im not gonna actually do one a day

So I’ve had this idea for some superhero lesbian romcom type story that I dont have the skills or focus to really develop but man do I want it.

Main POV is on the hero character. She’s terse and high strung in that vulcan “im calm and collected and cool outside but eternally screaming on the inside” way. Overthinks Everything.

Her main nemesis is some catwoman style jewelry thief who GLEEFULLY lives up the “ridiculous sexy villain” aesthetic. She’s gonna be comfortable but that doesnt mean she aint gonna look GOOD because these tiddies DESERVE to be appreciated via a cleavage window.

This is almost entirely why the hero has dubbed this mostly harmless thief as her nemesis like who fucking does that some of us are trying to do respectable work while she goes around feeding into EVERY sexy cliche I hate it so much I keep this picture of her to remind me of how much she annoys me and sleep with it every night.

Anyway. Hero one day sees her Nemesis in a mundane setting like at work or a coffeeshop and recognizes her INSTANTLY (reason 3 she’s annoying: actually thinks a dainty black eyemask is a DISGUISE)

Hero is like “hooollllyyy shit holy shit it’s her jfc she is FOLLOWING ME she’s trying to PSYCHE ME OUT!! Well ill show her im gonna go over and pass some hints that im on to her shit!!”

Goes over and is bamboozled when Nemesis is just all “oh hey i was wondering when you’d stop staring and come talk to me ;)” and next thing she knows theyre sitting down and having coffee together and then it hits her.

Not only did Nemesis not recognize her (of course she didnt because SOME OF US know how to do a disguise with voice changers and all) but she is now on a date. It’s a good date. Nemesis is flirty and cute and oh no she runs a charity organization for street kids fuck thats where the money all goes oh no oh fuck

And then dates?????? keep happening??????????? but moonlight chases across the city also keep happening????? Hero is Very Confused and Conflicted and it’s a constant hilarious comedy of errors of her almost coming clean on who she is then chickening out and in a constanr state of lowkey existential crisis.

All leads up to some scene where theyre doing the Hero and Villain thing and Hero cant stop from flirting hardcore and laying it on thick (bc she is now starting to warm up to this whole catsuit and titty window look she sees the benefits)

Only to have Nemesis go “oh honey thats sweet but im not gonna let you off easy for it. Also I have a girlfriend anyway”

Cue another lowkey existential crisis of being stuck between “I JUST GOT FUCKIN REJECTED BY MY OWN GIRLFRIEND????!?” And “holy shit she called me her girlfriend and turns down people for me oh my god ❤❤”

Plot twist: when she finally comes clean over breakfast Nemesis is like “oh thank god i was wondering when you’d say something because pretending I didnt know was getting too old to be fun anymore, like I caught on around our third date, anyway you want some more pancakes?”

anonymous asked:

Could you do a Reddie soulmate AU?

- imagine if soulmates could give and take each other’s pain

- one day eddie tripped over and smacked his knee on the pavement, and richie started laughing his ass off so eddie glared at him until richie suddenly felt a cut forming on his knee

- they both freaked out, realising what that meant, but then realised the fucking DAMAGE they could do to each other

- ‘well i’m gonna die before im 20 because you’re the clumsiest person i know’

- whenever richie starts talking shit, instead of saying ‘beep beep richie’ like the others eddie just pinches himself and waits for richie’s cursing to start

- ‘stop fucking pinching yourself that fucking hurts!’

- the other losers often see richie and eddie fighting, and by fighting that means hitting and slapping themselves and transferring the pain to each other instead of actually fighting one another

- one day richie got beaten pretty bad by henry and his gang and eddie only saw him after he came to his house that night, covered in cuts and bruises with tears in his eyes, and the second he saw him he presses his lips to richie and richie stares in shock as he slowly saw bruises and cuts form on eddie’s face, eddie whimpering into richie’s mouth and flinching as the pain fades from richie’s body to his own

- when they’re in the neibolt house and eddie breaks his arm, richie touches his forehead to eddie’s and starts to cry as his arm snaps, he later tells eddie in the hospital with his cast on that he couldn’t live seeing eddie hurt, that he’d rather take a broken arm or worse to make sure eddie was safe

- and eddie realised then that richie really was his soulmate

Ladrien June Day 15: Fear

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only for today.

even saw isak on the first day of school and since he was always strategically placed in isak’s line of sight when isak started noticing him, even probably followed him around and sat close to him whenever he could. this means that he saw all the little things no one else noticed. he saw isak yawning and scratching his nose when it was too damn early for anyone to be fully awake. he saw isak stretch his arms above his head and make that high pitched whiny noise. he saw isak hum the postman pat theme song while waiting for the boy squad to show up at lunch. he saw isak struggle with his locker and completely destroy his books every single day. he saw all these stupid things people do when they think no one’s looking and he was completely mesmerized by it

gryles 2017 for vee @ladsfm

okay ah vee wanted this UPDATED!!! to add the start of the year too so! edited again!

