im not playing i need to win

so.

i queue for conquest, and call jungle first.

three people call it after i do, and one of them just autolocks rat.

OBVIOUSLY, at first, im pissed. like.. its 1:30 in the morning, i just wanted to play loki, i didnt need this.

these guys in lobby were all “hell yeah full jungle”, and bc i was too tired to care, i kinda just went with it while odin actually played the game like it was supposed to be played.

none of us took a lane, we just ran haywire around the map, and we got first blood by invading early.

40 minutes later, we fucking win with a ridiculous amt of kills and honestly i just laughed the entire time because nobody expected this shit to work. hell, we even went into the game like “holy shit if we win”. we were all set up to lose and everything, but no.

watching this unfold was so funny because we’d all move in one big cluster through the first few levels, so if one of us ganked, we all ganked. throughout the entire game though, it was like we were ALWAYS in teamfights, regardless of our lack of teamfight potential.

odin was basically like a babysitter lmao, he’d follow us around and place cages to save our asses.

this had to be the most fun ive had in a while omg.

these guys were so chill too. none of them were toxic, even, they were just looking to fuck around and even said they were glad to run into odin and i because they thought theyd get banned/reported. i guess it was a good day to run into a loki main ahah

Dating Sehun would include
  • Sassy comebacks that’ll honestly make you wanna smack him on the head
  • Seriously you must be the most patient person in the world to endure such a pain
  • Making each others lives hell
  • Throwing shades
  • N to the O to the NO NO NO when it comes to PDA  but when you’re home alone he wouldn’t keep his hands off you
  • Sometimes you’d have to go through hell and back to get his attention and sometimes you’d have to fight to get him off you when he clings to you like a child
  • Honesty like Too honest
  • “ Sort yourself out you look  like a mess”
  • Him being shirtless like all the time
  • Hipthrusts
  • Using his Aegyo when he’s in trouble cz he knows that’s the soft spot
  • When he’s sick you’d have to do everything for like literally everything cz he’s the spoiled little baby maknae in the dorm
  • pissing each other off like
  • “How do i look ?  ”
  • *feigns uninterested* ” Not bad”
  • “Hoe on the scale of 1 to 10 im 11″
  • “Lol 11 maybe on PH scale cz you’re basic”
  • SASS INTACT
  • Backhanded Compliments
  • “Woah you’re the prettiest face i saw today ….still early though”
  • Being torn between giving him a bone crushing hug for a second and strangling him to death for another
  • he’ll secretly always want to impress you with everything he does, whether it is dancing or rapping because he wants you to be proud of him 
  • showing up at your doorstep late at night after practice to sleep or just cuddle and enjoy your company
  • his hands always got to be in your hair
  • imitating your voice very high-pitched when you fight
  • will only tell you he loves you every once and while, but hopelessly means it when he does
  • you playing with his hair and brushing it back from his forehead when he’s sleeping only to be scolded for messing up his hair style
  • Forcing him to take lots of cute and ugly selcas with you
  • “who changed my phone background ? ”
  • “Oh please. It would be an honor for my face to graze your stupid phone” 
  • Occasionally picking outfits for you
  • When you’re working you’d 12 msgs and you’d start worrying something that happened but it’s just 12 selcas from different angle
  • Getting jealous of suho cz they are always together
  • Over the top flirting when you two are alone but when the members are there he’d be shy af
  • He’d pretend to be all tough around you but you know deep down he’s such a softie
  • “If you keep teasing kyungsoo he will kill you and im not into necrophilia” 
  • When you try to leave the bed he would drape one of his long lanky legs around your lower body to keep you pinned down
  • When he tries to leave you would lay your whole body on top of his to keep him down
  • “You do realize I could just lift you off right?”
  • Well you  sure can try
  • *groans at the weight* jeez you need to lose few pounds im telling you ”
  • When he does something right for the first time he’d be like
  • “Yehet bitches  that’s me bow down to the almighty oh sehun”
  • But when you win he’d be like : “ congrats you dont suck as much as the others CONGRATS YAAAY”
  • Catching him playing with rubber ducks and secretly taping him to blackmail him later 
  • Often pulling pranks on each other
  • Inside jokes , like you’ll be sitting & when someone refers to something you’ll just give each other a look and start laughing 
  • He’d never forget your birthday or anniversary date
  • Happy 2 years anniversary. I’m glad we haven’t killed each other yet
  • Whenever Suho would drop him at your flat he would give you “im sorry and be please be strong” face
  • You’d sass him out when he’d get pissy about random things  he’d be really shocked at your reactions and start wondering how so much sass could fit into your petite frame
  • He’d always make fun of how tiny you are to him and he’d often pick you up and throw you over his shoulder
  •  Dates would consist of the beagle line following you secretly but getting caught each time 
  • Instead of visiting the dorms ,the dorms come to visit you ; beagle line always creating mayhem, kyungsooo chasing down beakhyun, chanyeol eating your food bottom line it’s a mess
  • “-Don’t you have anything else to drink than bubble tea for godsake”
  • Only when things start heating out beagle line would ruin the moment
  • “oooh get it maknae”
  • “just use protection we don’t want any accidents running around” 
  • He wouldn’t be able to help nuzzling into your neck when he’s had a bad day, and you wouldn’t even mind cz duh who would
  • Never being able to stop staring at him, completely enthralled in his beauty and taking secret photos of him when he isn’t paying attention, never realizing that he does the same to you
  • He may be a lil shit at times but under all that sass there is a caring cinnamon roll who’d fight anyone who dare to mess with you & vice versa
  • ‘No one messes with my babe’
  • Always cheering for each other
  • There will no secret kept from each other  tbh
  • Being the first to go and knock at the other’s door if something happen
  • You’d both be so in love with each other and at the same time wanting to rip each other’s guts 
  • Suho : ‘ Sehun is a typical true & genuine man but he easly cry & can’t tell lies’

