im not saying it was aliens

Paladins at the beach
  • Hunk: * chilling in the shallow waters * This is great. So relaxing and not a single alien to ruin it.
  • Lance: IM AN ALIEN AND IM GONNA RUIN YOUR FUN! * squirts Hunk with watergun*
  • Pidge: Lance, stop harassing people!
  • Lance: I'm not!
  • Keith: Let Hunk relax, Lance.
  • Lance: Pfft. You guys are buzz kills.
  • Keith: * rolls his eyes *
  • Shiro: Hey, Keith.. Can you put sunscreen on my back?
  • Keith: Sure... * smiles *
  • Keith's mind: 404 KEITH NOT FOUND

what she says: im fine
what she means: homestuck is basically one of the most influential pieces of literature of the 21st century and tells an epic story with gods and aliens and space and ghosts all while using relevant down to earth concepts like talking with your friends online and should probably be put up for serious discussion. hussie is a fucking great writer who makes his characters so relatable they seem like real people, its not like they have one set personality trait like “bold” or “nice” they have a basic way they act but sometimes contradict it, sometimes they act like how they want to be seen as but arent like that at all like real people do and even classics like the odyssey have less character depth than this webcomic about teens

I jumped on board the mermaid au but i made it shance kek 

This au has lance being an alien mermaid(man??) who was taken from his home and put into an exotic creatures exhibit (so basically a zoo) >>

So for the time being Voltron is formed (allura pilots the blue lion for the time being, but blue is constantly telling her she wants “her pilot” whatever that means) and during a mission to free the aliens and creatures in the zoo Shiro comes across Lance’s display, and lance is all like “ Heeeeey look at this nice piece of meat i like this…whatever this is” and shiro’s like “Hot damn this dude is cute shit”

so shiro pushes the gay thoughts aside and comes in like “Im a paladin of voltron here to save you!! …..how do i get you out….” 

lets just say it ends up with shiro busting the glass open and getting completely soaked ^^’ 

Anyways Lance is just like “My hero~ Please get me out of here now “


Sooo yea By then all the aliens are free’d and shiro comes back to the castle-ship with lance still in his arms cause of course he’s gonna make the MERMAID FUCKING WALK and then introduces him to everyone and whoops blue screams at allura like “THATS MY PILOT GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE”

and thats as far as i got >< I still have alot of shit i wanna do for this au ^ 3^ feel free to send me idea kek i love drawing mermaid lance and like im just super gay for shance anyway lelelelel

what your favorite apocalypse says about you
  • zombie: you think 5 year old memes repurposed by wine moms on facebook are the height of internet comedy
  • nuclear: i know new vegas was better than fallout 4 but will you fucking shut up about it already
  • virus: nothing you say will convince me you aren't a supervillain
  • alien: all of your youtube recommended vids are about reptilians
  • cthulhu: you arent as smart and unique as you think you are
  • biblical: either you were raised in the church or you watched supernatural and want to fuck the four horsemen
  • the inevitable heat death of the universe: tone it down a bit edgelord

Hello! My name is Ry and yes, I am new to the studyblr world :>

so to start this cringe worthy introduction of mine, I’m going to describe myself! yay! (damn that cringe)

1. I am 14 years old

2. I am a sophomore student here in the Philippines

3. I am a Filipino 

4. I have brown eyes (lol)

5. I like anything that is pink

6. I’m that hyperactive, nerdy-ass stick who reads tons of books and just freaks out because of anime and just fangirl and well you know etc etc

7. I’ve been scrolling through studyblr content since july last year!!

8. here are some of my favorite studyblr accounts :

@nag-aaral @burgundycafe @studywithinspo @studyign @katsdesk @emmastudies @elkstudies @tbhstudying @eintsein @apricot-studies @the-girlygeek @hayley-studies @study-for-the-win


so yessss hopefully I’ll have a nice studyblr journey! and hopefully, I’ll be able to meet new studyblr friends!! 


:>


could you imagine kara, being the little shit she is, changing alex’s ringtone to the kim possible ringtone. y’know the one im talkin about. and alex picks up and unbeknownst says “what’s the sitch?” and then kara just fucking loses it

“we need to g- what’s so funny?”

and kara at this point is wheezing, “i can’t believe you did the thing!”