heres a basic recap i guess but uhhh

  • harry nd nick literally spent xmas together aGAIN and they mention it casually as fUCK 
  • they started off their year domestic and shit how fucking adorable #netflixnchillncurry
  • okay so we didnt even KNOw this happened until they talked bout it in the sott premiere but! they literally spent a whole goddamn day together just dedicated to listening to ?? sott?? hs1?? i feel like they listened to the whole fucking album but im also pretty sure nick was like ‘no i didnt hear the album before!! this is all new!!’ when harry went on for the hs1 premiere but whatever nicks a fuckin liar we all kno it
  • im dying it was one album song like IT TAKES LESS THAN AN HOUR and they met up in the MORNING and didnt listen till afterNOON whatthe FUCK they literally spent all DAY together cos they were so NERVOUS what fools
  • then we have: ladzfm 2.0 aka sott premiere aka: “I feel lucky to be playing my first song with one of my best friends.” aka our collective death
  • we got a lot of good shit in this interview im actualy crying rereading it all what the fuck HMM SO WE GOT #fontchat, nick talking about trying to cook a roast for harry with remi IN LA, nick admitting that harry was one of 4 people nick told about getting breakfast (two being his parents FUCK), #ronniewoodchat??? nicks life is so weird, OH POST BRITS CHAT FUCK!, confirmed that nick and anne text on the reg, dog collar chat #legendsonly, #tbt to when they saw rita at G-A-Y , other cute shit
  • THANKS FOR HAVING ME. LOVE YOU. H.
  • also this like idk how to describe it but nick and harry are BOTH the sun for eachother and they literlly light each other up
  • nick being adorable about it on insta too
  • okay now its the original post but i fixed those links you told me were wrong
  • okay i feel like u know that nick flew to america to take his mum on a holiday then like also watch harry debut on snl but i feel like revisiting so
  • there was ANNE that fucked us up to begin with
  • then when nick turned up at the snl studios??
  • like we were waiting for it but we never fucking expected it to actually happen what the fuck
  • nick looked so good when he was there fuck me
  • harry smiling and waving at his lil home party of 2
  • him and eileen going to the afterparty and chillin with jimmy whatshisface, eileen partying till the am?
  • uhh hardly important but idk
  • nick looks so fkin good even hungover as fuck after partying all night and celebrating (marrying) harry
  • MOVING ON FROM THEIR AMERICAN MARRIAGE
  • the tweet got deleted ugh but nick was spotted at harrys graham norton performance! love a supportive husband!
  • harry came on the show for an hour for his album release party and? it was LIVE
  • started with nick complimenting harry on his outfit made outta tea towels
  • harry saves the audios that nick sends him when harry was sharing album clips and nick sung his own versions #confirmed
  • omg notebook chat was in this interview ugh
  • <3
  • jonna just posted this like last week and im still crying
  • MOVING ON FROM LADZFM TO: MALLORCA
  • okay first off nick looks fit as fuck in mallorca so
  • nick went to both the hens party and the stag do what a fuckin loser
  • hun! oh HUN
  • okay i think we got like ppl rumouring that harry was in mallorca but EMILY CAME THRU for us and posted this
  • the girls lookd so lovely at the wedding tho ahhh
  • this is what harry married i love Him
  • nick and harry musta been sharin a room cos nick was wearin his clothes aww
  • so basically nick blasted the hell outta wild thoughts on this holiday and put green hearts on fuckin everything so i did this mess
  • okay mallorcas over rip back to ldn life
  • nick got emo again idk
  • whatever they went out for LUNCH 
  • what the fuck how domestic
  • OH A GOOD DAY HERE
  • nick went to see dunkirk by himself cos he couldnt make the premiere etc etc 
  • completely by himself im dyin
  • then we were all like HEY I HOPE HE STILL MAKES THE PREMIERE cos liek we didnt know he was busy so when he rocked up to host this car gig or whatever we were all like hmm proud of u host grimshaw but also hun :/
  • and also the bleach makeup launch was on that night so like a lot of harrys close ldn crew pals missed the ldn premiere too and we were all like awww poor harry
  • BUT THEN
  • both HARRY and NICK rocked up at the bleach party!
  • they both looked fit as everyloving FUCK this night too
  • N I C E
  • fucked up we never got an actual HQ pic of nick and harry together but you can see nicks arm in this on the right omg
  • im still gellz
  • OKAY MOVING ONTO HARRY COMING ONTO THE SHOW FOR LADZFM 4.0 to talk about DUNKIRK
  • unfortch it was prerecorded but like still
  • nick looked amazing (and harry took those pics and u cant tell me otherwise)
  • uhh some good quotes one two three four five 
  • they look lovely im stressed
  • (nick in glasses lookin like a doctor)
  • OKAY MOVING ON TO NICKS BDAY
  • harry was MIA? for nicks actual bday SO INSTEAD they celebrated together (with harry lambert) a couple day early!!
  • nice lil lunch <3
  • SHOPPING WITH BAE
  • nick looks rly fit
  • i cant beleive harry brought him the goddamn shoes
  • i cant belvie how much nick loves them
  • like full on 100% loves them
  • (harry has rly similar shoes too goddamn matchy matchy kids)
  • fast forward to later augugst where
  • NICK AND HARRY GONNA DO A BBC SPECIAL TOGETHER
  • aka Harry Styles at the BBC
  • then like FIVE DAYS AFTER IT WAS ANNOUNCED nick andharry were already up north filming one two three
  • NICK N HARRY LOOKED ADORBALE TOGEHTER
  • nick tweeted about being off air for 3 days and jeff liked it :)
  • in the actual recording harry wears his usual florals  yeh nick actually fucking posted that to his own instagram story what thte fuck i love 2017
  • nick? murder me?
  • ahhh
  • ALSO ANNE AND EILEEN SAT TOGETHER IN THE AUDIENCE HOW FUJCING SWEET WTF
  • and THATS basically it for the past couple of months? there was this mention the other day but apart from that!
  • EDIT: I FUCKING FORGOT TO ADD THAT HARRY COVERED WILD THOUGHTS IN THE BBC RADIO ONE LIVE LOUNGE which: what the Fuck

