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Fluff:

1 - “I love you. I hope you know that.”
2 - “I bought this because I thought you’d like it.”
3 - “I just feel safe with you. Like nothing bad can happen.”
4 - “You’re adorable, and I can’t believe I have you all to myself.”
5 - “Are you warm enough? “
6 - “I don’t like when you say things like that. To me, you’re perfect.”
7 - “I like it when you say my name.”
8 - “I care about you. I’ve always cared about you.”
9 - “You’re soft and warm and I don’t want you to move.”
10 - “I love kissing you.”
11 - “I’m just glad you’re safe. I wouldn’t know what to do if I lost you.”
12 - “Welcome home.”
13 - “God, you’re so beautiful.”
14 - “You make me want to become a better person.”
15 - “She’s/he’s not my boyfriend!”
16 - “I always want to kiss you.”
17 - “I’m really lucky to have you.”
18 - “I think it’s adorable how easily you blush.”
19 - “I just want to take care of you.”
20 - “Don’t tell me not to worry, because I’m going to do that anyway.”
21 - “I made you some breakfast.”
22 - “If you’re so cold, why didn’t you say something? Come here.”
23 - “I guess time flies when you’re with somebody you love.”
24 - “I never want you to think you’re anything less than my top priority.”
25 - “You look really cute in that.”

Angst:

1 - “No, I don’t want to say goodbye. Not now.”
2 - “I think I might be better off without you.”
3 - “Don’t tell me what to do.”
4 - “I don’t want to do this without you.”
5 - “I thought we were friends.”
6 - “Stop yelling and listen for a second.”
7 - “What you did what stupid and dangerous and scared the hell out of me.”
8 - “I just want you to be safe. I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to you.”
9 - “Please, just…be safe. Come back to me.”
10 - “Why didn’t you tell me? I thought you trusted me.”
11 - “Don’t cry. Everything’s going to be okay.”
12 - “Who did this? Who hurt you?”
13 - “I love you, not them.”
14 - “Am I not good enough?” / “I’m not good enough.”
15 - “I’m so, so sorry.”
16 - “This is all your fault.”
17 - “But I only just got home.”
18 - “Don’t say that. You’re going to be okay.”
19 - “Please don’t leave.”
20 - “I know you didn’t mean it, but it still hurt.”
21 - “I wish I didn’t have these feelings, but I do.”
22 - “Why would you think something like that?”
23 - “Look me in the eye and tell me you love me.”
24 - “I thought I’d never see you again.”
25 - “You can’t just leave like this.”

Smut:

1 - “I missed you so much.”
2 - “Like what you see?”
3 - “I’ve been thinking about you all day.”
4 - “You’re so perfect. And I’m so fucking lucky.”
5 - “Try to stay quiet, understand?”
6 - “We’re in public, you know.”
7 - “I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”
8 - “Don’t be so rough. There can’t be any marks.”
9 - “Don’t smile at me like that. You know it drives me crazy.”
10 - “I like it when you say my name like that.”
11 - “I heard shower sex is dangerous, but right now, I’m willing to take the risk.”
12 - “I really don’t care. You still look hot and I’m trying not to kiss you senseless right now.”
13 - “You’re so much fun to touch.”
14 - “Can I at least take my shoes off before you pounce on me?”
15 - “Are you sure? Once we start, I might not be able to stop.”
16 - “No, I’m supposed to be making you feel good.”
17 - “Oh my God, do that again.”
18 - “You can be wearing a trashbag, and I’d still want you.”
19 - “I thought maybe we can do a little more than just kissing.”
20 - “I’m going to be late because you can’t keep it in your pants.”

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do y’think Kurt’s fur stands on end like a cat’s when he gets upset and then no one can take him seriously because he’s even more fluffy than usual and it’s just too cute

 

my depressed ass: pants?? 😂😂 i dont 👎 know what 👖 those are ❓⁉️ you wont catch ❌🏃‍♀️ this binch ❌❌ in PANTS 👖 not now ⏰ not ever 📅 catch me in my 👙 granny panties 👙 and an oversized shirt 👕 napping in the middle of ☀️ the damn day 🌤 this binch doesnt even ❌ OWN pants 👖❌ get that shit 👎👎 OUT of my face 🤚

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sevi007 replied to your postsevi007 replied to your post: …

Your son usually wears pants that hang in his knee pits, never wears the tie he’s supposed to wear, and now the Mom Jeans are the things that are NOT fashionable? I don’t think so. (Also yes, hello, I’m always here to elicit smiles with silliness.)