Skylernam

I’m not even pissed that the Hawks are not playing well. I’m really sad because everyday of my life, I somehow end up talking about them and thinking about the fact that they won’t make it to the second round again, makes me cry. I love this team so much but they really have to step it up. Shout out to Crawford, Kruger, Kane, and Rasmussen for actually being there at the game.

How About a Game of Chess?

Originally posted by closer-to-the-edge-of-glory

Pairing: Erik Lehnsherr x Reader

Request: “Hi! Can I request number 10? one where Erik (magneto) tries to teach the reader chess, he gets frustrated but it ends in fluff :) thank you so much”

Prompt 10: “Teach me how to play?”

Warnings: None

A/N: First Erik request yasssss this was so cute 

List of Prompts- Prompt Me!


“You’ve never played chess before?”

You grinned at the wide-eyed look your boyfriend, Erik Lehnsherr gave you when you told him you had never played the game before. The two of you were relaxing in the lounge in Xavier’s after a long day of training.

You motioned towards the chess board set up on a table, raising a single eyebrow. “Teach me how to play?”

Erik nodded, sliding out a chair eagerly. You had never seen him so excited as he set up the chess pieces, giving you the white ones.

“Okay. These pieces in the front are pawns. They move one space forward or an optional two spaces on their first move. They capture other pieces diagonally.”

You nodded, internalizing everything Erik told you. He explaine every piece painstakingly, going along the line of pieces.

“And this,” Erik held up one of the most elaborate black pieces. “Is your king. The king can move one space in all directions, but he cannot be captured, or the other player wins.”

“So you’re trying to capture your opponents King?” You asked.

“Yes, or put it in ‘check’, meaning it is in danger of being captured.”

“Okay,” you sighed, looking over your pieces one more time. “I think I’ve got it.”

“Alright. White goes first.” Erik waved a hand towards you, taking a sip of the whiskey he had poured himself just a bit earlier.

“So… Pawn moves two spaces forward?” You murmured under your breath. You cautiously moved the piece forward, glancing up at Erik for approval. He nodded, setting his glass down.

