im satan i know

Something else that makes me cringe? People who think they’re irregularly dark. You know the type.

“I’m not like normal girls lol I read the wikipedia page on Bundy! I’ve got such dark fascinations.” “I guess I’m such a twisted person, I watch horror movies for FUN!”. “Haha unlike other girls….I LIKE night time!” “I know who cthulu is so im basically satanic, I bet my mom would be so shocked!!!”. “I reblogged one picture of a skull, so yeah you could say I’m morbid >:3” “I’m insaaane!!! The dark depths of my soul would scare anyone”

Like come on am I the only one who gags at this stuff

  • my dad: witchcraft is bad and you shouldn't do it
  • my dad: no one should do it
  • my dad: it's dangerous
  • me: dangerous? danger - omg, dad you've literally tried summoning satan before!
  • my dad: oh my god, that was ONE TIME
  • Kynim: I WILL WATCH YOU SUFFER
  • Petty: NOPE
  • Petty: I AM ALREADY IN THE SUFFER PIT
  • Petty: YOU CANNOT BRING ME LOWER
  • Kynim: OH GOOD
  • Kynim: LET ME JUST
  • Kynim: DIG IT TWICE AS DEEP
  • Petty: too late
  • Kynim: all the way to HELL
  • Petty: I'm digging it MYSELF
  • Kynim: GOOD
  • Petty: KYLEE I AM ALREADY THERE
  • Kynim: less work for me
  • Kynim: I AM SATAN HIMSELF
  • Kynim: ok THAT is a lie
  • Petty: hahaha
  • Petty: Well I liked Glee once so
  • Petty: I am practically satan
  • Kynim: you know im the nuzlocke satan
  • Kynim: you can be bird satan
  • Petty: ok
  • Petty: deal
  • Petty: the pact is sealed