im not sure if i like this one too much

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K-POP Legends (1/???) DONG BANG SHIN KI (동방신기, Rising Gods Of The East)

Formed by S.M. Entertainment in 2003, TVXQ began as a five-member boy band that  rose to international prominence in the late 2000s, after the group achieved critical acclaim in the Korean music industry for their best-selling albums “O”-Jung.Ban.Hap. (2006) and Mirotic (2008).  Selling over 10 million records in the first 10 years of their career, TVXQ have become one of Asia’s most successful music acts of their generation. They are often referred to as “Asia’s Stars” and the “Kings of K-pop" for their immense success and contributions to the Hallyu. According to the Oricon, TVXQ have the most number-one singles for a foreign artist, and is Japan’s best-selling foreign music act in CD singles of all time. Their Time Tour, one of the highest-grossing concert tours of 2013, is the highest-attended concert tour held by a foreign music act in Japan. With the tour, the duo became the first non-Japanese Asian artists to headline a nationwide five-Dome tour, and were the first foreign artists to perform in the Nissan Stadium. Billboard has described the group as "K-pop royalty”.

恋人といる時の雪って特別な気分に浸れて僕は好きです

I wanted to surprise doodle this for ma pal  @misterpoofofficial​ =u=)b

Writer things

- were street lamps invented in ww2????

- how much does an arm cost tho

- Everyone is nodded. All the heads are nodding in this conversation

- wait no it was raining wasn’t it *looks back ten pages* yeah okay why did i do that

- It’s still night right?

- It’s been night for like 30 years at this point

- what’s that guy’s name again? I should know this these are my babies

- I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this alive so figure it out kids

- *googles* how to travel across Europe during the middle ages

- effects of the bubonic plague???

- shoot, comas don’t work like I want them to. I need a convenient coma

- Everyone has the ability to quirk one eyebrow why is this

- how smart are rats

- I think they’ve sighed like 30 times now

- how do i describe what its like to run a mile I’ve never done that in my life

- Im sure its just like super hard

- No one cares about the weather stop

- i just wrote twenty pages in two hours why cant i do this in school

- everyone smirks too much but what else do i say its not a smile its too sad for that

- and now everyone is just ‘smiling sadly’.

- chuckled sounds like santa clause but laugh is too much but snickered is evil but giggled is too bubbly…

- what is the purpose of a rubber duck

- no, don’t make references this is a serious piece of literature

- “now if I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow”

- okay i need tea and music and oh wow look at that someone liked my tumblr post…

captaincremepuff  asked:

I've been too nervous to ask all day but?? if im still able to get a request i would honestly love to see adult max with mr honeynuts,,, idk i feel like he'd keep his bear until its literally broken apart (tbh preston would buy him a new one. it wouldnt be the same as the original but max would appreciate it)

Oh god I live for this.

Max highkey has re-stitched and patched up Mr. Honeynuts so much, he’s pretty sure he’s replaced all the original fabric and has made an entirely different bear. Preston probably went out and bought Max his second bear, Mr. Quaker-Oats, for a birthday as a joke, but Max genuinely loves it. 

He probably made a huge dramatic show out of throwing Mr. Quaker-Oats away in front of Preston, but in all actuality, he kept it and smuggled it into work with him and he uses it to vent his Retail Frustrations on his breaks. 

NCT maknae line reaction to their GF/BF kissing them while they’re in the middle of talking

MASTERLIST

Anon: nct maknae line reacting to u kissing them while theyre talking?  

I hope you like this :-) you can find the hyung line’s reaction here:

(this was a post scheduled for 01/02/17 so won’t be found of the masterlist yet. i’ll remove this message when it has been added :-)  )


Mark:

Originally posted by nctiful

He’d laugh nervously at your sudden confidence. He was used to seeing you all shy and quiet around him so this definitely come as a surprise to him. Usually with skinship or kissing, he wouldn’t get that blushy but if it was ever sudden or unexpected, he would turn so red and shy and basically be so cute


Renjun:

Originally posted by ithastobemoontaeil

He’d probably get a little annoyed and pouty. He thought what he was talking about was interested and engaging, so he’d take your interruption as an insult in a way. Pouting he’d say: “isn’t what I say good enough?” which would only make you laugh and go in to give him another quick peck to shut him up all over again.


