im screaming so hard i cant

anonymous asked:

Omg if you watch the video that taylor posted before the f1 concert where she says "see you in texas. Just so that they don't go to the wrong place" you could her someone in the background say "you don't want them to go see calvin" i cant believe no one noticed it

HOLY SHIT OMG I JUST LISTENED AND WOW IM LAUGHING SO HARD HOW DID NOBODY CATCH THIS?!?!!!?

Harry Styles - Harry Styles album first reactions

Meet Me In The Hallway:this is some the Doors meets the 13 reasons why soundtrack shit !!! I’m very into this ahhh what a good opening track!!!

Sign of the Times: I don’t need to say anything :)

Carolina: THIS INTRO IS SO FUNKY OMG ??? THE BEAT IS SO GOOD IM LIVING !! “She’s a good girl” daaang….. la la la la la la la la

Two Ghosts: isn’t this the h*ylor song??? anyway it’s starting … ok this is definitely about her…… this is sad :( but pretty

Sweet Creature: we’ve already heard it but I still love it it’s sappy and sweet

Only Angel: this intro…. he’s so dramatic I love it. WAIT OMG THE BUILDUP TO THE POP ROCK UP BEAT TUNE I DIDN’T EXPECT THIS!!!! OMG HE SOUNDS LIKE A CLASSIC ROCK STAR….. this is killer omg AND SEXUAL I LOVE IT .. IVE MISSED HARRY SCREAMING IN MY EARS :’)

Kiwi: 🥝🥝🥝OMG MY ROCKER BOY!!! “DRIVING ME CRAZY BUT IM INTO IT IM KINDA INTO IT” ME- ABOUT THIS SONG ! “I’m having your baby it’s none of your business” ?????? WOW I CANT BELIEVE HARRY STYLES IS A ROCK LEGEND… WAIT.. “hard candy dripping on me till my feet are wet” TF… “it’s like I paid for this” harRY ??? WHOM

Ever Since New York: omg I know we’ve heard him do it on SNL but I love the official version !!! it sounds more intimate and the drum in the back is rly nice :’) dang can’t believe Harry wrote a song about when he met me in NY on March 11, 2012…….

Woman: “should we just search romantic comedies on Netflix and see what we find?” WHAT IS THE INTRO WHOS SPEAKING…. OK THIS SOUNDS KINDA FREAKY I LIKE IT … more la la la la la la

From the Dining Table: this is so sad omg WHO ISNT CALLING HIM BACK??? I GOTTA TALK TO THEM “even my phone misses your calls by the way” 😩😩😩 WHO DID THIS TO HIM ??? ALSO OMG HIS FALSETTO IM YELLING

OKAY OVERALL OPINION: IM THOROUGHLY SHOOK .. LOOK IM WHIPPED BY HARRY AND WOULD BUMP HIS ALBUM NO MATTER WHAT BUT LIKE… THIS IS SOME ARTISTIC BEAUTY…. NO SONG IS ALIKE AND THEY ALL STAND OUT AND IT JUST BLENDS SO MANY GOOD STYLES AND IS JUST GONNA BE SO ICONIC I KNOW IT 10/10 ACTUALLY THO LIKE…… EVEN IF I WASNT UP HARRYS ASS ID BELIEVE IT. PLS GO SUPPORT HIM AND GIVE IT A LISTEN BC IT REALLY IS SO AMAZING

TW: SUICIDE ATTEMPT.

Request:  Hello could you maybe do a story where jughead and the reader are together and they get into a huge fight and the reader says “if you walk out that door don’t ever come back” and he walks out and she attempts suicide and she ends up in the hospital and he comes to see her and they make up and there’s tones of fluff and tears thanks. I’m sorry if it’s super long. I’m big fan of your writing!♥️😜

AN: Thanks Anon! If you ever have suicidal thoughts please seek help if you can, there is always someone out there who can help you and cares about you. I found this hard to write so sorry its short.


You didn’t know what had started the fight and you didn’t care. You and Jughead had had a rocky relationship for a while know, ever since Jason Blossoms death. You would constantly get into fights, scream until your throats were sore and one of you had stormed out. You just didn’t want to deal with it anymore.

