im not saying anything but still

IM

HOW SO SOON??? HOW??? WHAT????

Uh yeah, I’m shook to the bone and blown away like???? I was at 100 like a week and a half ago???? Wow????

As we are still celebrating 100 followers, I won’t do anything I’m also drowning in schoolwork and it’s killing me rip so I’m just going to say a huge thank you to all of my followers! You have no idea how happy this makes me. I love every one of you, so please remember that!

Also, I apologize for not putting out a lot of Matchups or any headcanons today. Like I mentioned before, I’m playing a major game of catchup in school so I’m trying to balance this blog and that and my personal life. It’s hard, but I’m making it, so don’t worry. I’ll try to get some more out over the weekend, though Saturday night won’t be nearly as productive as I have a parade that night in Chicago. Once again, thank you all sososososo much for this!! I’m going to sleep now, so have a good day/night! 💜

“Do you remember when we were both sixteen?

You had that shallow heart and I had those big dreams.

And I’d do anything that you would ask from me.

I would blow my brains out, just for you.

And Honestly to tell you the truth,

I’d still blow my brains out, just for you.”

im not anti-self dx per say but when i see 14 year olds on here diagnosing themselves with 3 personality disorders it’s really hard to be supportive since their personalities are still developing and therefore will change as they mature and get older. also, the mental health community on here isn’t so healthy at times. often times i see people shutting down others for simply giving advice on how to feel better/what you can do to help yourself…this is especially toxic for impressionable young people who will take anything they see and form the same beliefs. this goes for diagnosing yourself as well; by saying there is no way to see a doctor because of the bias of mental health professionals, costs, etc. you are essentially telling young people to not even try to reach out. although i do understand where many people are coming from when they talk about the flaws in the mental health system it is still best to reach out if/when you can…that being said once again i’m not completely anti-self dx but i do believe it is not completely necessary. professionals give diagnosis to help them figure out what meds/treatment can help and unless you are using your diagnosis to help yourself it really is useless.

what if we just stole NO cars and took the bus

hey guys i’m seeing the lance last name discourse popping up again and i urge you guys to remember that poc with white sounding names and mixed people exist. regardless if you want him with a latinx/hispanic last name or use mcclain or whatever, he’s still 100% Cuban no matter what. i understand the want for a hispanic/latinx last name, seriously, but please remember this and that even with a ‘white sounding name’ he’s not being white washed. this doesn’t mean that you can’t want a latinx/hispanic last name, just keep this in mind when you’re explaining why you want it and don’t throw other poc under the bus please.

gringxs can rb this but don’t add commentary please this is a latinx issue tbqh.

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Receipt #21 as to how Emily Fields is always a step behind everyone else. 

All the other liars have had flashbacks to show the audience a glimpse of what they’ve dealt with during the five year time jump. Aria has hooked up with Jason, Spencer in Madrid with Caleb, Hanna dealing with her issues with Caleb, and Alison teaching/being with Charlotte. What do we see with Emily? The most relatable liar who was dealing with all kinds of life-altering events? Absolutely nothing. According to Marlene, Emily dropped out of college in Cali, went to Italy, taught Caleb how to surf, had a DJ’ing gig while sluttin’ it up in the nightlife with all kinds of girls. Booooi, that’s the most interesting five year backstory out of everyone and we don’t get see any of it? And for such a huge adventure like that, she hardly ever mentions it, herself?? As if she never did such a thing?? We couldn’t see Emily being a mess in Italy or even dealing with the news of Wayne’s death but we had to sit through flashbacks of Ezra and Nicole???

From romance to the actual writing of her character, Emily will always be one step behind everyone else.

Dong of love

Context: i play a male dwarf barbarian in a party with a female gnome wizard, male elf ranger, female half orc fighter, and a male human cleric. My dwarf has no facial hair because of story reasons and long braided hair. The cleric grew up in a human-only town and had never seen a dwarf before. So he was convinced that no beard meant he was female, and has continued to hit on my dwarf every chance he got. My dwarf, after a whole in game year of this constant flirting (he barely began to take notice) decides he’s had enough.

The following takes place as we are shopping in a busy marketplace.

Cleric: Oh look love,*holds up a jewel necklace* i got a gift for you!

Dwarf: Dont want it.

Cleric: Whats wrong love? You usually like it when i buy you things.

Me(ooc): We’re in the middle of a marketplace right?

DM: Yup, middle of the day, tons of people around you.

Me(ooc): Cool.

Dwarf: IM NOT YOUR GODDAMN-UH *pulls down pants* I have a dong so there!

Party(ooc): Starts to loose their shit.

Dm: Make an intimidation check.

