im screaming god no this is terrifying

  • hancock right after using the institute teleporter for the first time: AAAAAA oH MY GOD MY SKIN
  • institute scientist: *terrified shocked silence*
  • hancock: *continued screaming and carrying on*
  • institute scientist: *backing away slowly*
  • hancock: AAAAAAA YOU DID THIS TO MEE- Just kidding I already looked like this
  • institute scientist: ok im going now
  • sole survivor: *sighs deeply*

anonymous asked:

how about a groundhog day kinda thing where Tony or Steve live the same day over and over until they fall in love, or bucky or whoever you fancy... I'm not fussed, your awesome 😸

wHEEZE YOURE MY KITTY CAT ANON! YOU ALWAYS PUT THAT KITTY CAT AND I LOVE YOU!!! 

I never watched groundhog day, I’ll be honest! Not suuuuper into romances, whether books or movies. But I DID watch Supernatural, and they did an episode like that except Dean kept dying and no one fell in love. It’s kinda the same concept not

I like my version better. Imagine Steve and Bucky watching Tony die over and over and over and over and over and– powerless to stop it. Completely. Knowing it was going to happen. It happens a different way every day. Sometimes it’s slow, sometimes it’s fast. Sometimes he begs them to save him. But they can’t because he dies, over and over and over, like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Until they stop trying to keep him safe and start savoring every minute they have with him, kisses and touches. 

And they find out it’s Loki who’s doing it, because of course it is. So when they manage to beat the spell out of him, because god, they’ve got enough anger and grief now to last a lifetime, and the spell breaks, Tony starts screaming. Because suddenly he remembers, every single time he died, and it’s terrifying. And it hurt. He doesn’t want to die. He’s terrified of dying. 

It takes three months to get him to leave the safety of the tower after that. Bucky and Steve can’t blame him. They don’t really want him to leave the tower either. 

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IM STUCK AT THE AIRPORT FOR FOUR HOURS SOOOO here’s my summary of my first ghost show

THE FUCKING TOUR BUS WAS AT MY HOTEL FIRST OF ALL??? i pulled up to my hotel friday night in the cab and i saw this big black bus and almost shat myself but i was thinking nahhh that’s just. someone’s RV or something. so i describe the bus to the discord server and everyone is like THATS THEIR FUCKING BUS DUDE and im like NAHHHHHH

so yesterday i met up with @dearbaphomet and cute gf. she gives me GIFTS and we head to the venue whatever theres goths everywhere its lit wE FUCKING SEE THE BAND’S BUS AND ITS THE SAME FUCKING BUS THAT WAS PARKED OUTSIDE OUR HOTEL B I T C H WHAT

so we’re waiting in line and we saw [AETHER] and [AIR] just meandering around up and down the street and nobody but us seemed to recognize them lmfao. [AIR] was with his wife and daughter which was cute and [AETHER] looked like his shiny-headed british ass was gonna die in the 100 degree heat. some ppl in line talked to us also and they were in their 40s and fucking Turnt

WE GOT REALLY. FUCKING. CLOSE TO THE STAGE. it was a very small intimate venue and we were right up against the barrier on the fire ghoul side of the stage. there was a kid in front of us with his grandma and they both looked terrified of the opener it was great. the crowd kept screaming every time it sounded like ghost’s spooky intro music was over and then kept going lmfao we were being EDGED

so it finally fucking starts and bitch……BITCH IM SHAKEN TO THE CORE. MY LIFE IS CHANGED. MY PINEAL GLAND HAS BEEN DECALCIFIED

first of all my god ifrit is fit as fuck and his cassock looks really good on him and his eYES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL UNDER THE MASK HOLY FUCK??? I WAS GASPING FOR BREATH OVER HIS ANIME EYES

and then papa fucking poofs into existence and have you ever seen a man so beautiful you started crying because i legitimately had tears in my eyes. they did not actually fall but i do not tear up over things i dont get that emotional but oh my god papa is fucki g gorgeous and shOcKINGLY….REAL??? LOOKING? i thought seeing him irl would completely break the immersion but it actually did exactly the opposite. that’s a Real Man. a real and beautiful man oh my god like why is this greasy old man so beautiful

honestly i was so overcome with Emotions that the show is mostly a blur but i remember making a lot of eye contact with papa and ifrit. papa fucking looked directly at me like 0A0 at one point and i astral projected. his googly eye is so pretty.

