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Dating Draco Malfoy Would Include...

Originally posted by excusemefangirlhere

- meeting in third period charms and bonding over how stupid some of the other students were

- a lot of kisses on the forehead with a arm around your waist at all times

- forcing you to take his jacket

- im not kidding

- you two could be walking out of the library at 11 pm after studying for the potions exam the next morning and he’d come up behind you and just wrap his robes around your body

- ‘draco i already have my own’

- ‘oh shush i know your cold y/n’

- being a perfect gentleman around you

- but when he mouths off to potter and his friends you put him in his place

- not being a really big fan of how rude he is to the younger students

- SILENT TREATMENT

- yule ball was almost to most cutest thing in the world

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the signs as shit phil says on danandphilgames

aries: “i wanted to become the crab but the crab didnt want to become me”

taurus: “every body part is sweating right now, literally, my eyelashes are sweating.”

pisces: “i was so scared that you’re gonna throw me off that i jumped off myself”

gemini: “he is dripping out of his hoofy arms”

cancer: “its like pressing a beautiful house into your eye”

leo: “this is like a shaft fest”

virgo: “i think i just swallowed some of my tonsil”

libra: “ruffage is also a vegetable,,, so maybe it was remixed bY A BROCOLIEH”

scorpio: “Im a single bachelor and i like it”

sagittarius: “i would rub my body against that window”

aquarius: “if i had a house i would make every window glass”

capricorn: “IM GONNA DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE”

dan’s version: x

anonymous asked:

request! mccree and hanzo arm-wrestle... who wins?

it was rlly hard to pick a winner but..

i talked to @overdrivecow who figured out that theres more to arm wrestling than just pure strength; a lot of it is in the technique, which mccree certainly learned somewhere at some point!! 

steve’s middle name is spelled G-R-A-N-T but it’s pronounced ‘trouble’

justallthedalish  asked:

I just read your Momo post and while i generally agree about it she's not really a common body type. And I say that for one reason. Her boobs are way to big for someone that skinny and athletic. Woman that naturally thin and muscular generally won't have much because since the fat get burned off (also cause hers are disproportionately large) And even then to be able to do the large amounts of fighting she does she'd need a high impact sports bra. Add that and the costume is better and realistic

i think the problem here is that i used only anime screen shots, which hirokoshi did not draw himself, bc i was making more of an emotional point than one specifically about her body and outward appearance

in the wiki it says this about her power and use of fat cells

“Momo’s body breaks down fat at a molecular level, which will then be re-used as material for her to shape into objects with her Quirk.[2] Because of this, considerable ingestion of food is necessary for the Quirk to be effective. This means she would likely become extremely under weight if used too much.“

momo has the quirk equivalent of an extremely high metabolism

so she must keep eating and constantly keep up her weight to properly use her quirk, and to not accidentally become underweight through overuse of her quirk

now check out this manga panel straight from the hands of horikoshi

SHE IS THICK

SHE HAS BELLY ROLLS, THICK THIGHS, THICK ARMS

you can tell that in the original art her boobs actually look PERF for her body type.

still the biggest in the class but they look naturally big

not like outrageous anime big haha

even in the anime character refs her boobs look perf for her body imo

a lot of the problem comes in how they are animated but thats on the production company, not on horikoshi

im guessing changes were made simply bc it was cheaper/easier to animate this way

HERE’S SOME MORE MANGA PICS SO EVERYONE CAN SEE HOW PERF MOMO’S TATAS FIT HER BOD THO

and about her not having a sports bra

“Her hero costume consists of a simple red skin-tight outfit that exposes most of the center of her torso, arms and legs, with a large light gold belt so she can more freely use her Quirk.”

any more fabric would limit what her quirk can produce
and as my buddy @arr-jim-lad just pointed out to me this is probably a big reason as to why she did poorly during the tournament
she could only use what she could make from her arms since they were all required to wear their gym uniform so no one has an unfair advantage

omg also when i said it was a super common body type i didnt mean “athletic bod + big boobs”

i meant its super common for lots of teens to go from flat chested child to big boobed child so fast they have no idea what to do about it, and they can be completely unaware of the change for a while. according to her wiki she’s 15 so its not only possible but entirely probable her character is just unaware of how her hero costume looks beyond “this is the most functional outfit”

i mean if it were made only for sex appeal why would horikoshi put a book of references on the back

“The Yaoyorictionary: This equipment is made of lexicon compiling all the constructs and materials that comes to Momo’s mind. It also has magnets attached to the cover and inside pages so that it doesn’t open or fall.”

damn what a sexy book

its not mentioned much in the anime but if you look up these characters on their wiki it describes in great detail the purposes behind their costumes

its not at all just aesthetics, everything about their designs has a very unique function to greater utilize their quirks!!