“kara, now is not the time, there are aliens terrorizing the city!”

“CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME!!”

Adhd is not always genius level white boys whith tons of energy and fast reflexes
Sometimes it’s
Executive dysfunction so bad you couldnt shower for over a week
Or
A queer kid who thinks they’re broken because they dont fit the narritive.
Adhd is not always a gift in disguise, it can be debilitating
and alienating
and self esteem crushing.
How many times have you heard the phrase
“Not working to your full potential”?
Listen, im sorry if i didnt do my homework, but i didnt eat dinner until 11pm because i couldnt find the motivation to make anything.
I once repeatedly put off and forgot sending a thank you email to someone i had interviewed for a month.
It took me 3 weeks to make myself write a short essay, but once i did it, it took an hour. I got a 94% on the rubric, but failed because it was so late.
I have dealt with years of working through the voice in my head saying
Im lazy im lazy im lazy im bad im dirty im useless ill never amount to anything
Years of fear that i wont be able to survive on my own, that i’ll be too late and too disorganized and unmotivated.
I had to teach myself that motivation and productivity dp not define my worth. That being “lazy” doesnt make me less of a human being.
So sorry if your quirky hyper white boy narrative doesnt do it for me.

you know what!! im tired of lance whose only connection to latinx culture is saying dios mio every 3 sentences

  • give me lance who’s terrified that he’s going to forget spanish so he talks to himself in spanish all the time god knows if i was stuck in space with two aliens and a bunch of gringos i’d be scared of it too
  • give me lance who sings in spanish to himself all the time, when he’s falling asleep, when he’s piloting, when he’s wandering around the castle, when he’s serving himself some food goo, whether it’s mainstream pop or childhood lullabies
  • lance who curses loudly in spanish when he stubs his toe
  • lance who, yes, occasionally gets tired of the Gringos™
  • lance putting on mini versions of his holidays in the castle of lions and talking everyone through the celebration
  • lance who draws his country’s flag, writes down his country’s national anthem because he doesn’t want to forget them
  • lance who sees flowers that remind him of home and picks them and tries to keep them alive as long as possible
  • lance who craves food from his homeland but no one knows how to make it
  • give me lance with a significant tie to his culture that isn’t just for exotification or sexualization of latinx culture

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: i still not over the fact that lena luthor celebrated thanksgiving alone and single–handedly saved the city from an alien mass murder, but the writers didn’t think it’s important that we see someone hug, or just simply thank her??? she literally brought down cadmus all by herself and called the police upon her own mother??? yet nobody cares?? nobody is there for her after something like that ??? yet the writers thought it’s more important to see mon-el sleeping 292193 times than a freaking ‘thank you, lena, you are truly a hero’ scene ??? makes u think…. 🙃🙃

there ARE JUST,,, SO MANY POTENTIAL IRONPANTHER FICS THO LIKE:

Fake married ironpanther, including the absolute reach to justify this (im guessing aliens mistake them for being married somehow and they need good trade w/ the aliens so tchalla and Tony go along with it) well as the inevitable MUTUAL PINING

Tony directing potential suitors away f rom tchalla which he justifies to himself by saying that tchalla is still super green when it comes to international relations (sure Tony)

The inevitable sex pollen fic (Wakanda’s science division has been fucking around again)

Angst fic where Tony discovers tchalla hiding the ex-vengers away (admittedly I’ve mentioned this before but you get it twice aren’t you all lucky)

tchalla and Tony trying to matchmake shuri and rhodey and in the process become closer themselves

A fic set in either a D/s or an A/B/O universe where everyone warns tchalla about how wild and how shitty a sub/omega tony is, definitely bad news 0/10 would not recommend dating/mating and tchalla is like lol ok sure

We’re doing p well on the soulmate trope actually good job everyone

T'challa as the dude no one knows is royalty, trying to get w/ teacher tony but having difficulties because Tony’s students are too possessive of him and keep interrupting his flirting

Ironpanther basically being the mum and dad of the new-vengers

Possibly related to that, T'challa being a petty dick to the ex-vengers, making super passive aggressive comments to them like “tony is just so affectionate with the team, he’s always hugging us and kissing us and touching us. what’s that? he never did that with you guys? huh, weird. it’s almost as if he likes us more than he ever liked any of you.”

