im not from mars

NO OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT IS UP WITH AMERICA

you can be in seattle where is 9am aND IN MIAMI ITS FUCKING 12PM?? it would literally take you 48 HOURS, (THATS TWO FULL DAYS) to travel the 2,735 miles between those two states. an d youRe in the sSAME fUCking coUNtrY what tEh fCUk

BUT LIKE WHAT EVEN ARE STATES?? WHO MADE THEM UP?? 

TEXAS IS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN THE WHOLE OF THE UK

but they’re not even coUntrY tIme zoNEs??? m8 u can be in omaha ne and in columbus ne its fucking 1 hour ahead of you THEY’RE BOTH IN THE SAME STATE???WH AT?/? 

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HAWAII

‘we were unable to calculate the route and time by road’ you know fucking why? bECAUsE tHERE ISNTT A FUCKING ROAD. HAWAII IS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN WHAT TH E FU CK AMERICA WHAT THE FUKC

so in golion their names were metals and I kinda wish they would’ve kept them

hello!! you probably know my blog if you’re tagged and you probably also have no idea what my name is or what i’m about so here: i’m bee, i’m a brown muslim girl who grew up in dubai but my parents are indian, also i’m pretty gay

so i’ve been on tumbler.org for about four or five years, and left, but i came back in early summer 2016 after i read throam. i didn’t really do anything with it besides make shitposts and ramble about my life which is why i was so surprised when i found out im getting closer to 1k, and i decided to do this thing (that literally no one asked for now that im at one thousand followers wtf??)

anyway here’s a little thank you to every single mutual that has tried and failed to be proper friends with me and still stuck around even though i couldn’t really be friends with any of them bc my offline social handicap decided to follow me here as well, and to every mutual who’s been so incredibly nice to me, and every mutual who i see in my notifs and every other blog that doesn’t follow me back but has inspired me to keep this up (keep what up lmao) alright im gonna stop rambling

fav blogs are bolded <3 (i’m sorry for annoying your notifs lmao this is probably a one time thing don’t worry)(also think of this like a blog rec since i maybe only really talk to four or five of these but all of these blogs are 10/10)(also there’s A LOT of blogs because i follow like 4000 people wtf how did that happen lmao this is gonna look messy idk how to tunmgler)

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so, recently i hitted my first thousand and omg, i didn’t even know what to do, so i decided to thanks not only my followers but also all the beautiful people who make my dash a wonderful place, i love you all, mutuals or the ones i just admire from far

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avcngers || barnescap || barneses || barnesrogers || barnestrash || bcttombucky || beardedchrisevans || betablve || bhrnes || bilbobaggims || bucktashas || buckycap || buckycutie || buckywinchesters || bxckyrogers || capbxrnes || capsandbucky || chrisprvtt || chrliecox || chvrliecox || cilntasha || clintbartonfleek || clintbartoon || clintbxrtns || clintonbartcns || clintqsha || clintsmurdock || clntbartn || cptnbrns || cptjamesbbarnes || daiisycoulson || darlingdormer || dxredevll

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elizabaetholsen || elizabethclsens || foggyenelson || fredsgranger || frozencap || havleyatwell || howlingcommandhos || howlingsoldier || hswkeye || jamesbames || jessiedanvers|| kramering || lostcap || mattfoggie || mattmrdck || maxiwoff || mightytchalla || murdocktrash || muridock || nataliaromonoff || natasharomanoff || paulbettcny || pbettany || peggycapp || peggyicarter || pietremaximoff || punkpietros || punkstevies || punkxsteve || queerbucks || quicksllvers || quickslvver

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romanoffsrage || romcnff || romvnov || sadsteverogers || samtwilson || scaredbarnes || scarletvison || scarlietwitch || sciencestark || scvrlettwitch || sebastianstanz || sebastionstan || sebastrianstan || sergantbucky || sgtbucky || sgtjimbarnes || sighmurdock || spacebucky || steebrogerz || stevebarns || steviebucks || stuckystan || thorodinsoh || tonybruce || tonystarking || transtevie || troublerogers || tthorgasm || ughmarvel || ulltron || ummbucky || vltrcn || wcnda || winterwldow || worthycap

thank you all for being such amazing blogs, i’ll follow you guys till the end of the world

i was tagged by @childandadolescentservices and @scoobie
Rules: tag 9 people you want to learn more about!!


•Relationship status: taken sorry ladies but my heart is FAITHYS
•Favorite color(s): xavy put the whole damn rainbow for this one umm but mine are like red, mustard yellow, and denim blue OH BIG SURPRISE
•Lipstick or Chapstick: lipstick my lips have to always be dry as the desert xx
•Last song listened to: blues are still blue by belle and sebastian
•Last movie seen: win it all
•Top three fictional characters: umm graham from but im a cheerleader, ursula from kikis delivery service, mars argo the character does that count cuz its a persona right…i have more i guess
•Three ships: EASY the nina the pinta and the santa martina.

i tag @robertsmithluvr and no one else cuz we only have somany people in our mutual circle and i dont feel like seeing whos already tagged goodbye !!