Jeno:

Originally posted by haechannie

Jeno would find it absolutely adorable and would tell you to do it again. You would kissing him quickly, him giggling after each one. Eventually you’d get tired and bored, then he’d get pouty and say that you shouldn’t have done it in the first place, teasing you slightly. If ever arose the situation where you were the one talking too much, be sure that he’d do it to you too.


Haechan:

Originally posted by nctinfo

(THIS GIF HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REACTION BUT

IS THAT A SCOTTISH TERRIER DOG????? BC I HAVE ONE AND HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT AND IM SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF ok)

His face would drop suddenly, and he’d stare at you in utter shock. “You did not just do that”, he’d say lowly, shaking his head slowly. Standing up, he left the room and headed for the door, which made your face suddenly drop. You didn’t expect him to take it so seriously. You followed him through closely behind apologising and pouting, tears threatening to spill. He’d stop, turn around and then laugh saying that he was only joking. You obviously punched him hard in the chest for scaring you :-)


Jaemin:

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

Like Jeno, Jaemin would find it adorable and would beg you to do it again. You’d refuse cringing at his weird behaviour. Skin ship and kissing wouldn’t be a massive part of your relationship so him acting like that would confuse you. He’d resort to aegyo, smiling and cooing cutely at you until you finally gave in and pecked him again, making his laugh lightly.


Chenle:

Originally posted by yeowangs

This boy would start grinning so wide. It’d impossible to wipe that smile off his face for the rest of the day. The boys would ask him what was so great but he wouldn’t tell them and just shrug his shoulders. He thought you were just so cute and adorable and that the action would so cute too awe.


Jisung:

Originally posted by hoshighs

A gasp would escape his lips. He’d be very shy in your relationship so he would be shocked at your action. He smiled slightly, which made your heart jump slightly. Both of you would end up apologising at the same time which made you two blush again. There’d obviously be a short awkward silence until things got more comfortable and the conversation flowed again.

Donut’s probably dead.

Hope you feel better soon, friend~

[submission by @mercuryblacksleg]

sc  rRE A MS!!!!! OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU MY ENTIRE BODY IS CLEANSED & CURED!!!!

Dimension

hello…my name is samantha, i think. i am 4…maybe 16 and have self diagnosed myself with dimension. i wake up every morning forgetting who i am. yesterday my name was andy samburg, or so they tell me, but i’m pretty sure my name is sully. like the one from monsters inc or was it frozen? i cant remember. of course ariel is the main character of frozen so i dont know how i could get those mixed up. it’s just that all of studio ghibli movies look the same. anyways, this is my final call for help. because of my dimension…my brain has shriveled up…much like a raisin…or is it a grape…fruit? grapefruit???? i think i am too far gone. pls help. i fear the wurst…bratwurst…ha…im funny. or at least i think i am. i cant remember. lol anyways help! tips and advice are needed. reblog if u think having dementia is bad! whoops, i meant dimension.

unexpected things from s3 that still make me really really happy and smile: isak and sonja’s conversations, whether it was in the minutt for minutt clip or via their texts, all throughout episode 10.

“Panic Attacks” Finn Wolfhard (part 2)

Plot - Y/N struggles with panic attacks. Finn is the only one who knows

Pairing - Finn Wolfhard x Reader

“Are you nervous?” Finn asked me, his voice just a little louder than a whisper. We were in a van, heading to our first interview. “Yeah, a lot actually.” I whispered back. “It’ll be okay Y/N, you’re good at interviews.” He replied, a smirk on his face, as he quickly hugged me.