dewdrop kept fucking doing the head tilt thing and i lost my mind over it


THE ABSOLUTE BEST POINT OF THE SHOW THOUGH WAS WHEN DEWFRIT HAPPENED AND THESE FUCKIN BWOIS NUZZLED THEIR MASKS TOGETHER??? I LOST MY SHIT SO HARD THAT I FORGOT WHICH FUCKING SONG THEY WERE EVEN PLAYING AT THE TIME BUT I THINK IT WAS DURING THE YEAR ZERO SOLO. THEY DID THIS LIKE PLAYFIGHT/HEADBUTT/MASK CLONK NUZZLE THING BITCH I FUCKING LEFT MY BODY I AM C H A N G E D

chair’s solo was rough but you know what he has great stage presence so fuck it. he sits there posed like a genie or, like, an ocarina of time NPC? and like crosses his arms and rolls his head around to the music and strokes his chin its cute. dew kept hangin out with him which was also cute. nünü was also beatin the shit out of those drums he’s a good ghoul we should keep him

sadly i couldnt really see chops much because he was on the other side but the windmilling and jumping was so real he looked like he was gonna fly away

fucking……ifrit though. holy shit. honestly……who the fuck is alpha lmao im sorry but ifrit is the superior fire ghoul he’s just so fucking HYPED he goes NUTS??? HIS STAGE PRESENCE IS PHENOMENAL LIKE I HAD TO ACTUALLY FORCE MYSELF TO LOOK AT PAPA BECAUSE IFRIT WAS HAVING SUCH A FUCKING PARTY

he does a lot of posing and fistbumping and he’s so expressive, it’s like watching a cartoon character. and because papa iii is such a memey cartoon character too they compliment each other really really well. the entire current lineup is like that actually: everyone has very unique sort of charisma and a character that they put on, so they play off of papa and each other very well and make it more of a Show. with the old lineups the only ghoul that ever really did that was omega, imo? but he didnt even get into character as much as these current guys do. the ghouls feel like…not human. like they really do give you a vibe like they’re some kind of supernatural creature rather than just guys in masks playing music. rather than papa being the central Character and grabbing all the attention, he can bounce off of the other guys and get really playful with them. it feels like papa is showing off his selection of prized show ghouls and he is very proud of them lmao

SO ANYWAY ENOUGH OPINIONS™ the show ended and we met up with @necessary-glitter who gave us REALLY FUCKING COOL PRESENTS they were like boxes that looked like books with grucifixes on them?? she made them wtf so talented

we creeped by the bus and saw [AIR] and then [AETHER] hung out to sign things and stuff and he signed the book box and i told him that she made it and he was all excited over it. he got all excited over baph’s art too. and then i, like, didnt want to initiate a hug but he came at me like HUGS YES??? so i was like HUGS YES?????? and it was the firmest most wholesome hug i have ever received. my soul is cleansed. he smelled very nice also like his Scent lingered around after he walked away lmao. he’s a very good english egg boy 10/10 would scramble

ALSO HE HAS A VERY NICE ASS IM SORRY I NOTICED

SO YEAH TL FUCKIN DR IT WAS INCREDIBLE, IM SHOOK, IM SHAKEN, I HAVE DIED AND RISEN, TOBIAS FORGE OWNS MY LIFE FOREVER NOW FUCK

anonymous asked:

i was gonna stay awake for an potential vid (i'm one h ahead of the u.k.) so it's 12 am rn and i was just gonna give up anD A FUCKING SPIDER CRAWLED OVER MY TIT AND I FUCKING SCREAMED AND WOKE UP MY DAD FUCKING HELL so now i'm terrified of my own bed bcs there could be more spiders so i'll just stay awake and hopefully get calmed down by a dan and phil vid soon i'm not even afraid of spiders but this one was violating my tit in the darkness aight it was horrifying

oh my god….. im so sorry

anonymous asked:

His S/O seeing Nekozawa's face for the first time?