Tonight you and Jughead had another fight but this one was particularly bad.

“I cant do this im leaving.” Jughead began to walk to the door.

“If you walk out that door don’t ever come back!” You shouted at him. He glanced at you and slammed the door. You bro down crying. You couldn’t take it anymore. You walked to your bathroom and opened the cupboard and grabbed a pill bottle. You shook as you swallowed them and everything went black.


You woke up blinded by lights. You heard a light snore from net to you you turned your head and saw Jughead. You smiled.

“Juggie?” You said in a small voice, he woke up and smiled at you. He got up and hugged you. 

“Dont you ever scare me like that again. What were you thinking?” His voice quivered and you felt your eyes begin to get wet.

“I just couldn’t do it anymore Juggie. I..I couldn’t deal with the fighting anymore juggie.” You felt a tear fall down your cheek. 

“I love you. Dont scare me like that again.” 

“I love you too, Juggie. Dont worry i wont.”

Teen Wolf 6x09 spoilers

So instead of doing small posts throughout, i’m gonna do one giant post concerning this episode, so lets get to it.

• #MaliaTheOptimist

• Omg we’re doing the cold remembery thingy we did with Isaac bb

• Sheriff, you don’t have a station full of armed deputies to back u up. srys.

• poor bbs so sed Sheriff nooo

• dont. shoot. theo. (pls)

• “I’m an Atheist, fire at will.” I just got chills idk why someone help me now i’m turned on.

• what is going on theo what OMG YES STILES WAS SMART WOW SHE GREAT SO RIGHT I CANT BELIEVE I LOVE THEO RAEKEN

•in this moment, i remember what theo trash i am :)

• WTF SHERIFF BBY PLS NO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

•"theres a lot of keys here!“ "I’m beginning to feel like you’re not even trying here!” Omg

•theo just ran over a ghost rider what a cutiepie

• yay shirtless scott

• #momLydia

• SCYDIA FRIENDSHIP FEELS

•werewolf freezee pop

• Scott Mccall is such a beautiful being

• ALPHA EYES

• Lydia, i can hear you.

• HE IS REMEMBERING SEASON ONE OMG BABYCAKES

• BUZZCUT STILES

•i love this song

• awe Baby Beta Scott

• i love Theo omg yall i am trash

• STILES YOU ARE NOT ROBIN I PROMISE ILY

• “cause you trust everyone” this moment broke my heart

• Scott sweetie pls

• Liam you darling baby too sweet

• Theo you ass why do i love you

• OH SHIT SISSY GONNA KICK YR ASS THEO oh es a memory OK NOW I REMEMBER WHY I LOVE YOU YOU POOR SWEET HURT SOUL

• Ha shittttttttt yall in trouble

• Lost Lydia hurts my heart she is my queen

• ok now shes not lost she is a smart gg babygirl

• YAS LYDIA YOU SWEET SMART PRINCESS I LOVE YOU

• Scott you got this pupper

• open the locker do it do it do it

• this is only half the episode yall must hate me omfg

• “lets play dead like good pups” basically what Liam just said

• QUIT ARGUING OMGEE THEO JUST QUIT BEING PROBLEMATIC YOU TOTAL ASS

•oh shit Liam steppin up..unexpected

•Omg he is remembering the phone call

• YES STILES I DO MISS YOU

• Lydia support yo Alpha

• i wonder which memory is gonna trigger it

• LIKE AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION LIKE AN EMOTIONAL TETHER

• BROTHERS

• IS IT THAT ONE IS THAT IT IS IT THAT MEMORY YES IT IS

•IM CRYING SO HARD

•SCOTT YOURE MY BEST FRIEND SCOTT YOURE MY BROTHER

• I cant see thru my tears

• this episode is an emotional rollercoaster

• lydia is so pretty

• BABY HIS HANDS ARE SHAKING

• Malia my queen yes IM A HARDCORE STYDIA SHIPPER BUT I AM READY FOR THIS

• Omg so long ago so eichen so far back

• my heart my heart malia pls THE HALE VAULT my sweet sweet children babycakes

• MALIA PLS OPEN YOUR EYES NO PLS

•MALIA YOU DID IT

•MALIA DONT FREEZE YALL BETTER GET HER OUT

• yas #teamwork from my fave and my least fave (no offense i just don’t like Liam)