“Now my turn.”

The game went rather fast, even with Erik going easy on you. But every once and a whole you would forget the rules, causing Erik to face palm and sigh.

“"No, you move the horse three up and one over, not two up,” Erik said, exasperated.

“I’m sorry, this is my first time playing,” you said pointedly. 

“"I know,” Erik drank the last drink of his whiskey. “"I’m sorry, im just used to playing with someone more experienced.”

You blinked slowly, pursing your lips. “"Well, I’ll just have to become better, won’t I?”

“We’ll see,” Erik muttered.

“Excuse you,” you huffed, folding your arms. “"I’ll become one of the best chess players ever, you’ll see.” 

Erik held up his hands, motioning for you to go. “You'll need plenty of practice, then.”

By the time the clocks struck midnight, the two of you had played three games, you winning the last game with a flourish.

“Checkmate!” You called out proudly, Erik checking over the pieces quizzically.

“So it is. Nice job,” he praised you. You grinned as he gathered the pieces up, putting them back in a small wooden chest by the board. You followed him out of the lounge, his arm winding securely around your waist, his now-empty whiskey glass still clutched in his other hand.

“You were pretty good for your first time playing,” he said. You shrugged.

“I am pretty awesome.”

Erik chuckled softly, stopping at his room door.

“Can we play again tomorrow?” You asked hopefully. Erik nodded, giving you a quick chaste kiss. “Of course.”

YooSeven Headcanons

just because like i can

  • Yoosung is like a mega sweetie and always showers seven in love and affection but has a huuuuuge jealousy problem
  • Like, if any other girl tries to talk to Seven, Yoosung would just glare at her and attach himself to his bf’s arm until the threat has retreated
  • Honestly, seven finds Yoosung’s jealousy kind of adorable and amusing
  • Seven teases Yoosung to no end omg it doesn’t matter where they are or who else they’re with Seven always tries to make Yoosung flustered
  • Yoosung pretends to hate it but everyone knows he’s a total hoe for Seven’s attention like bring it on
  • They probably had a bunch of sleepovers even before they started to date which were kind of mega gay since they would cuddle and smooch and play chicken until Seven got flustered and had to stop after Yoosung kissed him first
  • Probs Seven was a blushie mess since he didn’t expect his boi to just straight out kiss him and he’s there laying on the floor like “omg im so fucking gay im so gay god forgive me but I’m so gay”
  • Aaaaaaand because Yoosung is so sweet and precious he’s just sitting there staring at seven praying like “……..so like did i win oorrrrrr????”
FUCKING SUPPORT NU’EST ALREADY U LIL SHITS

OK PEOPLE IM BEGGING YOU RIGHT NOW, WE NEED TO INCREASE VIEWS ON 1 THE K AND NU'EST MAIN CHANNEL!! IT COUNTS FOR CHARTING!! EVERYONE PLS STREAM ON NAVER (GET FREE STREAMS), MELON and BUY ON ITUNES AND GOOGLE PLAY- VOTE FOR THEM ON M COUNTDOWN.  tweet this for voting on sbs THE SHOW = [your text]  #다쇼    #뉴이스트 @sbsmtvtheshow .

Spread this MV like FIRE everywhere, they bring the best quality music and visuals so they deserve it!! for the past 2 days ive been very well but have done nothing else than promote nu'est, thats how dear they are too me, I can do nothing else but think about them every second and worry too many people arent playing attention despite this being their highest quality video EVER. It seems everyone moves onto rookie groups with frank;y mediocre songs compared to Nu'est who developed their unique sound by themselves as they LITERALLY made this album themselves with Bumzu- the lyrics, the composistion, even the visuals ren helped with

Remember its been 4 YEARS AND NO WIN!! we need ONE.