((imo uraraka’s is especially interesting!! really you should check it out!!))

AND THIS IS WHY I APPRECIATE HORIKOSHI

NOTHING IS THERE FOR NOTHING

EVERYTHING HAS A GREATER MEANING AND PURPOSE AND ITS FANTASTIC 

yes he didnt have to make a teenager w large breasts w a quirk that used her skin.

but i love that he did

bc he found a way to do it and make it natural and completely unsexualized

despite what the angries on tumblr would have you believe, there is absolutely no instances of momo being sexualized over her body or outfit by anyone other than mineta, and even then most characters act like he doesnt exist (except the blessed frog and lovely jiro who usually beat him for it)

AND AS SOMEONE WHO WAS A TEEN W LARGE BOOBS WHO HAS RARELY SEEN THIS TYPE OF CHARACTER IN ANYTHING WITHOUT BEING HORRIBLY SEXUALIZED YOU BETTER BELIEVE I ADORE MOMO AND HER PRACTICALITY AND REALISTIC BEHAVIOR ♡♡♡

guys thi s is ,,,, , , ,im p ortna t to me,,,,,,

autistic jeremy hcs wooooooo (with some boyf riends)

-overwhelmed by large crowds
-stims by tapping his hands/bouncing his legs/flapping his arms
-special interest in video games (specifically apocalypse of the damned)
-sometimes Can’t Do social situations
-feels very comfortable around michael but meeting new people causes intense anxiety
-needs to be alone a lot
-also stims by picking at his skin/scabs. whenever michael sees him doing it he holds his hands
-needs heavy blankets to fall asleep (or michael literally laying on top of him)
-can’t sleep when there’s noise because he has hypersensitivity to basically any sounds
-everything sounds loud, usually he can handle it but sometimes he can’t and he breaks down
-sensory overload + public = panic attack, which is really bad if michael isn’t there to hug him.
-hugs/touches help him a lot, especially tight hugs
-unrelated to him being autistic but he falls asleep cuddling with michael all the time
-executive dysfunction, especially with school work. he needs a lot of goading and bribing to get even small assignments done.
-excels in language studies but can’t do science For Shit
-michael helps him with math and he helps michael with english
-can’t handle tongue kissing.
-strong smells make him throw up
-michael is supportive of this tol autistic boi ok  y ou   gu ys  

anonymous asked:

I love your class 1-a scenarios! They make me really happy, thank you so much. :) You are awesome^^ Do you think that everyone of class 1-a has a special talent like drawing, singing, gymnastic and so on?

sO

i just wanna point this out b/c it’s great and then i’ll get into headcanons, but Iida, Aoyama, Satou, and Mineta are all apparently really great at drawing 

Iiida looks like he took some sort of still life/classic arts drawing class with the way he shades, and Aoyama’s is so very inspired by shoujo. Mineta’s is like… ridiculously good?? and Satou’s is really neat b/c he’s a kinda ‘less detail, more free-form gesture lines’ kinda guy

i really enjoy Ochako’s super cutesy doodles b/c you can tell she’s not all that great, but she has such a cute art style. 

my favorite part of this panel tho is Bakugou’s mediocre art skills. look at the way he drew his nubby little fingers. look at those shitty little bombshells, the things on the side aren’t even the same size and shape. one’s slightly wiggly and bigger than the other. he gave himself little stick arms. he can’t draw shoes.

Bakugou’s secret talent is that he finally sucks at something and i love it

anYWAY onto headcanons:

  • for whatever reason i think Denki would be pretty good at singing?? specifically kpop, which i also hc him really liking. i don’t even know why i don’t listen to kpop, i just get that kinda vibe from him
  • Denki, Bakugou, Kirishima, Sero are all really good at dancing (especially stuff like free form and breakdancing). Baku dances really aggressively tho, but the others are pretty happy and fun about it
  • Momo is really good at elegant type dancing. also really good at cooking b/c it’s… pretty similar to what she has to do with her quirk?? 
  • i imagine Iida also took a dancing class at his fancy highschool but i can’t imagine he was all that great at dancing tbh. i imagine he has a nearly photographic memory, and is a really fast reader
  • Ochako is really good at making mochi and spotting good deals at stores
  • Todoroki makes really good tea
  • for some reason i think Tooru would be really good at arranging flowers?? idk i just associate her a lot with flowers, im not sure why
  • Jirou is good at vocal impressions
  • Tsuyu is also good at cooking b/c she had to cook for her younger siblings
  • Bakugou is good at cooking b/c he’s just. like that
  • with enough time and energy, Izuku can imitate literally anyone, not just All Might 
  • Shouji is fucking great at drumming (esp with his extra arms)
  • Kouda can write some amazing poetry
  • Tokoyami is also, unsurprisingly, very good at poetry. (goth poetry b/c he’s just extra like that)
  • Aoyama is actually pretty awesome at styling hair and putting together fashionable outfits for people
  • Satou is surprisingly good at singing really emotional ballad-type songs (tho he’s kinda embarrassed about it)
  • Mina is really great at gymnastics and is really flexible 
  • Ojirou is really good at making traditional japanese style foods (especially ones with rice)
Lawyered