•Scalia sweet moment yes

•they have so much hope

• omg im sorry malia shes so sad BUT STYDIA YES YES YES

•woah YAS THEO KICK ASS YAS THEO GIVE SASS

•ok liam is an honorable werepuppy and i’m liking him more every second

• THEO U BETTER HOP ON THAT WAGON AND START KICKIN SOME ASS B4 U GO

•THEOS EYES ARE AMAZING

•"you smoked when you were ten?“ "No just bit my fingernails”

• Malia reading is so cute

• Scott reading is so relaxing THIS IS HYPNOSIS WHY AM I TURNED ON

• Omg is she gonna watch their memories YES SHE IS girl now u see how we felt

• THE DANCE AWE

• if Stiles doesnt come back in the end of all this imma sue Jeff Davis for emotional trauma

•YAS THEO

•NO THEO

• as you can tell… i, a theo girl, am very conflicted in this episode.

• *goes to fist bump like cuties* *yeah no*

•THEO I LOVE U BABYCAKES OMFG HE SAVED LIAM I CANT RN I CANT IM SCREAMING CHARACTER REDEMPTION OMFG

•REMEMBER I LOVE YOU SHE REMEMBERS SHE REMEMBERS THE KISS YALL

•real tears yall I had to pause it i’m crying so hard

•they played the song

•WHEN SHE REALIZED SHE LOVED HIM THATS WHEN IT HAPPENED

• shes crying babygirl please dont cry just remember him and be happy and love him and take care of him

•BUT YOU CAN SAY IT BACK

•if this aint stiles imma fight Jeff

•Plsplsplsplsplsplsplspls Please be stiles

• ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

•OK PROMO MADE IT BETTER

ok and with that, my emotionally unstable ass is gonna go cry. Thank you and goodnight folks!

I made my twin brother watch voltron

This is a list of things my brother screamed at the tv as we watch the first eight episodes of voltron

•"God damn it Shiro you motivational fuck"(said about 20 times in the first episode)

•"Shiro you zen bastard" (during the nose dive in “some assembly required”)

•*had to pause for 10 minutes after coran was introduced cause he was laughing so hard* “I LOVE HIM”

•"so they each control a limb?? Thats… inefficient"

•(im going to do a perimiter check- shiro) “thats a good idea a very verry good idea, not sven”

•*roles over back of couch* “i cant i CANT THATS SO AKWARD” (when Alluras talking to pidge about her gender)

•through out 8 episodes everytime allura or coran show up “its the space elves! They are space elves! Pointy ears and they are beautiful! THEY ARE SPACE ELVES”

anonymous asked:

Okay im sorry this is slightly off topic but I know you watch Phan, did you see the fucking pastel Easter baking video and PHIL SLID HIS HAND BETWEEN DANS TUMMY AND HIS OVERALLS AND MADE AN MPREG REFERENCE I NEARLY CHOKED

SAME I SCREAMED WHEN THAT HAPPENED TBH. I ship Phan so fuckin hard, but like, you know those relationships where you cant really imagine them having sex? but you can imagine them being all fluffy and shit? yeah, that’s how I feel about Phan. Sometimes I can imagine phan mpreg because ive read stuff like that before, but its not something I write or anything haha. ALSO, when that happened I imagined michael wearing overalls while pregnant, can we just imagine

A Rose and Rosie Fanfiction - Chapter 1 - Bridges Are Burning

notes:

I know this is awful. It’s so bad it made me laugh sometimes, that is why I’m sharing it.

I could write a little better, but my best would still be bad, so I made it worse for the comic effects.

If I keep writting it, you bet there’ll be supernatural shit in it, because I want things coming out of Rose’s eyebrows.

It will never get sexual between them, unless it’s more of cute than sexy, because it’s awkward for me to think of/write them like that and I’m not sure if they would be okay with it.

