im not really scene dont hate me these tags are a joke ok

anonymous asked:

Ok idk if this is dumb or w/e but i think a 10 things i hate about you au would be awesome if u wrote it! Anyways ur literally my fave writer ??? Like ur so bloody good

lets do a brainstorm  

  • james is patrick obvsly and he is just The Worlds Biggest Shite meaning that hes v hot and always smoking in chem and also is rumoured to have drunk paint stripper on a dare and lived 
  • it was actually wine in the paint stripper can but dont tell peter pettigrew bc he thinks james is immortal 
  • lily is kat and once she shoved a tampon so far up a guys nose that you couldnt see the string 
  • lets fuck w/ the plot a bit and say that bianca is petunia and cameron is vernon ONLY lily doesnt want to date anyone bc that means petunia can date vernon and thats #1 on lilys Not Today Or Ever list 
  • (also included on the list are acknowleding slughorn when he speaks or letting mary mcdonald hook up with sirius black when hes meant to be at soccer practise) 
  • everyone is scared of lily except:
  1.  james who couldnt give two shits abt anythin 
  2. sirius whos been on her soccer team since they were 7 and also she knows that if she ever punched him to hard he’d tell everyone abt that time she tripped over the ball when they were 8 
  3. petunia, whose to vapid 2 notice anything (we gotta fudge it to make it work sorry bianca bby i love u and joeseph gordon levitto or whoever the fuck) 
  • anyway: vernon pays james 2 date lily so he can date petunia. cue hijinks
  • james smokes while waiting outside her locker and so she starting walking up wearing a gas mask and ignoring him 
  • james readin up abt all the social causes shes into and dropping into conversation bits like ‘the fact that taiwan has to enter the olympics as chiense taipei is appauling’ and watching lily like. squit at him
  • ‘stop trying to impress me.’ ‘whose trying?’  
  • he stops going to his classes and just starts going to hers like james the fuck man

  • at the concert when shes getting water in that dress and james is just. looking. and lily is just. noticing that hes looking.
  • the bar scene and ‘she likes pretty guys’ and james, straightning up, slips his hair back slightly, clutches his pool que, ‘you dont think im pretty?’ and then punching vernon lol 
  • also: james hearing that lily has black underwear and deadass getting a hard on right there in the bar 
  • lets have snape be some kinda joey donner guy and when lily hits his car at the record store and he calls her a bitch she rams it again
  • THE PARTY SCENE and lilys ding the strip tease and snape is cheering and james pulls lily off the table and also maybe tips snapes drink down his front 
  • ‘your eyes have a little green in them’ and shes so drunk, and james is looking at her even when hes trying very hard not to. how odd
  • she keeps talking abt how she wants to start a band and how sirius could be the drummer and james could play base and she could play guitar because ‘im the only one- whos got the skills *vomits onto james’ shoes*
  • lily tries to kiss him in his car but shes drunk and james isnt a bad guy so he doesnt let her
  • the soccer scene where james gets remus to get the band together and then he sings the song all the while sirius is like bopping his head and lily cannot stop grinning  
  • THE PAINTBALLING SCENE AND JAMES TIES HIS HAIR BACK AND TRIES TO KISS LILY AND SHE SMASHES A PAINT BALLON OVER HIS HEAD 
  • ‘potter did you really sleep with all of the spice girls’ ‘dont be ridiculous. only two out of the five’ 
  • the prom bit where everything goes to hell and lily finds out that vernons been paying james this whole time and shes so sad and hurt and pissed and she leaves only petunia does not go after her. 
  • sirius does 
  • goes to her house the next day and they talk abt sarah laurence and debating how good david beckham actually is 
  • the poem scene and I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much that it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme I hate the way you’re always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh Even worse when you make me cry I hate the way you’re not around And the fact that you didn’t call But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
  • and james wants to die like right there bc hes a fucking idiot and he’d probably kill all of the spice girls and eat a kidney just to have her talk to him again 
  • he buys her a £2000 guitar with vernons money and tells her what a cock hes been and she makes the joke abt how he cant just buy her an instrament everytime he fucks up and james makes the quip abt how there are lots of instraments and she smiles and he just. feels good again. just like that. 
  • this got super long whoops but u see what i mean
boyfriend!woozi