anyway I LOVE YOU I MISS YOU IM SORRY THIS IS A MESS HOPE UR DOIN OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And so it begins! Inktober day 1

Not a better way to start than by drawing my sunshine baby boy being in love

I’m gonna do a hxh themed inktober ( OMG WHAT A SURPRISE ) lol its probably only gonna be Gon and Killua… I’m also gonna run out of ideas by… um tomorrow xD  I hope I actually manage to do one every day, but i also have a life, (lies) so i’ll be busy. If you guys have any ideas, message me or send an ask and if i like it i might draw it.

anonymous asked:

Hi mod! Im not sure if you watch steven universe or have seen the newest promo but i just saw it and all i could think of when i saw the newest gem was you! The outfit and how they talked/flailed around reminded me of your cartoonishness haha

I was saving it for this afternoon but if the one you’re talking about is that gem with a monocle? blue? flares for days? I am excited to see more of them bc yeah actually??? I even do that head-clutching squat thing when I’m venting what is this character?!

karmabluejay  asked:

How do you think the conversation between the Red and Blue Lion went down in terms of Red taking Lance as their new paladin?

Blue: Aw man, sucks you lost keith. I know how much you loved him.

Red: Yeah…. It’s a… sucks. But I understand. Good of the team and all.

Blue: Yeah that’s right. Hopefully they find Black’s paladin soon.

Red: Yeah…. SO ANYWAY IM GONNA NEED YOUR BOY.

*Later that day*

Lance: It’s me…. Lancey Lance… do you hate me now?”

Blue: *Actually sobbing*

Red: BIIIIIIIITCH! BITCH LETS GO! GET YOUR SKINNY ASS OVER HERE!

*cue yellow and green lions thanking the universe that they aren’t involved in this mess*

Anyway…. I expect Red just… decided haha.

Red: YES I WILL TAKE THE SKINNY BLUE ONE I HAVE HEARD SUCH GOOD THINGS ABOUT FROM MY KEEF. AND A LARGE FRIES THANK YOU. 

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hello, i’m late. nice to meet you, dad... yuu-san seems to have had quite a day playing around with mika

[Femslash February]: Snow

im actually a piece of garbage i should not be trying to do this

if you take a peek at how the prompts are split up, there’s one box of color per week. so this is begging for one pairing per week. gonna have Chlonette be my blue box :) so for the next seven days i’ll fulfill the prompts with the two of them before switching to a new pairing!

oh. do not support this. i have homework to do. seriously. stop me. i’m actually 75% serious. 


Day 1: Snow (Chlonette)

Words: 1473

Link to Archive of Our Own: [AO3]

[Next: Asleep]


“Oh, dammit!”

Marinette called out from the kitchen with her mouth full. “What?”

Chloe was standing in front of the apartment windows with her hands on her hips. “Are you seeing what’s outside right now?”

“The sky, hopefully.”

No! I mean what’s in the sky! Come, this is an emergency!”

She rolled her eyes, left her empty breakfast plate on the kitchen table, and looped around the corner, jokingly mirroring Chloe’s position in front of the window. “What’s the emergency?”

Chloe scoffed and turned to Marinette. “Are you serious right now? You see this, don’t you?”