Character(s): Reader X Changkyun, also a sassy medical examiner Hyungwon

Genre: fluff, borderline!crack/humor, also like there’s a dead person but i prOMISE THERES NO ANGST

Warning(s): rough sex, slight!exhibitionism, dirty talk

Length: 6k

Summary: In which lawyer Im Changkyun makes you want to spontaneously combust.


You like to think you have your life together.

Proud, reassured, confident. Not necessarily arrogant, but aware of your capabilities. You graduated at the top of your class from one of the best universities, an extremely successful lawyer, and you’ve already made a name for yourself in the field. Be it battling out cases in court, patching up negotiations over a mahogany table, or waking up at ungodly hours of the morning to sit in during police investigations, you’ve accomplished more than enough to have you more than satisfied with life.

Really, you shouldn’t have anything to complain about.

But a little thorn in your side goes by the name Im Changkyun, all cocky smirks and self-assured ease.

He gives you something to complain about.

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i’m really going to need legends s3 to do an episode that somehow requires the gang working with 18 and 20 year olds len and mick and 10 year old lisa is also there 

at some point they’re arming themselves and rip is like please don’t give the 10 year old a gun

and len is like im sorry??? do i look like some kind of irresponsible guardian to you??? she has a butterfly knife

fallin for you

fandom: monsta x
member/reader: changkyun, female
genre/warning(s): smut, college! changkyun, friends to lovers trope, alcohol mentions, promiscuous behavior, slight!voyeurism, slight! degradation, church boys! jookyun, bad jokes, dick jokes, slightly dom! changkyun, changkyun’s third leg does make an appearance,
length: 10K+
summary: [request] in which changkyun meets you when he’s 9 and falls in love when he’s 19
a/n: reupload bc i accidentally deleted this

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“so i have taken some time to digest my feelings on the new movie but before i dive into spoilers i loved almost all of it. there were definitely some things that disappointing me but overall i thought it was pretty fucking fantastic. 

if you wanna discuss message me!!! 

SPOILER WARNING UNDER THE CUT:

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OK S O WE NEE D TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING SO as many of you have probably noticed, a lot of jjba characters wear those weird forearm/gauntlet things

and i was just like ‘ok, cool that’s fine maybe they’re used for some kind of extra protection i mean that makes a lot of since’

but then this fucker hol horse just

pULLS THAT SHIT DOWN???

IT’S FUCKING CLOTH. 

THESE GROWN ASS MEN ARE WEARING ARM WARMERS OR SOME SHIT IM SO F U CKING PISSED

Alfie vs. Pregnancy | Alfie Solomons

Request: @thinemineours Alfie needs to go through his wife’s pregnancy. Dude must probably be more scared than her. ILY😘

Note: so this is so long I cannot even begin to explain how carried away I got and a slight change… she’s not his wife… yet…

“Love…”

“Yes, Alfie?”

“This is really ‘appening?”

“Yeah, it is. It’s really happening.”

“You’re sure, right, ‘cause sometimes—“

“Alf, I went to the Doctor and you know that, ‘cause you bloody had Ollie follow me, didn’t you?”

“You were actin’ odd, yeah, I was just makin’ sure no funny business was goin’ on.”

“Funny business?”

“Don’t matter now, does it?”

“You didn’t trust me.”

“I did, love, I did. It’s everyone else I don’t trust, not you, love… might ‘ave been in some compromisin’ situation or somethin’ and I would’ve made sure we put an end to it.”

“An end to me more like.”

“Couldn’t put an end to you even if I wanted to. You’d haunt me, day an’ fucking night.”

“Too fucking right I would.”

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anonymous asked:

More historical weirdness w/ hamilton (im not that other anon but I wanted to add to it) Burr, charismatic, 'handsome' guy who was known for being v loyal to his friends and having a lot of them. He was so loved he made grown men cry when he left the senate. Actual precious cinnamon roll and was v open abt his feminist views. Now look at musical Burr.

