im not gonna put a caption because it will be annoying

okay but I feel like Harry would definitely send you nudes n shit while you’re in class

Like, you’d be listening to your professor lecture and your phone would vibrate and you’d take a quick glance and just about scream– it’d come out as a tiny garbled squawk.

And it’d be a thread of pics of him, starting from a selfie where he’s slumped into the couch in his donut hoodie with his messy nest of hair bc he didn’t feel like brushing it this morning so he just ran his fingers through it a couple of times and then called it a Grammy-worthy hairstyle. His face is neutral as he’s staring at the TV, the hood of the jumper hanging over his right shoulder and he just looks cozy and lazy. And then the second pic would be a pic of him looking down at some unknown thing off camera, but by the angle of the pic you deduce it’s his lap. And then the pic after that would be of him with his hand tucked into his black Nike running shorts, the outline of his knuckles showing that he’s cupping himself underneath. This picture would be followed by the caption, “im hard :(”

And you’d roll your eyes, typing back a quick “handle it” and locking your phone, setting it back on top of your textbook and continuing taking notes. It’d vibrate again, but you’d ignore it bc you don’t want to miss anything important. Then it buzzes again, and again, and again, and it keeps going at faster intervals and you know he’s aware that you’re ignoring him. You snatch it back up with a small, exasperated sigh, flicking through the 19 messages he’s shot at you. “help me!” “It hurts!!” “Don’t be so cruel :(” “baby I need you to cocks me through this!” “Get it? ‘Cocks’? Sounds like coax :D"

Then a pic of him all pouty with his big emerald eyes all doe-like. “just a quick one, c'mon. Just tell me what you’d do to me if you were here :)”

“I’d tell you that you sound like a fuckboy.”

“You answered so it worked”

“Because it was annoying. Now leave me alone I have work to do!”

And then a pic would come through of his bare hard-on, tucked out of his shorts and in his large hand with his fingers wrapped around it, pearls of pre-come shiny on the tip. “But I’m so hard for you :((”

You’d yelp, lowering your brightness to the lowest setting and tapping out an angry reply: “I’m. In. Public. You. Dipshit.”

“Scandalous ;))”

“do you want to get blocked again?”

“Tell me you wanna suck me off :)”

“if you use one more smiley face…”

“what, these? :)))) :-)))”

“Har, please. I have to go”

And before you shut off your phone a vid pops up and you see his face as the thumbnail, so you click it, glancing up quickly to make sure no one is watching and putting one earbud in.

“I’m really hard– s'like, it hurts a lot. And you’re not here and I just want you wrapped around me.” He frowns like a child, knuckling at his eyes and you can tell he woke up recently, even if it is one in the afternoon. “So ’m just gonna…hold on…this new phone’s a slippery one, innit? I’ve dropped it more times than I can count…”

The camera flips and, sure enough, there he is, all shades of red and purple, thick and veiny and bubbling over with jizz as he strokes himself at a medium pace, twisting every now and then to give the handjob some variety. “I just want you so bad, minx. Wanna push myself inside you while you’re all hot, wet, soft and tight…fucking hell, you’re so tight…”

You’d shift a bit, legs clamping out of instinct. He’s such a dick for doing this. You glance up and there’s 5 minutes left of class. You can make it.

He flips the camera back over to his face, where he’s leaning his head back against the sofa and biting his lips raw, tiny feathery moans oozing from them as his breathing gets heavier, his shoulders visibly jolting. “Oh, fuck me, doll. Make me come so hard, so much…Wanna taste you– just shove my face in between your pretty little legs and lick into you until you’re shaking.”

His jaw clenches, the muscle ticking and the veins in his neck chisel themselves into existence, his Adam’s Apple bobbing slowly as he swallows thickly. Sweat is beading his forehead, a few teeny curls sticking to his skin. You can see the hint of stubble that curtains the lower half of his jaw and trails onto the underside of his face and it only worsens the ordeal because you can just about feel it now, rubbing against your thighs as he’s in nose deep or scratching down the back of your shoulders as he takes you from behind. The little shit is staring directly into the camera and smirking, for fuck’s sake, licking the corner of his mouth and humming out a long groan. “Nice and hard for you, babygirl. Want you to fuck my brains out…”

The video ends there with Harry’s back arching off the couch, cutting off as he gives a watery yelp. You sit there, blinking tears of desperation from your eyes and trying to force the blush from your cheeks.

“When i get home, you’re fucked.”