FINALLY. I have reached the asks with Nekozawa. Sorry it got kinda long; i may have gotten overboard. BUT IT’S THE FIRST TIME I’M WRITING HIM IM GIDDY


You stared at the ceiling, but the room was too dark to make things out properly, so you were left wondering just how high the room actually was. Sitting comfortably on the soft armchair, your eyes then strayed to the five people huddled in the center, who were murmuring god-knows-what, and if these were complete strangers, you’d be screaming bloody murder. But you really didn’t mind, because the tall one, who was leading the others, was your boyfriend, who loved all things dark and black magic-related.

Truthfully, you were scared of the dark. Deathly terrified of it, actually, if your clenched fingers wrapped around the hem of your dress were of any indication. A childhood incident consisting of a locked closet and a blackout paved the way for your current phobia and nightly habits, which included always having the blue nightlights on in your bedroom.


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this is shit but i just needed to do something...anything

at times like these im forced to ask myself whats wrong with us

because i try and try and die trying to see how we arent ment to be

i scream in my head hoping that god cant hear because the things i think

are blasphemous beyond compare.

Did you die for the sins that i still have yet to admit because im terrified that if i admit it means ill have to submit to your will

and what is it what does it mean does anyone know and if they do why cant they just tell me

because ive read these words more than id like to share searching for proof or a reason for you to be there watching

what do you want? im asking you this because i really do care every time im on the right path i feel them clawing at my hair

seeping into my mind telling me that what i thought was yours was all along just mine

is it mine? my life ,the ones i thought i could love, are they mine?

i do not want them

i want you, i want you

i prayed to you that night asking for the right word and weather or not i should share them with the world

not the world…MY world

anonymous asked:

So I'm easily startled by a lot of things, I get the spooks. So why not an MC is easily startled HC!! It could be anything really, touches, popping up out of nowhere, noises whatever. The RFA + unknown & V pls. Either they enjoy doing that to MC or they feel bad. Up to you. I'm so happy I found your blog btw. Another HC blog to follow!

 im super easily spooked, too! lolol

~headcanon requests are closed for now~

Yoosung

  • Yoosungs eyes flutter open 
  • he yawns and stretches
  • MC is right there beside him, they had been sleeping over at his dorm a lot lately
  • he squints at the wall clock
  • “oh, shit”
  • Yoosung shakes MC a little
  • “babe, wake up! we’re gonna be late for class”
  • MC and Yoosung scramble out of bed, rushing to get ready
  • Yoosung shoves some bread in the toaster while MC gets some coffee started for them
  • while they wait for the coffee to brew, Yoosung leaves the room to clip his hair up
  • suddenly he hears MC shouting
  • “JesUS CHRIST!!”
  • Yoosung runs into the kitchen area
  • “what?? what’s going on?? is there a bug?!”
  • MC was clutching their chest and breathing heavily
  • “your toast scared the shit out of me”
  • Yoosung looked at MC, then looked at the toaster, then looked at MC again
  • “MC, you have a fear of toast?”
  • he grabs the bread from the toaster and shoves it in their face
  • “no, you dork! i got spooked when the toast popped out”
  • they push Yoosung’s breakfast out of their face
  • “sorry, i promise i’ll respect your fear of toast from now on”
  • he puts the bread behind his back, hiding it from MC
  • they just roll their eyes at him
  • “lets just catch the bus, nerd”