“Aw shit. I forgot my fake teeth.” we heard Gaten swear from the front seat. “Welp, back to being toothless for you.” Caleb laughed, all of us joining in. “Shut up.” Gaten laughed as well. “Jeez Caleb don’t be so rude!” Millie giggled. Light hearted banter continued from there on. I stayed quiet, too caught up in my thoughts. The only thing that was keeping me from completely freaking out was Finn. More specifically, his tight grip on my hand. I focused on his fingers intertwined with mine, and the way he was rubbing circles on my hand with his thumb.

“Y/N’s being awfully quiet.” Gaten stated, taking me out of my thoughts. “You doing okay?” he asked. “Yeah im fine, im just tired, Noah and I had to get up at 2am.” I replied, slightly smiling. “Yeah, it was shit, and I forgot to pack my carry on so I was late to picking her up.” Noah added. I squeezed Finn’s hand, feeling my nerves bubbling up again. He squeezed back, reassuring me that it was going to be fine.

We got to a set, a couch and a few chairs were on the left side and a single chair was on the right. We all took a seat, Finn making sure I was right next to him. We were on the couch in front, along with Millie, while Noah, Caleb and Gaten sat on the chairs in the back. The blonde interview came in and shaked all of our hands. Then the interview started.

The lady asked us a few questions, I didn’t answer any. My anxiety started to bubble up. Before a second thought I took Finn’s hand in mine, forgetting we were on camera. “You doing okay?” he whispered. “Ish.” I replied.

“Okay, if you were to use one word to describe season 2, what word would you choose?” The interviewer asked. “Different.” Millie responded. “Dangerous.” Caleb smiled. “Intense.” Finn answered. “Amazing.” Noah beamed. “Romantic” Gaten replied, wiggling his eyebrows. “Fun.” I mumbled a bit. Oh shit, could they hear me? “I’m sorry Y/N, I couldnt hear your answer.” The blonde lady said. Fuck, they couldn’t hear me. “I said fun, sorry.” I repeated, lowering my head, embarrassed. Thankfully, the interview was almost over.

“I’m so fucking stupid.” I kept mumbling to myself in the hallway. We were taking a quick bathroom break before the next interview, which was a whiles away. “Why are you stupid?” I heard Finn ask, as he sat next to me. “I just embarrassed myself, because I couldn’t say the word ‘fun’.” I snapped. “Hey, it’s okay, don’t worry about it. That interviewer was old, and probably has bad hearing, that’s all.” He reassured me, taking my hand in his once again. “Yeah, I guess you’re right, thanks.” I responded.

“Oh my god! Are you two dating?!” I heard Gaten shout, pointing at us holding hands. “Gaten, shut up, we’re not dating, no.” Finn replied, letting go of my hand. I felt my heart sink a bit. “Then why were you two holding hands?” He asked, a confused look on his face as he sat down next to me. “Uh, we, uh..” Finn stuttered. “We were comparing hand sizes.” I interjected. “What? Why?” Gaten chuckled. “Because I have really small hands.” I answered, putting my hand up and gesturing Finn to put his on mine. “See?” I said. “Holy shit! What the hell?” Gaten laughed, taking my hand and putting his up to it. “Wow! That’s so weird.” he laughed once again.

“Comparing hand sizes?” Finn whispered/laughed once we got back into the car. “It was all that I could think of! And he believed it.” I giggled back. “Yeah, true.” Finn mumbled. “I like how small your hands are.” He commented after a few seconds of silence. “Okay, uh, thanks?” I slightly chuckled, a little confused. “I mean, it fits with mine quite nicely. It’s the perfect size for my hand.” He explained, making me blush.

“Hey, hand me the aux cord.” I heard Noah say to David. He played ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go?’ by The Clash. “My god Noah.” Caleb shook his head. “C’mon, we love this song!” Noah laughed, singing along. Eventually all of us were singing with him.