*nat 1*

Party: *Hysteria intensifies*

DM: (cleric) you find youself blushing at the sight of his dong. (Dwarf) Role for seduction.

Me: Oh shit, here we go.

*rolls a 18*

Cleric(ooc): Im a cleric having some very unholy thoughts!

Cleric: I dont care. *grabs my dwarf’s hands* My feelings for you will never change. *kisses dwarf*

Me(ooc): Im…I..I have nothing. I literally cant think of anything to do.

DM: As this beautiful display is happening, surrounded by dozens of civillians with various expressions, the light bouncing off of (dwarf)’s dwarven butt cheeks catches the eyes of a guard.

Guard: Hey pull up those pants your under arrest.

Half orc: Back off this has been months in the making!

*rolls a nat 20 intimidation*

Guard: S-sorry!

Wizard: I cast an illusion of (dwarf)’s dong ‘reacting’.

Me(ooc): Too late.

Long story short they are still together and my dwarf is ring hunting. 

  • Me, just got into the shower: its so exciting that we get a lgbt character, i hope its klance or shatt that sure would be great
  • Me, still in the shower, a second later: holy shit what if the lgbt character is Kaltenecker

okay but

imagine Bakugou brings in a litter of abandoned kittens and tries to hide them from the teachers b/c he doesn’t know if it’s allowed inside the dorms 

and Aizawa knows Bakugou’s hiding something so he tries to figure out what

and just as Aizawa’s about to open his mouth to scold Bakugou for trying to hide something from a teacher (especially given recent events), Aizawa freezes as he turns the corner, b/c right behind it, he sees Bakugou with four tiny little playful kittens in his arms, mewing helplessly, as Bakugou stares at him with wide horrified eyes, standing completely still, and sweating bullets

there’s a silence

…… Aizawa leaves without saying a word and Bakugou silently freaks out b/c ????? WHY DIDN’T HE SAY ANYTHING WHAT THE FUCK

the next day Bakugou finds pet care supplies for kittens in his room

neither speak a word to each other about it

My girl

Originally posted by quietisvilonet

Originally posted by thosekidswhohuntmonsters

Imagine Sebastian Stan eyeing you out at the Red Carpet awards and your boyfriend Bill Skarsgard notices.

You walk down the red carpet with your boyfriends arm around your waist, you smile as you pass all the photographers taking pictures, until you felt a bit of a pinch on your side. You looked to see Bill tensing his fist on your waist.

“Ow” You winced

“Sorry” He whispered

You saw that he was gazing to a man ahead of yous, when your eyes followed to where he was looking you saw Sebastian Stan. You both made eye contact, and it made you feel a bit uncomfortable because he was starring at you as he were predator and you his prey. Bill pulled you closer to him and nibbled a bit on your earlobe.

“Bill” You giggled as you looked away from Sebastian

“Hey im ganna go say hi to some people, mind waiting here?” He asked as held both your hands in his warm ones.

“Of course my handsome man” You winked

You watched Bill walk through a crowd of celebrities and dissapear, luckily your best friends Elizabeth Olen and Scarlet Johnson came to your side and admired your dress and makeup.

Bill walked up to Sebastian and fake smiled for the cameras

“Keep your eyes of my girl, or you and I are ganna have problems” He said as he placed his arm around Sebs shoulders and smiling for the cameras

“You jealous because im here ex-boyfriend? or you scared that she one day might leave you and come running back to me” Seb tormented Bill. 

Bill’ hands balled up into a fist, he was ganna do something that he would regret for the rest of his life. He placed a hand on Sebs shoulder, he was about to raise his fist and sock him in the jaw, until you strolled along the carpet with a smile on your face.

“Sebastian!” You hugged him, pulled away and pecked his cheek, once you did Sebs eyes went to Bills and he winked teasingly

“Wow you look amazing doll” You blushed at his comment

Bill placed his hands around your torso from behind

“Seb and I were just catching up…. Right pal?” His eyes glaring coldly at Seb.


“Champagne miss Y/N?” The waitress offered, your eyes went wide, but then you remembered.

“No thank you” you grabbed Bills hands that were on your waist and moved them to your stomach, rubbing your one month flat stomach that would soon pop out.

Sebs eyes widens and his jaw agape’s and Bill steps away from you in surprise with an excited smile on his face

“Your pregnant!” Both Seb and Bill exclaim

You nod at your boyfriend and ex-boyfriend

“OH MY GOD!” Bill screams causing everyone in the whole crowd to stare at the commotion, he picks you up into a fiery kiss and spins you around

“Im going to be a dad!” He yells over to his brother Alexander who is in an interview with E!news. His brothers eyes widens and screams “Congrats bro!” All the celebs on the red carpet congratulated you and Bill. Seb smiled to you, but you knew it was a fake smile. Seb loves you still and hearing the news of your pregnancy shattered his heart, he didn’t say anything but kissed your cheek and walked off. You called out to him but he didn’t listen, you put your arms around Bill’ neck .