“Yes, I see it, what’s your point?”

“What the hell!? That’s my point!

Marinette’s eyes widened and she laid a gentle hand on Chloe’s shoulder. “Oh my gosh, wait. I’m being so insensitive. Sometimes I forget that you’re so sheltered you’ve never seen snow before. This must be a shock for you.”

Chloe shrugged Marinette’s hand off with a glare while Marinette threw her head back and cackled. “Oh, shut up! That’s not what I meant!”

“Darling, it’s winter time. It’s cold out. It snows. These are all very normal things.”

“We were supposed to get our hair done today,” Chloe muttered. “I wanted to take you to that Indian restaurant I found the other day, too. We haven’t gone out in forever.”

Their apartment windows were completely whited out from all the snow that was falling. It was hard to see many of the buildings that were right next to theirs. It was more snow than they’d ever gotten in a while, and she was sure it wasn’t going to let up until later this evening. She wrinkled her nose. “Yeah, I don’t think this is weather to be going anywhere in.”

“You’d think it’d have the decency to warn us in advance when this sort of thing is going to happen.”

Marinette smirked. “It being the weather?”

“Obviously.”

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destination-unicornland  asked:

Hi! Can I request a date with Minghao at the zoo for the date game(romantic but others can be there too)?I'm not sure what kind of description you want so I'm gonna be vague.I'm 5'3,very pale skin,pale blue eyes and light brown hair.I'm usually quiet but can go sarcastic and loud.I absolutely love animals(hence the zoo date)and I'm a really creative,open-minded and caring person.Thank you so much and congrats on having so many followers,you deserve it,your asks always make me smile :) ❤

A Date with Svt: Minghao at the Zoo

  • okay so you and Minghao have been friends for a very long time now
  • and Minghao has liked you for a very long time now
  • you felt the same
  • but neither of you made a move
  • but the both of you did tell someone, and that someone being Junhui
  • and we all know Minghao is close with Jun so theres no doubt he’ll let Jun know first
  • and like just imagine, when the three of you hangout, they would talk in chinese and Jun would deadass tell Minghao ways on how to make a move on you and just Minghao telling Jun that youre beautiful and you wouldnt understand a thing asdfghjkl
  • oh but you actually didnt tell Jun
  • you were just watching Minghao practice when he just went pulled you somewhere
  • “You like Minghao don’t you?”
  • you were honestly shocked, like since wen does Jun read minds
  • and you just casually realizing that your heart eyes for Minghao isnt as sly as you think
  • okay so how Minghao asked you out is honestly the most cutest and extra thing ever
  • he invited you over to their practice room
  • and to your surprise, nobody was inside the room except for a dog when you came
  • being the animal lover you are, you pet it
  • and Minghao just comes up behind you and taps your shoulder to get your attention
  • not saying anything, just holding up a sign that says
  • “I woof you. And I would woof it if you went out with me.”
  • you probably screaming yes
  • “I actually planned on asking you out the normal way but Jun made me do this because I lost.”
  • on the day of your date
  • you couldnt have been more happy to spend the whole day with him
  • when you arriving at the zoo
  • you both having a little fight on who’s gonna pay
  • “Im taking you out. I have to pay.” Minghao protests
  • “NOooo i want to pay for you and me” you pout
  • “Im the one who asked you out. You can just stay pretty and treat us on our next date” he winks
  • pale skin and blushing cheeks don’t mix okay
  • but he thought you looked gorgeous
  • sad to say that you lost and Minghao payed while you were screaming internally
  • you looking like a child as soon as you enter the zoo
  • and Minghao just looking at you fondly
  • “Well aren’t you excited, where do you want to go first?”
  • “Of course I’m excited!! Where have you been during the whole time we’ve dated??” you say making a face jokingly
  • then your eye catches on something
  • “Theres an elephant show! Let’s hurry it looks like it’s about to start!!”
  • all throughout the show
  • Minghao would just look at you while you smile at the tricks the elephants were doing
  • and would just, smile
  • you would catch him every once and a while
  • gazes meeting
  • you immediately looking away as redness takes over your cheeks
  • he would also hold your hand when he gets a chance
  • “Are you even watching?”
  • “Yeah.”
  • “I never knew your eyes can see things sideways”
  • “i’m watching though”
  • “Doesnt seem like it.”
  • “That’s because I’m watching you” He smirks
  • “Yah. Stop it.” You playfully hit him
  • after the show, you guys decided to walk through different enclosures
  • seeing a lot of animals really making you happy
  • you love them to bits and being able to see them with someone you like is like a bonus
  • you walked through the different enclosures with both of your hands intertwined
  • and you guys being dorks
  • you name every single animal you see
  • “I think that lion is more of a Michael. He looks like a Michael.” he points to the lion
  • “Minghao. It’s a lioness.”
  • “Then Michaela.”
  • “How about the tiger over there?” you point
  • “Minghao.” He answers immediately
  • “okay just why.”
  • “Because Im a tiger.” he winks
  • “.. I need you to go away”
  • you guys explored the zoo all day
  • even getting a chance to name a baby panda officially
  • “Okay. This is a big decision. What will we name it.” you ask
  • “How about Oreo since he is black and white?” He suggests
  • “Babe are you hungry?” you ask laughing
  • “Pffft no not at all”
  • you stare at him, a smirk growing on your face
  • “Okay yes love I am”
  • a thought flashes through your head
  • “Ai, I want to name him Ai” you grin
  • he smiles softly at you,
  • the look in his eyes showing how deeply touched he is
  • “Ai it is, now Iet’s go eat my love”
  • him wrapping his arm around your shoulder sweetly
  • the whole day was filled with moments like this
  • you two would be holding hands and talking about random things
  • him throwing his jacket around your shoulders when a cold breeze hits
  • riding his skateboard around the zoo with his arms tight around your waste and hands intertwined
  • and just times where the two of you arent talking and you would catch him looking at you with a soft smile
  • sadly, the day eventually had to end
  • and the two of you were walking
  • since you missed the bus
  • you were holding Minghao’s hand as you were riding his skateboard
  • with your hands out, trying to balance yourself and the other being held by Minghao as he guides you
  • “Did you enjoy the date?” him breaking the silence
  • “I had so much fun” you smile
  • “So theres a possibility that I can take you out again?” he asks
  • “After today? no of course not” you joke
  • “Heyyyy” he whines
  • “Just kidding babe” you grin
  • he replies simply with a kiss on your forehead