The last interview was fine, nothing embarrassing happened which was good. Finn held my hand during it as well. “Hey, Y/N?” Finn asked, once we got back to the hotel room. “Yeah?” I replied. “How come you don’t want the others to know you have anxiety and get panic attacks?” He asked, making me stop what I was doing. “Because I don’t want them to know.” I answered, turning around to face him. “That’s not an answer and you know it. You won’t even tell your mom, the only reason I know is because you had one in front of me once.” He remarked. “Yeah and you never should’ve found out. It’s not something to go out and tell everyone all casual like ‘hey everybody! I suffer from this dumb mental illness called anxiety!’ it’s just hard to talk about, even with you.” I almost shouted. I could feel myself getting angry. “I’m not saying it’s something easy to talk about. It’s just, like you said, you are suffering. Maybe if you told someone like Millie or Noah as well-” “Finn, no. you are the only one who needs to know.” I interjected. “Ill tell them if and when im ready. But right now, it’s too much. Im taking a shower.” I mumbled, leaving the room and going into the bathroom.

After my shower, I had calmed down alot. “Hey Finn, I’m sorry I got mad.” I said, walking out of the bathroom. “It’s okay, i understand why. Want to watch a movie?” He asked “the T.V has netflix.” He added. “Sure, what are we watching?” I responded, taking a seat on his bed instead of mine.

I didn’t get much sleep. It was 3:30 and I was sat up in my bed, Finn soundly sleeping in the bed next to me. My mind was wandering again. I was thinking about our argument. ‘I shouldn’t have yelled’  I thought. ‘He’s probably so mad’ ‘I probably just ruined our friendship’ I kept thinking. The thought of losing Finn as a friend was enough for me to start silently crying. ‘He hates me.’ I kept repeating. Not being able to stop myself, I started pacing. The feeling of my heavy chest came back. Slowly it became heavier and heavier, until I couldn’t handle it. “FUCK!” I yelled, kicking the wall next to me, my crying became louder, I couldn’t breath. I fell to the ground. “Y/N? Are you okay?” I heard Finn question, his voice lower than normal, since he just woken up. “Oh god.” He mumbled, turning on the light and rushing over to me. “Y/N. Y/N, it’s okay i’m here now.” He whispered, rubbing my back. “I’m so sorry.” I cried, turning to hug him. “For what, sweetheart?” he asked, hugging me back. “I’m sorry I yelled at you.” I sobbed, my tears wetting his shirt. “Its okay, im not mad.” He whispered, helping me to my feet. “Let’s get back in bed, okay?” He asked. I slowly nodded in response as he brought me to his bed. I got on one side and he quicking got in on the other. Without another word, he pulled me closer to him, his arm around my waist and his other hand playing with my hair. I rested my head on his chest, my breathing still uneven and little tears still falling. I focused on his heartbeat, to distract myself.

Around half an hour later, I still couldn’t sleep. “Finn?” I whispered, moving my head so I could see him. “Finn, I cant sleep, im sorry.” I mumbled. I watched as his eyes slowly fluttered open. “Understandable.” He answered, making me laugh a bit. “Want to stay up and talk for a little?” He asked, moving a bit so we were sitting up. “Yeah.” I replied.

We talked about random shit until he asked a more serious question. “Y/N? Did you think I was mad at you because you yelled? Is that why you had the panic attack?” He asked, looking me in the eyes. “I thought I ruined our friendship, I thought I had lost you.” I admitted, ashamed. “Baby, I would never leave you. I’m here to stay, you’re my best friend.” He spoke, I could hear how sincere he was. “That’s what they all say.” I mumbled, rolling my eyes. “Y/N, look at me.” He demanded. I did, he rested his hand on my cheek. “I’m here to stay.” He repeated, before softly kissing my lips. “Finn.” I mumbled, a stupid grin plastered on both of our faces. “Y/N” He mumbled before connecting our lips again.

