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What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Kaz “don’t touch me or I’ll rip your arm out of it’s socket” Brekker really pushed through his PTSD and severe phobia of skin to skin contact all so he could help Inej change the bandages on her arms. And he didn’t even have to do it, there were others there that could have helped her out. But he forced himself to do it because he wanted to show her that he was willing to bring his walls down for her, not just so he could touch her but so he could open his heart to her too. She told him she would take all of him or none of him, and he was trying to show her that he would try his hardest to be the man she needed him to be 

  • Dean: *turns around*
  • Me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
happy bts day party

1. first they made this cool intro where they were outside their dressing room, yoongi was the first one to come out then jungkook and tae did their handshake and they weren’t in sync at some point but it was so damn cute bc they were smiling at each other so much lol then namjoon looks so daddy and jimin looks mochi sexy and hobi looks so good then jin came last holding a BTS day party writing

2. they performed dope and yoongi’s sash which was part of his outfit was falling and by the end of their performance he had to fix it bc it got so messed up lol

3. they did a ment where they thanked armys who came and even the intl fans who were watching v live+, thanked the 3yrs we’ve been together, and they joked about the special MCs that were coming

4. bangtan awards!!! so jimin and hobi were the MCs and they were all teasing the two, esp jimin bc they were so nervous while MC-ing that yoongi felt frustrated lmao yoongi constantly says “it’s so frustrating!” in a jokingly manner. tae said jimin was too small to remove the cloth that was covering the poll results (lolz) and jimin was kinda slow on removing it so once again yoongi shouted “it’s so frustrating!!!”. yoongi was so extra istg he said he was just guessing about the 295 bangtan bombs but really he went to their youtube and counted it and his face was like ????? i was right wHAt ????? so the first batch of awards was the fave bangtan bomb, the first place was the one which they were dancing in their hotel room wearing their shirts with their names/titles on it. they also reminisced about the other bangtan bombs lol hobi was confused bc the 95z vs hobi bangtan bomb got a lot of votes too. the second award was the armys fave moment, and the first place is the day bangtan debuted. the next batch of awards was armys’ individual awards for bangtan members (the subs weren’t up during this part it was so frustrating) and the last award (the grand prize) they got for bangtan was daesang and hobi handed it to namjoon <3

5. they made a cake!! they were divided into two teams - namjoon vs jin’s team. they did rock paper scissors and jin won all the time so he got to pick jungkook and jimin as his teammates. namjoon’s team consists tae, yoongi, hobi and nams but yoongi claimed himself as the “temporary mc” bc no one would be MC-ing if they all played *snorts* he just didn’t wanna do sumth lol. they all had to design their cake so they had to wear an apron and gloves. JUNGKOOK WAS SO EXTRA ON REMOVING HIS SUIT AND TIE. he was removing it so manly/sexily that it made armys scream so much and the other members were like ???why are yall screaming??? lmao. namjoon didn’t know how to wear the apron and the party hat that he was trying to put on his head fell. seeing that namjoon was so clueless and getting all over the place, taehyung helped him wear the apron and nams wore the party hat. jin and jungkook pretty much did well and namjoon and hobi just put everything on top of it meanwhile jimin and taehyung went to the right side of the stage and they “cheered” for the two teams (even tho they were supposed to help them). they danced cutely and they also danced to fire lol while wearing their apron and party hat :’)) jin and jungkook’s cake was pretty while nams and hobi’s was….abstract lmao. they made it while thinking of salvador dali and pablo picasso (lol dali my ass) and hobi named their cake as “what’s good” cake bc they put every sweet/cookies on top of it and namjoon told hobi that he’s smart. jin and jungkook’s cake was a cake for children bc it was cute. then tae and jimin went back around the members and made a draw lots. the 2 armys will be getting the cake that they made.

6. yoongi and hobi sang together. hobi’s voice IS SO DAMN GOOD. he can sing. he really can!!!! he really is a golden hyung. while yoongi… well he had a raspy voice while singing and he tried so hard to reach the high notes it was so cute :’)) at the end they tried to harmonize but yoongi was just so out of tune lmao and yoongi said “we are bangtan’s vocals, sope”

7. NAMJOON DANCED TO JIMIN’S CHOREO!!!! he did great!!!! you can actually see he really worked hard for his stage :’)) he also did the western dance where u had to thrust while on floor. that one which jk did during rookie king while he was wearing a hanbok lol

8. JIN DANCED TO HOBI’S CHOREO!!!!! he messed up a lot but it was cute bc he was trying so hard to get in sync w the music hehe he did great too!!! he was just feeling pressured bc it was his first time to perform alone on stage :’))

9. OK. THIS IS WHERE I LOST IT. jungkook and jimin performed adult ceremony. hoLY FUCK. it was the sexiest and hottest thing ever. i’m not even kidding. they were doing body rolls, humping in the air, thrusting so hard aND THE FUCKING PDs KEPT ON FOCUSING THE CAMERA ON JUNGKOOK’S CROTCH AND JIMIN’S. I SWeAR TO GOD IT WAS SO JDSHJHKASFHKS. and then they did a dance break while they were wearing fedoras and i think i may have died for a moment while watching it and got resurrected whEN I SUDDENLY HEARD CYPHER PT 3

10. TAE WAS WEARING YOONGI’S OUTFIT DURING THEIR EPILOGUE CONCERT PLUS HIS WHITE HAT. he was slurring his words, he got most of the lyrics mixed up, when he forgets the lyrics he’ll scream “WOOH!” and dab, his voice cracked while rapping, he was all over the place anD IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER. HE WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN. HE FINALLY ACHIEVED HIS DREAM OF PERFORMING CYPHER PT 3 OH MY GOD IT WASN’T THE LAST STAGE FOR NO REASON

11. before yoongi’s part in cypher all of the boys came back and surrounded tae and tae was having so much fun rapping while pointing and dissing hobi and namjoon (i cant istg it was so funny) jungkook yoongi and jin were laughing and then come yoongi’s part and yoongi rapped. taehyung rapped alongside w him and he actually was slaying it!!!! he really loves yoongi’s part in cypher lmao

12. they performed attack on bangtan and they had so much fun especially tae who was still wearing yoongi’s outfit lolz

THEY PLAYED A VCR. bangtan watching their old vids and dying out of cringeness lmao. they were all surprised on how much they have grown individually and as a group :’)) they were all surprised when they saw their no more dream dance practice so much bc everyone showed their abs lmao

13. then they performed fire while wearing their outfits during their bts 3rd anniv shoot where they looked like rugby players!!!! jungkook and jin forgot some of the steps and they admitted it during their last ment :’)))))

me: *breaks into capcoms headquarters*
me *pointing gun at them*: i have had emough whe;re are the gavins ,
the CEO of capcom: sir i can assure you we have no clue what your talking abou-
me: *shooting bullets into the ceiling* DONT fuck with me whe r e are kristoph and klavier im taking them home with me i know you have them where are they i know you hav e the—m-

WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING FLIRT IM SO SHY WITH GUYS IT’S HORRENDOUS BECAUSE THEY GET THE IMPRESSION IM NOT INTERESTED WHEN INSIDE IM JUST SCREECHING LIKE PTERODACTYL

writer problem #2958743

can write a three-page essay in an hour, come up with complex novel ideas all day, and compose emails flawlessly, but when it comes to conversation: “I just…uh…I’ll word later.”

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