“Seb looked a bit off” You worried

“I kinda told him off” He said 

“Why?”

Bill sighs “Because he was starring, and I didn’t like the way he looked at you, so I went to him and told him to stop starring but instead of listening he replied with rude remarks”

“Like what?” Your forehead now on his

“Doesn’t matter. You know why? No matter what happens between us, your still My Girl” He kissed your lips.


Sebastian was in the mens room starring at his own reflection with anger rising in his chest, his mind screams and his heart breaks. Hes angry at himself because he wishes that could be his child instead of that stupid clown, he wishes that he could reverse the mistakes that he did, only to be with you. But it’s too late, you’ve moved on and now your having a baby. 

He smashed the mirror with his fist and slid down the wall holding his bleeding hand and crying tears from his ocean blue eyes

“Im sorry, I cheated on you with Margarita” 


My Girl Pt2

*
  • Naruto: Sasuke...
  • Sasuke: What
  • Naruto: Huh?
  • Naruto: Oh, nothing
  • Sasuke: You said my name
  • Naruto: Yeah, that's just something I got used to doing
  • Naruto: You know, after you left
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Naruto: Like, I'd look at our team picture... or a shooting star... or get really tired while training
  • Naruto: And then remember you and then, uh
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Naruto: Sometimes Sakura, Kakashi, Sai, or, like, someone would say something and it just reminded me of, of you, uh
  • Naruto: It's- rhe- rhe-
  • Sasuke: Rhetorical
  • Naruto: Un, that
  • Naruto: I said 'Sasuke' a lot, like, these past few years but you were never around and, um, I never expect anyone to respond because you're the only Sasuke I know and everyone else is, like, used to it so they don't say anything anyways and, and
  • Naruto: Stop looking at me like that, teme!
  • Naruto: It's all your fault, ya know
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Sasuke: Actually dobe, I don't know...
  • Sasuke: where to begin
  • Sasuke: What am I to you, again?
  • Naruto: *mutters* and he calls me an idiot
  • Naruto: How many times do I have to say it
  • Naruto: You're my friend
  • Sasuke: And...?
  • Naruto: My goal, my most important person, the one I want to spend the rest of my life with, yatta yatta, we've been over this a million times already
  • Sasuke: *grinding his teeth and clenching his fists* so how do you. Feel. When we're together.
  • Naruto: Oh, uh
  • Naruto: It's really weird
  • Naruto: I get all giddy and, like, my stomach gets all... Twisty? Probably because you piss me off. Yeah, that's why my heart goes all *flails wildly* like that
  • Sasuke: I... See...
  • Sasuke: And do you feel that way about anyone else?
  • Naruto: Of course not
  • Naruto: You're my one and only
  • Naruto: uh
  • Naruto: friend
  • Naruto: Best Friend*
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Sasuke: Naruto
  • Naruto: Hm?
  • Sasuke: I'm leaving the village
  • Naruto: What?! Again?! WHY??
  • Sasuke: Let's call it a journey of redemption
  • Naruto: Redemption??
  • Naruto: Teme you're not... Like, no offense, but you don't feel guilty for anything, right? Because you didn't do anything without a good reason so...
  • Sasuke: Let's just say that
  • Sasuke: I'm 'guilty' in the same manner that you think we're just friends
  • Naruto: Huh?
  • Naruto: What does that mean?
  • Naruto: Sasuke, where are you going?
  • Sasuke: I have to pack. Good bye, my one and only
  • Sasuke: friend*

I just have one genuine question …. can someone “disprove” the spirit box for me? it may not be ghosts, but say it isn’t other radio interference. I wanna know what else those little blips and sounds can be.

idk anything about science or radio frequencies or whatnot so like from a skeptic standpoint, using science and logic, excluding the possibility of other radio interference, what’s causing those sounds?

I probably sound so dumb but this is a genuine question, I want to know how that thing works and what else could be causing those sounds. the spirit box confuses me. what are those sooouunnddssss

BTS Reaction: Finding Their Ideal Type Girl At A Fansign

Anonymous said:Hi! gosh you have so much stuff to do and idk if requests are closed but since you didnt say anything im going to hope theyre still open lol :) can you do a gif reaction of bts finding their ideal girl at a fansign? like how they would act and if they would pursue her, etc? thank you so much!