Originally posted by minghaon

DATE REQUESTS CLOSED

MASTERLIST (where the other date scenarios can be found)

anonymous asked:

May I request RFA + V and Saeran reacting to MC proposing to them?

Okey-dokey artichokey!!

prepare for like mr. snuffleupagus fluff okay

Also for this I’m doing a female MC just cause it’s easier for me :)


Yoosung

- MC decided to take him to a park for a picnic

- she brought his favorite foods along with omelettes hehehe

- she knew the wimp he is wasn’t about to propose anytime soon so she took matters into her own hands

- so while he’s going on about something at work, MC gets up behind him and taps on his shoulder

- when he turns around and she’s on one knee his eyes go so wide and he’s so red oml

- he gets really “mad” he’s actually the happiest man alive because he wanted to propose to her but I mean thank gOD he didn’t have to go through the stress of a proposal

- he says yes before she even says “will you marry me” this boy is ecstatic

Zen

- so she knew this guy would do the most romantic proposal

- but she wanted to beat him to it cause she can’t let him win

- so MC decides after one of his shows to do it

- she hides in his dressing room thing so once the show is over and he goes in there, MC goes behind him

- “MC, what are you doing?”

- “proposing you handsome dummy”

- he’s like “MC WHAT BUT IM SUPPOSED TO PROPOSE”

- who needs stereotypical rules anyway??

- he obviously accepts but wants to propose to her anyway cause he’s gotta be that guy

- Jaehee

- so for this relationship the stereotype thingy doesn’t apply obviously

- MC would probably be the one to propose anyway since Jaehee already has had enough stress in her life

- MC would do it in the cafe, during a not too busy not too empty time, in front of the entire store

- (I like to think they would have like live music and stuff because I mean obviously Zen would sing no doubt)

- so she gets up on the stage and says the typical “can I have everyone’s attention?”

- “Jaehee, will you marry me?”

- it’s the happiest moment of Baehee’s life

Jumin

- I’m not really sure how this would work

- cause I mean he proposed to MC like right away

- so quick

- but if he didn’t, MC would probably do some cliche thing and do it on the top of a Ferris wheel

- but she’s gotta get to that Ferris wheel first

- “MC why are we going to a commoner’s festival”

- “MC I’m not touching that”

- “If you wanted cotton candy don’t eat this garbage the chef would’ve made it”

- “Why are we going on this ferris thing I literally have a helicopter”

- but once they get to the top and MC proposes its so worth it

- he still says he’s gonna propose to you because he’s Jumin and he’s gotta get you the biggest ring but he loves it anyway

Saeyoung/Seven

- Seven’s always ready to mix things up and this boy has so much anxiety and self-consciousness I doubt he’d ever be able to propose (even though he technically does in his dream but shh)

- so MC would probably get back at his for Valentine’s Day and make him go on a scavenger hunt

- he would find little notes reminding him of the best and worst times of their relationship

- at the end, MC is standing there with a ring pop in her hand and asks Seven…

- “Saeyoung, will you meow-ry me??”

- He’s honestly so surprised but really happy and holding back tears because omg she loves me

- he says “are you kitten me? paws-itively!!!”