I know as an international fan its hard to support and i mostly see casual fans here, so IM BEGGING you please you need to hardcore support them- NO ONE has been though more shit than nu'est, being badly promoted, being shipped off to China and Japan while Korean and international fans forgot them. The boys Aron Jr Minhyun Baekho and Ren are the sweetest boys you could ever meet, Jr personally blames himself for their downfall which is horrendous.  SO PLEASE SUPPORT NU'EST THEY AND THEIR AMAZING TALENT DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER!!

my boss came up and asked if i wanted to play jenga with a coworker and i was like yeah of course cause why would i pass up getting paid to play jenga and not work… and i was planning to throw cause its a staff tournament and idc about winning but then my boss told me we were competing for a target gift card and i went into full jenga pro mode, everyone who was there was like “what the… shes so fast… she has like matrix vision and can see the loose pieces…” and i won so easy… im gonna WIN that gift card

So what's the hype for Haikyuu all about??

So I said I wasn’t going to do this but here I am… So, I wanted to understand what the hype was about Haikyuu so I decided to watch a few episodes…. ONLY a few episodes and that would be all…
I have currently binged half of season 1…
My notes so far are…
Hinata is far TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD
Kageyama has the hots for Hinata + plus is trying to be a better teammate 😭😭😭
Yamaguchi looks far more intimating in his introduction then he actually is and I love it
Tsukki is salty like the dead sea
Tsukkiyama judge you together
Noya DON’T CALL YOUR SEMPAI A WIMP!! 😭😭😭😭
AAACCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
And I’m not gonna lie, and I’m sorry for this, my nips got hard when KageHina did the thing… YOU KNOW WHAT THING!! Whhooossshhh ggwwaasshhh!!!

…….

Those are my notes so far… Have I missed any??

UPDATE “I KNOW IT WELL” 😭😭😭😭😭 Asaaahhiiii

UPDATE UPDATE The GARBAGE DUMP FIGHT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN AND IMMA BOUT TO BARF LIKE HINATA ON THAT BUS!! 🐈🐦🚮

Consequently, a dump is where I belong because of how fast I’ve become trash for this show..

——-

“THIS👏IS👏THE👏VIEW👏” - Asahi, probably

I LOVED THE SUPPORT FOR THE ACE!! ESPECIALLY FROM NISHINOYA 😭❤❤

I’m so emotional over the whole losing teams montage 😭😭😭😭 But, as sad as it was I’m actually kinda glad they showed it… It’s something that usually gets glossed over because the other teams are just there to make the main characters look good but… This was just…. I really liked that they showed it…. It was 3am and I was crying like a little biscuit

I swear I’ve never used so many crying emoji’s before

Yams… 👏WHAT👏ARE👏YOU👏GOING👏TO👏DO👏???👏

“FLY” OH MY GOD HINATA!!! AAAaaAAHAhhhHhh

TAKE👏DOWN👏THAT👏WALL👏AAAACCCCEEEE

I will be continuing to binge this even though I have a homework assignment due today… Thanks a freaking lot Haikyuu!!

“Well you don’t HAVE to binge watch it” you might say

To which I’ll say “Yeah, I gotta….I HAVE too” ——

“I’ll be doing the same thing again so pay attention ” AaaahAhahHahHHhHhhhhH 😵😲😵😲

WHAT THE HECK!?!??!?? HE FIGURED IT OUT!!!! OH MY THICK GRAVY!!!

They’re switching???????

THEY’RE SWITCHING!!!!!!!!!!

“Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ~” - Suga sweet as sugar, and probably the best thing ever 🎶Suga Suga how’d you get so fly ~🎶 Suga could punch me in the face and I’d feel #blessed *like he smacked Asahi and Daichi around 😂

I’m also learning that my sexuality is slowly turning into the way Daichi says “Don’t mind, don’t mind” and Suga’s little “Hey” hand wave when he’s spilling the tea about other teams plays and patterns 🍵🐸

“Kn-Knife… Nuff… Nice.”

THE FINAL SET!!!!!!!