Zen

  • Zen had been looking forward to friday night all week
  • cause friday night was movie night
  • he picked a spooky movie to watch with MC, knowing they’d cuddle up to him
  • they were about halfway through the movie
  • just like Zen had planned, MC was curled up in his arms
  • “don’t worry, babe. i’ll protect you”
  • he was tryna b all suave n shit
  • a particular spooky scene was playing when Zen decided to adjust his position on the couch
  • in doing so, he knocked over an empty plastic cup that was on the side table
  • the cup hit the floor with a clamor
  • MC squeezed Zen’s arm as tightly as possible
  • and let out a short scream
  • their reaction startled Zen, and he yelped as well
  • “sorry, Zen. the cup started me”
  • MC was back to normal, but Zen wasn’t over the shock of their literal SCREAM
  • “geez, MC! it was just the cup!”
  • “hey, i can’t help that i get scarred easily. and you’re the one who picked a spooky movie! i was already on edge cause of that!”
  • Zen picks the cup up from the floor
  • “i’m never using this cup again”
  • MC laughs
  • “Zen, dont be silly! the cup didnt-”
  • but before they could finish, Zen walked into the kitchen and threw the cup away
  • there. he will never make that mistake again.

Jaehee

  • Jaehee took MC shopping, needing a break from her work
  • they were browsing around in a clothing store
  • when Jaehee got an idea
  • “Jaehee, what do you think of this?”
  • MC help up a shirt they liked to show it to Jaehee, but she wasnt there
  • “Jaehee? where did you go?”
  • MC feels like a little kid who lost their mom in the store
  • “Jaehee?”
  • the peek around a rack of clothes
  • Jaehee suddenly appears from the other side of the rack
  • “hey MC! looking for me?”
  • without thinking, MC screams
  • “FUCK!”
  • they immediately cover their mouth and look around in horror
  • okay, several people in the recent vicinity definitely heard that
  • at first Jaehee’s mouth drops open in disbelief
  • “oh my god Jaehee im so sorry-”
  • Jaehee bursts into laughter, cutting MC’s apology short
  • her laugh makes MC smile, too
  • they’ve never seen Jaehee laugh this hard
  • she started to talk, gasping for breath
  • “MC, i had no idea you’d be so surprised”
  • they just shrug
  • “what can i say? i’m easily spooked”
  • Jaehee didnt even care that MC just screamed “fuck” in a public place
  • that was freakin hilarious

Jumin

  • Jumin was woken up by MC’s yelling
  • it was around 2 AM
  • “JUMIN WAKE UP THERES SOMEONE IN-”
  • he bolts upright to see Elizabeth 3rd push the door and walk into the room
  • “MC?! whats going on??”
  • they were super energetic when they woke him up, but now they’re looking down solemnly
  • “it was just the cat…”
  • Jumin tilts his head
  • what on earth were they talking about? why were they screaming a second ago?!
  • “i saw the door open and i thought it was an intruder so i woke you…”
  • Jumin looks at MC, then looks at Elizabeth who jumped on the bed a moment ago and now slept peacefully
  • he then looks at the door to their room which was now hanging open
  • he pulls MC into his arms and puts out a hand to Elly
  • “dont, worry, MC! i wont let her hurt you!”
  • wait wait, ok wait
  • Jumin is making a joke?
  • usually when Jumin tries so make a joke he laughs at himself before he can even finish
  • but now, he was keeping up the act pretty well
  • “oh, Jumin! please save me from this violent intruder!”
  • he lays back down, pulling MC even closer and squeezing them
  • he kisses their nose
  • “we’ll just have to sleep real close tonight so i can protect you”

707

  • poor MC’s tendency to get spooked was like Sevens playground
  • one morning MC was making some pancakes
  • so, as per usual, he decides to take advantage of the situation
  • he sneaks up to them until he’s standing right behind MC
  • and yells
  • “YOUR PANCAKES ARE BURNING”
  • he shouted almost right into their left ear, and when the whipped around he ran off to the right
  • “Seven, you asshole!”
  • with the spatula they were using to cook still in hand, MC chases after Seven
  • he runs into the hallway and opens the bathroom door, hiding behind it
  • he hears MC as they walk into the hallway
  • “i swear to god Seven, i’m going to quit cooking for you and then you’ll starve”
  • when MC is in range, he jumps out from behind the door
  • before Seven can even say “boo” MC yelps and uses their spatula to smack him square in the face
  • “gah! my beautiful face!”
  • Seven sinks to the ground
  • MC didnt mean to smack him, but they go along with it anyway
  • they stand over him menacingly
  • “you’ve scared me one too many times, now you have to pay the price”
  • Seven looks up at MC
  • “you look pretty scary with that spatula, MC. are you gonna hit me with it again?”
  • he winks playfully
  • MC was practically growling
  • “Seven, i swear to god”
  • he jumps up and runs away again