- cue Saeran in the back screaming his head off because oh god I have to deal with these two help me

Saeran

- it’s so chill

- like have you ever seen my big fat greek wedding where the guy just proposes like “you wanna get married” and she’s like “yeah sure” but the both of them are obviously really excited

- that’s how this proposal is

- they’re both sitting on the couch kinda snugglin

- MC knew it would be awhile before he proposed cause he’s kinda new to this ya know

- and she asks him “hey, you wanna get married?”

- he stops dead for a second and then says “yeah sure”

- thank god it’s dark in there cause the two of them are smiling and blushing so hard

- it’s adorable

V

- this boy

- so sweet

- he’ll propose to MC or if MC proposes to him he’s cool with it

- he actually thinks it’s nice to mix up the rules and have her do it

- so MC decides to do it after V gets the surgery

- when V gets up after and actually is able to see again he starts crying and can’t see anymore gosh darnit

- MC sneaks up behind him and does a cute little “boo!” and V doesn’t even turn around right away hes gotta prepare himself for this

- when he does turn around he doesn’t see her until he looks down and OMG SHES ON ONE KNEE MC I NEED TO PREPARE FOR ALL THESE THINGS IM GONNA EXPLODE

- it’s the happiest day of his life

- he also ends up buying her an engagement ring anyway because why not


Done! Hope you like it!!

Originally posted by unloadthecargo

aaaaahhhhh yall im literally the worst blog on tumblr but yall still come thru like i never thought id reach 500 bruh but thank you overall for making me laugh and having such great posts/reblogs!! so for this followforever i would love to do blogrates cuz i think that would be fun but if this flops i never did this ha ha ha !! but first imma tag some of my fav mutuals and favorite blogs overall too !!

@punk-rock-princess-626 @orangejuicephil @galaxylestrr @theflowerkingdom @happierhowlter @bandicoot-phan @sungminova @moveonbro @avonsstory @phillie-willie-lester @geewobbles @phan0ddity @cityofphan @whiskery-phan @kristines-galaxy-of-blackholes @blossom-howell @mochaphill @perhaps-trees-and-tea @eaglephil @domesticbanting @unorthodoxsavvy @gayphanandpokestan @flyingstarshowell @moonshine-lester and many more but dont wanna tag everyone haha!!

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  • be following me! these r for followers :)
  • reblog this post!! 
  • ill probs tag this with #5hun blogrates w/ sahra
  • send me an ask off anon with the message “beep beep!” and tell me about ur day, or a joke you heard, fav song or your fav food!! anything u want really!!

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season: spring / summer / fall / winter