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Masterlist

anonymous asked:

I have a really hard time supporting my straight girl friends’ relationships or when they even start to get involved with a guy and like it’s so bad we’ll argue cause they always say I “don’t like any guys they’re with” and it’s such a problem like is it just me being too gay? Or am I just a possessive friend ? Or maybe it’s both idek but help

so. i dont know or the specifics of your situation but.

straight girls often settle for really shitty men in general bc heterosexual men are Bad in general. I have had major issues with pretty much all of my straight friend’s boyfriends except one (who i have never met so mind u im not even sure if i have issues with him yet) and told most of them my problems with their boyfriends and most of the time they (unsurprisingly) defended their men the same way raccoons defend their trash

i would say you might be a possessive friend, but being gay gives you a very important outside perspective to heterosexual relationships that your friends probably refuse to admit is there. Since you are removed from heterosexual dynamics in your relationships, expectations, and life in general, its easy for you to see heterosexual bullshit. as a result, its easier for you to identify when men are shitty.

your straight friends, on the other hand, probably have regularly low heterosexual standards. he might be kinda racist and sexist, but he respects her and cares about her. maybe hes homophobic and xenophobic, but he didnt vote for trump and hes cute. maybe hes kind of an asshole, but “deep down he’s a really nice guy!!!!” you know how straight girls are. they will defend shitty men until the ends of the earth for ridiculous reasons.

so in reality, you probably bring up valid criticisms of these men, your friends just refuse to believe them. one of my high school best friends boyfriend called me a “femenazi” but she justified it because “he just doesnt understand.” unsurprisingly to me but earth-shattering for her, he turned out to be (and had been the entire time, she just didnt listen to me) a really shitty person with lots of other characters flaws that made the relationship not worth it. it took her like seven months to break up with him despite the fact that i told her she cant really justify dating a man who calls women he disagrees with “femenazis.”

and while being right is satisfying, its also frustrating that your friends dont listen to you. and while its bad advice for me to tell you to lie in the sense that lying to your friends isnt a good thing to do, sometimes it isnt the best idea to roast their boyfriends, no matter how badly their boyfriends need to be roasted.

in general, i would say you probably arent being ridiculous, you probably just dont have the same heterosexual low standards straight women do, and you can actually see how shitty these men are. that being said, i would say its probably best to keep your disapproval mostly to yourself unless you actually think its going to help your friends. dont, like, lie and say hes awesome, just maybe tone it down unless you think she wants to break up with him.

thank u so much for one k !!!!! omigoodness !!

tumblr truly has a lovely community full of wonderful people and i could not have expected so many of them to like my blog this fast, but i sure am glad ! i have made so many pals here from phandom events like secret santa n meetups as well as the lovely @phleurnet (even tho we r all furries) and the Super Cool @cooldnp net, and other friends too. also the @peachykeenphannies and @thecaltphanniesnet !! thank u all for talking to me ab everything from dnp to school to art to books, and supporting me n my blog. this blog has grown so much in the past few months ?? i remember last september when i had, what, forty followers when i was quaintlylester ??? im??? i remember when one of my all time fav blogs followed me in january and i almost cried, in shock of being noticed ! thank u for being such an exquisite bunch and although the phandom can be problematic it’s so amazing and on fire (sorri) in the end. here is a list of my beautiful mutuals and sorry for my blabbering !

few notes beforehand:

  • i follow through @crocusbees
  • it’s mostly dnp/partially dnp blogs so sorry if u are a dif type of blog n we are mutuals :’( i still love u a lot :’(
  • if u have a dnp sideblog i put that instead of main
  • if i tagged u n u don’t follow me feel free to whack me with a baguette
  • if we r dnp mutuals and i did not tag u feel free to whack me with several baked goods in addition to the baguette
  • sorry this is so long i wanted to include as many honeybuns as possible !