V

  • V took MC out to the zoo for a date
  • he loved watching them look at all the animals, they were so adorable
  • they went to the reptile house together
  • MC leaned down to look closer at a certain snake exhibit
  • V stands beside them, leaning down as well
  • “do you like this one?”
  • MC smiles and nods at him
  • “yea! when i was a kid-”
  • while MC was talking, the snake strikes at the glass
  • “ah!” 
  • MC yelps and grabs V’s arm
  • he was surprised by the way they yelled but doesnt show it
  • “i know that snake was pretty scary, but theres glass there for a reason”
  • he beams at MC, trying to cheep them up
  • “i know, i know. it just surprised me. i get spooked easily”
  • V blushes
  • he finds it so adorably endearing that MC is so innocent 
  • he wraps his arms around MC, hugging them
  • “well lets go see the polar bears. i think they move pretty slowly for the most part”
  • “okay, V!”

Saeran

  • Saeran lived for Halloween
  • he was ready to spook MC so hard, on the spookiest night of all
  • he even dressed like Jason, since MC is terrified of that movie
  • this is gonna be so funny
  • he lies in wait behind some bushes
  • MC returns from their shopping trip, grocery bags in hand
  • when they start walking up the driveway, Saeran pops out from the bushes and yells
  • MC lets out a blood curdling scream and drops their groceries
  • they even threw the milk the were carrying across the lawn
  • MC crumples to their feet
  • Saeran takes his mask off and sits next to MC
    “oh my god, i got you so good! you should have seen-”
  • …wait…
  • is MC crying??
  • shit.
  • “babe im so sorry. i thought you would think it was funny…”
  • MC wipes tears away from their face
  • “it’s okay, Saeran. you just really startled me”
  • he pulls MC into his lap and squeezes them in a hug
  • “i’m so sorry. please stop crying. please?”
  • “Saeran, i’m fine. you have to carry in the groceries, though”
  • “of course!”
  • MC could see that Saeran felt super guilty about making them cry
  • they’ll bring this up later when they want something out of him

THANKS FOR READING :3 HOPE YOU ENJOY~~!!

opens my mouth to scream as someone who’s been. forced into diets since a young age simply because I’m bigger due to genes it’s..so harmful on so many levels. Like forcing a strict and limited diet on a young kid is a terrifying thing and when you’re made to shift from one to the next your whole young life its just

its so bad

im happy im making healthier choices for myself but god you need all the food groups okay denying your body that nutrition from carbs or fats or anything else is only causing harm prayer hands ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE STILL GROWING PLEASE.

anonymous asked:

imagine 6 foot tall buff as shit nepeta. like i subscribe to the 3 foot muscle brick nep headcanon. but oh my god that would be terrifying. you heard a gentle "the lioness stalks her unaware prey through the forest". turn around. your face brushes against her shirt. you look up at the 200 pounds of muscle and run away scREAMING

im too scared and thats why i cant allow tall nepeta to exist

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SKIP TO 1:10 …….GUYS ITS OFFICIAL WE ARE GETTING A HUMAN KARAI FIGURE IN THE NEXT MONTH/ MONTH IN A HALF WTF YAAAAS

IM DYING IM SCREAMING ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING ITS COMING ITS HERE THIS IS HAPPENING THANK GOD 

whats really important is that bae is on the way and we can finally have a real karai figure that isnt absolutely terrifying 

no offense

and you can pre-order the karai figure here!!!

saltderesim  asked:

i wAS READIGN YOUR ASKS FROM THAT ANON AND I HAD PAPER W/ ME SO I PUT IT NEAR MY MOUTH AND SOMEHOW I ENDED UP EATING SOME PAPER ?? god what to i do im screaming this is so funny and terrifying what if i get a paper cut

Im so done with you guys Papa Smol is taking over now
💚Kai-chan💚

okay can we just take a secand talk abt? the love in newt’s face when he says “i won’t let you”?  because holy shit.  

that tiny breathless laugh like he’s trying so hard to convince himself at the same time as thomas because god he knows how easy it is to give into fear and so hard to get out but he can’t let thomas become that because god he cares about him so fucking much that the thought of him giving up terrifies him more than the wasteland of the real world ever could

i just

????