Enjoy if that’s possible…


Emma Carlisle looks into the horizon and sees a giant silhouette in front of the sunset. The wind whispers into her ears as she tries to understand what she’s seeing. It’s so beautiful, the silhouette, yet a bit scary. What might it be? The spirits of the damned coming back to life for the innocents? Or it could just be a bug on her glasses. So many options. Nature is so intriguing and beautiful. A lock of her hair falls into her mouth and she accidentally silently swallows some as she hears the unknown silluete yell at her.

“GET IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAR RIGHT FUCKING NOW EMMA WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR JESUS”
It was her mom’s car. Life is so tricky, she thinks, with a discrete smile on her face, but she yells back “DON’T YOU SASS ME IN FRONT OF MY SQUAD, WOMAN, I’M COMING”
“Bye, Rose. Bye, Wilma Snow”, she says goodbye to her human friend and her dog friend. The dog is so white, white as snow. OH MY GOD, Emma thinks. Now she gets it. Everything is so much brighter now. Life has so many unexpected secrets. Emma loves it.
“BYE, Emma, BI.”, the human speaks.
“BYE!”, Emma replies. Saying bye is normal, but Rose seemed a little too excited. Suspicious, Emma thinks, but she keeps walking into the sunset. It’s like walking towards life itself, Emma thinks, thinking she’s in a movie, everything is in slow motion in her head, but little does she know her mum had beans for lunch and is gassy as fuck. Life is so tricky.
“No, Emma…” Rose said dramatically. She paused. Emma turned around wondering what that bitch might be up to. Rose put her head down slowly. Her eyes shut. She put her head up again in slow motion still while slowly opening her eyes again.
“Emma…” Another dramatic pause. Rose snapped her thumb and her middle finger together and pointed at herself with her fingering finger while putting her head in like a 45 degree angle, wrinkling her forehead. She said: “Bi.”
Emma stared at her friend for a few seconds. She couldn’t make out what Rose wanted to transmit. Sometimes words are difficult for a Rose Dix. Emma wanted to tell Rose to write a song in Pingu’s voice, but there was no time for that shit, her mum was waiting for her, so she said: “Rose, what the hell are you doing, woman, are you back on twix? You know that shit ain’t good for the spirit”. She was talking about the chocolate Twix. Laura Dix had told them Twix means Satan in Canada.
Rose breathed in deeply and sang internally the chorus of Let It Go. It’s her anthem. Her secret life of fancying females was flashing before her eyes. She could now smell the spitted Jennifer Aniston poster from her wall, she could hear Katy Perry roar in rhythm of I Kissed a Girl in the distance. Everything was about to be revealed. “Emma, you piece of ass, I’m BI. OH MY GOD. I said it.” Rose let it go.
Emma couldn’t believe Rose was so nervous to say that. “ROOOOOSE! OH MY GOD, WOMAN, YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID IT, THAT’S OKAY WITH ME, THAT’S TOTALLY OKAY, THAT’S ACTUALLY KINDA COOL. THANKS FOR TELLING ME, YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO BE AFRAID TO SAY IT”. Emma walked toward her friend and hugged her. Emma jokingly whispered “No homo”, for which Rosie replied “Full bi tho”. That moment was beautiful and everything was in slow motion again. Emma was happy for her friend. So happy. She felt a tear on her shoulder that fell from Dix’s eye. The eye of a tiger.

And that’s how Rose Ellen Dix came out to her best friend.