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@acephan @amazingmegara @articulatehowell @astronautdan @athenasarrow @avengphil @blackparadehowell @bloomingphil @bloomhowell @boncasphan @bonjr @bookishlester @botanistlester @brightphil @byedan @buzzinuu @calmlester @dangelical @cappuchinophil @cloverphan @cluelesslester @colorlester @colormephan @curlydans @creatiivity @daintilydan @daintyhowell @dandromedas @danffodils @danielbear @danikiforov @danopoly @dangelical @danhowlite @dantea @dantichrist @dantithesis @dantlers @dan-kendonuts @dawniel @dclarks @dearlylester @desolatehowell @devilester @dimpledork @dimplydan @dnpbake @dogdnp @doinganap @earlgreyphil @earnestnebulae @ephemeral-dan @eli-howlter @energeticwarrior @eucalyptusdan

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@forphil @fuckinlester @flowerphilled @florallylester @flusteredhowell @fringecheck @fringegaps @fringelust @fuqboihowell @furryphil @goddesslester @golddustphan @goldheartedphil @glasshowell @gloaminghowell @glomplester @glowinghowell @gravityphil @hazyphil @heathenshowell @heckdan @helloointernet @hobbithair @homesicklester @howell-antics @httpsdaniel @httphilip @huphilpuffs @hydratedhowell @imlovephil @iridescentlester @illogicaldan @ivorylester @killerfringee

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@latte-howell @lawsofbiology @lifeissadphanisgood @lillelester @lithophany @litraleehowell @little-lester @macaronidan @mangophil @milkcherriesandcereal @nasahowell @nephiliim @nonbinary-lester @mmixhowell @monetlester @moosehat @novocainehowell @occlumencylester @oops-phan @orbitingphan @orchidan @outerspacehowlters @pansexualphil @paradisedan @phanamored @phandyfloss @phanhallows @phanperra @phantasticallylester @phasteledits @philester @philestial @phillester @philledwithlove @philledwithpuns @philledwithstars @philliester @philling-trashy @philmings @philop @philpov @phtl @planethowell @plantpotphil @plesty @plntphil @pugjumper @purepastelphan

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@rhapsodichowell @rosegoldjh @roseslester @rosemarydan @rosettelester @roseyboys @royaltydan @sadistdan @saltwaterphil @serenehowell @skyphil @snow-phan @snugglyhowell @softandneat @softestdanny @softrosehowell @sorcererphil @sparklephil @spiritedawaydjh @starhowell @starlesshowell @starmadephan @starrydans @starrylester @strhwll @stylishphil @sugardanny @sunflowerphilip @sunshinehowell @sweetpeachlester @syngestreet @tealeaveslester @teddy-dan @theaterdan @thewirrowpainting @theylikeboys @thisguydan treasurelester

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@vloggery @vyou @wavydanrises @wittyhowell @woodland-lester @writerdan @yiffdan

to EVERYONE who follows me or has reblogged one of my posts: thenks fur my lyfe i l y !!!!!!

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i was bored last night so i decided to make some valentines day cards with the mystic messenger characters (*^ω^*)
lol i hope all of you enjoy them as much as i did making them 💒
some of the sayings may be lame cause of my lack of creativity but you get what im trying to do here :3

like/reblog if you plan on using!
{make sure to also credit me lolz}

((ps: i messed up my watermark on the yoosung one but i was too lazy to fix it oops))

Pentagon When You Know Alot Of Male Idols.

Jinho: “wow she’s really close with sf9 isn’t she..”
Innocent smiles but actually planning everyones death. 

Originally posted by pyuupa

Hui: Probably respects that you know other idols and is cool but as soon as he sees skin ship, even a slight bit, you might have shorten his life span by a few years. If another idol tries to hug you, hui will step in front of you to accept the hug instead. “HAHA HELLO”

Originally posted by justhuiling

Hongseok: lectures you. “Where are all your girl idol friends. Why do you know many male idols. Heres are the numbers of some girl idols I know. Befriend them.”

You: and why do you know so many girl idols?
Him: ..(clears throat) its not about me rn. Its about you.

Originally posted by madtwn

Edawn:“Ok Im friends With Hyuna but you don’t see me hanging out with her.” Just don’t go out hanging with them all the time or he will get clingy.

You: I have to go say hi.

Him: (Holds on to you)Nope.

