im screaming over him this season

IM FEELING THINGS AND I DONT LIKE IT

OKAY SO IM SHAKING AND CRYING AND FUCK, I started the episode screaming with joy because omgod it’s back and I’ve waited so long and then at the end I just kept saying no over and over and then John and fucking Christ why, why do the things I love hurt me.

I’m pretty sure Mycroft said Sheringford and Sherlock went to the therapist and John doesn’t want to see him and I’m a bit confused cuz wtf and Mary, o sweet Mary why did you have to go and fuck

I’m hysterical, my family is concerned. I need a hug, can I have a virtual hug because I just cant.

Rebooting a reboot???

WHAT THE HELL MTV???

We had got over Scream getting only 6 episodes for last season but you let us down even more!?

You can’t leave it here. It’s like you have canceled it.

You are fuckin embarrassing Wes Craven’s legacy. He made trilogy, you have chance to make trilogy. Perfect way of honoring him and you just throw it away??

You wanna reboot? Fine, reboot, but fuckin finish the story first. You ended s2 with cliffhagger you damn ASSHATS!!

Emma finally unlocked Sidney level of badassness.

Emmaudrey is this 👌 close to becomming canon.

Brooke is finally happy (with Stavo).

Noah is alive.

Brandon James is (possibly) in town. They are finally gonna tell us whole story

AND

YOU

END

THIS

NOW!!!!

me, a dirty, lying, fake: i stopped liking sherlock a long long time ago

sherlock: [releases teaser for season 4]

me, crawling back up mark gatiss’ ass: MARY IS MORAN AND LESTRADE IS MY DAD [AND MY DAD’S’ DAD]. MYCROFT’S LEGS HAVE TO BE SO NICE BY NOW AND ALSO MOLLY CAN BE MY GIFRLFRIEND OR MAYBE GREG’S I LOVE HER AND IM HAPPY SHE GOT OVER SHERLOCK SHE DIDNT NEED HIM BUT ALSO JOHN IS GRYFFINDOR [AND SHERLOCK IS SLYTHERIN SUCK ME] AND THE ELEPHANTS ARE SO CLEVER AND WITTY #I REALLY THOUGHT SHERIARTY WAS GONNA KISS SQUAD 2K15 #BRING BACK THE JEANS IM STILL SCREAMING ABOUT “IT’S YOU. ALWAYS YOU” AND THE PARALLELS SUSTAIN ME AND MY LIFE ESP WITH THE MAYFLY MAN AND THE NURSE WHO LEAVES A WEDING EARLY?BABIES THATS WHO. JAWN&JAM!! WAR PILL PARK LAB MESS CRIMESCENE PINK RACHEL ABANDONMENT TEXT SPAGHETTI WINE WATER CAB DRUGS ANOTHER CAB MORE PILL GUN MORIARTY CHINESE FOOD 

JOHNLOCK IS ENDGAME