“Wouldn’t want it any other way ;)”

anonymous asked:

dude regarding your subtitle post, legit in camp camp someone put in their captions (oh no my bby) when david said "somebody fucking has to" (im paraphrasing) and that legit got me so fucking pissed because it totally took me out of the moment!?!

HONESTLY YE L IKE

i get people are gonna wanna say stuff but just make a comment like everyone

i’m pretty sure captioners are paid y’all don’t take ur job and use it to be unprofessional and quite frankly…. to not…. do the job….. right…. like i get they use the brackets to separate the comment from the actual subtitle but that doesn’t change anything it’s still a distraction and annoying and honestly the brackets should be saved for background audio like if someone’s talking in the BG and it’s kinda important just bracket it don’t!! add!!! your own stuff!!! aaaaa!!!

i’ve seen a lot about camp camp having a pretty bad caption job on it n seen some hecks myself like. guys. c’mon.

Unexplainable Love {Park Jihoon}

Park Jihoon Feat. Wanna One [Ending 1]

Fluff

[Requested]

Synopsis: Ice cream date with Jihoon, texting with obnoxious people you call friends, and a short adventure in the park🍦


You were on he phone with your best friend, Eunmi, who is Seongwoo’s cousin.

“Can you come over so that we can watch PD101 on crack?” she asks while you slip your feet into your Converse.

You laugh. “You always want to do the weirdest things,” you tell her. “But I can’t, I’m going on a date with Jihoon. Maybe after, if you’re awake when I come by your place.”

“Okay, I’ll be awake for sure. By the way, do you have Woojin’s number?”

“Uh yeah, but your cousin is Ong Seongwoo. Ask him. I have to go so I’m not late, bye!”

“Alright, fine. Bye Y/N! Have fun! Tell Jihoon I say hi!”

“I will! And by the way, don’t watch that Unhelpful Guide to Wanna-One video yet because I haven’t watched it.”

“Uhm, too late.”

Eunmi hangs up so you roll your eyes and happily put your phone in your pocket while thinking about Jihoon. You call out to your parents that you’re going to be out and will be back in a few hours. After you close the door behind you, you make your way to the ice cream shop, nearly skipping in joy because you haven’t seen Jihoon for the longest time.

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anonymous asked:

Please, please, please~ a compilation of jealous jongin or sad jongin because someone is touching my man or territorial jongin bc have to protect what's mine. Or anything that ticks jongin off because no other man shall have kyungsoo's attention but him. i love you. omg thank you

i love u too anon! and ur welcum heheh, anyway, lets get started (since prob this shit is gonna be long im gonna put this keep reading option from now on bc some ppl have complained lol sorry about that)

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anonymous asked:

you wanna know what the most energetic ship would be?? tanaka/noya/terushima/bokuto. literal party ship!!! they're loud, they're proud, they're first loves, they're last loves, they're those dads you hear about who are 48 and still massive kids. they would just be big balls of energy who never grow up! imagine them on a roadtrip or smth. tanaka's driving and has serious Road Rage, bokuto's next to him fiddling with the radio (he breaks it), noya tells him not to worry and (1/7)

starts yelling Disney songs at the top of his lungs between tanaka’s excessive cursing, terushima records snippets to put on snapchat and captions it, “my boyfriends are so embarrassing” (but he’s screaming Street Rat louder than noya off camera) and they end up somewhere about 300 miles off of wherever they’re supposed to be because not one of them thinks to look at (or even pack, to be honest) a map. bokuto’s brought his childhood blanket, but not a map. (2/7)

and they’re loud on the streets of wherever they are and they end up making friends with the locals and this happens every time, teru’s insta is just them with random people, grinning at the camera with a caption akin to, “we meet some RAD PEOPLE HERE!!!!” and they don’t have a lot of money so they have to rent out a shitty motel with like one bed that they all have to squish into, but they do, because they have a big ass bed at home (two doubles pushed together, probably) (3/7)

and all of them are so cuddly and touchy feely they take up one quarter of it, and most people would be annoyed they’re stranded out in the middle of nowhere, missing wherever they’re supposed to be, and maybe tanaka tries to be a little irritated about it, but bokuto’s laughing so loud like he’s complete with them there, and he never thought the phrase, “anywhere and anything would be fine as long as i’m with you” was a true one, (4/7)

but he’s sitting on the grubby single bed with noya curled up in his lap and teru shooting him a grin like a blazing fire, and tanaka catches, can’t help but grin back because they’re just so happy together??? the next day they go out with the intention of buying a map but they get distracted and end up daring each other to do the stupidest things and of course none of them back down until someone says something (5/7)