As she saw her friend walk into the shinning horizon, she felt a lil tear fall down her face. She lightly punched her chest and said v emotionally “my bitch… that’s my hoe”
After about 20 seconds into that moment of light, she heard some dying noises coming from inside her house. She thought that maybe it was just her social heterosexuality burning inside her or Wilma Snow trying to summon satan again. But then, everything went clearer and it sounded like her mum. Rose ran into the house to find her mum on the floor with her hands on her eyes saying “it bURNS… the trUTH burns”. Rose fell to the ground beside her, ignoring the hints in her suffering words, to then reach for her phone in her pocket.
It wasn’t there.
Rose panicked, she was trying to find another calling machine nearby, when her eyes met her phone… Unlocked. Right beside her mum. Open on REDTUBE.
Rose’s life flashed before her eyes for the second time that day, but now she was sure that death was actually near. Then she remembered when Emma got at her home, she left everything behind and jumped out of her window to meet her friend. Her motto was “bruterus before clitorus”, but now she was questioning everything.
“BLONDIE TRIES TO FIT FEET AND PINEAPPLE IN JUICY PUSSY” was the title of the video. Now Rose was the one who wanted to collapse on the ground.
“Mum. MUMMY. Please, come back to life. I need you, my bitch. You the master hoe, you blood of my blood, I need you breathing. Don’t let modern society ruin you. I can explain what your eyes have seen. Don’t you think for one second that I was watching something as degraded as that. COME BACK, WOMAN”
Rose’s mum slowly started to come back. She was still whispering anti satan chants, but she was trying to sit down again.
Rose tried to convince her mother about how she got on that site. She said that she was doing a research on subliminar messages on pineapple skin and that she had clicked on the wrong link, but she didn’t see it until now, because Emma had gotten there before the page loaded, which is complete bullshit, because the pineapple was half in and there were already four toes in and the video was paused when momma Dix found it, but parents try to believe in what is more convinient.
“Okay, Rose. I’m so relieved. I’m so proud of you.”
They hugged. Rose couldn’t help it but smug face behind her mum’s back. That was a close one. Almost as close as that time her dad read her Obama-Harry Styles Basketball Fitting In Anus AU.


Rose was back in her room. She couldn’t even think straight (gasps).
“I need to fucking reLAX” when she finished telling that to herself, the thought that school was starting in the next day hit her existence as hard as her mum in summer 2012 when she made the entire neighbourhood give her food, when she told them she was homeless, because her mum had ran away with the gardiner and her dad got revolted and ran away with the postman. Rose remembered of the look of pity in the Johanssons’s eyes when she said “his last words were ‘she went away, now I’m going gay’ [deeply sighs] [grabs tray of cookies]” and laughed. But then she remembered of the flip flops marks on her flesh and it wasn’t as funny now.
She was going to be a senior in high school and she wasn’t fucking ready. Firstly because the only job she ever wanted was to work at an Apple store or testing mattresses for NASA, but her mum isn’t approving of those and also because people from school are dumb dickheads and also because she had to pay 50 bucks to a junior dude for keeping it lowkey that she was the one who freed the neighbour’s birds. She, don’t ask how, found a way to take the two ducks to a farm, because she “felt an odd connection with the savages”. At least she had Emma Carlisle.


Rose was standing in front of the school, when she felt someone getting close. It was Emma, she was checking her Pitbull fan twitter account and Rose was looking at her feet, thinking of nothing, because it was too early and nothing made sense. “its too early i cant function i aint need no school i need solo music from daddy” Emma tweeted.

They both looked up at the same time, slowly, for the drama effect, to look each other in the face.
Groans were heard by the people who passed by them.  Tey got a bit scared by each other’s morning faces. They looked like if 1000 turtles had rebelled against them. They laughed it off and went inside, giving no shits, because why should they?