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  • if there’s a good word to pick that fits him 100% it would be…charismatic 
  • he loves interacting with the civilians of his country but sometimes things get out of hand like his own bodyguards have to keep him at bay not the people because he once offered to do a hug event at the center of the capital and everyone in the palace was like ….princes don’t do that like idols do that not princes…and jun was like in a way i am an idol - an idol of the beauty of our country 
  • he’s also reckless like he frequently gets media coverage for just leaving the palace and going out shopping by himself or dyeing his hair blonde which allegedly gave the queen quite a shock (as in there was a rumor she fell off the the throne and prince jun helped her up but also laughed and are u getting the picture he’s wild)
  • has apparently accumulated over 50 proposals from other countries princesses but hasn’t accepted or refused one (when asked about this jun said quote on quote “how could i say no to a princess? but then again how could i sacrificed myself to marriage?”)
  • his schooling is all done by private tutors who just don’t know how to control him like he’s incredibly smart and talented but he loves joking around way too much and he flirts with just about everyone so trying to teach him anything solid is a pain in the butt with him leaning over the table and winking all the goddamn time
  • the king and queen don’t trust him with making any legal decisions at all so for the most part he doesn’t get the point of getting lessons because like who cares he’s not gonna be writing laws or anything anytime soon he’d rather just go out and get wasted at the local clubs around town
  • and he’ll never admit it but he’s grown spiteful of the way his parents and the other royal officials treat him so just to piss them off more he acts like such a loose canon and the only one that has ever seen him breakdown is servant minghao who’s been his only friend since infancy and minghao just doesn’t know what to do to save the prince
  • but before i get all sappy about prince!jun (which i will don’t you worry about it) he’s also very picky about things like clothing and the way the palace looks like even the queen didn’t make as many demands as he did about how his room should look and whenever there are balls to be thrown he’s the first to be called upon because like no one can argue he has impeccable taste even foreign designers sometimes contact him about ideas
  • and like for the most part he goes around wearing expensive suits that give off a princly vibe, but ties and dresshirts on not his thing so it’s sort of a mix of casual and royal; 
  • most of his lessons are in things like politics, fine arts, and music but one day minghao suggest that the queen find someone to teach the prince self defense and she agrees that it might be a good way to install manners in him so she hires you
  • and you’re not even from the country that prince jun’s family governs over but you take the job after being begged by them and after looking up his name and seeing the numerous articles of him being well a little on the wild side you think well at least he won’t be boring
  • and so you two meet for the first time in the open ballroom of the palace and fidgety servant minghao is kind of like “please be gentle with our prince he’s a little…..rough around the edges” and you’re like “kid i teach sword fighting for a living” and minghao’s kind of like yeah but im pretty sure you’ve never meet someone with a personality like the prince 
  • and you gotta admit when you first walk in the prince is just sipping some wine and reading a magazine and he only looks up at you when you clear your throat and then
  • well then the grease begins to come out
  • prince jun just gets up and he does a little bow and he’s tall and very blonde and you’re kind of like ……this kid is next in line to rule a country??……but he’s also very alluring like he looks like a beautiful painting and jun kind of just lifts the corners of his mouth into a smirk like “so, you’re my lovely teacher? i emphasize the word ‘lovely’” 
  • and the two minutes of enchantedness you had with his looks FLIES out the window because lovely? LOVELY? reALLY? is that something you call your sword fighting teacher on upon the first day of meeting them?
  • and jun expects your knees to turn to jelly and your face to burn up like everyone else’s does but instead you pass of the comment with like “uhuh” and then you set your bag down on the floor and hand him a wooden practice sword and you’re like “let’s get to work.”
  • and to be honest minghao from across the room can see the shock on jun’s face and he’s just like oh ….oh no……
  • and jun does not give up he pulls out the top notch one liners and does the thing where he licks his lips and tries to flex while holding the sword but you’re just looking at him completely unaffected and you’re like “the first rule has to do with defense, use your weapon to block-”
  • and jun is like “weapon? this is wooden? how will i hurt anyone with this?” and you’re like ???? why would i trust you with a real sword during the first lesson and jun’s kind of like because im a /prince/ a /man/ and you just laugh and oh my god minghao in the back is like rip jun because jun is probably the most prideful person in the world and you just laughed at him here we frickin go
  • and so for a couple of weeks you just let him use the wooden sword and you have to say he has natural skill and strength but he gets too distracted in hearing himself talk that you defeat him everytime and even though for a short while jun keeps his cool and keeps trying to win you over with flattery there’s a point where he’s just like WHY CANT I BEAT YOU and you’re like “because youre overthinking”
  • and you go over and you put your hand over his and you’re like “look, you have to always keep your eyes on me otherwise the moment you look away i can strike and-” 
  • you stop for a second one because you just noticed how close you are to the prince and how he’s just looking at you intently, listening to what you have to say next and two your hands still on his and it has been for a while and you pull away and jun’s eyebrows furrow but then the same smirk comes back from day one and you’re like ANYWAY try to block all my attacks now
  • and you go in and for the first time he focuses 100% and you don’t manage to hit him and jun’s face just brightens and he’s like !!!!! i did it!!!!! and you’re like y-yeah!!! and he like throws his arms around you and for a second you almost hug him back but you’re like no no can’t give in so you shrug him off and you’re like that’s no appropriate im your teacher and he sorta chuckles like yeah yeah you’re right
  • but like your heart is beating and tbh jun’s is too and if you two could read each others minds in that moment it’d just be mutual flailing of feelings
  • and so finally you hand jun an actual real sword after more time of training and a shield and you’re like ok you’re gonna learn a combo attack today and jun for some reason is so much more alert now then he was before like he actually listens to you and picks up what you’re conveying and after the lesson servant minghao pulls you aside and is like the queen would like to speak with you
  • and you’re like frick did i do something wrong but she’s just thanking you she’s like ever since you came here jun hasn’t been in one scandal and he hasn’t gone against her wishes and you’re kind of like oh how nice,,,,but then you also start thinking about why jun is the way he is 
  • so you corner minghao and you’re like spill and he’s like im the princes’ best friend i could never and you’re like minghao i dont want this info to hurt him i want to know more about him and tbh minghao knows that prince jun gushes over you when you’re not around so he’s like maybe it’d be beneficial if he just told you and he’s kind of like 
  • prince jun doesn’t get trusted by anyone in the royal family anymore because of how many times he’s gotten himself in trouble and so like when he excels at something and gets praise from you it means like so much more than you think and like he just wants to make someone proud of him and you’re like …….i never knew….and minghao’s like yeah so that’s why you should date the prince and you’re like what and he’s like i said that’s why you should give the prince longer lessons so he can get better and you’re like that’s not what you said but minghao’s like I GTG
  • and so you’re like sparring with jun during one of your lessons and you’re thinking about what you’ve learned about him and you feel yourself teeter back because jun’s pinned you to the wall with the edge of his shield and you’re like oh yeah you won good job but jun doesn’t let you move and he’s leaning really close and he’s like
  • what’s on your mind you’d never lose this fast and you’re like on my mind??? nothing???? nope nothing nada zero hahaah and he’s like don’t lie you get flustered when you lie and your face is all red and he reaches out to touch it and you’re kind of like ….jun, you know you’re really talented right and he’s like well i am handsome and you’re like no that’s not what i mean like you’re a worthy prince you know that right
  • and he like drops the sword and he’s like w…what is this about did minghao say something he’s such a big blabber mouth and you’re like no im saying this out of personal opinion and you kind of get a little blushy because like you’ve never been direct with him even as his teacher and you’re just like “you’re gonna be a worthy ruler some day. someone that can protect the people” and you can see like a flash of light in his eyes and he just can’t even hide the genuine smile and he’s like “im glad you think that. no one has ever told me that.”
  • and it’s so cheesy and cute and minghao’s in the corner looking into the camera like he’s on the office like “they’re gonna kiss right now probably like they should right”
  • but like you don’t because you’re both actually awkward except jun would totally do it he’s just caught up in your words
  • and you keep teaching him but after a while he’s gotten good almost close to your level and you’re thinking of going back home and jun doesn’t want to stop you but he’s also like 
  • “you can stay here…….i think you’re right about me being a great ruler but ……….with your help i think i can be an amazing one.”  and you’re like hahaha it’s ok you should marry one of those princesses and he’s like oh no i can’t i finally declined all the marriage proposals and you’re kind of confused like ?????? what???? don’t you have to get married isn’t that like a royal thing 
  • and here is is THE GREASE
  • he pulls you close to him by the waist and he’s like yeah it’s a thing but ever since i saw you i knew none of them were even close to the person i wanted to be with
  • and you swallow like um…….and whose that………
  • and minghao whose once again in the corner is like now kiss. do it. please. god. 
  • and jun does it and well congrats ur prince jun’s no and forever if he ever does something tho hit him on the head with the wooden sword jokes jokes 