(daichi texts tanaka, ‘i can literally feel you doing something stupid, knock it off’ at the same time akaashi texts bokuto something along the same lines) and they end up going back to the motel mapless and teru tells them scary stories with a torch held under his chin, which freaks the other three out and makes them cling to each other, but when a bang comes from somewhere in the room, teru is just as scared but is the one to check it out by a vote (“this isn’t fair!” teru whines, (6/7)

hiding his head under the blanket. noya replies, “this is democracy, terushima!!”) and i am SORRY i’m rambling i am just so in love with this dumbass happy energetic sweetass ship who probably move into the motel because they can’t find a map until daichi comes to pick them up, and he’s not pleased with them, but their cheeks ache from smiling and they can’t bring themselves to care and idk whether to wriTE THIS ANYWAY SORY FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS IF I’M THE ONLY ONE (7/7)

HOLY???? THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ANON

IN THE QUESTION OF ‘BUT SHOULD I WRITE THIS’ IM ALWAYS GONNA ENABLE, ANON THE ANSWER’S ALWAYS YES AND YOU’RE NEVER THE ONLY ONE (and if you are, dragging people into rarepair hell with you is like, half the fun, my dude)

a post about reposters

So recently and not for the first time i’ve had gifs of mine reposted- and i know that’s never gonna stop, but what i want to talk about right now is the behavior of reposters when they get called out or creators ask them to remove their stolen posts. Every single reposter i have talked to has gotten (to some degree) defensive about their actions and this is what i usually hear:

  • I had a friend send it to me and i don’t know where they found them
  • I found them on google
  • There wasn’t a watermark so i couldn’t credit
  • There’s already a watermark so i don’t need to credit (amazing)
  • I’ve made gifs/edits/ect before and im not bothered when others repost mine so you shouldn’t be either
  • Well it’s not like they’re really yours either you didn’t take the picture/record the video

All of these excuses, yes that’s what you’re doing when you say these things, are poor. Firstly, a good rule of thumb for anyone with common sense is if you don’t know where it came from or it’s not yours don’t post it-and certainly don’t tag it to try and get lots of notes as if you spent so much time putting your post together?? Also just because someone reposted something of yours and it didn’t bother you does not mean other people aren’t going to get upset when they see something of theirs they worked hard on get notes and praise without any acknowledgment it was their work in the first place. Lastly, “It’s not really yours either, you didn’t film the video/take the picture you don’t have a copywrite on it,” excuse me but it most certainly is the editors original work and the big difference between editors and reposters is that editors will usually always link back to where they found the original video/picture they aren’t claiming that’s theirs, they are however claiming that they took they time to edit the content and make it their own which completely entitles them to call it their original work

SO LISTEN UP REPOSTERS: WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU YOU HAVE REPOSTED SOMETHING OF THEIRS DON’T MAKE EXCUSES. 

Usually when someone comes to tell you you have reposted something of theirs they are calm and are just asking you to remove it, few will come and just start attacking you, it’s usually only once you have made an excuse (see list above) that people will start getting angry and preachy. Yeah, sometimes people will been angry when they see stuff of theirs reposted right away-especially when it’s whole gifsets, the whole idk where it’s from/i found them on google excuse is incredibly weak here (just so you know)-but can you really blame them, especially when it happens to some of these people all the time?

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU YOU HAVE REPOSTED SOMETHING

Apologize. DON’T MAKE AN EXCUSE. Don’t try and halfway justify yourself and say it just came from google or whatever. Apologize and delete the post like the person has requested. If you really did want those gifs/edits/ect on your blog the great thing is you now know where the original content came from and you can ask the person where you can find the original post so you can reblog it now. The sad/funny thing about reposters is that they never ask this. They don’t care about supporting creators/editors they just want the pretty gifs/edits/ect on their blog with their own notes. Just to prove how heartless some of these people are i actually had someone message me telling me they accidentally flagged one of my gifsets and then three days later they reposted it with the same caption and underneath the classic (credit to owner) on the post as if they didn’t already know where it came from. 

So yeah, reposters i know you’re never going away, but for the love of god stop arguing and trying to justify yourself when someone tells you you have reposted their stuff. It’s annoying and you’re never in the right, so stop.