or maybe he tries being petty but ends up just being angry like “oh look what Tony made me the other day, a one of a kind weapon that does something amazing. …Tony made you something like this as well? …and you still treated him the way you did? jfc you’re all MORONS”

Tony getting hurt somehow and accidentally reveals his feelings (your choice on whether he says it because he thinks he’s gonna die or because he’s so out of it he’s not filtering his words)

T'challa thinking Harley is Tony’s son so he hangs out with him in order to better know his future son (Harley is very amused by this)

Oblivious Tony completely misunderstanding t'challas flirting

Thor and Bruce coming back to chill with Tony and tchalla getting a bit jealous of their interactions with Tony, especially bruce

Related, hulk challenging T'challa to a fight so tchalla can prove to hulk he’s worthy of his tin man.

Thor also challenging tchalla because he feels guilty about how things went down between him and Tony (I mean the choking scene), and also feels like things might not have gotten to the stage they did during civil war if he had been around to help, so he wants to make it up to Tony (Tony: SO YOU DECIDED TO FIGHT HIM??? Thor: I had to make sure he deserved you!)

Tony getting annoyed at them fighting tchalla for his honour but instead of making them stop he decides to fight the Dora milaje. Why? Because its 2 in the morning and Tony challenging every single Dora milaje to a fight at once is making me laugh (Tony: I need to prove myself! Tchalla: THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO PROVE YOURSELF THEN DYING YOU HAVE OTHER OPTIONS HERE)

honestly tho i just can’t wait for ironpanther to become so popular that we get all the cliche fics im so ready for them give them to me!!!

Why the bathroom scene was important

Regardless of what Pidge’s canon gender is, they have anxiety about the bathroom. Even on an alien planet, where for whatever reason they have gender segregated bathrooms, they have anxiety about which one to use. We see Keith later coming out of a bathroom like eh whatever who cares who this bathroom is for I’m gonna use it, but Pidge is specifically like “Guess I’m gonna hold it” which is so so so relatable to so many non-cis people (and people who have anxiety about public bathrooms for whatever other reason).

There is so much crap going around right now about trans people and bathrooms, and I think it’s great that this show has shown how ridiculous it is, and gives people (especially kids!) someone to look at and think “just let Pidge pee!” in a way that will hopefully carry over to people irl

  • Alec Ryder: Scott, greet the nice Angara. His name is Jaal. Remember your manners. This is a new alien species so be careful. Xenostudies and all that. Language can be delicate. Don't fuck up is what I'm saying.
  • Scott, loudly, voice cracking, probably crying: HoLY ShIt YOU'RE REALLY AtTrAcTIVE?? I MEAN-
  • Alec, softly: dont

its 3 am im thinking abt if seungbae was the one who actually saved bum in the military im still stuck on this 

koogi always draws seungbae with a smaller(ish) nose like this but the bags under the eyes is very sangwoo, the eyebrows arent exactly seungbae but not sangwoo either; its interesting that we’re introduced to seungbae immediately after this flashback and he “?…” when he sees bum and questions him at sangwoo’s home but his partner doesnt give it a second thought, maybe im reaching w that one though

Seriously tho, where was the ending scene of supergirl going to thank Lena for saving all the aliens??? I needed her to go say “hey sorry for hurting your feelings before, I really do believe in you. Thank you fir saving everyone, you truly are a genius” and then Lena will be all humble like “oh well it was nothing, just what a decent person would do. And im sorry for snapping at you before, obviously you were right about my mother. I was just upset, you know as much as I hate my mother, I still didn’t want to believe it.” And then they hug and forgive eachother and live happily ever after please and thanks