anonymous asked:

top 5 favorite TAZ fics?

ok im gonna be honest i havent really read tazfic that i wasn’t linked to by a friend or saw an update for on tumblr in like, 3 months (i dont want to explain this one and im not gonna, its related to some personal shit) soooooooooooo i am not the best person to ask this question. 

also if i was to have to say what my faves were i need like. a top 20 list to list like everything, cause yall put out that GOOD content and this is sorta just off the top of my head. but im not doing recc lists cause thats time consuming and im kinda Dying cause of School and its only been A Single Fuckin Day. actually fuckit if you want a reccs list ask me for one and i’ll do it in like, a month tho. so maybe dont. 

in no particular order:

Lunar Interlude: Something New by Wildgoosery

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8834944

i mean, who hasn’t read this? how is it so in character? god.

Emergency First Aid in the Pocket Workshop

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8877232

love me some of that gore.

A Promise Kept by @mystery-moose

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11802135

satisfying as all fuck

The Protector by @epersonae

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11598633/chapters/26070726

u know that thing where magnus comes in a lil early? yeah. this fucked me up! i am partially at fault for its existence, i think? or at least WDA is. whoops.

Well, that’s what you get  @celebitxt

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11516796

god its just so good that sazed gets punched okay i need him to get punched? so? bad?

Happy Pregnancy! Part 2: Concern
  • [Bakugou calls Uraraka an hour after leaving and hearing about her pregnancy]
  • Bakugou: Oi, you finally answered!
  • Uraraka: *yawns* Sorry, I was sleeping.
  • Bakugou: How the hell am I supposed to know if you're okay if you don't answer your damn phone? I don't know anything about pregnant girls.
  • Uraraka: Calm down, Katsuki. It's not like I'm gonna randomly combust. ^^
  • Bakugou: DON'T JOKE LIKE THAT! THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, RIGHT?
  • Uraraka: Sigh...of course not. I'm going back to sleep. Be safe, okay? Keep your head in the game! (●^-^●)
  • Bakugou: I'm not finished with you, Ochako! You're not gonna make me look like a dumbass.
  • Uraraka: =_= Bye. *clicks off phone*
  • [5 seconds pass and her phone rings again.]
  • Uraraka: Sigh.
  • Bakugou: What do you want? What are you sighing for?
  • Uraraka: You're the one that called me!
  • Bakugou: It doesn't hurt, right - being pregnant and sh!t? Or are you just gonna sleep for a year and pop out a baby?
  • Uraraka: A year? Really, Katsuki? Sigh. Get a book and then you'll know that you don't have to be so worried about me.
  • Bakugou: I'M NOT WORRIED! I'M FINE! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! LEAVE ME ALONE. *clicks off phone*