Burr accidentally set his arm on fire by a candle once
He wrote it in some letter I just need to find the link again

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hellwizards  asked:

top 6 pieces you've drawn?

this is a very excellent and difficult one! I apologize ahead of time for the terribly long post

1. sanvers prom . im beyond proud of this one, mostly cause the colors worked out so much better than I thought and this was the first time that I was immediately satisfied with a piece of work, without hating it for the first few weeks after finishing it. 

2. clexa sexy times . i just love drawing thic clarke and lexa’s arms.

3. jock griffin  im just happy with the colors and the lines on this one. i think everything fell together quite naturally and im very happy with it. 

4. girlfriends who slay together im not too happy with how waverly turned out but I love the pose and nicole looks as fabulous as I intended.

5. in which waverly is tiny apart from anatomical inaccuracies, I love this one, it’s gotten me a lot of recognition within the fandom as well, which is always nice.

6. supergay . some things with their faces and anatomy are off, but im happy with the colors. i had a fun time playing around with the reflective lights from the kryptonite explosion. also lena sneaking in a boob touch

Ask me my ‘top 6′ anything!

Double Trouble

Braun Strowman/Samoa Joe/OC: You and Braun are dating, but he has a little present for you in the form of the Samoan Submission Machine. Smut. 

THIS IS INSPIRED BY A DREAM I HAD THAT HAD ME FIFTY SHADES OF FUCKED UP. ENJOY

Tagging my bbies: @lavitabella87 @omgmissmillie @screamersdontdance @everybodyfinnfreeze @shadow-of-wonder @laochbaineann @she-reigns-in-this-yard @sarrahcha @twiistedbliiss @hotspurmadridista @niazha16 @happelu970 @officialbroski10-blog @crowleysqueenofhell @lilmisscrisis @antigonemaia @imnoaingeal @littledeadrottinghood @imagineall-the-fandoms @macfizzle @oraclegazes @welshwitch5 @wrasslesmut @actualamyautopsy @blondekel77 @valeonmars @squirrel666 @livingthestrongstyle @damnbuvky @dmm-wts @caramara3 @abbie03d @roserae527 @superrezzy00 @the-geekgoddes @phenominalstyles @panic-angel3314 @that-lolachick @thephenomenonalkingofthebrogues @heelturn-timesten @wrestlingnoob @georgiadean37 @taryndibiase @chaoticsoulandheart @kanupps06 @ringsidexdreaming @rolivia-fin @ambrosegirlforever @bodhi-black @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch @baeckyshorsewomen @im-indestructible @artemisapalla316 @unabashedwwesmut @1dluver13xx @balorclubbabe @wrestling-whoa

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If you really think about it, Kacchan has a lot of potential to become a Shoujo’s love interest if we put aside his..ahem..explosive (coughgarbage) personality.

  • First, Kacchan, in some way, is pretty good looking. He looks just like his mother, who is a beauty herself and looks quite young for her age. Also, he has been exercising since his entire life so…yeahhh, damn back and arms are sure freaking illegal why are anime highschool boys so rip??? And in his moment of calm, he’s actually pretty cute.


  • Kacchan’s smart as hell and actually excel at schoolwork (Im surprised too). And what do a Shoujo love interest need in order to attract the heroine if she happened to be not good at academic? Intellectual


  • Third, He has great sense of style. His hero costume fits his “boom boom Im the bomb” style. His usual wear is mostly black, which is nice and stylist in my opinion thank you very much. Im not sure about the baggy pant but that’s his stand on what looks cool so I wont complain much. And we do not talk about the black tank top, because dammmmmmmm, Hoshi sensei is a blessing


  • Kacchan can cook, or at least know how to wield a knife. I cannot count how many time I have read in the Shoujo manga, the male character cooks something for the girland she blush at the sight of them in an apron. Yep, top quality for a perfect love interest right here XD

• Fourth, believe it or not, the Deliquent Wild type is pretty popular in Shoujo manga. Girls dig becoming the one who are able to tame the wild beast. It give them a sense of accomplishment.

(Im talking about the Shoujo manga and its cliche, trope and archetype, not in real life situation. Please do not take it seriously okay)

  • Kacchan respects people who try their best, whether you are a girl or boy. The fight between Ochako and him proves that he did consider her as equal and a true opponent. Nothing better than a guy who respect their love interest, right? Eventhough he is rude and his aura screamed “Im an asshole please punch me in the face”


  • The angry kabedon, that beautiful trope.

Now imagine Kacchan in a Shoujo manga’s setting and laugh your ass off