Tome Headcanons

Surprise!! tome is the love of my life now and id die for her

  • probably shops at hot topic
    • all of her shirts have shitty slogans on them
      • ‘bigfoot: ultimate hide and seek champion’ is one. ‘just give me some space’ with little alien head between every word is another. there’s another that just says ‘BEES’ in all caps and???? what
    • wears a lot of big hoodies that make her look like some blob with no discernible shape just how she likes it
  • when with people she doesnt know that well and strangers she just constantly looks like she’s glaring
    • if a stranger makes eye contact she stares them down until they look away
  • “sorry mob, I know we were going to look for telepaths today but shit just went down in The Last of Us and you’re coming to my house instead to watch me deal pixelated damage to these stupid NPCs. Bring some tissues its going to be a wild ride and one of us will definitely cry.”
  • when she first meets someone, her first instinct is to hate them
    • oh, that guy she met literally an hour ago? nope, Tome doesn’t like him. He’s too shifty eyed and leans on things too much. Tome thinks he’s hiding something
      • takes her a bit to warm up to someone, but when she does they’re never getting rid of her
  • is that one person that knows random facts that are hella irrelevant but will make u stare at a wall and question the world for a bit
    • “hey, did you know that Canada once had, like, a prime minister or whatever who would hold seances and use a Ouija board and a crystal ball to talk to his dead mother? Bruh this fucker tried to talk to his damn dogs. these ghosts influenced how a damn country was run. Anyways what were we talking about?”
  • when she talks, its 60% motion and wild gestures
    • she doesnt just talk with her hands. She shrugs a lot, rolls her head, makes faces, wiggle her hips, the whole works.
      • when she’s tell a story or something that once happened to her, she’ll fuckin jump up and reenact parts of it. It’s hilarious
  • very good at telling stories.
    • she always ends up in stupid situations so she has a lot of stories to tell
  • only hangs out with Mob and kind of avoids his friend group
    • When she met Ritsu, he kept staring at her funny. Tome realized it was because of the lochness monster on her shirt. He told her that all those cryptids were just stupid people messing with everyone.
      • mob had to hold her back from tearing him apart
    • the only time she met Shou, he laughed at her, said ‘you can’t read minds? that’s tele-pathetic!’ then disappeared.
      • He was never seen again, but Tome is ok with that
    • Teru…. she has Opinions on his character
      • “C’mon, he seems kinda….. weird. Like the popular asshats in our school who think theyre too good for everyone. Don’t you think so mob?” “…but Hanazawa-kun is very nice.” “but i swear he seems kinda… slimy? like an eel.” “Oh, he’s not slimy! his skin is actually very soft.” “No, that’s not–wait.” “especially his hands. I think he moisturizes.”
  •  “No, no, Mob–yes, I know it’s like ten at night and its cold and dark out but you don’t understand. I swear to every deity hovering above the solar system or whatever, I saw weird lights over the city. I swear to every god up there theyre aliens and theyre close. Meet me in the park two blocks from your house. And bring a flashlight and maybe some snacks. OOohh you’re mom made gingersnaps recently? nice…. yes of course you should bring them cmon.”
  • whenever someone asks how her day is going/how she is, she responds with a scoff and says “gay…. obviously.”
  • her room is full of posters of bands, cryptids, and cats
  • challenges people to fight way too often for someone her size
    • “Do you want to fucking go?” she says as she struggles to push open a door
  • seems to have no shame?
    • she’ll say shit that would embarrass other people with this fierce certainty, like she’s challenging you to make a jab at what she said
  • This girl? giggling? oh no oh no
    • when she laughs, she laughs
      • full body shaking, echoing snorts, chuckling that ends with wheezing, tears streaming down her cheeks
  • She’s just a very loud character in general
    • whispering really isnt her thing
      • neither is getting embarrassed, feeling ashamed, or anything of the sort
        • “hey, if they have a problem with something I do or say, that’s not my problem. It’s there’s. Why should I worry about what other people think of me anyways? now get out of my way i gotta fight the elite four and take my rightful place as the fucking pokemon master.”

oh man i just realize i can apply every alien au premise to like supercorp and-

  • alien just landed in my backyard and wants to be taken to meet the president but the president is really far away so road trip
  • confused alien anthropologist does not get humans at all
  • alien abduction for science purposes but oops fell in love with the human
  • accidental alien abduction and oh shit to do let me crazy anti-human aunt know i smuggled you on board. 
  • area 51??? you’re the alien my mom captured and i’m supposed to hate you but
  • twilight but like with aliens ( “i know what you are?” “say it.” “an alien.” )
  • alien apocalypse when they take over the planet and oops haha what no im not an alien spy that would be weird, viva the resistance 
  • roswell???
  • stitch au???