I NEVER SAID HE WAS FASHIONABLE BEFORE SEVI, JUST THAT THE MOM JEANS AREN’T FASHIONABLE

tho to be fair my son CAN dress very fashionably when he wants to

look at this shit. that’s model material right there

Proof that Blake Lively's Bridget from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is Definitely Gay™

1) she plays soccer, the gayest of movie sports

2) she pursues an unattainable relationship w a man so she can ‘feel something’, later doesn’t feel what she was looking for after sleeping w him aka compulsory heterosexuality aka she gay dude lol

3) smirks and says 'not right now’ when her grandma asks if she has a man in her life

4) goes on an archaeological dig. this is gay. i don’t make the rules it just is.

5) wears exclusively gay clothes from the mid 2000s im looking at u booty shorts and cargo pants

6) lugs around a khaki duffle bag over her shoulder literally everywhere she goes, so gay i can’t handle it all oh my word

7) wears gay af flip flops at least two (2) times but probably more.

thank u for ur time

I wanted to give up.

For the entire first week, everything, everyday hurt so much and just made me so tired. I fell, collapsed, just failed too many times to count. Told myself I couldn’t do it, couldn’t do it couldn’t do it this isn’t going to work, it’s too hard… I’m not used to so much physical activity and I just…I wanted to give up on the routine, go back to sitting and drawing and moping in the dark 24/7 and just-

Day 8

The pair of pants that used to feel so tight when I wear them now fits me perfectly.


I think I can keep going.

Neil's Bad Habit

So during a conversation with @asquareinverona this happened

Imagine when Neil moves in with Andrew he picks up this habit of literally only wearing a hoodie or baggy tshirt around the house and obviously Andrew doesn’t care but Neil has taken to forgetting that he does this
So he answers the door one day
And it’s Kevin
and kevin is just like nope and turns and leaves
And neils nonplused
And turns away and andrew is sitting on the couch staring at him™
And Neil is like ‘now who’s staring’
And Andrew raises and eyebrow is like ‘is that how you always answer the door?’
Neil just looks down at himself and goes ‘uh, yes?’ Like he can’t actually remember and Andrew’s other eyebrow raises and he turns away
And after a minute of neil still standing there still v nonplused he sorta shrugs and starts to walk away to do whatever he was doing
and andrews like 'you know you arent wearing any pants right?’
later neil just gets a text from kevin 'im picking you up at 10 for practice. put on some fucking pants’
And Neil continues just to do this
All the time
Because he knows it annoys Kevin
He would do it anyway. But still
So Kevin starts texting him asking if he’s decent
And Neil looks down and he’s not but he replies 'yep’ anyway
So Kevin starts texting Andrew instead
But it gets worse
Because Andrew likes messing with Kevin
So he answers honestly for a while and Kevin is like wow he’s actually being honest huh
And he build confidence and starts relaxing and not still being hesitant even when he texts
And then one day he checks and Andrew looks at Neil and replies 'clear’
No Kevin walks in
and neil is very NOT DECENT and kevin is BETRAYED™
And Kevin never trusts them again

me: just because you put gears on something doesn’t make it steampunk

my mum: look! i found steampunk face decals at the halloween store and I thought of you and bought them, maybe you can use them for your costume!

me: …

me: im so fucking using these-

thanks ma. anyway i have no idea why my eyes look so big. maybe its because im cold as fuck. im doing lipstick later cuz lipstick sucks and gets everywhere :P happy halloweeeeeeeen tell me what y’all are gonna dress up as i wanna know

anonymous asked:

what are death pants

THESE ARE DEATH PANTS

I lost all my kakashi masks before con so i panicked and cut the right leg off three different pairs of leggings to make three masks and then of those i determined which one was the perfect material

and now im left with threes pairs of pants that look like this that i only wear when I want to die. 

The Right Way - Star Wars

Poe Dameron #4 “I have no memory of that,” if you please! Romantic as well, I would love to marry this man

#4: “I have no memory of that”

AN: Part of my mini-shot event. You can find the info and prompt list here

Mini-Shot requests will be taken until Midnight (MST) tonight (April 16th).

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reservoir bulls

so I haven’t slept in days, I had a job interview where I apparently couldn’t make a complete sentence, I have a conference call here in ten minutes and I’m nervous because it’s heckin’ VIDEO, my hours were cut at my current barely-making-it job, I couldn’t even tell you what day it was if I tried, I don’t remember what I ate last or when and I feel like I’m going proper mental so like I just need a hug or something. Or a break. or I don’t know.

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METAL BAT DIDNT EVEN DRINK AWW

HES ONE OF THOSE PUNKS THAT IS ACTUALLY SO SOFT

FAV TROPE OF MINE AHHHHH

I feel like life goals right now because im not wearing pants and i ordered 2 fancy pizzas for delivery because i refuse to cook until thanksgiving. 🍕🍕