im not trying to like brag

domestic jamilton

domestic jamilton (plus lil philip) headcanons

✩ they rush around all day, only having time for quick kisses, until night. then they get to have long cuddles on the couch just relaxing

✩ half of the time it ends in someone’s hair being pulled

✩ the other half of the time philip jumps on top of them to join in on the cuddles

✩ about pip… in the beginning of their relationship, thomas was so worried that he wouldn’t get along with/like philip

✩ pip on the other hand is in awe of thomas it’s the cutest thing. it took some time, but thomas came to adore philip just as much as alex

✩ thomas pinches alex’s stomach fat when he ignores him. it usually turns into them play wrestling except that most times someone actually gets hurt

✩ que apologies and many, many kisses

✩ lots!!!! and!!!!! lots!!!!! of!!!! bubble!!!!! baths!!!!!

✩ seriously they can spend hours in the tub together either relaxing or intimately

✩ philip likes to hang onto thomas’ arms as he lifts him up and down/spins him

✩ alex gets so nervous he thinks pip will go flying and break something

✩ they’re the gross couple who is way to handsy when out with friends

✩ which is lowkey hilarious cause they talk like they’re worst enemies but then smooch????

✩ first date: thomas was punched in the jaw

✩ second date: alexander insisted on paying so thomas bought the most expensive meal what a petty bitch

✩ they can’t watch the news together. they just can’t

✩ they act like Those Moms who obnoxiously cheer on/brag about their kid and will Fight™ when something goes wrong for their kid

✩ pip gets soooooo embarrassed but he still always greets them with big hugs when they pick him up from school/games

✩ constantly trying to outdo each other (“i can cook dinner better than you” “i can fix that better than you” “im a better kisser than you 💋❤”)

✩ they live for mornings they can sleep in and lay together tangled in blankets and each other’s limbs. its just so warm and loving and comforting they never want to leave

Instead of the fandom fighting over whether it’s V, V and Saeran, or whatever, can we all just be really grateful that we’re getting at least 1 new route which Cheritz has spent a lot of their time and effort on, and, as always, we’re probably getting it free like the rest of the game?

Like, this is amazing and people should be way more appreciative instead of just fighting each other trying to prove the other’s wrong for bragging rights when the route(s) is/are announced.

We’re getting a new route, that’s awesome, thank you so much Cheritz for dedicating so much time and effort to us.

ok but, contrary to popular belief, keith is pobably the boyfriend who brags about lance. 

like lance will definitely go up to strangers while they’re together and be like “do you see my amazing bf?? do you??” Keith is just rolling his eyes and trying so hard not to smile its pathetic tbh (im almost positive someone’s already made a post like this so imma stop the lance train there)

but its more like he gushes in secret

like could you imagine that poor boy absolutely gushing abt lance to shiro or allura (no one can take their possible friendship way from me)

“i mean come on, did you not see the way his hair looked today? do you think he knows how cute he is? i mean he talks a big game but does he really know?”

“idk keith why dont you ask him, he is your boyfriend, you know”

“what? no. he cant know how much i like him. that means hes won. he’ll hold it over my head forever.”

but lance already knows how much keith really loves him but being the better boyfriend that he is, he pretends not to know until keith finally tells him (probably like their wedding day or something bc they’re too stupid smh)

am i wrong?

so i have a confession
on studyblr, especially with the rise of #studyblr gets real, i notice that i do a thing
i let people believe im dumber than i actually am
why do i do that??
in class, i don’t struggle with anything. im self taught and im first chair clarinet. im everyones favorite student and ive never gotten below a b.
i hate telling people this though! because im so scared of bragging and bringing other people down. it’s so bad that i hate sharing my achievements (like today, i got into one of the top specialized high schools in my city as well as the top arts high school) but i hate telling people about all the good things that happen to me in school. i set high goals bc im an overachiever, and then i achieve them. people call me “Asian” (which pisses me off, because I’m INTELLIGENT and AFRICAN AMERICAN. is that a problem?), “the walking encyclopedia”, and “the computer”.
but i try not to tell people about this, because not everyone is that way despite the fact that everyone i know works their asses off (which is the most important thing)
am i wrong in doing this? should I keep my achievements to myself?

anonymous asked:

