im not yo daddy

Some late night Nico headcanons

-Nico’s hair is so dead it could match his personality. Like… it’s hella dry, but it works really well when he wants to style it out of his face with nothing but a loose string.

-Braces. Guess who has them.
(Okay but imagine Nico screaming as Hades tries to pull him out of the car towards the office)

-bOYFRIENDSSSSS
-Will is the #1 bf
-he knws what his babe needs, and sometimes he can’t get it but he tries his 100% best
-they are angels
- will has baby hands but they’re hella steady and nico got the elegant piano hands but he always gets cuts on it
- nico getting flustered easily because kids these days are so completely different from back then
- “daddy…” “yo wtf” “im vegan…iM VEGAN”
- will having specific bandaids for nico whenever he gets hurt (they’re hell kitty)

- Awkward Hades
- hades just wants to be #1 dad
- protects his small children
- giving those weird as fuck nicknames to hazel and nico
- “hey dad.” “hey sack of pain and regret”
- hades watches will like a hawk
-nico notices
- nico being spoiled but he’s really uncomfortable by it
- “nico just take the credit card” “no.” “take it.” “noooo.”

-Nico in general
-he’s the type to eat a kitkat by just biting it
- he doesnt understand why everyones angry at him for that
-he sleeps with his jeans on??? Like??? Why???
- hates having dirty laundry on the floor but he has so many other things on the floor
-hair ties, pencils, papers, random small skeleton heads, books, and surprisingly a month old pizza

-Going back the braces Nico
-Has a lisp and it’s the cutest thing ever
-gets the black color so he can be edgy and say it matches his soul
-cries for ten days cause he can’t eat mcdonalds without hurting physically, emotionally, and mentally
- will gets cuts on his lips because whenever he a nico make out they get in the way
-he gets them off in 2 years man