im not yo daddy

Some late night Nico headcanons

-Nico’s hair is so dead it could match his personality. Like… it’s hella dry, but it works really well when he wants to style it out of his face with nothing but a loose string.

-Braces. Guess who has them.
(Okay but imagine Nico screaming as Hades tries to pull him out of the car towards the office)

-bOYFRIENDSSSSS
-Will is the #1 bf
-he knws what his babe needs, and sometimes he can’t get it but he tries his 100% best
-they are angels
- will has baby hands but they’re hella steady and nico got the elegant piano hands but he always gets cuts on it
- nico getting flustered easily because kids these days are so completely different from back then
- “daddy…” “yo wtf” “im vegan…iM VEGAN”
- will having specific bandaids for nico whenever he gets hurt (they’re hell kitty)

- Awkward Hades
- hades just wants to be #1 dad
- protects his small children
- giving those weird as fuck nicknames to hazel and nico
- “hey dad.” “hey sack of pain and regret”
- hades watches will like a hawk
-nico notices
- nico being spoiled but he’s really uncomfortable by it
- “nico just take the credit card” “no.” “take it.” “noooo.”

-Nico in general
-he’s the type to eat a kitkat by just biting it
- he doesnt understand why everyones angry at him for that
-he sleeps with his jeans on??? Like??? Why???
- hates having dirty laundry on the floor but he has so many other things on the floor
-hair ties, pencils, papers, random small skeleton heads, books, and surprisingly a month old pizza

-Going back the braces Nico
-Has a lisp and it’s the cutest thing ever
-gets the black color so he can be edgy and say it matches his soul
-cries for ten days cause he can’t eat mcdonalds without hurting physically, emotionally, and mentally
- will gets cuts on his lips because whenever he a nico make out they get in the way
-he gets them off in 2 years man

anonymous asked:

Since I can never seem to find enough reasons to ship this, do you have any Sabriel headcanons?

I’M SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO RESPOND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT YOUR ASK NONNY. YOU’LL GET EXTRA HEADCANONS OK NO WORRIES WE GOOCHIE


* Gabriel giving Sam the most fucking adorable nicknames such as Samoose, Samshine, Sam-a-lam, Samster, Samsung, Samlami… (I live for this headcanon ok dont touch me im emotional).

* Gabriel having the tendency to leave for local parties nearby in Kansas and always trying to lur Sam with him because he needs to go out and have some fun for once.

* Sam and Gabriel measuring their height and Gabriel being like “hell no!” and using his wings to ascend and make himself look taller than Sam, and Sam tries to catch him by his foot, telling him to come back down because that’s merely cheating but he ends up flying with the archangel instead.

* Sam finding candy wrappers scattered around the bunker in the morning that hold little messages such as “you’re a hot mess with bed hair” and “i love my little moose” and “you’re so cute that puppies and seals send post cards of you” which makes him smile while usually he’s pretty moody when he wakes up.

* Gabriel making breakfast for Sam at 7 am in only his underpants while swinging his hips to Can’t Take My Eyes Off You by Frank Sinatra.

* Sam succeeded to persuade Dean into keeping a dog in the bunker and him and Gabriel taking such good care of the little ball of fluff, from grooming him to walking him out in the woods and even trying to give him a bath which usually doesn’t always end up well for them because the bathroom is entirely covered in foam but they still can laugh with it.

* Gabriel telling Sam stories about Heaven and laughing about it until 2 am while they’re in bed, cuddling each other.

* Gabriel shooting these corny pick-up lines which makes Sam cringe and drop his face on the nearest surface.

* Gabriel refusing to wear a suit when Dean asks it of him except for when Sam intervenes and tells him to do it. “if you really wanna come with us on this case because you can’t spend a minute of your day without me you will have to wear that fbi suit, gabriel.”

* Gabriel and Sam celebrating Christmas by trying to gather Cas and Dean together and hang a mistletoe above their heads but they keep failing because Dean knows whatsup after a while and… well, hopefully next year they will succeed.

* They also bake cookies and listen to christmas songs, watch movies ‘til late in the night and lie all over each other on the couch, and once Dean and Cas have fallen asleep on their side, they just begin kissing and giggling and Gabriel traces circles over Sam’s chest with his finger and Sam tells him just how much he loves him and that this is the best christmas just yet and everything is just fucking a-okay in the bunker. It’s a family.

* Sam baking cupcakes once in a while because he knows just how much of a sweet tooth Gabriel has. The cupcakes are always gone and Dean ends up 100x more pissed because Gabriel just grabs one and says “one for starters. i can handle only one.” but then just keeps grabbing them when the winchesters are busy and running back to his and Sam’s bedroom with all of them, leaving these crumbs behind on the floor.

* Sam being the big spoon and cuddling with Gabriel because he likes being kept warm.

* Gabriel stealing a brief kiss from a sleeping Sam who keeps mumbling his boyfriend’s name as he dreams to make him shut up.

* Sam and Gabriel stealing the impala for an hour with all of their windows open and music volume up while Sam drives, practically exceeding past the speed limits and Gabriel just sticking half of his body through the window to feel the wind against his face.

* (nsfw) The two of them fighting over something so small and stupid and ending up fucking against a pillar of the bunker or the kitchen counter or the map table in the main room holy fuck help.

* (nsfw) Gabriel not being able to shut his mouth but just constantly blabbering about how good Sam feels and how much more he wants and needs and moaning to the high-heavens (bottom gabe is slowly destroying my life im not even kiddIGN)

* (nsfw) DADDY/WING/BONDAGE KINK YO. ANYONE???

* Gabriel and Sam rolling themselves up into a sushi roll into the sheets and cuddling after sex.

* Gabriel and Sam being two fucking romantic saps and the rest can fuck off honestly

* Just Gabriel and Sam ok

Exo finding out about having twins
  • Suho: OH MY GOD...THERE'S GONNA BE TWO OF THEM? *squeals*
  • Kyungsoo: honey i promise you our babies will be fat and healthy
  • Kai: so uh...you implying that uh...no sexy time for 9 months?!
  • Chanyeol: DFJKGNDJKGNDKJGNDKJGNDFKJ *wraps self in foil* im gonna be a daddy im gonna be a daddy im gonna be a daddy
  • Baekhyun: Oh my gosh, babe! How should I introduce myself? *yo yo yo im yo daddy,...ah no... hi little ones im your daddy...hm...*
  • Sehun: TWO mini versions of me? BRB PLANNING WORLD DOMINATION
  • Kris: they'll come out with paint brushes in hand
  • Chen: looool are you sure they're mine looool
  • Xiumin: im excited! seriously....a little me...two of them too...ah...<3
  • Lay: WHOA WAIT WE DID THE NASTY? WHEN?
  • Luhan: chOKES TWO? TWINS? i CANNOT wait to go shopping for hello kitty bed sheets
  • Tao: OMFG SHOWERS ARE GONNA BE SO FUN!