Hello fellow Shipper/Nico enthusiast AU where Will is a god and tries to impress mortal Nico

oh boy oh boy oh boy i can tell just by looking at this that im gonna wanna actually write something for this but here’s some headcanons anyway

  • the first time will even tried to speak to nico he was basically completely ignored
    • like will was totally flirting full blast and nico just kind of. looked at him. and went back to whatever he was doing on his phone
  • so will went and moped around until a bunch of other gods drowned him in suggestions on how to get in this guy’s pants (bc they’re gods u know that’s all they think about) and will’s like “i don’t want to get in his pants i want him to like me!!!!” and then there were only like 3 suggestions after that
  • it takes a super long time for nico to even acknowledge will tbh and then when he finally does it still takes another million years for anything to actually happen
  • will takes nico out to dinner at expensive restaurants and buys him expensive things (bc what’s money to a god?) and the whole time nico keeps telling himself stuff like “im not becoming attached im totally just using this guy for his money there is no attraction at all” but we all know that’s a lie
  • eventually in all of this there’s some actual conversation and not just eating and shopping and either will lets it slip that he’s not human or he’s like totally bragging to try to get nico to like him more and nico totally freaks out and forces will to leave
  • will gets super upset and mopes around even more than last time and all the other gods get super irritated
  • nico comes to his senses after a little while and starts to just talk out loud like maybe somehow will might hear him?? so he just talks and apologizes and after like twenty minutes he stops and nobody’s there so he gives up

ok this was totally way more angsty that i’d intended but like i said im totally gonna actually write this one so there’s gonna be more and its gonna be so good im excited

drop an au in my ask and get a list of headcanons!

Okay so my hair is such a mess because I just got out of the shower and it’s still drying into a crazy, Puerto Rican mess of curls.

But I wanted to squeal and show off my new shirt! A close friend of mine who I will just call Y (she doesn’t have an account but is cool with me saying this), got me this shirt and it just came in. She calls it a ‘super late birthday/please don’t cry over your ex’ gift.

It was a surprise to me when I got it in my mailbox today so I’m honestly so grateful my friend did something this kind? She’s the best. ❤❤❤

If anyone’s curious, she ordered it from my Redbubble favorite list (we both have access to each others list so we can send gifts we know the other person will like), so I can give you the artist’s name if you want.

I’m just SO excited to have this! Im broke to the extreme so it’s been a long time since I’ve been able to get something nice for myself. And this is based on Roddy’s shirt in his holoform! It matches my blog! :3

Sorry darlings I’m not trying to brag and I hope I’m not annoying anyone. I just figured I’d share! ❤


Seventeen As Bad Boys

inspired by @kpoppis​!

Seungcheol: “So I heard you like bad boys. I don’t mean to brag but when I play wii I don’t put the safety strap on”

Jeonghan: “So I heard you like bad boys. Well not to brag or anything, but one time I went trick or treating and the bowl said take one…but I took two”

Jisoo: “So I heard you like bad boys. Well im not trying to impress you or anything, but I swim without floaties”

Junhui: “So I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I didn’t ask my parents.”

Soonyoung: “So I heard you like bad boys. well, not to brag or anything, but I click “I have read the terms and conditions” without actually reading it”

Wonwoo: “So I heard you like bad boys. well, not to brag or anything, but my bedtime is 7:00, but I go to bed at 7:02!”

Jihoon: “So I heard you like bad boys. well I don’t mean to brag, but I ran with scissors today”

Seokmin: “hey so I heard you like bad boys. well… not to brag but this morning I ate 3 vitamin gummies instead of 2″

Mingyu: “I heard you like bad boys. well I don’t want to impress you or anything, but I can ride my bike without training wheels”

Minghao: “So I heard you like bad boys. not trying to impress you or anything but I joined Facebook a year before I was old enough”

Seungkwan: “So I heard you like bad boys. well im not trying to show off or anything but when the GPS told me to turn left, I turned right!”

