im satan i know

anonymous asked:

What the heck is the florist au and why is everyone crying

disclaimer: i have no excuses for what ive done in the florist!au, i know ill burn in the furthest circles of hell, never forgiven, yes, i know

anyway its one of my 7274 billdip aus, where, basically, Dipper is a florist and Bill buys flowers at his little shop almost everyday. he also always purchases one extra flower, with a special meaning, and leaves it on the counter or somewhere for Dipper to easily spot. for example, larkspur means “beautiful spirit”, and yellow tulips mean “hopeless love”, if im not wrong.
as to why is everybody crying; its the reason Bill even looks at a florist’s (because lets face it, the asshole wouldnt just get flowers everyday for aesthetics) is Will.
as we all know, Will is the purest cinnamon roll, too good for this world, and, well, Will is dying. cancer practically chains him to the hospital bed, Cipher doesnt have much time left. the only thing he can do is make cold and unwelcoming hospital room warm and colourful and nice, and the easiest way is to decorate it is with flowers.
all Bill knows about flowers is from his twin brothers chatter. Dipper never gets to meet Will in person.

yeah i gave away pretty much everything, and made myself sad in the process
i swear i just wanted an aesthetically pleasing au with lots of flowERS TRUST ME

youtube

Im Jaebum because of you I have died A thousand deaths.

  • Kynim: I WILL WATCH YOU SUFFER
  • Petty: NOPE
  • Petty: I AM ALREADY IN THE SUFFER PIT
  • Petty: YOU CANNOT BRING ME LOWER
  • Kynim: OH GOOD
  • Kynim: LET ME JUST
  • Kynim: DIG IT TWICE AS DEEP
  • Petty: too late
  • Kynim: all the way to HELL
  • Petty: I'm digging it MYSELF
  • Kynim: GOOD
  • Petty: KYLEE I AM ALREADY THERE
  • Kynim: less work for me
  • Kynim: I AM SATAN HIMSELF
  • Kynim: ok THAT is a lie
  • Petty: hahaha
  • Petty: Well I liked Glee once so
  • Petty: I am practically satan
  • Kynim: you know im the nuzlocke satan
  • Kynim: you can be bird satan
  • Petty: ok
  • Petty: deal
  • Petty: the pact is sealed
I'M TEARING UP

like i know this is just the beginning. they finally debuted a few weeks ago and the promotions were about to end. i wasn’t even there since the very beginning, i only started to check them out after m countdown announced their debut for next week’s show and my sister said “i heard there’s actually that many of them” as she laughed, amused.

but it’s only been like A FEW WEEKS but it feels like forever. i’m tearing up this isn’t funny. i can’t believe it’s only been a month since a lot of us slipped into the diamond life (and it’s been years for some people but don’t you feel it too?!?), it’s only been a month since a lot of new people start to create a blog dedicated to them, a lot of new gifs and photos and fan fictions and amazing fan arts and edits and english subbed videos, a lot of new people, new memes, new friends. a month since the people who waited for years finally get to see their boys debut, our boys. i don’t even know what to say anymore. im very glad, very proud, very thankful for their existence. especially for the laughter and smiles mainly because of the memes. im very, truly happy. like i’ve never felt so much positive energy, strong enough to me want to smile just by seeing their smiles and hearing their voices, even in my worst state. im not even kidding i feel like i have less bad days of bad moods and self hate and just, i feel like a happier person after i accidentally adopted 13 children.

you know that “now what do i do with my life” feeling once you finished a book or a tv show nOW IT FEELS A LOT LIKE THAT. LIKE SAYING GOODBYE. I DONT LIKE GOODBYES. PLS STOP MAKING THE ENDING OF PROMOTIONS FEEL LIKE SAYING GOODBYE. IT’S ONLY THE ENDING OF A PROMOTION BUT IT FEELS LIKE TOY STORY 3. IT’S TWO IN THE MORNING I CaNT FUNCTION AS HUMAN ANYMORE IM HAVING TOO MUCH FEELS DONT TALK TO ME (@ my mutuals im srs dont talk 2 me ever again)

aand i just realized i didn’t even say a name

  • my dad: witchcraft is bad and you shouldn't do it
  • my dad: no one should do it
  • my dad: it's dangerous
  • me: dangerous? danger - omg, dad you've literally tried summoning satan before!
  • my dad: oh my god, that was ONE TIME