I have to know! Do they win or lose?? No don’t tell me I have to find out myself but Im so nervous I don'tknow if Icanha dle all thid pressure whatis going tk happpen???????ruun run jump jump ggaaahhhhhhhhh

YAMA👏MY👏PRECIOUS👏BABY👏👏YOU'LL👏GET👏YOUR👏CHANCE👏😭😭

YAMAGUCHIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

———–

HE’S NOT THE LONELY KING ANYMORE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

please excuse me… I need to go finish crying, throw up, cry some more, take a cold shower, take a nap, regroup, control my thoughts and emotions, and then come back…..

OH no yeah yeah no no no please start the next episode berating me about what just happened as if I haven’t already cried and thrown up enough! Oh ho apparently NOT!! oh oh great no yeah great I’m not crying you are and yes I AM!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Okay so, I’ve finished the first season and I’m very emotional right now…. I’m gonna watch the OVA before moving on to season two because *black and white film actress voice* I’m a old fashion kinda gal and I like to take my time

The first thing I’m going to say about the OVA is OH MY GOSH KENMA WAS PLAYING MONSTER HUNTER AND I’M FREAKING OUT BECAUSE I LOVE THAT GAME AND HE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!!! Thank you for your time

THE👏ARE👏ALL👏PLAYING👏MONSTERHUNTER👏AND👏I👏AM👏 GEEKING👏THE👏FREAK👏OUT

They.Saved.The.Cat.

“I’ve never shined so bright before✨” - The Principals bald head probably

pet daycare worker!mingyu

not sure if im gonna make this a series bc it just suddenly pops into my head and i feel the need to make it so:

  • mingyu loves his job i mean who wouldnt maybe someone who doesnt like animals
  • he got the money and an adavantage of playing with these cute little creatures
  • the daycare actually accept almost all pets but the place is full of mostly dogs and cats and honestLY mingyu couldnt be happier
  • and it seems like this daycare is getting known more bc you know what theres this boy greeting everyone with that world winning smile
  • and he’s cute af so thats a bonus, lot of girls come by to get their pet washed/or to drop them here for a while + theyre here to watch this cute guy named mingyu based on his nametag
  • he’s basically popular, everyone address him as the tall boy bc duh
  • “wheres the tall boy who usually arranged the snacks over there?”
  • customers like giving him tip bc have u seen him he’s glowing and he looks like he enjoys this so much
  • likes to play with the dog more
  • he likes to wash them as well
  • “ok no saddie, thats soap you cant eat that”
  • “noooooo my clothes are all wet now thanks to u”
  • probably brought extra clothes with him
  • “i love u tho dont worry come lets dry you up”
  • when its play time lots of dogs want to play with him and some even climb up to lick his face and he cant stop smiling basically
  • and when he’s tired he’d go to check on the cats bc everyone there is basically chill and quiet, perfect when u want to take a break
  • when he lay on his back, small cats would climb up and just sleep there on his stomach and mingyu wants to cry bc cuteness
  • “omg nora dont eat my socks!!!”
  • he loves talking to them duh
  • “have u eat yet??? no??? ok lets go get u some nutrition so u can play with me”
  • “you think you can catch this???”
  • “ok dont eat that”
  • once somene dropped their goldfish here and he doesnt know how to play with it, he feels bad bc it doesnt have friends 
  • protecting the goldfish from the hungry cats like he went into panic mode when he sees a cat approaching him and the goldfish
  • “STAY BACK!!!!”
  • lowkey loves looking at the hamster when they run on the thing i dont know what its called in english but you know what i mean!!!
  • the daycare rarely get any bunnies to take care of but then ba bam one day you came in with your cute bunny and mingyu felt like he couldnt breathe was it bc of u or the bunny?
  • “um hey so do you take - “
  • “YEAH YEAH WE TAKE CARE OF ANYTHING HONESTLY” he said a bit more enthuasiatic than he should have he felt embarrassed after that
  • and youre like ah ok and told him youre going somewhere and want to drop him here
  • “OH SURE YOULL JUST HAVE TO FILL THIS”
  • “oh great” and youd smile bc this guy is super cute and u stole a glance at his nametag and smiled wider bc the name suits him very well u dont even know why
  • you pay and all that and introduce ur bunny to him “his name’s bambi he might be a bit annoying to new people sometimes so.. .. .. “
  • “OH ITS OK IVE HAD WORSE HELLO THERE LITTLE GUY” mingyu doesnt know why he is too hype whenever he talks
  • “uh so…..ok? i hope u take good care of him”
  • “DONT WORRY ….?”
  • u told him your name and he repeats it bc he thinks its so pretty
  • “ill see you soon mingyu! and hey you be nice to him” he saw u kissing bambi and feel a little jealousy as you waved him goodbye
  • “u lucky guy!!!!! i cant believe im jealous over a rabbit”
  • he would scoop bambi in his hands and stare at it
  • “i hope we can get along and u can tell me more about ur owner”
  • u know what he’s gonna be with bambi for days and talk to him to the point he realizes he’s not gonna answer
  • “do u like carrot or this canned food oh wait she said u like carrot more so im gonna pick it up ok”
  • “im so nice to u now tell me something abt her”
  • “im more a dog kind of guy but youre cute and ur owner is cuter tbh”
  • “ok lets shower”
  • “you have long ears man”
  • when u come back 4 days later to pick bambi up he turned all sad and gloomy, like he’s not glowing anymore he’s SAD UR LEAVING AND MGIHT NEVER COMING BACK which is false
  • “please comeback soon”
  • and you only giggled at that this boy is finally calm
  • “ill see u soon mingyu” u hand him a tip and wave at him, forcing bambi to wave at him too and he smiled bc ill see u soon HECK YES
  • and he noticed there was a paper along with the money he wants to burst bc your number was written on it with a cute little bunny doodle AND HE SQUEALES THE WHOLE DAY AND TALK ABOUT IT TO EVERYONE (read: the animals)