Vernon: “So I heard you like bad boys. well, not to get you all excited, but I don’t look both way before crossing the street”

Chan: “So I heard you like bad boys. well, not to impress you or anything, but I can sleep without a nightlight!”

anonymous asked:

reason i don't like hoseok 1) he's always bothering the hell out of yoongi yet ppl ship them together?? 2) he's average at rap but ppl acts like he's the second coming of jay z, pretty sure namjoon and yoongi would rather have donghyuk in the group 3) his dancing is good, but it's obvious he's less good than jimin, all summer jhope said how he was working hard on bme, but then jimin did bme blindfolded on mama? lol weak. 4) ppl pretending he's good at singing orz 5) he brags too much, etc

I can’t even answer this seriously because I feel like you’re still trying to make me angry for no reason and just being petty

1 - Hoseok and Yoongi are obviously good friends and each member of BTS nags on each other all the time. That’s why theres always those compilations of them bugging each other on Youtube, because it’s supposed to be funny. I do it with my friends, it’s a normal thing lol.. It’s called banter, look it up. I’m sure its completely obvious Yoongi doesn’t hate Hoseok and cares for him and they’ve actually had some of their best moments together, like the Don’t Laugh Vlive, where they were just laughing together.

2 - I’m not saying that Hoseok has to be your favorite rapper, or his songs have to be your favorite, but a lot of people really enjoy MAMA and all of his raps on songs and I believe that they’re very good and he always works really hard on them and despite not even coming into BigHit as a rapper he’s done a lot for BTS with his raps.. and I’m pretty sure that’s false since …every member of BTS are each others friends and always support each other but whatever you say

3 - And on the dancing they all have different dancing styles so people like some dancers more than others. Jimin did it blindfolded because it went along with the concept, and he did great you’re right but Hoseok has worked really hard on BME and the members have mentioned multiple times that they look up to Hoseoks dancing skills and that Hoseok helps them and its been shown in like 3 bombs of Hoseok helping them like if he’s not your fav dancer fine but you can’t dismiss the fact that he’s worked hard as a dancer and has helped BTS as a whole with his dancing skills

4 - For a rapper, he is good at singing… That’s why everyone loves I Like It so much…can’t take this one seriously either

5 - This one you obviously pulled out of your ass since he’s always the first member to notice things like fan projects and is always mentioning being thankful to ARMY and is always supporting the other members work and etc but I’ve literally never seen him brag about himself ever. Source?

anonymous asked:

Sweet, ask box is open again!! I really love yalls writing tbh its so genuine and fun! 💙 Can we please get some headcannons for Monoma, Izuku and Todoroki with a s/o who's taller than them? There's a lot of short girl asks and I'm sitting over here like im a tol :^(

sup tol friend

i’ll post their heights with this so people 


get a mcfreaking grip.


Monoma Neito 

170 cm / 5′7″ 

-would love having a tol s/o 

-he would brag about how much better his s/o is than other people’s s/o’s

-or the fact that he, a not so great student, has a magnificent s/o

-would try to impress his s/o all of the time

-annnd have them help him if he can’t get something if they are a considerable amount taller than him

-i see him as a kind of social media attention ho?

-like picture, vlogs, snapchats, etc of him and his s/o on “adventures” or about how great it is to have them in his life blah blah blah

-normal highschool boy dumb stuff when given social media

Midoriya Izuku

166 cm / 5′5″

-is a blushing mess when he hugs his s/o because of the height difference?

-like i see this as something that he’s into?

-because he has been victimized for 10+ years and never really defended, i see that he would feel so reassured by a tall s/o

-like he would enjoy being the little spoon because it’s like a protective measure, like he know’s his s/o has his back

-but would also like to  be a hero to his s/o, like if they ever felt insecure because of their height, he would remind them that he is by their side and will always fight for them

-doesn’t that seem like a Deku thing to say?

-would like it when his s/o sits with him and leans on him because he feels tall like he’s protecting them somehow

-when people can’t believe that he’s dating them, he goes on a deku tangent and explains how they are the perfect s/o

Todoroki Shouto

176 cm / 5′9″

-is surprised by their height at first

-not in a bad way , more like oh they grew fast, like a commentator at a golf tournament

-but after that he doesn’t notice? like he never thinks about their height. it isn’t important to him

-if people mention it, he is like oh yeah i forgot

-if his s/o mentions feeling uncomfortable about their height, he wouldn’t understand. like to him they can see farther because less people are in their way. and they can help smol people get things, and taller people are more respected internationally

-overall he sees their height as an advantage to be a hero and wouldn’t fully understand their insecurities

-he would hold them though if they needed to just feel their feelings for a bit


I hope you liked it!