A/N: Hope you like this!! Thanks so much for requesting boo! Mwuaahh~ <3 <3


Jin: *smiles at you sweetly* “h-heyy!” *tries to talk to you for as long as possible and pouts when you go to the member next to him* 

Originally posted by yoohnseok


Suga: *doesn’t show it but fangirls on the inside* “hi there..” *the member next to him notices he shows more affection to you than other fans and winks at you while pointing at him*

Originally posted by bangtansnochu

Rap Monster: *tries to be all smooth but fails miserably“Hey! Wanna take a picture?tag me so I can follow- i mean..N-nevermind” *dies on the inside*

Originally posted by hayoomin

J-Hope: *stares at you in awe* “hey! What’s your name?” *smiles at you and signs the piece of paper you gave him*

Originally posted by yoongis--babygirl

Jimin: *shoots you a shy smile and becomes shy all of the sudden and takes a picture with you* “woah..We look so cute in that picture! We’d make a cute couple” *giggles shyly*

Originally posted by mochifairyjimin

Taehyung: *stares at you speechless* “hey.. You are so beautiful!” *winks*

Originally posted by starnsunshine

Jungkook: *shy smol baby blushes and gets awkward* “h-hi..Youlooksoprettyimeandoyouhaveanythingformetosign?” *says it so fast not even he understands what he said* *loses his shit*

Originally posted by uhhquareeus

Context: We had just finish a fight with a Ghoul where a member of our party, a gnomish sorceror Adva, had fallen to 0 hitpoints. We finished the fight and he was still on the ground. Our Tiefling Bard Vimlish attempted to mending his tattered clothing.

Vimlish: I cast mending to fix his clothes

Dm: Roll to see if you can

Vimlish: You dont have to roll for that.

Dm: Well i just wanted to see if you rolled a one and you fail terribly

Vimlish: Sure i mean. Why not.

*rolls a nat 1*

Dm: Oh my god. You literally. Turn his clothes back into cloth. And they all fall off of his body.

Vimlish: NO WAY

After this we decided to put clothes on the gnome that we had found in the room.

Vimlish: Ok. I roll to convince him that it was not me who obliterated his clothes.

Dm: theres no possible way he’s going to believe you.

Vimlish: Im still gonna try

*rolls a nat 20*

Dm: oh my fucking god. You weave an amazing story of how this monster hit him so hard that his clothes were destroyed completely and he has no idea that you obliterated his clothes.

Everyone in the party is in hysterics laughing on the ground.

He uses the headphones less when you’re around” she [Livvy] said, her eyes on her brother, though her words were for Kit.
“Is that good?” Kit was surprised.
Livvy shrugged. “It isn’t good or bad. It’s just something I noticed. It’s not magic or anything.” She glanced sideways at him. “I think he just doesn’t want to miss anything you say.
—  Livvy (I can tell you and my brother are going to become boyfriends) Blackthorn

okay but tbh lgbt etc people are more likely to come out in moving vehicles (i would know) so like… trans percy coming out to sally on one of the car rides to their special place, that beach where she met poseidon.

its fugliano’s shitty car and percy hates it, of course, but his mom is there and its so easy to forget all the bad things in their life when its just him and his mom. theyre talking, just catching up because hes been at school, and he says, suddenly, “mom, can you ask you something weird?” and she nods her consent.

percy asks “if i was a boy, what would you have named me?”

its a pretty standard question, lots of kids ask it, so she doesnt think anything of it. she thinks for a long time about it, going through the names she considered before the sex reveal, trying to decide, but then says “perseus” and he hears the name and he loves it so much. he asks her why and she explains, tells the story of perseus the hero, the tale of the hero that survived. when the story finishes, all thats left is the sound of the tires on the road, the wind rushing around them from speed. its a comfortable silence, mostly, but percy is fighting to find resolve and sally can kind of tell.

suddenly, he asks, in a voice so quiet she can barely hear him, “will you call me perseus?” and his voice still breaks and it surprises him more than it surprises sally somehow, who looks over with wide eyes before looking back at the road. she agrees, no matter what, but she asks why. he tries to explain, but he doesnt have the vocabulary beyond “because im a boy.” she agrees again, says yes, of course, anything for my baby boy, and then suddenly percy is crying and hard too.

percy’s tears startle a wet laugh out of her and her voice is thick when she says “oh baby no, no crying, we’re okay, i love you” and percy cant find the voice to tell her thats hes just so fuckin happy so he just smiles as big as he can, laughing too.

im just. really emotional rn

my bjd character, who still has no name (im open to suggestions)

yes he is a direct tribute to kaneoya sachiko’s work so before anyone says anything im just gonna put that out there rofl

the character himself is actually a human sized cyborg with a body that looks like a ball jointed doll - but he still has his human head. insert extremely cliche “edward scissorhands” style backstory lmao