anonymous asked:

Would you mind explaining to me how getting sex appeal on SSS works cuz stamina items seem hard to get, and I haven't played an event yet so idk if the event stamina item send rates are high or whatever. Or is it just pay to win?

Hi there!

First of all sorry for late and perhaps not very helpful response. I’m spending 99% of my time on work so I don’t have much time for both Tumblr and sss. Cries softly.

So, it’s definitely not pay to play type of game. Im not sure how sex appeal works in terms of checkpoints bc sometimes they’re stupidly high and sometimes they’re just fine. I know for sure that if u change route before finishing it u gonna need way more sex appeal than usual.

Sex appeal items aren’t this hard to get either and u get some for finishing event stories too. I think that u get small event stamina thing every 10 successful lessons. I strongly recommend saving ur stamina items for 3x fever, u can check fevers on event page, waffles work as well. And don’t forget to do sexy lessons not sweet lessons, u just have to remember to go to event page first again.

I hate typing on mobile kill me. Pls ask more questions if u have any :’))

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When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.
sooo have part one of my mcl GoT project thingy. There might be a part 2, but I’m so done rn and I’m not sure when I’ll start this up again. aaanyway, welcome to Westeros. 

thats it thats the whole game

this is what happens when i watch steve play spelunky and also what happens when i havent drawn fanart for a video game stream in awhile

and its also what happens when i bet on spikes oNE TURN OFF from when spikes actually happen to him………… sighs…………………

When are they going to come out with a Golden Girls Monopoly though… I can see it now

-you get mistaken for a prostitute, go directly to jail
-the get out of jail free card is a Sophia card
-you need condoms for your romantic cruise pay the bank $15
-you win 2nd place in a mother/daughter talent show collect $75
-your house gets broken into and you install a security system pay bank $200
-you won St. Olaf woman of the year collect $25
-you broke Blanche’s citrus festival plate pay bank $200
-you won 1st place in the dance marathon collect $100
-you make a charitable contribution to save the Mckinnley Lighthouse pay bank $75