  • someone: hey how are you
  • me: i'm fine thanks :)
  • me, in my head: why did zayn kiss liam why did he say c'mon c'mon then and kiss liam james payne on the mouth why did they try to play it off like a joke while bragging about it to magazines why did zayn kiss liam

I just realized it’s been two months to the day since I published the fic and I wanted to go see if I had any comments to reply to because I hadn’t checked in a few days and…U H M M M M…what? Over 1,750 kudos on the fic??? This is honestly not me trying to brag, this is me being genuinely confused. Why? Why so many? What? 

If you organize the Clexa fics by kudos this is now on page 13 of over 400. That doesn’t sound right??? It literally is just like me killing time most days??? I’m writing this on the notes on my iPhone??? WHAT?! How???!!! Am I being Punk’d? I’m side eying those numbers. It can’t be. It’s just a random story I’m writing? Why are people…whaAAT???

Meeting Ghost after the show in Nov 10 ❤️️

• Aether Ghoul
Met him first :) he was so shy and signed everything for me with a big smile. When he signed my mask he said it was heavier than his. I’m a sucker for guys with accents and nose rings.

• Air Ghoul
He was soooo tall! His accent was really thick as well. He told my brother and I our jackets were nicer than his jacket. He also asked about our patches and where we got them. At which point we are like umm the bands store, lol!

• Water Ghoul
She came up to us and said she saw us from the stage! At which point Aether looks over and smiles and says he saw us!!! She said we looked good and said she felt like she was looking at herself. I asked her what it was like to be on the bus with a bunch of guy. She said as long as everyone is professional, everyone gets along. She had a really thick accent?! I thought she was American?!

• Earth Ghoul
He came out last and started with us for autographs. He said we looked awesome and then drew on my brothers hand with sharpie by accident. He’s tiny for sure, dressed like a stereotypical rockstar.

• Alpha Ghoul
OMFG!!! This man. So I met him second and he was awesome. All smiles and he seemed to enjoy meeting everyone. So first off he grabs my Grucifix and says that it’s a little bigger than his but that I looked really good and continued to compliment my outfit. He asked where we got the masks and thought they were really cool. I was surprised they were not aware they were being made. HERE’S THE KICKER… so I give him my mask to sign. I hand it to him upside and point to the other signatures… Alpha flips my mask over and signs the temple!! I was like ummm thanks smiling and HAPPY but trying to keep my perfectionism in check.

I guess looking back it makes a good story but now I have a freaking triangle on the side of my mask. IM STILL CONFLICTED!! &&& he took my sharpie as I’m walking up to the next Ghoul!!

• Papa
He comes up to us and compliments us on our outfit. He said he really liked it and thanked up for coming/dressing up. I was a total idiot and was like I saw you guys back in 2013 thinking to myself WTF are you saying, he doesn’t care, stop bragging. After that he was going to sign my vinyl with a black marker and I stopped him and I was I really want them all in silver. He just laughed and was like ok. I just felt like a stupid fan girl!! Ugh, he was so attractive with his hair slicked back and wearing a pea coat :)

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Wow. I’m floored. 

(None of you will probably read this and that’s totally fine! I get it, it’s a block of text, which looks like a pain in the ass.)

My first fic that I posted not even a month ago reached a number that I truly never thought I’d reach. I promise I’m really not trying to brag in the slightest and I’m so sorry if it comes off that way! (It’s really not my intent)

But I just wanted to take the time out and thank every single person who has read one of my fics. I don’t know what I did to deserve all of your feedback, but I’m so unbelievably grateful. Every single like, reblog, and comment is more appreciated than you’ll ever know and I can never thank you enough for reading my work.

Posting that first fic was so nerve-wracking, but I’m so glad I did it because it led me to all of you.

You’re all amazing and I’m such a lucky gal. I can’t wait to write more for you guys!

Much love. x

Originally posted by avivi

purpose-surfacing  asked:

All right so I saw Shawn tonight and I MET MATT and I got the FREAKING SETLIST IM SO HAPPY! (I'm also not trying to brag but you're someone who actually knows who Matt is)


do colleges care that im actively trying to learn three languages or is that just par for the course these days

like i cant write my essay abt that cause im writing it abt math so where tf am i gonna brag that i can read russian now