d be like a week before show night and theyd be doing a run through when the team come running into the auditoriam and sit down to start watching the run through and simon and the rest of the actors are just like ???? why are you here???
  • and the drama teacher and the coach say that its too bad weather to play outside, and you havent practised in front of an audience before so we worked out this deal
  • and simon and clary are like well shit theyre gonna be so bad they obviously dont like theatre but because theyre professionals they get on with it
  • and when they are practising theres some sniggers and whispers but theres always a voice telling them to shut it or be quiet and simon wants to know who that is (but he can’t break character and look im professional clary god)
  • then we have raphael in the audience, who cannot take his eyes off the lead, because he is just so good and raphael may not be into theatre but he could watch this kid act all night and every time someone else from the team makes a snide comment he tells them to shut up because do they not see how hard this kid is working?? how do they not appreciate it??
  • and after its over and the team can go home raphael waits behind (with magnus who wants to meet the boy playing ryan because damn) and catches simon who’s leaving with clary, and simon stiffens thinking that he’s going to say something mean, but raphael just softly says that he did really well and are there any tickets left because he’d love to come see him
  • and simon wont stop blushing all night, or a few nights later when he sees raphael watching him in the audience, and from then on raphael is at every show simon does in the future, and simon still blushes if he catches raphael’s eye in the audience