@fakedfun liked for a starter

LIP curled into a pout, childish antics at display ; she’ll WIN. this game’s one she’s learned how to play too young, now she owns it.  ❛ pleeease? ❜  HONEYED eyes large & pleading, she’s got that broken doll look but underneath polished porcelain it’s where shadows lurk & you can see it leaking through the cracks. ❛ i promise it won’t be DANGEROUS. mostly. i just really need some help. 

a summary of shostakovich and symphony no 7
  • world war ii: die die die
  • stalin: loollll bye leningrad
  • leningrad: nOOOO
  • shostakovich: =_= snare drums it is
  • -
  • nazis: eugh we are winning war
  • nazis: oh hey its russia
  • nazis: ima invade you i forgot about you
  • shostakovich: oh fuck ugh
  • shostakovich: i already hate enough people oh well lets write a single movement symphonic composition because i hate everything
  • shostakovich: yo leningrad this goes out to you
  • -
  • shostakovich: woooo this gonna be played in 1941-2
  • everyone else: wait when the fuck did you write this then
  • shostakovich: SHHHHH YOu doNT need to knOWWW
  • -
  • shostakovich: hello students im going to play my 12 variation thingy
  • media: ahh im excited for the invasion theme!
  • shostakovich: NO THATS NOT WHAT I EVER CALLED IT YOU TURD WAFFLES
  • -
  • leningrad philharmonic: *plays the single-movement symphony*
  • sollertinsky: ima have to leave with the philharmonic bye
  • shostakovich:
  • shostakovich:
  • shostakovich: lol turns out i never finished it i just realised
  • shostakovich: it should be a four movement symphony instead lol tricked ya
  • -
  • shostakovich: should i stay and risk my life or just finish this like 83 months later
  • shostakovich: lets go lol byee
  • nazis: *cut off public transport*
  • shostakovich: well fuck
  • -
  • bombs: *boom booms everywhere*
  • shostakovich: *runs around bomb shelters*
  • shostakovich: ok lets write this second movement
  • *2 weeks later*
  • shostakovich: done
  • -
  • radio leningrad: heyyy shosty you wanna talk
  • shostakovich: sure
  • *talks*
  • shostakovich: AS A MATTER OF FACT I FINISHED THE 2 MOVEMENTS AND HOUR AGO AND IF I WRITE THE 3RD AND 4TH THIS GON BE MY 7TH SYMPHONY LOL MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT EXPECT THAT DID YA
  • -
  • shostakovich: *plays the two movements to musicians*
  • air raid siren: WOOPO WOOP WOOP WOOP
  • shostakovich: lol brb im gon take my family where they wont explode
  • shostakovich:
  • shostakovich: ok im back lets play more
  • musicians: WOOOO THIS SO GOOD YOU GOTTA START THE 3RD MOVEMENT
  • shostakovich: lolk
  • -
  • shostakovich: TO MOSCOW
  • shostakovich: i dont like it here TO KUIBYSHEV/SAMARA
  • shostakovich: well darn would you look at that i just completed the 4th movement
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  • shostakovich: lets play this bad boy on 9th August 1942
  • hitler: NO YOU CANT DO THAT IM CELEBRATING LENINGRAD BEING DEAD
  • leningrad: no no its ok
  • hitler: ok then
  • leningrad radio orchestra: this is so difficult tho why are we doing this its not worth it
  • shostakovich: EXCUSE ME!?
  • leningrad radio orchestra: ok ok ok ok ok we play now
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  • shostakovich: what do you think world?
  • virgil thomson: why. what is this shit. thIS IS FOR THE DUMB AND EASILY DISTRACTED
  • audience: *crying bc so emotional*
  • new york and london: this is for a bad war movie
  • rachmaninoff: well! lets have some tea
  • bartok: WHY IS THIS POPULAR ITS SO FDBKJAFJVAHJ;L
  • the entire west: eh its long
  • testimony: *like 30 years later* WAIT THIS IS ANTI-STALIN AND OMG
  • shostakovich's spirit: finally you motherfuckers can appreciate this