Woozi Fic 34

alright heres 34 XD yeah ive been watching a lot of doctor shows lately so…itll make sense soon XD HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT! ps im gonna try and blow out more fics this week cause i start school soon and things’ll slow down but ill talk about that more later XD


“OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?!” you scream, completely terrified as you run into Woozi’s hospital room.

But Woozi, who’s all dressed up in his little hospital gown, looks less than concerned. He turns and smiles at you while holding a chocolate pudding cup up to his face. “(Y/N)! Glad you could make it!”

Your eyes go wide as you stare at the others in the room, which include DK, Seungcheol, and Mingyu. “UHHHHH!” You decide that Seungcheol, who’s scooted his chair right next to Woozi’s bedside, will probably provide you with some answers. “CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?!”

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The Signs on the 4th of July
  • Aries: Refusing to participate because they "Don't Wanna Be an American Idiot (rock guitar strumming)"
  • Taurus: Having too many burgers at the barbecue and getting really sick
  • Gemini: Telling everyone who would listen about how they wrestled a bear last year, and how by doing so they saved the lives of two thousand terrified people
  • Cancer: Covering their ears at the fireworks and screaming
  • Leo: Getting on one of those float thingies and tossing candy, screaming "IM BETTER THAN HALF THIS COUNTRY!"
  • Virgo: Holding a fire extinguisher the entire time, actively waiting for something to go wrong
  • Libra: Singing "GOD BLESS AMERICA" really obnoxiously and causing everyone to turn their heads and throw shade because their singing is ruining the fireworks
  • Scorpio: Laughing at Cancer's misery while eating Doritos
  • Sagittarius: Illegally setting off sparklers in their backyard
  • Capricorn: Lecturing everyone about the great plights of this Nation whilst wearing an Uncle Sam costume
  • Aquarius: Setting off the illegal fireworks with Sagittarius, burns the house down ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Pisces: *sobbing* I LVOE AMURRRCA *takes out flag and waves it feebly*

buffysummere  asked:

LILY IS AN ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS SINGER BUT SHE WONT SHUT UP BUT JAMES SECRETLY LOVES IT

  • okay seventh year Lily likes to sing in the shower and sirius can hear her from the dorm and oH MY GOD EVANS IM RIPPING OFF MY OWN EARS STOP THIS MADNESS  
  • Remus and Peter finally LOSING IT and turning off the hot water and then charming it to be GREEN DYE and shit peter maybe we shouldnt have done thIS LILY NO
    *terrified screaming*
    she once had an hour long shower because she went through every single song in Les Mis and started again everytime someone yelled at her 
  • when lily sings she likes to THROW HER HANDS AROUND and PERFORM for the ADORING AUDIENCE and FUCK ME i hit my HAND on the DOOR call the POLICE JAMES
  • LILY YOURE GUNNA BREAK MY HAND IF YOU DONT STOP SQUEZZING IT YOU’RE NOT D Y I N G 
  • ‘YOU DONT KNOW THAT JAMES’
  • Lily ends up breaking her hand, two of James’s fingers and the hospital wing light because FUCK YOU SIRIUS THIS ISNT FUNNY
  • needless to say, lily stuck to baths more after that

i hope it’s all sweet n innocent with lots of smiles and then SCREAMING. CRYING. PERFECT. STORMS. SHE WHIPS OUT THE CRAZY EYES AND STARTS PUSHING A GUY AROUDN I HOPE SHE LEGITIMATELY TERRIFIES PEOPLE GOD I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT IM SO READY LETS FUCKIN GO