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i made my own personal kin playlist !  i’ve been fiddling with this playlist for literally months but i’m pretty sure i’m content now. it’s quite alot more folky than su playlists usually are but thats the kind of music i like 💛

i made the playlist on youtube if you wanna listen ówò 

ARE YOU SERIOUS? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?

I’m Right

Summary: There’s this boy who wears black, including a ring on the middle finger of his right hand, and he’s starting to grow tired because all his friends and family talk about is him meeting his soulmate. What they don’t know is that he’s never going to be able to love his soulmate like they want him to.

Warnings: Acephobia, arophobia, self-hate, alcohol, swearing. I think that’s it. Dan freaks out a lot. Generally quite a lot of angst. 

Word count: 5,285

Disclaimer: I’m ace, but I don’t know if I’m aro, so I’m not claiming this is how all aro/ace people feel. Fuck, I don’t feel like this at all, I’m pretty happy with my sexuality. I don’t really get angsty about it, I’m generally quite proud of how I identify. I just imagine that, seeing as our own society is already kinda shit when it comes to this,  in a universe like this soulmate!AU, being aroace would feel kinda shitty, so I exaggerated Dan’s emotions a lot, so uh, yeah. I hope you like it.

A/N: Very much inspired by this fic (warning: mentions of non-con) and this fic (i v much recommend both)

(And hey, just remember that I love you, no matter what your identity is. Nothing is wrong with you, aight? You’re a pretty cool person.)

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so my mom is a seventh grade special ed teacher and she was in health class with a kid and the class was doing power points on the different systems in the body. so this one girl does the respiratory system and in the last slide of the power point  was a picture of dan and phil from pinof 6 and she says “in conclusion, subscribe to amazingphil on youtube”

Every phanfiction ever
  • <p> <b>Dan:</b> im so popular<p/><b>Phil:</b> im a nerd and dan bullies me<p/><b>Dan:</b> ahahahahahah im bullying you phil<p/><b>Phil:</b> *starts crying*<p/><b>Dan:</b> *pities phil*<p/><b>Phil:</b> stop bullying me dan i h8 u<p/><b>Dan:</b> i realise my mistake<p/><b>Dan:</b> but i am too proud to admit it<p/><b>Dan:</b> so i dont apologise properly and just run away<p/><b>Phil:</b> i am relieved that the fuckboy is gone<p/><b>Phil:</b> but why do i feel empty without him bullying me<p/><b>Dan:</b> i have made an even bigger mistake<p/><b>Dan:</b> im in love with phil<p/><b>Dan:</b> thats why i bully him<p/><b>Dan:</b> bc i was too afraid to admit it<p/><b>Dan:</b> i have to get him back and tell him<p/><b>Dan:</b> phil im in love w u<p/><b>Phil:</b> *gets delighted*<p/><b>Phil:</b> so am i even though u hurt me<p/><b>Dan:</b> *is happy*<p/><b>Dan:</b> really? :)<p/><b>Phil:</b> yes really :)<p/><b>Dan:</b> can i kiss you? <p/><b>Phil:</b> yes you can <p/><b>Dan:</b> i love u phil<p/><b>Phil:</b> i love u too dan<p/></p>