Originally posted by jjaebs

Yeo-one: “I’m sure you are all friends but just know Im the only man you need in your life sugarplum.” Every time he gets jealous, his skin-ship activity increases. Sexual activity increases too.

Originally posted by changgeu

Shinwon: “That Rowoon guy is giving me all the wrong vibes..” Tells this and more to you. “Look at the way he’s eating his fries. He’s definitely up to something.” 

You: “You say this to every single male idol friend I have.”

Him: “Fine alright then.”

Originally posted by won-an

Yanan: “babe.. BABE! BABE! BABEY!” Calls out to you from afar in the beginning when he saw you chilling with sf9 members backstage when him and his group were there too but arriving late so you didn’t know. He ends up yelling until you turn your head out of shock. Yells from afar “YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HERE, WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO OTHER GUYS.”

You: *runs over* we are doing a show with them!Go and say hi!

Him:

Yuto: sad puppy. speaks to himself while watching you from afar, whining to himself. “oh my god, she knows all the members? Nande..oh my god they’re laughing. What are they laughing about.” One day comes up to sf9 when your not there like “Hello. Im s/o’s Japanese boyfriend, yuto. I come from Japan. Uh what were you guys talking about last week that made you laugh so much.“ 

Originally posted by changgeu

Kino: Introduces himself to everyone of your male idol friends right away even when your not there. Makes sure he tells everyone that he is your boyfriend and how much in love you two are.

“Hello.”

Originally posted by kinoed

Wooseok: “Can I hang out with you all too?” Never lets you hang out with male idols alone. At music programs, he will always stand next to you. Casually breaks into a conversation with a smile. “What are you guys talking about?”

Originally posted by justhuiling

the other day i watched the lego batman movie in theater with my mom and my little brother and at the part where the one lady was like “do u want him to kneel at ur feet” and joker was like “yea id like that very much” or whatever i said “im sure you would” and i guess i said it too loud bc i heard the guy behind me start laughing.

also, me and my mom talked about how gay batman and joker are in the car 

Writer’s block can choke

11.18.17 // mm im not sure why im posting a ¾ finished spread but?? i need to print out more pics for my journal but i have  n o  t i m e  /crying/ ive been so unfocused bc of personal issues lately and i just,,, wish trivial things didn’t affect me so much?? like i tend to give off disinterested & cold vibes when really i actually care a lot and im cold bc i don’t know how to deal with warmth. anyways, this week’s spread features one of my fave colors & lots of iwaoi (+ me being too lazy to write out ‘november’)!!

ig: bionctes

Meet the Son- Sidney Crosby

Originally posted by laurastacey

Ok so I think I like how this one turned out, so I really hope you guys like it too! And… I have nothing else to say… So enjoy!

Warning: one inappropriate line about sex

Anon Request: Im so happy you write so much I love your imagines! Can I request one with sid where you have a teenage son from a previous relationship and maybe he meets sid for the first time or something?

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              You were super nervous.

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OK @darthluminescent , it’s not  Anakin “oh my god I have a cold and I’m probably dying now” Skywalker, but it is more Texts From Anakin. ;) 

Anakin: [text] SNIPS
Ahsoka: omggggg WHAT IS IT NOW MASTER it is 1 am 
Anakin: im just worried what if he doesnt like the chocolate cake 
Ahsoka: you SAID he likes chocolate cake. i have seen him eat chocolate cake. it’s FINE. i’m going to bed now, Master. Please do the same. I’m putting my phone on silent. Goodnight!!