- y’all were friends at first & initially he was rlly annoyed by you bc of how lively and cheerful you were ???
- he was like ….this is tiring
- but eventually he began to really enjoy and appreciate your company
- your personalities differed a little but it was a good balance between ur cheerfulness + his apathy :^)
- tried to indirectly ask u on a date by inviting you to go see the newest marvel movie
- and you were like !!! fRICK YES, i love marvel !!!
- and he was like …. (whispers) i know
- it becomes a mini tradition for you two to go see movies together, whether it was like (?) frozen or paranormal activity
- if you wanted to see it, he was down
- all of seventeen kept bugging him to straight out ask you to date him but he refused to
- and well… let’s just say they took matters into their own hands
- seungkwan: yo y/n, be honest who’s ur favourite in svt
- you: hm er i think i’ll say w—
- seungkwan: wONWOO?? om g did everyone hear that? /nudges woozi/ y/n’s fav is wonwoo.
- seungkwan: jeon
- seungkwan: won
- seungkwan: woo
- seungkwan: the sixth oldest member
- seungkwan: the member with the deepest voice
- seungkwan: the—
- woozi: SHUT UP SEUNGKWAN
- needless to say, he eventually had no choice but to directly ask u to be his s/o in order to prevent further embarrassing interferences by the rest of svt
- to which you shyly but willingly accepted
- ANYWAY, now that ur like,,, dAtiNg or wHateVEr, he’s super shy around you but kind of plays it off as not really caring?
- bUT HE DOES, HE SO SO DOES
- he just doesn’t exactly know how to show it yet o k
- since he’s still pretty new to dating and has just about as much experience as a third grader,,,, pretty much treats u as if yall are still in elementary school lmfao
- in other words, shows his love for u through insults (-:
- “ur annoying”
- “i hate you”
- “shut up”
- “hey what where are you going”
- “nooo come back here … cuddle with me”
- as you can tell, he isn’t the best at expressing his love in words
- but to make up for it….. is very touchy-feely
- so much affection, loves affection, ALL tHE AFFECTION
- always wants to cuddle and hold u close to his chest and run his hands through ur hair
- back hugs + him resting his head in the crook of ur neck and kissing ur temples
- holds ur hand or puts his arm around ur waist when ur in public
- plays with ur fingers or pokes ur sides when he gets bored
- just prepare urself for a whole lot of physical contact when ur with him, no matter how subtle
- however despite his intense addiction to skinship, iS A REALLY SHY KISSER
- really paranoid that ur gonna suddenly pull away bc u think he’s a bad kisser or something, so his kisses are always soft and slow and gentle bc he doesn’t want to scare u away with his lack of experience
- when he tilts his head slightly to the side and starts to lick his lips frequently and keeps staring down at yours,,,, that’s when u know he’s about to kiss u
- holds ur face with two hands as if ur the most precious thing in the world (which to him, you probably are though he’d never admit it)
- always makes sure ur ok with what he’s doing
- like he’d keep breaking the kiss to ask, “are u ok? is this ok?” and ur like omf G shush keep going
- but its super cute to see this side of him hehe bc usually he’s just a ball of negative emotions
- ESPECIALLY JEALOUSY OMF
- good looking boy holds door open for you?? /death glares/ waiter smiles at you?? /throws shade/
- aka passive aggressive woozi comes out
- gets hella jealous when you spend lots of time with the other members, even tho he knows ur all just friends
- when joshua tries to teach you how to play adore u acoustic ver. on guitar, when quiet lil minghao opens up to you bc you ask him to teach u short chinese phrases, when you cant stop dying of laughter bc of some joke hoshi and dk told u ….
- all of it makes him fume inside but he gotta conceal, dont feel, dont let them know
- he wont exactly say anything to u about it, he’ll just be like
- him: oh, would you look at the time!! we should probably get you home, y/n
- you: it’s 1 o’clock in the afternoon, woozi.
- him: yep ok bye everyone!!
- hes oddly and unexpectedly passive aggressive tbh
- woozi isn’t really like anyone you’ve ever met before but day by day, you learn more about him and learn to love those things about him. you learn that he’s actually a big softie and is selfless by nature and deep down just wants the best for you and his friends and that most of all, he loves you with all his heart.

dragon age fandom: call out for art by donc-desole

#tw rape, #tw sexual abuse, #sex mention

this is a call out post for this piece of art by tumbler user doc-descole. (note: there is a drawn sp-ider in the link! be careful!)

if you want the tl;dr, this art is disgusting and a rape and sexual abuse joke ! if youd like to know why this art is so bad, please keep reading under the cut!!

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