Luckily they were both in the same class in the first period. Not so luckily, the first period was sex ed.
“Hi, Class, I’m Mr. Star, but you can call me by my first name if you want. It’s Patrick.”
[muffed laughs]
Patrick was confused to why that was funny, but he was in a sex ed class filled with teenagers that find funny in the air, so he didn’t care.
“Okay, guys, I’m gonna be with you for this semester and the point here is not grades, although we’ll have some simple tests. I want you all to be educated on safe sex. Statistics ain’t wrong. 13% of people who does the do without protection have their genitalias fallen off.”
Mr. Star pushed down a little courtein that revealed a board with a big dick and a slightly smaller vagina. Hidden messages? Probably.
“Let’s” he paused. Put on a smug face. “STARt with the v. Ladies first, am I right?”
People cringed so hard they literally felt like their bodies had turned inside out.
“This is the vagina…” He pointed to the bigger hole. “Life.”
Everyone was staring.
“This is where the penis is inserted and just like that you reproduce. Not so” Another pause. Smug face on again. “HARD, huh?”
Rose looked at Emma. Emma looked at Rose. They didn’t say anything, but they both felt the other wanting to throw chairs at that teacher and riot against the government for making them hear that kind of bullshit.
After 10 more bad puns and 20 minutes of sexist uninformative content, a girl called Rosie Spaughton raised her hand.
“Yes, Miss?”
“Does the asshole get juicy when you’re having anal?”
The whole class burst out in laughter and Patrick Star was paralysed. He didn’t know what to answer. He literally wanted to pick up his stuff and get out of that classroom immediately, what kind of job was that? He questioned his whole existence, then remembered of the 12 children he has to raise, breathed in deeply and answered:
“Girl… Listen…”
“I’m listening”, Rosie said, feeling like she was the leader of a revolution.
After a pause of at least 10 seconds, he finally said: “the anus can’t produce lubrification secretions, if that’s what you asked”
“Okay, but how will anal work?”. The crowd went wild.
OH M Y GOD OH NU ISO HOH MY GOD he thought as he touched his backpack, wishing the bell would ring so that he could get out of that class as fast as he CAME. He had a terrified look on his face, but he was trying to keep it STRAIGHT.
“Look…” He reached for a sheet of paper the director gave to him with all the names and faces of the senior students. He was looking for Rosie’s face. He wasn’t in a hurry. When he finally found it, he waited a moment until he could actually speak. “…Rosie. There are lubrificants for that matter.”
“Thanks, Mr. Star.”
“No problem. Does anyone have any more questions?” Please say no, please say no.
Rose raised her hand.
“Why?”, Patrick Star thought.
“Yes?”, Patrick Star said.
“Is the sperm toxic? Is that why Britney Spears wrote Toxic?”
Everyone started screaming again. Rose felt so proud of herself, she felt a humble tear in the corner of her eye forming. She was feeling like the other leader of the revolution. She was glad she was keeping that girl Rosie’s legacy alive and strong. She loved life in that moment, but Patrick Star didn’t. Patrick Star wanted to turn into a mango and be cut in cubes.
Rosie Spaughton looked over her shoulder and looked Rose Dix in the eyes. She felt a connection. She saw an alley in that beautiful soul. She saw potential. She saw hope for the world. She was proud. She nodded her head slowly with a resemblance of a smile on her face like the child of a mafia commander would do. Everything was in slow motion and there were only the queens in the room. It felt like people in the background were throwing chairs up and down and there were things in flames. Children cried. Old people were falling to the ground. Ambulances could be heard in the distance and everyone was running and bleeding. It was a beautiful moment and they both felt it.

anonymous asked:

So I'm sure that im the dumb one for only noticing now but it seems like the boys' clothes in the birth stone version cd photobook are actually representing their birthstones?!?! like with the colors and all, HOW SMART is that jellyfish how smart?! anyways sorry i just needed to quietly scream at someone who understands getting excited about vixx so much you cant cope so I came here, have a nice day!!!

jellyfish and vixx literally go soo hard on details during comebacks like shit we might miss but they fucking do it anyways. i love it so much cause its honestly? iconic.

Your Cipher Twins AU is adorable and I love it so so much!

I’ve written a little thing for you and though it focuses on Bill and Dipper it’s supposed to be set in the AU. I only mentioned Mabel and Will like twice honestly, but I’m definitely going to write more and actually include them in it next time.

So yes, here you go!

Dipper sighed and hooked his pen into the binder of his notebook, stretching his arms over his head before reaching down to pick his water bottle up from its place next to him, taking a few quick gulps. The canopy above him may be providing shade and protection from the persistent glare of the sun, but it did nothing to combat the day’s heat. It was hotter than he’d ever remembered it being in Gravity Falls – that uncomfortable kind of hot that clings to you throughout the day and night, that you can’t fight against no matter how hard you try.

He screwed the lid of his bottle back on and looked up to glare straight back at the bright beams of light that weren’t being obscured by the trees, however when he lifted his head he was greeted by a single honey-coloured eye, inches from his own and full of glee.

Bill was hanging from a branch above Dipper, his legs bent at the knee so they hooked around it to keep himself from falling. The branch was about a meter above Dipper’s head from where he was sat at the base of the tree, but was just the right height for the pair’s eyes to be level.

Dipper jumped, startled by the blond’s sudden appearance, and pressed himself closer against the tree trunk in an attempt to put some distance between himself and the other, whose face was still in close proximity to Dipper’s own.