Anakin: pls say u r awake 
Padme: I have an early Senate meeting tomorrow. I care about you, but if this is about that birthday cake again, I am going to have to block your number. 
Padme: Was it about the birthday cake?
Anakin: no but now im not gonna tell u 
Padme: goodnight Ani. I am sure he will like everything you’ve planned. 💕

Anakin: look I am just really really worried about all of this bc it has to be perfect and is that one photo of me i put in his card too much? like i know i look hot but this is a man who gets embarrassed when people kiss on the holonet 
Mace Windu: wrong number skywalker
Mace Windu: and if you ever text me at 2 am again with this ridiculous bullshit i will bust you back down to initiate again 
Anakin: shit sorry 

Anakin: OK no one else is awake so i need ur help: i bought 17 kinds of tea for obiwans birthday do u think that is enough???
Quinlan Vos: Skywalker, the man got a rock for his birthday once, OK? u need to RELAX. He owns like 2 pairs of pants and he’s eaten the exact same breakfast every day for 35+ years. 17 kinds of tea is going to be like Space Mardi Gras for him. Plus he’s gonna be getting it from your pretty self. 
Quinlan Vos: Getting the tea from you, I mean. Of course.
Quinlan Vos: 😏
Anakin: omg why did i seek ur counsel 
Quinlan Vos: hey I’m just a fan 

how to make The Chosen One choose YOU: flirting, baz pitch style

(honestly im basically shitposting at this point, but i just love carry on so much. leave me be)

CUSTOMER REVIEWS: 

“I like this better than fighting,”  - Simon Snow (The Chosen One) 

  • threaten him with a viking’s funeral
  • (“do you know what that is, snow? A flaming pyre, set adrift on the sea. We could do yours in blackpool, so all your chavvy Normal friends can come,”)
  • make him cry, then drop your handkerchief sarcastically on his bed
  • call him a disgrace to magic
  • make sure it’s first thing in the morning, too, for added effect
  • turn on the charm. Woo him with your best lines
  • example, (what if I took your magic, cast it against you, and settled baz versus simon once and for all?)
  • don’t just rely on words. Act on your feelings too
  • example, push him down a flight of stairs, attempt to feed him to a chimera, etc.
  • cavort with his gf in the woods
  • bonus points if he sees it (hell, hold her hands too while you’re at it)
  • cant accept your own feelings? Conspire with your aunt to take him down
  • no chosen one, no problem
  • hopeless love? Have a backup plan
  • example: marry his ex and find a thousand different men who look like him and break each of their hearts a different way
  • just try to be honest with your feelings. Tell him you want him by your side
  • (“what if I accidentally Turned you? Then i’d be stuck with your pious face forever,”)
  • oh baz. Im swooning
  • invite him to your victorian mansion for christmas under the guise of “truce”
  • first date ideas!
  • – bring him to the british museum, steal a few books, take a walk around the park and find a place where he can eat curry while you read your stolen goods
  • dont forget to be a good conversationalist
  • (“you should eat something,”)
  • (“piss off,”)
  • confused? Lost? Failed at something important?
  • Hell, set a few trees on fire and wait for the flames to consume you
  • bonus points if you’re flammable
  • (hint! Hint! This is a good chance for a >>>KISS<<<!!!)
  • if you do it right, HE’LL kiss YOU
  • sulk and stomp away if he doesnt pull you into his arms and say “good morning, darling” when he opens his eyes first thing in the morning
  • respond to his feelings properly
  • (“you slept in my arms,”)
  • (“fitfully”)
  • accept him for who he is
  • found out your bf literally couldn’t be a bigger mess/supervillian/insiduous humdrum?
  • Kiss him, anyway (because you match)
  • (“i’m not the humdrum! But why does thinking so make you want to kiss me?”)
  • (“Everything makes me want to kiss you”)
  • seriously, I was swooning when I got to this part. Like. Seriously. Swooning. (I think I was crying a little too)

cute nicknames:

  • you courageous fuck
  • you absolute nightmare
  • love

say I love you. like, a lot 

  • I was eleven years old, and I’d lost my mother, and my soul, and the crucible gave me you
  • You were the centre of my universe. Everything else spun around you
  • looking at you was like looking directly into the sun
  • I choose you

BONUS: HE WAS PRACTICALLY PROPOSING OKAY

  • who needs magic? I’m going to turn you into a vampire and make you live with me forever

no, no im not crying. i just have a bit of snowbaz in my eye