“Bill, oh my- what are you doing? How did you even-” his voice cracked and Bill’s grin, which had been present from the moment he startled Dipper, widened slightly, some of his teeth beginning to show. The action drew Dipper’s attention to his mouth for a second and he felt his cheeks begin to burn slightly, reminded of how close they were to each other.

Not that he’d forgotten.

He quickly flicked his gaze back to Bill’s eye, hoping the other somehow hadn’t noticed his glance at his lips, or the light shade of red his face was turning, despite his closeness and the fact that he hadn’t once taken his eyes off Dipper (which was only making the teen blush more). Not for the first time, the younger cursed his transparency when it came to crushes. Mabel had said that she knew before he himself even realised it, and it hadn’t taken Will long to put the pieces together either.

Therefore Dipper was almost certain that Bill was also aware of it. The four of them spent a lot of their time together, so if Mabel and Will knew then the possibility was highly likely.

The fact that the older teen hadn’t changed in his interactions with Dipper was both a blessing and a curse. On one hand it gave him hope that the attraction may be mutual. On the other hand it made situations like this - where all he could think about was how close Bill was, how easy it would be to run his hands through his hair and kiss him – absolute torture.

“Pine Tree.” Bill elongated each syllable and brought his hand down to flick the cap of Dipper’s hat, making it move down to cover his eyes.

He was about to reach up and adjust his hat’s position on his head when suddenly a pair of hands were cupping his cheeks. The burning began again, he could feel it just underneath the warmth of Bill’s palms. He didn’t move, the hand holding his water bottle relaxed and lost its grip. All he could focus on was the warmth; a heat so much more pleasant than that caused by the sun. Bill hummed thoughtfully above him.

“I like it when your face changes colour, Pine Tree…”

One of the hands moved, reached up and pulled Dipper’s hat off his head. It then found its place at the back of his head and fingers wove themselves into the brown curls there. The second hand found his shoulder and pulled him up.

Everything was warm when their lips brushed together. It was only for a few moments, the soft and sweet nature of it surprisingly unlike Bill. But at the same time it was so much like him. The couple of seconds were teasing, and when he pulled away it was with a mischievous and knowing look, though there was a hint of fondness in his eye.

Dipper leaned up and chased him, but the hand on his shoulder pushed him back to sit on the ground, the other letting go of the back of his head. Bill swung himself up to sit on the branch, looking over his shoulder and grinning once again. Dipper’s face was the deepest shade of red he’d ever seen it go.

“…but I love it when I’m the reason for it.”

6

tfw you’re screaming over broccoli.

anonymous asked:

At the very end when he's sitting in the sofa and talking to Noora and Sana looks jealous. The music is playing so it's very hard to hear but he definitely says "jeg er" and "Sana". Hälp me pliiis

WTF IM SCREAMING i cant see it rn bc im in bed but i’ll watch it tmrw and rewatch it until i find out what he said!!!

Take It

MOVIE : MAZE RUNNER
COUPLE : NEWT X READER
RATING : SMUT
REQUEST:

Newt smut where she ties him on a chair and sucks him and rides him till he passes out

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ifyoudomv  asked:

🌠if u say hot topic ill kill you

HGHKD AIGHT HERE WE GO

1. music in general and like. having a good music taste. specifically though like indie music and kpop and HIP HOP :O like when i think of amoeba music im like wow sophie 

2. dogs specifically ajax

3. laughing so hard you cant breathe at like. 2 am and watching videos nd making inside jokes and just like!! feeling SUPER happy and laugh-y and like you can scream “CHUNCH” and u wont judge me Mkgmdk

bonus: dream high 2 ;^O

NERD!

REAL LIFE :
COUPLE : TBS X READER
RATING : CUTE + VERBAL AND MILD PHYSICAL ABUSE + SMUT
REQUEST : 

mildredxrunner said:Hi can i request somthing? Can you do a imagine about tbs were the reader is a bad ass bitch and thomas is a nerd? And been bullying him and months later they fall for each other BTW love your blog so much!!!:):) Thanks.

i found this and finsihed it it was almost done anyway i hope this is the ending she wanted 

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